Romano, Ray Filmography

• Showrunners
  2013, role: actor
• Stand Up to Cancer
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• George Lopez: It's Not Me, It's You
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Ice Age: Continental Drift
  2012, role: actor , character name: Manny
• Betty White's 90th Birthday: A Tribute to America's Golden Girl
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Ted
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Behind the Scenes of Sacks West
  2011, role: actor
• Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas
  2011, role: actor , character name: Manny
• Scrat's Continental Crack-Up: Part 2
  2011, role: actor , character name: Manny
• Dying to Do Letterman
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• When Pop Culture Saved America: A 9-11 Story
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Sacks West
  2011, role: actor
• 2010 World Series of Poker
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• New York Street Games
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 8th Annual TV Land Awards
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Saturday Night Live Presents: Sports All-Stars
  2010, role: actor , character name: Chet Harper
• 16th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Funny People
  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Men of a Certain Age
  2009, role: writer
• Saturday Night Live Sports Extra '09
  2009, role: actor , character name: Chet Harper
• Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs
  2009, role: actor , character name: Manny
• Untitled Ray Romano Project
  2008, role: actor
• The Last Word
  2008, role: actor , character name: Abel
• The 60th Primetime Emmy Awards
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 59th Primetime Emmy Awards
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• Untitled Ray Romano TV Project
  2007, role: producer
• The Grand
  2007, role: actor
• Untitled Ray Romano TV Project
  2007, role: actor
• Forbes Celebrity 100: Who Made Bank?
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Comic Relief 2006
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Grilled
  2006, role: actor , character name: Maurice
• Ice Age: The Meltdown
  2006, role: actor , character name: Manny
• Legends: Rodney Dangerfield
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Lost Historical Films on the Ice Age Period
  2006, role: actor , character name: Manny
• The 32nd Annual People's Choice Awards
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 17th Annual American Century Championship
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Mafiosa
  2006, role: actor , character name: Anthony
• Mississippi Rising
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 57th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
  2005, role: actor , character name: Presenter
• The 57th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
  2005, role: actor , character name: Nominee: Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series
• The 57th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself - Winner: Outstanding Comedy Series
• Everybody Loves Raymond: The Last Laugh
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 16th Annual American Century Championship
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Making the Cut: The Road to Pebble Beach
  2005, role: actor
• Shelter from the Storm: A Concert for the Gulf Coast
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Candid Camera: 5 Decades of Smiles
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Tsunami Aid: A Concert of Hope
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The WIN Awards
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• AFI's 100 Years... 100 Movie Quotes: America's Greatest Quips, Comebacks and Catchphrases
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Everybody Loves Raymond: The Last Laugh
  2005, role: producer
• The 3rd Annual TV Land Awards
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• When Stand-Up Comics Ruled the World
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Dick Van Dyke Show Revisited
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
• Bar Mitzvah Bash!
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Welcome to Mooseport
  2004, role: actor , character name: Handy Harrison
• 95 Miles to Go
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 95 Miles to Go
  2004, role: producer
• Comedy Central Presents: 100 Greatest Stand-Ups of All Time
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself #26
• TV Guide Close Up: From Comedy Club to Primetime
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Funniest Families of Television Comedy: A Museum of Television & Radio Special
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Eulogy
  2004, role: actor , character name: Skip Collins
• The Award Show Awards Show
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself
• CBS at 75
  2003, role: actor
• Bitter Jester
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 2003 Much Music Video Music Awards
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 100 Years of Hope and Humor
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play Ball!: The Authentic Little League Baseball Guide to Fielding
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
• Play Ball!: The Authentic Little League Baseball Guide to Pitching
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 9th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Chris Kattan
  2003, role: actor , character name: Marv 'The Spuds' Crackzar
• Just for Laughs
  2002, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Diet Coke with Lemon Celebrates 40 Years of Laughter: At the Improv
  2002, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Comedian
  2002, role: actor , character name: Comedian
• The 54th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
  2002, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Ice Age
  2002, role: actor , character name: Manfred
• The 27th Annual People's Choice Awards
  2001, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 58th Annual Golden Globe Awards
  2001, role: actor , character name: Musical
• The Mark Twain Prize: Celebrating the Humor of Carl Reiner
  2001, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 58th Annual Golden Globe Awards
  2001, role: actor , character name: Himself - Nominee: Best Actor in a TV-Series - Comedy
• The 53rd Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
  2001, role: actor
• America: A Tribute to Heroes
  2001, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards
  2001, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 42nd Annual L.A. County Holiday Celebration
  2001, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 15th Annual American Comedy Awards
  2001, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 57th Annual Golden Globe Awards
  2000, role: actor , character name: Musical & Presenter: Best Actress
• The 57th Annual Golden Globe Awards
  2000, role: actor , character name: Himself - Nominee: Best Actor in a TV-Series - Comedy
• The 26th Annual People's Choice Awards
  2000, role: actor
• 6th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards
  2000, role: actor
• Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards 2000
  2000, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 57th Annual Golden Globe Awards
  2000, role: actor , character name: Actor in a TV-Series Drama
• Saturday Night Live 25
  1999, role: actor , character name: Himself - Audience Member
• The 51st Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
  1999, role: actor , character name: Himself - Nominee: Best Lead Actor in a Comedy Series
• The 25th Annual People's Choice Awards
  1999, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
• The 51st Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
  1999, role: actor , character name: Best Comedy Series and Presenter
• CBS: The First 50 Years
  1998, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Comic Relief VIII
  1998, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 24th Annual People's Choice Awards
  1998, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host and Presenter: Favorite Male Performer in aTelevision Series
• The American Red Cross Celebrates Real-Life Miracles
  1998, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 19th Annual CableACE Awards
  1997, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Night of About 14 CBS Stars
  1996, role: actor , character name: Himself
• HBO Comedy Showcase
  1995, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Girls' Night Out
  1994, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 15th Annual Young Comedians Special
  1992, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 1990 Johnnie Walker National Comedy Search
  1990, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Caesar's Salad
  1990, role: actor
• 1989 Johnnie Walker National Comedy Search
  1989, role: actor , character name: Himself

