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Berry in February 2007 |
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Born | Maria Halle Berry (1966-08-14) August 14, 1966 (age 45) Cleveland, Ohio, United States |
Occupation | Actress, former model |
Years active | 1989–present |
Spouse |
David Justice (m. 1992–1997) «start: (1992)–end+1: (1998)»"Marriage: David Justice to Halle Berry" Location: (linkback:http://en-wiki.pop.wn.com/index.php/Halle_Berry) |
Partner | Gabriel Aubry (2005–10) Olivier Martinez (2010–present) |
Children | Nahla Ariela Aubry |
Halle Berry ( /ˈhæli ˈbɛri/; born August 14, 1966[1]) is an American actress and a former fashion model. Berry received an Emmy, Golden Globe, SAG, and an NAACP Image Award for Introducing Dorothy Dandridge[2] and won an Academy Award for Best Actress and was nominated for a BAFTA Award in 2001 for her performance in Monster's Ball, becoming the first and, as of 2012, only woman of African American descent to have won the award for Best Actress. She is one of the most highly paid actresses in Hollywood and also a Revlon spokesmodel.[3][4] She has been involved in the production side of several of the films in which she performed.
Before becoming an actress, Berry entered several beauty contests, finishing as the 1st runner-up in the Miss USA Pageant (1986), and coming in 6th place in the Miss World Pageant in 1986.[2] She made her film debut with a small role in 1991's Jungle Fever. This led to starring roles in The Flintstones (1994), Bulworth (1998), X-Men (2000) and its sequels, and as Bond Girl Jinx in Die Another Day (2002). She also won the Golden Raspberry Award for Worst Actress in 2005 for Catwoman and accepted the award in person—one of the few performers to do so.[5]
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Berry was born Maria Halle Berry, though her name was legally changed to Halle Maria Berry in 1971.[6] Berry's parents selected her middle name from Halle's Department Store, which was then a local landmark in her birthplace of Cleveland, Ohio.[7] Her mother, Judith Ann (née Hawkins),[8] who is of European descent, was a psychiatric nurse. Her father, Jerome Jesse Berry, was an African American hospital attendant in the same psychiatric ward where her mother worked; he later became a bus driver.[7][9] Berry's maternal grandmother, Nellie Dicken, was born in Sawley, Derbyshire, England, while her maternal grandfather, Earl Ellsworth Hawkins, was born in Ohio.[10] Berry's parents divorced when she was four years old; she and her older sister Heidi[11] were raised exclusively by her mother.[7] Berry has said in published reports that she has been estranged from her father since her childhood,[7][12] noting in 1992, "I haven't heard from him since [he left]. Maybe he's not alive."[11]
Berry graduated from Bedford High School. She worked in the children's department at Higbee's Department store. She then studied at Cuyahoga Community College. In the 1980s, she entered several beauty contests, winning Miss Teen All-American in 1985 and Miss Ohio USA in 1986.[2] She was the 1986 Miss USA first runner-up to Christy Fichtner of Texas. In the Miss USA 1986 pageant interview competition, she said she hoped to become an entertainer or to have something to do with the media. Her interview was awarded the highest score by the judges.[13] She was the first African-American Miss World entrant in 1986, where she finished sixth and Trinidad and Tobago's Giselle Laronde was crowned Miss World.[14]
In the late 1980s, Berry went to Chicago to pursue a modeling career as well as acting.[15] One of her first acting projects was a television series for local cable by Gordon Lake Productions called Chicago Force. In 1989, Berry moved to New York City to further pursue her acting ambitions. During her early time there she ran out of money and had to live briefly in a homeless shelter.[15][16][17] Later in 1989, her situation improved and she was cast in the role of model Emily Franklin in the short-lived ABC television series Living Dolls, which was shot in New York and was a spin-off of the hit series Who's the Boss?.[15] During the taping of which she lapsed into a coma and was diagnosed with diabetes.[18][19] After the cancellation of Living Dolls, she moved to Los Angeles.[15] She went on to have a recurring role on the long-running primetime serial Knots Landing. In 1992, Berry was cast as the love interest in the video for R. Kelly's seminal single, Honey Love.[20][21]
Her breakthrough feature film role was in Spike Lee's Jungle Fever, in which she played a drug addict named Vivian.[7] Her first co-starring role was in the 1991 film Strictly Business. In 1992, Berry portrayed a career woman who falls for Eddie Murphy in the romantic comedy Boomerang. That same year, she caught the public's attention as a headstrong biracial slave in the TV adaptation of Queen: The Story of an American Family, based on the book by Alex Haley. Berry was in the live-action Flintstones movie playing the part of "Sharon Stone", a sultry secretary who seduced Fred Flintstone.[22]
Berry tackled a more serious role, playing a former drug addict struggling to regain custody of her son in Losing Isaiah (1995), starring opposite Jessica Lange. She portrayed Sandra Beecher in Race the Sun (1996), which was based on a true story, shot in Australia, and co-starred alongside Kurt Russell in Executive Decision. Beginning in 1996, she was a Revlon spokeswoman for seven years and renewed her contract in 2004.[4][23]
In 1997, Halle starred alongside Natalie Deselle Reid in the comedy film, B*A*P*S. Although panned by critics, it showed Halle's acting versatility.In 1998, Berry received praise for her role in Bulworth as an intelligent woman raised by activists who gives a politician (Warren Beatty) a new lease on life. The same year, she played the singer Zola Taylor, one of the three wives of pop singer Frankie Lymon, in the biopic Why Do Fools Fall in Love. In the 1999 HBO biopic Introducing Dorothy Dandridge, she portrayed the first black woman to be nominated for a Best Actress Academy Award, and it was to Berry a heart-felt project that she introduced, co-produced and fought intensely for it to come through.[7] Berry's performance was recognized with several awards, including an Emmy and a Golden Globe.[2][24]
Berry portrayed the mutant superhero Storm in the film adaptation of the comic book series X-Men (2000) and its sequels, X2: X-Men United (2003) and X-Men: The Last Stand (2006). In 2001, Berry appeared in the film Swordfish, which featured her first nude scene.[25] At first, she refused to be filmed topless in a sunbathing scene, but she changed her mind when Warner Brothers raised her fee substantially.[26] The brief flash of her breasts added $500,000 to her fee.[27] Berry considered these stories to be rumors and was quick to deny them.[25][28] After turning down numerous roles that required nudity, she said she decided to make Swordfish because her husband, Benét, supported her and encouraged her to take risks.[29]
In 2001, Berry appeared as Leticia Musgrove, the wife of an executed murderer, in the film Monster's Ball. Her performance was awarded the National Board of Review and the Screen Actors Guild best-actress prizes; in an interesting coincidence she became the first African-American to win the Academy Award for Best Actress (earlier in her career she portrayed Dorothy Dandridge, the first African-American to be nominated for Best Actress, and who was born at the same hospital as Berry, in Cleveland, Ohio).[30] The NAACP issued the statement: "Congratulations to Halle Berry and Denzel Washington for giving us hope and making us proud. If this is a sign that Hollywood is finally ready to give opportunity and judge performance based on skill and not on skin color then it is a good thing."[31] Her role also generated controversy. Berry's graphic nude love scene with a racist character played by co-star Billy Bob Thornton was the subject of much media chatter and discussion among African-Americans. Many in the African-American community were critical of Berry for taking the part.[29] Berry responded: "I don't really see a reason to ever go that far again. That was a unique movie. That scene was special and pivotal and needed to be there, and it would be a really special script that would require something like that again."[29]
Berry asked for a higher fee for Revlon advertisements after winning the Academy Award, and Ron Perelman, the cosmetics firm's chief, congratulated her, saying how happy he was that she modeled for his company. She replied, "Of course, you'll have to pay me more." Perelman stalked off in a rage.[32] Her win at the Academy Awards led to two famous "Oscar moments." In accepting her award, she gave an acceptance speech honoring previous black actresses who had never had the opportunity. She said, "This moment is so much bigger than me. This is for every nameless, faceless woman of colour who now has a chance tonight because this door has been opened."[33] One year later, as she presented the Best Actor award, winner Adrien Brody ran on stage and, instead of giving her the standard peck on the cheek, planted a long kiss on Berry.
As Bond girl Giacinta 'Jinx' Johnson in the 2002 blockbuster Die Another Day, Berry recreated a scene from Dr. No, emerging from the surf to be greeted by James Bond as Ursula Andress had 40 years earlier.[34] Lindy Hemming, costume designer on Die Another Day, had insisted that Berry wear a bikini and knife as an homage.[35] Berry has said of the scene: "It's splashy", "exciting", "sexy", "provocative" and "it will keep me still out there after winning an Oscar."[29] The bikini scene was shot in Cadiz; the location was reportedly cold and windy, and footage has been released of Berry wrapped in thick towels in between takes to avoid catching a chill.[36] According to a ITV news poll, Jinx was voted the fourth toughest girl on screen of all time.[37] Berry was hurt during filming when debris from a smoke grenade flew into her eye. It was removed in a 30-minute operation.[38]
After Berry won the Academy Award, rewrites were commissioned to give her more screentime for X2.[39]
In November 2003, she starred in the psychological thriller Gothika opposite Robert Downey Jr., during which she broke her arm in a scene with Downey, who twisted her arm too hard. Production was halted for eight weeks.[40] It was a moderate hit at the United States box office, taking in $60 million; it earned another $80 million abroad.[41] Berry appeared in the Limp Bizkit music video for Behind Blue Eyes for the motion picture soundtrack for the film. The same year, she was named #1 in FHM's 100 Sexiest Women in the World poll.[42]
Berry received $12.5 million for the title role in the film Catwoman,[41] a $100 million movie; it grossed $17 million on its first weekend.[43] She was awarded a "worst actress" Razzie award in 2005 for this role. She appeared at the ceremony to accept the award in person (making her the third person, and second actor, to ever do so)[44] with a sense of humor, considering it an experience of the "rock bottom" in order to be "at the top".[5] Holding the Academy Award in one hand and the Razzie in the other she said, "I never in my life thought that I would be here, winning a Razzie. It's not like I ever aspired to be here, but thank you. When I was a kid, my mother told me that if you could not be a good loser, then there's no way you could be a good winner."[30] The Fund for Animals praised Berry's compassion towards cats and for squelching rumors that she was keeping a Bengal tiger from the sets of Catwoman as a "pet."[45]
Berry next appeared in the Oprah Winfrey-produced ABC TV movie Their Eyes Were Watching God (2005), an adaptation of Zora Neale Hurston's novel, in which Berry portrayed Janie Crawford, a free-spirited woman whose unconventional sexual mores upset her 1920s contemporaries in a small community. She was nominated for an Emmy for this TV film. Meanwhile, she voiced the character of Cappy, one of the many mechanical beings in the animated feature Robots (2005).[46]
In 2006, Berry, Pierce Brosnan, Cindy Crawford, Jane Seymour, Dick Van Dyke, Tea Leoni, and Daryl Hannah successfully fought the Cabrillo Port Liquefied Natural Gas facility that was proposed off the coast of Malibu.[47] Berry said, "I care about the air we breathe, I care about the marine life and the ecosystem of the ocean."[48] In May 2007, Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger vetoed the facility.[49] Hasty Pudding Theatricals gave her its 2006 Woman of The Year award.[50]
Berry is involved in production of films and television. She served as executive producer on Introducing Dorothy Dandridge in 1999, and Lackawanna Blues in 2005. Berry both produced and starred in the thriller Perfect Stranger with Bruce Willis and in Things We Lost in the Fire with Benicio del Toro, the first film in which she worked with a female director, Danish Susanne Bier, a new feeling of "thinking the same way", which she appreciated.[51] Berry then starred in the film Frankie and Alice, in which she plays Frankie Murdoch, a young multiracial American women with dissociative identity disorder struggling against her alter personality to retain her true self. She was awarded the African-American Film Critics Association Award for Best Actress and also was nominated for the Golden Globe Award for Best Actress – Motion Picture Drama.
Berry is one of the highest-paid actresses in Hollywood, earning $10 million per film.[3] In July 2007, she topped In Touch magazine's list of the world's most fabulous 40-something celebrities. On April 3, 2007, she was awarded a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame in front of the Kodak Theatre at 6801 Hollywood Boulevard for her contributions to the film industry.[52][53] As of 2011, Berry's worldwide box office gross has been more than 2.7 billion US$. In 2011, she appeared in New Year's Eve, and is playing one of the leads in the film Cloud Atlas, which is expected to be released in October 2012.[54] Berry has served for many years as the face of Revlon cosmetics and also as the face of Versace. The Coty Inc. fragrance company signed Berry to market her debut fragrance in March 2008. Berry was delighted, saying that she had created her own fragrances at home by mixing scents.[55]
Berry has been married twice. Her first marriage was to former baseball player David Justice, from 1993[56] to 1996. Their divorce was finalized in 1997.[57] Berry has stated publicly that she was so depressed after her breakup with Justice that she considered taking her own life,[58] but she could not bear the thought of her mother finding her body.[59]
Berry was married to Eric Benét from early 2001 to 2005.[29][60] Berry credited Benét with support after she was involved in a February 2000 traffic collision, in which she left the scene of the accident. Some in the media complained that her misdemeanor hit and run charge was preferential treatment;[61][62] she had also been the driver in an alleged hit and run incident three years earlier in which no charges were filed.[63] The incident became fodder for comedians. Berry pleaded no contest, did community service, paid a fine and was placed on three years' probation.[64] A civil lawsuit was settled out of court.[65][66] While married to Benét, Berry adopted his daughter, India.[60] The divorce was finalized in January 2005.[67]
In November 2005, Berry began dating French-Canadian model Gabriel Aubry. The couple met at a Versace photoshoot.[68] Berry gave birth to a girl named Nahla Ariela Aubry on March 16, 2008, at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles.[69] Nahla means "honeybee" in Arabic; Ariela is Hebrew for "lion for God".[70] On April 30, 2010, Berry and Aubry announced their separation.[71] Aubry filed documents with the Los Angeles Superior Court on December 30, 2010, asking the court to formally recognize his paternity and grant a court order giving him and Berry joint legal and physical custody over their daughter.[72][73]
Berry has been dating actor Olivier Martinez since 2010.[74] Martinez confirmed their engagement in March 2012.[75]
Berry took part in a nearly 2000-house party cell-phone bank campaign for Barack Obama in February 2008.[76]
In October 2008, Berry was named Esquire magazine's "Sexiest Woman Alive", about which she stated "I don't know exactly what it means, but being 42 and having just had a baby, I think I'll take it.[77][78] Men's Health ranked her at No. 35 on their "100 Hottest Women of All-Time" list.[79]
In 2009, she was voted #23 on Empire's 100 Sexiest Film Stars.[80]
Also in 2009, the 'rapper' Hurricane Chris released a song entitled "Halle Berry (She's Fine)," extolling Berry's sex appeal.
