Clueless is a 1995 American comedy film loosely based on Jane Austen's 1815 novel, Emma. It is set in Beverly Hills and a nearby high school. It was written and directed by Amy Heckerling and produced by Scott Rudin. The film was released in the United States on July 19, 1995. The film stars Alicia Silverstone, Stacey Dash, and Brittany Murphy.
The film spun off a television show and a series of books.
Cher Horowitz (Alicia Silverstone) is a good-natured but superficial girl who is attractive, popular, and extremely wealthy. At a few months shy of sixteen, she has risen to the top of the high school social scene and is happy and self-assured in her insular, fashion-obsessed world. She lives in a Beverly Hills mansion with her father (Dan Hedaya), a ferocious $500-an-hour litigator; her mother has long since died, having succumbed to complications while undergoing liposuction. Cher's best friend is Dionne Davenport (Stacey Dash), who is also rich, pretty, and hip, and understands what it's like to be envied.
All: I can't believe you did this to me after all I did for you
Cause you made me so mad and there's nothing you can do
You and I were clueless, but you were the most
And I guess you just got lost
Baby you were just clueless
(So clueless)
What did I do to deserve this kind of pain?
Out of all the fights, this was the main
You said to give it a chance
But I saw you at the dance
We tried to work it out
But I still had a doubt
All: (Clueless)
I just can't take the risk of getting hurt again
And you're way worse than other men
I used to think you had a brain
But now I know that you're way insane
You tried to steal my heart away
And you'll pay for that someday
All: (Clueless)
All: I can't believe you did this to me after all I did for you
Cause you made me so mad and there's nothing you can do
You and I were clueless, but you were the most
And I guess you just got lost
Baby you were just clueless
All: (So clueless)
I cant believe I let u play me for a fool
N' wt u did was so totally uncool
I had no clue it would end this way
And I don't really care of what you have to say
I'll never forgive you for what you did
Gosh, I was such a kid
All: (So clueless)
But now that I'm grown and mature
I realize that I was blind and unsure
It aint gonna happen no more tho {no mo}
And it's obviously the end of us, yo
Now I just wanna scream and shout
Cause you don't even know what our relationship was about
All: (So Clueless)
Should've told me the truth in the first place Now im gonna have 2 pick up the pace
Boo if u loved me so
Then you wouldn't be this low
But now that I figured out your cheating ways
It's just too damn late
All: (4 us 2 ever be togetha again!!) And you won't get away with anything else these days (this I promise you€. Yeah...)
All: I can't believe you did this to me after all I did for you
Cause you made me so mad and there's nothing you can do
You and I were clueless, but you were the most
And I guess you just got lost
Baby you were just clueless
Clueless€
Clueless!!!!
(u should've told me before... should've trusted our love shouldve thought about that before you went on and broke my heart.. but its ok because in the end im better off without you and its just too bad that i cant say the same about you!) ur so clue-less...!!!!)
Scared to look ahead, instead I fold my arms, waiting
The train's arriving with the goodies I'm entitled to
All this time, I never felt I got what I deserved
Oh, what a shame
Why me? Why me?
I never take a thing for granted
I'll never be a hypocrite
What would you know?
Fly, watch your fallen sunset
I can't remember when I ever heard you say
Thank you for everything you gave, I'm so grateful
Hang on to your fallen sunset
Don't you see I'm talking, can't you wait until I'm done?
Hold on a second, here's another one you haven't heard
You think [Incomprehensible] the world will look at me
I'm [Incomprehensible]
You're feelin' sorry for yourself once again
I never take a thing for granted
I'll never be a hypocrite
Can't stand to hear you
Always takin' things for granted
You're such a hypocrite
What would you know?
Fly, watch your fallen sunset
I can't remember when I ever heard you say
Thank you for everything you gave, I'm so grateful
Fly, watch your fallen sunset
Come away with me
I'll show you the way to happiness
Then is when you'll see
The peace that'll put your mind to rest
Come with me, come with me
Ease your bad memories
You made your choice
You're so ****** up
Go fly, watch your fallen sunset
I can't remember when I ever heard you say
Thank you for everything you gave, I'm so grateful
Hang on to your fallen sunset
Hey clueless why you do you always do this
Do I have to go through this with you again
Cryin' on my shoulder
Whenever the nights grow colder
And you need more than another fair weather friend
Will it end before sundown
Before the prettiest girl in this town
Runs away from a showdown with me again
(Look at me now)
Come on baby, you need a rock you can't toss out
When you're under the covers
You think you're so strong
Holdin' on to me now
You know why you come around
I'm the rock you can't toss out
Don't kiss me say you're gonna miss me
Then ditch me till you come back again
Don't touch me
Tell me how much you love me
If you're not gonna love me
Like the world's gonna end
Maybe I never told you
That I want to hold you
And never wanted to be just friends
(Look at me now)
Come on baby, you need a rock you can't toss out
When you're under the covers
You think you're so strong
Holdin' on to me now
You know why you come around
I'm the rock you can't toss out
I know you want to see me
'Cause you're always at my door
Do you leave 'cause you're afraid of seeing something more
...You know why you come around, look at me now,
Can I have a smoke? Oh, alright. Thanks man.
