The Legend of Hell's Gate: An American Conspiracy (2011)

Actors

• Glenn Morshower (actor)
• Michael Saleman (miscellaneous crew)
• Anne Carr (miscellaneous crew)
• Gary Teague (actor)
• Jim Beaver (actor)
• Henry Thomas (actor)
• Buck Taylor (actor)
• William McNamara (actor)
• Eric Balfour (actor)
• Thell Reed (miscellaneous crew)
• Robert C. Yu (miscellaneous crew)
• Farah White (actress)
• Scott Challgren (actor)
• Drew Waters (actor)
• Barry Tubb (actor)

Genres

• Action
• Adventure
• History
• Western

Sky (2008)

Actors

• Vanessa Born (actress)
• Dwight Bacquie (actor)
• Marc Daniel (writer)
• Marc Daniel (director)
• Debora Parks (producer)
• John Watson (editor)

Genres

• Drama
• Short

Belle Starr (1980)

Actors

• Joseph Barbera (producer)
• Geoffrey Lewis (actor)
• Fred Ward (actor)
• Michael Cavanaugh (actor)
• Dana Kaproff (composer)
• Dee Cooper (actor)
• Jesse Vint (actor)
• Peter Hobbs (actor)
• Sandy McPeak (actor)
• Elizabeth Montgomery (actress)
• James Lee Barrett (writer)
• Geno Silva (actor)
• David Garfield (editor)
• Cliff Potts (actor)
• Barry Krost (producer)

Genres

• Western

Moonfire (1970)

Actors

• Charles Napier (actor)
• Dayton Lummis (actor)
• Richard Egan (actor)
• Rodolfo Hoyos Jr. (actor)
• Richard Bull (actor)
• Joaquín Martínez (actor)
• Sonny Liston (actor)
• Perla Walter (actress)
• William Wintersole (actor)
• Jose Gonzales-Gonzales (actor)
• Michael Parkhurst (producer)
• Michael Parkhurst (writer)
• Michael Parkhurst (director)
• John Winfield (editor)
• Roger Galloway (actor)

Genres

• Action
• Adventure
• Drama

Hell's Crossroads (1957)

Actors

• Eddie Baker (actor)
• Frank Wilcox (actor)
• Myron Healey (actor)
• Morris Ankrum (actor)
• Grant Withers (actor)
• Tony Martinelli (editor)
• Barton MacLane (actor)
• Robert Vaughn (actor)
• Harry Shannon (actor)
• Douglas Kennedy (actor)
• Henry Brandon (actor)
• Barry Shipman (writer)
• Franklin Adreon (director)
• Stephen McNally (actor)
• John K. Butler (writer)

Genres

• Western

Taglines:

The Romantic Story of the Fabulous Outlaw JESSE JAMES!

Quotes:

Jesse James: Frank, Bob, on your way. Cole, take your time.::Cole Younger: All right, Jess.::Jesse James: Shall we drift?::Vic Rodell: Why not?

Jesse James' Women (1954)

Actors

• Walter Greene (composer)
• Don 'Red' Barry (actor)
• Don 'Red' Barry (director)
• Don 'Red' Barry (actor)
• Don 'Red' Barry (writer)
• Don 'Red' Barry (producer)
• Victor Cox (actor)
• Sam Freedle (miscellaneous crew)
• D.D. Beauchamp (writer)
• D.D. Beauchamp (writer)
• Peggie Castle (actress)
• Lita Baron (actress)
• Michael Carr (actor)
• Jack Buetel (actor)
• William R. Cox (writer)

Genres

• Western

Taglines:

HIS DEADLY EXPLOITS, ADVENTURES...and Women! (original ad - mostly caps)
ROARING WITH EXCITEMENT!...And the Women Who Made the West Wonderful, Wild and Deadly!
BEAUTY vs. BEAUTY...for the love of JESSE JAMES! They met him on the double-cross roads of love!
The Battle of the Sexes and the Sixes Rages across the Lusty West! Women WANTED him... more than the Law!

