Diving Normal (2013)
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Seven Deadly Words (2013)
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With Egypt Valley Church out of funds and out of touch with the community, pastor Evan Bennett sets out to change things for the better. But there's a problem... One family doesn't like change, and is willing to do ANYTHING to stop him. How far will they go to preserve the Status quo ?
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We've never done it that way before...
Orc Wars (2013)
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Unhallowed Bond (2012)
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What Kills You Makes You Stronger
La traversée (2012)
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I'm Sorry For... (2012)
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Should've Been Romeo (2012)
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Even Shakespeare didn't see this one coming.
The Needle (2012)
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re-Birthday (2012)
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Two Brothers... One Problem.
Traed Moch (2012)
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Bloodsucka Jones (2012)
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Bloodsucka Jones the baddest vampire hunter on the planet and his trusty sidekick Vanessa help a couple of idiots fight an army of vampires in one hell of a horror comedy so if you love graphic violence, kids cursing, and nudity then this is the film for you.
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Bloodsucka Jones: That which does not kill you, makes you awesome.
Creep Van (2012)
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Let the Bad Times Roll!
Peter at the End (2012)
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Peter is a young man returning home after an extended, and unexplained, absence. During the course of a boisterous evening, Peter looks for ways to reconnect with those he left behind, only to find the ripples of the past hurrying to catch up to him. His determination to tell the truth about recent events in his life and his desire to make peace with those he loves set in motion a night of humor, anxiety, frustration, and joy. Peter, at the end.
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Armageddon Ed's Ticket to Hell (2012)
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Two hard core horror fans from Jersey win the lottery and hire their favorite late night Horror Host to appear in a new documentary. Beginning the ultimate road trip from Hell through the Pine Barrens of South Jersey and the infamous town of Ten Acres.
Keywords: three-word-title
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Out of ammo, Low on gas... Short on brains!
Just south of the JERSEY SHORE, Things are about to get REAL HOT!!
The Second Mission (2012)
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Imperfect (2012)
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When a secret organization finds a way to make a world ridden with accidents and crime 'Perfect', it's inhabitants, Rob and Zack, are subjected to a life of almost nothingness. When the two realize what has happened, it becomes their job to save their world before they're driven insane.
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Hood Life 101 (2012)
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A Change in Degree (2011)
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Rundown Heights (2011)
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Deep (2011)
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My Angel (2011)
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Fifteen year old Eddie's mother falls very ill after a serious car accident. Eddie and his brother Stewart end up having to take care of themselves and one night when they have ran out of food and electricity, Eddie dreams that his mother asks him to find an angel's halo so that she can be saved. Will Eddie be able to save his mother in time for Christmas?
Keywords: accident, angel, christmas, halo, teenager
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Action Supremo (2011)
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Super Shark (2011)
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Taglines:
That's one big ass shark!
Quotes:
Kat Carmichael: It flies!::Colonel Caldwell: That's bad.::Skipper Chuck: I need a drink.
Under the Western Sun (2011)
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Taglines:
Not all legacies are good ones.
Low Cost (2011)
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Untitled (2011)
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Young Ligaw (2011)
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Genau (2011)
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The Joneses (2011)
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For two couples - Ally and Mitch, and Paul and Suzanne - life seems to have turned out pretty well. They are neighbors with a deep friendship who engage in a bit of friendly competition. But anything goes in suburbia, and a healthy game of oneupmanship is soon overtaken by deliberate sabotage. Careers are targeted, marriages attacked. Even the furniture isn't safe. In the aftermath of neighborly rivalry, the players are left to pick up the pieces. Is there still a game to be won? Or can redemption be found? One thing is for certain: in a world where loving thy neighbor feels good, but being the best feels better, there are secrets to be uncovered... and indeed, keeping up with the Joneses can be hazardous to your health.
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Taglines:
How Far Will You Go To Keep Up?
Demon of Castlebury (2011)
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Messed Around (2011)
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To Die Is Hard (2010)
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Carnage, mayhem, savagery... Nothin' an English professor can't handle.
Dive (2010)
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School girl Lindsey hopes to be an Olympic diver and has a strict training regime but this goes out of the window when supportive father Stewart leaves home and her mother Jacqueline moves in her new boy-friend. Lindsey has sex with sixteen-year-old Robert and becomes pregnant.She is afraid that Robert will not be supportive but he goes to the scan with her,admitting he is scared. Will,Robert's single parent dad is angry when told the news but Robert's brother Alex,an embittered soldier home for good from Afghanistan,is supportive,offering to fund a termination and then a flat. After quarrelling and parting Lindsey and Robert reunite for the baby's birth and Lindsey,much to Robert's approval,resumes her diving,watched by her partner and baby.
Keywords: boyfriend-girlfriend-relationship, brother-brother-relationship, diver, diving-coach, divorce, family-relationships, father-daughter-relationship, father-son-relationship, friendship, high-school
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One More Day (2010)
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Sorrow Hill (2010)
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No one gets out alive.
Chaos Theory (2010)
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The Joker (2010)
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Dinner for Three (2010)
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L'assaut (2010)
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Monday 26th December 1994. Marigname Airport
227 Hostages. 1 French SWAT Team. Live Television.
The Adventures of Noah Sife Movie (2010)
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The story follows the struggle of a young girl (Taja) who is addicted to this television show called The Adventures of Noah Sife. She loves it to the point where she neglects all her responsibilities including her homework. Her mother grounds her from watching anything until she catches up on everything she was behind on. She sneaks and watches the show anyway and that's where the excitement comes in.
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Hot Tub Time Machine (2010)
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Three friends on losing streaks: Adam, whose girlfriend dumped him, Nick, with a dead-end job and a cheating wife, and Lou, a suicidal alcoholic. To help Lou recover from car-exhaust poisoning, Adam and Nick, with Adam's nephew Jacob, go to a winter resort that was their old party place. It's now a dump, but the lads rally for a night of drinking in the hot tub. Somehow, the hot tub takes them back to 1986, on a fateful night for each of them. Maybe if they do everything the same way they did that night, they'll get back to the future so Jacob can be born. There are serious temptations to do things differently. Will they make it back to their sorry lives? And what about Jacob?
Keywords: 1980s, 2010, 2010s, adultery, afro, alcohol, alcoholic, alternate-timeline, alternative-history, anachronism
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Taglines:
Kick Some Past
Quotes:
Jacob: [from trailer] Do I really gotta be the asshole who says we got in this thing and went back in time?
Blaine: America!
Lou: Outta my way stool
Jacob: For your information, I've had a lot of girlfriends. Hot ones.::Lou: You have had lots of boyfriends. Gay ones.
Lou: [to Jacob, while Lou is shocked that the former does not have ritalin] Don't fuckin' lie to me, every one of you people have ritalin.
Jacob: [to Lou] I have some Ativan but it's different.::Lou: Well, let's stick it up our asses!::Jacob: It's not a suppository!::Lou: It doesn't matter. You crush it up, put it in a paper towel, run it under some warm water, and you stick it right up your ass. That works!
Lou: I wanna fuck something!
Jacob: [Refferring to Lou] Do you remember when I was 12 and he tried to bite me.::Adam: Yeah, but you had that coming.
Nick, Lou, Adam: [Repeated line, whispered] Great White Buffalo.
Lou: It's called male bonding okay. Haven't you even seen 'Wild Hogs'?
Opal (2010)
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Inspired by true events, Opal is story of self-taught naturalist Opal Whiteley. Raised in a logging camp in the early 1900s, Opal becomes an international sensation with the publication of her childhood diaries in the Atlantic Monthly. But things go awry when encoded messages are discovered in her writing, suggesting the diary may have been faked, and setting off a storm of controversy.
Keywords: character-name-in-title, diary, hoax, naturalist, nature, one-word-title, oregon
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Waiting for Forever (2010)
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Will Donner: Truth is nothing. What you believe to be true is everything.
Will Donner: Bad love letters beg for love back. Good love letters ask for nothing.
Will Donner: If I had one wish it would be that your life brings you a taste of happiness that you brought me. That you can feel what it's like to love.
Will Donner: I'm imagining a day when I get up, and I know that I will not see you, because you're far away. Okay, I will not see you, no chance, will not.::Will Donner: And now, now I'm imagining a day when I get up and I know that I might see you. Okay might, could, maybe... Of those two days, that's the day I want, that's the day I choose.
Vampire Love Story (2010)
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Welcome to Repulsia's realm - A fantasy world where vampires run rampant. Six individuals have been sucked into this world and become victims of vampirism. Little do they know that Repulsia controls their fate. Will a seventh victim enter the realm and fight back against the evil?
Keywords: b-horror, gore, latex-catsuit, twilight, vampire
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The Bounty Hunter (2010)
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Milo Boyd, a down-on-his-luck bounty hunter, gets his dream job when he is assigned to track down his bail-jumping ex-wife, reporter Nicole Hurly. He thinks all that's ahead is an easy payday, but when Nicole gives him the slip so she can chase a lead on a murder cover-up, Milo realizes that nothing ever goes simply with him and Nicole. The exes continually one-up each other - until they find themselves on the run for their lives. They thought their promise to love, honor and obey was tough - staying alive is going to be a whole lot tougher.
Keywords: american-flag, arm-sling, atlantic-city, bar, bare-chested-male, beauty-mask, bicycle-rickshaw, blood-spatter, bounty-hunter, box-office-flop
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The pursuit begins Spring 2010
It's a Job. It Isn't Personal. Well, Maybe a Little ...
Quotes:
[Milo dumps Nicole in his trunk]::Nicole Hurley: No, you have got to be kidding! You cannot be putting me in the trunk! You cannot be seri-!::Milo Boyd: [shuts the trunk] I'm dead "seri"!
[calling Milo from inside his car's trunk]::Nicole Hurley: Milo, please, you have got to let me out of here.::Milo Boyd: Hmm... nope!::Nicole Hurley: All right, I shouldn't have run away, you just caught me off guard. And the truth is, I think I might need your advice on something.::Milo Boyd: Well, that's a real shame. Because I wouldn't help you if you were the last baby sea turtle dragging your little, tiny body across the burning sand whilst hungry seagulls circled overhead. No, I'd just pull up a chair, sip a pina colada and watch nature take its course.
Nicole Hurley: Life is making mistakes.::Milo Boyd: And death is wishing you had made more.
[from trailer]::Milo Boyd: Are you trying to seduce me?::Nicole Hurley: Yeah.::Milo Boyd: What's the hottest thing about me? That would be my gun.
Nicole Hurley: Why do people do that?::Milo Boyd: Why do people do what?::Nicole Hurley: Deny that they've ever done anything wrong in the relationship - why can't people take responsibility for their shit and move on?
Milo Boyd: You see, what I do is, I hunt down criminals. Idiots who jump bail, specifically.::Nicole Hurley: [laughing] You are a bounty hunter?::Milo Boyd: Yeah. And much as it pains me to say this, and it really does, I gotta take you to jail.
Sid: All I know is, I'm out 50,000 if she's not in that courtroom Monday morning.::Milo Boyd: Wait, you're telling me that I'll get five grand to go pick up my ex-wife and bring her to jail?::Sid: You're a good listener.::[Milo laughs and dances for joy]
Nicole Hurley: Can't we talk about this?::Milo Boyd: Fine. What do you want to say?::Nicole Hurley: [after a pause] I am not letting you take me to jail.::Milo Boyd: Duly noted. Let's go. [scoops her over his shoulder]
[Nicole is calling Milo from inside his trunk]::Milo Boyd: Nic... Nicole?::Nicole Hurley: [crying] Please stop...::Milo Boyd: Hey, remember how we used to be in love?::Nicole Hurley: [still crying] Yeah.::Milo Boyd: Well, that means I know when you're crying for real, and when you're faking it! Bye-bye! [laughs and hangs up]::Nicole Hurley: Oh! God, Milo!::[she pounds on the trunk with her fists]::Milo Boyd: [laughing] Oh, God... so good.
Milo Boyd: Ah, using your one phone call to phone in a story. That is so you.::Nicole Hurley: surprised look "What are you doing here?"::Milo Boyd: Hey, it's a special night. There's no way we're not spending it together. Hey, can we go in the same cell?::Cop: Get in the cell, dickhead.::Nicole Hurley: being pushed Alright I'm going.
Dirty Sex Tactics (2010)
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All of the answers will finally be within his reach.
Doc: Beyond the Cure (2010)
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Forget Me Not (2009)
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Is it too soon to forget, or too late to remember?
The Sphere of the Lycanthrope (2009)
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This movie will kick your ass!
Just take the transfer.
Happy in the Valley (2009)
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Written and directed by Lee Madsen, HAPPY IN THE VALLEY, is an off-beat, dark comedy set deep in Los Angeles' San Fernando Valley that follows Stewart Fox (William Forsythe) a 50-something photographer, whose days as a premiere chronicler of rock-n-roll greats is long over. He's manages to pay the bills and then some as the self-described "world's greatest erotic photographer," a moniker that rings more hollow every time it comes out of his mouth. Which it does, often. Awash in drugs and alcohol Stewart's lost all zest for life. He's watched over by his beleaguered wife, Donna (Ursula Brooks), who's started to wonder why she stays. Even his models, jaded from years of working in porn, are beginning to tire of him. To help Stewart, Donna hires young art school student Wade Ward (Shaun Sipos) to photograph him for his autobiography "The World's Greatest Erotic Photographer, Ever!" Desperately broke, Wade takes the job but finds his dependence on Stewart for income corruptive. Matters further complicate when Wade falls for Queenie (Zoë Hall), Stewart's conflicted new model who has her own demons to dance with. Wade takes a dim view on the darkly comical proceedings as Stewart races to what may be his final bottom, he drags along a reclusive alcoholic neighbor (Dee Wallace), a lonely detective (Lew Temple), his lascivious assistant (Josh Marchette) and finally Donna who's possibly had enough after all. Redemption may be right around the corner. It's just not for everybody.
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Pushing Thirty (2009)
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I Wish I Were Stephanie V (2009)
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Soon to be 21 year old Helen Andritis is a consummate tennis player, being raised by her embarrassing traditional Greek grandmother. All Helen wants to do is win the tennis championships, but all her grandmother wants is for Helen to find a nice Greek boyfriend, like Jimmy Koutella, who is Helen's childhood crush. But Helen (who is still a virgin) can't even muster the nerve to talk coherently in his presence, despite his mother and her grandmother's match-making endeavors. Nor does she really think he's that interested. Not a day goes by when she doesn't wish she looked just like one of her classmates, Stephanie V, a beautiful Eurasian model who appears on the cover of every magazine, and who plays tennis like a pro. This tale takes us through the trials, traumas, and romances of 3 very different young women being raised by their immigrant families. It's fun, it's crazy, it's serious. It will make you cheer and cry - but not too much! In the tradition of "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" and "Bend it like Beckham" - only this time with a Greek family and tennis.
Keywords: aids, arranged-marriage, arranged-wedding, betrayal, birthday, bullying, car-accident, championship, cheating, clique
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Tennis IS everything!
With a dress like that - who needs enemies?
But I've just lost the love of my life and I'm wearing a dress that looks like my birthday cake
The Actor Diaries (2009)
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Room 33 (2009)
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A group of friends on a road trip seek shelter at a mental institution in the woods, only to discover that the building is the home of a mysterious young girl named Roxy whose unsettling presence serves as a foreshadow of doom. Later, as the group attempt to unravel the mystery of Roxy, who seems to have endured years of abuse, a mysterious killer begins to hunt them from the darkness.
Keywords: asylum, backwoods, blood, electricity, gore
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Taglines:
Don't enter Room 33!
A ghostly presence has awoken.
The Truth About Average Guys (2009)
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Taglines:
Finally! A chick flick for guys!
