Bullseye! (1990)

Actors

• Christopher Adamson (actor)
• Roger Adamson (actor)
• Michael Angelo (actor)
• Peter Baynes (actor)
• R.J. Bell (actor)
• Mark Burns (actor)
• Michael Caine (actor)
• Michael Caine (actor)
• Tony Caron (actor)
• Dennis Chinnery (actor)
• Peter Clapham (actor)
• John Cleese (actor)
• Daniel Coll (actor)
• Nicholas Courtney (actor)
• Timothy Ackroyd (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Crime

Taglines:

On target... and totally off the wall!
They were the world's greatest conmen... almost.

Quotes:

[Lipton knocks his door and the entire front of the house collapses around him; the hole where the door was saves him from certain death. He wanders away dazed. Willie pulls up in her car]::Willie: What's wrong?::Lipton: I come from a broken home.

Garald Bradley-Smith: [to the audience, after a gun blows off a plastic head] I've heard of losing your head over a girl, but this...

Max Liebman Presents: Naughty Marietta (1955)

Actors

• Rod Alexander (actor)
• John Conte (actor)
• Charles Dagmar (actor)
• Alfred Drake (actor)
• Don Driver (actor)
• Robert Gallagher (actor)
• William LeMassena (actor)
• Bambi Linn (actress)
• Patrice Munsel (actress)
• Gale Sherwood (actress)
• Max Liebman (producer)
• Rida Johnson Young (writer)
• Paul Dupont (costume designer)
• Max Liebman (director)
• Rod Alexander (miscellaneous crew)

Genres

• Musical

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Punch and Judy - XTC
• Punch and Judy - Marillion
• Punch and Judy - Stranglers
• Punch and Judy - Fish
• Punch and Judy - Elliott Smith
• Punch and Judy - Lightning Seeds
• Punch and Judy - Elliot Smith
• Punch and Judy - The Stranglers
• Punch and Judy - Seachange

Gather 'round!
Punch and Judy,
Did it truly,
And were married in a haste,
In love, maybe,
Using the baby,
as a kind of romance paste,
She's grown fatter,
Her hair cut shorter,
Looks much older than nineteen,
He's a drinker,
Not a thinker,
Baby spoiled his could-have-been.
This must be make-believe,
This must be make-believe,
This must be make-believe,
'Cos who do we know, dear, who acts like that?
Punch and Judy.
Punch and Judy,
In a semi,
On a brand new council plot,
Sunday lunchtime,
Beer-for-Punch time,
While his dinner's far from hot,
She grows tired,
Cab is hired,
She goes round to see her friend,
He comes back late,
Fool is irate,
We will see his temper bend.
This must be make-believe,
This must be make-believe,
This must be make-believe,
'Cos who do we know, dear, who acts like that?
Punch and Judy,
In a quandary,
She's walked out, and he is mad.
Now he's grown up,
Can't smash home up,
Retribution must be had.
Punch and Judy,
Had a baby,
Who brought them to married bliss.
Mr Punch,,
Has drunken hunch,
That he must punish kid for this
This must be make-believe,
This must be make-believe,
This must be make-believe,
'Cos who do we know, dear, who acts like that?
Punch and Judy

(Fish / Marillion)
Punch
Punch and Judy
Punch and Judy
Punch and Judy
Washing machine, pinstripe dream
Stripped the gloss from a beauty queen
Punch and Judy, Judy
Found our nest, in the Daily Express
Met the vicar in a holy vest
Punch and Judy
Punch and Judy
Brought up the children Church of E
Now I vegetate with a colour TV
Worst ever thing that ever happened to me
Oh, for D.I.V.O.R.C.E.
Oh Judy
Whatever happened to pillow fights
Whatever happened to jeans so tight, Friday nights
Whatever happened to lover's lane
Whatever happened to passion games
Sunday walks in the pouring rain
Punch
Punch
Punch and Judy
Punch and Judy
Punch and Judy
Punch
Punch
Punch and Judy
Punch and Judy
Punch and Judy
Curling tongs, mogadons, ";I got a headache baby, don't take so long";
Single beds, middle age dread
Losing the war in the Waistlands spread
Who left the cap of the toothpaste tube
Who forgot to flush the loo
Leave your sweaty socks outside the door
Don't walk across my polished floor, oh Judy
Whatever happened to morning smiles
Whatever happened to wicked wiles, permissive styles
Whatever happened to twinkling eyes
Whatever happened to hard fast drives
Complements on unnatural size
Punch
Punch
Punch and Judy
Punch and Judy
Punch and Judy
Punch
Punch
Punch and Judy
Punch and Judy
Punch and Judy
Propping up a bar, family car
Sweating out a mortgage as a balding clerk
Punch and Judy, Judy
World war three, suburbanshee
Just slip her these pills and I'll be free.
No more Judy
Judy, Judy no more!
Goodbye Judy!

