Red 2 (2013)
Actors
Plot
Retired CIA agent Frank Moses is in love with Sarah Ross and enjoying their normal life. Out of the blue, Marvin Boggs meets Frank in the supermarket and tells that Wikileaks has released the information that they had participated and know the whereabouts of the Nightshade, a portable nuclear weapon that was smuggled in pieces and hidden in Russia. Now the top agents in the world are under contract to seek them out to discover where Nightshade is. The trio travels to Paris and teams-up with the Russian Katja to track down the former Russian Agent 'The Frog' to get more information about the operation. They learn that the brilliant inventor Dr. Edward Bailey might know where the weapon is. They discover that Bailey has been interned in an asylum in London by the MI-16 for thirty-two years and the British Victoria joins the team. They rescue Bailey and find that the nuclear device is hidden in the Kremlin. Soon the dangerous South Korean Han joins the group expecting to retrieve the weapon. But dangerous killer Jack Horton is hunting Frank down and will not stop until he recovers the nuclear bomb.
Keywords: based-on-comic, based-on-comic-book, dc-comics, digit-in-title, evil-scientist, ex-cia-agent, martial-arts, number-in-title, numbered-sequel, second-part
Genres
Taglines:
The best never rest.
Quotes:
Marvin: Mommy just slapped Daddy at the dinner table!
Marvin: What happens in the Kremlin stays in the Kremlin!
Victoria: Its important to enjoy life while you still can!
Sarah: I didn't know what to do, I didn't want to kill him!::Frank: So you chose to kiss him?
Sarah: Where did you get the bodies?::Victoria: [Deadpan] From my freezer.
Marvin: If there's one thing I know, it's women and covert operations.::Frank: Marvin, that's two things.::Han Cho Bai: No, grasshopper. It is not.
Bailey: When you mess with me, that's what you get.
Bailey: I didn't see that coming!
Frank: Look, I'm retired, okay? I'm happy. We're happy.::Marvin: Frank... Frank, you haven't killed anybody in months!::Frank: That is not a bad thing. Okay? That's a positive thing for a lot of people.
Jack Horton: Speaking of Sarah. I love watching her shave her legs in the tub. Kinda reminds me of these Belgian mercs I met in the Congo. They would skin people alive to get them to talk.
Jab Tak Hai Jaan (2012)
Actors
Plot
Samar Anand, a leading officer of Indian Army Bomb Disposal Squad, meets a Discovery Channel reporter [Akira Rai] who wants to make a documentary film on Samar, the man who cannot die. She falls in love with the soldier and finds that he loves a girl who stays in London and had promised not to meet her again.
Keywords: accident, amnesia, army, bomb, bomb-squad, camera, church, dangerous-job, death, death-wish
Genres
Taglines:
A Yash Chopra Romance
Quotes:
[from trailer]::Samar Anand: I will not forget you, / Not as long as I breathe, / Not as long as I live...
Samar Anand: Saline mischief in your eyes, Small insolence, Laughing in your smile, Waves of dusk unfurled in your hair, I will not forget you, Not until I cease to breathe, Not until I cease to live... You took your hand away, You turned your shadow face pale, You never glanced this way, You, I will not forgive, Not until I cease to breathe, Not until I cease to live.
Akira Rai: [Last lines] Samar Anand has diffused 107th bombs without a scratch on his body and right now as we speak he is diffusing his 108th bomb. This is not a story of courage, not a story of miracles, it is just a simple story of love. A undying love that a man had for a woman, an unflinching love that a woman had for a man and an unending faith that God had in their love. I got into this story thinking that this would be my big ticket to Discovery Channel, I am going to discover a story of courage, bravery, danger, miracles but i ended up discovering love. Love that breaks you but still keeps you together, love that creates distances still brings you closer, love that is true and forever and i have learnt that if you have the power to love like that, then God makes sure that your love finds it's way, all that you have to do is just hang in there and wait, wait for your time. As we speak right now Samar is diffusing his 108th bomb, his last one, It's his last not because he is suddenly scared of dying, It's his last because now it is his time to live now. His wait is finally over, his time has come, his time to love. This is not a story of courage, not a story of miracles, it is just a simple story of love.
