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Lauer, Matt Filmography

Drew Peterson: Untouchable
2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
Hurricane Sandy: Coming Together
2012, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
ADELE Live in London with Matt Lauer
2012, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
Me at the Zoo
2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
XXX Summer Olympics Opening Ceremony
2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
The Beaver
2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade
2011, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
9/11: In Our Own Words
2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
Tower Heist
2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
The 85th Anniversary of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade
2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
Inside the Royal Wedding
2011, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
Matt Lauer Reports
2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
NBC's People of the Year
2010, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
Who Is Clark Rockefeller?
2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade
2010, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
The 36th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards
2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
Curious George 2: Follow That Monkey!
2009, role: actor , character name: Hark Hanson
60 Years On: From Despair to Joy
2009, role: actor , character name: Narrator
Land of the Lost
2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade
2009, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
NBC's People of the Year
2009, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade
2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
Matt Lauer Reports
2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
I Am Legend
2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade
2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
There and Back Again
2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade
2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
Steve Irwin: A Tribute
2006, role: actor , character name: Himself - NBC Presenter
Sesame Beginnings: Exploring Together
2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
Countdown to Doomsday
2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
Wal-Mart: The High Cost of Low Price
2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
79th Annual Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade
2005, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
NBC News Special Report: The Death of Pope John Paul II
2005, role: actor , character name: Himself - Correspondent
A Concert for Hurricane Relief
2005, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
Greatest American
2005, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
Tsunami Aid: A Concert of Hope
2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
Le monde selon Bush
2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade
2004, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
Fahrenheit 9/11
2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
Athens 2004 Olympic Games Opening Ceremony
2004, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
The N Word
2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade
2003, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
Late Night with Conan O'Brien: 10th Anniversary Special
2003, role: actor , character name: Himself
Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade
2002, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
Headliners & Legends: Brooke Shields
2001, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
75th Annual Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade
2001, role: actor , character name: Himself
Headliners & Legends: Bambi Bembenek
2001, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
Macy's 4th of July Fireworks Spectacular
2000, role: actor
Headliners & Legends: Farrah Fawcett
2000, role: actor , character name: Himself
Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade
2000, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade
1999, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
Christmas in Rockefeller Center
1998, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
Tony Bennett Live by Request: An All-Star Tribute
1998, role: actor , character name: Himself
Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade
1998, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
Comic Relief VIII
1998, role: actor , character name: Himself
NewsChannel 4
1995, role: actor , character name: Anchor
Esquire: About Men, for Women
1989, role: actor , character name: Himself - Host
The More You Know
1989, role: actor , character name: Himself
The Richard Bey Show
1987, role: actor , character name: Co-Host
News 4 New York
1980, role: actor , character name: Anchor
Evening Magazine
1976, role: actor , character name: Host
Today
1952, role: actor , character name: Himself - News Anchor

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Sarah Palin One-On-One With Matt Lauer on Obamacare Rollout Debacle - Today Show - 11-11-13

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Updated: 11 Nov 2013

Former Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin joins NBC's Matt Lauer of 'The Today Show' and weighs in with her perspective on the Obamacare rollout debacle, the state of the GOP going forward along with the Tea Party, Chris Christie, the Tea Party and her new book, 'Good Tidings and Great Joy'.

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Sarah Palin FULL Interview NBC Today Show. Sarah Palin Matt Lauer Interview

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Updated: 11 Nov 2013

sarah palin today show. sarah palin matt lauer. Sarah Palin had harsh words for Obamacare on Monday — and the GOP's chances in 2016 didn't fare much better in her opinion. "I would never put my faith and hope in any one individual politician,'' Palin said after Matt Lauer asked her about New Jersey Governor Chris Christie, a favorite in the field, on TODAY. "Not any of them. There is no Ronald Reagan on the scene today. If he were on the scene, that's who I would put my faith in. "New Jersey, a blue state, has a Republican governor. Right on; it beats the alternative." Christie, who was re-elected governor by a large margin last week, got a vote of support for 2016 from former presidential candidate Mitt Romney on Meet the Press, who said that Christie could save the Republican party. Last week in an interview, Christie called the federal government shutdown engineered by Republican Senator Ted Cruz and members of the Tea Party "a monumental failure." "When you stand in the middle of the road, you're going to get hit on both sides of the road,'' Palin said. "We need to take a stand, especially on this Obamacare, and support those who are just fulfilling their campaign promises. So many politicians ran for reelection and for election saying they would do anything in their power to de-fund the state of socialized medicine program called Obamacare. Ted Cruz, Mike Lee, some of these guys were actually fulfilling their campaign promises and they ask for debate. That's why they stood up. They took the stand, (and) fought for us to debate the issue of Obamacare." The former Alaska governor and Republican vice presidential candidate is back in the spotlight with a recent speech in Iowa and a national tour supporting her new book, "Good Tidings and Great Joy: Protecting the heart of Christmas." Lauer asked Palin about President Barack Obama's apology at the end of last week after it was discovered that five percent of Americans can't keep their existing policies because they don't meet the standards of the new healthcare law. "What apology?'' Palin said. "He kind of acknowledged a bit that there's a broken website. The broken website is the least of America's worries. This broken website I think is symbolic of a broken administration. Take over one-sixth of our economy and the socialized medicine that's being crammed down our throat, that's what's broken. "Where do you get this five percent?'' she said. "It's not five percent. It's most Americans will not be able to keep the healthcare policy and programs that they had desired. The new programs that are being forced down our throat are unaffordable. Some of them are still being told, 'Well if you like that insurance policy and that coverage, you still will be able to keep it, it's just going to cost you a little bit more.' That's the point. If it's going to cost you more, then it's not the same policy." Lauer asked Palin about the Tea Party's alternative. "The plan is to allow those things that had been proposed over many years to reform a healthcare system in America that certainly does need more help so that there's more competition, there's less tort reform threat, there's less trajectory of the cost increases,'' Palin said. "Those plans have been proposed over and over again, and what thwarts those plans is the far left. It's President Obama and his supporters who will not allow the Republicans to usher in free market, patient-centered, doctor-patient-relationship leaps to reform healthcare." Palin was coy about any of her own future political aspirations, including a possible run for the Senate out of Alaska. In her book, she writes about a saying posted on her kitchen cabinet that reads, "Do today what others won't, so you can do tomorrow what others want." "Sometimes you do have to make sacrifices today in order to progress those around you to create a better environment for all, so making sacrifices today, perhaps doing what you don't necessarily really, really want to do today, but it pays off in the end,'' she said. "I don't know if that necessarily applies to political office though, because people can make a difference without a title, without an office, and we're proving that." In her new book, Palin steers away from politics to write about the Christmas holiday. She believes Christmas is under assault from atheists and secular liberals. "What I'm saying is, we need to protect the heart of Christmas and not let an angry atheist armed with an attorney, a Scrooge, tell us that we can't celebrate traditional faith in America,'' she said. "We have a constitutionally-protected right to celebrate faith, and Christmas is a part of that."

