Last Call (2012)

Actors

• Geoff Crittenden (producer)
• Torey Adkins (actor)
• John-Patrick Driscoll (actor)
• Andrew Hoffman (director)
• Andrew Hoffman (editor)
• Andrew Hoffman (producer)
• Andrew Hoffman (writer)
• Tommy Lucas (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short

Filtered (2011)

Actors

• Tony Lee (producer)
• Tony Lee (writer)
• Tony Lee (director)
• Tony Lee (editor)
• Josh Hicks (actor)
• Scott Baker (miscellaneous crew)
• Jason Suel (actor)
• Hayes Hudson (miscellaneous crew)
• LaToya Gulley (actress)
• Ryan Abshire (actor)
• Aaron Noll (miscellaneous crew)
• Martel Jackson (actor)
• Marcus Lane (actor)
• Aj Schwerdtfeger (actor)
• Mike Thomas (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short

Luck of the Draw (2008)

Actors

• Charles Bernstein (composer)
• Joshua Levine (actor)
• John Rixey Moore (actor)
• Jesse Erwin (actor)
• Michael Kuya (actor)
• Thuyen Tang (miscellaneous crew)
• Romi Dames (actress)
• Mitchel C. Resnick (producer)
• Mitchel C. Resnick (director)
• Mitchel C. Resnick (writer)
• Mitchel C. Resnick (producer)
• Jonny Acker (actor)
• Nicki Stewart (costume designer)
• Curtiss Frisle (actor)
• Joey Mendicino (actor)

Genres

• Short

Taglines:

Luck of the DRAW ...the one lottery you don't want to win.

Witches' Night (2007)

Actors

• Nicholas Owen Langholff (producer)
• Gordy Haab (composer)
• Betsy Baker (actress)
• Zairi Malcolm (miscellaneous crew)
• Matthias Schubert (editor)
• Kate Sobol (editor)
• Mikaela Wohl (costume designer)
• Matthew S. Harrison (actor)
• Gil McKinney (actor)
• Kymberly Harris (actress)
• Wesley Walker (actor)
• Ben Chester (actor)
• Lauren Ryland (actress)
• Jeff Christian (actor)
• Elisabeth Oas (actress)

Genres

• Horror

Dumpster Baby (2000)

Actors

• James Bickert (director)
• James Bickert (producer)
• James Bickert (producer)
• James Bickert (editor)
• James Bickert (writer)
• Scott Hodges (actor)
• Jeffrey Charlton Umberger (actor)
• Ron Prather (actor)
• Tal Harris (actor)
• Thomas Alan Beckett (actor)
• Erica Crabb (actress)
• Mitsu Bitchi (actress)
• Randy Hill (producer)
• Randy Hill (editor)
• Randy Hill (director)

Genres

• Drama
• Horror

Juan & Ted: Wanted (2000)

Actors

• Vic del Rosario Jr. (producer)
• Boy Alano (actor)
• Al Tantay (actor)
• Al Tantay (director)
• Al Tantay (writer)
• Rey Solo (actor)
• Janno Gibbs (actor)
• Hermie Go (producer)
• Anne Curtis (actress)
• Bayani Agbayani (writer)
• Bayani Agbayani (actor)
• Torling Pader (actor)
• Inday Badiday (actress)
• Maureen Larrazabal (actress)
• Rommel Montano (actor)

Genres

• Action
• Comedy

Manhattan Murder Mystery (1993)

Actors

• Al Cerullo (miscellaneous crew)
• Woody Allen (director)
• Woody Allen (actor)
• Woody Allen (writer)
• Anjelica Huston (actress)
• Alan Alda (actor)
• Diane Keaton (actress)
• Ron Rifkin (actor)
• Robert Greenhut (producer)
• Lynn Cohen (actress)
• Steven Randazzo (actor)
• Charles H. Joffe (producer)
• David Boston (actor)
• Kay Chapin (miscellaneous crew)
• Jack Rollins (producer)

Genres

• Comedy
• Drama
• Mystery

Quotes:

Hotel night clerk: You are with police?::Larry Lipton: Yes, I'm a detective. They lowered the height requirement.

