Ji jern mo lai (2006)

Actors

• Gordon Chan (writer)
• Gordon Chan (director)
• Wai Chiu Chung (editor)
• Tommy Wai (composer)
• Ronald Cheng (actor)
• Ronald Cheng (actor)
• Dante Lam (director)
• Timmy Hung (actor)
• Abe Kwong (writer)
• Chi Chung Lam (actor)
• Chi Chung Lam (actor)
• Philip Ng (actor)
• Michelle Ye (actress)
• Catherine Hun (producer)
• Ella Koon (actress)

Genres

• Action
• Comedy

The Era of Vampires (2003)

Actors

• Steve Blum (actor)
• Hark Tsui (writer)
• Hark Tsui (producer)
• Suet Lam (actor)
• Kuan Tai Chen (actor)
• Marco Mak (editor)
• Richard Cansino (actor)
• Yut Fei Wong (actor)
• Michael Chow Man-Kin (actor)
• Rongguang Yu (actor)
• Lik-Chi Lee (actor)
• Wellson Chin (director)
• Wouter Barendrecht (producer)
• Michael J. Werner (producer)
• Kin-Yan Lee (actor)

Genres

• Action
• Horror

Taglines:

Five heroes. A coven of vampires. A lot of bad blood.

Dei haa tit (2003)

Actors

• Suet Lam (actor)
• Joe Ma (writer)
• Joe Ma (director)
• Tony Leung Chiu Wai (actor)
• Kar Wai Wong (producer)
• Angie Lam (editor)
• Eric Kot (actor)
• Kin Law (composer)
• Sammy Leung (actor)
• Chen Chang (actor)
• Lik-Sun Fong (actor)
• Miriam Yeung Chin Wah (actress)
• Tien You Chui (actor)
• Jacky Pang Yee Wah (producer)
• Race Wong (actress)

Genres

• Romance

Wang Jiao de tian kong 2: Zhi nan shao yi (1996)

Actors

• Lan Law (actress)
• Kar-Ying Law (actor)
• Ka-Kui Ho (actor)
• Roy Cheung (actor)
• Louis Koo (actor)
• Bobby Yip (actor)
• Kenji Tanigaki (actor)
• Yuk-San Cheung (actor)
• Siu-ha Chan (actress)
• Hung-Chuen Lau (director)
• Lam Kwok Kit (actor)
• Leung-Kam Pat (actor)
• Fung-bing Chan (actress)
• Chui-lin Fung (actress)
• Oi-lai Tam (writer)

Genres

Shen tan gan shi lu (1993)

Actors

• Fui-On Shing (actor)
• Kenneth Tsang (actor)
• Kuan Tai Chen (actor)
• Charlie Cho (actor)
• David Wu (actor)
• Fat Chung (actor)
• Carina Lau (actress)
• Waise Lee (actor)
• Gabriel Wong (actor)
• Ben Lam (actor)
• Anglie Leung (actress)
• Kin-Kwok Lai (director)

Genres

Uma Mulher Livre (1992)

Actors

• João Lagarto (actor)
• Vítor Norte (actor)
• José Wallenstein (actor)
• Guilherme Filipe (actor)
• Marques D'Arede (actor)
• Pedro Efe (actor)
• Orlando Costa (actor)
• Isabel Medina (writer)
• Isabel Medina (miscellaneous crew)
• Diogo Vasconcelos (actor)
• Amélia Videira (actress)
• Rita Salema (actress)
• Luís Filipe Costa (director)
• Cucha Carvalheiro (actress)
• João Mota (actor)

Genres

• Drama

Midnight Breaks (1990)

Actors

• Robbie Coltrane (actor)
• Laurens C. Postma (director)
• Laurens C. Postma (writer)
• Laurens C. Postma (actor)
• Laurens C. Postma (producer)
• Toyah Willcox (actress)
• Don Letts (actor)
• Roger White (composer)
• Anthony Straeger (actor)
• Sarah Hayward (miscellaneous crew)
• John McGlynn (actor)
• Chris Webb (actor)
• Phillip Bartlett (producer)
• Dawn Hope (actress)

Genres

• Thriller

Dynamit in grüner Seide (1968)

Actors

• Käthe Haack (actress)
• Peter Thomas (composer)
• Hermann Haller (editor)
• Pietro Ceccarelli (actor)
• Rainer Basedow (actor)
• Harald Reinl (director)
• Alexander Engel (actor)
• Dieter Eppler (actor)
• Silvia Solar (actress)
• Heinz Weiss (actor)
• Günter Mack (actor)
• Horst Niendorf (actor)
• Claus Tinney (actor)
• Heinz Willeg (producer)
• Günther Schramm (actor)

Genres

Taglines:

Vorsicht Jerry, sonst gehst du hoch

Little Tough Guy (1938)

Actors

• Tom London (actor)
• Selmer Jackson (actor)
• Pat O'Malley (actor)
• Robert Homans (actor)
• Frank Skinner (composer)
• Harry Hayden (actor)
• Edwin Stanley (actor)
• Charles Trowbridge (actor)
• Samuel S. Hinds (actor)
• Monte Montague (actor)
• Eddie Hall (miscellaneous crew)
• Eddie Hall (actor)
• Hooper Atchley (actor)
• Jason Robards Sr. (actor)
• Olin Howland (actor)

Genres

• Crime
• Drama

Taglines:

HERE AGAIN...TO JOLT YOU FROM YOUR SEATS! (original ad - all caps)

College Love (1929)

