Oswalt, Roy Filmography

• 2007 MLB All-Star Game
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself - NL Pitcher, Houston Astros
• 2006 MLB All-Star Game
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 2005 MLB All-Star Game
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself - NL Pitcher: Houston Astros

Famous quotes by Roy Oswalt:

"Oh. Hey, Lance. Get called up?"

"I thought it was a key situation of the game, especially 2-1, ... That, and two innings before, when they had guys on, could have blew it wide open with a base hit and I was able to make a quality pitch at the time needed."

"Where I come from is not very big, so everywhere I go is someplace bigger."

"My back foot slipped off the back of the rubber, and once my feet gave way, I started to throw the pitch anyway, and my mind said, change real quick, don't lob one up there and let the guy hit it out, ... I went ahead and took that one on the chin."

"I don't like seeing guys who've never done anything in this game acting like they've been around and been All-Stars. I'm talking about guys with 30 career home runs who go pimping around the bases when they hit a home run like they're Barry Bonds or something. I don't like seeing that."

"The way the game is now you can't take care of business on the mound,"

"It's just those last three outs. Hitters are going to bear down a little more on those last three outs."

"I think we corrected two of them, ... Two of them were borderline."

"I've been trying to get my legs under me, and I feel good now."

"It's probably the worst game I ever threw, that I could remember. It was a bad game all the way around - walking people, not throwing the ball where I wanted to, getting behind guys - it was one of those days. I was like a high school kid out there."

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Rosalita - Bruce Springsteen
• Rosalita - Hank Locklin
• Rosalita - Gomez
• Resolute - Yellow Second
• Risalah Hati - Dewa 19
• Resulta - Chuyita y su banda dorada
• Resulta - Jenni Rivera
• Rissolette - Coilbox

Spread out now Rosie doctor come cut her mama's reins
You know playin' blind man's bluff is a little baby's game
You pick up Little Dynamite I'm gonna pick up Little Gun
And together we're gonna go out tonight and make that highway run
You don't have to call me lieutenant Rosie and I don't want to be your son
The only lover I'm ever gonna need's your soft sweet little
girl's tongue and Rosie you're the one
Dynamite's in the belfry playin' with the bats
Little Gun's downtown in front of Woolworth's tryin' out his
attitude on all the catsPapa's on the corner waitin' for the bus
Mama she's home in the window waitin' up for us
She'll be there in that chair when they wrestle her upstairs
'cause you know we ain't gonna come
I ain't here on business
I'm only here for fun
CHORUS:
Rosalita jump a little lighter
Senorita come sit by my fireI just want to be your lover ain't no lie
Rosalita you're my stone desire
Jack the Rabbit and Weak Knees Willie you know they're gonna be there
Ah Sloppy Sue and Big Bones Billy they'll be comin' up for air
We're gonna play some pool skip some school act real cool
Stay out all night it's gonna feel all right
Rosie come out tonight Rosie come out tonight
Windows are for cheaters chimneys for the poor
Closets are for hangers winners use the door(CHORUS)
Now I know your mama she don't like me 'cause I play in a rock and roll band
And I know your daddy he don't dig me but he never did understand
Your Papa lowered the boom he locked you in your roomI'm comin' to lend a hand
I'm comin' to liberate you, confiscate you - I want to be your man
Someday we'll look back on this and it will all seem funny
But now you're sad - your mama's mad
And your papa says he knows that I don't have any money
And your papa says he knows that I don't have any money
And your daddy says he knows that I don't have any money
Tell him this is his last chance to get his daughter in a fine romance
Because a record company Rosie just gave me a big advance!
And my tires were slashed and I almost crashed but the Lord had mercy
And my machine she's a dud out stuck in the mud somewhere in the swamps of Jersey
Well, hold on tight stay up all night 'cause Rosie I'm comin' on strong
By the time we meet the morning light I will hold you in my arms
I know a pretty little place in Southern California down San Diego way
There's a little cafe where they play guitars all night and and all day
You can hear them in the back room strummin'

Rosalita my little rose of the rancho you won my heart down by the Rio
Dry your eyes dear and don't be blue Juanita
I'll come back to you my little Rosalita
Each night I tell the moon on high and all its glory
How you and I and days gone by and love's real story
Rosalita another day now is dawning for you I'm longing my Rosalita
[ brass ]

Rosalita's crawlin' round the knees
Rest my head, she's callin' to me
In my dreams, she's there for me
But open my eyes to see you there
I am fallin'
Sweetness, since you left me
It's been your flag I'm flying
But I'm sick of crying
Why did you choose to deceive me?
Was your plan just to kiss, fuck and leave me?
So, considerately just please talk to me
I won't portray myself so pitifully
My little conceit, you see
Is that I will never need you more than now
Rosalita's walkin' out on me
Close the door, she's stallin', I see
She's so sweet, but not for me
But as we sit around and laugh about
She's tryin' to call me
Darlin', though you hurt me
It's not from my lack of tryin'
You've got a fear of flyin' high
You have lost your patience
I see myself sink in your estimations
Forget the salutations just please study these tears
Your bitter words they just confirm my fears
Gonna let it fuck up all the years
Yet I will not need you more than now
Beautiful bitch, I could consider this a simple glitch
You're just a hopeless stitch in time
But then for your crimes
Please find yourself a little guilty with these lines
Got your conscience on my mind
Because I could not need you more
Oh, I could not need you more
Yeah, I could not need you more than now

reaping the seeds i planted
things that i always took for granted
i feel a little bit unstable
tell me if i'm willing are you able
to come and help me out right now?
if you do, i'm resolute
i wonÿt back down
broken and i'm still breaking
change is my latest undertaking
iÿm only hoping that tomorrow
has a greater hope for me to borrow
iÿm separated from the rest
i will try, but i can only do my best
today i saw myself with honest eyes
and my face i barely recognized.
if the wounded never heal
what will i do?
how will i feel?
can i assume,
at least pretend,
that things will work out in the end?
sunken and I'm still sinking
and you're the only thing I'm thinking of
ties that I could hardly sever