Larry Lipton: Here, taste my tuna casserole and tell if I put in too much hot fudge.

Larry Lipton: I haven't been on my treadmill for weeks. 572 weeks - that's 11 years.

Larry Lipton: I like a hotel with lots of blue powder sprinkled along the base boards.

Carol Lipton: Look at you, you're all white.::Larry Lipton: All the blood rushed to my brother!

[first lines]::Larry Lipton: C'mon, you promised to sit through the hockey game without being bored,::Carol Lipton: [overlapping] I know, honey, I promised.::Larry Lipton: and I'll sit through the Wagner opera with you next week.::Carol Lipton: I know.::Larry Lipton: I already bought the earplugs.::Carol Lipton: Yeah, well, with your eyesight I'm surprised you can see the puck. Wow, yay, come on.

Carol Lipton: Larry, I think it's time we reevaluated our lives.::Larry Lipton: I've reevaluated our lives; I got a 10, you got a 6.

Carol Lipton: Larry, I think she's dead!::Larry Lipton: Try giving her the present.

Larry Lipton: I think it's a reasonable assumption that if you're dead you don't suddenly turn up in the New York City Transit System.

Larry Lipton: I was in a deep sleep - I was dreaming of roundcar girls.

Weekend with Kate (1990)

Actors

• John Fiedler (actor)
• Colin Friels (actor)
• Jerome Ehlers (actor)
• Bruce Rowland (composer)
• Fran Burke (miscellaneous crew)
• Bruce Venables (actor)
• Linda Ray (miscellaneous crew)
• Catherine McClements (actress)
• Brian Vriends (actor)
• Phillip Emanuel (producer)
• Kate Sheil (actress)
• Arch Nicholson (director)
• Rick Adams (actor)
• Jack Mayers (actor)
• Emily Lumbers (actress)

Genres

• Comedy

Taglines:

Lust on saturday, lies on sunday... A sexy comedy about staying together... at least until monday!

Quotes:

Kate Muir: Are you ready?::Jon Thorne: Look, if it's a problem...::Kate Muir: No problem. Let's go.::Jon Thorne: It's difficult to refuse such a gracious invitation.

Freddy und das Lied der Prärie (1964)

Actors

• Artur Brauner (producer)
• Janez Vrhovec (actor)
• Stole Arandjelovic (actor)
• Carlo Croccolo (actor)
• Irms Pauli (costume designer)
• Bruno W. Pantel (actor)
• Walter Wischniewsky (editor)
• Rik Battaglia (actor)
• Gustav Kampendonk (writer)
• Vladimir Medar (actor)
• Klaus Dahlen (actor)
• Mamie Van Doren (actress)
• Beba Loncar (actress)
• Otto Waldis (actor)
• Karl Dall (actor)

Genres

• Musical
• Western

Ted Filmography

• First Date 2
  2004, role: actor
• Gay Weekend 5
  2003, role: actor
• Gay Weekend 6
  2003, role: actor
• Loaded Guns 4
  2003, role: actor
• Gay Weekend 4
  2002, role: actor
• Gay Weekend
  2002, role: actor
• Gay Weekend 3
  2002, role: actor
• Action Vacation 2
  2002, role: actor

Most, Ted Filmography

• Eager Beaver
  1977, role: director
• Sex Museum
  1976, role: editor
• Y'all Come
  1975, role: writer
• Y'all Come
  1975, role: director

Ted Filmography

• Countryside Lovers
  2003, role: actor
• Loaded Guns 3
  2002, role: actor

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Ted - Harry & The Potters
• Ted - Redgum
• Ted - Lollipop Lust Kill