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Matt Lauer on Dressing as Pam Anderson

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Duration: 4:24
Updated: 13 Nov 2013

There were a lot of challenges Matt Lauer faced when he stepped into his Pamela Anderson costume for Halloween... some more surprising than others.

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Sarah Palin Slaps Down NBC Spin As Matt Lauer Hopes People 'Forgive' President's ObamaCare Lies

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Duration: 1:17
Updated: 11 Nov 2013

On Monday's NBC Today, co-host Matt Lauer declared that President Obama "apologized" for ObamaCare failures, "not only the issues with the website, but broken promises as well." Turning to former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, Lauer hoped Obama's vague statement of regret was the end of the story: "Did he say what he had to say?" Palin shot down Lauer's assertion that the President had taken responsibility for the disastrous health care rollout: "What apology? What apology? He kind of acknowledged a bit that there is a broken website. The broken website is the least of America's worries. This broken website, I think, is symbolic of a broken administration -- takeover of 1/6 of our economy and this socialized medicine that's being crammed down our throat, that's what's broken." NewsBusters: Far Left Columnist: Yes Obama Lied But GOP Gave Him No Choice http://newsbusters.org/blogs/howard-portnoy/2013/11/11/far-left-columnist-yes-obama-lied-gop-gave-him-no-choice

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Matt Lauer - The Tonight Show with Jay Leno

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Duration: 4:59
Updated: 13 Nov 2013

Matt Lauer on strange airline experience and interviewing Miley Cyrus. Subscribe to The Tonight Show for more Leno: http://full.sc/IbG1mW Watch The Tonight Show Weeknights 11:35/10:35c http://www.nbc.com/the-tonight-show/ Get more Jay Leno: Like Jay: http://facebook.com/JayLeno Follow Jay: Twitter: http://twitter.com/JayLeno Get more NBC: NBC YouTube: http://full.sc/MtLxIM Like NBC: http://Facebook.com/NBC Follow NBC: http://Twitter.com/NBC NBC Google+: https://plus.google.com/+NBC/posts Matt Lauer - The Tonight Show with Jay Leno http://www.youtube.com/user/tonightshownbc

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Matt Lauer On 'No Shave November' - The Tonight Show with Jay Leno

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Duration: 1:18
Updated: 13 Nov 2013

Matt Lauer on growing his beard out to promote men's health. Subscribe to The Tonight Show for more Leno: http://full.sc/IbG1mW Watch The Tonight Show Weeknights 11:35/10:35c http://www.nbc.com/the-tonight-show/ Get more Jay Leno: Like Jay: http://facebook.com/JayLeno Follow Jay: Twitter: http://twitter.com/JayLeno Get more NBC: NBC YouTube: http://full.sc/MtLxIM Like NBC: http://Facebook.com/NBC Follow NBC: http://Twitter.com/NBC NBC Google+: https://plus.google.com/+NBC/posts Matt Lauer On 'No Shave November' - The Tonight Show with Jay Leno http://www.youtube.com/user/tonightshownbc

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WATCH Miley Cyrus FULL ''Today Show'' Interview With Matt Lauer 10/07/2013

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Duration: 5:23
Updated: 07 Oct 2013

Watch Miley Cyrus FULL ''Today Show'' Interview With Matt Lauer 10/07/2013 Watch Miley Cyrus FULL ''Today Show'' Interview With Matt Lauer 10/07/2013 Watch Miley Cyrus FULL ''Today Show'' Interview With Matt Lauer 10/07/2013 Miley Cyrus Today Show Interview: Teases Matt Lauer About His Sex Life And Age? Did Miley Cyrus tease Matt Lauer about his sex life during her "Today" show interview? Miley Cyrus gave a candid interview on the "Today" show on Monday, October 7, where Matt Lauer asked about her Terry Richardson photoshoot, her feud with Sinéad O'Connor, and her infamous VMA performance. Matt Lauer, 55, asked Miley Cyrus about her recent makeover and transformation from her former "Hannah Montana" self on the "Today" show this morning, E! News reports. "Is this a phase? Is the sexual side of you that we're seeing a lot of right now something that's going to be around for a while and then you move onto something else?" Lauer asked Miley Cyrus. Cyrus responded with a joke, teasing Lauer: "I heard when you turn 40, things start to go a little less sexual," she began. "Don't say that," Lauer said with a smile. "Probably around that time, I heard that's when people don't have sex anymore," Cyrus continued. "I guess maybe around then." Lauer asked, "Do you know how old I am?" "I'm gonna guess 40," Miley, who is 20-years-old, responded with a big smile. But Lauer didn't go easy on Miley when he asked her about her recent performances, during the "Today" show interview. "We talked about the performance, and obviously a lot of it was very provocative. I'm never going to go to a sporting game and look at a foam finger the same way," Lauer said. "Add to that some of the photos I've seen of your recently on the internet. You had the naked shot on the video for 'Wrecking Ball.' It's very clear that you are...attempting to navigate tricky territory right now," Lauer said. "A lot of people have tried this in the past between child star and adult performer. Is it harder than you thought it would be?" Miley replied confidently, "Nah, because this is just, like, who I am. I think it's only hard if you're trying to be something you're not. Being who you are is really easy if you're really true to that."

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"Sarah Palin Took Matt Lauer To The Cleaners" - Rush Limbaugh • 11/11/13 •

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Duration: 6:36
Updated: 11 Nov 2013

November 11th, 2013 • Conservative talk host Rush Limbaugh praised Sarah Palin for pushing back against false media narratives during an appearance on NBC's "Today Show". The full NBC interview can be viewed here - http://youtu.be/KwJ6ZsZXjHM Appropriate comments will be welcomed Foul language, insults, and rants will not Fair Use Disclaimer: This video may contain copyrighted material. This material is made available for educational, research, and news reporting purposes only. This constitutes a "fair use" of any such copyrighted material as provided for in Title 17 U.S.C. section 107 of the U.S. Copyright Law which allows citizens to reproduce, distribute or exhibit portions of copyrighted motion pictures or televised programming under certain circumstances without authorization of the copyright holder.