A Politically Incorrect Comedy With Heart
Quotes:
Jason Lewis: Troy, I think I'm in love with her.::Troy: Of course you think you're in love with her. You just had sex with her.
Dave: Honest men rarely get laid.
Katie Banks: What about your parents?::Jason Lewis: My dad's a recovering alcoholic, he can barely take care of himself.::Katie Banks: What about your mom?::Jason Lewis: My mom doesn't have arms.
Stacy Banks: Troy, do you have a girlfriend?::Troy: I like boys, sorry.
Katie Banks: He was lying to me the whole time? I feel so stupid.::Troy: Aww, don't feel bad. I'm a really good actor. I've won several awards.
Fifty Cents (2009)
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Set back in small town America in 1957, Eleven year old Tommy seeks a way to stand apart from his friends and ventures to ask Lizzie to the Harvest Dance. When he asks advice of an older bachelor, Percy, both seek the courage to make a move.
Keywords: child-actor, utah, year-1957
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Sometimes you get back more than you give.
My Session with Ray (2009)
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The Invisible Chronicles (2009)
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Smile (2009)
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The introverted orthodontist Dr. Baine hardly has a way with women. His attempts to reach out to the fairer sex are often catastrophic at best--That is, until he's presented with a unique opportunity with the potential to turn his romantic world upside down: hypnotherapy! But after a botched procedure, this depressive dentist is unable to shake a permanent smile--and finds that there's more to winning a woman's heart than positivity alone.
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Educating Alli (2009)
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Cells (2009)
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A fractured high school experience.
Carpe Diem (2009)
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Taglines:
What would you do if this was your last day on earth?
Sour Milk (2009)
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Stewart has a bittersweet relationship with his brother Elliot. Together they embark with Elliot's girlfriend Toni on a carefree Friday night, which reveals the deeper-rooted problems of their relationship when Elliot discovers that his brother has a fling with his girlfriend.
Keywords: brother-brother-relationship, guitar
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Two brothers. One girl. A realization.
The Cody Rivers Show (2008)
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Is That It? (2008)
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A Northern comedy romance It's the last thing a girl loses and the first thing a woman gives away. A moment in their life they will remember for the rest of their life. From the early eighties when computers and mobile phones were just a thing of the future. Redcar a seaside town on the tip of North Yorkshire reveals the true-life stories of five Northern lasses, now women, who learned the real meaning of "is that it?" With funny, sad and emotional consequences.
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Yorkshire Pudding
3 Days (2008)
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Murdoch's Other Eye (2008)
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Daniel's Daughter (2008)
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Daniel Madighan and his music band mates gave young Cate a jolly youth in rural Ireland until the death of his wife Marie, which forces him to entrust her to family in Dublin. She grows up to become a lifestyle magazine editor in New York. While preparing her wedding to a medic tycoon, she receives Danny's ashes and his last request, returning to Ireland to scatter them. Grudgingly she does so, discovering her roots. Thus she learns Daniel didn't deserve her disdain and meets handsome, idealistic lawyer Connor Bailey, whom she falls in love with but seems unwilling to cancel her society engagement for.
Keywords: dancing, father-figure, party, ritual
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Pretty to Think So (2008)
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Life is unexpectedly on the upswing when Hanna, an investment banker recently laid-off during the Internet bust of 2000, falls in love with Jiwon, a brash and successful attorney. Her world begins to crumble, however, when she discovers that one of Jiwon's clients is her childhood friend, Alex, and she must choose between Jiwon and Alex, with whom she shares a deep, tragic connection.
Keywords: loss-of-job, love
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Taglines:
Some things aren't meant to last.
Some Things Aren't Meant to Last
Life in Flight (2008)
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Will is a rising star in New York City architecture, managing a tough project and negotiating to join an important firm. He rarely smiles. His wife Catherine is on the rise as well, as the social engine of his success. They have a son, about eight. Will hits a bump when he meets Kate, a designer of smaller spaces whose work Will has seen (at his son's school). He recommends her for a project, neglects to tell her he's married, and sort of seems available. She falls hard, then meets Catherine and gets a job offer in L.A. Should Will sign with the big firm, go with Catherine on a dream vacation in the Caribbean, and wonder about Kate in L.A.? A flock of birds may hold the answer.
Keywords: architect, building-site, contract, dinner-party, divorce, father-son-relationship, flock-of-birds, fund-raiser, hard-hat, husband-wife-relationship
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Reverb (2008)
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A struggling rock musician wants to get his career back on track, so he locks himself and his band in a recording studio overnight to come up with new music. In this process the group ends up sampling an old recording with an ominous voice hidden inside the track. As more frightening events occur, the band try to unravel the truth behind the hidden plea on the record leading to a life or death battle with evil.
Keywords: one-word-title, written-by-director
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Eating Buccaneers (2008)
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Doug: Nobody's going to search for us.::Vanessa: Why not?::Doug: We're in advertising.
The Seventh Man (2008)
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House (2008)
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In rural Alabama, two couples find themselves in a fight for survival. Running from a maniac (The Tin Man) bent on killing them, they flee deep into the woods and seek refuge in a house. They soon realize the killer has purposely lured them to this house and that they are now trapped. As they huddle around an old fireplace, a tin can falls through the chimney. Scrawled on its side is a message from the killer, establishing his House Rules. The rules call for their deaths unless they kill at least one of the four. They have less than 12 hours to find a way to survive. At sunrise the game is over and everyone dies if the killer's demands aren't met. What they quickly learn is that the only way out... is in. But going further into this house--where unknown challenges await them--is equally deadly.
Keywords: ambulance, axe, based-on-novel, basement, body-bag, boiler-room, boyfriend-girlfriend-relationship, breaking-through-a-door, candlestick, car-accident
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Taglines:
The only way out... is in.
The Guilty Cannot Hide
Quotes:
[first lines]::Officer Lawdale: Ssh. It's going to be okay.::Mrs. Lawdale: It's going to be okay? You really mean, it's going to be okay for us?::Officer Lawdale: Not us.::Mrs. Lawdale: Sweet heart?::Officer Lawdale: It's going to be okay, for me...
Voice Of Tin Man: [scrawled on a rusty tin can] Welcome to my house. House rules: Rule #1, God came into my house and I killed him / Rule #2, I will kill anyone who comes into my house like I killed God / Rule #3, Give me one dead body before sunrise and I'll let Rule #2 slide.
Stewart: You're all the sorriest bunch of sinners I've ever seen!
Teller (2008)
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Director David Aaron Himes presents an American psychological thriller about a bank teller named Stewart, who becomes dangerously obsessed over a customer named Michelle and turns his feelings of love into an aurora of despair. Violating the trust of his position, Michelle's account provides Stewart with personal information about her work, address, birthday, and activities. Stewart confides with his close friend, and female roommate Megan, about the new girl he has become overly infatuated with through work. Megan suggests Stewart, should visit Michelle at her job. Following her advice, Stewart goes to Michelle's restaurant to impress her, but he appears to be more of a creep than socially inclined. After Michelle comes home one night, and while preparing to shower, she believes that someone is in her house. She investigates and finds nothing unusual. But, well hidden, Stewart later emerges from the dark, lurking and watching Michelle as she sleeps. Michelle is awakened by her phone ringing with Stewart on the line; calling about issues with her bank account. He suggests to Michelle, she should come into his bank and sign up for overdraft protection. Upset, Michelle tells Stewart to stop bothering her. Confiding in Megan again, he shares his deep emotions for Michelle; Megan suggests women love flowers. When Stewart delivers the flowers, he encounters Michelle's real love interest, which Stewart was not aware. Obsessed with jealousy, Stewart becomes distraught and his mysterious love life begins to unravel, taking new twists and turns.
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The Call (2007)
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Careless (2007)
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An offbeat comedy in the style of "Bottle Rocket" and "After Hours". Wiley Roth finds a severed human finger in his kitchen one night. Understandably freaked out, Wiley and his best friend Mitch try to figure out the mystery of the finger, in a search across Los Angeles that brings them in contact with psychics, ineffectual police, crooked taxidermists, mysterious neighbors who might be on drugs, and a nine-fingered woman named Cheryl who might, improbably, end up being the girl of his dreams.
Keywords: book, bookstore, cocaine, father-son-relationship, finger-cut-off, friendship-between-men, knife, one-word-title, what-if, young-man
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The Proposal (2007)
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The story of Tony and Paula, two college buddies who lose touch when they enter the "professional" world. After years of hard work and little progress, Tony decides to strike out on his own and start a business, and Paula comes along for the ride. But it soon becomes clear that not only is Paula the brains of the operation - she is also falling for Tony, a big problem considering her pending marriage to another man. As they pitch investor after investor, Tony shows his incompetence and Paula shows her feelings and they begin to ponder the possibilities of what could be - success for him and love for her.
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Taglines:
Love wasn't part of the deal.
Being in love means never having to say, "You're fired."
Cubed (2007)
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Les vulnérables (2007)
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Set in the Democratic Republic of Congo, LES VULNERABLES is a coming-of-age story about a schoolboy who tries to prove his manhood to his once-famous, now-handicapped father by helping him smuggle goods over the border between Congo and Rwanda. It follows the journey of Stewart, a puny teenager who must push his father in a wheelchair through the streets of a vibrant Congolese town in order to reach the border. Along the way, they encounter many of his father's admirers and associates, each of whom teaches Stewart a lesson about respect.
Keywords: africa, border, coming-of-age, congo, father-son-relationship, smuggling
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Taglines:
A border crossing becomes one young man's rite of passage.
Tomorrow for a Dollar (2007)
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A group of friends who are spending their last day together after graduation, before they go off in separate directions in life, find that life can come quicker then any of them could ever imagine. Beth is packing to move to Los Angeles but promised, her overbearing best friend, Ginny that she would come over and help her set-up for one last "end of summer" bash. What she didn't expect was to find their friendship getting put to the test. Their friend Todd is also preparing to leave but he is off to the Marines. On his way over to the party he sees the girl of his dreams and decides that he can't leave without finding out her name. Meanwhile, Stewart, Ginny's little brother, tries to fit in with the popular crowd but when he gets his opportunity to prove himself, he has to decide to either step up or step aside. And Tracy, who has been kept in the dark by all of her friends about an obvious secret, discovers something that will change the lives of her and the people she cares about the most, forever.
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The World Unseen (2007)
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Monstrosity (2007)
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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a sledgehammer does the job right
Pretend It's Yesterday Again (2007)
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Starstruck (2006)
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Bondage (2006)
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Charlie: So, what are you in here for?::Vincent: Kind of a tacky question, isn't it? I stabbed a woman 87 times.::Charlie: What did you do that for?::Vincent: I don't know.
Dr. Simon: So, you're hearing voices? Who's voices are you hearing and what are they telling you to do?::Charlie: Well, first God told me to burn down my school. Then Satan told me not to. You see, they're all his schools. Satan has control over the educational system.
Big Momma's House 2 (2006)
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Undercover Agent Malcolm Turner is back and this time he's out to expose the suspected designer of a deadly computer "worm" that would allow outside forces access to sophistical and critical government intelligence files. But unfortunately, the only way the crafty agent can get next to the worm's creator, Tom Fuller, is to access the programmer's Orange County home as the new "nanny" to Fuller and his wife Leah's children: toddler Andrew and his two older sisters, Carrie and Molly. This means that Malcolm must once again rely on his sure-fire alter ego, the take-no-prisoners Hattie Mae Pierce, a.k.a. "Big Momma," to bring down the bad guys and prove that a woman's work is never done! But once undercover, the job proves another tough juggling act for Big Momma as "she" must manage the hectic lives of the three Fuller kids, keep up with their myriad of daily activities, and handle the many household chores, all while secretly trying to dig up information on Tom's computer virus. Of course, Malcolm's hardest and most comical task is staying in Big Momma character throughout, which requires the trickiest of physical and vocal transformations, not to mention the ability to think really fast on his pumps. Hilarious situations ensue for "Big Momma" while trying to trap her prey, including, infiltrating a ritzy women's day spa, leading a bawdy teen cheerleading competition, and surviving a crazy jet ski chase, all while trying to keep "her" wig straight and skirts smooth. Along the way, "Big Momma" also helps bring the fractured Fuller clan back together and, in turn, Malcolm develops a newfound appreciation for his own family, which includes stepson Trent and expectant pregnant wife Sherrie. Malcolm also learns he can strike a successful balance between his work and home responsibilities, without shortchanging either side in the process.
Keywords: african-american, alcohol, beach, beauty-salon, bingo, california, character-name-in-title, chase, cheerleading, convertible
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The Momma of all Comedies is Back.
Quotes:
Malcolm: [to Andrew] Boy you are 2 kinds of crazy.
Leah Fuller: If you'd checked the schedule you would've seen that Carrie had a violin lesson, and Andrew had tutoring.::Malcolm: Tutoring? He's only 2 years old.
Carrie Fuller: Look! Big Momma even made Poncho happy!
Big Momma: What do we want Mrs. Fuller?::Leah Fuller: Umm... more butt?
Big Momma: [after giving Poncho tequila] Go on and get your tilt on.
Molly: [in response to Big Momma's breakfast] It's like out of a magazine.
Stewart: What do you think I'm trying to do, get free HBO? This stuff's hard!
Mall Old Man: [to Malcolm as he's hiding from his wife in the mall] Been there.
[last lines]::Malcolm: You never know when Big Momma might show up again!
Big Momma: This is a family beach not chip and dales.
Name of the Game (2006)
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Man of the Year (2006)
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Tom Dobbs, comedic host of a political talk show - a la Bill Maher and Jon Stewart - runs for President of the US as an independent candidate who, after an issues-oriented campaign and an explosive performance in the final debate, gets just enough votes to win. Trouble is he owes his victory to a computer glitch in the national touch-screen voting system marketed by Delacroy, a private company with a rising stock price. To protect their fortune, Delacroy executives want to keep the glitch a secret, but one programmer, Eleanor Green, wants Dobbs to know the truth. Can she get to him?
Keywords: campaign, conspiracy, conspiracy-theory, election, election-campaign, electoral, fart-joke, hustings, man-with-glasses, media
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Could this man be our next president?
What if a Comedian Ran for President?..........What if He Won?
Elections are made to be broken.
Quotes:
Eddie Langston: [referring to Senator Mills in the debate] This guy smiles so much, it's starting to upset me.
Tom Dobbs: [quoting Benjamin Franklin] Politicians are a lot like diapers. They should be changed frequently, and for the same reason.
[from trailer]::Tom Dobbs: [to group of reporters] I did inhale because I thought 'What the hell, it's lit, it's in my hand, I'll inhale it.'
Tom Dobbs: When I was a young boy I used to look at pictures of naked ladies, hence my right hand is very strong. I touched myself more than a third base coach.
Tom Dobbs: HAL decided it liked me.
Tom Dobbs: People say Intelligent Design, we must teach Intelligent Design. Look at the human body, is that intelligent? You have a waste processing plant next to a recreation area.
[from trailer]::Tom Dobbs: [at a presidental debate] You want an amendment against same sex marriage! Anyone who's ever been married knows it's always the same sex!
Tom Dobbs: The president wants to pass an amendment banning same-sex marriage. Anybody who's been married knows it's always the same sex!
Senator Mills: I support hydrogen cars...::Tom Dobbs: That's weird, because you're backed by oil companies.
Tom Dobbs: How many analogies do you have left?::Jack Menken: How many does it take to make my point?
Outlaw Trail: The Treasure of Butch Cassidy (2006)
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Three boy scouts, one a great-nephew of Butch Cassidy, and their pretty girl friend hunt for the lost treasure of the legendary bank robber in 1950s Utah. A modern gang of outlaws wants to grab the loot, too, and soon the intrepid heroes are fleeing for the lives on trains, rafts and automobiles.
