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I'm Sally, and I'm Johnny  |
Welcome
to our website: We are well-liked by Black people so we're psyched (since lots of Black people don't like lots of White people)!! We thought it'd be cool to honor our exceptional status with a ROCKIN' domain name and a killer website!! |
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We
hope you think we're as awesome as the Black community does
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Check out these testimonials from our real life friends! |
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Sally loves to touch my hair! She always asks me how I got my hair to do this. That makes me feel special. Like I have magical powers! |  |
Johnny calls me "da man!" That puts me at ease. It makes me feel comfortable, because I am Black and that's how Black folks talk to one another. |
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Johnny always plays up his (Italian, Irish, Jewish, etc.) ethnicity to me—as an entree into friendship! |  |
Johnny
always says: "I'm not racist; one of my best friends is Black!"
I think he might mean me! |
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Johnny is generous enough to remark upon how "articulate" I am! That makes me feel good! |
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Sally always says things that make me feel special, like: "You're so cool, you're different, you're not like other Black people!" |
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Sally's
always saying: "You go girl!" while "raising the
roof" to mainstream hip-hop tracks at cheesy bars. That's fun! I
relate to that. |
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Sally and Johnny are always going on and on about how Tiger Woods changed the face of golf, and the Williams Sisters changed the face of tennis! On and on...like, almost for too long! |
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Sally and Johnny love my hat!! |
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Sally and Johnny give me ample opportunities to translate rap lyrics, reggae songs, and/or street slang! Like I'm a mouthpiece for many, many cultures of dark-skinned people. |
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Sally uses a washcloth in the shower and scrubs herself!! |  |
Johnny
doesn't smell like a wet dog when he gets rained on!
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Our
White friends just don't get it!!
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It's crazy—Black people really do seem to love them!! |
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