Parker, Trey Filmography

• The 66th Annual Tony Awards (2012)
• E3 Xbox Media Briefing (2012)
• The 2011 Comedy Awards (2011)
• The 65th Annual Tony Awards (2011)
• My All-American (2011)
• My All-American (2011)
• 6 Days to Air: The Making of South Park (2011)
• My All-American (2011)
• The Simpsons 20th Anniversary Special: In 3-D! On Ice! (2010)
• Tromatized: Meet Lloyd Kaufman (2009)
• Direct Your Own Damn Movie! (2009)
• South Park: Imaginationland (2008)
• 50 Greatest Comedy Catchphrases (2008)
• South Park: Imaginationland (2008)
• South Park: Imaginationland (2008)
• South Park: Imaginationland (2008)
• South Park: Imaginationland (2008)
• South Park: Imaginationland (2008)
• South Park: Imaginationland (2008)
• South Park: Imaginationland (2008)
• South Park: Imaginationland (2008)
• South Park: Imaginationland (2008)
• South Park: Imaginationland (2008)
• South Park: Imaginationland (2008)
• South Park: Imaginationland (2008)
• South Park: Imaginationland (2008)
• South Park: Imaginationland (2008)
• South Park: Imaginationland (2008)
• South Park: Imaginationland (2008)
• South Park: Imaginationland (2008)
• South Park: Imaginationland (2008)
• South Park: Imaginationland (2008)
• South Park: Imaginationland (2008)
• South Park: Imaginationland (2008)
• South Park: Imaginationland (2008)
• South Park: Imaginationland (2008)
• South Park: Imaginationland (2008)
• South Park: Imaginationland (2008)
• South Park: Imaginationland (2008)
• South Park: Imaginationland (2008)
• South Park: Imaginationland (2008)
• South Park: Imaginationland (2008)
• South Park: Imaginationland (2008)
• South Park: Imaginationland (2008)
• South Park: Imaginationland (2008)
• South Park: Imaginationland (2008)
• South Park: Imaginationland (2008)
• South Park: Imaginationland (2008)
• South Park: Imaginationland (2008)
• South Park: Imaginationland (2008)
• South Park: Imaginationland (2008)
• South Park: Imaginationland (2008)
• South Park: Imaginationland (2008)
• South Park: Imaginationland (2008)
• South Park: Imaginationland (2008)
• South Park: Imaginationland (2008)
• South Park: Imaginationland (2008)
• South Park: Imaginationland (2008)
• The Masterpiece That Almost Wasn't (2008)
• South Park: Imaginationland (2008)
• South Park: Imaginationland (2008)
• South Park: Imaginationland (2008)
• Taint of Greatness: The Journey of Beavis and Butt-Head, Part 2 (2006)
• The 65th Annual Peabody Awards (2006)
• 05 Spaceys (2005)
• 'Team America': Building the World (2005)
• 'Team America': Capturing the Action (2005)
• The Aristocrats (2005)
• 'Team America': An Introduction (2005)
• 'Team America': Crafting the Puppets (2005)
• The Aristocrats (2005)
• 'Team America': Miniature Pyrotechnics (2005)
• I Love the '90s: Part Deux (2005)
• Dokument: Humor (2005)
• 'Team America': Pulling the Strings (2005)
• The 100 Greatest Cartoons (2005)
• 'Team America': Up Close with Kim Jong-Il (2005)
• Make Your Own Damn Movie! (2005)
• Team America: World Police (2004)
• Team America: World Police (2004)
• Team America: World Police (2004)
• Team America: World Police (2004)
• Team America: World Police (2004)
• Team America: World Police (2004)
• MTV Icon: The Cure (2004)
• Tales from the Crapper (2004)
• Team America: World Police (2004)
• Team America: World Police (2004)
• Team America: World Police (2004)
• Team America: World Police (2004)
• How's Your News?: On the Campaign Trail (2004)
• Team America: World Police (2004)
• Team America: World Police (2004)