Punch remembers where he has been
Judy knows he's being fair
Punch has always hugged her tightly
Judy's waited on his touch
Punch has dreamed about her every night
And Judy's never had that much
Punch always had a sense of humour
And Judy must've realised that
He always cut a famous figure
With his truncheon and his hat
Judy's always been his bright flag
Shows the audience a smile
Cos she knows when they've all gone home
She can lick him clean in style
See such soul and beauty
In Punch And Judy
Punch has played the famous villian
Wants to rest his aching feet
Judy says she's more than willing
Wants to lay back in the heat
There's a few more shows to pack in
Cos his loyalty is strong
The way he's hitting on her tonight
She won't have to wait that long
See such soul and beauty

Washing machine, pinstripe dream stripped the gloss from a beauty queen
Punch and Judy, Judy, Judy
Found our nest in the Daily Express, met the Vicar in a holy vest
Punch and Judy, Punch and Judy
Brought up the children, Church of E, now I vegetate with a color TV
Worst ever thing that happened to me, oh for D-I-V-O-R-C-E
Oh Judy
Whatever happened to pillow fights?
Whatever happened to jeans so tight? Friday nights?
Whatever happened to Lover's lane?
Whatever happened to passion games? Sunday walks in the pouring rain?
Punch, Punch, Punch and Judy
Punch, Punch, Punch
Curling tongs, mogadons
I got a headache baby, don't take so long
Single beds, middle age dread, losing the war in the waistlands spread
Who left the cap off the toothpaste tube, who forgot to flush the loo?
Leave your sweaty socks outside the door
Don't walk across my polished floor.
Oh Judy
Whatever happened to morning smiles?
Whatever happened to wicked wiles? Permissive styles?
Whatever happened to twinkling eyes?
Whatever happened to hard fast drives? Compliments on unnatural size?
Punch, Punch, Punch and Judy
Punch, Punch, Punch
Propping up a bar, family car, sweating out a mortgage as a balding clerk
Punch and Judy
World War Three, suburbanshee, just slip her these pills and I'll be free
No more Judy, Judy, Judy no more

A wallflower Punch talks to Judy
In a crowded corner where anybody can listen in
They don't read page to page, or speak easy
Now they're gonna go say the words
In the wrong order again
They walk in a circle
Through all the sidewalk scenes they used to be a part of one time
Now everybody just stares and whispers
Driving around, up and down Division Street
I used to like it here
It just burns me out to remember
Can't you ever treat anyone nice?
Think I'm gonna make the same mistake twice?
They draw the curtain
Wait for a call
Pretty lucky if they get any kind of response at all
Can't you ever treat anyone nice?
Think I'm gonna make the same mistake twice?

Baby's eyes are black
She's taken all the clothes
She's never coming back
The yes turned into no
Oh you know
you've made a fool of everyone
Turn around
And take a bow
but everyone's gone
[look at you]
Hiding in the corner
Wishing you were somewhere new
Nothing is forever
We're not so clever now
You say I'll never learn
I've been around the world
You thought I'd never heard
Oh you know
I've let you down like everyone
I messed around
and took a bow
But everyone's gone
[look at you]
standing on the corner
Wishing you were somewhere new
I promise it's the last time
I lie to you
[bridge]
Oh you know
You've made a fool of everyone
Turn around
And take a bow
But everyone's gone
[look at you]
hiding in the corner
Wishing you were somewhere new
We didn't have the patience

SOMETHING ABOUT THE WAY YOU TASTE
MAKES ME WANT TO CLEAR MY THROAT
THERE'S A METHOD TO YOUR MOVEMENTS
THAT REALLY GETS MY GOAT
I LOOKED FOR SNIFFY LININGS
BUT YOU'RE ROTTEN TO THE CORE
I'VE HAD JUST ABOUT ALL I CAN TAKE
YOU KNOW I CAN'T TAKE IT NO MORE
GOT A GUT FEELING
CENTERED 'ROUND LONG TIME AGO
ON YOUR ABILITY TO TORMENT
THEN YOU TOOK YOUR TONGS OF LOVE
AND STRIPPED AWAY MY GARMENT
GOT A GUT FEELING
SLAP YOUR MAMMY DOWN
SLAP YOUR PAPPY DOWN AGAIN
OH MOVE IT UP AND DOWN NOW
OH MOVE IT ALL AROUND NOW

Punch remembers where he has been
Judy knows he's being fair
Punch has always hugged her tightly
Judy's waited on his touch
Punch has dreamed about her every night
And Judy's never had that much
Punch always had a sense of humour
And Judy must've realised that
He always cut a famous figure
With his truncheon and his hat
Judy's always been his bright flag
Shows the audience a smile
Cos she knows when they've all gone home
She can lick him clean in style
See such soul and beauty
In Punch And Judy
Punch has played the famous villian
Wants to rest his aching feet
Judy says she's more than willing
Wants to lay back in the heat
There's a few more shows to pack in
Cos his loyalty is strong
The way he's hitting on her tonight
She won't have to wait that long
See such soul and beauty
In Punch And Judy

neat trick
cornered me
total of bets coming in = zero
mountain range
heads of stone
speaking in skips on the telephone
monoliths of blue
waving hands in front of you
this circus stopped the tears
room, window, five hundred a year
punch takes a dive
takes another look at his life
colours fade and turn
graceful smiles return
power plays, manic laughs
whispered love, broken hearts
purple sky, light at 8
look to the sky, place that bet
you can walk through rooms
away from the others
you can pick and choose
your minutes, your hours
punch reels away