Keywords: 1900s, 1950s, bank-robber, bi-wing-airplane, bolivia, bound-and-gagged, boy-scout, buried-treasure, criminal-gang, family-relationships
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Jess: And, uh, remember moss also grows on the North side of trees.::Martin: No, West.::Ellie: I always thought it was East.::Jess, Roy: North!::Martin: You guys are just trying to confuse me. [Jess says some scientific mumbo-jumbo] Saying something that sounds impressive doesn't make it righter.::Jess: Righter? [Smirks and pulls out his scout book]::Martin: You actually pack a scout book?::Jess: Hey, you recognize it. All right. See here. [Points to a part in the book on moss, and Martin looks furious]
Jess: [head to the ground, listening] Shhh!::Martin: What, so now he's a tracker?
Martin: [Trying to find his bearings] Mushroooms! What side do mushrooms grow on?
Ellie: [as Jess is untying them] Where's Martin?::Jess: He's creating a diversion. [Suddenly there's a huge explosion. They all stare at eac other]::Roy: What was that?::Jess: [Shocked] I'm thinking the diversion.
Lycan Colony (2006)
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Welcome to New Hampshire...Live free or die!
The Portrait (2006)
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Unfinished Business (2006)
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Stewart and Hannah were your typical young couple searching for their dream home until a freak encounter at an old house saw a long expired life flash before Stewart's eyes, as if it were his own. Violent, unpredictable memories and a hauntingly familiar face drive Stewart to solve this mystery for the sake of his own sanity. "Unfinished Business" explores the consequences of an ill deed, seemingly long forgotten. The film is set simultaneously in modern Australia, as well as 1945 immediately after World War II. It explores a returning soldier's life, ruined by the actions of a once trusted friend, in what was to become a common scenario for all too many returning Diggers: life had moved on without them.
Keywords: 1940s, adultery, best-friend, betrayal, betrayal-by-friend, brisbane, ghost, haunted-house, independent-film, murder
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No ill deed goes unpunished ... eventually.
Gray Christmas (2005)
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Three darkly comedic stories slowly reveal the connections between themselves and their characters on a winter's night.
Keywords: bartender, canada, car-accident, christmas, christmas-music, coffee-shop, color-in-title, dark-comedy, director-also-cinematographer, independent-film
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Keep Dreaming...
Play Dates (2005)
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Retribution (2005)
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Scout's Honor (2005)
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When honor's just a five letter word, trouble's just a stone's throw away.
Therapy (2005)
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Looking for Comedy in the Muslim World (2005)
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The American senate, in order to improve it's fast declining global image, asks comedian Albert Brooks to write a 500 page document about what makes Muslims laugh in India and Pakistan. Bidding adieu to his wife and young daughter,and accompanied by two government bureaucrats, Albert opens up an office in New Delhi, hires a pretty Secretary, Maya, and goes around asking people at random as to what makes them laugh. He finds that people generally look at him suspiciously and refuse to answer any questions. He then decides to go public and stage a comedy show, the suggested place for the publicity is old Delhi. Accordingly the four re-locate, book a school auditorium to seat about 400 people, go around the city distributing leaflets, inviting the general public to attend the show. They get a houseful response, however, Albert's comedy act fails to impress. He then decides to try his hand in Pakistan, only to be told that he cannot get a visa for another 14 days. He decides to enter Pakistan illegally and meets some wannabe comedians, guarded by armed men, in a secret location near the border. Although he does get to their funny bones, Albert does not get any answers, and returns back to Delhi crestfallen. To make matters worse, Maya informs him that she has enough material to write about 4 pages. Quite unknown to Albert, his presence in India, and his underground trip to Pakistan, have not gone unnoticed by both the Indian and Pakistani governments, both of who plan to increase their troop presence near the volatile border area; and to create more complications for Albert, Maya tells him that she wants to break up with his boyfriend. She wants to him to leave, and thinks that he may do so if told that she is fallen for Albert. Then things start looking up for Albert when he is invited by the Al-Jazeera television for an interview. Watch as events unfold and a hopeful Albert attends this meeting with many hopes of entering the Muslim world through this popular TV network.
Keywords: comedian, india, islam, new-dehli, reference-to-gandhi, religion, satire, stand-up-comedian, stand-up-comedy, title-spoken-by-character
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Albert Brooks: Write down that Polish jokes work everywhere.
Majeed: I was the funniest one in school... and the funniest one in explosives training.
Albert Brooks: Hey, if you guys ever make a dirty bomb, put some of that hash in it.
Albert Brooks: Why is there no Halloween in India? [pauses for a second] They took away the Gandhi.
Albert Brooks: Why is everyone talking to me like there's been a car accident?
Man in Temple: [giving example of what makes him laugh] Okay. Laughter is a very serious business, I suppose. Ah, we put it this way. When suppose this gentleman... he is my friend. He takes me for a ride. He takes undue advantage... of my innocence, you can say. I am an emotional fool. He is trying to make me fool, but, I am not - a fool. I allow *him* to make me a fool. You know? Just be ignorant. I just trying to... pretend that okay: I know nothing about him. I know, ah, nothing about the, you know, game of... he is playing with me. So, it makes me laugh. It makes me feel good. Okay, now, he is happy. So... just to *see* him happy, I feel... good, and I also start laughing.
Maya: If I don't laugh at something that I'm supposed to, then please feel free to just kick me so I understand.
Night People (2005)
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A cold October night. Five stories. One city. Night People takes us on a journey across the city of Edinburgh, introducing a cast of characters for whom their will be no sleep. Each of them is faced with a dilemma that ranges from the hilarious to the heartbreaking and they have until the next morning to make a decision that will change their lives forever.
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Blind Man: Do you know this wee lassie reeks of pharmaceutical grade cocaine? [to Jane, about her young daughter Alison, who is asleep in the back of her taxi]
A Grocery Story (2005)
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Leonard is young man of extraordinary accomplishment who has always believed that the key to success lies in possessing the right information and a strong strategy--with these two components all things are possible. Time and time again, Leonard has achieved the unlikely and improbable following this philosophy. Confident in his beliefs, Leonard turns his theories to foreign territory: romance. With a fool-proof strategy for love in-hand, Leonard invades a local supermarket ready to sweep store manager, Tracy, off her feet. He quickly learns the hard way that a woman's heart cannot be anticipated any more than love can be planned.
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Milk. Eggs. Shampoo. Tracy.
Pilot Season (2004)
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The Wild Guys (2004)
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Men Never Get Lost, They Just Go In A Different Direction.
Elles étaient cinq (2004)
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In Montreal, the teenagers Manon, Anne, Isa, Claudie and Sophie are friends since their childhood. While spending a couple of days in the cottage of Sophie's parents nearby a lake, the girls decide to give a party, and Manon and Sophie hitch for a ride to the town in a jeep to buy some beers and supplies and they invite the driver to the party. On the return, the same driver stops the car and later Sophie is found stabbed, raped and covered of blood. Fifteen years later, Manon sees the guy in a car-wash and she invites her former friends to return to the house nearby the lake, where wounds of their traumatic loss are disclosed.
Keywords: anger, anguish, ashes, blood, bra, camera, childhood-friend, children, co-worker, convict
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Scene Stealer (2004)
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A shy young man, Christopher Eisley, pines for Holly West, a young movie actress who vanished in the 1940's. On the anniversary of her disappearance, Christopher is awakened by a mysterious force that transports him through a movie screen and into an alternate universe called Hollywoodland. Discovering that Holly West is being held captive by the evil silent movie queen, Sheila McNair, Christopher finally gets his chance to play the hero.
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The faded movie queen's got a gun, the young starlet's ready for her closeup. Let the shooting begin ...
Ding! (2004)
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In dating, sometimes you just gotta move on!
Terkel i knibe (2004)
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Terkel is a 6th grader, who is responsible for the suicide of the classmate, who's in love with him! Suddenly it's not just his annoying sister and his alcoholic uncle Stewart Stardust he has to deal with, he receives death treats. Only the new teacher, a young handsome and idealistic man, who the class just loves from day one, is able to help Terkel. But then it all culminates in a school trip.
Keywords: accident-victim, actor-playing-multiple-roles, adult-animation, alcoholic, animal-death, animal-lover, anti-hero, ashtray, based-on-radio-play, beating
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Stewart: It's a joke. You can take it.
Jason: [Gunnar is lying on the ground with an iron bar buried in his forhead] He looks like a fucking giant ice lolly!
Leon: [only word he says] No.
Priest: Do you take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife?::Leon: [looks up from his newspaper] No.::Audience: [groans]
Jason: Game over, fucking shitface!
Saki: Ey Sten, why are your sheets wet?
[singing]::Jason: I can't believe I've never seen/I can, like, not understand it/this is the first fucking time I see you [oooh oooh] /you're an awesome way to pass the time/yeah, you're the bitch in my life/like lightning, what's wrong with me?[woooh oooh oooh] I think I've been blind until today/when you suddenly looked at me and said/Fuck off and die - you're too ugly for me, and your mother goes for $100/you said it straight to my face/[woooh ooh] what do you want?/babe, I'm standing here like a nerd in a cloud of confusion/I want to be in your space/it feels so fucking wild/think of all the time I've wasted/you're all I want, I think I've been converted [ooh ooh] /and suddenly here I stand/now I can see how fine you are/and I'll get really pissed if you have a boyfriend [oooh oooh oooh] /I can only hope that you will be my girl/ and you are motherfucking fresh on it, who came and said to me/Fuck off and die - you're too ugly for me, and your mother goes for $100/you said it straight to my face/[woooh ooh] what do you want?/babe, I'm standing here like a nerd in a cloud of confusion/I want to be in your space/Fuck off and die - you're too ugly for me, and your mother goes for $100/you said it straight to my face/[woooh ooh] what do you want?/babe, I'm standing here like a nerd in a cloud of confusion/I want to be in your space...
[after Doris has jumped out of a fourth story window]::Caretaker: Thank god that fat cow didn't land on anyone!
Jason: Are you lame or something? I don't have the fucking energy to explain it. You never know when you need a good windpipe!
[about Gunnar, the new teacher]::Jason: He was more than a little fucked up, wasn't he?
Group Therapy (2004)
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After a string of anonymous sexual encounters, Aaron decides to get help. In Group Therapy, he meets other guys with similar sexual dysfunctions: exhibitionist, confused, solo sex, ashamed, and thrill seeker. This support group is different from others because of its "hands on" approach to therapy. Group leader, Tom, encourages the guys to share stories and experiences while challenging them to face their fears head on. Enjoy steamy alley encounters, intimate one-on-one sessions, and voyeuristic figure studies. These guys guys need your help on the road to recovery. JOIN TODAY!
Keywords: disorder, exhibitionist, gay-interest, male-frontal-nudity, session, sexual-dysfunction, therapy
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Schöne Witwen küssen besser (2004)
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The Cab Driver (2004)
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Indigo (2003)
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Indigo is a film about loneliness, redemption, and the healing powers and grace of the new generation of Indigo (psychic and gifted) children being born into the world. Although the story is fictional, the emotions and actions of the film resonate with the spiritual dynamics of life today. The dramatic core of the film is the relationship that develops between a man whose life and family have dissolved due to a fateful mistake and his 10 year-old granddaughter with whom he goes on the run to protect her from a would-be kidnapper. Along the way, he discovers the power of his granddaughter's gifts which forever alter the lives of everyone she encounters.
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The Ticking Man (2003)
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In the remote west coast of Scotland, a drug dealer double-crosses and kills a drug trafficker who imports drugs for him. The dealer is arrested and learns that the murder was witnessed by a couple of anonymous locals. Facing life imprisonment, the dealer decides to hire a hitman to eliminate all the potential witnesses. Outside a rural police station, the hired hitman starts a stopwatch, runs across a road, jumps into his car, and takes off with a screech. He drives full speed through the barren country until he reaches the remote, one street hamlet of Bartoun. He checks his stopwatch. It reads 28 minutes, 36 seconds. He sees a poster advertising a fair in the next village. The residents of Bartoun are advised to meet on main street at noon to get a ride. As the people begin to congregate the next day, the hitman walks toward them and begins shooting. He knows that he has 28 minutes and 36 seconds before the police arrive. Pandemonium ensues as he methodically hunts down his targets and people frantically try to stay alive.
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One hitman has ten targets to kill in 28 minutes 36 seconds
The Good Book (2003)
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A musician steals the poetry of a young mute girl only to discover a voice for them both.
The Trade (2003)
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Wayne Garret wants it all. A young, ambitious Wall Street trader blinded by the lure of success, he demands the best of his team and mercilessly berates failure. Wayne's girlfriend, Nikki Torman, is the beautiful and pampered daughter of John Torman, a notorious Wall Street power broker. With Nikki at his side, Wayne is the envy of his peers. Wayne's father Antonio is fighting cancer and struggling to run the family restaurant in Providence. Wayne wants his parents to slow down and offers to support them in retirement. Bound by loyalty to his staff of 30 years, Antonio proudly refuses. During an extravagant dinner at a trendy Manhattan restaurant Wayne meets Sioux, an attractive waitress who dreams of becoming a museum curator. Infatuated by her playful candor, Wayne begins to spend time with her. Sioux's refreshing outlook on life is a welcome contrast to the ruthless world that he inhabits. When Wayne's bank is taken over by John Torman's company, he is offered a huge stock option package to stay. However, there is a catch, he must fire most of his team, including his best friend and confidant, Duffy Dyer. Further complicating matters is that all may not be as it appears at John Torman's company and the options come with strings attached. Thus begins a high stakes game where Wayne must choose between the seductive world of wealth and power, and the chance to be with Sioux, the woman he truly loves.
Keywords: manhattan-new-york-city, new-york-city, trading, wall-street-manhattan-new-york-city
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Coda (2003)
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At a boy's prep school, four boys attack and punch another boy. One of the attackers narrates. We see the four attackers in various activities: wrestling, playing in the orchestra, sitting in class, writing, running cross country. Is the victim dead? Why was he attacked? A teacher sharpens pencils; another discusses "Oedipus Rex." A father drives his son to school. The everyday has a subtext.
Keywords: assault, bare-chested-male, classroom, computer, cross-country, f-word, father-son-relationship, gay-interest, high-school, locker-room
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Room Tone (2002)
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Au milieu de la nuit (2002)
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Silo Killer (2002)
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College kids prepared for everything for their weekend camping trip in the Arizona desert... Except for a mad dog killer who plans on killing them one by one and stacking their dead bodies into an anbandoned grain silo.
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It's Harvest Time!
The Arizona desert ... hot, dry, bloody!
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Duke: Hey boys! Now all I need's a beaver hat and I'm dressed for Easter.
Lyle: "No it's true... I gotta aunt who worked in a nuclear plant and she's got a third nut to prove it."
Gangster: You are a frame of man.
Lyle: [to Duke] Boy, you are dumber than a bag of shit. [quickly to Stu] But, he's got a heart of gold though!
Secretary (2002)
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Lee Holloway is a smart, quirky woman in her twenties who returns to her hometown in Florida after a brief stay in a mental hospital. In search of relief from herself and her oppressive childhood environment, she starts to date a nerdy friend from high school and takes a job as a secretary in a local law firm, soon developing an obsessive crush on her older boss, Mr. Grey. Through their increasingly bizarre relationship, Lee follows her deepest longings to the heights of masochism and finally to a place of self-affirmation.
Keywords: affection, alcoholic-father, anger, applause, band-aid, bare-breasts, based-on-short-story, bathing, bathtub, black-comedy
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Assume the position.
The story of a demanding boss and the woman who loves his demands.
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E. Edward Grey: Look, we can't do this 24 hours a day, seven days a week.::Lee: Why not?