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Pamela Anderson Or Matt Lauer? | Today Show Halloween

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Duration: 4:27
Updated: 01 Nov 2013

"Chances are you've never wondered what Matt Lauer would look like in a sexy red women's swimsuit and blond wig. But if you did, his "Today" show Halloween extravaganza costume certainly answered that question. The 'Baywatch' crew, featuring guest star Carmen Electra. Lauer, 55, dressed up as Pamela Anderson's character C.J. Parker from "Baywatch" for this year's annual costume fest — with the theme of classic TV shows — on the NBC morning show."* The Young Turks hosts Cenk Uygur and Ana Kasparian break it down. *Read more here from Chiderah Monde / NY Daily News: http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/tv-movies/today-good-morning-america-halloween-matt-lauer-dresses-pamela-anderson-article-1.1502533

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Special Appearance C J Parker (Baywatch) a.k.a. Matt Lauer - Today Show 10-31-13

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Updated: 31 Oct 2013

Special Appearance C J Parker Baywatch a.k.a. Matt Lauer - Today Show 10-31-13

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Chelsea Handler addresses 'feud' with Matt Lauer

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Duration: 4:30
Updated: 17 Aug 2013

Late-night host and best-selling author Chelsea Handler talks about her feud with TODAY and her mockumentary show "After Lately," which she calls her "favori...

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Bush goes nuts on matt lauer

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Updated: 20 Aug 2013

President bush acting like a crazy person with matt lauer. Very scary more here www.blog.thesietch.org.

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Matt Lauer Gives Jay 'Concealer' - The Tonight Show with Jay Leno

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Updated: 13 Nov 2013

Matt Lauer lets Jay in on the secret to his Pamela Anderson costume. Subscribe to The Tonight Show for more Leno: http://full.sc/IbG1mW Watch The Tonight Show Weeknights 11:35/10:35c http://www.nbc.com/the-tonight-show/ Get more Jay Leno: Like Jay: http://facebook.com/JayLeno Follow Jay: Twitter: http://twitter.com/JayLeno Get more NBC: NBC YouTube: http://full.sc/MtLxIM Like NBC: http://Facebook.com/NBC Follow NBC: http://Twitter.com/NBC NBC Google+: https://plus.google.com/+NBC/posts Matt Lauer Gives Jay 'Concealer' - The Tonight Show with Jay Leno http://www.youtube.com/user/tonightshownbc

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Tom Cruise chews out Matt Lauer on LIVE TV

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Duration: 5:48
Updated: 19 Aug 2013

Tom gets into an argument with the Today Show's Matt Lauer. Tom is arrogant and gets rattled when Lauer won't kiss his ass. These Scientology nuts are out of...

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Anne Hathaway Owns Creepy Matt Lauer

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Duration: 3:35
Updated: 20 Aug 2013

Anne Hathaway was a guest on the Today Show the other day to talk about her new movie Les Miserables. The first thing Matt Lauer brings up? The creepshot pho...

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Paula Deen Today Show FULL Interview, Emotional - Matt Lauer - 6/26/13

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Updated: 17 Aug 2013

June 26, 2013 - Paula Deen Today Show Emotional FULL Interview w/ Matt Lauer.

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Matt Lauer Wigs Out

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Duration: 1:34
Updated: 14 Nov 2013

The "Today" co-anchor plays dress up on "The Ellen DeGeneres Show." Find out who he is.

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Matt Lauer goes after Bush over secret prisons and torture

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Duration: 4:13
Updated: 19 Jul 2013

Matt Lauer went after Bush over his secret prisons and the use of torture on the captured terrorists via The Today Show this morning. He was uncommonly stron...

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JCTV Episode 12: Matt Lauer

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Duration: 18:53
Updated: 09 Aug 2013

In the latest episode of JCTV, Today Show host Matt Lauer discusses how he got into the television business and the evolution of news.

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Kanye West's Today Show Interview w/ Matt Lauer (full version) :: SoulSummer.com

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Duration: 7:28
Updated: 19 Aug 2013

Matt Lauer interviews Kanye West on NBC's Today Show and discusses the controversy surrounding West's previous remark that "President Bush doesn't care about...

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Matt Lauer Dances on 'Ellen'!

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Duration: 3:26
Updated: 22 Jul 2013

He may say he's not a dancer, but that didn't stop the morning show host from getting down! He also discussed certain criticism he's faced. Watch here!

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Matt and Ellen as Hoda and Kathie Lee

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Duration: 3:30
Updated: 13 Nov 2013

With a transcript from the 4th hour of the "Today" show, Matt Lauer and Ellen dressed up as Hoda and Kathie Lee to put on a little teleplay. Enjoy.

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MATT LAUER and PSY - DANCING Gangnam Style - Today Show - May 3, 2013

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Updated: 20 Jul 2013

SEE MY OTHER VIDEO OF PSY with the music part: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTHbpNNEICs Matt Lauer - Today Show - rocks the world with Gangnam Style!!! ALS...

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Matt Lauer interviews Sarah Palin

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Updated: 27 Jun 2013

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Britney Spears Dateline interview Part 2

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Duration: 11:00
Updated: 05 Jun 2013

interview from the summer of 2006.

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A-Rod's Lawyer Joe Tacopina Melts Down On Today Show

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Duration: 7:14
Updated: 19 Aug 2013

A-Rod's lawyer Joe Tacopina "would love nothing more" than to defend A-Rod and to talk about his testing history. If only MLB would be kind enough to waive the confidentiality agreement in the joint-drug agreement! Well, at the beginning of an interview on the Today show this morning, Matt Lauer revealed that MLB—in clever, twisted fashion—sent a letter "overnight" saying they'd do exactly that. Tacopina, unprepared for this news, promptly short circuits. The first 90 seconds of this clip are essentially the A-Rod saga as performance art. Lionel Hutz would be proud.

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Paula Deen Today Show FULL Interview, Emotional with Tears- 6-26-13

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Updated: 19 Jul 2013

Paula Deen Today Show FULL Interview, Emotional Matt Lauer 6 26 13.

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Matt Lauer: Governor Sarah Palin interview, part 1

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Updated: 19 Jul 2013

Matt Lauer: Governor Sarah Palin interview, part 1.

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ELIOT SPITZER MATT LAUER TODAY SHOW APRIL 06 2009 FIRST INTERVIEW SINCE HOOKER SCANDAL

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Updated: 27 Jul 2013

ELIOT SPITZER MATT LAUER TODAY SHOW APRIL 06 2009 FIRST INTERVIEW SINCE HOOKER SCANDAL.