• Team America: World Police (2004)
• Team America: World Police (2004)
• Team America: World Police (2004)
• Team America: World Police (2004)
• Tribeca Film Festival Presents (2003)
• Uncensored Comedy: That's Not Funny! (2003)
• The Book of Orgazmo (2003)
• Run Ronnie Run (2002)
• Lapdance 01 (2001)
• That's My Bush! (2001)
• Planet of the Apes: Rule the Planet (2001)
• Christmas in South Park (2000)
• 2000 MTV Movie Awards (2000)
• 2000 MTV Movie Awards (2000)
• 2000 MTV Movie Awards (2000)
• Christmas in South Park (2000)
• Christmas in South Park (2000)
• Christmas in South Park (2000)
• Christmas in South Park (2000)
• Christmas in South Park (2000)
• Christmas in South Park (2000)
• Christmas in South Park (2000)
• Christmas in South Park (2000)
• South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut (1999)
• The 51st Annual Primetime Emmy Awards (1999)
• South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut (1999)
• South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut (1999)
• South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut (1999)
• South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut (1999)
• South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut (1999)
• South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut (1999)
• South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut (1999)
• South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut (1999)
• South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut (1999)
• South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut (1999)
• South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut (1999)
• 3 Friends & Jerry (1999)
• South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut (1999)
• South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut (1999)
• How's Your News? (1999)
• South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut (1999)
• Revenge of the Roadkill Rabbit (1999)
• South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut (1999)
• Python Night: 30 Years of Monty Python (1999)
• South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut (1999)
• South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut (1999)
• Goin' Down to South Park (1999)
• South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut (1999)
• Terror Firmer (1999)
• 1998 Primetime Creative Arts Emmys (1998)
• BASEketball (1998)
• MTV Video Music Awards 1998 (1998)
• Orgazmo (1997)
• Orgazmo (1997)
• Orgazmo (1997)
• Orgazmo (1997)
• Orgazmo (1997)
• South Park (1997)
• Orgazmo (1997)
• For Goodness Sake II (1996)
• For Goodness Sake II (1996)
• Time Warped (1995)
• Your Studio and You (1995)
• Time Warped (1995)
• Time Warped (1995)
• The Spirit of Christmas (1995)
• Time Warped (1995)
• The Spirit of Christmas (1995)
• Time Warped (1995)
• Time Warped (1995)
• Your Studio and You (1995)
• Your Studio and You (1995)
• The Spirit of Christmas (1995)
• Time Warped (1995)
• Your Studio and You (1995)
• The Spirit of Christmas (1995)
• Time Warped (1995)
• Your Studio and You (1995)
• The Spirit of Christmas (1995)
• Alferd Packer: The Musical (1993)
• Alferd Packer: The Musical (1993)
• Alferd Packer: The Musical (1993)
• Alferd Packer: The Musical (1993)
• Alferd Packer: The Musical (1993)
• The Spirit of Christmas (1992)
• The Spirit of Christmas (1992)
• American History (1992)
• American History (1992)
• The Spirit of Christmas (1992)
• The Spirit of Christmas (1992)
• The Spirit of Christmas (1992)