Lee: You're not shy. You're a lawyer.
E. Edward Grey: Good letter.
Burt Holloway: You are the child of god's holy gift of life. You come from me. But you are not me. Your soul and your body are your own, and yours to do with as you wish.
Lee: I'm your secretary.
Lee: In one way or another I've always suffered. I didn't know why exactly. But I do know that I'm not so scared of suffering now. I feel more than I've ever felt and I've found someone to feel with. To play with. To love in a way that feels right for me. I hope he knows that I can see that he suffers too. And that I want to love him.
Lee: Each cut, each scar, each burn, a different mood or time. I told him what the first one was, told him where the second one came from. I remembered them all. And for the first time in my life I felt beautiful. Finally part of the earth. I touched the soil and he loved me back.
Lee: Because I don't want to.
[Lee refuses to remove her hands from the desk]::Peter: Are you doing something sexual?::Lee: Does this look sexual to you?
[Mr. Grey explains to Lee why he's firing her]::E. Edward Grey: It's your behavior.::Lee: What about my behavior?::E. Edward Grey: It's very bad.
P.S. Your Cat Is Dead! (2002)
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Jimmy (Guttenberg) and Kate (Watros) are in the middle of a break-up and completely oblivious to the fact that they're being robbed...by a gay guy. Kate splits, leaving Jimmy alone in the house with the burgular (Boyar). They confront one another, start talking (?), and suddenly Jimmy's wondering if he's really, you know..."sensitive".
Keywords: acronym-in-title, actor, african-american, animal-in-title, apartment, auld-lang-syne, aunt-nephew-relationship, bare-butt, baseball-bat, based-on-novel
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Life. Love. And a little payback
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Eddie Tesoro: You're having a nervous breakdown.::Jimmy Zoole: Aren't you lucky to have a ringside seat?
Jimmy Zoole: What did you do with the pages in the metal box?... My book?::Eddie Tesoro: That was a book? I thought it was toilet paper. If you let me up, I'll show you how I walked for a week. Your book gave me a rash.
Eddie Tesoro: [one of his first lines after waking up tied to Jimmy's sink] I think I have a brain injury. You know, I could sue you for that.
The Formula (2002)
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As one last hurrah before joining the ranks of college students, Thomas "Servo" Harrison follows a vision and decides to make a Star Wars fanfilm with his 3 best friends over the summer. The good times turn sour, however, when Tom realizes a lot more rides on the project than just their amount of free time. Will they finish their opus, or will everyone go insane in the process?
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It all adds up this June.
CUT TO: EXT. FOREST - Been there. Done that.
Quotes:
Tom: Did I watch Star Wars, because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because i watched Star Wars?
[Tom asks the group to help him make a fanfilm]::Zarth: Dude, this is like our burning bush, man.::Jenny: What?::Zarth: Our burning bush. You know, like Charlton Heston in the Ten Commandments? My man Tom has had an epiphany. A vision. A task to take us from our mundane lives and give us something more productive to do.::Greg: So what you're saying is that Tom has been given a mission by God to keep us unbored?
Zarth: It's like when Rocky got to fight Apollo Creed, or when Forrest Gump got to do... anything.
Greg: You do realize that when it comes to filming, and acting, and swordfighting, we know like zip, right?::Tom: Yeah, i know, but it didn't stop Mark Hammil, did it?
[last lines]::Tom: If you would have asked me a month ago, why I was making this fanfilm, I really don't know what I would have said. For the experience, recognition, chance at fame... stupid excuse to make a lightsaber duel? Revenge would have been my most honest answer, but still not the right one. The real reason for anyone, ANYONE to make a fanfilm, in my opinion - Man, just have fun. My film isn't going to change the world, I understand that. But I learned a lot, and I had a lot of laughs because I made it with my friends. And if you're not having fun... why are you making this fanfilm in the first place? Who cares if your film's not perfect? Who cares what other viewers or some stupid short-sighted radio critic says on some flashy website? Sometimes you have to step back and say, "Hey, it's only a movie."
James: Star WARS? You dare to ask a Trekkie to work cross-religions on a project in celebration of the Force? Blasphemy.
Stella Shorts 1998-2002 (2002)
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STELLA is a three-man comedy troupe from New York City, comprised of well-known comedians/actors Michael Showalter, David Wain, and Michael Ian Black. Though the three have made a living performing at comedy clubs, they are perhaps best known for their home-made short films. The STELLA SHORTS have garnered cult success because of their nonsensical plotlines, absurd dialogue, graphic sexual humor, sporatic violence, and sheer hilarity. This DVD showcases the trio's first twenty-three adventures, each one more bizarre and hysterical than the last. Highlights include: a game of whiffleball that goes terribly awry, an expedition to the South Pole (?) to meet Santa Claus, an edge-of-your-seat moustache-growing contest, a twisted "whodunit"-style murder mystery, and much, much more.
Keywords: absurd-humor, absurdism, actor-playing-himself, alternative-comedy, angel, audition, baby, bad-guy, based-on-sketch-comedy, beating
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Pizza Guy: You think I'm some sloppy wet pussy for you to fuck? Is that what you think? You think I'm some sloppy wet pussy for you to fuck?::Michael Ian Black: I don't think that.::Michael Showalter: I don't think that.::David Wain: I kind of think that.
David Wain: I'm bored. [grabs knife and holds it to throat]::Michael Showalter: David, wait!::David Wain: But I'm bored.::Michael: I'm bored too. [holds knife to David's throat]
Pizza Guy: I got your pizza pie right here. Twenty bucks.::Michael Showalter: We don't have this money.::Pizza Guy: [drops pizza box and puts cigarette out on hand] We got a real problem here, don't we boys?
Michael Showalter: I'm starving. What's for lunch?::David Wain: Michael, there's all sorts of delicious foods to be found in the woods if you just know where to look for them. Like, take a look at this. [gestures to frankfurters lying on the ground]::Michael Showalter: Great, frankfurters! Let's make a fire and cook 'em.::David Wain: Okay, you two go look for wood and meet back here in five minutes.::Michael Ian Black: Okay, what are you gonna do?::David Wain: I'm gonna stay here and rub one out.::Michael Ian Black: Great.
John: [the guys are getting ready to burn a baby. John runs in from nowhere] No! No! [grabs baby and throws it]::Michael Ian Black: You asshole! That was our kindling!::Michael Showalter: Hey, nifty spiral dude. Did you play college ball?::David Wain: What's your name?::John: John.::David Wain: Oh, that's, that's a beautiful name.::Michael Ian Black: Is that Navajo?::Michael Showalter: Hey, hey, John, John. D-D-Did you ever suck a dog's dick?
Michael Ian Black: Hey, look what I found on the street, a kitty cat. [holds up cat]::David Wain: Look at him! He's so cute!::Michael Showalter: What's his name?::Michael Ian Black: I thought we could call him Flava Flav.::Michael Showalter: Oh, like the rapper?::Michael Ian Black: No, my grandfather's name was Flava Flav.
Michael Ian Black: [trying to rake leaves, but holding rake upside down] It's not working!::Michael Showalter: [putting leaves in a manila envelope] This will take me forever. The bag is too small.::David Wain: [raking a tree trunk] Where are the leaves anyway? I feel like I'm in hell.::Michael Ian Black: [Mother Nature appears] Mother Nature!::Michael Showalter: [whispers] Mother of God!::David Wain: Mother I'd like to fuck!::Michael Ian Black: I like your jeans, Mother Nature.::Mother Nature: How's the yard work going boys?::Michael Showalter: Raking leaves is a lot harder than we thought it would be.::David Wain: [holding up two wine glasses and a bottle of wine] Would you like to have a drink with me?::Mother Nature: [holding wine glass] You need to be at one with nature. Maybe this will help. [snaps fingers] ["Don't Tell Me" by Madonna starts playing]::Michael Ian Black: Madonna!::Michael Showalter: I love this song.
[the guys are writing a letter to Santa]::Michael Showalter: Okay, here it is. Tell me what you think, you guys. Dear Santa...::Michael Ian Black: [interrupting] No, no, no. I mean, you're not on a first name basis with the guy.::Michael Showalter: [crumpling letter] Oh, God! You know what, Mike? I have just about really had it up to here with your condescension. You write it!::Michael Ian Black: [writing letter] Dear Kris Kringle...::David Wain: [interrupting] No, no, no. That's way too formal. We want him to think we're cool.::Michael Ian Black: [crumpling letter] Oh, just screw it, okay? I am sick to death of trying to please you, you fucking kike! You write it!::David Wain: [writing letter] What's up, dude?::Michael Ian Black: Perfect.::Santa: [cut to Santa reading the letter] What's up, dude? These guys are pretty cool.
Michael Showalter: Hey Mike... is that your final answer?::David Wain: Suddenly I'm here with Regis! Right there!::Michael Ian Black: Hey hey hey... I'd like to use a lifeline.::Michael Showalter: Hey hey hey... don't do that. Wouldn't be prudent.
Michael Ian Black: That was great, we should use that for STELLA.::Michael Showalter: (turns to camera)We Just did.
Shearing (2002)
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The lambing, a CCTV camera, a red dress and a storm... It's all too much for Yvonne.
Outriders (2001)
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Say It Isn't So (2001)
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Young orphan Gilly (Klein) finds out his lover Jo (Graham) may actually be his biological sister. After they break up he discovers he's not related and travels across the country to stop her impending wedding. Unfortunately the entire nation has heard the same story and thinks he's just after incestuous thrills.
Keywords: airplane, animal-control-worker, animal-shelter, apostrophe-in-title, arrest, ash-scattering, asleep-at-the-wheel, bandage, beach-party, beaver
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Indian Man: In My Country, for Violating sacred beast you get beaten to death with bamboo stick.
Walter: I thought I told you to get a haircut.::Valdine: Oh, give Gilly a break, he's been through a lot.::Walter: Yeah, including his own sister.
Walter: Do you know what the Bible says about fucking your own sister? Don't.
Mr. Murphy: Oh me and my wife had a great sex life, we use to have sex once a week. but then she died... then it was 3 or 4 times a week.
Mr. Campisi: Pancakes. Pancakes. Pancakes.
Walter: I'm surprised she didn't give up the sausage and become a vagina-tarian.
Mr. Campisi: Hey, are you the pancake guy?
Dig McCaffrey: Listen. I would've sprung you sooner, but after I ate all that weed, it took me two days just to pass the stems.
Gilbert Noble: Jo, listen. I got great news. I, uh - I found Leon. I found Leon, and I got him dead to rights.::Josephine Wingfield: That's great, Gilly. Now, why don't you just pull your arm out of Leon's butt, and we'll take a drive to the hospital.
Josephine Wingfield: Would you like the standard bikini wax?::Mrs. Hartunian: Oh, no. I'm going to Hawaii with my husband. Better landscape the whole yard.
Out Cold (2001)
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Bull Mountain, Alaska, is a no frills ski resort, and the staff is a bunch of partying snowboard bums. The late founder, Papa Muntz, was famed for skiing with his backside exposed, and in fact is so memorialized by a statue. But his son, Ted, plans to sell the resort to hotshot ski mogul John Majors, who starts turning it into a slick resort, which of course has no room for most of the staff. The exception is Rick, the most serious of the bunch. But there's a complication: Rick met Majors' stepdaughter Anna on vacation in Mexico, and he's never gotten over a crush he had on her, even though she's about to marry a great guy. And Rick is also fiercely loyal to his friends.
Keywords: actor-shares-last-name-with-character, african-american, alaska, bare-butt, bartender, beer, black-american, bloopers-during-credits, buxom, cancun-mexico
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They Haven't Quite Figured It All Out, But They're Getting A Little Warmer.
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Luke: No regrets, that's my motto. That and everybody Wang Chung tonight.
Jenny: I seriously think it's time for you to move on and stop this broken-heart stuff.::Rick: All right. So... you wanna hook up?::Jenny: You're gonna have to try a lot harder than that, Rick.::Rick: [pause, lower] Soooo... ya still wanna hook up?::[Jenny laughs]
Luke: This suit is really cramping my Hardy Boys. It's no mystery.
Pig Pen: Carpe the Diem. Seize The Carp.
Luke: Well, yeah it dosen't really allow my dice to roll and by dice I mean testicles. Speaking of testicles, let me get a beer.
Lance: Hey. Hot sluts with tits.::Rick: Lance, you don't need to do that anymore, remember?::Lance: Oh yeah. Sorry. Old habits die hard. Oh what the hell - I LOVE MEN. Who wants me?::Rick: Well you don't need to do that either...
Rick: You're pretty good with these kids. They seem to like you.::Jenny: Well, I seem to have experience dealing with immature boys.::Rick: Ouch.
Rick: Pig Pen, when I want advice about a good Planet of the Apes film or maybe how to get the resin out of my bong I'll come to you ok? But I am not gonna take romantic advice from somebody who cannot spell romantic or advice... or bong.
Luke: [drunk] There you are, I've been looking for you, come inside, you look so beautiful and I wanted to see if you wanted to dance...::[Anna walks up]::Luke: Not you, him and his white tuxedo.
Luke: He's had a crush on that bench for years
Mainly Etc. (2001)
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On Friday April 8, 1994 eight friends reunite in San Francisco as news of Nirvana singer Kurt Cobain's suicide rocks the music world. Over the next three days, the artistic and idealistic dreams of youth will confront the modern reality of the 1990's. And together, they will journey into the heart of a rock and roll suicide.
Keywords: title-ends-with-period
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Where Do We Go From Here
Wilder Hafen Ehe (2001)
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Certain Guys (2000)
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Five old friends reunite in Dallas for one buddy's wedding. Over the course of a week, each guy faces a major crisis - Mitch loses the love of his life; Burdett loses his job; Cal unexpectedly discovers he is a father; and Stewart reveals a secret the others might not want to hear. In the end, each one has to rely on the help of his friends to see him through his life-changing dilemma.
Keywords: coming-out, gay-interest, high-school-friends, reunited-friends, wedding
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The only way to have a friend is to be one.
Blood Red Planet (2000)
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From beyond the galaxy comes a terror heading toward earth, destroying everything in its path: a rogue planetoid from the outer reaches of the cosmos itself. After a failed attempt by the Omega 1 to eliminate the mysterious space entity, the crew of the Omega 2 blast off as the last hope for mankind. As minutes and seconds tick away, the motley crew discovers the terrible secret inside the planetoid. They're the only ones keeping the human race from total extinction! Can the world be saved ?!
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Orbit into terror!
Carmelo y yo (2000)
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Carmelo hitchhikes from his Andalusian village in southern Spain to Edinburgh. There, and during the journey, he meets a diversity of characters and landscapes. Always accompanied by his inseparable and peculiar friend, Paco, hidden behind his camera and through whose lens this comedy unfolds.
Keywords: character-name-in-title
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My 5 Wives (2000)
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Monte Peterson, a rich real-estate developer, is going through his third divorce. His friend Ray has found a good site for a ski resort in Utah, and Monte comes to bid on the land, competing with local banker Preston Gates. Monte knew that, in order to take possession of the land, he would have to convert to the local religion, a sort of cross between Mormonism and Amish (no smoking, no drinking, bigamy and simple living/dressing encouraged). What he didn't know was that the deed to the land also included the three wives of the deceased former owner. He also buys another plot, and the two wives that come with it, in part because they are much better cooks. Gates, meanwhile, wants the land to build an Indian casino, and is mixed up with some mobsters. There's a trip to Las Vegas, a female-empowerment seminar, a jailbreak, and other complications too absurd to mention.
Keywords: auction, banker, car-chase, casino, corrupt-businessman, counterfeit, courtroom, culture-clash, digit-in-title, divorce
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Never has one man had to do so much with so little.