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bobby brown interview with matt lauer part 1

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Updated: 26 Apr 2013

bobby brown's interview with matt lauer about whitney houston death.

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Bernard Kerik Today Show Interview. Bernard Kerik Matt Lauer Interview

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Duration: 5:24
Updated: 01 Nov 2013

Bernard Kerik Today Show Interview. Bernard Kerik Matt Lauer Interview. Bernard Kerik, the fallen former New York police commissioner who rose to national prominence after the September 11 attacks, says the three years he spent behind bars definitively changed his mind about federal mandatory sentencing guidelines. In his first interview since his release from prison where he served time for tax evasion and lying to federal authorities, Kerik spoke with TODAY's Matt Lauer about lessons learned. He said the plunge from police chief to prisoner allowed him to see numerous examples of why imposing mandatory minimum sentences doesn't work. Instead of discouraging criminal behavior, it sets up inmates for failure, he said. "The system is supposed to help them, not destroy them," he said. Kerik hit national headlines after working his way up from cop to a plum spot on the security detail for former New York Mayor Rudolph Giuliani. He then got named commissioner of the city's Department of Correction, turning around Rikers Island, one of the nation's largest, and most violent, metropolitan jail complexes. On Oct. 16, 2001, shortly after the Sept. 11 attacks, Kerik joined then-mayor Rudy Giuliani at the podium to answer reporters' questions about investigations into anthrax cases in New York City. TODAY On Oct. 16, 2001, shortly after the Sept. 11 attacks, Kerik joined then-mayor Rudy Giuliani at the podium to answer reporters' questions about investigations into anthrax cases in New York City. Years later, Kerik went on to lead the New York Police Department and rose to prominence following the September 11 terrorist attacks. In 2004, President George W. Bush nominated Kerik to be Homeland Security secretary. That's when his race to the top hit a speed bump. Kerik soon withdrew his name from consideration, citing past employment of an illegal immigrant as a nanny. Stories related to personal and marital strife followed, along with questions about his ties to a construction company investigators say had mob ties. Kerik said he served time with non-violent inmates, many of them first-time offenders sentenced disproportionately for their crimes. Kerik produced a nickel during the interview to demonstrate the amount of cocaine that sends an offender to prison. "I was with men sentenced to ten years in prison for five grams of cocaine. That's insane. That's insane," he said. Kerik said criminals should be punished for their offenses, but they shouldn't be penalized beyond what's necessary. "Anybody that thinks that you can take these young black men out of Baltimore and D.C., give them a ten-year sentence for five grams of cocaine, and then believe that they're going to return to society a better person ten years from now, when you give them no life improvement skills, when you give them no real rehabilitation?" he said. "That is not benefiting society." Kerik landed in prison after a string of legal problems prompted him to plead guilty in November 2009 to eight counts, including tax evasion and lying to the White House. He was sentenced to four years in prison, but released in May after serving three of those years at a federal minimum-security prison in Cumberland, Md. He served out the remainder of his term under home confinement.

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Michelle Malkin OWNS Matt Lauer, Speaks Truth about Obama

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Updated: 19 Aug 2013

Left-wing TV personality Matt Lauer gets owned by Michelle Malkin during interview about her new book, Culture of Corruption.

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Adele Live in London with Matt Lauer (Aired June 3rd, 2012) [HQ]

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Duration: 14:41
Updated: 07 Aug 2013

Interview only. For the entire show go to http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xrecbr_adele-live-in-london-with-matt-lauer-aired-june-3rd-2012_music.

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Michael Jackson 'Sexually Abused Me'. Wade Robson Today Show Interview.

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Duration: 9:19
Updated: 16 May 2013

wade robson today show interview | Choreographer: Michael Jackson 'sexually abused me'. For years, choreographer Wade Robson defended his former mentor, Michael Jackson, against others' accusations, but now, he says the late star is a "sexual predator" and is making a claim against Jackson's estate. He tells Matt Lauer it's "the right thing to do."

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Miley Cyrus Today Show FULL Interview with Matt Lauer 10 Oct

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Duration: 2:32
Updated: 07 Oct 2013

Miley Cyrus Today Show Interview FULL with Matt Lauer 10/7/2013 VIDEO 'Miley Cyrus Interview' Miley Cyrus Today Show Interview FULL with Matt Lauer Miley Cyrus Today Show Concert 10/7/02013 Singing We Can't STOP Miley Cyrus Today Show Concert 10/7/2013 Preview The Today Show Interview with Matt Lauer Miley Cyrus Today Show Concert after SNL 10/7/2013 The Today Show Interview with Matt Lauer Miley Cyrus To Give First Post-VMAs TV Interview & Live Performance On Monday's 'Today' The oft-discussed performer will be singing live in New York for the early morning television show American pop star Miley Cyrus has snubbed some prim motherly advice about her new bad girl image from Irish singer and sometime rebel Sinead O'Connor. The "We Can't Stop" singer—who has ditched her squeaky clean Hannah Montana Disney image for a solo singing career as a tattooed sex siren—rebuffed an open letter from O'Connor calling on Cyrus to tone down her sexualized persona. "Sinead. I don't have time to write you an open letter cause I'm hosting & performing on SNL (US comedy show Saturday Night Live) this week," Cyrus tweeted. O'Connor, who once famously tore up a picture of Pope John Paul II on Saturday Night Live, declaring "Fight the real enemy!", said she was worried the former child TV star was being exploited in her latest video of the song "Wrecking Ball." "I am extremely concerned for you that those around you have led you to believe, or encouraged you in your own belief, that it is in any way 'cool' to be naked and licking sledgehammers in your videos," the 46-year-old O'Connor wrote. The Irish singer said her letter was written "in the spirit of motherliness and with love." She said it was a response to journalists who had asked her to comment on Cyrus telling Rolling Stone magazine that her new vampish look and video were modeled on O'Connor's 1990 video for the song "Nothing Compares 2 U," where she sheds a single tear. Cyrus, who is the daughter of country music singer Billy Ray Cyrus, cries in the promotional clip for "Wrecking Ball." But she also licks a sledgehammer and writhes naked on a swinging metal demolition ball. "I am happy to hear I am somewhat of a role model for you and I hope that because of that you will pay close attention to what I am telling you," O'Connor wrote. Cyrus, 20, mocked O'Connor by posting a screen shot of O'Connor's tweets from 2012 in which the Irish star, who has bipolar disorder, referred to her own mental health problems, asking for Twitter followers to recommend a psychiatrist. Cyrus also compared the singer to the former child actress Amanda Bynes, who is currently undergoing psychiatric treatment. O'Connor issued a follow-up open letter on her website accusing Cyrus of "irresponsible" behavior. —Reuters

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Kim Kardashian's interview with Matt Lauer for NBC's - People Of The Year

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Duration: 7:51
Updated: 09 Aug 2013

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Full interview: Mike Tyson talks addiction with Matt Lauer

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Duration: 26:58
Updated: 29 Aug 2013

"It's a real challenge because...I don't know if I like this sober guy,'' the former heavyweight champion tells TODAY's Matt Lauer. Watch Matt's full interview with Mike Tyson.