Hey does it go puff, puff, pass or pass, puff, puff. I don’t know?
Oh, here you go, man. Oh, I’m supposed to light it? Oh, OK.
I was wondering why I wasn’t getting high. Hey uh. Anyone got a lighter?
You know the other day I was walking my cat and you know
And there was another cat so that made it two cats you know
So my cat hisses at the other cat. You know?
And I had to go chase my cat down cuz it went in the street down Harvest
Meadow Court in San Jose…
I’m like whatever’s clever
My feelings toward the subject already been severed
Constantly I groan like I’m in the ozone
Everything I say comes across as monotone
Either way it doesn’t matter to me
It could be dynasty or catastrophe
My muscles just atrophy. You could even laugh at me.
You could curse my family or any kind of blasphemy
I’mma just keep doing my thing
Which ain’t really much. You could call it anything
Do whatcha like and I’ll just exist
The fruits of my labor are just the pits. Shit.
Not like I make a difference.
I don’t even care about these words I’m indifferent.
Great me with a Hey! I’ll greet you with an Eh…
My life trailing off into dull existence.
I’m clueless. So clueless.
Any kind of brain activity is useless.
You just do whatever you do
I’mma hover here cuz I don’t have a clue
Staring at this screen, I’m not thinking
Life passes right before my eyes while I’m blinking
Don’t try winking at me. I’m clueless
Every person that I run across is saying Who’s This?
I thought you offed yourself years ago
HR says “You’re not on the payroll!”
From where the V is sitting, no one’s gonna miss me
My life has been a vacuum void of any history
All up in the club, I don’t even bother
Pop some champagne mein, I’ll have agua.
I could find a mate and end up a father
But I can barely keep my own head above water
When I say something, It makes you even dumber
When I went to school, I just thought about the summer
Meaning I’m missing everything substantial.
My pilot light is out so you can’t light my candle.
I’m clueless. So clueless.
Any kind of brain activity is useless.
You just do whatever you do
I’mma hover here cuz I don’t have a clue
I’m the epitome...of being pitiful
I could try something, but that would be really cool
Too much for me. That would take effort.
I’m a blah, blah, blah, blah, blah expert
I got a de-gree in monotony
Du-hh is my hobby
I wear dull clothes. I got dull shoes
Even at 2, I was like an old dude
And even that was an improvement
I was nicknamed slug for lack of body movement
Drag me around cuz I make a nice carpet or rug
I’m not even classified a bug
When I choose to talk I’m at a loss for….
Everyday’s highlight is when I drop a tird
I walk around with my tongue out - nose running
Drooling all over on my bulging tummy
I’m clueless. So clueless.
Any kind of brain activity is useless.
You just do whatever you do
I’mma hover here cuz I don’t have a clue
So I finally capture my cat. She was being a bad kitty.
I’m going to have to put her on a leash next time.
So next time you see me I’ll be walking my cat on a leash
I need to change her litter box soon, too.
give it a chance and maybe it'll turn out better than it's supposed to broken romance shouldn't leave you sayin' never 'cause you'll never have a clue I've seen it before you're lockin' the door 'cause you're scared of what's waitin' out there just take my word you're being absurd will you go if I double dare you can't make me think you don't care I know a girl who's scared of the world but won't say why she don't like it I've said all along 'there's nothing wrong' but she won't listen in a bit you two would make a perfect fit oh yeah 'cause you both deserve it
Hey you, you don't know me
So don't pretend like you do
I hear the shit you say loud
Your red, white, and blue
You don't have a clue do you? Do you?
Do you know why they hate us?
Could it be because of you?
You and your daddy can fuck your red, white, and blue, yeah!
You don't have a clue do you? You don't have a clue do you?
Hey you, you don't know me
So don't pretend like you do
I hear the shit you say loud
Your red, white, and blue
You don't have a clue do you? Do you?
Do you know why they hate us?
Could it be because of you?
You and your daddy can fuck your red, white, and blue, yeah!