The Great Missouri Raid (1951)

Actors

• Stuart Holmes (actor)
• Ethan Laidlaw (actor)
• Paul Sawtell (composer)
• Ward Bond (actor)
• Ray Teal (actor)
• Paul Fix (actor)
• Cliff Clark (actor)
• Paul E. Burns (actor)
• Frank Ferguson (actor)
• Tom Tyler (actor)
• James Millican (actor)
• Steve Pendleton (actor)
• Dick Rich (actor)
• Guy Wilkerson (actor)
• Bruce Bennett (actor)

Genres

• Western

The Remarkable Andrew (1942)

Actors

• Edith Head (costume designer)
• Chester Conklin (actor)
• Howard M. Mitchell (actor)
• Brick Sullivan (actor)
• Monte Blue (actor)
• Emory Parnell (actor)
• Chester Clute (actor)
• Spencer Charters (actor)
• Victor Young (composer)
• Hobart Cavanaugh (actor)
• Hobart Cavanaugh (actor)
• Montagu Love (actor)
• James Millican (actor)
• Ben Taggart (actor)
• Theodore Lorch (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Fantasy

Quotes:

Gen. Andrew Jackson: You've been trying to keep an honest accounting of city money. You've been dealing with politicians. You've been standing up for your own rights. Haven't you? Naturally, you landed in jail.

Bad Men of Missouri (1941)

Actors

• Jack Mower (actor)
• Bud Osborne (actor)
• Stuart Holmes (actor)
• Wade Boteler (actor)
• Hank Mann (actor)
• Milton Kibbee (actor)
• Paul Panzer (actor)
• Howard Jackson (composer)
• Jack L. Warner (producer)
• Frank Mayo (actor)
• Frank Mills (actor)
• Howard M. Mitchell (actor)
• Glen Cavender (actor)
• Ben Corbett (actor)
• Creighton Hale (actor)

Genres

• Action
• History
• Romance
• Western

Taglines:

The roaring epic of the bandit-heroes who out-shot the James Boys and out-rode the Daltons! (original print ad)
HOLDUP! ..By might they take what is their by right! (original print ad)
RAID!...The Robin Hoods of the West swoop down on a frontier town! (original print ad)
BAD MEN...YET HEROES!...THEY ALONE COULD TAME WILD MISSOURI! (original poster-all caps)
ADVENTURE CHARGES ACROSS THE SCREEN TO BRING YOU THE LUSTY SAGA OF THE DARING OUTLAWS WHO WROTE HISTORY WITH THEIR BLAZING GUNS (original poster-all caps)
They Out-Shot The James Boys And Out-Rode The Daltons!
ROUGHER and TOUGHER than JESSE JAMES!
THE RECKLESS adventure of "DODGE CITY!"...THE ROARING action of "VIRGINIA CITY"!...THE LUSTY thrills of 'SANTA FE TRAIL"!
thrills of "Dodge City"! action of 'SANTA FE TRAIL!

Days of Jesse James (1939)

Actors

• Bud Osborne (actor)
• William Lava (composer)
• Wade Boteler (actor)
• George Morrell (actor)
• Herbert Rawlinson (actor)
• Horace B. Carpenter (actor)
• Glenn Strange (actor)
• Jack Ingram (actor)
• Lynton Brent (actor)
• Merrill McCormick (actor)
• Monte Blue (actor)
• Charles Williams (actor)
• Fred Burns (actor)
• Eddie Acuff (actor)
• Harrison Greene (actor)

Genres

• Action
• Romance
• Western

Quotes:

Gabby Whittaker: Let me tell you something, young fella. Never have nothing to do with no banks. If you got any money to protect, get yourself a good dog... like Whiskers here. It'd be a whole lot safer with him.

Mary Whittaker: What would you do, Captain, if you saw Jesse James?::Captain Worthington: There's only one thing to do... shoot first and ask questions afterwards.