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A Filipino trooper distributes water to survivors waiting for a military flight to Manila as they flee typhoon hit Tacloban city, Leyte province, central Philippines on Friday, Nov. 15, 2013. Survivors of Typhoon Haiyan, one of the most powerful typhoons ever recorded, have only now begun to receive some aid, a week after their homes and lives were torn apart.

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Typhoon Haiyan: Plight of survivors 'bleak' despite aid effort

BBC News

15 Nov 2013

Aid workers struggling to help survivors of Typhoon Haiyan in the Philippines have described the situation as bleak - one week after the storm tore into the country. A spokesman for Medecins Sans Frontieres said the logistical issues of distributing aid were enormous. However, correspondents in the ruined city of Tacloban say US military aircraft are beginning to bring in aid ... Continue reading the main story Aid at a glance ... Australia ... ....(size: 4.1Kb)

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A young boy shields himself from the rain while waiting for an evacuation flight at the airport in Tacloban, central Philippines, Thursday, Nov. 14, 2013.

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Typhoon: after battle to survive, the struggle to live

France24

14 Nov 2013

- People who clung to power cables or cowered in concrete buildings as an apocalyptic storm blew through the Philippines may have thought they were lucky to live, but for many, the struggle to survive has only just begun. Those who made it through the terrifying winds, which hurled cars and parts of buildings around as they brought a surge of seawater ashore, each have a story to tell about the day Super Typhoon Haiyan struck ... ....(size: 4.5Kb)

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Brett Favre on Concussions and Bullies

mediabistro

16 Nov 2013

Former NFL MVP quarterback Brett Favre tells Matt Lauer his memory problems started when he couldn’t remember that his daughter played soccer ... Favre also tells Lauer his initial reaction to the Miami Dolphins’ bullying scandal. “You gotta be kidding me.” ... Brett Favre, Matt Lauer....(size: 1.4Kb)

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On The Fly: Favre Discusses Memory Loss In TV Interview

Hartford Courant

16 Nov 2013

Remember when was the grizzled, unshaven face of the NFL? The future Hall of Famer now tells Matt Lauer on NBC's that he's experiencing memory loss and he'd be leery about letting his son — if he had a son — play football. In an interview that will air Monday morning, Favre says he is glad he doesn't have a son because of the pressure he might face ... Great publicity for 's outfit ... For one night, meets ....(size: 2.0Kb)

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Katie Couric honored at Hopkins health event

Baltimore Sun

16 Nov 2013

The Johns Hopkins School of Medicine honored television host Katie Couric Saturday for her work campaigning on behalf of cancer researchers after losing her husband to the disease 15 years ago ... She said Saturday that her hope was to "destigmatize" the procedure ... The filming of Couric's colonoscopy spawned a number of copycats, a trend that continued this month with Today's Matt Lauer and Al Roker having their prostates examined live....(size: 3.2Kb)

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Authorities ID Sheboygan County man killed in crash

Milwaukee Journal Sentinel

16 Nov 2013

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West Bend bicyclist injured after failing to yield to car

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16 Nov 2013

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Live Blog: No. 22 Wisconsin vs. Indiana

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16 Nov 2013

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Woman active in Northcott Neighborhood House elected to SDC board

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16 Nov 2013

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Pedestrian struck by semi in Abbotsford

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16 Nov 2013

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16 Nov 2013

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16 Nov 2013

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16 Nov 2013

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16 Nov 2013

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Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
Matthew Dear - Matthew Dear
Ultimate Warp Zone - Madhatter
T.K.O - Madhatter
The Game Master - Madhatter
Pipe Dreams - Madhatter
Operation N313 - Madhatter
Ganon Slayer - Madhatter
Overheat - Madhatter
Matt Gary - Matt Gary
I'm Just Sayin' - Matt Gary

Top Matthew Dear, Matthew Dear

I've been really tryin', baby
Tryin' to hold back this feelin' for so long
And if you feel like I feel, baby
Then come on, oh come on
Let's get it on, ah baby
Let's get it on, let's love, baby
Let's get it on, sugar
Let's get it on, whoo-ooh-ooh
We're all sensitive people
With so much to give, understanding, sugar
Since we got to be
Let's live, I love you
There's nothing wrong with me
Lovin' you, baby no no
And givin' yourself to me could never be wrong
If the love is true, oh baby
Don't you know how sweet and wonderful
Life can be?
I'm asking you baby
To get it on with me
I ain't gonna worry
I ain't gonna push, I won't push you baby
So come on, come on, come on, come on, come on baby
Stop beatin' 'round the bush
Let's get it on
Let's get it on, you know what I'm talkin' about
Come on baby, hey hey, let your love come out
If you believe in love,
Let's get it on, let's get it on, baby
This minute, oh yeah
Let's get it on, please,
Please get it on
I know that you know what I've been dreaming of
Don't you baby?
My whole body wants the feeling of love,
Ah help me!
I ain't gonna worry,
No I ain't gonna push, I won't push you baby
So come on, come on, come on, come on, come on darlin'
Stop beatin' 'round the bush
Oh, gonna get it on, threatening you, baby
I want to get it on, you don't have to worry that it's wrong
If the spirit moves you, let me groove you
Good, let your love come down, oh, get it on,
Come on baby, do you know the meaning of being sanctified?
Ah...
Girl, you give me good feelings, so good, something like sanctifying
Oh, do right baby.
Nothing wrong with love, if you wanna love me baby,

Top Madhatter, Ultimate Warp Zone

The beautiful Princess Lawna is filled with despair
I'm afraid we can't hold out much longer
I only wish it didn't have to end this way
Do not give up hope yet princess
There are powers beyond those of which you are familiar
The legend of Videoland foretells of a young warrior
From another land
Who shall warp into our world and lead you to victory
He is Capitan N the game master
Behold!
The Ultimate Warp Zone!
Yeah, c'mon King Hippo, you ain't got nothin'-oh shit,
yeah uh
Woo hoo hoo hoo!
What the...
I'm Princess Lawna.
Oh, what up baby?
I'm MadHatter.
I don't think I'm in Kansas anymore
Where the hell am I?
You're in Videoland!
Uhh...
The Ultimate Warp Zone brought you here.
What, cause I'm like the king of the old school
Nintendo nerds?
Something like that.
Right.
The Legend foretold of your coming to restore freedom
freedom freedom.
That's why I gave you that Super Power Pad and Zapper.
You mean this shit is real?
Aw hell yeah!
It's on like Donkey Kong!