Year | Award | Category | Film | Result |
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1995 | NAACP Image Awards | Outstanding Actress in a TV Movie, Mini-Series or Dramatic Special | Alex Haley's Queen | Won |
2000 | Primetime Emmy Award | Outstanding Lead Actress – Miniseries or Movie | Introducing Dorothy Dandridge | Won |
2000 | Golden Globe Award | Best Actress – Miniseries or TV Movie | Introducing Dorothy Dandridge | Won |
2000 | Screen Actors Guild Awards | Best Actress – Miniseries or TV Movie | Introducing Dorothy Dandridge | Won |
2000 | Black Reel Awards | Best Actress in a TV Movie/Mini-Series | Introducing Dorothy Dandridge | Won |
2000 | NAACP Image Awards | Outstanding Actress in a TV Movie, Mini-Series or Dramatic Special | Introducing Dorothy Dandridge | Won |
2001 | Academy Award | Best Actress | Monster's Ball | Won |
2001 | Screen Actors Guild Awards | Best Actress – Motion Picture | Monster's Ball | Won |
2001 | British Academy of Film and Television Arts | Best Lead Actress | Monster's Ball | Nominated |
2001 | Golden Globe Award | Best Actress – Motion Picture Drama | Monster's Ball | Nominated |
2001 | NBR | Best Actress | Monster's Ball | Won |
2002 | Black Reel Awards | Best Actress | Monster's Ball | Won |
2002 | NAACP Image Award | NAACP Image Award for Outstanding Actress in a Motion Picture | Swordfish | Won |
2002 | BET Awards | Best Actress | Won | |
2002 | Women in Film Crystal + Lucy Awards | Crystal Award for Outstanding Woman who have helped expand the role of women in Entertainment | Recipient[82] | |
2003 | BET Awards | Best Actress | Nominated | |
2003 | NAACP Image Award | Outstanding Supporting Actress | Die Another Day | Won |
2004 | NAACP Image Award | Outstanding Actress | Gothika | Nominated |
2004 | BET Awards | Best Actress | Won | |
2004 | Golden Raspberry Awards | Worst Actress | Catwoman | Won |
2004 | Worst Screen Couple | Catwoman (with either Benjamin Bratt or Sharon Stone) | Nominated | |
2005 | BET Awards | Best Actress | Nominated | |
2005 | Primetime Emmy Award | Outstanding Lead Actress – Miniseries or a Movie | Their Eyes Were Watching God | Nominated |
2006 | NAACP Image Award | Outstanding Supporting Actress – TV series | Their Eyes Were Watching God | Nominated |
2006 | Golden Globe Awards | Best Actress – Miniseries or TV Movie | Their Eyes Were Watching God | Nominated |
2007 | People's Choice Awards | Favorite Female Action Hero | X-Men: The Last Stand | Won |
2008 | BET Awards | Best Actress | Won | |
2009 | Spike Guys' Choice Awards | Decade of Hotness Award | Won | |
2011 | Golden Globe Awards | Best Actress – Motion Picture Drama | Frankie and Alice | Nominated |
2011 | NAACP Image Awards | NAACP Image Award for Outstanding Actress in a Motion Picture | Frankie and Alice | Won |
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Preceded by Brenda Denton |
Miss World United States 1986 |
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Preceded by Denise Richards |
Bond girl 2002 |
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Name | Halle Berry |
Alternative names | Halle Maria Berry |
Short description | American actress |
Date of birth | August 14, 1966 |
Place of birth | Cleveland, Ohio, U.S. |
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Jimmy Kimmel | |
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Kimmel in May 2007 |
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Birth name | James Christian Kimmel |
Born | (1967-11-13) November 13, 1967 (age 44) Brooklyn, New York, USA |
Medium | Radio, Television, Film, Stand up |
Nationality | American |
Years active | 1989–present |
Genres | Observational comedy, Black comedy, Satire, Deadpan |
Subject(s) | American politics, Celebrities, Everyday life, Sex |
Influences | David Letterman |
Spouse | Gina Kimmel (1988–2002; divorced; 2 children) |
Domestic partner(s) | Sarah Silverman (2002–2007; 2008–2009) Molly McNearney (2009–present) |
Notable works and roles | Creator and Host of Jimmy Kimmel Live! (ABC) Creator and Co-Host of The Man Show co-host of Win Ben Stein's Money (Comedy Central) co-host of Crank Yankers |
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Daytime Emmy Award for Outstanding Game Show Host: 1999 Win Ben Stein's Money |
James Christian "Jimmy" Kimmel (born November 13, 1967) is an American comedian, actor, voice artist and television host. He is the host of Jimmy Kimmel Live!, a late-night talk show that airs on ABC. Prior to that, Kimmel was best known as the co-host of Comedy Central's The Man Show and Win Ben Stein's Money. Kimmel is also a television producer, having produced shows such as Crank Yankers, Sports Show with Norm Macdonald, and The Andy Milonakis Show.
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Kimmel was born in the Mill Basin neighborhood of the New York City borough of Brooklyn,[1] the eldest of three children of Joann (née Iacono), a homemaker, and James Kimmel, an IBM executive.[2][3][4] He is Roman Catholic and, as a child, served as an altar boy.[5][6] Kimmel is of German and Irish descent on his father’s side and Italian descent on his mother’s side.[7] His uncle, Frank Potenza, appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live! as a regular from 2003 until his death in 2011.[8]
The family moved to Las Vegas, Nevada, when he was nine years old.[2] He graduated from Ed W. Clark High School and then attended University of Nevada, Las Vegas for one year before attending Arizona State University for two years without completing a degree.
Kimmel began working in the radio industry while in high school, hosting a Sunday night interview show on UNLV's college station KUNV. While attending Arizona State University, he became a popular caller to the KZZP-FM afternoon show hosted by radio personalities Mike Elliott and Kent Voss in Phoenix, Arizona. In 1989, Kimmel landed his first paying job alongside Voss as morning drive co-host of The Me and Him Show at KZOK-FM in Seattle, Washington. Ten months later, Kimmel and Voss were fired by KZOK (for reasons unknown) and were fired again a year later at WRBQ-FM in Tampa, Florida. Kimmel went from Tampa to host his own show at KCMJ in Palm Springs, California, where Kimmel convinced a young Carson Daly to drop out of college and become his intern. After a morning stint at KRQQ In Tucson, Arizona, Kimmel landed at KROQ-FM in Los Angeles. He spent five years as "Jimmy The Sports Guy" for the Kevin and Bean morning show. During this time he met and befriended a struggling comedian named Adam Carolla.[citation needed]
Kimmel began his television career as the comedic counterpart to Ben Stein on the game show Win Ben Stein's Money, which began airing on Comedy Central in 1997. His quick wit and loutish everyman personality were counterpoints to Stein's monotone performing style and patrician demeanor. The combination earned the pair an Emmy award for Best Game Show Host.[citation needed]
In 1999, during his time with Win Ben Stein's Money, Kimmel was also co-host with Adam Carolla and co-creator (with Daniel Kellison) of Comedy Central's The Man Show. Kimmel permanently left Win Ben Stein's Money in 2001, replaced by comedian Nancy Pimental, who was eventually replaced by Kimmel's cousin Sal Iacono. The Man Show's success allowed Kimmel, Carolla and Kellison to create and produce, under the banner Jackhole Industries, Crank Yankers for Comedy Central (on which Kimmel plays the characters "Elmer Higgins", "Terrence Catheter", "The Nudge", "Karl Malone" and himself), and later The Andy Milonakis Show for MTV2. Kimmel also produced and co-wrote the feature film Windy City Heat, which won the Comedia Award for Best Film at the Montreal Comedy Festival.[citation needed]
In January 2003, Kimmel permanently left The Man Show to host his own late-night talk show, Jimmy Kimmel Live! on ABC. Jimmy Kimmel Live was briefly also broadcast on Irish digital TV channel 3e.[9] In the April 2007 issue of Stuffmagazine.com, Kimmel was named the "biggest badass on TV". Kimmel said it was an honor but clearly a mistake.
Since the show's second season, it has not actually been broadcast live. This is due to an incident during the 2004 NBA Finals in Detroit, when Kimmel appeared on ABC's halftime show to make an on-air plug for his show. He suggested that if the Detroit Pistons defeated the Los Angeles Lakers, "they're gonna burn the city of Detroit down ... and it's not worth it." Officials with Detroit's ABC affiliate, WXYZ-TV, immediately announced that night's show would not air on the station. Hours later, ABC officials pulled that night's show from the entire network. Kimmel later apologized.[10] The incident led ABC officials to force Kimmel to tape his show an hour before it airs in most of the country to check for offending content.[11]
Kimmel usually ends his show with, "My apologies to Matt Damon, we ran out of time." When Matt Damon did actually appear on the show to be interviewed, he walked in and sat down only to be told just a few seconds later by Kimmel, "Sorry, but once again we are completely out of time." Damon seemed to become angry.[citation needed]
In February 2008 Kimmel showed a mock music video with a panoply of stars called, "I'm Fucking Ben Affleck",[12] as "revenge" after his then-girlfriend Sarah Silverman and Matt Damon recorded a similar video, "I'm Fucking Matt Damon". Silverman's video originally aired on Jimmy Kimmel Live!, and became an "instant YouTube sensation."[13] Kimmel's "revenge" video featured himself, Ben Affleck, and a large lineup of stars, particularly in scenes spoofing the 1985 "We Are the World" video: Brad Pitt, Don Cheadle, Cameron Diaz, Robin Williams, Harrison Ford, Dominic Monaghan, Benji Madden and Joel Madden from Good Charlotte, Lance Bass, Macy Gray, Josh Groban, Huey Lewis, Perry Farrell, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Pete Wentz, Meat Loaf, Rebecca Romijn, Christina Applegate, Dom Joly, Mike Shinoda, Lauren Conrad, and Joan Jett, among others. After this Jimmy's sidekick, Guillermo, appeared in a spoof of The Bourne Ultimatum, which starred Damon. He was then chased down by Damon as Matt cursed about Kimmel being behind all this. Guillermo also stopped Damon on the red carpet one time and before he could finish the interview he said, "Sorry we are out of time." The most recent encounter was titled "The Handsome Men's Club" which featured Kimmel, along with the "Handsome Men", who were: Matthew McConaughey, Rob Lowe, Lenny Kravitz, Patrick Dempsey, Sting, Keith Urban, John Krasinski, Ethan Hawke, Josh Hartnett, Tony Romo, Ted Danson, Taye Diggs, Gilles Marini, and Ben Affleck, speaking about being handsome and all the jobs that come with it. At the end of the skit Kimmel has a door slammed in his face by none other than Matt Damon, stating that they had run out of time and then Damon continues with a sinister laugh. Jennifer Garner also makes a surprise appearance.
As a tradition, celebrities voted off Dancing with the Stars appear on Jimmy Kimmel Live!, causing Kimmel to describe himself as "the three-headed dog the stars must pass on their way to No-Dancing Hell".[14] In the 2008 season of his show, Kimmel started another tradition of ceremonially burning the dancers' shoes after they were voted off DWTS.[citation needed]
In Spring 1996, Kimmel appeared as "Jimmy the Fox Guy" in promos on the Fox network.
Kimmel's other television work included being the on-air football prognosticator for Fox NFL Sunday for four years. He has had numerous appearances on other talk shows including, but not limited to, Live with Regis and Kelly, The Howard Stern Show, The Ellen DeGeneres Show, and The Late Show with David Letterman. Kimmel has appeared on The Late Show five times, most recently in 2010. Kimmel served as roastmaster for the New York Friars' Club Roast of Hugh Hefner and Comedy Central Roasts of Pamela Anderson. He has appeared on ABC's Dancing with the Stars, along with his parking lot security guard Guillermo.
In August 2006, ABC announced that Jimmy Kimmel would be the host of their new game show Set for Life.[15] The show debuted on July 20, 2007. On April 6, 2007, Kimmel filled in for Larry King on Larry King Live. That particular show was about the paparazzi and Kimmel reproached Emily Gould, an editor from Gawker.com, about the web site's alleged stalking of celebrities. On July 8, 2007, Kimmel managed the National League in the 2007 Taco Bell All-Star Legends and Celebrity Softball Game in San Francisco. He played in the game in 2004 and 2006 (Houston and Pittsburgh). On July 11, 2007, Kimmel along with basketball player LeBron James, hosted the 2007 ESPY Awards. The show aired on ESPN on July 15, 2007. Kimmel hosted the American Music Awards on ABC four times, in 2004, 2006, 2007, and 2008.
Kimmel guest hosted Live with Regis and Kelly during the week of October 22, 2007 – October 26, 2007, commuting every day between New York and Los Angeles. In the process, he broke the Guinness Book of World Records for the longest distance (22,406 miles (36,059 km)) travelled in one work week.[16]
Kimmel has performed in several animated films, often voicing dogs. His voice appeared in Garfield and Road Trip, and he portrayed Death's Dog in the Family Guy episode "Mr. Saturday Knight"; Family Guy creator Seth McFarlane later presented Kimmel with a figurine of his character on Jimmy Kimmel Live!. Kimmel also did voice work for Robot Chicken. Kimmel's cousin "Sal" (Sal Iacono) has accepted and won a wrestling match with WWE superstar Santino Marella. On January 14, 2010, in the midst of the 2010 Tonight Show host and time slot conflict, Kimmel was the special guest of Jay Leno on The Jay Leno Show's "10 at 10" segment. Kimmel derided Leno in front of a live studio audience for taking back the 11:35 pm time slot from Conan O'Brien, and repeatedly insulted Leno. He ended the segment with a plea that Leno "leave our shows alone," as Kimmel and O'Brien had "kids" while Leno only had "cars".[17]
Kimmel also made a brief appearance in the TV commercial "There's A Soldier In All Of Us" promoting the 2010 video game Call of Duty: Black Ops, along with Kobe Bryant. He is seen taking cover from bullets, then firing an RPG-7 with the words PROUD N00b on it, with the aftershock from the weapon sending him tumbling backwards.
He has been asked to host the 64th Primetime Emmy Awards which will air on September 23, 2012, marking his first time hosting the event.[18]
Kimmel hosted the White House Correspondents' Dinner in Washington, D.C. on April 28, 2012.
Kimmel and his then girlfriend, Gina, married in June 1988. They have two children, Katie (born 1991) and Kevin (born 1993). The marriage ended in separation in early 2002. Kimmel then dated comedian Sarah Silverman for five years, splitting with her in March 2009.[19] He started dating current girlfriend, Molly McNearney, in October 2009. McNearney is also a co-head writer for Jimmy Kimmel Live.[20]
Kimmel plays the bass clarinet. He got a chance to showcase his talent during a July 20, 2008, concert in Costa Mesa, California, featuring the Mighty Mighty Bosstones, when he took the stage and played bass clarinet on their hit song "The Impression That I Get."[21]
Kimmel has spoken publicly of being a narcoleptic.[22]
Kimmel co-founded the annual LA Feast of San Gennaro,[23] which celebrates Italian culture through entertainment, music and cuisine. The festival also honors outstanding members of the Los Angeles community and raises funds to aid needy children and families in the city. He hosted Los Angeles' eighth annual feast of San Gennaro from September 28 to 30, 2009.[24] Kimmel served as Master of Ceremonies for the National Italian American Foundation's 34th Anniversary Gala in Washington, D.C., on October 24, 2009.
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Preceded by Pat Sajak |
Daytime Emmy Award for Outstanding Game Show Host 1999 with Ben Stein |
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Roger Federer (German pronunciation: [ˈfeːdəʁɐ]) (born 8 August 1981) is a Swiss professional tennis player who held the ATP No. 1 position for a record 237 consecutive weeks from 2 February 2004 to 18 August 2008.[2] Federer has occupied the #1 ranking for 285 overall weeks, one week short of the record 286 weeks held by Pete Sampras. As of 28 May 2012, he is ranked World No. 3. Federer has won a men's record 16 Grand Slam singles titles. He is one of seven male players to capture the career Grand Slam and one of three (with Andre Agassi and Rafael Nadal) to do so on three different surfaces (clay, grass, and hard courts). He is the only male player in tennis history to have reached the title match of each Grand Slam tournament at least five times and also the final at each of the nine ATP Masters 1000 Tournaments. Many sports analysts, tennis critics, and former and current players consider Federer to be the greatest tennis player of all time.[3][4][5][6][7][8][9]
Federer has appeared in an unprecedented 23 career Grand Slam tournament finals, including a men's record ten in a row, and appeared in 18 of 19 finals from the 2005 Wimbledon Championships through the 2010 Australian Open, the lone exception being the 2008 Australian Open. He holds the record of reaching the semifinals or better of 23 consecutive Grand Slam tournaments over five and a half years, from the 2004 Wimbledon Championships through the 2010 Australian Open.[10] At the 2012 Australian Open, he reached a record 31st consecutive Grand Slam quarterfinal. During the course of his run at the 2012 French Open in Roland Garros, Federer eclipsed Jimmy Connors long standing record of 233 match wins in Grand Slam tournaments when he defeated Adrian Ungur in a second round match.