James, Jesse Filmography

• Dead Souls
  2012, role: actor , character name: Johnny Petrie
• The Last Ride
  2012, role: actor , character name: Silas
• October 31
  2012, role: actor , character name: David
• Hickory Nation
  2012, role: actor
• Exodus Fall
  2011, role: actor , character name: Kenneth Minor
• Bones
  2010, role: actor , character name: Derrick Scott
• Manifest Destiny
  2008, role: producer
• Jumper
  2008, role: actor , character name: Young Mark
• Manifest Destiny
  2008, role: actor , character name: Aaron
• The Flyboys
  2008, role: actor , character name: Jason McIntyre
• Company Man
  2007, role: actor , character name: Andrew
• The Darkroom
  2006, role: actor , character name: J-Dawg
• The Source of Evil
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Amityville Horror
  2005, role: actor , character name: Billy Lutz
• On Location: The Amityville Horror
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Butterfly Effect
  2004, role: actor , character name: Tommy at 13
• The Teen Choice Awards 2004
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Fear of the Dark
  2003, role: actor , character name: Ryan Billings
• Slap Her, She's French!
  2002, role: actor , character name: Randolph Grady
• Pearl Harbor
  2001, role: actor , character name: Young Rafe
• Bailey's Mistake
  2001, role: actor , character name: Dylan Donovan
• Blow
  2001, role: actor , character name: Young George
• Hanging Up
  2000, role: actor , character name: Jesse Marks
• Message in a Bottle
  1999, role: actor , character name: Jason Osborne
• A Dog of Flanders
  1999, role: actor , character name: Young Nello
• Gods and Monsters
  1998, role: actor , character name: Michael Boone
• Puppies for Sale
  1998, role: actor , character name: Boy
• Sorrow's Child
  1998, role: actor , character name: Matt
• The Gingerbread Man
  1998, role: actor , character name: Jeff Magruder
• As Good as It Gets
  1997, role: actor , character name: Spencer Connelly

James, Jesse Filmography

• Jesse James: Outlaw Garage
  2012, role: producer
• Jesse James: Outlaw Garage
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Jesse James Presents: Austin Speed Shop - Headers
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Jesse James: Blacksmith
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• American Chopper Live: The Build Off
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Jesse James: Blacksmith
  2011, role: producer
• Jesse James Presents: Austin Speed Shop - Bomber Seats
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Jesse James Presents: Off Road Racing Around the World
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Metal Church
  2008, role: producer
• Metal Church
  2008, role: actor , character name: Host
• Metal Church
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Celebrity Weddings: In Style
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Disposable Hero: The Brian Deegan Story
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• American Biker
  2005, role: actor
• Joe Kid on a Stingray
  2005, role: producer
• Torque
  2004, role: actor , character name: Customer
• Motorcycle Mania III
  2004, role: actor
• Motorcycle Mania III
  2004, role: producer
• Monster Garage
  2002, role: producer

James, Jesse Filmography

• Ato de Violência
  1980, role: actor , character name: Policeman

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Jesse James - Kingston Trio
• Jesse James - Bob Seger
• Jesse James - Scarface
• Jesse James - Pogues
• Jesse James - Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
• Jesse James - Ry Cooder
• Jesse James - Clay Walker
• Jesse James - Brazzaville
• Hills Vs. Mountains - Jesse James
• Shoes - Jesse James
• Dear Jesus - Jesse James
• Blue Jeans - Jesse James
• Baby Tonight - Jesse James
• Jesse James - Boyskout

Frank and Jesse James were a product of their environment
They were sent out into the woods by their parents
To forage for berries, truffles, rutabagas and roots of all sorts
Put yourself in their place you'da been mean too
When Jesse James was a lad he killed many a man
He robbed the Glendale train
(Hot darn)
And the people they did say for many miles away
It was robbed by Frank and Jesse James
Poor Jesse had a wife who mourned for his life
Three children, they were brave
But that dirty little coward who shot Mister Howard
Has laid poor Jesse in his grave
It was on a Saturday night if I remember right
When they robbed that Glendale train
(Your wallet monsieur)
It was one of the Younger boys who gathered in the spoils
And he carried Jesse's monies away
Poor Jesse had a wife who mourned for his life
Three children, they were brave
But that dirty little coward who shot Mister Howard
Has laid poor Jesse in his grave
He was standin' on a chair just a-dustin' pictures there
He thought he heard a noise
When he turned his head around, why that bullet smacked him down
And it laid poor Jesse on the floor
Poor Jesse had a wife who mourned for his life
Three children, they were brave
But that dirty little coward who shot Mister Howard
Has laid poor Jesse in his grave
Where'd ya learn that John?
Camping, woops
Jesse robbed from the poor and he gave to the rich
He never did a friendly thing
And when his best friend died he was right there by her side
And he lifted off her golden wedding ring
Poor Jesse had a wife who mourned for his life
Three children, they were brave
But that dirty little coward who shot Mister Howard
Has laid poor Jesse in his grave

