Kicking & Screaming (2005)

Actors

• Will Ferrell (actor)
• Tom Arnold (actor)
• Robert Duvall (actor)
• Sarah Clifford (miscellaneous crew)
• Peter Jason (actor)
• Mark Isham (composer)
• Lynnanne Zager (miscellaneous crew)
• Judd Apatow (producer)
• Jim Bacon (miscellaneous crew)
• Scott Peterson (miscellaneous crew)
• David Herman (actor)
• Laura Summer (miscellaneous crew)
• Catherine Pittman (miscellaneous crew)
• Rachael Harris (actress)
• Alex Borstein (actress)

Genres

• Comedy
• Family
• Sport

Taglines:

One man could lead this team to glory. . . That man was busy
All his life Phil Weston has dreamed of being on a winning team. Phil... your time has come.

Quotes:

Donna Jones: [second lesbian extends her hand to Phil's, shaking it with a joltingly strong grip] Donna Jones. You can call me 'Chief.'

Phil Weston: I was born a baby, a blank slate. I thought I was in control of my own destiny, and then I met my dad.

Phil Weston: You're my assistant. You're supposed to back me up and go get me juiceboxes whenever I want. Now go get me a juicebox!::Mike Ditka: DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO?::Phil Weston: I'm talkin' to the juicebox guy!::Mike Ditka: You're crazy!::Phil Weston: I'm not crazy, I'm just thirsty!::Mike Ditka: OH, YOU GO TO HELL!::Phil Weston: No, you go to hell, and while you're there, why don't you grab me a juicebox!

Phil Weston: What is that haunting aroma?

Mike Ditka: Way to go, Bing Bong!

Ann Hogan: Hi, Mr.Ditka. I was wondering - my son byong-sun is a little shy, so could I get an autograph?::Mike Ditka: Yeah, sure, how do you spell it?::Ann Hogan: B-Y-...::Mike Ditka: I think I got it. [gives paper]::Donna Jones: [walking away looking at autograph] Bing-bong?

Mike Ditka: [team is doing push-ups] If you guys were the Bears, I'd fine you $10,000 apiece.

Phil Weston: I am angry. I'm like a large tornado of anger, swirling about.

Buck Weston: I take a vitamin everyday. It's called a steak.

Phil Weston: Hey, I almost had you!::Buck Weston: What do you call that again, when you almost win? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah... Losing!

Kicking & Screaming (2005)

Actors

• Will Ferrell (actor)
• Tom Arnold (actor)
• Robert Duvall (actor)
• Sarah Clifford (miscellaneous crew)
• Peter Jason (actor)
• Mark Isham (composer)
• Lynnanne Zager (miscellaneous crew)
• Judd Apatow (producer)
• Jim Bacon (miscellaneous crew)
• Scott Peterson (miscellaneous crew)
• David Herman (actor)
• Laura Summer (miscellaneous crew)
• Catherine Pittman (miscellaneous crew)
• Rachael Harris (actress)
• Alex Borstein (actress)

Genres

• Comedy
• Family
• Sport

Taglines:

One man could lead this team to glory. . . That man was busy
All his life Phil Weston has dreamed of being on a winning team. Phil... your time has come.

Quotes:

Donna Jones: [second lesbian extends her hand to Phil's, shaking it with a joltingly strong grip] Donna Jones. You can call me 'Chief.'

Phil Weston: I was born a baby, a blank slate. I thought I was in control of my own destiny, and then I met my dad.

Phil Weston: You're my assistant. You're supposed to back me up and go get me juiceboxes whenever I want. Now go get me a juicebox!::Mike Ditka: DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO?::Phil Weston: I'm talkin' to the juicebox guy!::Mike Ditka: You're crazy!::Phil Weston: I'm not crazy, I'm just thirsty!::Mike Ditka: OH, YOU GO TO HELL!::Phil Weston: No, you go to hell, and while you're there, why don't you grab me a juicebox!

Phil Weston: What is that haunting aroma?

Mike Ditka: Way to go, Bing Bong!

Ann Hogan: Hi, Mr.Ditka. I was wondering - my son byong-sun is a little shy, so could I get an autograph?::Mike Ditka: Yeah, sure, how do you spell it?::Ann Hogan: B-Y-...::Mike Ditka: I think I got it. [gives paper]::Donna Jones: [walking away looking at autograph] Bing-bong?

Mike Ditka: [team is doing push-ups] If you guys were the Bears, I'd fine you $10,000 apiece.