Dracula: The Musical (2010)
Actors
Plot
This film, created by editing together three live-performances of a musical produced in Stockholm, re-tells Bram Stoker's famous vampire novel, by restoring often neglected elements and adding new ones. An elderly Mina Harker tells a reporter of her and her husbands terrifying adventures in Transylvania.
Keywords: death, dracula, horror-art, love, lunatic, rock, rock-musical, sweden, transylvania, vampire
Genres
Taglines:
A rock musical based on the classic by Bram Stoker
A rock musical based on the classic by Bram Stoker
Quotes:
Count Dracula: My God, why have you forsaken me? I curse you God! I spit on thee! I swear, that I will oppose you! I defy death! I will suck the life of you and all your followers, just as you have sucked the life out of me!
Gypsy Cheiftain: [Sung] We are proud of his men, we go where others stop, we are people without ports and the Count's will is our law!
Renfield: He's coming! Master is coming to me. You are on your way! You are coming here, to London! Come to me, my life, my blood, come... Se me...
Vampire Sister: Me first.::Vampire Sister: No me.::Vampire Sister: He is young and strong. There is kisses enough for us all.::Vampire Sister: [Sung] Close your eyes and rest, fell how your world falls away, let your dreams become, let me ease your clothes.::The Vampire Sisters: [Sung] Rise from the ashes and dust, feel how your soul turns to velvet, let me feel you breathing, let me taste your skin! Indulge, Carpe Noctem! All we have is here tonight, there behind your eyelids, is a warm and wonderful treasure!::Vampire Sister: [Sung] Touch me with feverish fingers, I feel the quake and wind!::The Vampire Sisters: [Sung] Let us perish and seduce, let us taste your blood! We are your innermost desires, that you hardly dared to imagine! Everything you want we will do,::Vampire Sister: [Sung] We are your innermost desires, that you hardly dared to imagine! Everything you want we will do, reclining on my damp earth!::The Vampire Sisters: [Sung] Indulge, turn to fog, breathe, enjoy us! Glide away on the moon's streak, let your life become a spark! Indulge, Carpe Noctem! Weak is strong and evil's good! Live for us, capture the night, love that of flesh and blood!::Count Dracula: Away! How dare you touch him when I have forbidden you! This man belongs to me!::Vampire Sister: You don't know how it is!::Vampire Sister: You have never loved.::Vampire Sister: [Teasing] You never loves!::Count Dracula: I have also loved! Long ago... Once I'm done with him, you get to kiss him as much as you want!::Vampire Sister: We get nothing to the night?
Old Mina: Well... I will tell you the story. But I will only tell you once, so listen carefully. And you; I hope you're not of... weak character.::The Reporter: I think I can handle the most.
Jonathan Harker: No!::Vampire Sister: So we meet again.::Vampire Sister: And you brought your cute friends!::Abraham van Helsing: Be gone cretures of Satan!::Vampire Sister: Come, come to us. We'll give you things you only dreamed of.::Arthur Holmwood: Yes, I will come...::Vampire Sister: Have you ever given yourself to a woman?
Jonathan Harker: I am being put aside for a monster.::Mina Murray: [demonic voice] He is not a monster!
Dracula: The Musical (2010)
Actors
Plot
This film, created by editing together three live-performances of a musical produced in Stockholm, re-tells Bram Stoker's famous vampire novel, by restoring often neglected elements and adding new ones. An elderly Mina Harker tells a reporter of her and her husbands terrifying adventures in Transylvania.
Keywords: death, dracula, horror-art, love, lunatic, rock, rock-musical, sweden, transylvania, vampire
Genres
Taglines:
A rock musical based on the classic by Bram Stoker
A rock musical based on the classic by Bram Stoker
Quotes:
Count Dracula: My God, why have you forsaken me? I curse you God! I spit on thee! I swear, that I will oppose you! I defy death! I will suck the life of you and all your followers, just as you have sucked the life out of me!
Gypsy Cheiftain: [Sung] We are proud of his men, we go where others stop, we are people without ports and the Count's will is our law!