When Jesse James was a lad
He killed many a man
And he roamed over the Scarsdale range
Robbin' from the rich
And givin' to the poor
He was dark and cold and full of rage
Oh yes he was, sing with me
Poor Jesse had a wife
To mourn for his life
And three children
They were oh so brave
But that dirty little coward
He went and shot Mr. Howard
Laid poor Jesse in his grave yeah
It was on a Saturday night
When Jesse was at home
Talking to old railroad Jed
Along come Robert Ford
Like a theif in the night
And he shot poor Jesse in the back
Poor Jesse had a wife
To mourn for his life
Three children
They were oh so brave
But that dirty little coward
He went and shot Mr. Howard
Laid poor Jesse in his grave yeah
He lays
Six feet under the ground

Snuck up behind him, had his hands in his pocket
Too my pistol out, unlocked it
Pulled the hammer back and - cocked it
And left his shit all on the carpet
I seen a (murder, murder) I pin-pointed my target
I'm making my way up out the building
I got the nigga that I came here to get, notify his children
That they old man done fell up out the game
Because I came to this muthafucka
and killed his ass just like Jesse James
Think it's a muthafuckin game?
I come around this muthafucka and kill yo ass just like Jesse James
What's my muthafuckin name?
There'll be no witnesses to this homicide
No re-enactment on the late night news to be re-dramatized
All you got is a nigga with a dot
In the middle of his muthafuckin head he been shot
Dropped in the middle of the floor and he ain't breathin
And the nigga's on the go cause we ain't seein
He did his dirt and got the fuck up out the picture
The hollow point just hitcha, out of line, so it got witcha
Call the muthafuckin helicopter
But ain't no hope, cause the Tina broke that nigga off a hella proper
That oughta hold your monkey ass (muthafucka, you)
That oughta teach your funky ass (muthafucka, you)
I know this muthafuckin game is sheift
And you done lost the fuckin game of life
And that's a muthafuckin shame
You let a nigga come around and do yo ass just like Jesse James
And that's a muthafuckin shame
You came around this muthafucka and let me do ya like Jesse James
Think it's a muthafuckin game?
Wait - this muthafucka got me bent, I gots to - break
Because this nigga done put his hands all up in my - face
He best to chill before I hit him with this - lace
And catch this muthafuckin case
Cause once I got it blind, then he done with
Because I'm true to myself, fuck the dumb shit
You ain't no muthafuckin gangsta, gee
And when I get up out your ass you gon' realize it just ain'tsta be
It ain't no studio up in me
And all that bullshit I'm hearin you talk only offends me
And lately I'm under a lot of pressure
It seems to me you can't come clean, so yo, I gots to check ya
I pull my .45 and (buck, buck, buck, buck)
And right before he die I (fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck)
I could give a muthafuck about the sentence
I snatch yo ass up off the hinges cause I'm (SCREAMING FOR VENGEANCE)
Cause life has no meaning, no meaning
We were all born to die, so no screaming
Think it's a muthafuckin game?
I come around this muthafucka and cut yo ass just like Jesse James
Put out your muthafuckin brains
I come around this muthafucka and do yo ass just like Jesse James