Federer has won a record six ATP World Tour Finals and 20 ATP World Tour Masters 1000 tournaments. He also won the Olympic gold medal in doubles with his compatriot Stanislas Wawrinka at the 2008 Summer Olympic Games. He spent eight years (2003–2010) continuously in the top 2 in the year-end rankings and nine (2003–2011) in the Top 3, also a record among male players. His rivalry with Rafael Nadal is considered one of the greatest of all time in the sport. Federer is greatly respected by fans and by fellow players alike as shown by the fact that he has won the ATPWorldTour.com Fans' Favorite Award a record nine consecutive times (2003–2011) and the Stefan Edberg Sportsmanship Award (which is voted for by the players themselves) a record seven times overall and six times consecutively (2004–2009, 2011). Federer also won the Arthur Ashe Humanitarian of the Year Award in 2006. In 2011, he was voted the second most trusted and respected person in the world, second only to Nelson Mandela.[11][12]
As a result of Federer's successes in tennis, he was named the Laureus World Sportsman of the Year for a record four consecutive years (2005–2008)[13] and in 2012 he topped a list of the "100 greatest tennis players of all time" (male or female) by Tennis Channel.[14] He is often referred to as the Federer Express[15] or abbreviated to Fed Express, or FedEx, the Swiss Maestro,[15] or simply Maestro.[15][16][17][18]
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Federer was born in Binningen, Arlesheim near Basel, to Swiss national Robert Federer and South African-born Lynette Durand.[19] He holds both Swiss and South African citizenships.[20] He grew up in nearby Münchenstein, close to the French and German borders and speaks Swiss German, German, French and English fluently, Swiss German being his native language.[19][21][22] He was raised as a Roman Catholic and met Pope Benedict XVI while playing the 2006 Internazionali BNL d'Italia tournament in Rome.[23] Like all male Swiss citizens, Federer was subject to compulsory military service in the Swiss Armed Forces. However, in 2003 he was deemed unfit due to a long-standing back problem and was subsequently not required to fulfill his military obligation.[24] Federer himself also credits the range of sports he played as a child—he also played badminton and basketball—for his hand-eye coordination. "I was always very much more interested if a ball was involved," he says. Most tennis prodigies, by contrast, play tennis to the exclusion of all other sports.[25]
Federer is married to former Women's Tennis Association player Mirka Vavrinec. He met her while both were competing for Switzerland in the 2000 Sydney Olympics. Vavrinec retired from the tour in 2002 because of a foot injury and has since been working as Federer's public relations manager.[26] They were married in Basel on 11 April 2009, surrounded by a small group of close friends and family at Wenkenhof Villa (municipality of Riehen).[27] On 23 July 2009, Mirka gave birth to twin girls, Myla Rose and Charlene Riva.[28]
Federer supports a number of charities. He established the Roger Federer Foundation in 2003 to help disadvantaged people and to promote sports.[29][30] In 2005, he auctioned his racquet from his US Open championship to aid victims of Hurricane Katrina.[31] He was appointed a Goodwill Ambassador by UNICEF in 2006.[32] At the 2005 Pacific Life Open in Indian Wells, Federer arranged an exhibition involving several top players from the ATP tour and WTA tour called Rally for Relief. The proceeds from the event went to the victims of the tsunami caused by the 2004 Indian Ocean earthquake. Since then, he has visited South Africa and Tamil Nadu, one of the areas in India most affected by the tsunami.[33] He has also appeared in UNICEF public messages to raise public awareness of AIDS. In response to the 2010 Haiti earthquake, Federer arranged a collaboration with fellow top tennis players Rafael Nadal, Novak Djokovic, Andy Roddick, Kim Clijsters, Serena Williams, Lleyton Hewitt, and Sam Stosur to forgo their final day of preparation for the 2010 Australian Open to form a special charity event called Hit for Haiti, in which all proceeds went to Haiti earthquake victims.[34] He was named a 2010 Young Global Leader by the World Economic Forum in recognition of his leadership, accomplishments, and contributions to society.[35]
Similar to the 2010 event, Hit for Haiti, Federer organized and participated in a charity match called Rally for Relief on 16 January 2011, to benefit those that were affected by the 2010–2011 Queensland floods.
Federer is currently number 31 on Forbes top 100 celebrities as of May 2012. [36]
Federer's main accomplishments as a junior player came at Wimbledon in 1998, where he won both the boys' singles tournament over Irakli Labadze,[37] and in doubles teamed up with Olivier Rochus, defeating the team of Michaël Llodra and Andy Ram.[38] In addition, Federer lost the US Open Junior tournament in 1998 to David Nalbandian. He won four ITF junior singles tournaments in his career, including the prestigious Orange Bowl, where he defeated Guillermo Coria, in the finals.[39] He ended 1998 as the junior world no. 1.
Federer's first tournament as a professional was Gstaad in 1998 (12th grade), where he faced Lucas Arnold Ker in the round of 32 and lost.[40] Federer's first final came at the Marseille Open in 2000, where he lost to fellow Swiss Marc Rosset.[41] Federer won the 2001 Hopman Cup representing Switzerland along with Martina Hingis. The duo defeated the American pair of Monica Seles and Jan-Michael Gambill in the finals. Federer's first win was at the 2001 Milan Indoor tournament, where he defeated Julien Boutter.[41] Although he won his first ever title already in 1999 on the challenger tour, winning the doubles event in Segovia, Spain together with Dutchman Sander Groen, the finals was played on Federer´s 18th birthday. In 2001, Federer made his first Grand Slam quarterfinal at the French Open, and at Wimbledon that same year defeated four-time defending champion Pete Sampras to reach the quarterfinals. The most prestigious event final he reached during this period was the 2002 Miami Masters event, where he lost to Andre Agassi, on hard court.[42] In addition, Federer won his first Master Series event at the 2002 Hamburg Masters on clay, over Marat Safin; the victory made him a top-10 player for the first time.[42] Federer made 10 singles finals between 1998 and 2002, of which he won four and lost six.[40][41][42][43][44] He also made six finals in doubles. Of note are Federer and partner Max Mirnyi's defeat in the final of the Indian Wells Masters in 2002, and their victory in the same year in the final of the Rotterdam 500 series event. Federer had won the latter a year earlier with partner Jonas Björkman.[42][44]
In 2003, Federer won his first Grand Slam singles title at Wimbledon, beating Mark Philippoussis.[45] Federer won his first and only doubles Masters Series 1000 event in Miami with Max Mirnyi,[46] and made it to one singles Masters Series 1000 event in Rome on clay, which he lost.[45] Federer made it to nine finals on the ATP Tour and won seven of them, including the 500 series events at Dubai and Vienna.[45] Lastly, Federer won the year-end championships over Andre Agassi.[45]
During 2004, Federer won three Grand Slam singles titles for the first time in his career and became the first person to do so since Mats Wilander in 1988. His first Grand Slam hard-court title came at the Australian Open over Marat Safin. He then won his second Wimbledon crown over Andy Roddick.[47] Federer defeated the 2001 US Open champion, Lleyton Hewitt, at the US Open for his first title there.[47] Federer won three ATP Masters Series 1000 events. One was on clay in Hamburg, and the other two were on hard surfaces at Indian Wells and in Canada.[47] Federer took the ATP 500 series event at Dubai and wrapped up the year by winning the year-end championships for the second time.[47]
In 2005, Federer failed to reach the finals of the first two Grand Slam tournaments, losing the Australian Open semifinal to eventual champion Safin and the French Open semifinal to eventual champion Rafael Nadal.[48] However, Federer quickly reestablished his dominance on grass, winning the Wimbledon Championships over Andy Roddick. At the US Open, Federer defeated Andre Agassi in the latter's last Grand Slam final.[48] Federer also took four ATP Masters Series 1000 wins: Indian Wells, Miami, and Cincinnati on hard court, and Hamburg on clay.[48] Furthermore, Federer won two ATP 500 series events at Rotterdam and Dubai.[48] Federer lost the year-end championships to David Nalbandian in the final.[48]
In 2006, Federer won three Grand Slam singles titles and reached the final of the other, with the only loss coming against Nadal in the French Open. This was the two men's first meeting in a Grand Slam final.[49] Federer defeated Nadal in the Wimbledon Championships final. In the Australian Open, Federer defeated Marcos Baghdatis,[49] and at the US Open, Federer defeated Roddick (2003 champion).[49] In addition, Federer made it to six ATP Masters Series 1000 finals, winning four on hard surfaces and losing two on clay to Nadal. Federer won one ATP 500 series event in Tokyo and captured the year-end championships for the third time in his career.[49]
In 2007, Federer reached all four Grand Slam singles finals, winning three of them. He won the Australian Open over Fernando González, Wimbledon over Rafael Nadal for the second time, and the US Open over Novak Djokovic. Federer lost the French Open to Nadal.[50] Federer made five ATP Masters Series 1000 finals in 2007, winning the Hamburg and Cincinnati titles.[50] Federer won one 500 series event in Dubai and won the year-end championships.[50]
In 2008, Federer won one Grand Slam singles title, which came at the US Open over Briton Andy Murray.[51] Federer was defeated by Nadal in two Grand Slam finals, at the French Open, and at Wimbledon, when he was going for six straight wins to break Björn Borg's record.[51] At the Australian Open, Federer lost in the semifinals to Djokovic, which ended his record of 10 consecutive finals.[51] Federer lost twice in Master Series 1000 finals on clay to Nadal, at Monte Carlo and Hamburg.[51] However, Federer captured two titles in 250-level events at Estoril and Halle and one title in a 500 level event in Basel. In doubles, Federer and Stanislas Wawrinka won the gold medal at the Olympic Games.[52]
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In 2009, Federer won two Grand Slam singles titles, the French Open over Robin Söderling, and Wimbledon over Andy Roddick.[53] Federer reached two other Grand Slam finals, losing to Nadal at the Australian Open, and to Juan Martín del Potro at the US Open.[53] Federer won two more events, the first at the Madrid Masters over Nadal in the final on clay.[53] The second was in Cincinnati over Djokovic, although Federer lost to Djokovic in Basel, later in the year.[53] Federer completed a career Grand Slam by winning his first French Open title and won a men's record fifteenth Grand Slam singles title, surpassing Pete Sampras's mark of fourteen.[53]
In 2010, Federer slowed down in his milestones and achievements. The year started with a win at the Australian Open,[54] where he defeated Andy Murray in the final and improved his Grand Slam singles record to sixteen titles.[51] But at the French Open, Federer failed to reach a Grand Slam semifinal for the first time since the 2004 French Open, losing to Söderling, in the quarterfinals, and losing his no. 1 ranking.[54] At the French Open, Federer won his 700th tour match and 150th tour match on clay.[54][55] Federer was just one week away from equaling Pete Sampras's record of 286 weeks as world no. 1. In a big surprise at Wimbledon, Federer lost in the quarterfinal to Tomáš Berdych, and fell to world no. 3 in the rankings.[54][56][57] At the 2010 US Open, Federer reached the semifinals, avenging his French Open loss to Söderling in the quarterfinals, but then lost a five-set match to third seed Novak Djokovic.[54] Federer made it to four Masters 1000 finals, losing three of them (the Madrid Open, the Canadian Masters, and the Shanghai Masters) while winning the Cincinnati Masters against Mardy Fish.[58] In 2010 Federer equaled Agassi for the number of Masters wins at 17 and tied Bjorn Borg's mark for number of total titles won, moving to just one behind Sampras. Towards the middle of July, Federer hired Pete Sampras' old coach Paul Annacone to put his tennis game and career on the right path on a trial basis.[59] Federer won two lesser titles at the Stockholm Open and the Davidoff Swiss Indoors which brought his tally to 65 career titles. Lastly, Federer won the year-end championships by beating rival Rafael Nadal, for his fifth title at the event. He showed much of his old form, beating all contenders except Nadal in straight sets. Since Wimbledon 2010, Federer had a win-loss record of 34–4 and had multiple match points in two of his losses: to Novak Djokovic in the semifinal of the US Open, and to Gaël Monfils in the semifinal of the Paris Masters. Federer did not play in the 2010 Davis Cup.
The year 2011, although great by most players' standards, was a lean year for Federer. He was defeated in straight sets in the semifinals of the 2011 Australian Open by eventual champion Novak Djokovic, marking the first time since July 2003 that he did not hold any of the four Major titles. In the French Open semifinal, Federer ended Djokovic's undefeated streak of 43 consecutive wins with a stunning four-set victory. However, Federer then lost in the final to Rafael Nadal. At Wimbledon, Federer advanced to his 29th consecutive Grand Slam quarterfinal, but lost to Jo-Wilfried Tsonga. It marked the first time in his career that he had lost a Grand Slam match after winning the first two sets. At the US Open, Federer lost a much-anticipated semifinal match with Novak Djokovic, after squandering two match points in the fifth set which repeated his previous year's result against Djokovic and added a second loss from two sets up in Grand Slam play to his record. The loss at Flushing Meadows meant that Federer did not win any of the four Majors in 2011, the first time this has happened since 2002.
During this 2011 season, Federer won the Qatar Open, defeating Nikolay Davydenko in the final. However, he lost the final in Dubai to Djokovic and lost in the Miami Masters and Madrid Open semifinals to Rafael Nadal. In pulling out of the 2011 Shanghai Masters, Federer dropped out of the top 3 for the first time since June 2003.[60] Later in the season, things picked up for Federer. He ended a 10-month title drought and won the Swiss Indoors for the fifth time, defeating youngster Kei Nishikori, who had defeated an ailing Djokovic in the semifinals. Federer followed this up with his first win at the Paris Masters, where he reached his first final at the event and defeated Jo-Wilfried Tsonga. At the 2011 ATP World Tour Finals, Federer crushed Rafael Nadal in exactly one hour en route to the semifinals,[61] where he defeated David Ferrer to reach the final at the year-end championships for the seventh time, his 100th tour-level final overall. As a result of this win, Federer also regained the world no. 3 ranking from Andy Murray. In the final, he defeated Jo-Wilfried Tsonga for the third consecutive Sunday and, in doing so, claimed his record sixth ATP World Tour Finals title.[62]
Federer began his 2012 season with the Qatar Open, where he withdrew in the semifinals. He then played in the 2012 Australian Open, where he reached the semifinals, setting up a 27th career meeting with Nadal, a match he lost in four tight sets. He then participated in the Davis Cup representing Switzerland in the 2012 Davis Cup World Group, but Switzerland was eliminated in a home tie against the United States played on indoor clay in Fribourg. The loss included a four-set defeat for Federer at the hands of John Isner as well as a tight four-set loss with Stanislas Wawrinka in the doubles rubber against Mardy Fish and Mike Bryan. He then played the ABN AMRO World Tennis Tournament for the first time since winning the title in 2005. He beat del Potro in the final to clinch his second title in Rotterdam. Federer then played in the Dubai Duty Free Tennis Championships where he defeated Andy Murray in the final, improved his record against him to 7–8, and won the championship title for the fifth time in his career. Federer then moved on to the BNP Paribas Open in Indian Wells, where he defeated Rafael Nadal in the semifinal, and defeated John Isner in the final. Federer won the title for a record fourth time, and, in doing so, equalled Rafael Nadal's record of 19 ATP Masters 1000 titles. Federer then lost in the third round of the Sony Ericsson Open to Andy Roddick in three sets. Federer went on to compete at the Madrid Masters on new blue clay, where he beat Milos Raonic, Richard Gasquet, David Ferrer, Janko Tipsarevic and Tomáš Berdych in the final and regained the world no. 2 ranking from Rafael Nadal in the process. Federer then participated in the Internazionali BNL d'Italia tournament in Rome where he won over Carlos Berlocq, Juan Carlos Ferrero and Andreas Seppi en route to the semifinal, where he was defeated in straight sets by the defending champion and 2012 runner up Novak Djokovic.
Federer and Nadal have been playing each other since 2004, and their rivalry is a significant part of both men's careers.[63][64][65][66][67]
They held the top two rankings on the ATP Tour from July 2005 until 14 September 2009, when Nadal fell to World No. 3 (Andy Murray became the new No. 2).[68] They are the only pair of men to have ever finished four consecutive calendar years at the top. Federer was ranked number 1 for a record 237 consecutive weeks beginning in February 2004. Nadal, who is five years younger, ascended to No. 2 in July 2005 and held this spot for a record 160 consecutive weeks before surpassing Federer in August 2008.[69]
Nadal leads their head-to-head 18–10. However, most of their matches have been on clay. Federer has a winning record on grass (2–1) and indoor hard courts (4–0) while Nadal leads the outdoor hard courts by 5–2 and clay by 12–2.[70] Because tournament seedings are based on rankings, 19 of their matches have been in tournament finals, including an all-time record 8 Grand Slam finals.[71] From 2006 to 2008 they played in every French Open and Wimbledon final, and then they met in the 2009 Australian Open final and the 2011 French Open final. Nadal won six of the eight, losing the first two Wimbledons. Three of these matches were five set-matches (2007 and 2008 Wimbledon, 2009 Australian Open), and the 2008 Wimbledon final has been lauded as the greatest match ever by many long-time tennis analysts.[72][73][74][75] They have also played in a record 9 Masters Series finals, including their lone five hour match at the 2006 Rome Masters which Nadal won in a fifth-set tie-break having saved two match points.
The two have met 25 times with Federer leading 14–11, and 5–4 in Grand Slam events. Djokovic is the only player besides Nadal to have defeated Federer more than once in a Grand Slam tournament since 2004, the only player besides Nadal to defeat Federer in consecutive grand slam tournaments (2010 US Open and 2011 Australian Open) and the only player besides Nadal who has "double figure" career wins over Federer. Djokovic is one of two players (the other again being Nadal) currently on tour to have defeated Federer in straight sets at a Grand Slam (2008 Australian Open and 2011 Australian Open) and the only player to do it two times.
Because of the continuously improving game and general rise of Djokovic in the last 3 years, many experts include Djokovic when talking about Nadal and Federer (all 3 have played each other at least 25 times) and Federer has cited his rivalry with Djokovic as his second favorite after his rivalry with Nadal. Experts such as John McEnroe have said that this is the beginning of a new change in tennis. Djokovic's recent back-to-back-to-back wins against Federer at the Australian Open, Dubai and Indian Wells tournament have made this rivalry even more intense. During that span, Djokovic had gone on a 43–0 winning streak dating back to the Davis Cup final the previous year. Federer ended Djokovic's perfect 41–0 season defeating him in the semifinals of the 2011 French Open, but Djokovic was able to avenge his loss at the 2011 US Open, and Federer lost with a score of 6–7, 4–6, 6–3, 6–2, 7–5.[76] Federer cited this as one of the greatest losses in his career, as he had 2 consecutive match points in set five, with his serve, and was 2 sets up before Djokovic came back in what has become one of the greatest comebacks in tennis history (according to John McEnroe). McEnroe claimed that Djokovic's crosscourt forehand return was "one of the great all-time shots in tennis history" and that the semifinal was one of the greatest matches in history. Djokovic contributed to ending Federer's eight-year streak of winning at least one Grand Slam title per year and Djokovic became the second male tennis player to have at least 10 wins against Federer (the other being Nadal).