Parker, Trey Filmography

• American Dreamz (2006)
• Newsies (1992)
• Blood Drips Heavily on Newsies Square (1991)
• Blood Drips Heavily on Newsies Square (1991)
• Caddie Woodlawn (1989)

Parker, Trey Filmography

• Bear Ruckus (2003)

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Everyone Has AIDS - Trey Parker
• The End of an Act - Trey Parker
• Freedom Isn't Free - Trey Parker
• I'm So Ronery - Trey Parker
• Only A Woman - Trey Parker
• Montage - Trey Parker
• America, Fuck Yeah - Trey Parker

Everyone has AIDs!
AIDs AIDs AIDs!
AIDs AIDs AIDs AIDs AIDs AIDs!
Everyone has AIDs!
And so this is the end of our story
And everyone is dead from AIDs
It took from me my best friend
My only true pal
My only bright star (He died of AIDs)
Well I'm gonna march on Washington
Lead the fight and charge the brigades
There's a hero inside of all of us
I'll make them see everyone has AIDS
My father (AIDs!)
My sister (AIDs!)
My uncle and my cousin and her best friend (AIDS AIDS AIDS!)
The gays and the straights
And the whites and the spades
Everyone has AIDs!
My grandma and my dog o' blue (AIDs AIDs AIDs)
The pope has got it and so do you (AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS)
C'mon everybody we got quilting to do (AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS)
We gotta break down these baricades, everyone has

I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark,
When he made Pearl Harbor.
I miss you more than that movie missed the point,
And that’s an awful lot .
And now, now you've gone away,
And all I'm trying to say,
Is Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you
I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school,
He was terrible in that film.
I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part,
He's way better then Ben Affleck.
And now all I can think about is your smile,
And that ty movie too,
Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you
(Interlude)
Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?
I guess Pearl Harbor sucked

What would you do
If you were asked to give up your dreams for freedom
What would you do
If asked to make the ultimate sacrifice
Would you think about all them people
Who gave up everything they had
Would you think about all them war vets
And would you start to feel bad
Freedom isn't free
It costs folks like you and me
And if we don't all chip in
We'll never pay that bill
Freedom isn't free
No, there's a hefty fuckin' fee
And if you don't throw in your buck o' five
Who will?
What would you do
If someone told you to fight for freedom
Would you answer the call
Or run away like a little pussy
''cause the only reason that you're here
Is 'cause folks died for you in the past
So maybe now it's your turn
To die kicking some ass
Freedom isn't free
It costs folks like you and me
And if we don't all chip in
We'll never pay that bill
Freedom isn't free
Now there's a hefty fuckin' fee
And if you don't throw in your buck 'o five
Who will?
You don't throw in your buck 'o five
Who will?
Oooh buck 'o five

I'm So Ronery
So ronery
So ronery and sadry arone
There's no one
Just me onry
Sitting on my rittle throne
I work rearry hard and make up great prans
But nobody ristens, no one understands
Seems like no one takes me serirousry
And so I'm ronery
A rittle ronery
Poor rittle me
There's nobody
I can rerate to
Feel rike a bird in a cage
It's kinda sihry
But not rearry
Because it's fihring my body with rage
I'm the smartest most crever most physicarry fit
But nobody else seems to rearize it
When I change the world maybe they'll notice me
But until then I'rr just be ronery
Rittle ronery, poor rittle me

I need this
I need love
I need you
I don't need one hearbeat
I need two
There's an emptiness I need to fill
And only one emptiness will do
Only a woman
Can brighten up my day
Only a woman
Can touch me the right way
Only a woman
Is allowed to touch me there
All I ask is that you're a woman
I like rain, I like hair
I like you
You're around, you're right here
So you'll do
I'm gonna tell you how much I love your mind
But it simply isn't true
Only a woman
Can brighten up my day
Only a woman
Can touch me the right way
Only a woman
Is allowed to do what you're doing right now
All I ask is that you're a woman
And on saturdays when I've been partying hard
And it's 4 in the morning, and I'm on my fith tab of E
that's the only time I don't even care if you are a woman
Right now
Only a woman
Can brighten up my day
Only a woman
Can do it just the right way
Only a woman
Should be doing that right now
I just want you to be a woman
Please just be a woman

The hours approaching, to give it your best
You've got to reach your prime.
That’s when you need to put yourself to the test
And show us a passage of time
Were going to need a montage (montage)
Ooh it takes a montage (montage)
Sure a lot of things happing at once,
Remind everyone what’s going on (what’s going on)
And when every shot you show a little improvement
Just show it all or it will take to long
That’s called a montage (montage)
Ooh we want montage (montage)
And anything that we want to know
From just a beginner to a pro,
You want a montage (montage)
Even rocky had a montage (montage)
(Montage...montage)
Anything that we want to know
From just a beginner to a pro,
You need a montage (montage)
Ooh it takes a montage (montage)
Always fade out in a montage,
If you fade out
It seem like more time has passed in a montage