Renfield: He's coming! Master is coming to me. You are on your way! You are coming here, to London! Come to me, my life, my blood, come... Se me...
Vampire Sister: Me first.::Vampire Sister: No me.::Vampire Sister: He is young and strong. There is kisses enough for us all.::Vampire Sister: [Sung] Close your eyes and rest, fell how your world falls away, let your dreams become, let me ease your clothes.::The Vampire Sisters: [Sung] Rise from the ashes and dust, feel how your soul turns to velvet, let me feel you breathing, let me taste your skin! Indulge, Carpe Noctem! All we have is here tonight, there behind your eyelids, is a warm and wonderful treasure!::Vampire Sister: [Sung] Touch me with feverish fingers, I feel the quake and wind!::The Vampire Sisters: [Sung] Let us perish and seduce, let us taste your blood! We are your innermost desires, that you hardly dared to imagine! Everything you want we will do,::Vampire Sister: [Sung] We are your innermost desires, that you hardly dared to imagine! Everything you want we will do, reclining on my damp earth!::The Vampire Sisters: [Sung] Indulge, turn to fog, breathe, enjoy us! Glide away on the moon's streak, let your life become a spark! Indulge, Carpe Noctem! Weak is strong and evil's good! Live for us, capture the night, love that of flesh and blood!::Count Dracula: Away! How dare you touch him when I have forbidden you! This man belongs to me!::Vampire Sister: You don't know how it is!::Vampire Sister: You have never loved.::Vampire Sister: [Teasing] You never loves!::Count Dracula: I have also loved! Long ago... Once I'm done with him, you get to kiss him as much as you want!::Vampire Sister: We get nothing to the night?
Old Mina: Well... I will tell you the story. But I will only tell you once, so listen carefully. And you; I hope you're not of... weak character.::The Reporter: I think I can handle the most.
Jonathan Harker: No!::Vampire Sister: So we meet again.::Vampire Sister: And you brought your cute friends!::Abraham van Helsing: Be gone cretures of Satan!::Vampire Sister: Come, come to us. We'll give you things you only dreamed of.::Arthur Holmwood: Yes, I will come...::Vampire Sister: Have you ever given yourself to a woman?
Jonathan Harker: I am being put aside for a monster.::Mina Murray: [demonic voice] He is not a monster!
Dracula: The Musical (2010)
Actors
Plot
This film, created by editing together three live-performances of a musical produced in Stockholm, re-tells Bram Stoker's famous vampire novel, by restoring often neglected elements and adding new ones. An elderly Mina Harker tells a reporter of her and her husbands terrifying adventures in Transylvania.
Keywords: death, dracula, horror-art, love, lunatic, rock, rock-musical, sweden, transylvania, vampire
Genres
Taglines:
A rock musical based on the classic by Bram Stoker
A rock musical based on the classic by Bram Stoker
Quotes:
Count Dracula: My God, why have you forsaken me? I curse you God! I spit on thee! I swear, that I will oppose you! I defy death! I will suck the life of you and all your followers, just as you have sucked the life out of me!
Gypsy Cheiftain: [Sung] We are proud of his men, we go where others stop, we are people without ports and the Count's will is our law!
Renfield: He's coming! Master is coming to me. You are on your way! You are coming here, to London! Come to me, my life, my blood, come... Se me...
Vampire Sister: Me first.::Vampire Sister: No me.::Vampire Sister: He is young and strong. There is kisses enough for us all.::Vampire Sister: [Sung] Close your eyes and rest, fell how your world falls away, let your dreams become, let me ease your clothes.::The Vampire Sisters: [Sung] Rise from the ashes and dust, feel how your soul turns to velvet, let me feel you breathing, let me taste your skin! Indulge, Carpe Noctem! All we have is here tonight, there behind your eyelids, is a warm and wonderful treasure!::Vampire Sister: [Sung] Touch me with feverish fingers, I feel the quake and wind!::The Vampire Sisters: [Sung] Let us perish and seduce, let us taste your blood! We are your innermost desires, that you hardly dared to imagine! Everything you want we will do,::Vampire Sister: [Sung] We are your innermost desires, that you hardly dared to imagine! Everything you want we will do, reclining on my damp earth!::The Vampire Sisters: [Sung] Indulge, turn to fog, breathe, enjoy us! Glide away on the moon's streak, let your life become a spark! Indulge, Carpe Noctem! Weak is strong and evil's good! Live for us, capture the night, love that of flesh and blood!::Count Dracula: Away! How dare you touch him when I have forbidden you! This man belongs to me!::Vampire Sister: You don't know how it is!::Vampire Sister: You have never loved.::Vampire Sister: [Teasing] You never loves!::Count Dracula: I have also loved! Long ago... Once I'm done with him, you get to kiss him as much as you want!::Vampire Sister: We get nothing to the night?