Many experts have included the rivalry between Federer and Djokovic as one of the best hard-court rivalries in the Open Era.[77]
Federer and Murray have met 15 times, all hard courts, with Murray leading 8–7.[78] Federer has won each of their Grand Slam matches (both were in the final) in straight sets at the 2008 US Open[79] and 2010 Australian Open,[80] but Murray leads 5–1 in ATP 1000 tournaments. They have met three times in the ATP World Tour Finals, with Murray winning in Shanghai in 2008[81] and Federer in London in 2009 and 2010.[82] Their most recent encounter was in the 2012 Dubai final where Federer was victorious. Apart from Nadal, Murray is the only other active player to have a positive head to head record against Federer.
Federer and Lleyton Hewitt have played each other on 26 occasions. Early in their careers, Hewitt dominated Federer, winning seven of their first nine meetings, including a victory from two sets down in the 2003 Davis Cup semifinal which allowed Australia to defeat Switzerland. However, from 2004 onward, Federer has dominated the rivalry, winning 16 of the last 17 meetings to emerge with a 18–8 overall head-to-head record.[83] This is Federer's longest rivalry as these two first played each other as juniors in 1996. They have met in one Grand Slam final, the 2004 US Open final, where Federer won to win his first US Open title. Federer is 9–0 against Hewitt in Grand Slams, and has won six of the Grand Slams in which he has defeated Hewitt.
One of Federer's longstanding rivalries is with American Andy Roddick. Federer and Roddick have met on many occasions, including in four Grand Slam finals (three at Wimbledon and one at the US Open). Federer leads 21–3, making Roddick the ATP player with the most tournament losses to Federer. Roddick lost his World No. 1 ranking to Federer after Federer won his first Australian Open in 2004.
In the 2009 Wimbledon final, Roddick lost to Federer in five sets. It included a fifth set made up of 30 games (a Grand Slam final record) and a match that was over 4 hours long. With that victory, Federer broke Pete Sampras' record of 14 Grand Slam titles.
David Nalbandian was Federer's biggest rival earlier in his career. Both players had an outstanding junior career, Federer won the Wimbledon junior title and Nalbandian won the US Open junior title (beating Federer). Even though Federer has a narrow advantage against Nalbandian, leading their meetings 11–8, Nalbandian beat Federer in their first five meetings after turning professional, including the fourth round of both the Australian Open and US Open in 2003. Their most impressive match was in the 2005 Shanghai Tennis Master Cup, where Nalbandian came back from being two sets to love down against Federer and ultimately prevailed in a fifth set tiebreak. The loss prevented Federer from tying John McEnroe's 82–3 all-time single year record, set in 1984. Nalbandian, Lleyton Hewitt and Andy Murray have beaten Federer 8 times, with only Rafael Nadal and Novak Djokovic recording more victories over Federer.
Federer's versatility was summarised by Jimmy Connors: "In an era of specialists, you're either a clay court specialist, a grass court specialist, or a hard court specialist...or you're Roger Federer."[84]
Federer is an all-court, all-round player known for his speed, fluid style of play, and exceptional shot making. Federer mainly plays from the baseline but is also comfortable at the net, being one of the best volleyers in the game today. He has a powerful, accurate smash and very effectively performs rare elements in today's tennis, such as backhand smash, half-volley and jump smash (slam dunk). David Foster Wallace compared the brute force of Federer's forehand motion with that of "a great liquid whip,"[85] while John McEnroe has referred to Federer's forehand as "the greatest shot in our sport."[86] Federer is also known for his efficient movement around the court and excellent footwork, which enables him to run around shots directed to his backhand and instead hit a powerful inside-out or inside-in forehand, one of his best shots. Though Federer plays with a single-handed backhand which gives him great variety. Federer's forehand and backhand slice are both known as the best ever to enter the game. He employs the slice, occasionally using it to lure the opponent to the net and pass him. Federer can also fire topspin winners and possesses a 'flick' backhand where he can generate pace with his wrist; this is usually used to pass the opponent at the net.[85] His serve is difficult to read because he always uses a similar ball toss regardless of what type of serve he is going to hit and where he aims to hit it, and turns his back to his opponents during his motion. He is often able to produce big serves on key points during a match. His first serve is typically around 200 km/h (125 mph);[87][88][89] however, he is capable of serving at 220 km/h (137 mph).[87][88] Federer is also accomplished at serve and volleying,[90] and employed this tactic especially frequently in his early career.[91] His speciality is a half-volley from the baseline which enables him to play close to the baseline and to pick up even the deeper shots very early after they bounce, giving his opponents less time to react.[citation needed] Later in his career Federer added the drop shot to his arsenal, and can perform a well-disguised one off both wings. He sometimes uses a between-the-legs shot, which is colloquially referred to as a "tweener." His most notable use of the tweener was in the semifinals of the 2009 US Open against Novak Djokovic, bringing him triple match point, on which he capitalised for a straight-set victory over the Serb.[92]
Federer currently plays with a customised Wilson Pro Staff Six.One 90 BLX tennis racquet,[93] which is characterised by its smaller hitting area of 90 square inches, heavy strung weight of 357.2 grams, and thin beam of 17.5 millimeters. His grip size is 4 3/8 inches (sometimes referred to as L3).[94] Federer strings his racquets at 21.5 kg mains/20 kg crosses pre stretched 20%, utilizing Wilson Natural Gut 16 gauge for his main strings and Luxilon Big Banger ALU Power Rough 16L gauge (polyester) for his cross strings.[94] When asked about string tensions, Federer stated "this depends on how warm the days are and with what kind of balls I play and against who I play. So you can see – it depends on several factors and not just the surface; the feeling I have is most important."[95]
Federer is one of the highest-earning athletes in the world. He has a contract with Nike footwear and apparel.[96] For the 2006 championships at Wimbledon, Nike designed a jacket emblazoned with a crest of three tennis racquets, symbolising the three Wimbledon Championships he had previously won, and which was updated the next year with four racquets after he won the Championship in 2006.[97] In Wimbledon 2008 and again in 2009, Nike continued this trend by making him a personalised cardigan.[98] He also has his own logo, an R and F joined together.[99] Federer endorses Gillette,[100] Jura, a Swiss-based coffee machine company,[101] as well as Mercedes-Benz and NetJets. Federer also endorses Rolex watches,[102] although he was previously an ambassador for Maurice Lacroix.[103] Also in 2009 Federer became brand ambassador for Swiss chocolate makers Lindt.[104] In 2010 his endorsement by Mercedes-Benz China was extended into a global Mercedes-Benz partnership deal.[105]
Information in these tables is updated only once the player's participation in the tournament has concluded.
Tournament | 1998 | 1999 | 2000 | 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 | 2010 | 2011 | 2012 | SR | W–L | Win % |
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Australian Open | A | LQ | 3R | 3R | 4R | 4R | W | SF | W | W | SF | F | W | SF | SF | 4 / 13 | 63–9 | 87.50 |
French Open | A | 1R | 4R | QF | 1R | 1R | 3R | SF | F | F | F | W | QF | F | 1 / 14 | 52–12 | 81.25 | |
Wimbledon | A | 1R | 1R | QF | 1R | W | W | W | W | W | F | W | QF | QF | 6 / 13 | 59–7 | 89.39 | |
US Open | A | LQ | 3R | 4R | 4R | 4R | W | W | W | W | W | F | SF | SF | 5 / 12 | 61–7 | 89.71 | |
Win–Loss | 0–0 | 0–2 | 7–4 | 13–4 | 6–4 | 13–3 | 22–1 | 24–2 | 27–1 | 26–1 | 24–3 | 26–2 | 20–3 | 20–4 | 7–1 | 16 / 52 | 235–35 | 87.04 |
Outcome | Year | Championship | Surface | Opponent | Score |
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Winner | 2003 | Wimbledon (1) | Grass | Mark Philippoussis | 7–6(7–5), 6–2, 7–6(7–3) |
Winner | 2004 | Australian Open (1) | Hard | Marat Safin | 7–6(7–3), 6–4, 6–2 |
Winner | 2004 | Wimbledon (2) | Grass | Andy Roddick | 4–6, 7–5, 7–6(7–3), 6–4 |
Winner | 2004 | US Open (1) | Hard | Lleyton Hewitt | 6–0, 7–6(7–3), 6–0 |
Winner | 2005 | Wimbledon (3) | Grass | Andy Roddick | 6–2, 7–6(7–2), 6–4 |
Winner | 2005 | US Open (2) | Hard | Andre Agassi | 6–3, 2–6, 7–6(7–1), 6–1 |
Winner | 2006 | Australian Open (2) | Hard | Marcos Baghdatis | 5–7, 7–5, 6–0, 6–2 |
Runner-up | 2006 | French Open (1) | Clay | Rafael Nadal | 6–1, 1–6, 4–6, 6–7(4–7) |
Winner | 2006 | Wimbledon (4) | Grass | Rafael Nadal | 6–0, 7–6(7–5), 6–7(2–7), 6–3 |
Winner | 2006 | US Open (3) | Hard | Andy Roddick | 6–2, 4–6, 7–5, 6–1 |
Winner | 2007 | Australian Open (3) | Hard | Fernando González | 7–6(7–2), 6–4, 6–4 |
Runner-up | 2007 | French Open (2) | Clay | Rafael Nadal | 3–6, 6–4, 3–6, 4–6 |
Winner | 2007 | Wimbledon (5) | Grass | Rafael Nadal | 7–6(9–7), 4–6, 7–6(7–3), 2–6, 6–2 |
Winner | 2007 | US Open (4) | Hard | Novak Djokovic | 7–6(7–4), 7–6(7–2), 6–4 |
Runner-up | 2008 | French Open (3) | Clay | Rafael Nadal | 1–6, 3–6, 0–6 |
Runner-up | 2008 | Wimbledon (1) | Grass | Rafael Nadal | 4–6, 4–6, 7–6(7–5), 7–6(10–8), 7–9 |
Winner | 2008 | US Open (5) | Hard | Andy Murray | 6–2, 7–5, 6–2 |
Runner-up | 2009 | Australian Open (1) | Hard | Rafael Nadal | 5–7, 6–3, 6–7(3–7), 6–3, 2–6 |
Winner | 2009 | French Open (1) | Clay | Robin Söderling | 6–1, 7–6(7–1), 6–4 |
Winner | 2009 | Wimbledon (6) | Grass | Andy Roddick | 5–7, 7–6(8–6), 7–6(7–5), 3–6, 16–14 |
Runner-up | 2009 | US Open (1) | Hard | Juan Martín del Potro | 6–3, 6–7(5–7), 6–4, 6–7(4–7), 2–6 |
Winner | 2010 | Australian Open (4) | Hard | Andy Murray | 6–3, 6–4, 7–6(13–11) |
Runner-up | 2011 | French Open (4) | Clay | Rafael Nadal | 5–7, 6–7(3–7), 7–5, 1–6 |
Tournament | 1998 | 1999 | 2000 | 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 | 2010 | 2011 | 2012 | SR | W–L | Win % |
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YEC | NQ | NQ | NQ | NQ | SF | W | W | F | W | W | RR | SF | W | W | 6 / 10 | 39–7 | 84.78 | |
Win–Loss | 0–0 | 0–0 | 0–0 | 0–0 | 3–1 | 5–0 | 5–0 | 4–1 | 5–0 | 4–1 | 1–2 | 2–2 | 5–0 | 5–0 |
Outcome | Year | Championship | Surface | Opponent | Score |
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Winner | 2003 | Houston | Hard | Andre Agassi | 6–3, 6–0, 6–4 |
Winner | 2004 | Houston | Hard | Lleyton Hewitt | 6–3, 6–2 |
Runner-up | 2005 | Shanghai | Carpet (i) | David Nalbandian | 7–6(7–4), 7–6(13–11), 2–6, 1–6, 6–7(3–7) |
Winner | 2006 | Shanghai | Hard (i) | James Blake | 6–0, 6–3, 6–4 |
Winner | 2007 | Shanghai | Hard (i) | David Ferrer | 6–2, 6–3, 6–2 |
Winner | 2010 | London | Hard (i) | Rafael Nadal | 6–3, 3–6, 6–1 |
Winner | 2011 | London | Hard (i) | Jo-Wilfried Tsonga | 6–3, 6–7(6–8), 6–3 |
Outcome | Year | Championship | Surface | Partner | Opponents | Score |
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Winner | 2008 | Beijing | Hard | Wawrinka | Aspelin Johansson |
6–3, 6–4, 6–7(4–7), 6–3 |
Time span | Selected Grand Slam tournament records | Players matched |
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2003 Wimbledon — 2009 French Open |
Career Grand Slam | Rod Laver Andre Agassi Rafael Nadal |
2003 Wimbledon — 2010 Australian Open |
16 titles | Stands alone |
2003 Wimbledon — 2011 French Open |
23 finals | Stands alone |
2005 Wimbledon — 2007 US Open |
10 consecutive finals | Stands alone |
2004 Wimbledon — 2010 Australian Open |
23 consecutive semifinals[106][107] | Stands alone |
2004 Wimbledon — 2012 Australian Open |
31 consecutive quarterfinals | Stands alone |
2004 & 2006–2007 | 3 years winning 3+ titles | Stands alone |
2004–2007 & 2009 | 5 years winning 2+ titles | Stands alone |
2006–2007 | 2 consecutive years winning 3+ titles | Stands alone |
2004–2007 | 4 consecutive years winning 2+ titles | Stands alone |
2003–2010 | 8 consecutive years winning 1+ title[107] | Björn Borg Pete Sampras |
2004 Australian Open — 2011 US Open |
8 consecutive years winning 20+ matches | Stands alone |
2003 Wimbledon — 2010 Australian Open |
4+ titles at 3 different Majors | Stands alone |
2003 Wimbledon — 2011 French Open |
5+ finals at all 4 Majors | Stands alone |
2003 Wimbledon — 2011 French Open |
6+ semifinals at all 4 Majors | Stands alone |
2001 French Open — 2011 US Open |
8+ quarterfinals at all 4 Majors | Stands alone |
2003 Wimbledon — 2008 US Open |
5 consecutive titles at 2 different Majors[107] | Stands alone |
2003 Wimbledon — 2007 French Open |
2+ consecutive finals at all 4 Majors | Ivan Lendl |
2003 Wimbledon — 2009 French Open |
5+ consecutive semifinals at all 4 Majors | Stands alone |
2003 Wimbledon — 2011 US Open |
7+ consecutive quarterfinals at all 4 Majors | Stands alone |
2003 Wimbledon — 2006 Australian Open |
First 7 finals won | Stands alone |
2004 Australian Open — 2010 Australian Open |
9 hard-court titles | Stands alone |
2006–2007 & 2009 | All 4 Major finals in 1 season | Rod Laver |
2006 French Open — 2009 US Open |
Runner-up finishes at all 4 Majors | Ivan Lendl |
2000 Australian Open — 2012 French Open |
235 match wins overall[108] | Stands alone |
2000 Australian Open — 2012 French Open |
50+ match wins at all 4 Majors[109] | Stands alone |
2006 | 27 match wins in 1 season | Stands alone |
2004 French Open — 2008 Wimbledon |
18 consecutive No. 1 seeds | Stands alone |
2006 US Open — 2007 French Open |
36 consecutive sets won | Stands alone |
2007 US Open | 35 consecutive service points won | Stands alone |
2009 Wimbledon | 50 aces in a final | Stands alone |
2007 US Open | $2.4 million earned at one event | Stands alone |
2005 Wimbledon — 2007 French Open |
2 winning streaks of 25+ matches | Stands alone |
2005 Wimbledon — 2009 US Open |
3 winning streaks of 20+ matches | Stands alone |
2004 Wimbledon — 2009 US Open |
5 winning streaks of 15+ matches | Stands alone |
Grand Slam tournaments | Time Span | Records at each Grand Slam tournament | Players matched |
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Australian Open | 2004–2010 | 4 titles overall | Andre Agassi |
Australian Open | 2006–2007 | 2 consecutive titles | Ken Rosewall Guillermo Vilas Johan Kriek Mats Wilander Stefan Edberg Ivan Lendl Jim Courier Andre Agassi Novak Djokovic |
Australian Open | 2004–2007 | 3 titles in 4 years | Andre Agassi |
Australian Open | 2004–2010 | 5 finals overall | Stefan Edberg |
Australian Open | 2004–2012 | 9 consecutive semifinals | Stands alone |
Australian Open | 2007 | Won without dropping a set[110] | Ken Rosewall |
Australian Open | 2000–2012 | 63 match wins overall[110] | Stands alone |
French Open | 2006–2009 | 4 consecutive finals | Björn Borg Ivan Lendl Rafael Nadal |
French Open | 2006–2008, 2011 | 4 runner-ups[111] | Stands alone |
French Open | 2006–2008 | 3 consecutive runner-ups | Stands alone |
French Open | 2005–2009 | 5 consecutive semifinals | Stands alone |
French Open—Wimbledon | 2009 | Accomplished a "Channel Slam": Winning both tournaments in the same year | Rod Laver Björn Borg Rafael Nadal |
Wimbledon | 2003–2007 | 5 consecutive titles[112] | Björn Borg |