Quotes:
Monte Peterson: My wife - I got no sex life. The dog keeps watching me in the bedroom; wants to learn how to beg. I told him to watch my wife to learn how to roll over and play dead.
Monte Peterson: My wife is always something. The other night I woke up, she was saying sexy things. I looked up; she was on the phone.
Monte Peterson: My wife isn't too smart, you know. She has to reach inside her bra to count to two.
Couch Taters (2000)
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so many things to be, so many places to see, if they'd just get off the couch and quit watching TV
Oja majô doremi (1999)
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Ojamajo Doremi is the story about a girl by the name of Doremi Harukaze and her friends as they learn magic. Doremi is the main star of the show, for it was her who caused her friends, Aiko and Hazuki to become witch's apprentices as well. Doremi claims to be "the unluckiest bishoujo in the world", so she hopes to one day learn magic, because she thinks it'll make her life easier. She stumbles across the Maho Dou (Magic Hall) one day and calls a woman by the name of Marika (her actual witch name is Majorika) a witch. Because she called out a witch as a witch, she must now train under Majorika's advisory and pass all her witch's exams to meet her goal of becoming a full-fledged witch.
Keywords: anime, magic-wand, magical, magical-girl, witch
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Doremi: Darn it! Why are you up?::Pop: (half-asleep) Why are you up so early? In love with another boy?::Doremi: Th-th-th-that's not it! I just got something to do at school.::Pop: (fully awake) That's a little kid lie.
Doremi: (thinking to herself) 'My name is Doremi Harukaze. Every morning my parents have a civil war...and my little grade school sister thinks she's a high schooler.'
Doremi: I'm simply the unluckiest bishoujo (pretty girl) in the world.
Doremi: (to herself) 'Again the same story repeats itself.'
[After Doremi messes up in class]::Kotake: It had to be 'Dumb-Err-Eeek.'::Doremi: It's not 'Dumb-Err-Eeek.', my name is 'Doremi'.::Kotake: Oh? 'Dummy bee'?::Doremi: DO-RE-MI!!!
Kotake: (singing) Dumb-Err-Mi-Fa-So-Re-Mi-Reeee.
Doremi: (thinking) 'Witches hate kids...and can always detect them using...their big noses.'
Majorika: How dare a brat like you....DO THIS TO ME!!!
Majorika: The training to become a witch is really brutal. I am going to put you through a living hell.::Doremi: (cheery) That's fine with me.::Majorika: She's clueless.
Doremi: Pirika Pirilala Popolina Peperuto!
Hapless (1999)
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Wrong day, wrong time, wrong stall.
Pila-balde (1999)
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A slice of daily life in the slums of the Philippines. Gina, a poor but honest young girl sells banana slices. She lives with her grandmother and her younger brother and sister, her father being in jail. Nonoy, a water boy, delivers water up six floors to the rich Mrs. Alano. Nonoy is in love with Gina, but she desires her classmate, Jimboy, a handsome flirt, who is the son of Mrs. Alano.
Keywords: erotica, female-nudity, sex, sexy-pinay, softcore
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Breakout (1998)
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Held (1998)
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Legacy (1998)
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Tempting Fate (1998)
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In God's Hands (1998)
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In God's Hands is the story of big wave riders that go all over the globe searching to ride bigger and bigger waves. The story mostly follows Shane Dorian and his obsession with surfing. It also follows how they train for waves like that.
Keywords: friendship, ocean, surf-film, surfboard, surfer, surfing, travel, wave
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To surf 40-foot waves is to put yourself...
Fortune favors the brave.
All Over Me (1997)
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Claude and Ellen are best friends who live in a not-so-nice area of New York. They're involved in the subculture of 90s youth, complete with drugs, live music, and homophobia. All is changed one night when a violent and meaningless death rocks their lives.
Keywords: abusive-boyfriend, best-friend, bisexual, black-pantyhose, coming-of-age, drugs, female-stockinged-legs, gay, hate-crime, hell's-kitchen-manhattan-new-york-city
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There's a rrriot going on!
In a world that expects you to fit in, sometimes you have to stand out.
Quotes:
Luke: So you guys are like sisters?::Claude: No, we could never be sisters.::Luke: Why?::Claude: Because she's too beautiful. I'd be like some freak accident or something.
Claude: Open your eyes...
Lucy: It's just my Dad, he used to like to paint a lot. I think it makes me look like such a nerdy straight girl though.
Ellen: [crying] I hate you.::Claude: I know. I'm sorry.
The Art of Salesmanship (1997)
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Ronnie, Stewart and Tracy work the graveyard shift at Burger Wonderland, one of Dublin's worst take-away joints. After their boss, Ricky Bottom, docks yet more money out of their pay packets they bet amongst themselves to see who can sell a festering burger. With all of their money riding on the sale of just one burger it is essential that they utilise their very best sales techniques ... no matter how unorthodox they may be!!!
Keywords: bleeding-to-death, blind-man, blood-bath, burger, entrepreneur, fast-food, fast-food-restaurant, french-fries, gambling, grumpy
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The Suburbanators (1997)
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...life between the malls.
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Man on the Bus: What language is that you're speaking?::Roger: Arabic.::Man on the Bus: Arabic. Really.::Roger: Yep.::Man on the Bus: That's interesting. I always thought Arabic was more throatier and harsher, you know like, rr-rrrr. Sure that's Arabic?::Roger: Yeah, I'm sure.
All the Rage (1997)
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ALL THE RAGE takes a satirical and poignant look at one gay man's obsessive pursuit of physical, sexual, and romantic perfection. Christopher Bedford is everyone's fantasy. He's gorgeous, young, clever, rich, and above all, totally buffed and every boy in Boston seems to want him. At thirty-one, he's gliding through life, celebrating himself as the 90's gay playboy ideal, without ever realizing what a mess he's become.
Keywords: based-on-play, gay-bar, gay-interest, gay-kiss, homosexual, independent-film, satire
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Miguel, Ma Belle (1996)
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The Substance of Fire (1996)
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Isaac Geldhart is a Holocaust survivor who, overcome by grief at the recent death of his wife, seems determined to run his publishing firm into the ground by printing books that have no hope of financial success. His son Aaron, who also works at the company, grows frustrated with Isaac's emotional decline and attempts to take over the firm. The resulting crisis involves Isaac's other two children, his daughter Sarah and his dying son Martin.
Keywords: actress, alzheimer's-disease, amnesty, architecture, arrest, artist, attic, auction-house, bank, bankruptcy
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Doing What Is Right... Could Cost Him Everything.
Quotes:
Issac Geldheart: You think I'm going to publish some trashy novel by some slicko hipster?
Martin Geldheart: What is the one thing that landscape architecture requires?::Student: A social motif.::Martin Geldheart: Right.
Sarah Geldheart: Tell me the truth. Does anybody actually finish a book once they have formed an opinion of it?
Social Services worker: It's a process. No one person can come to a conclusion.
Cyberjack (1995)
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In the near future Nassim, terrorist leader, storms computer company headquarters. His aim is deadly computer virus that could bring him world domination. Nick, company janitor and ex-cop, will get in his way.
Keywords: computer, computer-virus, cyberpunk, independent-film, policewoman-killing, shot, uniform
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Death On The Internet...Who Will Control The Future ?
The Little Patriot (1995)
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Join in one boy's heroic adventure as he fights in the struggle for freedom on the American frontier. James Todd is a young boy growing up in the hostile American wilderness-a rugged and dangerous land also inhabited by the American Indians. His peaceful life is shattered when the treacherous British troops suddenly storm through the countryside in an attempt to crush the American Revolution. During the battle for freedom, James is ruthlessly captured and held prisoner in the enemy fort by the brutal Major Smythe. But his bravery seems without limits as an unlikely and legendary alliance is forged with the neighboring Indians in a bold and fearless rescue effort. It is a rugged and wondrous adventure which culminates as the fortress is infiltrated and James narrowly escapes to lead the spirited fight against the British Red Coats.
Keywords: 1770s, american-revolution, british, family-relationships, father-son-relationship, independent-film, kidnapping, mother-son-relationship, native-american, soldier
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A courageous man and his son in an unforgettable quest.
An adventure as big as one boy's courage.
Braveheart (1995)
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William Wallace is a Scottish rebel who leads an uprising against the cruel English ruler Edward the Longshanks, who wishes to inherit the crown of Scotland for himself. When he was a young boy, William Wallace's father and brother, along with many others, lost their lives trying to free Scotland. Once he loses another of his loved ones, William Wallace begins his long quest to make Scotland free once and for all, along with the assistance of Robert the Bruce.
Keywords: 1300s, 13th-century, 14th-century, adultery, ambush, archery, arranged-marriage, arrow-in-the-ass, axe-in-the-chest, bagpipes
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The courage to face fear
What kind of man would defy a king?
Every man dies, not every man really lives.
His passion captivated a woman. His courage inspired a nation. His heart defied a king.
He who fought, fought for freedom.
Quotes:
Young William: What are they doin'?::Argyle Wallace: Saying goodbye in their own way. Playing outlawed tunes on outlawed pipes.
Robert's Father: At last, you know what it means to hate. Now you're ready to be a king.::Robert the Bruce: My hate will die with you.
Princess Isabelle: The king desires peace.::William Wallace: Longshanks desires peace?::Princess Isabelle: He declares it to me, I swear it. He proposes that you withdraw your attack. In return he grants you title, estates, and this chest of gold which I am to pay to you personally.::William Wallace: A lordship and titles. Gold. That I should become Judas?::Princess Isabelle: Peace is made in such ways.::William Wallace: Slaves are made in such ways. The last time Longshanks spoke of peace I was a boy. And many Scottish nobles, who would not be slaves, were lured by him under a flag of truce to a barn, where he had them hanged. I was very young, but I remember Longshanks' notion of peace.
Robert the Bruce: Lands, titles, men, power, nothing.::Robert's Father: Nothing?::Robert the Bruce: I have nothing. Men fight for me because if they do not, I throw them off my land and I starve their wives and their children. Those men who bled the ground red at Falkirk, they fought for William Wallace, and he fights for something that I never had. And I took it from him, when I betrayed him. I saw it in his face on the battlefield and it's tearing me apart.::Robert's Father: All men betray. All lose heart.::Robert the Bruce: I don't wanna lose heart. I wanna believe as he does.
William Wallace: It's all for nothing if you don't have freedom.
William Wallace: Are you ready for a war?
Young William: I can fight.::Malcolm Wallace: I know. I know you can fight. But it's our wits that make us men.
Robert the Bruce: [Robert the Bruce is visiting his leper father] Father?::Robert's Father: Ah, come in. Come in.::Robert the Bruce: A rebellion has begun.::Robert's Father: [pause] Under whom?::Robert the Bruce: A commoner... named William Wallace.::Robert's Father: [another pause] You will embrace this rebellion. Support it from our lands in the north. I will gain English favor by condemning it and ordering opposed from our lands in the south. Sit down. Stay awhile.::Robert the Bruce: This Wallace... he doesn't even have a knighthood. But he *fights*, with *passion*, and he *inspires*.::Robert's Father: [laughing] And you wish to charge off and fight as he did, eh? [Robert nods slightly] So would I, eh? [he laughs again]::Robert the Bruce: Well, maybe it's time.::Robert's Father: [the elder man stops laughing] It is time... to *survive*. You're the seventeenth Robert Bruce. The sixteen before you passed you land and title because they *didn't* charge in. Call a meeting of the nobles.::Robert the Bruce: But, they do nothing but talk.::Robert's Father: Rightly so. They're as rich in English titles and lands as they are in Scottish, just as we are. You admire this man, this William Wallace. Uncompromising men are easy to admire. He has courage; so does a dog. But it is exactly the ability to *compromise* that makes a man noble. And understand this: Edward Longshanks is the most ruthless king ever to sit on the throne of England. And none of us, and nothing of Scotland will remain, unless *we* are as ruthless. Give ear to our nobles. Knowing their minds is the key to the throne.
Hamish: Personal escort of the princess.::William Wallace: Aye.::Hamish: Musta made an impression.::William Wallace: Aye.::Hamish: I didn't think you were in the tent that long.
William Wallace: There's a difference between us. You think the people of this country exist to provide you with position. I think your position exists to provide those people with freedom. And I go to make sure that they have it.
The Least of These (1995)
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Exposure (1995)
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Infidelity. Blackmail. Revenge. Meetings
Last Man Standing (1995)
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A gang of bank robbers, led by the ultra-violent Snake Underwood, pull off a daring mid-day heist that leaves dozens of burning police cars and scores of innocent victims in its wake. Heading the investigation into the gang is the equally violent detective Kurt Bellmore, along with his partner Doc Kane. Though the pair manage to apprehend Underwood fairly quickly, they then find themselves up against an even greater adversary: the corrupt cops who are on Underwood's payroll, and a revolving-door legal system that just doesn't care. If the two want to clear the streets of Snake and his gang, going by the book just isn't going to be enough.
Keywords: armored-truck, bank-robbery, bare-breasts, bent-cop, car-chase, chase-on-foot, cop, falling-into-pool, independent-film, police
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Hunted by both sides of the law.
We all have the right to remain silent.
Quotes:
Doc: Mon! Mom! You've put mushrooms in my cereal.
Doc: I like mushrooms, Mom. I don't like mushrooms in my cereal.
Mrs. Kane: You like mushrooms.
Mrs. Kane: Fine!
Seven Days to Kill (1994)
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North (1994)
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Eleven-year-old North has had it with his parents. They are always busy with their careers and don't give North the attention he needs, so he files a lawsuit against them. The judge rules that North should either find new parents or return to his own parents within two months. Thus north starts off on an hilarious journey around the world to find the parents that really care about him.
Keywords: airport, alaska, amish, baseball, based-on-novel, box-office-flop, child's-point-of-view, child-boss, child-protagonist, children
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North's hopping mad with his parents, and now he's off on a world wide adventure!
Ever wonder what your life would be like with different parents? A boy named North did.
A family comedy that appeals to the child in everyone.
Quotes:
North: Do I need a lawyer?::Winchell: North, this is America. Everybody needs a lawyer.
Waitress: One Coca Cola and [to Arthur] one Sex On The Beach.::Arthur Belt: Aren't I naughty.
North's Father: I saw some blood in my stool this morning.
Pa Tex: Well I reckon we'll wake up early and eat, then we'll dig for oil and eat, then we'll rope some doggies, bust a few broncs and maybe get a bite to eat. You like Tex Mex?::North: Sure, I'm a big fan of any food that straddles two borders.::Pa Tex: That's my boy.
North: What are you doing here?::Gabby: Well I finished all my chores, I thought I'd get a little shootin' in.::North: No I mean, have you ever been an Easter Bunny?::Gabby: Easter Bunny?::Pa Tex: Careful, Son, Gabby's killed men for less than that.::North: Oh, sorry.::Gabby: No harm done.
North: How can Labor Day be next week? I just got here.::Sleigh Driver: You walked from your house to the ice flows right? It's a ten week walk, even with the wind at your back.::North: No wonder we stopped for lunch 49 times.::Sleigh Driver: It's that six months of daylight thing. It throws everybody off. I myself only showered 12 times during the '70s.
Pa Tex: Remember before when I told you that everything I own is the biggest and the best? Well you're already the best. Now there's nothing left but to make you the biggest.::Ma Tex: And don't fret about not being able to clean up your plate. Why soon your stomach will stretch and stretch and your capacity for food will grow and grow.::North: You say that like that's a good thing to have happen to your stomach.::Pa Tex: It is.::North: Why?::Ma Tex: Then you'll be like Buck.::North: Who?::Pa Tex: Our first son. The biggest boy this big state's ever seen. Why he could eat more in one day than anyone else could eat in a whole month.::Ma Tex: That's why Buck hated February.