(The Pogues' Version)
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Jesse James we understand
Has killed many a man
He robbed the Union trains
He stole from the rich
and gave to the poor
He'd a hand and a heart
and a brain
Now Jesse had a wife
Lived a lady all her life
And children they were brave
But history does record
That Bob and Charlie Ford
Have laid poor Jesse in his grave
Well it was on Saturday night
The stars were shining bright
They robbed the Glendale train
And the people they did say
for many miles away
It was those outlays
Frank and Jesse James
Now Jesse had a wife
Lived a lady all her life
And children they were brave
But history does record
That Bob and Charlie Ford
Have laid poor Jesse in his grave
Well it was Bob and Charlie Ford
Those dirty little cowards
I wonder how they feel
For they ate of Jesse's bread
and they slept in Jesse's bed
And they laid poor Jesse in his grave
Now Jesse had a wife
Lived a lady all her life
And children they were brave
But history does record
That Bob and Charlie Ford
Have laid poor Jesse in his grave
Well the people held their breath
When they heard of Jesse's death
They wondered how he came to fall
Well it was Robert Ford in fact
who shot him in the back
While he hung a picture on the wall
These are the lyrics as they appear on the Rum, Sodomy, & The Lash insert.
(Jesse James)
--------------------------
Jesse James was a boy
who killed many a man
He robbed the Glendale train;
He stole from the rich
and he gave to the poor
He'd a hand and a heart and a brain. Poor Jesse had a wife
to mourn for his life,
Three children,
they were brave;
But that dirty little coward
that shot Mr. Howard
Has laid poor Jesse in his grave.
It was Robert Ford,
that dirty little coward;
I wonder how he does feel
For he ate of Jesse's bread
and he slept in Jesse's bed
Then laid poor Jesse in his grave.
Poor Jesse had a wife
to mourn for his life,
Three children,
they were brave;
But that dirty little coward
that shot Mr. Howard
Has laid poor Jesse in his grave.
Jesse was a man,
a friend to the poor
He never would see a man suffer pain,
And with his brother Frank
he robbed the Chicago bank,
And stopped the Glendale train.
Poor Jesse had a wife
to mourn for his life,
Three children,
they were brave;
But that dirty little coward
that shot Mr. Howard
Has laid poor Jesse in his grave.
lt was his brother Frank
that robbed the Gallatin bank,
And carried the money from the town;
lt was in this very place
that they had a little race,
For they shot Captain Sheets to the ground.
Poor Jesse had a wife
to mourn for his life,
Three children,
they were brave;
But that dirty little coward
that shot Mr. Howard
Has laid poor Jesse in his grave.
They went to the crossing
not very far from there,
And there they did the same;
With the agent on his knees,
he delivered up the keys
To the outlaws,
Frank and Jesse James.
Poor Jesse had a wife
to mourn for his life,
Three children,
they were brave;
But that dirty little coward
that shot Mr. Howard
Has laid poor Jesse in his grave.
It was on Saturday night,
Jesse was at home
Talking with his family brave,
Robert Ford came along
like a thief in the night
And laid poor Jesse in his grave.
Poor Jesse had a wife
to mourn for his life,
Three children,
they were brave;
But that dirty little coward
that shot Mr. Howard
Has laid poor Jesse in his grave.
The people held their breath
when they heard of Jesse's death
And wondered how he ever came to die.
It was one of the gang
called little Robert Ford
He shot poor Jesse on the sly.
Poor Jesse had a wife
to mourn for his life,
Three children,
they were brave;
But that dirty little coward
that shot Mr. Howard
Has laid poor Jesse in his grave.
This song was made by Billy Gashade,
As soon as the news did arrive;
He said there was no man
with the law in his hand

Jesse James was a man who killed may a man
But he came to his rest at last
He step around on the floor with little Robert Ford
And Jesse was shot out on the slide
Old Jesse, Jesse had a wife, a lady all her life
And children she raised to be grown
But that dirty little coward that shot mr Howard

Jesse James we understand
Has killed him many a man
He robbed the Union trains
But history does record
That Bob and Charlie Ford
Have laid Jesse James in his grave
It was on a Saturday night
The stars were shining bright
When they robbed that Union train
And it was one of the younger boys
That gathered in the spoils
And carried that money away
In his small home unaware
A-straightening pictures there
He thought he heard a noise
And as he turned his head
Well, the bullet killed him dead
Fired by Bob Ford, one of the boys
Poor Jesse had a wife
She lived a lady all her life
The children they were brave
But history does record
That Bob and Charlie Ford
Have laid poor Jesse, laid poor Jesse

Songwriters: Glover, Ben; Jacobs, Kyle; Leathers, Joe
I was raised knowin' right from wrong
Baptized under that ol' rugged cross
I try to be a good man, I always give it my best
But truth be told, some days, I wanna go
To the wild, wild west
I wanna line 'em up and drink 'em
I wanna love 'em and leave 'em
Sometimes, I just wanna rob a train
Be the first draw in that high noon sun
And feel the kick of my six gun
Yeah, I want "Wanted" above my name
Sometimes, I wanna be like Jesus
Sometimes, I wanna be Jesse James
I know where to draw the line
But there's somethin' 'bout that other side
I've got angels on my left, and demons on my right
It's a never endin' battle, it's a constant fight
I wanna line 'em up and drink 'em
I wanna love 'em and leave 'em
Sometimes, I just wanna rob a train
Be the first draw in that high noon sun
And feel the kick of my six gun
Yeah, I want "Wanted" above my name
Sometimes, I wanna be like Jesus
Sometimes, I wanna be Jesse James
I wanna steal a horse and ride into town
Stare the sheriff down
Tell him there's a new man around here
I wanna walk throught those swingin' saloon doors
And hear my spurs hit the wooden floor
I wanna smell nothin' but fear
Y'hear, law don't go 'round here
I wanna line 'em up and drink 'em
I wanna love 'em and leave 'em
Sometimes, I just wanna rob a train
Be the first draw in that high noon sun
And feel the kick of my six gun
Yeah, I want "Wanted" above my name
Sometimes, I wanna be like Jesus
Sometimes, I wanna be Jesse James
Y'hear that, law dog