Teddy Lupin,
Teddy Lupin,
Teddy Lupin is not a werewolf.
Teddy Lupin,
Teddy Lupin,
Teddy Lupin could be a teddy bear.
Teddy Lupin,
Teddy Lupin,
Teddy Lupin is not a werewolf.
Teddy Lupin,
Teddy Lupin,
Teddy Lupin could be a teddy bear.
Cuddle up, cuddle up, cuddle up, cuddle up, cuddle up, cuddle up.
Teddy Lupin,
Teddy Lupin,
Teddy Lupin could be a teddy bear.
Like Teddy Ruxpin,
Like Teddy Ruxpin,
Like Teddy Ruxpin, he'll tell you stories.
Teddy Lupin,
Teddy Lupin,

On a back block down Salisbury Plains
Ted was born in 1895
Thrust from the loins on to rusty soil
And the cord was cut with a scythe
He said "People there are city folk today
And they couldn't tell shit from clay
A ripening crop of stobie poles
There's no regrets when the memory roams
That earth is in me bones"
Did his bit in the first World War
Took the shilling to fight the Hun
Mud up to his crotch in Flanders fields
And the gas eating out his lungs
He said "Me best mate died hanging on the barbed wire
And when the attack was through
We took some prisoners to HQ
And shared a fag and a yarn or two
They were the same as me and you"
And I asked old Ted what history meant
As he sharpened his hedging shears
"What a bloody fool question that is my boy
I lived it for 83 years"
See him every year on Anzac Day
Swilling beers down at the Rex Hotel
He'd laugh with his mates and go deep in thought
Where he went even he couldn't tell
He said "King and Country, cock'n'bull
We fought just to survive
The anger might have faded still this feeling grabs me deep inside
I guess you could call it pride"
As a navvy on the line in the Nullabor
The Depression left its scars
Heaving cold steel rails in the burning sun
And freezing beneath the stars
He said "If you escaped the susso queues
You had a hell of price to pay
And when time flowed like an open wound
I'd blow me dough on a Saturday
And drink the pain away"
On Sunday arvo he'd sit and talk
Over a dozen cold West End
Of what was gained and what was lost
And would never come again
He said "Money you know it comes and goes
On booze and rent and fags
You can make a fortune on overtime
And lose it all on the nags
But years of toil with a bunch of mates
You know it leaves you satisfied
Though we never moved a mountain
We sure gave it a try"
Pick the wheat from the chaff
And the steel from the scurf
And the honest man from the liar
If wisdom came by other names
Ted was earth and fire
On the day that old Ted died
No-one would have known
Buried in a pauper's grave
He lived and died alone
And the 727s roared overhead
Withe the drone of the angry roads
There seemed a pause for just a while
And the silence was heard around for miles

Girl I want you, more than anything
You look to the left, you look to the right
You look all around, there's no help in sight
You're all alone in my crazy world
My sweet defenseless little girl
Girl I want to, rub my libido all over you
You look to the left, you look to the right
You look all around, there's no help in sight
You're all alone in my crazy world
My sweet defenseless little girl
Girl, you, you better run away, before I make you
Stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay!
These wounds I tear into you deep and real
The scars left behind burn to reveal
These wounds I tear into you never heal
Girl I want you, more than anything
You look to the left, you look to the right
You look all around, there's no help in sight
You're all alone in my crazy world
My sweet defenseless little girl
Girl I want to, rub my libido all over you
You look to the left, you look to the right
You look all around, there's no help in sight
You're all alone in my crazy world
My sweet defenseless little girl
Girl, you, you better run away, before I make you
Stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay!
These wounds I tear into you deep and real
The scars left behind burn to reveal
These wounds I tear into you never heal
Well I see you walk in the park but you don't see me
Tailing you in my car but you don't notice
Follow you to your house peek in your window
I want to be with
See you walk in the park but you don't see me
Tailing you in my car but you don't notice
Follow you to your house peek in your window
I want to be with you
I'm going to be with you