North: Where the hell are my parents?::Winchell: North, did you say the word 'hell'? My, the summer's really broadened you.::North: Winchell, I've got exactly 10 minutes to find my parents and if you don't tell me where they are, I'll show you how the summer's broadened me you little asshole!
North: How does that get me into a good college?::Governor Ho: Well since we don't use the letters B, C, D and F, you're pretty much guaranteed to get straight A's.
Arthur Belt: This is working out bigger than we thought.::Winchell: Bigger than *you* thought. That's why you're only gonna be president.
The Ascent (1994)
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Someone Special (1994)
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The Golden Girl: Part One (1993)
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Firehawk (1993)
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During a daring mission in Vietnam, a helicoptor squadron is downed. While the soldiers try to escape capture by the Viet Cong, clues that the copter was sabotaged lead to brutal infighting, as they search for the traitor among them.
Keywords: b-movie, cult-director, cult-film, independent-film, military, one-word-title, prisoner-of-war, soldier, squadron, traitor
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Touch Me (1993)
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Bloodfist III: Forced to Fight (1992)
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Don Wilson returns to the screen as a man unjustly accused of a brutal crime. Within the prison he must fight for survival, freedom and justice.
Keywords: action-hero, b-movie, bare-chested-male, bare-chested-male-bondage, beating, beefcake-martial-arts, black-belt, blood, blood-spatter, chase
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[explaining why he was sent to prison]::Jimmy Boland: They didn't like the color of my skin.
Wheelhead: I got leadership qualities and I look like a towel head.
Samuel Stark: I never met a nigger, Clint - I don't know what a nigger looks like
Samuel Stark: Let the Brother Supreme show us all how it's done.
Samuel Stark: You're so involved with your own hate, you'd rather die than see it go.
To Protect and Serve (1992)
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Captain Malouf: Your father cried like an old woman, you know, right before I put the bullet in his head.
Sauna (1992)
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The Assassinator (1992)
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Ubiystvo v Sunshine Menor (1992)
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Braindead (1992)
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Lionel, a Mama's boy has the unwanted honor of having to look after his overbearingly evil mother. He ends up falling in love with a local woman who believes that they're destined together. In a moment of intentional sabotage of one of their dates, his mother is bitten by a mysterious creature that ends up zombifying her. It's only a matter of time before she rises from the dead a powerful, bloodthirsty zombie. It's only a matter of time before she starts infecting residents of the town and Lionel has to stop her...and them.
Keywords: 1950s, absurd-violence, alternate-version, animal-killing, anti-hero, arm-ripped-off, attempted-rape, back-from-the-dead, beaten-to-death, black-comedy
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Some things won't stay down... even after they die.
There's something nasty in Lionel's cellar - His family!
You'll laugh yourself sick!
Prepare for complete mental shutdown...
The rot has set in....
Quotes:
Uncle Les: Ahhh, so you found your father's old stag movies, didn't ya?
Mr. Matheson: What we need is another war!
Lionel Cosgrove: That's my mother you're pissing on.
Father McGruder: Stand back boy! This calls for divine intervention!
Paquita Maria Sanchez: Your mother ate my dog!::Lionel Cosgrove: Not all of it.
Lionel Cosgrove: They're not dead exactly, they're just... sort of rotting.
Father McGruder: I kick ass for the Lord!
Lionel Cosgrove: [about to charge at the zombies with a hoisted law mower] Party's over!
Uncle Les: Is that the one with the donkey and the chambermaid?
Undertaker: [as Vera's eyes pop out and green slime sprays out] Cranial blowout!
Buck ai confini del cielo (1991)
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Trapper Wintrop lives in a lonesome hut in the mountains, together with his father, son Tim, his wolf dog Buck and the dumb scout Matt. When a gang of villains robs and kills grandpa in their absence, they further on are determined to hunt them down. Shortly after they arrive the last minute to save Corinne from the very same gang. However her father dies, so they offer the young woman to live with them.
Keywords: chase, sequel
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The Big Steal (1990)
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Danny wants two things in life more than anything else, one is a Jaguar and the other is Joanna Johnson. After Danny's parents give him their beloved Nissan Cedric, Danny works up the courage to ask Joanna out on a date.... One problem! He tells her that he owns a Jaguar, and to prove otherwise, he trades in the Cedric for an early model Jag. At the car yard he is conned into believing he is getting the deal of the century by the salesman, Gordon "Farkas".
Keywords: australia, independent-film
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Desmond Clark: Happy birthday, son.::Danny Clark: That's awesome.
Joanna Johnson: Why would I want to go out with him?
Danny Clark: I'll pick you up in my new car.::Joanna Johnson: I'm not really into cars.::Danny Clark: It's a Jaguar.
Danny Clark: I told her I got a Jaguar. It was in the heat of the moment.
Joanna Johnson: [to Danny] But I'll still go out with you.
Desmond Johnson: [to Danny] And don't you try touching her breasts.
Edith Clark: I think our Daniel is a very fine young man.::Desmond Johnson: He should be locked up.
Joanna Johnson: Dad is gonna kill you.::Danny Clark: Yeah, I know.
Gordon Farkas: Geoff Mullens' the boss, but I'm better lookin'
Lincoln (1988)
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Abraham Lincoln: There is nothing more like eternity than a train ride of eleven days, unless it's two people and a ham.
Congressman Elihu Washburne: Oh, I'm sure he's split a rail or two in his youth, but he's been a lawyer and a politician ever since. Don't underestimate him
Office seeker #1: Mr. Lincoln, I'm a life-long republican from Duchess County.::Abraham Lincoln: Life long? But our party is only six years old!::Office seeker #1: That's right, life long!
Mary Lincoln: I made my choice on many things when I choose Mr. Lincoln.
Col. Elmer Ellsworth: Real war is not for boys, Tad, not that this is going to be a real war.
Abraham Lincoln: To run away when someone is shooting guns at you is a sensible reaction, I think it would be my own.::Abraham Lincoln: Faced with a battery of guns, I might find myself some nice tree to rest behind.
Abraham Lincoln: Do you know what this is, Brother Washburne?::Congressman Elihu Washburne: The Army of the Potomac.::Abraham Lincoln: No, it is General MacClellen's bodyguard!
Robert Lincoln: I know politicians, they don't care how grotesque they are, as long as everyone notices them, like the freaks in Mr. Barnum's Museum.
Abraham Lincoln: [about Edward Everett's speech] My God! The man will speak for three hours before I even get to my feet, so I have prepared a short, short speech. [Gettysburg Address]
Abraham Lincoln: Molly, if there was any danger to an officer on a generals staff at all, they'd call off the war.
Terminal Entry (1988)
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The USA are attacked by a large group of well organized terrorists who communicate through a computer network via satellite. A bunch of highschool kids has hacked the password and gained access. They believe it's a game and unknowingly cause terror acts all over the country. An anti-terror force fights against the terrorists.
Keywords: computer, computer-cracker, female-nudity, independent-film, shower, terrorism
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Pack of Lies (1987)
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It's Alive III: Island of the Alive (1987)
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The mutant babies have been placed by court order on a deserted island. Appalled by the cycnicism and exploitation of the children by the legal system and the media, the man responsible for them leads an expedition to the island to free them.
Keywords: accelerated-growth, apostrophe-in-title, arm-ripped-off, attorney, b-movie, baby, baby-creature, baby-delivery, banishment, blood
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Taglines:
They do something worse than kill. They multiply.
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Stephen Jarvis: You know, you're very beautiful. Maybe it's the environment, but you turn me on. And I could turn you on, too. You've seen my kid, haven't you? That's just a glimpse of the animal in me.
The Pick-up Artist (1987)
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The Pick-Up Artist... has finally met his match.
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Jack Jericho: Did anyone ever tell you that you have the face of a Botticelli and the body of a Degas?
Jack Jericho: Did anyone ever tell you you're too good to be true?::Randy Jensen: No only that I'm too truthful to be good.
Flash Jensen: You know something? I can't do this anymore. [Referring to his alcoholism, as he dumps out his drink]
Erotas sti skia tou fovou (1987)
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Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise (1987)
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Get out your white socks! This time our suave college heroes hit the road for fun and fraternity in Florida. Another opportunity for brains to triumph over brawn. How can the girls possibly resist their geeky charms?
Keywords: boat, boy-with-glasses, convertible, cult-film, defector, discrimination, false-identification, farce, female-nudity, fitting-in
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"They're Back!"
The Nerds are Back... and They're Taking a Trip to Paradise!
Quotes:
Booger: Excuse me, miss. I just want you to know that I don't intend to sleep with another woman until I'm back here in your arms with my head resting between your creamy thighs.::[Woman slaps Booger hard]::Woman: JERK!
Snotty: To truly hock a loogie, one must not retrieve the phlegm from the throat, but from the soul.
[Gilbert is warning Lewis not to trusts the Alpha Beta's invitation]::Lewis Scolnick: What do you think, Gilbert? That I'm some kind of weenie who can't take care of himself. I'll tell you something, man, I'm not that kind of weenie.
Arnold Poindexter: So what you're saying essentially is, is that along with infinite space which extends beyond perpetual bigness there's also infinite smallness?::Harold Wormser: [nods head in agreement]::Arnold Poindexter: How?::Harold Wormser: Easy. Take an asymptotic line and extend it outward.::Arnold Poindexter: Oh.::Stewart: Right, right, right. So perpetual bigness exists simultaneously with perpetual smallness. What was I thinking?::Ogre: What if uh C-A-T really spelled dog?::Arnold Poindexter: Wow.::Harold Wormser: God.::Stewart: Yeah.::Arnold Poindexter: That's heavy Ogre. Dog.
Lamar: [showing ticket to flight attendant] We're V.I.P.s::Stewardess: [directing] Right over there.::Booger: Very Immense Penises.::[Flight Attendant slaps Booger]
Mr. Scolnick: You've really got the pedal to the metal, don't you, son?::Lewis Scolnick: Yeah, I do, Dad. I've got the cruise control locked in at 35.::Mr. Scolnick: Tell you what. Kick it up to 37. Let's live dangerously.::Lewis Scolnick: [shocked] Dad!
[the Tri-Lambs have been arrested]::Harold Wormser: Hey, wait! I'm only 15. I'm just a kid!::Policemen: [showing Wormser his fake ID] That's not what it says here, Senator Wormser!
Stewart: Whoa! [coconut falls and hits Tiny on the head]::Sunny Carstairs: Are you okay, sir?::Tiny: I'm fine. Is my hair okay?
Harold Wormser: What do you think they are going to do?::Lamar: I don't know. I think they're going to sacrifice a virgin.::Booger: I hope not. A virgin's a terrible thing to waste.
Roger: [admitting that he framed the Tri-Lambs] OK. Maybe I did. What are you gonna do about it, Skolnick? You gonna make a little speech? It's not gonna do any good. Wanna know why? Because I'm strong and you're weak. Because I'm the type of guy that everybody here wants to be like, and you are pathetic. That's the way it is. That's the way it's always gonna be, and there's nothing you or your pencil-neck geek friends can do or say about it. Comprende, dickhead?::Lewis Scolnick: You're right, Rog. There's nothing I can say about it. [his friends are stunned] But there's something I've got to do about it! [he punches Roger in the face, sending him into the pool]
For Services Rendered (1984)
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Meet Tasti, She Never Says Never!
Pop Pirates (1984)
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Adventure film, with original reggae/ska music. The Pirates, a schoolboy pop group, enter a major talent contest, things are going well but unbeknown to the others, lead singer Paul is heavily involved with his Uncle's video piracy scam.Plenty of drama,like kidnapping,culminating in a punch-up on a speed boat.
Keywords: independent-film
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Baby It's You (1983)
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In 1966 New Jersey, Jill Rosen, a frustrated high schooler, is intrigued by an enigmatic new student known only as the Sheik. Sheik is an Italian whose primary interests are his car, Frank Sinatra, and Jill. At first she is taken aback by his forwardness, but they soon develop a relationship, much to the chagrin of their parents. Sheik gets expelled from school, and Jill is accepted at an all-girls college. After a fight, Sheik goes to Florida to work in a club lip-synching Sinatra songs. Sheik becomes dissatisfied with his Florida lifestyle and goes back to New Jersey to try to win Jill over.
Keywords: 1960s, adolescence, adolescent, adolescent-romance, beach, class-differences, college, coming-of-age, convertible, cross-cultural-relationship
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There's the first one. There's the right one. And there's the one you never forget.
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Albert 'Sheik' Capadilupo: When we were in high school...::Jill Rosen: [shouts] We're not in high school any more.
Hot Money (1983)
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Burt, a clever ex-con, has changed his identity and has managed to land a job as a deputy in small town in upstate New York. On the 4th of July, while the drunken Sheriff Paisley is busy with the local parade and festivities, Burt quietly steals a million dollars in cash from the cellar safe in the local rich old widow's house. Unsuspected, Burt makes plans to live the rest of his life in the lap of luxury in a far off place with his attractive girlfriend, local hash house waitress Jeanette. But when a crisis of conscience hits him like a wave of ice cold water, he starts to think twice about his dastardly deed, and how that purloining of the old lady's money is wrongly affecting his friends as well as innocent locals. But will Burt do the right thing?
Keywords: cellar, deputy, drunkard, ex-con, fourth-of-july, get-rich-quick, independent-film, money, sheriff, theft
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You gotta be cool when the money's this hot.
One Cooks, the Other Doesn't (1983)
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L'adieu aux as (1982)
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Taps (1981)
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An announcement that the venerable Bunker Hill Military Academy, a 141 year old institute, is to be torn down and replaced with condos sets off the young cadets led by their stodgy commander. Under the command of a student cadet major, the cadets seize the campus, refuse entry of the construction crews and ultimately confront the real military.
Keywords: accidental-death, bare-chested-male, based-on-novel, battle, burned-body, cannon, car-trouble, child-as-adult, children, combat
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This school is our home, we think it's worth defending.
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Brian Moreland: Honor doesn't count for shit when you're looking at a dead little boy.
Brian Moreland: Sir, how could they do this?::General Harlan Bache: With the stroke of a pen, sir. Their field of honor was a desktop.
General Harlan Bache: Was I scared! I must have lost fifty pounds, all of it brown.
Alex Dwyer: What the hell were you doing back there?::David Shawn: At least I had your ass over the grinder and it's okay enough to thank me, shithead!::Brian Moreland: Hut! What's the problem?::Alex Dwyer: The problem is that this asshole just shot the town!
David Shawn: Hey, Brian, Dungeons and Dragons game tonight?::Brian Moreland: Nah, not tonight, Shawn.::Alex Dwyer: Nice of you to ask.::David Shawn: [gives Dwyer the finger]::Alex Dwyer: Have a good day.
David Shawn: Brian, Dungeons and Dragons game tonight?::Brian Moreland: Can't.::[David flips Alex the finger]::Alex Dwyer: Have a good day.
[Firing machine gun]::David Shawn: It's beautiful, man!
[the cadets have taken over the academy]::Master Sergeant Kevin Moreland: Let me tell 'em it was growing pains - the wrong execution of the right idea.::Brian Moreland: "The wrong execution of the right idea"?
Colonel Kerby: You're not a soldier! I'm a soldier, with the career goal of all soldiers - staying alive in situations where it ain't all that easy to do! You're a death-lover. Some sorry son of a bitch has got you convinced that dying for a cause is oh, so romantic. Well, that's the worst kind of all the kinds of bullshit there is!
David Shawn: [about firing his assault rifle at the townies and cops, to facilitate their escape] I saw my duty, and I did it.
The Acorn People (1981)
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A Perfect Match (1980)
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The Class of Miss MacMichael (1979)
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In the tradition of classic classroom dramas such as "To Sir, With Love," comes the story of dedicated teacher Conor MacMichael (Glenda Jackson), who tries to reach out and give to her pupils, juvenile delinquents, at a London alternative school.