Wimbledon | 2003–2009 | 7 finals overall | Boris Becker Pete Sampras |
Wimbledon | 2003–2009 | 7 consecutive finals | Stands alone |
Wimbledon | 2003–2009 | 7 consecutive semifinals | Stands alone |
US Open | 2004–2008 | 5 titles overall | Jimmy Connors Pete Sampras |
US Open | 2004–2008 | 5 consecutive titles | Stands alone |
US Open | 2004–2009 | 40 consecutive match wins[113] | Stands alone |
US Open | 1999–2011 | 89.71% (61–7) match winning percentage | Stands alone |
Time span | Other selected records | Players matched |
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2 February 2004 — 17 August 2008 |
237 consecutive weeks at No. 1[107] | Stands alone |
2003–2005 | 26 consecutive match victories vs. top 10 opponents | Stands alone |
2005–2006 | 56 consecutive hard court match victories | Stands alone |
2003–2008 | 65 consecutive grass court match victories[107] | Stands alone |
2003–2005 | 24 consecutive tournament finals won[107] | Stands alone |
2001–2012 | 10+ titles on grass, clay and hard courts | Stands alone |
2003–2009 | 11 grass court titles | Stands alone |
2002–2012 | 51 hard court titles | Stands alone |
2006 | 9 hard court titles in 1 season | Jimmy Connors |
1998–2012 | 315 tiebreaks won[114] | Stands alone |
1999–2011 | 87.18% (102–15) grass court match winning percentage[115] | Stands alone |
1998–2012 | 83.20% (515–104) hard court match winning percentage[116] | Stands alone |
2006 | 94.12% of tournament finals reached in 1 season | Stands alone |
2003–2011 | 6 ATP World Tour Finals titles overall[117] | Stands alone |
2002–2011 | 39 ATP World Tour Finals match wins[117] | Ivan Lendl |
2002–2012 | 32 combined Championship Masters Series finals | Stands alone |
2002–2012 | 44 Masters 1000 semifinals | Stands alone |
2000–2012 | 261 Masters 1000 match wins | Stands alone |
2004–2012 | 14 Masters 1000 hard court titles | Andre Agassi |
2004–2012 | 4 Indian Wells Masters titles[118] | Stands alone |
2004–2008 | 2 consecutive Olympic games as wire-to-wire No. 1 | Stands alone |
2005–2007 | 3 consecutive calendar years as wire-to-wire No. 1 | Stands alone |
2005–2007 | 3 calendar years as wire-to-wire No. 1 | Jimmy Connors |
2003–2010 | Ended 8 years ranked inside the top 2 | Jimmy Connors |
2007 | $10 million prize money earned in a season | Rafael Nadal Novak Djokovic |
2005–2007 | 2 winning streaks of 35+ matches | Björn Borg |
2004–2012 | 7 winning streaks of 20+ matches | Stands alone |
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Short description | Swiss tennis professional |
Date of birth | 8 August 1981 |
Place of birth | Binningen (near Basel), Switzerland) |
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Country | United States |
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Residence | Bradenton, Florida, United States |
Born | (1978-04-03) 3 April 1978 (age 34) Hamburg, Germany |
Height | 1.88 m (6 ft 2 in) |
Weight | 88 kg (190 lb; 13.9 st) |
Turned pro | 1996 |
Plays | Right-handed (one-handed backhand) |
Career prize money | $10,226,680 |
Singles | |
Career record | 471–268 |
Career titles | 12 |
Highest ranking | No. 2 (May 13, 2002) |
Current ranking | No. 109 (May 7, 2012) |
Grand Slam Singles results | |
Australian Open | SF (1999, 2002, 2007) |
French Open | 4R (2002, 2009) |
Wimbledon | SF (2009) |
US Open | QF (2004, 2006, 2007) |
Other tournaments | |
Olympic Games | Silver Medal (2000) |
Doubles | |
Career record | 54–61 |
Career titles | 1 |
Highest ranking | No. 127 (18 February 2002) |
Current ranking | No. 320 (February 27, 2012) |
Grand Slam Doubles results | |
Australian Open | – |
French Open | – |
Wimbledon | – |
US Open | 1R (2005) |
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Tommy Haas (born 3 April 1978 as Thomas Mario Haas) is a German and recently naturalized American professional tennis player. He has competed on the ATP Tour since 1996. After breaking into the World Top 100 in 1997, and reaching a career-high singles ranking of World No. 2 on 13 May 2002, Haas's career has been interrupted by injuries: whilst a professional, he has twice dropped out of the world rankings due to being inactive for twelve months.[1] His first period of injury saw him miss the whole of the 2003 season, and he did not return to the world's top ten until 2007. He also missed over a year's tennis between February 2010 and June 2011, but has since returned to play on the Tour.
Haas has never won a Grand Slam tournament, his best result being three-time semi-finalist at the Australian Open and one semi-final at Wimbledon. He has won thirteen career titles in singles and doubles, including one Masters tournament, and has a silver medal from the 2000 Summer Olympics.
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Born in Hamburg, Germany to Brigitte and Peter Haas, Haas started playing his own version of tennis when he was two years old, by using a wooden plank to hit balls against the wall or into his father's hands. When his father noticed his talents, he started bringing Haas to work, as he happened to be a tennis coach.
At five years of age, Haas won his first youth tournament, in Hamburg. At eight years old, he won his second, in Munich. Between eleven and thirteen, Haas would twice win the Austrian Championship, the German Championship, and the European Championship.
Haas's talents were noted by world renowned tennis guru Nick Bollettieri. Nick was so impressed by the young German's talent that he offered Haas the chance to stay and train at his Bollettieri Academy in Bradenton, Florida for free. At 13, speaking little English, Haas moved to Florida to begin training at the academy.
In 1996, Haas became a professional tennis player. He gained attention as a future tennis star when he won his first ATP title in 1999 and managed to make it to the semi-finals of the Australian Open and was a finalist in the Grand Slam Cup. The following year he won a silver medal in the Sydney Olympics.
In 2001, he began to make even greater strides in his tennis career by winning four ATP titles, including his first ATP Master's title, finishing 2001 as number 8 in the world and therefore only missing out on playing in the season-ending Masters Cup because of Goran Ivanišević's Wimbledon triumph, which meant Ivanišević took the eight and final spot. Haas was quickly rising to the top of the tennis ranks when his career was suddenly halted at no. 2 in the world by a tragic and severe accident that nearly claimed the lives of Haas's parents, leaving his father in a coma. Haas spent much of the 2002 year taking care of his family, instead of playing tennis. At the end of the lay-off from tennis because of his parent's accident, he seriously injured his shoulder, requiring a major operation. He was plagued by further injuries and related complications afterwards, and did not return to professional tennis fully until 2004. Before his parents' accident and his injuries, he had an impressive record against notable former, current, and future no. 1 ranked players: 3–0 against Andy Roddick, 5–5 against Pete Sampras, 2–1 against Roger Federer, 2–1 against Marat Safin, and 2–0 against Jim Courier. Haas won two more ATP titles in his return year of 2004, while trying to gain back his form.
In 2006, Haas won three ATP Tournaments and put on an impressive performance at the 2006 US Open, making it to the quarterfinals, where he was knocked out by Nikolay Davydenko, despite having been up two sets. Haas began having severe cramps in his legs in the third set, and from then on, his limited mobility on the court perhaps cost him the remaining three sets and a match in the semifinals. During the match he was visibly disturbed, repeatedly hitting his legs with his racquet, frustrated at the cramps.
At the end of the year, he had to win the Paris Masters to qualify for the Masters Cup, the ATP year-end finale. He lost after a semifinal run to Dominik Hrbatý with health problems and did not play again for the rest of the year.
In 2007, Haas, with his trademark long hair now cut short, had battled his way to his third Australian Open semifinal, which included intense matches against David Nalbandian and a five-set quarterfinal rematch against Nikolay Davydenko. He lost his semifinal match against first-time Grand Slam finalist Fernando González from Chile in straight sets. Despite this loss, Haas returned to the top 10 of the world rankings for the first time since 2002.
On 25 February, at the Regions Morgan Keegan Championships in Memphis, Haas stopped Andy Roddick's quest for the final, winning 6–3, 6–2. This was the first time Haas had won a title without facing a single break point in any of his matches, as well as the first time he has won titles in consecutive seasons. Haas is also only the second player who has won three titles at Memphis, the other being Jimmy Connors, who won in 1979, 1983, and 1984. Haas has not lost a final since losing to Andre Agassi in the 2002 Rome Masters.
Haas reached the quarterfinals of the Pacific Life Open, an ATP Masters Series tournament held in Indian Wells, California, where he lost to Scotland's Andy Murray in a third-set tiebreaker. In the 2007 ATP Champion's Race, Haas, the thirteenth seed (10th-ranked), not known for being much of a grass courter, advanced to the fourth round at Wimbledon for the first time, defeating Zack Fleishman, Tomáš Zíb, and no. 21 seed Dmitry Tursunov. Unfortunately, this run came to an end after he suffered a torn abdominal muscle and had to withdraw a day before playing Roger Federer.
At the 2007 US Open, Haas equaled his best result in New York by reaching the quarterfinals with thrilling five-set wins over Sébastien Grosjean and James Blake. He beat Blake, 4–6, 6–4, 3–6, 6–0, 7–6, saving match points. His run ended, however, with a three-set loss to Nikolay Davydenko.
In the first half of 2008, Haas was derailed by injuries, causing him to miss both the Australian Open and the French Open. This dropped him significantly in the rankings, as he was unable to back up his semifinal performance at the Australian Open the year before. He made it to the quarterfinals of the Pacific Life Open in Indian Wells, defeating Andy Murray in three sets. He was then forced to withdraw from his quarterfinal match against Roger Federer due to injury.
He reached the third round at Wimbledon with a four-set win over Guillermo Cañas and a straight-set win over 23rd seed Tommy Robredo. He then fell to Andy Murray in four sets, 4–6, 7–6, 3–6, 2–6.
In the hard-court season, he got to the semifinals of the Legg Mason Tennis Classic in Washington, D.C., but was steamrolled by the red-hot Juan Martín del Potro, 6–2, 6–1. At the Rogers Cup in Toronto, he beat former world no. 1 Carlos Moyà, and then lost to Nikolay Davydenko in the second round. At the US Open, he beat twelfth seed Richard Gasquet in five tough sets, 6–7, 6–4, 5–7, 7–5, 6–2. He then fell to Gilles Müller of Luxembourg in five sets, despite cruising in the first two sets. He lost 6–2, 6–2, 6–7, 3–6, 3–6.
At the beginning of the new season, Haas pulled out of the Qatar ExxonMobil Open due to elbow problems. However, he appeared in Kooyong Exhibition game where he beat Mardy Fish, 7–6, 6–3.
At the 2009 Australian Open, Haas had a decent run, easily beating Eduardo Schwank in the first Round and Flavio Cipolla in the second. In the third round, he fell to the tournament's first seed and eventual champion Rafael Nadal, 4–6, 2–6, 2–6.
At the SAP Open in San Jose, he joined forces with Czech Radek Štěpánek to clinch his first-ever doubles title, after losing in the singles quarterfinals to defending champion Andy Roddick.
Haas lost in the first round in both Memphis and Delray Beach. He did not succeed in defending his title at the BNP Paribas Open in Indian Wells, as he fell to Novak Djokovic in third round, 2–6, 6–7, after defeating Óscar Hernández and Rainer Schüttler. He suffered another failure in the Miami Masters, losing to Mikhail Kukushkin.
In Houston, Texas, at the River Oaks Mens Clay Championship, Haas was defeated by Björn Phau in the quarterfinals, after he defeated defending champion Marcel Granollers in the second round.
As a qualifier in Madrid, he defeated Ernests Gulbis, 6–2, 5–7, 7–5, before he lost to Andy Roddick.
At the 2009 French Open, Haas matched his best result since 2002. He defeated Andrei Pavel in straight sets, and then won a five-setter, 6–3, 7–6, 3–6, 4–6, 6–3, against Leonardo Mayer. After defeating Jérémy Chardy in the third round, Haas was narrowly defeated by the former world no. 1 and eventual champion Roger Federer, 7–6, 7–5, 4–6, 0–6, 2–6 in the fourth round. At a crucial stage of the third set, Haas was only five points away from his biggest win in clay, unable to convert the break point the score leveled to 4–4. Federer overturned the match after this break, winning the last three sets.
At the Gerry Weber Open in Germany, Haas won his first title on grass in his 21st ATP World Tour final. In the process, he defeated fourth seed Jo-Wilfried Tsonga in the second round, Mischa Zverev in the quarterfinals, and Philipp Kohlschreiber in the semifinals. He defeated the tournament's second seed Novak Djokovic, 6–3, 6–7, 6–1, in the final.[2]
This victory made Haas one of a very select group of players to have won ATP titles on all three major surfaces (grass, clay, and hard courts.) With Haas' success at this tournament and at the French Open, his ranking rose to no. 35.
At Wimbledon, Haas won a memorable five-set match against Marin Čilić. Haas was up two sets to love and had match points in the fourth set, then had to save two match points serving at 5–6 before the match was suspended due to darkness after over four hours of play, at 6–6 in the fifth. The next day, Haas broke Cilic at 8–8 and eventually held on to win, 7–5, 7–5, 1–6, 6–7, 10–8. Haas then comfortably defeated Igor Andreev, 7–6, 6–4, 6–4, to reach the quarterfinals. There, he defeated Novak Djokovic, 7–5, 7–6, 4–6, 6–3, for the second time in three weeks to reach the semifinals at the Wimbledon for the first time in his career, where he faced Roger Federer in a rematch of their encounter in Paris. Haas lost, 6–7, 5–7, 3–6, ensuring Federer's historic seventh Wimbledon final. This success at Wimbledon made Haas rise considerably in ATP ranking, reaching no. 19.
Haas continued his late career resurgence by making it to the semifinals at the LA Tennis Open by defeating Marat Safin in the quarterfinals, 7–6, 6–2.[3] But with "The Samurai" fans behind Sam Querrey at home, Haas was defeated, 3–6, 5–7. He made it to the third round at the US Open, losing narrowly to Fernando Verdasco, 3–6, 7–5, 7–6, 1–6, 6–4, after being up a break in each set.
Since the 2010 Australian Open, Haas has once again struggled with injury. He reached the third round in Australia, defeating Simon Greul and Janko Tipsarević, but did not play between after February 2010, spending time recovering from right hip and right shoulder surgeries. He returned to action partnering Radek Štěpánek in doubles in Munich in May 2011, but they lost in the first round. His return match in singles came at the 2011 French Open, where he lost in Round One. He also went down in the first round at Wimbledon, but reached the third round of the 2011 US Open, losing to Juan Mónaco in four sets 7–6, 3–6, 2–6, 3–6. Outside of the Grand Slams he played little tennis, competing in only ten other tournaments, mainly in July, August and October.
Haas began the 2012 season at the Brisbane International, but had to withdraw in the second round.[4]
Haas was born to Brigitte and Peter Haas. He has two sisters, Sabine (born 24 April 1975) and Karin (born 16 June 1979).