Tatap matamu bagai busur panah
Yang kau lepaskan ke jantung hatiku
Meski kau simpan cintamu masih
Tetap nafasku wangi hiasi suasana
Saat ku kecup manis bibirmu
Reff:
Cintaku tak harus, miliki dirimu
Meski perih mengiris-iris segala janji
Aku berdansa diujung gelisah
Di iringi syahdu lembut lakumu
Kau sebar benih anggun jiwamu
Namun kau tiada...menuai buah cintaku
Yang ada hanya sekuntum rindu
Kembali ke Reff:
(*)Malam-malamku bagai malam seribu bintang
Yang terbentang di angkasa bila kau disini
'Tuk sekedar menemani,'tuk melintasi wangi
Yang s'lalu tersaji di satu sisi hati...
Kembali ke : (*)3x,Reff2x

Resulta que me mientes
Resulta que eres su sangano
con ganas de quebrarte los dientes
y yo una estupida
Tu que no sientes?
Jugaste con mi corazonResulta que me me amas sin condicion
resulta que me quieres frente a todo
a todo, contra todo, me amas y me quieres
resulta que me di cuenta de algo
que andabas con otra ...te vi besarla
que tambien la amas, la estabas abrazando
y yo con ganas de jugar con tus pelotas.
resulta...
resulta...
Resulta que me me amas sin condicion
resulta que me quieres frente a todo
a todo, contra todo, me amas y me quieres
resulta que me di cuenta de algo
que andabas con otra ...te vi besarla
que tambien la amas, la estabas abrazando

Resulta que ahora nada valgo para ti
Después que en cuerpo y alma me he entregado a ti
Me dejas y te vas, ya no te importo más
Después que te entregué toda mi vida mira
Resulta que perdiste todo el tiempo en mí
Que ahora te das cuenta que no eres feliz
Que no sentiste amor, que irte es lo mejor
Entonces para qué tantas mentiras mira
Adelante, puedes irte tú y tu amante
Que sean felices sé que es joven
Y muy bonita sus amores tendrás ahorita
Mentiroso
Que estoy equivocada eso dices tú
Yo sé que es porque ya no tengo juventud
Que me dejas y te vas, ya no te importo más
Después que te entregué toda mi vida mira
Te vas a arrepentir ya lo verás
Vas a sufrir al comprender un día de tantos
Vas a llorar por mi yo sé que si
Vas a vivir el resto así de tus quebrantos
Y entonces no podré hacer yo jamás algo por ti
Quizá yo ya no esté para decirte ven a mi
Y calme tu dolor y te disculpe por amor
Que es por lo mismo que tú quieres
Que me quede hoy sin ti
Pero ella no podrá quererte nunca como yo
Te busca por dinero tú no creas que por amor
Yo sé que ella es muy joven más que tú y más que yo
Pero eso no lo es todo si te vas será un error
Lo vas a lamentar, vas a saber en realidad
Que como yo jamás te quiso
Que fue por interés no por amor
Que se burló de ti de mi de lo que hizo
Y entonces no podré hacer yo jamás algo por ti
Quizá yo ya no esté para decirte ven a mi
Y calme tu dolor y te disculpe por amor
Que es por lo mismo que tú quieres
Que me quede hoy sin ti
Pero ella no podrá quererte nunca como yo
Te busca por dinero tú no creas que por amor
Yo sé que ella es muy joven más que tú y más que yo

The world is full of bastard
making enemies,
bleeseed of god
The returning empty-handed
once he found the key
My dream begins in dark holes
Depression exhumed,
the flowers fade in songs
your fears hold you on
The madness that somebody gestate,
the plot has a twist is it
The tears in my eyes,
paradox, pulling it off
the wall, notorious, luxurious,
curious increased (form)
Write, true false lines,
Induct me with a surprise
(Expressions that I've never had...)
Be alone, behold the results
of my work, so void for you
I'm tired of dreaming,
tired of remembering,
your fears hold you on
Back and forth again,
feeling a prod in my head
Back and forth again,
feeling...
Write, true false lines,
Induct me with a surprise
(Expressions that I've never had...)
Face in the ground, pulling it off...
Your direction is wrong,
the right way is oneself
Can you hear my bones?
Desolate, despairing,
my senses are cold, so (so) cold
I dream as they flows
Coming in determined,
we're going to shred and to blast
the last piece of hurt
Experience the grade of your god
The power of his gloomed,
so doomed
Write, true false lines,
Induct me with a surprise
(Expressions that I've never had...)
Be alone, behold the results
of my work, so void for you
I'm tired of dreaming,
tired of remembering,
your fears hold you on
Back and forth again,
feeling a prod in my head
Back and forth again,
feeling...
Write, true false lines,
Induct me with a surprise
(Expressions that I've never had...)
Write, true false lines,
Induct me with a surprise