Old Mina: Well... I will tell you the story. But I will only tell you once, so listen carefully. And you; I hope you're not of... weak character.::The Reporter: I think I can handle the most.
Jonathan Harker: No!::Vampire Sister: So we meet again.::Vampire Sister: And you brought your cute friends!::Abraham van Helsing: Be gone cretures of Satan!::Vampire Sister: Come, come to us. We'll give you things you only dreamed of.::Arthur Holmwood: Yes, I will come...::Vampire Sister: Have you ever given yourself to a woman?
Jonathan Harker: I am being put aside for a monster.::Mina Murray: [demonic voice] He is not a monster!
Robin Hood (2010)
Actors
Plot
Birth of a legend. Following King Richard's death in France, archer Robin Longstride, along with Will Scarlett, Alan-a-Dale and Little John, returns to England. They encounter the dying Robert of Locksley, whose party was ambushed by treacherous Godfrey, who hopes to facilitate a French invasion of England. Robin promises the dying knight he will return his sword to his father Walter in Nottingham. Here Walter encourages him to impersonate the dead man to prevent his land being confiscated by the crown, and he finds himself with Marian, a ready-made wife. Hoping to stir baronial opposition to weak King John and allow an easy French take-over, Godfrey worms his way into the king's service as Earl Marshal of England and brutally invades towns under the pretext of collecting Royal taxes. Can Robin navigate the politics of barons, royals, traitors, and the French?
Keywords: 1190s, 12th-century, action-hero, adventure-hero, ambush, archer, army, arrow-through-neck, assuming-identity-of-a-dead-person, attacking-a-blind-man
Genres
Taglines:
The untold story behind the legend.
Quotes:
Godfrey: In the name of King John, pay or burn.
Godfrey: I've come looking for Robert Loxley.::Sir Walter Loxley: My son has not returned.::Godfrey: That is the truth because he's lying in a French ditch.::Sir Walter Loxley: Who are you?::Godfrey: I'm the one who killed him.
Robin Longstride: [asking about her late husband] A good knight?::Marion Loxley: It was short but sweet.::Robin Longstride: No, I meant: he was a good knight?
Prince John: Henceforth I declare you to be an outlaw.
Robin Longstride: If you thought it was hard getting wages from him when he was alive, try getting wages from a dead king.
Robin Longstride: We can't repay our good luck with bad grace, it invites darkness.
Prince John: [sarcastically] Would every man have a castle?::Robin Longstride: In England, every man's home *is* his castle.
Robin Longstride: Girl!::Marion Loxley: *Girl!*
Robin Longstride: Ask me nicely.
Marion Loxley: I trust you had an historic evening.
Dracula: The Musical (2010)
Actors
Plot
This film, created by editing together three live-performances of a musical produced in Stockholm, re-tells Bram Stoker's famous vampire novel, by restoring often neglected elements and adding new ones. An elderly Mina Harker tells a reporter of her and her husbands terrifying adventures in Transylvania.
Keywords: death, dracula, horror-art, love, lunatic, rock, rock-musical, sweden, transylvania, vampire
Genres
Taglines:
A rock musical based on the classic by Bram Stoker
A rock musical based on the classic by Bram Stoker
Quotes:
Count Dracula: My God, why have you forsaken me? I curse you God! I spit on thee! I swear, that I will oppose you! I defy death! I will suck the life of you and all your followers, just as you have sucked the life out of me!
Gypsy Cheiftain: [Sung] We are proud of his men, we go where others stop, we are people without ports and the Count's will is our law!