Haas is married to actress Sara Foster. On 27 January 2010, Haas became a United States citizen.[5]
On 5 July 2010, Haas announced on his website that he would become a father for the first time. And on 15 November 2010, Haas announced on his website that his wife Sara had given birth to a baby girl, Valentina. He says he wants to remain playing long enough for his daughter to watch him play.[6]
Outcome | Year | Championship | Surface | Opponent | Score |
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Silver | 2000 | Sydney Olympics | Hard | Yevgeny Kafelnikov | 6–7(4–7), 6–3, 2–6, 6–4, 3–6 |
Outcome | Year | Championship | Surface | Opponent | Score |
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Winner | 2001 | Stuttgart | Hard (i) | Max Mirnyi | 6–2, 6–2, 6–2 |
Runner-up | 2002 | Rome | Clay | Andre Agassi | 6–3, 6–3, 6–0 |
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Grand Slam Tournaments (0) |
ATP World Tour Finals (0) |
Grand Slam Cup (0–1) |
Olympic Silver Medal (1) |
ATP World Tour Masters 1000 (1–1) |
ATP World Tour 500 Series (4–2) |
ATP World Tour 250 Series (7–4) |
Outcome | No. | Date | Tournament | Surface | Opponent | Score |
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Runner-up | 1. | 13 October 1997 | Lyon, France | Hard (i) | Fabrice Santoro | 4–6, 4–6 |
Runner-up | 2. | 19 October 1998 | Lyon, France | Hard (i) | Àlex Corretja | 6–2, 6–7(6–8), 1–6 |
Runner-up | 3. | 11 January 1999 | Auckland, New Zealand | Hard | Sjeng Schalken | 4–6, 4–6 |
Winner | 1. | 15 February 1999 | Memphis, United States | Hard | Jim Courier | 6–4, 6–1 |
Runner-up | 4. | 19 July 1999 | Stuttgart, Germany | Clay | Magnus Norman | 7–6(8–6), 6–4, 6–7(7–9), 0–6, 3–6 |
Runner-up | 5. | 17 September 1999 | Grand Slam Cup, Munich, Germany | Carpet | Greg Rusedski | 3–6, 4–6, 7–6(7–5), 6–7(5–7) |
Runner-up | 6. | 1 May 2000 | Munich, Germany | Clay | Franco Squillari | 4–6, 4–6 |
Runner-up | 7. | 18 September 2000 | Summer Olympics, Sydney, Australia | Hard | Yevgeny Kafelnikov | 6–7(4–7), 6–3, 2–6, 6–4, 3–6 |
Runner-up | 8. | 9 October 2000 | Vienna, Austria | Hard (i) | Tim Henman | 4–6, 4–6, 4–6 |
Winner | 2. | 1 January 2001 | Adelaide, Australia | Hard | Nicolás Massú | 6–3, 6–1 |
Winner | 3. | 20 August 2001 | Long Island, US | Hard | Pete Sampras | 6–3, 3–6, 6–2 |
Winner | 4. | 8 October 2001 | Vienna, Austria | Hard (i) | Guillermo Cañas | 6–2, 7–6(8–6), 6–4 |
Winner | 5. | 15 October 2001 | Stuttgart, Germany | Hard (i) | Max Mirnyi | 6–2, 6–2, 6–2 |
Runner-up | 9. | 6 May 2002 | Rome, Italy | Clay | Andre Agassi | 3–6, 3–6, 0–6 |
Winner | 6. | 12 April 2004 | Houston, US | Clay | Andy Roddick | 6–3, 6–4 |
Winner | 7. | 12 July 2004 | Los Angeles, US | Hard | Nicolas Kiefer | 7–6(8–6), 6–4 |
Winner | 8. | 5 February 2006 | Delray Beach, US | Hard | Xavier Malisse | 6–3, 3–6, 7–6(7–5) |
Winner | 9. | 25 February 2006 | Memphis, US | Hard (i) | Robin Söderling | 6–3, 6–2 |
Winner | 10. | 24 July 2006 | Los Angeles, US | Hard | Dmitry Tursunov | 4–6, 7–5, 6–3 |
Winner | 11. | 25 February 2007 | Memphis, US | Hard (i) | Andy Roddick | 6–2, 6–3 |
Winner | 12. | 14 June 2009 | Halle, Germany | Grass | Novak Djokovic | 6–3, 6–7(4–7), 6–1 |
Legend |
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ATP World Tour 250 Series (1–0) |
Outcome | No. | Date | Tournament | Surface | Partnering | Opponent | Score |
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Winner | 1. | 9 February 2009 | San Jose, California, United States | Hard (i) | Radek Štěpánek | Rohan Bopanna Jarkko Nieminen |
6–2, 6–3 |
This table is current through 2012 Sony Ericsson Open.
Tournament | 1996 | 1997 | 1998 | 1999 | 2000 | 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 | 2010 | 2011 | 2012 | W–L | |
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Grand Slam Tournaments | |||||||||||||||||||
Australian Open | A | A | 1R | SF | 2R | 2R | SF | A | A | 2R | 4R | SF | A | 3R | 3R | A | 2R | 26–11 | |
French Open | A | A | 1R | 3R | 3R | 2R | 4R | A | 1R | 3R | 3R | A | A | 4R | A | 1R | 15–10 | ||
Wimbledon | A | 2R | 3R | 3R | 3R | 1R | A | A | 2R | 1R | 3R | 4R | 3R | SF | A | 1R | 20–11 | ||
US Open | 1R | 3R | 2R | 4R | 2R | 4R | 4R | A | QF | 3R | QF | QF | 2R | 3R | A | 3R | 32–14 | ||
Win–Loss | 0–1 | 3–2 | 3–4 | 12–4 | 6–4 | 5–4 | 11–3 | 0–0 | 5–3 | 5–4 | 11–4 | 12–3 | 3–2 | 12–4 | 2–1 | 2–3 | 1–1 | 93–46 | |
Olympic Games | |||||||||||||||||||
Summer Olympics | A | Not Held | F | Not Held | 2R | Not Held | A | Not Held | 6–2 | ||||||||||
ATP World Tour Masters 1000 | |||||||||||||||||||
Indian Wells Masters | A | LQ | 3R | 1R | 3R | 2R | 2R | A | 4R | 2R | 4R | QF | QF | 3R | A | A | 2R | 21–11 | |
Miami Masters | A | 3R | 2R | 2R | 3R | 4R | 3R | A | 1R | 3R | 3R | 2R | A | 1R | A | A | 2R | 10–11 | |
Monte Carlo Masters | A | A | A | 2R | 1R | 3R | QF | A | 2R | A | A | A | 1R | A | A | A | A | 7–6 | |
Rome Masters | LQ | 2R | 3R | A | 1R | 2R | F | A | 1R | 1R | 1R | 1R | A | A | A | A | A | 9–9 | |
Madrid Masters | LQ | 1R | 2R | 3R | 1R | W | 2R | A | 3R | 2R | 3R | 2R | A | 2R | A | A | A | 12–11 | |
Canada Masters | A | 2R | 3R | 3R | A | SF | SF | A | 1R | A | 2R | 3R | 2R | 2R | A | A | 17–10 | ||
Cincinnati Masters | LQ | 2R | 3R | 3R | A | 2R | 1R | A | QF | 1R | 3R | 1R | 3R | 1R | A | 1R | 13–12 | ||
Shanghai Masters | Not Masters Series | 2R | A | A | 1–1 | ||||||||||||||
Paris Masters | LQ | A | 3R | QF | 2R | SF | 3R | A | 3R | 3R | SF | 3R | A | 2R | A | A | 15–10 | ||
Hamburg Masters | LQ | SF | 2R | QF | 1R | 2R | 3R | A | 2R | 1R | 1R | A | A | Not Masters Series | 12–9 | ||||
Win–Loss | 0–0 | 9–6 | 13–8 | 9–8 | 4–7 | 20–8 | 17–9 | 0–0 | 11–9 | 4–7 | 10–8 | 6–7 | 7–3 | 5–7 | 0–0 | 0–1 | 2–2 | 117–90 | |
Career Statistics | |||||||||||||||||||
Titles–Finals | 0–0 | 0–1 | 0–1 | 1–4 | 0–3 | 4–4 | 0–1 | 0–0 | 2–2 | 0–0 | 3–3 | 1–1 | 0–0 | 1–1 | 0–0 | 0–0 | 0–0 | 12–21 | |
Year-End Ranking | 170 | 45 | 34 | 12 | 23 | 8 | 11 | – | 17 | 45 | 11 | 12 | 82 | 17 | 372 | 205 |
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Short description | German tennis player |
Date of birth | 3 April 1978 |
Place of birth | Hamburg, Germany |
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And I will awake
Your highness- I'm so high I cannot walk
And I will awake
You cripple, you take away my time, my peace, my empathy
No babies sleep on atrophy
Your unborn love and fetal's dree
My bitter [ ] legless caress
Go for credit in the straight world
Look a dealer in the eye
Go for credit in the real world, won't you try?
I got some credit in the straight world
I lost a leg, I lost an eye
Go for credit in the real world you will die
It's the credit in the straight world
Leave your money when you die
Lots of credit in the straight world gets you high
I got some credit in the straight world
I lost a leg, I lost an eye
Music: Love, Erlandson, Auf Der Maur Lyrics: Love
Oh the boys on the radio
They crash and burn
They fold and fade so slow
In your endless summer night
I'll be on the other side
When you're beautiful and dying
All the world that you've denied
When the water is too deep
You can close your eyes and really sleep
Tonight
Your beauty blinds
If I let you in, under my skin
And risen every angel slain
I know what you are running to
Please come back, oh, come back again
I hear the truth
It's coming from you
Oh come back, won't come back again
In your endless summer night
I'll be on the other side
When the water is too deep
I will ease your suffering
When the glitter fades in morning
Turn away and you will find my empty eyes
Your beauty blinds
I know that you are rotten to the core
I know that you don't love me anymore
You just don't love me
And I just don't care
Oh, I never said I would play fair
Something so perfect and so rare
There is no cure
There's not a prayer, a prayer
Look what I can do
I am the only perfect choice
You've met your match
I've lost my voice
And when you're gone it gets so cold
I swear I'm too young to be this old, this old
Look what I can do
Oh, I've been cheated
Covered in diamonds and covered in filth
But I'm still breathing
Oh, please stick around and I'll build
Yes, I've crawled on glass
To grasp at straws
Stuttering, staggering through
And I've pierced the last hole in my arm
To gouge out the pieces of you
And your staggering, stuttering greed
And your never ending need
And your terrible awful deeds
And your lack of truth in these things
You know the whole thing is writ
You'll always quit
You always did
To the most delusional stare
And all that I have is out
And laid bare
And laid bare
Look what I can do
Look what I can do
Look what I can do
Oh, I've been bitter
You know what's true
And you know what's right
Oh, I'm forever
Oh, just do the right thing
For once
In your life
In your life
I know that I'm a hungry lost girl
But please stick around and I'll build you a world
I'll build you a world
Hey daddy....
come over here, yeah.
Got something for you.
Dicknail.
She liked it.
You know she liked it.
Well, she was asking for it.
Dicknail.
I said, I said,"Stop."
I did what you said.
I did what you want.
I was a good girl.
I was a good girl.
I said, I said,"No."
Hey daddy....
one thing's for certain, baby.
You have my guarantee;
you won't forget me.
I said, I said,"Stop."
I did what you said.
I did what you want.
I was a good girl.
I was a good girl.
I said, I said,"No."
Do you remember Christmas morning?
You know it's real beacuse.
Well, here comes Santa Claus.
Well she liked it; you know she liked it.....
{Written by The Germs}
I'm Darby Crash.
a social blast.
Chaotic master....
I'm Darby Crash.
I'm your own,
the young smack.
Getting faster,
I'm Darby Crash.
A one-way match....
demonic flasher.
Deep, deep, deep in my eyes.
It's a round, round, round cirlce of lives.
It's a tame, tame, tame sort of world
where you're caught, bought, taught as it twirls.
I'm Darby Crash,
a social blast.
Chaotic master,
I'm Darby Crash.
Your Mecca's gash,
prophetic stature;
I'm Darby Crash.
A one way match,
demonic flasher.
Deep, deep, deep in his eyes.
It's a round, round, round cirlce of lives.
It's a tame, tame, tame sort of world
where you're caught, bought, taught as it twirls.
She's Darby Crash,
as social blast.
Chaotic master....
Snap, crackle, pop.
In here.
Snap, crackle pop.
Now you complain, you say you want the keys.
Over my dead body, baby----that's where they'll be.
Forgive me now and I'll just slit your neck.
You say you remember, but baby, you forget.
Hey, hey this much is true.
I never trusted you.
Hey, hey this much is true.
Now I burn black for you.
And I'm just trying to forget.
Never....I won't.
Never....I won't.
Never, ever, never.
Saying things that you can't hear,
my doll mouth to your deaf ear.
Gushing up a violent smear,
my doll mouth to your deaf ear.
Hey, hey this much is true.
I never twisted you.
Hey, hey, this much is true,
baby, I burn black for you.
No, I won't go down to it.
Never....I won't.
Ever......I won't.
Never....I won't....never.
Crawl right up the wall,
and up your stairs,
and down your hall.
Now you beg and you want me;
over my dead body, that's where I'll be.
And you laugh at my disease,
while sugar runs from my arteries.
Hey, hey this much is true.
I never bothered you.
Hey, hey this much is true.
Baby, I burn black for you.
And I'm just trying to forget.
Never....I won't.
Never....I won't.
Never, ever, never.
Starts out like magic,
some sick religion.
That ain't no vulture,
that's a fucking pigeon.
She's got vultures in her hair.
And blood and feathers;
they are everywhere.
You want retreat,
they'll be deep.
Dig mine, they choke and seep.
Baby, there is a room
full of whores and death and ruth.
I am waiting in that room.
I am dying in that room.
It's all whore's, it's all pain.
It's all disease. Man, it's all the same.
My little judiast.
My little twin.
Where you start, that's where the night begins.
She said,"I want it now."
She said,"I want it now."
She said,"I want it now."
She said,"I want it now."
You are beautiful, you are glorious
Now you're covered in loser dust
You are fabulous, you are gorgeous
Now you're covered in loser dust
And all the things I used to trust, yeah
All the things I'm about to crush
Your youth is gone, it's turned to rust
It's all covered in loser dust
Hey I loathe every inch of you
You're going down for what you love, hey
Every single particle you're going down for your loser dust
All the things you used to trust you're going down
I'm burnt out, I'm furious and look at you, you're embarrassing us
Descend, descend and go you must
Isolate the prize, give it one big flush
It's indiscreet, omnivorous
We won't call you and don't call us
And all that's sick with gloat and lust
And do call me I'm so serious
It's not an image it's just a way
You're going down for your final crush
Hey, nothing here can stop you with you're going down for your loser dust
Hey, I can't wait to see you go; you're going down for your loser dust
Hey, show me one thing I didn't know, you're going down...
Think fast baby, what is the rush?
The very thing you would never trust
The very thing you would never touch
It's all covered in loser dust
These women all around, obsessive cunts, file under miscellaneous
They're starving and carnivorous
I mustn't touch what I want so much
You, you make me nervous
You make me drunk
Do you have to grovel so very much?
It's so unfair, it's so unjust, it's just another witch-hunt
Broken, shattered, busted, yeah, you're going down for what you love
Hey, all the death it's just good, yeah
You're going down for your loser dust
Hey, oh just die in public babe
You're going down for your loser dust
Hey, in you lays a gutter yeah; you're going down for your loser dust
All my friends are embryonic
All my friends are dead and gone
All my friends are microscopic
All my friends wake up alone
Girl germs lead to little virus
Revolution come and die
Elitists who eat the virus
Sleep with me, wake up alive
Gutless
You're gutless
You're gutless
You're gutless
You can try to suck me dry
But there's nothing left to suck
Just you try to hold me down
Come on, try to shut me up
Step and fetch, grease my hips
I don't even have to pause
I don't really miss God
But I sure miss Santa Clause
Gutless
You're gutless
Gutless
You're gutless
Gutless
You're gutless
Gutless
You're undressed
You're gutless
You're gutless
You're gutless
Music: Love, Corgan, Erlandson Lyrics: Love
Crash and burn
All the stars explode tonight
How'd you get so desperate
How'd you stay alive
Help me please
Burn the sorrow from your eyes
Oh, come on be alive again
Don't lay down and die
Hey, hey
You know what to do
Oh, baby, drive away to Malibu
Get well soon
Please don't go any higher
How are you so burnt when
You're barely on fire
Cry to the angels
I'm gonna rescue you
I'm gonna set you free tonight, baby
Pour over me
Hey, hey
We're all watching you
Oh, baby, fly away to Malibu
Cry to the angels
And let them swallow you
Go and part the sea, yeah, in Malibu
..And the sun goes down
I watch you slip away
And the sun goes down
I walk into the waves
And I knew
Love would tear you apart
Oh and I knew
The darkest secret of your heart
I'm gonna follow you
Oh baby, fly away, yeah, to Malibu
Oceans of angels
Oceans of stars
Down by the sea is where you
Drown your scars
..I can't be near you
The light just radiates
I can't be near you
I got a handful of shit.
What do I do with it?
I got a barrel of shit,
what do I do with it?
I did it clean.
Do it clean, you know what I mean.
Do it clean, I know what I mean.
Do it clean, fucking mean.
Do it clean, I know what I mean.
I've been here.
I've been there.
I've been here, there, everywhere.
Here, there, nowhere.
Shit, shit, shit, shit.
Fuck you up everywhere.
I've been here and I've been there.