When he was runnin’ from the cops
He said, “Baby, I’m just 19
I’m as sexy as a ballerina in a magazine
Give me danger and a gun
You know I ain’t afraid of pain
I don’t wanna live your life
I wanna die like Jesse James
I wanna die like Jesse James…
“I grew up in a little trailer
On the edge of town
My daddy used to beat me raw
He used to beat me down
And one thing that I learned
When I was barely 17
Was how to kill a full-grown man
When he was half asleep
‘Cause I wanna die like Jesse James…
“So now I’m runnin’ from the cops
And Baby, I’m just 19
I’m as sexy as a ballerina on a TV screen
And I’m happy as a newborn baby
When he sees his mom
And I’m grateful to the bullet
That’s just about to take me home

I'll start at the very beginning
I've got no choice, I can see the end
It's blood again
Stuck in the same place for hours
I thought we were done, we were moving on
How I was wrong
Here comes my false sense of security
It's always testing me
I sway so easily
So hard to pick up when your hands are full
I thought the hills were all mountains
I thought the mountains were hills
It didn't make any difference
No the climate didn't break my will, it only made me stronger still
But maybe this time would be different
I thought that we had it all figured out
No room for doubt
I hope earned it more then I did it
I don't count my chickens they never hatch
There so hard to catch
And if you ever run my charity
Please just think carefully, bout what you ask of me
I've got my head screwed on the wrong way round
I thought the hills were all mountains
I thought the mountains were hills
It didn't make any difference
No the climate didn't break my will, it only made me stronger still
(Instrumental break)
I thought the hills were all mountains
I thought the mountains were hills
It didn't make any difference
No the climate didn't break my will, it only made me stronger still
It's just the sense of proportion
Got muddled up on the way
The altitude got my hearing
And the incline got my dignity
All others fallin' next to me
The climate didn't break my will
It only made me stronger still
I thought the hills were mountains

Verse 1: it's not the way you walk., it's not the way you hold your fork, it's not the stupid things you say in bed when i come in your face. the way you hold a cigarette, the way you smile when you're wet, the way you make me cups of tea when i stay round at your place. chorus: it's just the shoes you wear, it's your shoes that turn me on, i don't choose to stare, so please don't get me wrong verse 2: i think your shoes can say alot, 'bout who you are or who you're not so much more than gloves or coats or hats or glasses can, but when i see you out in heels, then i know your not for me. but the different thing is your wearing converse all stars chorus instrumental bit chorus chorus 2: it's the shoes you wear that have made us last so long it's the shoes you wear it's the shoes that turn me on

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
(Hi this is Jesus
I can't get to the phone right now
But if you leave a message after the tone
I'll get right back to you)
Beep
Dear Jesus
I don't believe in you no more
Dear Jesus
I think you should know the score
I never met you
Cos you lived a long long time ago
Not to upset you
But there's not a lot to know
Born in a stable
Is the story we were told
He had a beard
And you wore a lot of shitty clothes
He walked on water then you held a kickin' party on the beach
And the people gathered round to watch you talk and hail and preach
But the bunch of pretty fishers turnin' water into wine
Sure I'd be a true believer if I'd been there at the time
Dear Jesus
I aint buyin' all this shit
Dear Jesus
I dont want no part of it
Don't know what you had in mind, but I'm sure it wasn't this
I met a couple of cool Christians, but the Rev's just take the piss
They it’s awful to be gay, cos there aint no family
And they made you give them money when you see them on TV
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Jesus!
Looks like we’re gona hafta throw things down the old school way!
What my mum said, Bring it on!
Dear Jesus, el Presidente
Declared war on them today
He read the Bible, evidently
And your Dad says it's ok
Like this guy lives on my block
He's such an asshole to my mom
And he flips off all the Muslims
Like their doin' somethin' wrong
I know plenty other dicks like that
But this just makes it worse
He thinks he is so much better
Just because he goes to church
Dear Jesus
Dear Jesus
If you come back just like you said you would
I know that we could chill
But these days we need some evidence
To show that your for real
Dear Jesus
Dear Jesus
Dear Jesus
I hope you got my message when your back if you can