Phil Weston: I am angry. I'm like a large tornado of anger, swirling about.

Buck Weston: I take a vitamin everyday. It's called a steak.

Phil Weston: Hey, I almost had you!::Buck Weston: What do you call that again, when you almost win? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah... Losing!

Kicking & Screaming (2005)

Actors

• Will Ferrell (actor)
• Tom Arnold (actor)
• Robert Duvall (actor)
• Sarah Clifford (miscellaneous crew)
• Peter Jason (actor)
• Mark Isham (composer)
• Lynnanne Zager (miscellaneous crew)
• Judd Apatow (producer)
• Jim Bacon (miscellaneous crew)
• Scott Peterson (miscellaneous crew)
• David Herman (actor)
• Laura Summer (miscellaneous crew)
• Catherine Pittman (miscellaneous crew)
• Rachael Harris (actress)
• Alex Borstein (actress)

Genres

• Comedy
• Family
• Sport

Taglines:

One man could lead this team to glory. . . That man was busy
All his life Phil Weston has dreamed of being on a winning team. Phil... your time has come.

Quotes:

Donna Jones: [second lesbian extends her hand to Phil's, shaking it with a joltingly strong grip] Donna Jones. You can call me 'Chief.'

Phil Weston: I was born a baby, a blank slate. I thought I was in control of my own destiny, and then I met my dad.

Phil Weston: You're my assistant. You're supposed to back me up and go get me juiceboxes whenever I want. Now go get me a juicebox!::Mike Ditka: DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO?::Phil Weston: I'm talkin' to the juicebox guy!::Mike Ditka: You're crazy!::Phil Weston: I'm not crazy, I'm just thirsty!::Mike Ditka: OH, YOU GO TO HELL!::Phil Weston: No, you go to hell, and while you're there, why don't you grab me a juicebox!

Phil Weston: What is that haunting aroma?

Mike Ditka: Way to go, Bing Bong!

Ann Hogan: Hi, Mr.Ditka. I was wondering - my son byong-sun is a little shy, so could I get an autograph?::Mike Ditka: Yeah, sure, how do you spell it?::Ann Hogan: B-Y-...::Mike Ditka: I think I got it. [gives paper]::Donna Jones: [walking away looking at autograph] Bing-bong?

Mike Ditka: [team is doing push-ups] If you guys were the Bears, I'd fine you $10,000 apiece.

Phil Weston: I am angry. I'm like a large tornado of anger, swirling about.

Buck Weston: I take a vitamin everyday. It's called a steak.

Phil Weston: Hey, I almost had you!::Buck Weston: What do you call that again, when you almost win? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah... Losing!

Kicking & Screaming (2005)

Actors

• Will Ferrell (actor)
• Tom Arnold (actor)
• Robert Duvall (actor)
• Sarah Clifford (miscellaneous crew)
• Peter Jason (actor)
• Mark Isham (composer)
• Lynnanne Zager (miscellaneous crew)
• Judd Apatow (producer)
• Jim Bacon (miscellaneous crew)
• Scott Peterson (miscellaneous crew)
• David Herman (actor)
• Laura Summer (miscellaneous crew)
• Catherine Pittman (miscellaneous crew)
• Rachael Harris (actress)
• Alex Borstein (actress)

Genres

• Comedy
• Family
• Sport

Taglines:

One man could lead this team to glory. . . That man was busy
All his life Phil Weston has dreamed of being on a winning team. Phil... your time has come.

Quotes:

Donna Jones: [second lesbian extends her hand to Phil's, shaking it with a joltingly strong grip] Donna Jones. You can call me 'Chief.'

Phil Weston: I was born a baby, a blank slate. I thought I was in control of my own destiny, and then I met my dad.

Phil Weston: You're my assistant. You're supposed to back me up and go get me juiceboxes whenever I want. Now go get me a juicebox!::Mike Ditka: DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO?::Phil Weston: I'm talkin' to the juicebox guy!::Mike Ditka: You're crazy!::Phil Weston: I'm not crazy, I'm just thirsty!::Mike Ditka: OH, YOU GO TO HELL!::Phil Weston: No, you go to hell, and while you're there, why don't you grab me a juicebox!

Phil Weston: What is that haunting aroma?

Mike Ditka: Way to go, Bing Bong!

Ann Hogan: Hi, Mr.Ditka. I was wondering - my son byong-sun is a little shy, so could I get an autograph?::Mike Ditka: Yeah, sure, how do you spell it?::Ann Hogan: B-Y-...::Mike Ditka: I think I got it. [gives paper]::Donna Jones: [walking away looking at autograph] Bing-bong?