He hit me and it felt like a kiss
He hit me but it didn't hurt me
He couldn't stand to hear me say
That I'd been with someone new
And when I told him I had been untrue
He hit me and it felt like a kiss
He hit me and I knew he loved me
Cause if he didn't care for me
I could have never made him mad
He hit me and I was glad
Baby won't you stay...
He hit me and it felt like a kiss
He hit me and I knew I loved him
Cause when he took me in his arms
With all the tenderness there is
He hit me and he made me feel
Baby won't you stay...
I've lost my mind yeah, I've lost control
I've the lost the feeling in my arms, I'm a lost soul
Make the most of me baby, oh don't spit me out
This is how dirty girls get clean, don't leave me now
Listen to her lust, yeah, hear her disgrace
Listen to the fragile things as they all break
Watch from the covers, the comfort of your home
Through the ice and sleet baby, oh down down we go
What angry star runs your devil heart?
What angry star runs your devil heart?
Oh oh, how'd you get so mean?
This is the only way d-dirty girls stay clean
And I wanted you like no one before
Said you're coming back for me honey
This is how hell forms
This is how a storm begins
This is how trouble's born
Listen to sleep
Listen to her wail
You've given birth to terrible things, watch them unveil
Listen to my torment
Listen to my pain
Please come on back here baby, let me try again
What angry star runs your devil heart?
What angry star runs your devil heart?
Oh oh, how'd you get so mean?
This is the only way d-dirty girls stay clean
And the rain it poured down
And the wind it moaned
And she wrapped her legs around him
And she's got no home
And he's looking at me, oh god he looks so dumb
What are you staring at? This is how it's done
I will define for you, the meaning of greed
While you were vanishing, this dirty girl got clean
What angry star runs your devil heart?
What angry star runs your devil heart?
Oh oh, how'd you get so mean?
This is the only way d-dirty girls stay clean
Oh oh, how'd you get so mean?
This is the only way d-dirty girls stay clean
Oh oh, how'd you get so mean?
Dear Diary,
I was standing in a bus stop today,
and they must have known I wanted to be a model,
so I'm gonna call them tomorrow.
Won't be long before I'm in all the big rock videos.
The most incredible thing happened to me in Odella last weekend.
That's why I'm writing.....you see, I went to see....
Hey, wow, what's going on up there?
Did you have dinner yet?
Who wants dinner when you can get a god damn
good dick up your ass? (laugh)
Oh, I need you girl.
Huh?
Oh, I need you girl.
You need me, boy?
Yeah, yeah....I need you too.
Huh?
I need you too, baby.....
Dear Diary,
I can't write alot.
Johnnie's in the bathroom.
I met him in Shasta tonight, and he's just incredible.
He's got this long, straight black hair,
and he wears all this silver jewlery, velvet pants, black boots, etc.
(kids singing)
I love your big muscles.
It's a lickable pussy.
Hi baby, how you doing?
Well, all y'all want some pussy?
Oh, make me over
I'm all I wanna be
a walking study
in demonology
Hey, so glad you could make it
Yeah, now you really made it
Hey, so glad you could make it now
Oh look at my face
my name is might have been
my name is never was
my name's forgotten
Hey, so glad you could make it
Yeah, now you really made it
Hey, there's only us left now
When I wake up
In my makeup
its too early for that dress
wilted and faded somewhere in
Hollywood
I'm glad I came here with your pound of flesh
no second billing, cause you're a star now
Oh, Cinderella they aren't sluts like you
Beautiful garbage, beautiful dresses
can you stand up
or will you just fall down?
You better watch out
what you wish for
it better be worth it
so much to die for
Hey, so glad you could make it
Yeah, now you really made it
Hey, there's only us left now
When I wake up, in my makeup
have you ever felt so used up as this
it's all so sugarless
hooker waitress, model actress
oh just go nameless
honeysuckle
she's full of poison
she obliterated everything she kissed
now she's fading, somewhere in Hollywood
I'm glad I came here with your pound of flesh
You want a part of me
well I'm not selling cheap
1:42
Written By Hole
Performed By Hole
Located On "Pretty On The Inside"
Lyrical Copy By Kiran Parghi
We're rolling you guys
Hey...whoa...hey why are you
Whoa you why are you
Why...whoa yah
Sit back down sit back down
Sit back down Switch yah ahh so so
Shit this is hell shit it's hell
5:24
Written By Hole
Performed By Hole
Located On "Pretty On The Inside"
Lyrical Copy By Kiran Parghi
Sorry man sorry sorry I've got a bad I should've looked at it
I should've looked at it go go away go away
The sugar star the sugar star and hey your pushing it still hey
You want her on the bed with her legs wide open and here eyes are spread
Listen with punch her balls off
Mrs. jones aww mrs. jones aww
Cry me a river but just take me home
Mrs. jones aww mrs. jones
Sorry man I gotta a gut slit me fucking ran away with my abortionist
My little eyes blacked you know gizzed with
The knife they used to gut my face in
It's been out stabbing baby baby angels in
Smile smile
The skies a narcotic with us black jack bones
Ohh mrs. jones please mrs. jones my virus is raging
It's breaking my balls off mrs. jones please mrs. jones
Die so I I will i will follow you down the sick drain
When I lean on huh the sink don't worry don't worry don't worry baby
You will you will never stink so bad whoa
Sorry man I'm sorry I shouldn't have looked at it I'm sorry man
You know I night blooming sickle cell your a night blooming sickle cell
Anyway anyway look into the bloodroot you suicide bitch
It takes an hour like you to make me wanna live
Sorry me I'm sorry man I'm sorry man wow
The skies a narcotic black jack balls off
Mrs. jones aww mrs.jones
Your little doggy won't leave me alone
Mrs. Jones please Mrs. Jones
My virus is raging it's breaking my balls off
Mrs. jones pleae mrs. jones
Ohh cry me a river baby just take me home
Ohh mrs. jones aww mrs. jones
Sister ectoplasma she's incredulous
Just like a pro she takes off her dress
And she kicks you down in her snow white pumps
Just remember it was me who found the lump
Your why your yah why yah yah yah yah hey hey
Shit shit yah you ohh yah yah yah shit shit
East is worst west is west and my eye was you and my was the best
Yah east is east and west was west my was you and my was my was your
Mrs. Jones yah yah don't ask me again
Just do it baby
Well I fucking will
You got nothing left but time
Time left to kill
Just do it baby
You got nothing left
There is nothing left of you but
What I possess
My Messiah's lost
Rose up from the mud
He wanted everything
Every drop of my blood
Just do it baby
It feels so good
You know nothing of possession
And I don't think you could
No No No No No
No No No No No
Just do it bitch
You little punk
When I come at you
You will wish you were at a bar
He hit me, and it felt like a kiss.
He hit me, but it didn't hurt me.
He couldn't stand to hear me say
that I had been with someone new.
And when I told him I had been untrue....
He hit me, and it felt like a kiss.
He hit me, and I knew he loved me.
Cause if he didn't care for me,
I could have never made him mad.
And he hit me, and I was glad.
Baby, why won't you stay? (repeat)
Cause when he took me in his arms,
with all the tenderness there is.
He hit me, and he made me feel.
Music: Erlandson Lyrics: Love
And I cry and no one can hear
Inhale
The blinded eyes that see
The chaos
Bring the pitiful to me
Even though I'm wide-awake, I will,
& blackest night & I wait for you
It's cold in here there's no one left
& I wait for you
& nothing stops it happening
& I knew, I'd cherish all my misery alone
And I wait staring at the Northern Star
I'm afraid it won't lead me anywhere,
He's so cold he will ruin the world tonight
All the angels kneel into the Northern Lights
Kneel into the frozen lights
And they paid, I cry and cry for you
Ghosts that haunt you with their sorrow
I cried 'cause you were doomed
Praying to the wound that swallows
All that's cold and cruel
Can you see the trees, charity and gratitude,
They run to the pines
It's black in here blot out the sun
& run to the pines
Our misery runs wild and free
& I knew, the fire and the ashes of his
grace...
And I wait staring at the Northern Star
I'm afraid it won't lead you very far
He's so cold he will win the world tonight
All the angels kneel into the frozen lights
Feel their hearts they're cold and white
And I want you
And blessed are the broken
And I beg you
No loneliness, no misery is worth you
Oh tear his heart out cold as ice it's mine
And I wait praying to the Northern Star
I'm afraid it won't lead you anywhere
He's so cold raining on the world tonight
All the angels kneeling to the Northern Lights
And I pray begging to the Northern Star
I'm afraid it won't lead you anywhere
He's so cold he will rule the world tonight
All the angels kneeling to the Northern Lights
Kneeling to the frozen lights
Feel their hearts they're cold as ice.....
When I went to school
When I went to school
When I went to school in Olympia
Well everyone's the same
What do you do with a revolution?
When I went to school in Olympia
And everyone's the same
We look the same
We talk the same
Well, don't you please make me real fuck you
Make me sick, fuck you
Make me real, fuck you
When I went to school in Olympia
Everyone's the same
And so are you, in Olympia
Everyone's the same
We look the same
We talk the same
We even fuck the same
When I went to school in Olympia
Don't you please make me real, come on
Make me sick, come on
Make me real, yeah yeah yeah
Do it for the kids
Do it for the kids
Do it for the kids
Do it for the kids
Do it, do it, do it, do it
Do it for the kids
When I went to school in Olympia
And the sky was made of amethyst
And all the stars were just like little fish
You should learn when to go
You should learn how to say no
Might last a day, yeah
Mine is forever
Might last a day, yeah
Mine is forever
Well they get what they want, and they never want it again
Well they get what they want, and they never want it again
Go on, take everything, take everything, I want you to
Go on, take everything, take everything, I want you to
And the sky was all violet
I want to give the violent more violets
And I'm the one with no soul
One above and one below
Might last a day, yeah
Mine is forever
Might last a day, yeah
Mine is forever
When they get what they want, and they never want it again
And they get what they want, and they never want it again
Go on, take everything, take everything, I want you to
Go on, take everything, take everything, I dare you to
I told you from the start just how this would end
When I get what I want, then I never want it again
Go on take everything, take everything, I want you to
I am the girl you know, can't look you in the eye
I am the girl you know, so sick I cannot try
And I am the one you want, can't look you in the eye
I am the girl, you know I lie, I lie and lie
I'm Miss World, somebody kill me
Kill me pills
No one cares, my friends
My friend
I'm Miss World, watch me break and watch me burn
No one is listening, my friend
Now I've made my bed, I'll lie in it
I've made my bed, I'll die in it
I've made my bed, I'll lie in it
I've made my bed, I'll die in it
Cute girls watch when I eat ether
Suck me under
Maybe forever, my friend
Now I've made my bed, I'll lie in it
I've made my bed, I'll die in it
I've made my bed, I'll cry in it
I've made my bed, I'll lie in it
sometimes i get so sad
sometimes i feel almost heavenly
but baby i just feel bad
yeah lately i just feel bad
linger on your plae blue eyes
linger on your pale blue eyes
it was good what we did yeasterday
and i'd do it again
the fact that you're insane
only proves that you're my best friend
well i will never fuck anyone else again
linger on your pale blue eyes
linger on your pale blue eyes
thought of you as my mountain top
well i thought of you as my peak
i thought of you as everything
that i couldn't keep
yeah that i had but i couldn't keep
linger on your pale blue eyes
linger on your pale blue eyes
yeah you explode inside of me
yeah you explode my heart
cause i'm young ???
linger on your pale blue eyes
linger on your pale blue eyes
linger on your pale blue eyes
He shakes his damn rattle
Spittle on his bib
But I don't do the dishes, I throw them in the crib
I'm eating you, I'm overfed
Your milk's in my mouth
It makes me sick
Now I've stumbled here
Failed to make it mine
They say I'm plump, but I throw up all the time
I'm eating you, I'm overfed
Your milk's in my mouth
It makes me sick
Do you fake it for me like I
Do you fake it for me like I
Do you fake it for me like I
My baby's in her arms, crawling up her legs
Like a liar at a witch trial
You look good for your age
I'm eating you, I'm overfed
I know it, I can feel it
Well, I know it enough to believe it
And I know it, I can't see it
But I know it enough to believe it
Bitter you, bitter me
My better half has bitten me
Bitter you, bitter me
Sleeping with my enemy
Myself
Myself
The pieces of Jennifer's body
Found pieces of Jennifer's body
Found pieces of Jennifer's body
Just relax, just relax, just go to sleep
Just relax, just relax, just go to sleep
You're hungry, but I'm starving
He cuts you down from the tree
He keeps you in a box by the bed
Alive, but just barely
He said, "I'm your lover, I'm your friend"
I'm pure and he hits me again
With a bullet, number one, kill the family, save the son
Himself
Himself
The pieces of Jennifer's body
Found pieces of Jennifer's body
Found pieces of Jennifer's body
Just relax, just relax, just go to sleep
Music: Love, Corgan, Erlandson Lyrics: Love
Put me up above the boy
The one I love I should destroy
My sweet tooth has burned a hole
Forget about it all
He hit so hard
I saw stars
He hit so hard
I saw God
He's cold give him a candycoat
He can't swim but he can float
One by one they all fall down
I look at him and drown
He hit so hard
I saw stars
He hit so hard
I saw God
He's so candy my downfall
Melts in my mouth, 'til he's nothing at all
This keeps me, I can't sleep
He rages to be true
He hit so hard
I saw stars
He hit so hard
I saw God
Oh, man, he hit so hard
I saw stars
He hit so hard
You see the cripple dance
Pay your money, baby
Now's your chance
Eyes like cyanide
I am so dumb
Just beam me up
I've had it all forever
I've had enough
Remember, you promised me
I'm dyin', I'm dyin' please
I want to, I need to be
Under your skin
Our love is quicksand
So easy to drown
They steal the gravity, yeah
From movin' ground
Remember, you promised me
I'm dyin', I'm dyin' please
I want to, I need to be
Under your skin
And now I understand
You leave with everything
You leave with everything, I am
Memory
And now I know that love is dead
You've come to bury me
There's nothin' left here to pretend
Anything
Remember, you promised me
I'm dyin', I'm dyin' please
I'm want so, I need to be, ah
Under your skin
And I'm dyin', I'm dyin' please
I'm dyin', I'm dyin' please
I'm dyin', I'm dyin' please
I'm under your skin
You look good in my dress
I'll get your friends to clean the mess
You look good in my clothes
I can feel you where the doctor goes
My beautiful son
I know
He had ribbons in his hair
And lipstick was everywhere
You look good in my dress
My beautiful son
I know
You're burried like me
You're burried
I know
She spent twenty years in the Dakota
Every single day it was black in the Dakota
Riot grrrls think you can stop me
And you're forever in her debt
Well I know you haven't sent me
And you haven't sent her yet
She spent twenty years like a virus
They want to burn the witch who's inside us
Well you, you don't fuck with the fabulous four
Or you spend the rest of your life
Picking things up off the floor
She's still alive but I am sure
That all the stars belong to her
On California king-sized beds
She's wrapped in rags inside my head
This is the story, this is the story of someone who's wild
Big black rules, pearl, life
(I don't remember, I forget)
Oh, baby dry your dirty eyes
My water breaks like turpentine
The pee girl burns to be a bride
Your ever lovely suicide
Are they coming for me
Are they coming soon
Hey Jude, hey Jude
Are they coming for me
Judy, Judy
Are they coming soon
(I don't remember, I forget)
The pee girl burns to be a bride
Your ever lovely suicide
Where is the needle?
Where is the gun?
Where is the bullet?
I want some.
Where is the noose?
Turn it loose.
Where is your needle?
I have.....
Starts out like magic,
some sick religion.
That ain't no vulture,
that's a fucking pigeon.
She's got vultures in her hair.
And blood and feathers;
they are everywhere.
You want a treat?
They'll be deep.
Dead mound, drunken sleep;
I got this porno that you burn.
I'll be everywhere you turn.
Baby, there is a room
full of whores and death and you.
I am waiting in that room.
I am waiting, here for you.
It's all horrors.
It's all pain.
It's all diseases....
man, it's all the same.
My little judiast.
My little twin.
Where you start,
that's where life begins.
She said,"I want it now."
You don't listen to what I say,
just masturate your life away.