Renfield: He's coming! Master is coming to me. You are on your way! You are coming here, to London! Come to me, my life, my blood, come... Se me...
Vampire Sister: Me first.::Vampire Sister: No me.::Vampire Sister: He is young and strong. There is kisses enough for us all.::Vampire Sister: [Sung] Close your eyes and rest, fell how your world falls away, let your dreams become, let me ease your clothes.::The Vampire Sisters: [Sung] Rise from the ashes and dust, feel how your soul turns to velvet, let me feel you breathing, let me taste your skin! Indulge, Carpe Noctem! All we have is here tonight, there behind your eyelids, is a warm and wonderful treasure!::Vampire Sister: [Sung] Touch me with feverish fingers, I feel the quake and wind!::The Vampire Sisters: [Sung] Let us perish and seduce, let us taste your blood! We are your innermost desires, that you hardly dared to imagine! Everything you want we will do,::Vampire Sister: [Sung] We are your innermost desires, that you hardly dared to imagine! Everything you want we will do, reclining on my damp earth!::The Vampire Sisters: [Sung] Indulge, turn to fog, breathe, enjoy us! Glide away on the moon's streak, let your life become a spark! Indulge, Carpe Noctem! Weak is strong and evil's good! Live for us, capture the night, love that of flesh and blood!::Count Dracula: Away! How dare you touch him when I have forbidden you! This man belongs to me!::Vampire Sister: You don't know how it is!::Vampire Sister: You have never loved.::Vampire Sister: [Teasing] You never loves!::Count Dracula: I have also loved! Long ago... Once I'm done with him, you get to kiss him as much as you want!::Vampire Sister: We get nothing to the night?
Old Mina: Well... I will tell you the story. But I will only tell you once, so listen carefully. And you; I hope you're not of... weak character.::The Reporter: I think I can handle the most.
Jonathan Harker: No!::Vampire Sister: So we meet again.::Vampire Sister: And you brought your cute friends!::Abraham van Helsing: Be gone cretures of Satan!::Vampire Sister: Come, come to us. We'll give you things you only dreamed of.::Arthur Holmwood: Yes, I will come...::Vampire Sister: Have you ever given yourself to a woman?
Jonathan Harker: I am being put aside for a monster.::Mina Murray: [demonic voice] He is not a monster!
Dracula: The Musical (2010)
Actors
Plot
This film, created by editing together three live-performances of a musical produced in Stockholm, re-tells Bram Stoker's famous vampire novel, by restoring often neglected elements and adding new ones. An elderly Mina Harker tells a reporter of her and her husbands terrifying adventures in Transylvania.
Keywords: death, dracula, horror-art, love, lunatic, rock, rock-musical, sweden, transylvania, vampire
Genres
Taglines:
A rock musical based on the classic by Bram Stoker
A rock musical based on the classic by Bram Stoker
Quotes:
Count Dracula: My God, why have you forsaken me? I curse you God! I spit on thee! I swear, that I will oppose you! I defy death! I will suck the life of you and all your followers, just as you have sucked the life out of me!
Gypsy Cheiftain: [Sung] We are proud of his men, we go where others stop, we are people without ports and the Count's will is our law!
Renfield: He's coming! Master is coming to me. You are on your way! You are coming here, to London! Come to me, my life, my blood, come... Se me...
Vampire Sister: Me first.::Vampire Sister: No me.::Vampire Sister: He is young and strong. There is kisses enough for us all.::Vampire Sister: [Sung] Close your eyes and rest, fell how your world falls away, let your dreams become, let me ease your clothes.::The Vampire Sisters: [Sung] Rise from the ashes and dust, feel how your soul turns to velvet, let me feel you breathing, let me taste your skin! Indulge, Carpe Noctem! All we have is here tonight, there behind your eyelids, is a warm and wonderful treasure!::Vampire Sister: [Sung] Touch me with feverish fingers, I feel the quake and wind!::The Vampire Sisters: [Sung] Let us perish and seduce, let us taste your blood! We are your innermost desires, that you hardly dared to imagine! Everything you want we will do,::Vampire Sister: [Sung] We are your innermost desires, that you hardly dared to imagine! Everything you want we will do, reclining on my damp earth!::The Vampire Sisters: [Sung] Indulge, turn to fog, breathe, enjoy us! Glide away on the moon's streak, let your life become a spark! Indulge, Carpe Noctem! Weak is strong and evil's good! Live for us, capture the night, love that of flesh and blood!::Count Dracula: Away! How dare you touch him when I have forbidden you! This man belongs to me!::Vampire Sister: You don't know how it is!::Vampire Sister: You have never loved.::Vampire Sister: [Teasing] You never loves!::Count Dracula: I have also loved! Long ago... Once I'm done with him, you get to kiss him as much as you want!::Vampire Sister: We get nothing to the night?