Top Madhatter, T.K.O

Don't talk shit
I got the skills that you can't fuck with
and I might have to split your lip
to take out the treasure
leave you laying on your big fat ass
I might be only 4-foot tall
but don't spite me
I'll beat all of y'all
so fight me
and you'll find out why Mike Tyson has got to die
(Welcome ladies and gentleman to the Kansas Colliseum
in the corner with the green
trunks Lil' Mac)
Step into the ring let the show begin
I'll shatter Glass Joe with a punch to the chin
I might be a rookie but these dudes are chumps
I'll slap Piston Honda on his forehead lumps
Ya shoulda seen the conference he had back in Japan
he broke down cryin' sayin' I was the man
People see my height thinkin' I ain't rough
ya din't think a midget could get this tough
Well sit back and enjoy the chuckles
I'll enjoy the sound it makes when your face meets my
knuckles
Even King Hippo tried to mess me up
but I knocked him on his ass and he couldn't get up
FAT ASS
Yo doc my trainer man how am I doin'
Look out behind you Lil' Mac troubles brewin'
Bald Bull you think you're invincible what
How bout' I punch your stupid ass in the gut
(The winner Lil' Mac!)
CHORUS
I Live to fight another day
So Mike Tyson' my way
An I will make him pay
Bring it on
Bitch bring it on
BRING IT ON!
HERE WE GO!
With the punches that will hit you HIGH and LOW!
An it'll be a T K O
Just stay in my way
And i will make you pay
I Live to fight another day
So Mike Tyson' my way
An I will make him pay
Bring it on
Bitch bring it on
BRING IT ON!
HERE WE GO!
With the punches that will hit you HIGH and LOW!
An it'll be a T K O
Just stay in my way
And i will make him pay
(TITLE BOUT! in this corner that crazy ass motherfucker
MIKE TYSON!)
Come on bitch I ain't scared of you
Once you feel my rage there ain't nothing you can do
Did you really bite the ear off a dude?
Don't make me laugh Mike cause if thats true
You can never be as sick as me
I'll eat both your ears and wash it down with Soda
Popinski
Come on Mike give me your best shot
I'll bet you-uuhhh
(Get up Lil' Mac don't give up
Join the Nintendo Fun Club today
What the fuck did you just say to me!
Stick and move Mac stick and move
Man whatever)
You think I came all this way for nothin'
Hey Tyson I'm gonna bring your chin something
Repeat CHORUSx2
(Oh my GOD! the Winner Lil' Mac
It's incredible I've never seen anything quite like it
I've never seen a midget throw a punch like that
It was like... It was like a turtle with boxing gloves
It just, it crept right up and climbed up his knees
right past his dick and punched him right in the
fuckin' noggin
He's so short it's almost like he has to take an
escalator
to climb to the top just to punch you in the testicles
It's insane he has to climb your testicle hairs
just to get to a point where he can punch you in your
nuggets
IT'S incredible, I'm cryin' more than the season finale
of Friends

Top Madhatter, The Game Master

Welcome to Videoland!
Welcome to Videoland!
We've got rescue the princess!
Check 6, check 7, check 8Bit Bullshit
Giving the nerds something to roll with (Yeah)
We're going to party like its' 1986
Blow in the cartridge and get your fix
You all know me, I'm that rapper
With the nine power glove and a sawed-off Zapper
Electric light in his skulls
Direct hit you'll explode into pixels
Transported to the land long ago
You know what they say:
Nintendos before hoes
All them lonely boys will agree
Life was tough when R.O.B. was your only buddy
But don't worry girls, this shit's for you too
Game chicks exist; shocking but true!
So come one, come all 'till you RKS
Follow me on a journey through the NES
I am the one
Madhatter's my name
The prodigal son of videogames

Top Madhatter, Pipe Dreams

I've been havin' crazy pipe dreams, don't laugh
And please don't tell the mental hospital staff
But I wake up in a land filled with mushrooms
Overrun with plants of doom and fire flowers in bloom
It don't stop there; this sound insane
But there's a princess in peril that calls out my name
"Mario!" I dunno how she knows me though
But she's fine as hell and has an ass like "Whoa!"
So I run through the land, and I'm quick on the double
Dreamin' no dream, man, Toadstool is in trouble
So bring on King Koopa, I ain't that impressed
I'mma flush out that punk like a plumber possessed
I am true to my claim
Fat boy plumber, Mario is the name
Collectin' coins, I'm all about the cash
And you know them chicks dig the bushy-ass mustache
I grab my brown boots and bright red cap
And my blue overalls, old-school like dat!
My hands are shakin' with a fireball itch
I'm about to make Bowser my bitch!
I've been havin' crazy pipe dreams
My brother's in them too
Luigi, but Luigi's a wussy
So it's up to me to save the Mushroom Kingdom
I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum
But I'm all outta gum, man, I know that was lame
But when your enemies are turtles, you can't have no
shame
You've got koopa troopas
And even parakoopa troopas
Stomp on their shells and leave them in a stupa*
Supa Dupa MARIO! Magic fungus!
Make me grow double size, stomp my foes to dust
I'm quick to put a boot to a Goomba's forehead!
One small jump and I'm leavin' them dead!

