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• Mars - Kelis
• Mrs. Claus - Bob Ricci
• Mrs. Claus - Size 14

Earth to your brain
Yo, yo, yo, yo
Yo, yo, Houston I think we have a problem
Yo, yo, I think we have a problem
Yo, yo, we have a problem
Yo, yo
Days, you know those days
When everyone seems to aggravate you
Unfazed, fucked up ways
Don't try to ignore, you know that it's true
See you say to yourself that you really don't wanna deal
And this day to day action on Earth just don't appeal
You know how hard you try
You've been known to take so much
They shoot at you cause you're fine
Bite the bullet I know that it sucks
If security's thin then faith will pull you through
If you still angry follow me
And do what I do
- Do you hear what I'm talking 'bout?
Do you hear we can conquer the world?
Got this whole world running from
This love between a boy and a girl
They're afraid of this chemistry
Plus the speed of light of laser guns
They go
To the light in every one
There you want some friends
Seems like everybody has friends
Depends on what you call friends
You don't really care you just want one
It's a person full of feelings but nobody's there
But you have to ask yourself if they were
Would they really care?
They do bullshit some times
They do the things that you've done
They're people just like you
But tell me do you really want one
98 percent of faith won't follow through
Don't you know real magic comes from the other two?
It was last week we were watching TV
My boyfriend wanted to watch channel three
Then he started to freak
The news flash came on then
So I said hey, my popcorn's burning
Hey, why is the channel turning?
Hey, that was NASA what did they want
Hey, yo just pass the blunt
I was so high that I didn't realize what they said
Plus my eye vision fried
If it's not then it's messing with my head
Hey, you can't be serious
Hey, but I need my contacts
Hey, float and spin
Hey, so I turned and I said, shit
- Do you hear what they talking 'bout?
About to send your black ass to Mars
That's exactly what I'm talkin' bout
Money, science, space, and mars
Till someday you got that million
Just because you've been hanging with stars
Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up
And send your black ass to Mars
Yo, yo, yoooo
Yo, nigga-nigga, yo
Yoooo
Yo, Star Track, yo, yoooo (ha-ha)
Yo, Kelis, yo, Neptunes, yoooo
Earth to your brain, yoooo
UFO, who knows?
Earth to your brain
What is it already closed?

[Parody of "Stacy's Mom" by Fountains Of Wayne]
Mrs. Claus has got it going on
Mrs. Claus has got it going on
Mrs. Claus has got it going on
Mrs. Claus has got it going on
Santa's been looking over his naughty list (Naughty list)
And when he gets to me you know he's gonna be pissed (He'll be pissed)
Cause after he heads out on his yearly trip (Yearly trip)
I'll be sneaking off to the pole for a bit (Just for a bit)
She'll be waiting for me out there in the northern snow
And I can't wait to get her underneath the mistletoe
Mrs. Claus has got it going on
She's all I want and I've waited all year long
Santa's gonna be busy climbing down chimneys
And I'll be happy cause I'll be making it with Mrs. Claus
Mrs. Claus has got it going on
Mrs. Claus has got it going on
Santa do you remember when I fixed your sleigh? (Fixed your sleigh)
Your wife came out in just her red and white lingere (Lingere)
I could tell she liked me and it really showed (Really showed)
Or that could have been cause it was 40 below (40 Below)
And the elves all know what's going on but they won't blab
Cause we got color pictures of them all dressed up in drag
Mrs. Claus has got it going on
She's all I want and I've waited all year long
Santa can't you see all your kids look just like me
They got my genes because I've been giving it to Mrs. Claus
(Mrs. Claus has got it going on)
She's got it going on
(She's all I want and I've waited all year long)
Waited all year long
(Santa's gonna be leaving coal under my tree)
He's so mad because I've been doing
(Mrs. Claus, Ho ho, Ho ho)
I've been screwing
(Mrs. Claus, Ho ho, Ho ho)
Wait a minute
(Mrs. Claus and me engaged in infidelity)

I didn't mean to do it, she was looking so damn fine
We were just talking, it must have been your wine
Cos then we started kissing
I put my hand right up her dress
I laid her under the mistletoe
You can figure out the rest!
And if you're wondering
Why there ain't no presents in my neighbourhood
It's cos I fucked Mrs. Claus, and I fucked her good!
A couple days later, I got a message on the phone
Saying "Come on over, cos Santa isn't home"
So I drove up to the North Pole
Ahe was looking like a dream
I put her up on the kitchen counter
I gave her my size 14!
And now Santa's pissed
But you know I wouldn't change it if I could
Cos I fucked Mrs. Claus, and I fucked her good!
One night it got a little crazy
We did it right in front of the Elves
They were singing "Santa Claus is coming to town"
But I was coming in something else!
If you're wondering why that bloated bastard
Never comes to Hollywood...
I fucked Mrs. Claus, whoa I fucked Mrs. Claus
I fucked Mrs. Claus, and I fucked her good
I fucked Mrs. Claus, and I fucked her good