Keywords: based-on-novel, black-teacher, castration, dark-comedy, headmaster, independent-film, male-rear-nudity, marijuana, mental-disorder, mentally-disabled
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Taglines:
Makes Kotter and His Sweathogs Look Like a Kindergarten
At Selkirk School, survival is the hardest lesson.
Like Normal People (1979)
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Virginia Rae Hensler: WahJah!
Robert Meyers Jr.: Mom, Dad. All my life I've wanted to be a writer. This meeting is for me, it's about *me*. Not once have you ever talked about finding me an agent.::Robert Meyers: You're normal, you don't need our help...::Robert Meyers Jr.: [astonished and angry] Whatever gave you that idea?
Roger Meyers: Ginny!::Virginia Rae Hensler: No babies Roger, they say we will eat them.
To Kill a Cop (1978)
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The Thirty Nine Steps (1978)
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The year is 1914 and Richard Hannay, Mining Engineer who is visiting Britain for a short time before returning to South Africa, is shocked when one of his neighbours, Colonel Scudder, bursts into his rooms one night and tells him a story that Prussian 'sleeper' agents are planning to pre-start World War I by murdering a visiting foreign minister. However, Scudder is murdered and Hannay is framed for the death by the 'sleepers'. Fleeing to Scotland Hannay attempts to clear his name and to stop the agents with the aid of Alex Mackenzie but not only is he is chased by Chief Supt Lomas for Scudder's death but by the agents who is headed by Appleton who has managed to hide himself in a high-placed position in the British Government...
Keywords: 1900s, assassination, based-on-novel, big-ben-london, boat, bound-and-gagged, conspiracy, disguise, espionage, false-accusation
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Taglines:
Every second counts in the adventure of a lifetime!
A game of terror begins. The only clues... Are the victims.
A Woman Called Moses (1978)
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Outrageous! (1977)
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Robin Turner is a gay hairdresser. He hates his job. He loves old movies and will do his customers' hair in the style of an iconic movie star if they'll let him, and even if they don't. At his apartment, he is harboring his medically diagnosed schizophrenic friend, Liza Connors, who can no longer stand being institutionalized. After Liza convinces Robin to attend a drag ball dressed as 'Tallulah Bankhead' (qv), Robin begins to feel liberated. On Liza's further urging, Robin accepts a local club's offer to work as a female impersonator, he doing his own singing unlike most drag queens. As he progresses with his female impersonation work to great aplomb, he takes a shot at making it big in New York City. The money will have to come in since despite medical warnings to her not to do it, Liza has become pregnant (not Robin's baby), she deciding to have and keep the baby.
Keywords: apartment, canada, canadian, caught-having-sex, christmas-decorations, cross-dressing, drag-queen, exclamation-point-in-title, gay, gay-hairdresser
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Liza Connors: We sleep in different worlds.
Robin Turner: There are three important things in life: sex, movies, and my career. You should think almost entirely about them and never about yourself.
Liza Connors: Liza's brain runs round and round; Liza's head is full of sounds. Liza's the one born dead; Liza's the one without any head.
Robin Turner: Some days I think: "Robin Turner, this is your life, for the next fourty years. No dazzle."::Liza Connors: So quit and do something dazzling.
Liza Connors: I'm dead inside.::Robin Turner: You're not dead. You're alive and sick and living in New York like eight million other people.
The Godfather and the Lady (1975)
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The Morning After (1974)
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O Lucky Man! (1973)
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This sprawling, surrealist musical serves as an allegory for the pitfalls of capitalism, as it follows the adventures of a young coffee salesman in Europe. Many actors play multiple roles, giving the film a stagy tone.
Keywords: actor-playing-multiple-roles, adultery, allegory, ambition, apple, assault, audition, balloon, barrel, based-on-novel
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Taglines:
Smile while you're makin' it. Laugh while you're takin' it. Even though you're fakin' it. Nobody's gonna know...
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Gloria Rowe: The future is in your hands, Mr. Travis. Take it... now!
Crowd: [referring to an on-stage sex-act performance] Chocolate sandwich! Chocolate sandwich! Chocolate sandwich! Chocolate sandwich!
Monty: Beware of Mrs. Ball's treacle tart. There is many-a-fly that got stuck in that!
Film director: Smile!::Michael Arnold Travis: For what? There's nothing to smile about!::Film director: You don't have to have a reason. Just do it.::Michael Arnold Travis: But there's nothing to smile about.
Michael Arnold Travis: Would you like some soup, sir?::Homeless person: No thanks, son. I don't take solids.
Monty: Try not to die like a dog.
Michael Arnold Travis: Yes, but what's gonna happen to me? Will I come out the same as I went in?::Professor Millar: Not the same: better.
Professor Millar: Now, I would just like you to sign this release form.::Michael Arnold Travis: [reads from the form] "I hereby consent to lease the Millar Research Clinic all physical experimental rights in my body for one week for the sum of £100." Well, I'd like to help Professor Millar, but £150 is definitely my minimum price.::Professor Millar: Definitely? A figure like that is just beyond us.::Michael Arnold Travis: One hundred and fifty pounds... and I'm not going to argue about it.::Professor Millar: A hundred and thirty.::Michael Arnold Travis: A hundred and forty-five.::Professor Millar: A hundred and thirty-five.::Michael Arnold Travis: A hundred and forty.::Professor Millar: Done! Sign by the cross.
Professor Millar: What do you think is the most successful animal that's ever lived on this earth?::Michael Arnold Travis: The ant?::Professor Millar: The dinosaur. Uh, do you realize that the dinosaurs dominated this globe for 140 million years before they became extinct? Modern Man has been on this planet for only a fraction of just over 40,000 years and yet already he faces extinction. In fact, the species will be lucky to survive beyond the year 2010. Mankind has only one hope: science. Technology is a survival kit of the human race. Even the politicians realize this. What they don't, or won't realize is, that the technical solutions are already entirely within our power. The entire population of India could be rehoused on the moon within ten years. It's only a matter of learning to live in a new way.
Michael Arnold Travis: [graffiti] Revolution is the opium of the intellectuals.
Dr. Phibes Rises Again (1972)
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The moon rises at a predestined angle and awakens the sleeping Dr. Phibes three years later. To his dismay, he finds his house has been demolished and his papyrus scrolls stolen, the scrolls he needs to find the Pharoah's Tomb in Egypt, where the River of Life flows. After identifying the source of the papyrus theft, he packs and leaves for Egypt with his assistant Vulnavia, still intent upon awakening his dead wife Victoria. The parties responsible for the theft of Phibes' scrolls suffer an attrition problem as Inspector Trout chases him across the world.
Keywords: acid, afterlife, aging, anti-hero, bach's-toccata-and-fugue, back-from-the-dead, bagpipes, bird, black-comedy, character-name-in-title
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Flesh crawls! Blood curdles! Phibes lives!
They Haven't Built The COFFIN That Can Hold HIM!
The Sting's in the tale! Another horrendous story from the merchant of menace
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Trout: But no one's ever gotten the better of Phibes, sir. To our uncertain knowledge he's already killed fifteen men. You can't hope to win!
Dr. Anton Phibes: Go, Vulnavia. Your work is complete, come and join us on the other side.
[last lines]::Phibes: [singing] Somewhere over the rainbow, blue birds fly / Birds fly over the rainbow, why, oh, why can't I?
Biederbeck: What kind of fiend are you?::Phibes: The kind that wins, my friend.
Dr. Phibes: I am protecting you, Victoria, from those who would discover us. I shall eliminate them all, one by one, my love. Yes, even Beiderbeck himself, if need be.
Biederbeck: I gave specific orders that no expeditions were to occur without my leadership.::Baker: Is this your mountain, sir?::Biederbeck: I regard it as such.::Baker: Are we to take that literally, sir?::Biederbeck: You can take it any way you see fit.
Trout: Every time we build a better mousetrap, sir, Phibes just builds a better mouse.
Dr. Phibes: Dear girl, man the machine.
Dr. Phibes: The devil take me? Not for some considerable time, I trust.
Dr. Phibes: I too have searched, Beiderbeck, but not for myself. For my Victoria. I offer you the same goal, the life of your beloved. But hurry. When the bough breaks, my friend...::Biederbeck: It could be a trick. Why should I trust you of all people?::Dr. Phibes: Not me. The ancient artisans who built these chambers. When the gates are unlocked, the water from Diana's pool will drain out and she will be free. Save her! Don't be a fool. Soon it will be too late.::Biederbeck: For whom?::Dr. Phibes: For us all, especially Diana. Every second brings her closer to a terrible death. Can you pay that price, Beiderbeck? The key!::Biederbeck: The devil take you, Phibes.
Terror in the Sky (1971)
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On a transcontinental flight, the flight crew suffer from food poisioning and become incapacitated. To save the aircraft, the cabin crew locate a passenger with flying experience. He is coached by an experienced pilot on the ground.
Keywords: airplane-accident, aviation, based-on-novel, based-on-tv-movie, food-poisoning, remake
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Some Will, Some Won't (1970)
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Kab? Kyoon? Aur Kahan? (1970)
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Dharmendra plays a suave CID Officer who romances Babita on board a ship and slowly we get to the plot which involves Babita's dad who dies under mysterious circumstances leaving behind a huge " property" and an evil looking uncle Pran who is after it and her.. Nothing is as it seems as the sinister plot unfolds and our innocent heroine is under threat of losing her sanity and perhaps her life.. Unless of course the hero manages to unravel the plot and save them all..It involves the mystery of dead body in a coffin and things that go bump in the night...
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Cauliflower Cupids (1970)
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Ich, ein Groupie (1970)
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A beautiful blonde hooks up with a rock star, and after a night of sex and drugs, he leaves. She, though, has fallen madly in love with him, and sets out with her girlfriend across Europe to track him down. On the way, however, she gets mixed up with everyone from a gang of nasty bikers to a ring of devil worshipers.
Keywords: customs-officer, drug-smuggling, drugs, exploitation, female-nudity, groupie, hippie, lesbian, lesbianism, morality
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She Was Curious. She Was Eager. She Couldn't Find Any Satisfaction.
36 ore all'inferno (1969)
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Made in Italy (1965)
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A group of Italians take a flight to Sweden - but among them there are the tourists, and the immigrants. Two bourgeois couples choose a typical Italian restaurant by its name, 'La Trattoria', and are disgusted by the poor service and its untidiness. An elegant lady in her splendid Ferrari is accosted by an Italian and imagines a flirt, but he's all eyes - for the car. An Italian wife finds the husband in bed with another woman, but he is so good with his explanation that she ends up believing it was all her fault for not being enough time with him...
Keywords: episodic, ferrari, italian-immigrant, italian-restaurant, sketches, sweden, unfaithful-husband
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Everything is Made in Italy . . . Love, Babies, Jokes, Trouble . . . and Outstanding Movies like this one!
Der heimliche Teilhaber (1965)
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Unter Geiern (1964)
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Old Surehand and Winnetou investigate the murders of a mother and daughter. The surviving husband believes that his wife and daughter were murdered by Indians, but Old Surehand suspects that it is the work of a gang of robbers and bandits known as The Vultures, who disguise themselves as Indians while committing their crimes.
Keywords: animal-in-title, apache, based-on-novel, bird-in-title, equestrian, horse, local-blockbuster, native-american, spaghetti-western
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Unter Geiern (1964)
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Old Surehand and Winnetou investigate the murders of a mother and daughter. The surviving husband believes that his wife and daughter were murdered by Indians, but Old Surehand suspects that it is the work of a gang of robbers and bandits known as The Vultures, who disguise themselves as Indians while committing their crimes.
Keywords: animal-in-title, apache, based-on-novel, bird-in-title, equestrian, horse, local-blockbuster, native-american, spaghetti-western
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The Mind Benders (1963)
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A British scientist is discovered to have been passing information to the Communists, then kills himself. Another scientist decides that they might have brainwashed him by a sensory deprivation technique, but he doesn't know if someone really can be convinced to act against their strongest feelings. So he agrees to be the subject in an experiment in which others will try to make him stop loving his wife.
Keywords: brainwashing, experiment, psychology, sensory-deprivation, spy
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PERVERTED... SOULESS! The Most Dangerous And Different Motion Picture Ever Brought To The Screen!
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Annabella: And I have every limb and organ that a girl should have, except one. I no longer have a shoulder to weep on. A Polish gentleman wore it away with his tears.
Masters of Venus (1962)
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The Fourth Square (1961)
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Joy Ride (1958)
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Paul and three other punks, Arnie, Vince and Dirk, are admiring a parked sports car and intending to take it for a joy ride, when they are surprised by its owner, Miles who orders them away and is met with a barrage of filthy names. A few nights later they break into Miles' garage and he catches them and threatens to call the police. Paul tells him they want the car for a ride and they will have it sooner or later. The young hoods then launch a campaign of terror against Miles and his wife. Paul realizes he has more pleasure in frightening Miles than in trying to get the car, and one day they force their way into the Miles home and brutally attack Mrs. Miles after she refuses to produce the car keys. Now thinking that Miles is in his power, Paul meets him to take delivery of the car. When Paul steps into the car, Miles pulls a gun and orders him to drive out of town at a breakneck speed. The more frightened Paul becomes, the more dangerously Miles makes him drive, until finally, in tears, Paul begs to be allowed to stop his "joy ride." Miles directs him to pull up in front of the police station and Paul's arrest is followed by that of the other three boys.
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Step by step . . . THE TERROR! Thrill by thrill . . . THE THING!* [Australia]
The HOT CARS! The COOL PARTIES! The EASY DAMES!
All the Pent-Up Fury of a Generation Gone Wild!
Charley Moon (1956)
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Monsieur Ripois (1954)
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From the Louis Hemon novel "M. Ripois and His Nemesis" about Andre Ripois, a philanderer in pursuit of love and riches from Paris to London. Andre is breaking up with his wife, Catherine, over his attentions to her best friend Patricia. While Catherine is out arranging the divorce, Andre, just to keep in practice, hits on the girl upstairs, Diana and then turns his attention back to Patricia, who he tricks into having dinner at his flat on the pretext that Catherine will be there. When he cannot make any progress with her via his usual tactics, he tries to arouse her pity be telling her of his past. In his early, impoverished days in London, he made love to his boss Anne but her dreadful cooking drove him away. Next came Norah who he picked up on a bus and took to his flat and told her about his make-believe inheritance, but she insisted on marriage first, which was not in his plans. Marcelle, a French woman living in Soho, put him on his feet with money, and he repaid her by stealing fifty pounds and running off. He met the wealthy Catherine at his flat where she came to be tutored in French lessons, and ended up marrying him. But, even at his wedding, he had eyes only for Patricia and, he tells her she is his one true love.
Keywords: 1950s, based-on-novel, best-friend, boarding-house, bus, ceremony, character-name-in-title, cheating-husband, cook, deceit
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His One Talent Was Loving...Every Woman Who Passed His Way! (original USA poster)
A French Rake's Progress Among English Women! (originalUSA poster)
Little Egypt (1951)
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THE SHAPE THAT SHOOK THE WORLD! (original print ad - all caps)
Laughter in Paradise (1951)
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Famed practical joker Henry Russell leaves 50,000 pounds to each of his four surviving relatives. But his will has one last joke - they each have to undertake a task completely out of character within a month. As each sets out on their objective they find that quite apart from the promised riches, they are unexpectedly getting a lot out of the challenge. All except caddish Simon Russell, that is.