Mike Ditka: [team is doing push-ups] If you guys were the Bears, I'd fine you $10,000 apiece.

Phil Weston: I am angry. I'm like a large tornado of anger, swirling about.

Buck Weston: I take a vitamin everyday. It's called a steak.

Phil Weston: Hey, I almost had you!::Buck Weston: What do you call that again, when you almost win? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah... Losing!

The Scout (1994)

Actors

• Al Cerullo (miscellaneous crew)
• Bill Conti (composer)
• Bob Costas (actor)
• Tony Bennett (actor)
• Brendan Fraser (actor)
• John Capodice (actor)
• Michael Rapaport (actor)
• J.K. Simmons (actor)
• Lane Smith (actor)
• Steve Eastin (actor)
• Albert Brooks (actor)
• Albert Brooks (writer)
• Pamela Alch (miscellaneous crew)
• Dianne Wiest (actress)
• Denise Blasor (miscellaneous crew)

Genres

• Comedy
• Drama
• Sport

Taglines:

If you pray hard enough for a miracle... miracles can really happen!

Quotes:

Steve Nebraska: Al, you're like a dad to me.::Al Percolo: But I'm not your dad. I'm just a guy taking 15 percent.::Steve Nebraska: I thought it was 10.

Tommy Lacy: God said people make mistakes.::Al Percolo: God never said people make mistakes; where did you hear that shit? He said honor thy mother, and thy father, and thy Yankee contract!

Steve Nebraska: I got you something. It's a chocolate baseball bat.::Al Percolo: [takes the bat and examines the end, which is broken] Did you drop it?::Steve Nebraska: I got a little hungry.

Al Percolo: You don't have to yell, this is a different phone.::Ron Wilson: It has nothing to do with the phone, I just like yelling at you.

Steve Nebraska: I'm the Yankee, not you!

Al Percolo: I never thought I'd say this, but screw the World Series.

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Tigers - Rickie Lee Jones
• Tigers - Orchid
• Tigers - Vroom
• Tigers - Via Audio

The tigers come at four
Shaped like the curtain and the floor
Like the stars they once were wild and cold
Your turn to see me
I can抰 believe its really you
Sharpening your teeth on my low womb
Playing with tigers
Chasing the lampshade with my toes
Playing with tigers
慣il i find out where it goes
You check your clothes
You come and lay with me a while
In the theater of dream
We are sleeping in the aisle
Wind climbs up the brick
Carrying brightly colored ghosts
They play on you with
The light from the street below
Playing with tigers
Chasing the lamp with my toes
Playing with tigers
Until I find out where it goes
Where it goes, where it goes
I tried to leave you
But you sent all the cars to bring me back
Tigers are falling like paper on our parade
Tigers, tigers.
And the mail blowing out of the mailbox
Down the street, yeah yeah
Tigers.
I can't tell you anymore than that.
I'll tell you tomorrow when the train comes.

I kiss the girls that speak Marcuse.
I kiss the boys that speak Foucault.
I love the kids that know Adorno
and snub their nose at kids who don't.
I make love in theory and touch myself in practise.
What's good for the posture is good for the pose.

Don't waste your innocence on tigers
You know that I can be alone, baby doll
Do you remember the times that we had?
And the years rolled by
And disappeared
And now the boys of yesterday are haunting you
They spread their lies all over town
And it's alright if you want to tell me off
And it's alright if you want to leave
I don't care
Do you remember the fight that we had
And it broke my heart to see you cry
Everybody's telling me I should stay clear
They don't care and
The world is a sad place to live
Is there somewhere else we can go?
Lately I don't feel anything
Anything in regards to you
'Cause I'm not ready for everything

There's tigers waiting in the brush
you'd better give 'em all your lunch
They left me with a bit of stump
'cause I didn't know
If you look 'em 'tween the eyes
they might leave you only one to cry from
Or they might leave you there for the flies
So not in the eyes
You can say whatever you feel
as long as you know you won't become a meal
So, shake their paws
seal all the deals
if they got an iron grip
then make yours steel...
So it can feel you're for real
There's lions waiting in the grass
you'd better put on all your masks
They'll catch you if you don't run fast
So save your ass
You can say whatever you feel
as long as you know you won't become a meal
So, shake their paws
seal all the deals
if they've got an iron grip
then make yours steel...