You can see the lies in those real big eyes
Got the finger tattooed on her inner thigh
She?ll tell you to jump, she?ll make you say, "How high"
Want to have a good time, don?t have to ask her twice
Never let you win 'cause she can?t lose
And you haven't walked a mile unless it's in her shoes
Everybody?s got a friend like her
You don?t know Jack Shit till you?re in her world
She?s a wild child, so incomplete
Like a real bad song playing on repeat
If your eyes are blue, hers are a little bluer
If your car is new, hers is a little newer
If there?s a dude in the room
She?ll think he wants to screw her
She?s got no clue, no clue
She likes to brag about her pedigree
But she ain't nothing but a rich bitch wannabe
She?s loud and rude, when she downs a few
She?s dancing on the bar drunk and half nude
You wanna be her friend, well, that all depends
If you?re broke as a joke or if you drive a Benz
Everybody?s got a friend like her
You don?t mean Jack Shit till you?re in her world
She?s a wild child, so incomplete
Like a real bad song playing on repeat
Somebody take her home
She hates to sleep alone
She?s an ex-prom queen
Always looking for a scene
By the way, that?s a fake tattoo
She?s just jealous of you
If your eyes are blue, hers are a little bluer
She keeps dropping names
Like someone really knew her
And every dude in the room
Thinks that she?s a loser
If your ride is cool
Hers is a little cooler
Every dude in the room
Knows that she?s a loser
Candice, I shoulda kissed you
a long time ago in that cemetery
Now I will never know
what kind of bitch you coulda been to me
It's plain to see you were so damn horny
that night I spent in your dormitory
Sleeping right next to you
but never made my move I was so boring
And every time I think about all the opportunities
That I passed up just because I was…
So Clueless and unsure about
Myself I need everything spelled out
Don’t leave these things up to me
I’m sure to find a way to
Fuck it up somehow
Candice, you’ll never know my story
or the time I spent in your purgatory
Its so frustrating to be kept waiting
when I’m adulating over you in the dark
All my friends they keep on asking
“whats gonna happen, whats gonna happen?”
And all I can ever say is
“I don’t know, maybe someday, we’ll see”
But every time I think about all the opportunities
That I passed up just because I was…
So Clueless and unsure about
Myself I need everything spelled out
Don’t leave things up to me
I’m sure to find a way to
Could you be so blind
Didn't care less
After all the things I've said to you
Look me in my eyes with the blank stare
Why don't you know
Why don't you know what to do
Why are you so apprehensive
About everything and anything
All the time
You need to make up your mind
Could it be anymore easier
Could I be talking in a foreign language
I'm so tired of giving explanations
So now you're on your own, clueless
Here's my last breath
Here's my last attempt
For you to understand you're so clueless
You're gonna have to wait around and see
To see I'm gone, see I'm gone
Here's my last breath
Here's my last attempt
For you to understand
That I ain't giving no hints
I'm leaving you clueless
Clueless, clueless
Will you get it someday
Did someone turn off the lights in your head
Is no one there
To answer me when I ask a question
To give me some commission
I'm ready to move in a new direction
You're getting left behind
You're such a waste of time
I don't know how to get my point through to you
Here's my last breath
Here's my last attempt
For you to understand you're so clueless
You're gonna have to wait around and see
To see I'm gone, see I'm gone (gone)
Here's my last breath
Here's my last attempt
For you to understand
That I ain't giving no hints
I'm leaving you clueless
Whenever we fuss and fight
It feels like it's one side
You never try
You're always one step behind
I really wanted you to know
My feelings for you are starting to change
But you didn't get the memo (you didn't get the memo)
So I gotta let you go
Here's my last breath
Here's my last attempt
For you to understand you're so clueless
You're gonna have to wait around and see
To see I'm gone, see I'm gone
Here's my last breath
Here's my last attempt
For you to understand
You're so clueless
You're gonna have to wait around to see
To see I'm gone, see I'm gone
Here's my last breath
Here's my last attempt
For you to understand
That I ain't giving no hints
So I'm leaving you clueless
(So clueless, so clueless)
Ain't giving no hints
So I'm leaving you clueless
(So clueless, so clueless)
(So clueless, so clueless)
That I ain't giving no hints
We're hangin' out
On the hood of Davey's car
Just watchin' as the people pass by
And she said
She'd be leaving in an hour
Don't watch the clock, just look in her eyes
And now I'm twistin' and I'm turnin' to tell her what is stirrin'
To show her what I'm feelin' inside
But now I'm countin' down the minutes to find a way to get it out right
(She took me by surprise)
She said
"Don't worry 'bout it,
Boys will be boys,
But you don't have a clue."
And she said,
"Don't talk about it,
Give me your hand,
My heart is always waiting for you."
I was freakin' out
Oh yeah, my head was spinnin' 'round
Could feel the blood rush on my face to the ground
Those brown eyes
The best ever seen
They cut so deep, can't hardly breathe
And I must be dreamin'
Lookin' up from my hands to my eyes
And she's still with me
I said, "I must be dreamin' tonight"
She took me by surprise
And she said
"Don't worry 'bout it,
Boys will be boys,
But you don't have a clue."
And she said,
"Don't talk about it,
Give me your hand,
My heart is always waiting for you."
And she said
"Don't worry 'bout it,
Boys will be boys,
But you don't have a clue."
And she said,
"Don't talk about it,
Give me your hand,
My heart is always waiting for you."
She said,
"And boys will be boys"
She said
She said
And she said
"Don't worry 'bout it,
Boys will be boys,
But you don't have a clue."
And she said,
"Don't talk about it,
Give me your hand,
My heart is always waiting for you."
She said,
"My heart is always waiting for you."
She said,
"My heart is always waiting for you."
And she said,
"Don't talk about it,
Give me your hand,