Top Madhatter, Operation N313

You wanna know about Operation N313?
Well, sit down, this might take awhile to explain...
Parachuting from the plane as my boots touch down
on the ground, in the jungle without making a sound.
Checkin with Big Boss on the transceiver radio.
Now it's time to start the show.
"I FEEL ASLEEP", said the guard on the path.
So I snuck up and I punched him in his sleepy ass.
(Ha!)
I run from the guards.
Holy Cow!
They must be putting crack in that puppy chow! (yeah)
I take out more guards, steal their keycards,
making them moan like a bunch of retards.
Into Building 1, I finally find a gun. (ha)
A gasmask, some missiles, and a cardboard box for fun.
Silencer, grenade launcher. (yeah)
Just your normal day for your average sauveteur.
I thought nothin' could ruin my rapture,
but this about the time that my ass got captured.
They put me in a cell next to Gray Fox.
I helped him escape and got out of that box.
I grab my backpack full of gear,
but was met by a guard with a shocking spear.
I told him to give up, but he would not succumb.
So I shot our sea missles right up his rectum. (hahaha)
The same goes for them fools Twin Shot.
My grenades made them suckas feel not so hot. (yeah)
(Alarm sounds) (Punching Sound Effects)
Machine Gun Kid trying to take me down,
but I took out my Baretta and I popped that clown.
Down the elevator and I'm on my way.
Outer Heaven's blood will spray because..
**(Chorus)
I'm a one man weapon of mass destruction.
Special Forces agent don't need an introduction.
FOXHOUND specialist, and you know I'm pissed.
You take a look amiss, I might give ya neck a twist.
Operation N313.
I can choose to sneak or cause a killing spree.
But, lemme make one thing crystal clear:
Solid Snake doesn't fear a Metal Gear.
(End Chorus)
This is where shit really starts to stir.
I was stopped by a muscle-bound supersoldier.
You are not Arnold Schwarzenegger, no you are not sir.
Oh yes, depart with my rocket launcher. (boom!)
Next up Fire Trooper and Coward Duck
Till CaTaffy, does it look like I give a fuck??
Nothin' will stop me from completing my mission.
Steady leaving guards in critical condition. (yeah)
I finally find Dr. Pettrovich.
Who told me how to give Metal Gear a computer glitch.
(cool)
But then he gave me some shocking infromation,
"Big Boss is the leader of the Outer Heaven Nation"
WHAT THE HELL!?
No way! My own commander is the one to betray? (no)
Planted explosives on the super computer.
Only one dirty dog left that I gotta neuter.
I found Big Boss and I crushed his gulls.
I also crushed his skull with a dilsur missile
I blew that place up, and I ran from the heat.
Another mission complete because..
**(Chorus)
I'm a one man weapon of mass destruction.
Special Forces agent don't need an introduction.
FOXHOUND specialist, and you know I'm pissed.
You take a look amiss, I might give ya neck a twist.
Operation N313.
I can choose to sneak or cause a killing spree.
But, lemme make one thing crystal clear:
Solid Snake doesn't fear a Metal Gear.
**(Repeat Chorus)
There ain't too much I do fear.
There isn't a nuclear holocaust that I can't handle.
FOXHOUND. Solid Snake.
Les Enfants Terribles, Bitch!
Yeah...
(Punching)
(Snake is spotted)
(Alarm Sounds)
(Chase Music Ensues)

Top Madhatter, Ganon Slayer

I roll through Hyrule, swingin my blade. (chop!)
I got mad rupees, hella paid,
and I'm on a quest to eliminate Ganon.
Some say I'm a loose cannon. (tch)
Just becase I like to throw my swords,
and leave 'em stuck dead in ya vocal cords.
That don't mean you have to hate.
Extinguishing evil is my fate. (yeah)
So I roam the land everyday and night,
lookin for adventure, lookin to fight.
Ganon is a wizard, but I am much greater.
My name is Link and I'm the hater exterminator. (ha!)
Don't test me, I come hard.
Don't make me put you with the ghosts in the graveyard.
North-West, South-West.
Secret passage ways in the forest. (yes)
I gotta get that Triforce back,
or the kingdom will think I'm hella whack.
Check it, don't think I'mma let that happen, (no)
I sword fight just as good as I'm rappin'. (hell yeah)
Miss Zelda is my lust, (uh)
to win this princess over
I must wipe the darkness from these lands.
I won't stop 'til I got Ganon's blood on my hands.
That's right fool, I'm comin' for yo pig faced ass!
(yeah!)
Ain't nothin' gonna stop me! Nothin'!
Send yo best henchmen!
The Triforce is mine!
Motha Fucka...
I stop to ask for directions (yep)
from an old man in the secret dungeon section. (what?)
But this is what the old man spoke,
"Dodongo dislike smoke." --What the fuck?
I guess I'm better off by myself.
Killing my enemies, stealing their wealth.
And I'm savin up for expensive things:
Arrows, potions, and power rings. (yeah)
All you moblins ain't worth a dime.
Octoroks ain't worth my time. (nope)
Lots of people are scared of spiders right?
Well, I ain't scared of no God damn tektite. (haha)
Bring it on, bitch, bring it on.
Once I find you, you won't last long.
Make fun of my tunic, I ain't mad.
The healing fairies all think I'm rad. (sexy!)
Beat me. Torture me. Cut me up.
I'll feel up a fairy, and she'll heal me up. (uh)
I'm unstoppable, you can't win.
Even if I die, I'll come back again.
So bring yo monstas, they can die too.
Ganon! I'm comin for you...
-So Link continued his journey.
Into the catacombs of Death Mountain. Wherein lies
his ultimate fate. To face Ganon, and return the
Triforce
to Hyrule...
I hack and I slash and I stab and I cut
when I finally find Ganon, I will fuck him up.
But this dungeon's a maze, and I am getting lost.
But I will find that bastard, no matter the cost.
Digdogger was mean, but I pulled out my bow.
I shot him in the eye with a silver arrow.
A dark nut is nothing but a stain on my sword.
These weak little creatures are leaving me bored.
So I keep on walking 'til I find me a map.
Now I light my candle, and I head down the path.
And I hack and I slash and I kick some more ass.
My health is now dropping.
How long will I last?
I drink my last potion, my mouth is so dry.
And I'm bleeding so much that I fear I might die.
But I will not give up, and on that you can bet.
I will save this kingdom, this ain't over yet!
**(chorus)
Good vs. Evil
No rest
Death Mountain
My quest
Journey to the underground layer
My name is Link
I'm the Ganon Slayer!
**(repeat chorus)
I found heart containers with a bit of luck,
and I use my compass so I'm no longer stuck.
Now I'm outside the layer of my enemy.
So I focus my hate to build more energy.
I kick down the door, but to my suprise
Ganon dissapeared right before my very eyes.
So I stood there and froze in the deep of the dark.
The only sound was the beating of my heart.
But I sensed a movement behind me so I swung
with my Master Sword, and I guess it must've stung.
'Cause Ganon lay hurt as he fell to the floor.
Then I shot about 12 arrows into that whore.
Now Ganon is dead, and the Triforce is back.
And I am a hero.
Zelda is on her back.
I ended my quest in the princess so deep.
I busted my nut, and then I fell asleep.