Keywords: inheritance, inheritance-challenge, millionaire
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Simon Russell: [Looking at the photo of Elizabeth in Deniston's wallet as they share a drink at the bar] What on earth's that?::Deniston Russell: That - is Elizabeth.::Simon Russell: You're dead right, old boy, not my cup of tea at all.::Deniston Russell: I should hope not. Look I must telephone her now.::Simon Russell: The box is over there.::Deniston Russell: Thank you. With all this on my mind I just cannot face her tonight.::Simon Russell: Couldn't face her any night.
Call Me Mister (1951)
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G.I. Sergeant Shep Dooley, former stage star awaiting discharge in postwar Tokyo, meets his estranged love Kay when she arrives to entertain the troops. Shep, who hasn't exactly lost his former irresponsibility, does his best to court Kay anew...but she has no lack of other admirers as she labors to put on a soldier show.
Keywords: army-life, japan
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County Fair (1950)
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Family Honeymoon (1948)
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Grant Jordan, bachelor botany professor, marries Katie, a widow with three kids, despite the machinations of Grant's former girlfriend Minna. But on the wedding day, Aunt Jo, who was to babysit, breaks a leg; so the kids come along on the honeymoon. After misadventures en route, they make it to the Grand Canyon, only to find Minna there, still scheming.
Keywords: based-on-novel, brat, children, falling-down-stairs, family-relationships, farmer, grand-canyon, honeymoon, hotel, husband-wife-relationship
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The Noose Hangs High (1948)
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Abbott and Costello are two window washers who are mistaken by Nick Craig, a bookie, as the messengers he sent for to pick up $50,000. Now the person he sent them to sent two of his men to get the money back but they found out about it. So they try to mail to Craig but a mix up has the money sent somewhere else and the woman who got it spent it. Now Craig needs the money to pay off one of his clients. Now unless they pay him back...
Keywords: billiards, bookie, crosley-automobile, envelope-full-of-money, gambling-debt, messenger, remake, secretary, window-washer
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BUD ABBOTT LOU COSTELLO in the CHOKE of the Century!
Dead Reckoning (1947)
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Rip Murdock and Johnny Darke are en route to Washington when Johnny disappears and then turns up dead. Rip learns that Johnny had been accused of murder and sets out to find out what he can. He falls in love with Coral whose husband Johnny is supposed to have killed.
Keywords: bartender, black-american-maid, casino, chanteuse, church, cigarette-smoking, confession, dead-body-in-room, double-cross, drugged-drink
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He Doesn't Trust Anyone . . . especially Women !
"I forgot to tell you...I don't trust anybody...especially women!" (original poster)
"You can't push me around!" (original poster)
"What does a girl have to do ... turn inside out ... to make you see?"
There never was a Bogart like this... and here's the reason...
Humphrey Bogart is out with a new woman...
There's no compromise here
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Captain Warren 'Rip' Murdock: Johnny, why don't you get rid of the grief you got for that blonde, whoever she is? Every mile we go, you sweat worse with the same pain. Didn't I tell you all females are the same with their faces washed?
Coral 'Dusty' Chandler: Martinelli won't ever give up the gun. And this time you might get killed.::Captain Warren 'Rip' Murdock: That would be awful. Wouldn't it?
Captain Warren 'Rip' Murdock: [after stealing a phone booth from a pretty, young girl] Oh sorry, gorgeous. I didn't see what you look like. I'd let you have it, only it's long distance.
Captain Warren 'Rip' Murdock: You know, the trouble with women is they ask too many questions. They should spend all their time just being beautiful.::Coral 'Dusty' Chandler: And let the men do the worrying.::Captain Warren 'Rip' Murdock: Yeah. You know, I've been thinking: women ought to come capsule-sized, about four inches high. When a man goes out of an evening, he just puts her in his pocket and takes her along with him, and that way he knows exactly where she is. He gets to his favorite restaurant, he puts her on the table and lets her run around among the coffee cups while he swaps a few lies with his pals...::Coral 'Dusty' Chandler: Why...::Captain Warren 'Rip' Murdock: Without danger of interruption. And when it comes that time of the evening when he wants her full-sized and beautiful, he just waves his hand and there she is, full-sized.::Coral 'Dusty' Chandler: Why, that's the most conceited statement I've ever heard.::Captain Warren 'Rip' Murdock: But if she starts to interrupt, he just shrinks her back to pocket-size and puts her away.::Coral 'Dusty' Chandler: I understand. What you're saying is: women are made to be loved.::Captain Warren 'Rip' Murdock: Is THAT what I'm saying?::Coral 'Dusty' Chandler: Yes, it's a confession. A woman may drive you out of your mind, but you wouldn't trust her, and because you couldn't put her in your pocket, you get all mixed up.
Captain Warren 'Rip' Murdock: I'm the brass-knuckles-in-the-teeth-to-dance-time type.
Coral 'Dusty' Chandler: Oh, it's a blue, sick world, Rip.
Captain Warren 'Rip' Murdock: You know, you do awful good. I came here to - but go ahead. Put Christmas in your eyes and keep your voice low. Tell me about paradise and all the things I'm missing. I haven't had a good laugh since before Johnny was murdered.
Captain Warren 'Rip' Murdock: Say, when you get on again as a professor at some college, and I'm back running my cabs in St. Louis, send me up a problem in algebra once in a while, will you?::Sergeant Johnny Drake: Blonde or brunette?::Captain Warren 'Rip' Murdock: Redhead in a sloppy joe sweater.::Sergeant Johnny Drake: I think you're a great guy, too, Rip, if that's what this conversation's about. Even in the U.S.A., this world.
Photographer: Captain Murdock?::Captain Warren 'Rip' Murdock: On the hoof, son.::Photographer: The camera boys'd like to get a couple of shots of you and Sergeant Drake. Could you come out on the platform? You only stop here for five minutes.::Captain Warren 'Rip' Murdock: This is the City of Brotherly Love?::Photographer: That's what New Yorkers call it. They don't live here.::Captain Warren 'Rip' Murdock: I'm all for love, son.
Captain Warren 'Rip' Murdock: [to Johnny Drake] Every mile we go you sweat worse with some pain. Didn't I tell you all females are the same with their faces washed?
Circus Boy (1947)
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Two Smart People (1946)
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Henry Aldrich Plays Cupid (1944)
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Henry Aldrich (James Lydon) tries to match his unfriendly teacher, Mr. Bradley (vaughan Glaser) with a wife. Henry hopes the teacher will become friendly enough to let him graduate with honors so he can use an inheritance for college.
Keywords: character-name-in-title, henry-aldrich, sequel
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National Velvet (1944)
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Mi Taylor was a young wanderer and opportunist whose father had given him "all the roads in the Kingdom" to travel. One of the roads, and a notation in his father's journal, leads him to the quiet English country-side home of the Brown family. The youngest daughter, Velvet, has a passion for horses and when she wins the spirited steed Pie in a town lottery, Mi is encouraged to train the horse for the Grand National - England's greatest racing event.
Keywords: adolescent, afi, aintree-england, based-on-novel, butcher, champion, character-name-in-title, child's-point-of-view, children, competition
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Simple Story Of A Boy . . . A Girl . . . And A Horse! Set to the thunder of the Grand National Steeplechase!
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Mrs. Brown: What's the meaning of goodness if there isn't a little badness to overcome?
Velvet Brown: I want it all quickly 'cause I don't want God to stop and think and wonder if I'm getting more than my share.
Mrs. Brown: That'll be a dispute to the end of time, Mr. Brown: whether it's better to do the right thing for the wrong reason or the wrong thing for the right reason.
Mi Taylor: Some day you'll learn that greatness is only the seizing of opportunity - clutching with your bare hands 'til the knuckles show white.
Mr. Hallam: So you're to win the gelding, are you Velvet?::Velvet: Oh, of course I'm to win.::Mr. Hallam: There are ways of arranging it, aren't there? And your father's a clever man...::Velvet: Oh, I didn't bother him, Mr. Hallam. I just arranged it with God.
[Mrs. Brown is talking with Velvet in the attic]::Mrs. Brown: We're alike. I, too, believe that everyone should have a chance at a breathtaking piece of folly once in his life. I was twenty when they said a woman couldn't swim the Channel. You're twelve; you think a horse of yours can win the Grand National. Your dream has come early; but remember, Velvet, it will have to last you all the rest of your life.
Edwina Brown: I'm so angry I could shake you!::Malvolia "Mally" Brown: I only wanted to explain about the polish...::Edwina Brown: ...so you told Miss Sims I was meeting a *boy*! It's a wonder you didn't tell her who and where!::Malvolia "Mally" Brown: I didn't know where!
[Mi is trying to tell Velvet the "tricks" for the Grand National]::Velvet Brown: Don't, Mi! No matter what you say or do everyone else out there will know more than me. It's no use, Mi.::Mi Taylor: Do think a race like this is won by luck?::Velvet Brown: No, by knowing the Pi can win and telling him so!
Donald Brown: I was sick all night!::Mr. Herbert Brown: Donald, you told a story, didn't you?::Donald Brown: Yes, sir, it was a story.::Mr. Herbert Brown: Well, you know what to do.::Donald Brown: What?::Mr. Herbert Brown: You say you're sorry.::[Donald puts his head on his hand]::Mr. Herbert Brown: Well?::Mrs. Brown: He's thinking.::Mr. Herbert Brown: [to Donald] Well, make up your mind.::Donald Brown: Alright, I'm sorry. [continues eating his dinner]::Mr. Herbert Brown: Well, go on. Sorry for what?::Donald Brown: For being sick all night!::Mr. Herbert Brown: That boy will make a lawyer.
Velvet Brown: Who's been in my box?::Donald Brown: Me.::Edwina Brown: [correcting him] "I."::Donald Brown: You, too?
Parole Racket (1937)
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Following a long investigation, Police Detective-Lieutenant Anthony "Tony" Roberts becomes convinced that there is some powerful unknown-master-mind leader behind the gangs of crooks who are terrorizing the city, and it has something to do with paroled convicts. He sets up a scheme with his supervisor to have himself shamed by being demoted to a patrolman, and then caught in the act of receiving bribe-money from a racketeer. He is convicted and sent to prison, and the manner in which his parole is arranged leads him, dangerously, to the secret-head of the gang.
Keywords: 1930s, b-movie, big-city, bribe, convict, criminal, crook, demotion, detective, dump-truck
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Speed to Spare (1937)
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The champion race car driver Tommy Morton is the eternal rival to less-ethical speed king Larry 'Skids' Brannigan. What no one knows is that Tommy and Skids are actually brothers, separated at birth. Driven by a filial devotion that he can't explain, Tommy tries to dissuade Skids from recklessness, only to be "repaid" when Skids tries to steal away Tommy's blond girl-friend Eileen Hart.
Keywords: automobile-racing, twins
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Speed demons grin at destruction for a single smile from a blonde!
The General Died at Dawn (1936)
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In revolution-torn China, American mercenary O'Hara is entrusted with a perilous mission, to get arms for the helpless authorities in a province ravaged by warlord General Yang. On the train to Shanghai, he meets Judy Perrie, whose father is in league with Yang. Will Judy regret agreeing to lure O'Hara to his doom, and if so, can she make it up to him? The balance of power seesaws to a perilous conclusion.
Keywords: china, mercenary, warlord
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O'Hara: I like people too much to shoot. But it's a dark year and a hard night.
O'Hara: We could've made wonderful music together.
I Live My Life (1935)
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Kay, a bored society girl from New York, takes a trip to Greece-where she meets, Terry, an archaeologist. Kay flirts with Terry and he falls for Kay. Kay heads back to New York and Terry follows her to propose marriage. Terry sees Kays lifestyle is uncomfortable. He decides to leave, but, Mrs. Gage (Kay's grandmother) encourages Terry to stay. They become engaged. Just before the wedding Kay and Terry have a huge quarrel. Will Terry be left at the altar?
Keywords: archeologist, arranged-marriage, athens-greece, businessman, christmas, connecticut, deception, engagement, financial-crisis, grandmother
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The dancing lady has a new sweetheart ...!
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Kay Bentley: It's my life! and I'll live it the way I want! Upside down, catty-corner or slidin' down a pole!
Mutiny on the Bounty (1935)
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Midshipman Roger Byam joins Captain Bligh and Fletcher Christian aboard the HMS Bounty for a voyage to Tahiti. Bligh proves to be a brutal tyrant and, after six pleasant months on Tahiti, Christian leads the crew to mutiny on the homeward voyage. Even though Byam takes no part in the mutiny, he must defend himself against charges that he supported Christian.
Keywords: 1700s, 1780s, 18th-century, based-on-novel, based-on-true-story, betrayal, boat, bounty, breadfruit, british-navy
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A Thousand Hours of Hell For One Moment of Love!
Clark Gable as the daring mutineer in the screen's most exciting adventure story!
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Captain William Bligh: During the recent heavy weather, I've had the opportunity to watch all of you at work on deck and aloft. You don't know wood from canvas! And it seems you don't want to learn! Well, I'll have to give you a lesson
Captain William Bligh: Can you understand this, Mr. Byam? Discipline is the thing. A seaman's a seaman. A captain's a captain. And a midshipman, Sir Joseph or no Sir Joseph, is the lowest form of animal life in the British Navy.
Captain William Bligh: I'll live to see you - all of you - hanging from the highest yardarm in the British fleet.
Lt. Fletcher Christian: When you're back in England with the fleet again, you'll hear the hue and cry against me. From now on they'll spell mutiny with my name.
Lt. Fletcher Christian: He doesn't punish men for discipline. He likes to see men crawl.
Captain William Bligh: What's your name?::Seaman Thomas Ellison: Thomas Ellison, sir. Pressed into service. I've got a wife, a baby!::Captain William Bligh: I asked your name, not the history of your misfortunes.
Captain William Bligh: Mr. Christian!
[Byam enters the courtroom and sees that the midshipman's dirk on the table points toward him; he knows that he has been condemned to death]::Lord Hood: Have you anything to say before the sentence of this court is passed upon you?::[long pause]::Byam: Milord, much as I desire to live, I'm not afraid to die. Since I first sailed on the Bounty over four years ago, I've know how men can be made to suffer worse things than death, cruelly, beyond duty, beyond necessity. [turns to Captain Bligh] Captain Bligh, you've told your story of mutiny on the Bounty, how men plotted against you, seized your ship, cast you adrift in an open boat, a great venture in science brought to nothing, two British ships lost. But there's another story, Captain Bligh, of ten cocoanuts and two cheeses. A story of a man who robbed his seamen, cursed them, flogged them, not to punish but to break their spirit. A story of greed and tyranny, and of anger against it, of what it cost. [turns to Lord Hood] One man, milord, would not endure such tyranny. [turns again to Captain Bligh] That's why you hounded him. That's why you hate him, hate his friends. And that's why you're beaten. Fletcher Christian's still free. [back to Lord Hood] Christian lost, too, milord. God knows he's judged himself more harshly than you could judge him. [turns to Fletcher Christian's father] I say to his father, "He was my friend. No finer man ever lived." [addresses the court again] I don't try to justify his crime, his mutiny, but I condemn the tyranny that drove 'im to it. I don't speak here for myself alone or for these men you condemn. I speak in their names, in Fletcher Christian's name, for all men at sea. These men don't ask for comfort. They don't ask for safety. If they could speak to you they'd say, "Let us choose to do our duty willingly, not the choice of a slave, but the choice of free Englishmen." They ask only the freedom that England expects for every man. If one man among you believe that - *one man* - he could command the fleets of England, He could sweep the seas for England. If he called his men to their duty not by flaying their backs, but by lifting their hearts... their... That's all.
Captain William Bligh: [pointing at three sailors] You, you, you, step forward! You three are a disgrace to salt water! Ten days half rations.
Student Tour (1934)
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Easy Pickings (1927)
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His Last Race (1923)
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The Girl of My Heart (1915)
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