Old Mina: Well... I will tell you the story. But I will only tell you once, so listen carefully. And you; I hope you're not of... weak character.::The Reporter: I think I can handle the most.
Jonathan Harker: No!::Vampire Sister: So we meet again.::Vampire Sister: And you brought your cute friends!::Abraham van Helsing: Be gone cretures of Satan!::Vampire Sister: Come, come to us. We'll give you things you only dreamed of.::Arthur Holmwood: Yes, I will come...::Vampire Sister: Have you ever given yourself to a woman?
Jonathan Harker: I am being put aside for a monster.::Mina Murray: [demonic voice] He is not a monster!
Breakfast on Pluto (2005)
Actors
Plot
A young transwoman, Patrick "Kitten" Braden, comes of age in the 1970s. She leaves her Irish town, in part to look for her mother and in part because her transgender nature is beyond the town's understanding. She's taken in by a rock band, falls for the lead singer, has brushes with the IRA, is arrested by the London police, works in a peep show, and poses as a survey researcher for the phone company. Throughout, her nationality and her nature put her at great risk. In her search for her mother, she makes surprising discoveries of friendship and family. But, will she survive?
Keywords: 1970s, abandoned-baby, abortion, abortion-clinic, adoption, arrest, arsenal, arson, assassin, assassination
Genres
Taglines:
Same world, different planet!
Quotes:
Bertie: Fantastic!
Patrick "Kitten" Braden: Not many people can take the tale of Patrick Braden, aka St. Kitten, who strutted the catwalks, face lit by a halo of flashbulbs as "oh!" she shrieks, "I told you, from my best side darlings."
Patrick "Kitten" Braden: The fantastic tale of Eily Bergen.::Bertie: I can't wait to hear the ending.::Patrick "Kitten" Braden: But you haven't even heard the start.::Bertie: I can't wait to hear that either.
Patrick "Kitten" Braden: If I wasn't a transvestite terrorist, would you marry me?
Patrick "Kitten" Braden: Oh serious, serious, serious!
Billy Hatchett: [finding that Patrick has taken all of the guns] Fuck. Don't you know what this means? Do-do you know what these guys are like, Paddy?::Patrick "Kitten" Braden: Don't let this come between us, Billy.::Billy Hatchett: Shut up! Jesus, what the fuck am I gonna do? Fucking Jesus!::Patrick "Kitten" Braden: Tell them I was spring cleaning, darling.::Billy Hatchett: Where are they, Paddy? Tell me, where are they?::Patrick "Kitten" Braden: Now, what is this you mean, my darling?::Billy Hatchett: The guns, you little fucking whore! Where are they? The guns! It's all too fucking serious! Don't go fucking me around.::Patrick "Kitten" Braden: Oh, all of a sudden, everybody's getting serious! Serious, serious, serious.::Billy Hatchett: I'm not fucking joking, Patrick! Where are they?::Patrick "Kitten" Braden: I told you to call me Kitten.::Billy Hatchett: Don't fucking know me. You don't know where I've gone. And if they come, if they fucking come, you tell them nothing. I mean nothing.::Patrick "Kitten" Braden: Whatever you say, darling.::Billy Hatchett: You're way out of your league, Patrick. You don't know what you're dealing with. Don't fucking know.::Patrick "Kitten" Braden: Oh, I do. I know, all right. I knew you were only joking about the roses... and the sweets, too, probably. But it was nice while it lasted. [Hatchett drives off]
Patrick "Kitten" Braden: Dear Sir Unseen, I know my music and I am willing to bet you ten times whatever pathetic price you paid to get in this place that the dog's tail is 'waggely.' Now I want to hear you bark.