Top Madhatter, Overheat

Ladies and Gentlemen, Start your Engines.
**(Chorus)
Overheat! (Overheat!), Rev 'em up! (Rev 'em up!)
Overheat! (Overheat!), Rev 'em up! (Rev 'em up!)
Overheat! (Overheat!), Rev 'em up! (Rev 'em up!)
Overheat! (Overheat!), Rev 'em up! (Rev 'em up!)
Overheat! (Overheat!), Rev 'em up! (Rev 'em up!)
Overheat! (Overheat!), Rev 'em up! (Rev 'em up!)
Overheat! (Overheat!), Rev 'em up! (Rev 'em up!)
Overheat! (Overheat!), Rev 'em up! (Rev 'em up!)
(End Chorus)
Yo, don't mess with the racing's best. (yeah)
That's me putting tire marks all over yo chest yes!
(haha)
This moto-cross shit ain't for bitches.
Ya miss a ramp and end up with 13 stitches (ouch)
And don't think this is just a race.
Unless you wanna be kickin' it with a leg brace (kick
Wipe that smile off yo face and grow some balls.
I'll show my screwface at the starting stalls. (grrr)
Pop your clutch son, give it some gas.
You gonna need some speed if you don't want me to pass.
Stop talkin' trash and show me what you got.
You're a punk if you don't get the number 1 spot.
(yeah)
The crowd is roarin', the camera men stare.
Your bike is flying 75 feet in the air.
You talk a lot of shit when your out on the street.
But, you're in the dirt now and your about to
Overheat!!
**(Repeat Chorus)
Overheat! (Overheat!), Rev 'em up! (Rev 'em up!)
Overheat! (Overheat!), Rev 'em up! (Rev 'em up!)
Overheat! (Overheat!), Rev 'em up! (Rev 'em up!)
Overheat! (Overheat!), Rev 'em up! (Rev 'em up!)
Overheat! (Overheat!), Rev 'em up! (Rev 'em up!)
Overheat! (Overheat!), Rev 'em up! (Rev 'em up!)
Overheat! (Overheat!), Rev 'em up! (Rev 'em up!)
Overheat! (Overheat!), Rev 'em up! (Rev 'em up!)
Yo, say what? That was just the first lap.
Hey Grandma, looks like you could use a nap.
Ahahaha! Bitch.
You best speed up.
If you wanna get ya hands on that big, gold cup.
You gotta fight dirty. (yeah)
Climb to the top.
You gotta land sturdy. (yeah)
Don't ever stop.
Because the second you let off of that throttle jack,
you'll be stuck at the back of the pack.
Word up.
Shift that gear. (what?)
Touch that pedal. (what?)
Turn that rubber. (what?)
Twist that metal. (what?)(yeah)
You gotta make it to that finish line.
Now lemme hear ya sing this one more time: (come on)
The crowd is roarin', the camera men stare.
Your bike is flying 75 feet in the air.
You talk a lot of shit when your out on the street.
But, you're in the dirt now and your about to
Overheat!!
**(Repeat Chorus)
Overheat! (Overheat!), Rev 'em up! (Rev 'em up!)
Overheat! (Overheat!), Rev 'em up! (Rev 'em up!)
Overheat! (Overheat!), Rev 'em up! (Rev 'em up!)
Overheat! (Overheat!), Rev 'em up! (Rev 'em up!)
Overheat! (Overheat!), Rev 'em up! (Rev 'em up!)
Overheat! (Overheat!), Rev 'em up! (Rev 'em up!)
Overheat! (Overheat!), Rev 'em up! (Rev 'em up!)
Overheat! (Overheat!), Rev 'em up! (Rev 'em up!)
(Laughter)
(God, recording makes me so hard!)
(Get out, you fuckin' creep!)

Top Matt Gary, Matt Gary

I overheard the fight you had
Those tears that you wipe away keep comin' back
It burns me up; it makes me mad
How long you gonna make your heart put up with that
I can't tell ya how to live your life
To me, it's plain as black and white
But it's your choice, so you decide
I'm just sayin' you can walk away
You don't have to wear that ball and chain
Love's not supposed to make you hurt
Don't settle for less than you deserve
I'm just sayin', girl, if you were mine
I'd love ya good, and treat ya right
The last thing that you'd feel is your heart breakin'
Am I wrong; is there somethin' that I missed
Now, isn't he the king of breakin' promises
I know I'm no saint; I can't rope the moon
But you'll never wonder if I'm comin' home to you
You need to be where you belong
I hate to see you holdin' on
To somethin' that's already gone
I'm just sayin' you can walk away
You don't have to wear that ball and chain
Love's not supposed to make you hurt
Don't settle for less than you deserve
I'm just sayin', girl, if you were mine
I'd love ya good, and treat you right
The last thing that you'd feel is your heart breakin'
I can't tell ya how to live your life
To me, it's plain as black and white
But it's your choice, so you decide
I'm just sayin' you can walk away
You don't have to wear that ball and chain
Love's not supposed to make you hurt
Don't settle for less than you deserve
I'm just sayin', girl, if you were mine
I'd love ya good, and treat you right
The last thing that you'd feel is your heart breakin'

Top Matt Gary, I'm Just Sayin'

I overheard the fight you had
Those tears that you wipe away keep comin' back
It burns me up; it makes me mad
How long you gonna make your heart put up with that
I can't tell ya how to live your life
To me, it's plain as black and white
But it's your choice, so you decide
I'm just sayin' you can walk away
You don't have to wear that ball and chain
Love's not supposed to make you hurt
Don't settle for less than you deserve
I'm just sayin', girl, if you were mine
I'd love ya good, and treat ya right
The last thing that you'd feel is your heart breakin'
I'm just sayin'
Am I wrong; is there somethin' that I missed
Now, isn't he the king of breakin' promises
I know I'm no saint; I can't rope the moon
But you'll never wonder if I'm comin' home to you
You need to be where you belong
I hate to see you holdin' on
To somethin' that's already gone
I'm just sayin' you can walk away
You don't have to wear that ball and chain
Love's not supposed to make you hurt
Don't settle for less than you deserve
I'm just sayin', girl, if you were mine
I'd love ya good, and treat you right
The last thing that you'd feel is your heart breakin'
I'm just sayin'
I can't tell ya how to live your life
To me, it's plain as black and white
But it's your choice, so you decide
I'm just sayin' you can walk away
You don't have to wear that ball and chain
Love's not supposed to make you hurt
Don't settle for less than you deserve
I'm just sayin', girl, if you were mine
I'd love ya good, and treat you right
The last thing that you'd feel is your heart breakin'
The last thing that you'd feel is your heart breakin'
I'm just sayin'
I'm just sayin'