Actors

• Carl Laemmle (miscellaneous crew)
• George J. Lewis (actor)
• Eddie Phillips (actor)
• Carl Laemmle Jr. (producer)
• Albert DeMond (writer)
• Robert Livingston (actor)
• Ted J. Kent (editor)
• Lee Zahler (composer)
• Hayden Stevenson (actor)
• Dorothy Gulliver (actress)
• Greta Granstedt (actress)
• Sumner Getchell (actor)
• Nat Ross (director)
• John B. Clymer (writer)
• Pierre Couderc (writer)

Genres

• Comedy
• Drama
• Sport

Fat Filmography

• Grandma's Bingo Hustle
  2011, role: writer

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Fat - Weird Al Yankovic
• Fat - Violent Femmes
• Fat - Ray Stevens
• Fat - Archers of Loaf
• Fat - Joe Henry
• Fat - Lawnmower Deth
• Fat - Paul Kantner
• Fat - Super Size Me Soundtrack

Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right
My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got more chins than Chinatown
Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Don'tcha call me pudgy, portly or stout
Just now tell me once again who's fat
When I walk out to get my mail
It measures on the Richter scale
Down at the beach I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one who gets a tan
If I have one more pie a la mode
I'm gonna need my own zip code
When you're only having seconds
I'm having twenty-thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Lemme tell you once again who's fat
If you see me comin' your way
Better give me plenty space
If I tell you that I'm hungry
Then won't you feed my face
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Woo woo woo, when I sit around the house
I really sit around the house
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know, you know, you know, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And you know all by myself I'm a crowd
Lemme tell you once again
You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, you know, hoo
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud
Just tell me once again who's fat

I hope you got fat
I hope you got really fat
'Cause if you got really, really fat
You just might want to see me come back
I hope you got fat
I don't care, I don't care
Ah how heavy, ah, how skinny
I don't care, I don't care
No, how heavy, how skinny
Just gimme, ah, gimme
Some, some, something to love
A little extra weight would never look
No nicer on nobody else but you
And I could always use
A little bit more to hold on to
And if I get a fright in the middle of the night
I'll cling to you
I hope you got fat
I hope you got really fat
'Cause if you got truly fat, fat, fat
You just might want to see me come back

My new driver's license photo
Makes me look like Quasimoto
And all my clothes are styled for me
By Minnesota Fats
The diet drink I live on
Soon may take the place of Decon
Heard it killed 8-million Laboratory rats
Every night I dream of Ding Dongs
That are big enough for King Kong
And someday I may just be that big myself.
Stepped on the scales, put in a dime
Card came out, said "One at a time"
I tell ya friends, I really need some help
[chorus]
Cause I'm fat
I feel so fat
The bottoms of my feet
Are the only parts of me that's flat
In a society where thin is in
And lean is where it's at
Fat. Oh,hoo, hoo oo...Why do I have to be so fat?
You're so fat [background voices]
Started workouts with Jane Fonda
When I couldn't get in my Honda
I's determined I'd turn all my flab to lean
I would hear of some new diet
And I'd run right out and try it
Didn't eat a thing for weeks that wasn't green.
Every week down at the fat club
I would proudly stand up
Tell my weight loss, and give my testimony
Lost 50 pounds, I's feeling great
Just had one drink to celebrate
And went right out and ate
a french-fried shetland pony
[Chorus]
[begin standup comedy]:
Somebody put a bumber sticker on my car
Said honk if you've got groceries
I's just standing on a corner
And a cop came over, and asked me to break it up
Evel Knievel called
Wants to jump me
Earl Sheib wouln't paint me
for eighty-nine ninety-five
Good Year called
Wants me to join the fleet
Cover the next Superbowl

What do you fucking care for me?
I'm black and blue and bruised all the fucking time.
Why should I fucking care for you?
I've been with you in the morning for the last time.
I'm not as happy as I once was to see you,
You're fatter around the side.
No, no, no, no, you're not as thin as you used to be.

Had enough....
Hey look a live, I'm coming down
There's no one, could stop me now
no riders please, no riding free
Just save your skin, one for me.
I know not this, so close how can you miss
Had enough....
For the one and only Mona, I keep a place
Deep down in my coat and hid be hind my face.
Her tongue's fat as a thumb, her heart's a dime
Pick your posion, leave me mine.
I know not this, so close how could you miss
How could you miss...
Had enought....
I still remember when your shoes were new
When I could hold a spoon the way some people do
If this is our finish, lets begin
Gabmble I would lose, guess I'd win.
I know not this, so close how could you miss
I know not this, so close how could you miss
How could you miss...
Had enought....

Is that your gut?
Or the front of a bus?
You should be ashamed of yourself.
You look like a baloon,
'Cos you're so full of lard,
It's good for none of our health.
You fat bastard

Lyrics & Music: Grace Slick
So we all went through the wall
No one uses doors anymore
We all want to be that small
We can't fit if we're fat and that's all
chorus
Some days you do
Anything anything looks good to do
Some days hardly smiling boy
Well your tongue's so thin it makes no noise
I just don't hear a sound
Don't start pulling it apart
If you can't put it back together again
Don't you roll over in your bed too fast
Land on the floor in nothing but your cold bare skin
chorus
Some days you do
Anything anything looks good to do
Some days hardly smiling boy
Well your tongue's so thin it makes no noise

I hope
You got
Fat
Cause if you got
Really fat
You just might want to see me come back
I don't care
How heavy or how skinny
Just gimme
Something to love
A little extra weight would never look no nicer on nobody else but you
And I could always use a little bit more
To hold on to
And if I get a fright in the middle
Of the night I'll cling to you