Patrick "Kitten" Braden: But Micky is devious and no matter how much you tell him, he simply won't stay down!
Robin 1: She doesn't look anything like Mitzi Gaynor!::Robin 2: What do you know about Mitzi Gaynor?::Robin 1: Nothing. But as Oscar Wilde said, "I love to talk about nothing. It's the only thing I know anything about."
Patrick "Kitten" Braden: And the other thing about the Phantom Lady was, Bert, she realized, in the city that never sleeps...::Bertie: What did she realize, Kitten?::Patrick "Kitten" Braden: That all the songs she'd listened to, all the love songs, that they were only songs.::Bertie: What's wrong with that?::Patrick "Kitten" Braden: Nothing, if you don't believe in them. But she did, you see. She believed in enchanted evenings, and she believed that a small cloud passed overhead and cried down on a flower bed, and she even believed there was breakfast to be had...::Bertie: Where?::Patrick "Kitten" Braden: On Pluto. The mysterious, icy wastes of Pluto.
Shirley Valentine (1989)
Actors
Plot
Shirley's a middle-aged Liverpool housewife, who finds herself talking to the wall while she prepares her husband's chip'n'egg, wondering what happened to her life. She compares scenes in her current life with what she used to be like and feels she's stagnated and in a rut. But when her best friend wins an all-expenses-paid vacation to Greece for two, Shirley begins to see the world, and herself, in a different light.
Keywords: actress-talks-to-audience, adultery, based-on-play, breaking-the-fourth-wall, character-name-in-title, female-nudity, female-protagonist, friendship-between-women, greek-island, housewife
Genres
Taglines:
No one thought she had the courage. The nerve. Or the lingerie.
Quotes:
[bored by dinner conversation]::Shirley Valentine: It's a good job we're not having soup, or else I'd put me head in it and drown meself.
Shirley Valentine: I think sex is like supermarkets, you know, overrated. Just a lot of pushing and shoving and you still come out with very little at the end.
Shirley Valentine: I'm not sayin' she's a bragger, but if you've been to Paradise, she's got a season ticket. She's that type, Gillian, you know. If you've got a headache, she's got a brain tumor.
Shirley Valentine: I'm not sayin' he's bad, my fella. He's just no bleedin' good.
Shirley Valentine: That's right, Millandra, I'm going to Greece for the sex! Sex for breakfast! Sex for dinner! Sex for tea! And sex for supper!::Van Driver: Sounds like a fantastic diet, love!::Shirley Valentine: It is, have you never heard of it? It's called the "F" plan!
Young Shirley Valentine: Well, tickle my tits 'til Friday!
Shirley Valentine: I mean, most fellas ya know, they've got no idea how to talk to a woman.::Costas Caldes: No?::Shirley Valentine: No. They feel they have to take over the conversation. I mean, I mean with most fellas if you say something like, like my favorite season's autumn, they go oh, oh, my favorite season's spring and then you've got 10 minutes of them talkin' about why they like spring and you weren't talkin' about spring, you were talkin' about autumn. So what do you do? You talk about what they want to talk about. Or you don't talk at all. Or you wind up talking to yourself.
[first lines]::Shirley Valentine: Hiya Wall.::[to the camera]::Shirley Valentine: Well what's wrong with that? There's a woman three doors down talks to her microwave. Talking to a microwave! Wall, what's the world coming to ?
Shirley Valentine: Aw God, oh, Jane, I look like the back end of a tram smash.
Shirley Valentine: Jane divorced her husband. I never knew him, it was before I met her. Apparently she came home from work unexpectedly one morning and found him in bed with the milkman. Honest to God, the milkman ! But from that day forward I've noticed she never takes milk in her tea.
![Dj Oumar at Londoner summer 2013 [Lloret de mar]](http://web.archive.org./web/20140131231555im_/http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/itkRIqm26IE/0.jpg "Dj Oumar at Londoner summer 2013 [Lloret de mar]")