It's the emptiness that follows you down
it's the ache inside when it all burns out
it's poisonous it muscles it aches
it's everything you had when it breaks
It's the emptiness thats all you have left
too terrified of your frozen breath
It's a bitter mouth it's buttered and knived
it's the awful truth you fight for your life
It might as well it might as well hurt
It might as well it might as well
I went down to rescue you
I went all the way down
fill your hungry wretched life
here they come it's closing time
It's the bitter root it's twisted inside
it's the heart you used to have when it died
it's the emptiness it poisons it lies
It's everything that you'll never find
It might as well it might as well hurt
it might as well it might as well
I went down for the remains
sort through all your blurs and stains
take your rapture blister burns
stand in line it's not your turn
all dressed in red always the bride
off with her head all dressed in white
off with her head
I went down to rescue you
I went all the way down
I went down for the remains
Sort through all your blurs and stains
Oh I will follow you
anytime anywhere
ohh I will come for you
Music: Love, Erlandson, Auf Der Maur, Schemel Lyrics: Love
It's the emptiness that follows you down
It's the ache inside when it all burns out
It's poisonous it muscles it aches
It's everything you had when it breaks
It's the emptiness that's all you have left
Too terrified of your frozen breath
It's a bitter mouth it's buttered and knived
It's the awful truth you fight for your life
It might as well it might as well hurt
It might as well it might as well
I went down to rescue you
I went all the way down
Fill your hungry wretched life
Here they come it's closing time
It's the bitter root it's twisted inside
It's the heart you used to have when it died
It's the emptiness it poisons it lies
It's everything that you'll never find
It might as well it might as well hurt
It might as well it might as well
I went down for the remains
Sort through all your blurs and stains
Take your rapture blister burns
Stand in line it's not your turn
All dressed in red, always the bride
Off with her head, all dressed in white
Off with her head
I went down to rescue you
I went all the way down
I went down for the remains
Sort through all your blurs and stains
Ooh, I will follow you
Anytime anywhere
Ooh, I will come for you
It'll come down and look you in the eye
The way you're gonna go with no place to die
The water breaks like turpentine
I sit dead in the sacrifice
You getta watch, you getta watch
Now you getta watch me die
Bless my body and bless my soul
Rip it in turpentine
See you standing- whatever for
All the dolls they're like an old whore
Who really knows where the ruby ride
I see all the sick reflections in your ruby eyes
And I know all you devils by your Christian names
And I know all you bitches by your Christian names
I getta watch, I getta watch
Now I getta watch you die
Bless my body and bless my soul
Rip it in turpentine
Put your head up over your leg
Count backwards from infinity
Eat the rose and the dirt it grows in
Hey, I don't even know what hole that's supposed to go in
Now you're mad and you're snubbing me
Stinks of metal in the junky tree
You getta watch, you getta watch
Now you getta watch me die
Bless my body, bless my soul
Rip it in turpentine
Put your leg up over your head
I better walk you to your suicide
'Cos you fear maybe hold down suicide
I cease to exist on the Christmas list
I cease to exist in your disease
I lie right down baby give it to me
I lie right down
When I looked at the streets,
you know when it was talking to me....
The void...
when I fill the void.
See you into your revolution.
What's a revolution?
Can you please wake up now?
1, 2, 3.....3, 2, 1
When I looked in the void,
you know when it was talking to me.
Shut up, I hear you
Only miles away
I never trusted you
I only want to stay
The only rape I know
Is happening so true
The only rape I know
album - "Pretty on the Inside"
song - "Teenage Whore"
When I was a teenage whore
My mother aked me
She said, "Baby, what more?
I give you plenty. What do you want more?
Baby, why are you a teenage whore?"
I said, "I feel so all alone and I, I wish I could die."
See the things you put me through and I, I wish I could die.
When I was a teenage whore
The rain came down like it never did before
I pay good money not to be ignored
Then why am I a teenage whore?
I've seen your repulsion and it looks real good on you
Tonight....what you put me through
Out of my house
Get out of my house
Get out of my house
Get out of my house
When I was a teenage whore
My mother asked me
She said, "Baby, what more?
I give you plenty. What do you want more?
Baby, why are you a teenage whore?"
I've seen your repulsion and it looks real good on you
I dont want to live what you had, you have put me through
I wanted that shirt and I, I wanted those pants
It's all that I put me through and I, I never had a...
1:45
Written By Hole
Performed By Hole
Located On "Pretty On The Inside"
Lyrical Copy By Kiran Parghi
(Various songs on radio)
You know your a masochist bye
You know your a masochist
It's what I'm thinking right now
You've never
She needs to lie and wouldn't you love to love her
She walks yah into crucify my
I put on my best sunday dress
So you're lying in your underwear
Oh, in someone else's bed
And the silence is so dangerous
It's a terrible sense of dread
So I have another cigarette
And I just try to forget
How did I end up all alone?
How did we all end up dead?
Sunday morning when the rain begins to fall
I believe I've seen the end of it all
Sunday morning when the rain begins to fall
I've got the cure for it all
And my dirty little secret
Has a wretched little name
In the filthy morning after
I have walked the walk of shame
Oh, and you'll be the end of me
As I have been the death of you
And I quite enjoy your suffering
Oh, I want to watch the view
Sunday morning when the rain begins to fall
I believe I've seen the end of it all
Sunday morning when the rain begins to fall
I've got the cure for it all
Are you there when I'm ready to top myself
Are you there when I'm all alone
Do you even know why I am suffering
Are you down to your bones?
Are you down to your bones?
Are you down to your bones?
Sunday morning when the rain begins to fall
I believe I've seen the end of it all
Sunday morning when the rain begins to fall
It's the end of the world
I never said I would try for you
I never said I would die for you
I never said I would try for you
And I tell you everything
And I hope that you won’t tell on me
And I’d give you anything
I know that you won’t tell on me
Pee-girl gets the belt
It only makes me mine
And your milk is so sour
And I can only cry
And I can only cower
And I can only cry
You have all the power
I’ve got a blister from
Touching everything I see
The abyss opens up
It steals everything from me
Pee-girls gets the belt
Your milk makes me mine
Your milk is so sick
Your milk has a dye
Your milk has a dick
Your milk has a dye
Your milk has a dick
Burn the witch, the witch is dead
Burn the witch, just bring me back her head
Pee-girl gets the belt
Your milk makes me mine
Your milk is so mean
Your milk turns to mine
Your milk turns to cream
Your milk turns to cry
Your milk turns to cream
Your milk turns to cry
Your milk turns to cream
Your milk turns to cry
Skinny little bitch
Staring at the mirror
in your desperation to disappear
And you would be oh so dumb to fuck with me
'Cause baby you're much too young to end up with me
Your bedroom walls are fallin' down
Everyone can see you now
Your bedroom walls [suffer cheap?]
You lie, you lie alone
You lie alone, you never sleep
How you never sleep
Skinny little bitch
prayin to the lord
Praying for some salvation
'Cause she's just so bored
in my fire sex horror cheap drugs hell
And all the things you'll never live to tell
You will never see the light
I'll just obscure it out of spite
You're just a nasty piece of work
Come, come on baby, come on baby let it burn
Oh baby does it hurt
Born of foul creation
Born of sour milk
and cocaine filth
You stabbed your heel on broken glass
So I could kick your scrawny ass
And all the drugs and all the burns
What a nasty
What a nasty
Nasty piece of work
Oh baby does it hurt
Oh baby just go slower
Oh baby just go lower
(Unrest)
You know I want you
You know I want to fuck you all the time
I want to kiss you
I want to fuck you
Yes, she is my
Yes, she is my skinhead girl
Yes, she is my skinhead
Yes, she is my skinhead girl
See that girl, that girl is true
Fuck fucking on sandy beaches
Kiss kissing all over the place and
I'll watch your face and
Oh no I love his face
Yes, she is my skinhead girl
Yes, she is my skinhead
Yes, she is my skinhead girl
See that girl, that girl is true
You look better than
You look better than the face of God
On a funny day
And I don't mind
I can feel it now
I want to fuck you all the time
Yes, she is my skinhead girl
Yes, she is my skinhead
Yes, she is my skinhead girl
See that girl, that girl is true
I'm ready for sex
But waiting for love
Yes, she is my skinhead girl
Yes, she is my skinhead
Yes, she is my skinhead girl
See that girl, she's gonna own the world
I'm ready ready for sex
Geeks do not have pedigrees
Or perfect punk-rock resumes
Or anorexic magazines
It smells like girl, it smells like girl
She walks over me
She walks over me
Hold you close like [ ]
My ever pressing suicide
My stupid fuck, my blushing bride
Oh, tear my heart out, tear my heart out
She walks over me
She walks over me
I shut my mouth with glue
I gotta use the rest for [ ]
Yeah, I gotta shut my mouth with glue
I gotta use the rest of [ ]
Carrie, Carrie
Please come here
Don't you touch me, don't you dare
We look the same, we talk the same, we are the same, we are the same
She walks over me
She walks over me
I shut my mouth with glue
I gotta use the rest [ ]
Yeah, I gotta shut my mouth with glue
I gotta use the rest [ ][ ][ ]
You never know what you will get
You never know what you'll forget
She walks over me
When I look out my window
Many sights to see
And when I look in my window
So many different people to be
And it's strange, so strange
You've got to pick up every stitch
You've got to pick up every stitch
You've got to pick up every stitch
Oh, no, must be the season of the witch
Must be the season of the witch, yeah
Must be the season of the witch
When I look over my shoulder
What do you think I see?
Some other cat looking over
His shoulder at me
And he's strange, sure he's strange
You've got to pick up every stitch
You've got to pick up every stitch
Punkers are out to make it rich
Oh, no, must be the season of the witch
Must be the season of the witch, yeah
Must be the season of the witch
You've got to pick up every stitch
The rabbit's running in the ditch
Punkers are out to make it rich
Oh, no, must be the season of the witch
Must be the season of the witch
Must be the season of the witch
When I go
When I look out my window
What do you think I see?
And when I look in my window
So many different people to be
And it's strange, sure it's strange
You've got to pick up every stitch
You've got to pick up every stitch
The rabbit's running in the ditch
Oh, no, must be the season of the witch
Must be the season of the witch, yeah
Must be the season of the witch
When I go
When I go
Music: Love, Erlandson, Auf Der Maur, Zadorozny, Caffey Lyrics:
Love
Love hangs herself
With the bedsheets in her cell
Threw myself on fires for you
10 good reasons to stay alive
10 good reasons that I can't find
Oh, give me a reason to be beautiful
So sick in his body, so sick in his soul
Oh, give me one reason to be beautiful
Oh, and everything I am
Love hates you
I live my life in ruins for you
And for all your secrets kept
I squashed the blossom and the blossom's
dead
Oh, give me a reason to be beautiful
So sick in his body, so sick in his soul
Oh, and I will make myself so beautiful
Oh, and everything I am
Miles and miles of perfect skin
I swear I do, I fit right in
My love burns through everything
I cannot breathe
Miles and miles of perfect sin
I swear, I said, I fit right in
I fit right in your perfect skin
I cannot breathe
Hey, baby, take it all the way...down
Hey, baby, taste me anyway
Oh, you were born
So pretty oh summerbabe
We'll never know...
And fading like a rose
Give me a reason to be beautiful
So sick in his body, so sick in his soul
I'll give you my body, just sell me your soul
Oh, and everything I am will be bought
and sold
Oh, and everything I am will turn hard
and cold
And they say in the end
You'll get bitter just like them
And they steal your heart away
When the fire goes out you better learn
to fake
It's better to rise than fade away.....
Hey you were right
Named a star for your eyes
Did you freeze did you weep
Turn to gold, baby, sleep
Hey honey mine
I was there all the time
And I weep at your feet
Music: Love, Erlandson, Auf Der Maur Lyrics: Love
Hey you, you're way ahead of me
You're drunk on apathy
You burned right out
Hey you, you're just a cripple now
They sell for millions now
They sold you out
And, oh, I had to tell them you were gone
I had to tell them they were wrong
And now they're playing your song
Hey you, don't take it out on me
You're bored of everything
You burned right out
Hey you, so bored and cynical
It's fucking wonderful
They sold you out
And, oh, they've bought and sold it all,
it's gone
They've taken it and built a mall
And now they're playing your song
Ooh, their innocence tastes like candy, yeah
Get so fat on it, it's a tragedy, yeah
Ooh, I can help you come to me, yeah
Just bring your innocence to me, yeah
Hey you, don't you dare blame me
You trusted everything
They sold you out
Hey, you, now when they call it cool
It's just so mean and cruel
They sold you out
And, oh, they bought and sold it all, it's gone
And every note of it is wrong
She's a bimbo playing on the damned phone.
I could really fuck up, yeah,
cause I'm a demon buttercup....heh heh.
You have to spit to see the shine,
I see the carcass in your eyes.
Before I go to sleep,
get it away from me.
See the demon whore house eye,
well, everything you look at dies.
Gonna run the phonebill up,
cause I'm a loser, buttercup.
Before i fall asleep,
baby, I don't owe you.
I could really suck you in,
and you'd never see the light again.
Gotta run the phonebill up,
cause I'm a loser, buttercup.
(Kurt Cobain)
Throughout you know the same
Every night you know her name
No one knows you by your name
You've been raped still, just the same
I'm on my time and everyone's
I have very bad posture
Sit and drink pennyroyal tea
Distill the life that's inside of me
Sit and drink pennyroyal tea
I'm anemic royalty
Give me a Leonard Cohen after world
So I can't sigh eternally
I'm a liar and a thief
I'm so tired I can't sleep
Sit and drink pennyroyal tea
I'm anemic royalty
I'm on warm milk and laxatives
Cherry flavored antacids
Sit and drink pennyroyal tea
Distill the life that's inside of me
Sit and drink pennyroyal tea
I'm anemic royalty
I'm a liar and a thief
I'm so tired I can't sleep
Sit and drink pennyroyal tea
I knew a boy, he came from the sea
He was the only boy who ever knew the truth about me
I'm overwhelmed and undersexed
Oh baby what did you expect?
I'm over rod and so disgraced
And too ashamed to show my face
And they're coming to take me away
What I want I will never have
I'm on the Pacific Coast Highway
With your gun in my hands
I knew a boy, he left me so ravaged
Do you even know the extense of the damage?
My dirty lips, oh secrets dies
In between the sheets and the promises that kept me from your eyes
I'm bloody and so darling bow
I don't know what to do with my hands now
I surrender, I give in
I'll kick down your door if you don't let me in
And I lost myself completely
I look to you my shooting star
I'm on the Pacific Coast Highway
My God how did you fall so far?
Your whole world is in my hands
Your whole wide world is in my hands
Your whole world is in my hands
Your whole wide world is in my hands
I'm out there dying for you, baby
And I got your blood on my hands
Your whole world is in my hands
Your whole wide world is in my hands
Your whole world is in my hands
Your whole wide world is in my hands
And you know I'm drowning
And you know I'm drowning
And you know I'm drowning
And you know I'm drowning
And I will awake.
Your highness, I am so high I cannot walk.
And I will awake.
You cripple, you take away my time, my peace, my empathy.
No babies sleep on atrophy.
Your unborn love and fetal dress,
my bitter candy fated caress.
What was she for Halloween?
The ugliest girl you've ever seen.
What was she for Valentines?
An old forgotten concubine.
Someday she will die for no one
She seems to me to know.
All the glitters gone sour.
All that lies in her place.
Jesus saves.....old age.
It's okay to kill your idols,
just pretend you have no rivals.
We all know that she's friendless.
Spits at mirrors, it's not an issue.
Just remove the hateful tissue.
We all know her age is endless.
She seems to me to know.
All the glitters gone sour.
All that lies in her place.
Jesus saves.....old age.
And then she begs you, she says, "Pretty please."
I'll make her pure again, I'll make her clean.
No one knows she's Hestor Prynne.
Someone please tell Anne Boleyn.
Chokers are back in again.
Someday she won't have to fake it.
Living---well, in itself seems sacred.
Soemday she will just refuse.
All the glitters gone sour.
All that lies in her place.
Jesus saves.....old age.
Rest in peace.....and I'm sorry.
Me in pieces....so sorry.
Rest in peace.....and I'm sorry.
Here comes a sign in the form of a girl
She's the finest, sweetest thing in the world ah
Take you to Heaven tonight
I feel the horses coming galloping
In the summer end
Take you to Heaven tonight, ah
'Cause I love you for what you are
I'll gallop to you
Tonight, tonight I will ride
I'll give it to you
We'll go to Heaven tonight
Tonight
I don't know why?
Out on the road, I couldn't wait
Oh baby, I was afraid
Headed for Heaven tonight, ah
I'll go to Heaven tonight
I feel the horses coming galloping
I will never grow old
I'll go to Heaven tonight, ah
Because I love you, for what you are
I'll gallop to you
Tonight, tonight I will ride
I'll bow down to you
We'll go to Heaven tonight
Tonight
I can't believe that I could be happy
Summer will come again, I could be happy
Oh, stop your cryin', you could be happy
Go to Heaven when you make me happy
Here comes a kiss that I never had
Nothing feels like this
Headed for Heaven tonight, ah, ah
I love you
Here comes a storm in the form of a girl
She's the finest, sweetest thing in the world, ah
I'll go to Heaven tonight, for what you are
I'll gallop to you
Tonight, tonight I will ride
I'll bow down to you
We'll go to Heaven tonight
Tonight
Tonight
Tonight