America
America
America, Fuck Yeah!
Comin' again to save the motherfuckin' day, Yeah
America, Fuck Yeah!
Freedom is the only way, Yeah
Terrorists, you're game is through
''cause now you have ta answer to
America, Fuck yeah!
So lick my butt and suck on my balls
America, Fuck Yeah!
Whatcha' gonna do when we come for you now
It's the dream that we all share
It's the hope for tomorrow
(Fuck Yeah!)
McDonald's (Fuck Yeah!)
Wal-Mart (Fuck Yeah!)
The Gap (Fuck Yeah!)
Baseball (Fuck Yeah!)
The NFL (Fuck Yeah!)
Rock N' Roll (Fuck Yeah!)
The Internet (Fuck Yeah!)
Slavery (Fuck Yeah!)
Fuck Yeah!
Starbucks (Fuck Yeah!)
Disneyworld (Fuck Yeah!)
Porno (Fuck Yeah!)
Valium (Fuck Yeah!)
Reeboks (Fuck Yeah!)
Fake Tits (Fuck Yeah!)
Sushi (Fuck Yeah!)
Taco Bell (Fuck Yeah!)
Rodeos (Fuck Yeah!)
Bed, Bath and Beyond (Fuck yeah..Fuck Yeah)
Liberty (Fuck Yeah!)
White Slips (Fuck Yeah!)
The Alamo (Fuck Yeah!)
Band-aids (Fuck Yeah!)
Las Vegas (Fuck Yeah!)
Christmas (Fuck Yeah!)
Immigrants (Fuck Yeah!)
Popeyes (Fuck Yeah!)
Democrats (Fuck Yeah!)
Republicans (..Fuck Yeah..Fuck Yeah)
Sportsmanship (...)

Famous quotes by Trey Parker:

"We're not ashamed of our bodies, ... This event is the most important thing in the world."

"[Seven years ago, the pair says they submitted a film to Sundance and didn't even get a rejection letter after paying the $50 entrance fee.] The time when we needed Sundance was when no one knew who the hell we were, and we had this film we wanted people to see, ... When we needed it most it wasn't there, and when we needed it the least they were all over us."

"It used to reflect a budget. Now 'independent film' means anything under $10 million. That's what people are saying now. But, that's not really true. I think independent films means you did everything independently."

"It's ... just going to be a total trip, and I'm just going to enjoy it, ... Because I'm sure I'll never be back."

"We thought he could pull it off and he would get it, and not cheese it up too much,"

"We tried to stay true to the Thunderbirds. We don't use any computers in this movie, it's all painfully real."

"Sometimes what's right isn't as important as what's profitable."

"Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in womb?"

"I think people that have a brother or sister don't realize how lucky they are. Sure, they fight a lot, but to know that there's always somebody there, somebody that's family."

"Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it."

"Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd."

"People have a lot of different beliefs, and at the end of the day, we all have deeply held beliefs that probably don't make sense to anyone else."

"Even if you're not Christian, just from being in our culture you know Jesus and resurrection and redemption."

"We're the guys who, if someone says you really shouldn't do an episode making fun of Scientologists, we say, 'Whatever.' Someone says, 'They might come try to burn your house down,' we say, 'We'll just get another one.'"

"We created a brand for ourselves, so that now people can't get mad at what we do, because then they're just making of themselves."

"It's not like we have a formula, but I think one of the reasons this show has survived is that it has a big heart at its center. Other cartoon shows have people crap on each other and make racist jokes. But I don't think people tune in for that. I just don't think a show lasts for 10 years without a heart."

"Bargaining makes you come up with the best ideas."

"When you sit down and write a song, you kind of have the idea for the song, and you sit there at the piano and you kinda just write it. And then of course later there's some dinking around with it and changing some stuff."

"You know that everyone thinks that in order to do South Park we must be wild, crazy, rock and roll stars. But the truth is we're just wholesome middle-American guys. We enjoy soda pop, baseball and beating up old people just as much as anybody."

"I find Mormons adorable."