Hey, Hey
I hang in my blue jeans
I swang in my blue jeans
I'm representing Georgia
So I twang in my
Who likes my blue jeans
You like my blue jeans
Especially when I
Wear my cowboy boots with my
I,I am
So fly
I got a fresh new pair
They're so tight
(2 times)
*Music*
I got a brand new pair of blue jeans
Me and my possy looking fresh and so clean
And I'm rockin til the ealy mornin
Givin my sugar one sweet preformance
Hey, hey
Don't matter what ya wearin
Hey, hey
Its about the way ya wear it
Hey, hey
Don't matter what ya wearin
Hey, hey
Its about the way ya wear it
I step in my blue jeans
Homewreck in my blue jeans
I got it from my momma
So I'm blessed in my
I sing in my blue jeans
Bling in my blue jeans
And when I hit the country club
I get in free with my

Spend my day working hard on the go
But the hands on the clock keep spinning too slow
Cause I can't wait to be alone with my baby tonight
You know my baby's got me wrapped around her little old finger
Cause she knows that I'd walk through hell and back just to be with her
Oh I can't wait to be alone with my baby tonight
Turn the lights off
Bar the doors
And we'll leave all the worries of the world behind
Hold me in your arms never let me go
Baby it's true
I got a one track mind
But it's hard to concentrate around a girl like mine
And I can't wait to be alone with my baby tonight
Turn the lights off
Bar the doors
And we'll leave every worry in this world behind
Hold me in your arms never let me go
I'm the kinda guy who likes to get things right so you won't find me complaining if it takes all night
I can't wait to be alone with my baby tonight
Maybe what we're doing might be wrong
How in the world could we be wrong
Never knew that love could take so long
Never knew that love could take so long
Well I wake up in her arms with the sunlight peaking through the curtains in my room
And there's just one thing I'm thinking
I can't wait to be alone with my baby tonight
Don't you know I lose my mind when I'm thinking about being with my baby tonight
Turn the lights off
Bar the doors
And we'll leave every worry in this world behind
Hold me in your arms never let me go
I wake up in her arms with the sunlight peaking through the curtains in my room
And I swear that all I thinking is
I can't wait to be alone with my baby tonight
You know that I lose my mind when I'm thinking about being with my baby tonight
I can't wait to be alone with my
Can't wait I can't wait to be alone with my
Oh I can't wait I can't wait to be alone with my baby tonight I can't wait to be alone with my I
Can't wait I can't wait to be alone with my
Oh I Can't wait I can't wait to be alone with my baby tonight

Jesse James told him "be good to the boy"
stating all the while his intentions were fine
Clyde found himself in love with a man
Bonnie said "you can't have him but as for me you sure can"
Clyde thought for a moment
He said "I don't like to settle but baby you're pretty
I bet you'd make such a fine partner in crime"
Ah, they say
Picture it for me, the velocity
The airplane Ultima built nothing like I'd ever seen
The words that were written, the books that were burned
I knew it when I saw you, I knew when I saw
I knew it when I saw you, I knew when I saw
All in my head, all in my head, all in my head, all in my head, they say
Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me I'm not wrong
She's just a girl
She's just a girl
She's just a girl
She's just a girl
Picture it for me, the velocity
The airplane Ultima built nothing like I'd ever seen
The words that were written and the books that were burned
I knew it when I saw you, I knew when I saw
I knew it when I saw you, I knew when I saw
All in my head, all in my head, all in my head, all in my head, they say
Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me I'm not wrong
All in my head, all in my head, all in my head, all in my head, they say
She's just a girl
She's just a girl
She's just a girl
She's just a girl
She's just a girl
She's just a girl
All in my head, all in my head, all in my head, all in my head, they say
Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me I'm not wrong
All in my head, all in my head, all in my head, all in my head, all in my head, all in my head, all in my head