Romano, Ray Filmography

• Town Haul
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Cruz de olvido
  1984, role: actor
• El anima de Sayula
  1982, role: actor

Famous quotes by Ray Romano:

"We want to recognize that it is the end of the show without really saying it. But we'll satisfy the audience's desire for a little heart."

"I've always wondered, what am I going to do that's important with these stupid jokes that I tell,"

"We couldn't land right away there was a dog on the runway,"

"It is our swan song, and (winning) kind of symbolizes the closure at the end, and I miss it already. I'm gonna go bawl now."

"Yeah, 'cause we don't like 'em!"

"It was a shock to win, ... Even you guys - admit it - you thought 'Desperate Housewives' was going to win."

"He missed a shot and got frustrated and accidentally hit himself on the head with his own putter and needed stitches on the course. It was hysterical, ... He continued playing. He didn't get hurt. It wasn't serious."

"If you ever want to go golfing, take Brad with you. He will make you look better, ... He came in dead last. There were 75 celebrities and pro athletes and he came in dead last."

"If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now."

"I feel like this is a dream - and I apologize for how I dressed some of you."

"Right after 'Raymond' I had a world-is-my-oyster attitude, but I found out I don't like oysters. I had this existential emptiness. 'What is my purpose? Who am I?' I had a big identity crisis."

"The comics that are just conversing with you up there and drawing on their own life, yeah, I guess so. I guess some do political humor, some do topical humor, but the ones that I like, the ones that are appealing to me, were guys who were just talking to you about their life."

"The best comedy, I feel, comes in a drama because it balances each other out."

"Each day it's like: 'How many more days am I going to feel young and vibrant? I feel young and vibrant now, but I also feel the aches and pains a little bit."

"I married a saint - well, a saint who curses."

"I don't want to say work is who I am, but some people feel more centered and more whole when they're producing and creating."

"You know, before I would think, my cab driver hates me. Now I think my limo driver hates me."

"I don't want to be a spokesman for family values, but that's the way my standup is perceived."

"I lived at home till I was 29."

"I'm always giving myself the Alzheimer's test. My shrink told me to do this. It takes one minute. You name every word that comes to mind that begins with the letter F."

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• R U Mine - Arctic Monkeys

I’m a puppet on a string
Tracy island, time-traveling diamond
Coulda shaped heartaches
Come to find ya fall in some velvet morning
Years too late
She’s a silver lining lone ranger riding
Through an open space
In my mind when she’s not right there beside me
I go crazy cause here isn’t where I wanna be
And satisfaction feels like a distant memory
And I can’t help myself,
All I wanna hear her say is “Are you mine?”
Are you mine?
Are you mine?
Are you mine?
I guess what I’m trying to say is I need the deep end
Keep imagining meeting, wished away entire lifetimes
Unfair we’re not somewhere misbehaving for days
Great escape lost track of time and space
She’s a silver lining climbing on my desire
And I go crazy cause here isn’t where I wanna be
And satisfaction feels like a distant memory
And I can’t help myself,
All I wanna hear her say is “Are you mine?”
Are you mine?
Are you mine?
Are you mine?
And the thrill of the chase moves in mysterious ways
So in case I’m mistaken,
I just wanna hear you say you got me baby
Are you mine?
She’s a silver lining lone ranger riding through an open space
In my mind when she’s not right there beside me
And I go crazy cause here isn’t where I wanna be
And satisfaction feels like a distant memory
And I can’t help myself,
All I wanna hear her say is “Are you mine?”
Well are you mine?
Are you mine?