Atkinson, Rowan Filmography

• XXX Summer Olympics Opening Ceremony (2012)
• XXX Summer Olympics Opening Ceremony (2012)
• The Unforgettable Russell Harty (2012)
• London 2012 Olympic Opening Ceremony: Isles of Wonder (2012)
• John Howard Davies: A Life in Comedy (2012)
• How to Go Faster and Influence People: The Gordon Murray F1 Story (2012)
• Johnny English Reborn (2011)
• Great TV Mistakes (2010)
• Not Again: Not the Nine O'Clock News (2009)
• Not Again: Not the Nine O'Clock News (2009)
• 50 Greatest Comedy Catchphrases (2008)
• Blackadder Exclusive: The Whole Rotten Saga (2008)
• Blackadder Rides Again (2008)
• Blackadder's Most Cunning Moments (2008)
• Blackadder's Most Cunning Moments (2008)
• Blackadder's Most Cunning Moments (2008)
• Blackadder's Most Cunning Moments (2008)
• Blackadder's Most Cunning Moments (2008)
• David Copperfield (2008)
• Morir de humor (2008)
• Mr. Bean's Holiday: Beans in Cannes (2008)
• Mr. Bean's Holiday: French Beans (2008)
• Mr. Bean's Holiday: The Human Bean (2008)
• Bean: Scenes Unseen (2007)
• Comic Relief 2007: The Big One (2007)
• The Secret Life of Brian (2007)
• Bean: Scenes Unseen (2007)
• Mr. Bean's Holiday (2007)
• Mr. Bean's Holiday (2007)
• ¿De qué te ríes? (2006)
• The Funny Blokes of British Comedy (2005)
• The Royal Wedding of HRH the Prince of Wales and Camilla Parker Bowles (2005)
• Spider-Plant Man (2005)
• Spider-Plant Man (2005)
• The Comedians' Comedian (2005)
• Keeping Mum (2005)
• Love Actually (2003)
• Johnny English (2003)
• Comic Relief 2003: The Big Hair Do (2003)
• Mickey's PhilharMagic (2003)
• Just for Laughs (2002)
• Scooby-Doo (2002)
• Scooby Doo: Unmasking the Mystery (2002)
• The Jubilee Girl (2002)
• Comic Relief Short Pants (2001)
• The Sketch Show Story (2001)
• The Sketch Show Story (2001)
• Comic Relief: Say Pants to Poverty (2001)
• I Love Christmas (2001)
• Making 'Rat Race' (2001)
• Rat Race (2001)
• Full Mountie (2000)
• Maybe Baby (2000)
• The Royal Variety Performance 2000 (2000)
• Laughter in the House: The Story of British Sitcom (1999)
• Blackadder Back & Forth (1999)
• Comic Relief: Doctor Who - The Curse of Fatal Death (1999)
• Blackadder Back & Forth (1999)
• Blackadder Back & Forth (1999)
• Blackadder Back & Forth (1999)
• The Fine Art of Separating People from Their Money (1998)
• A Royal Birthday Celebration (1998)
• The Best Bits of Mr. Bean (1997)
• The Best Bits of Mr. Bean (1997)
• Bean (1997)
• Comic Relief (1997)
• Bean (1997)
• The Story of Bean (1997)
• Bean (1997)
• The Story of Bean (1997)
• The Nose at Ten (1996)
• Reflections of Mr. Bean (1996)
• Live for Peace: A Royal Gala (1995)
• Comic Relief: Behind the Nose (1995)
• Unseen Bean (1995)
• Comic Relief (1995)
• Full Throttle (1995)
• La Marató 1995 (1995)
• Four Weddings and a Funeral (1994)
• The Lion King (1994)
• Disney Sing-Along-Songs: Circle of Life (1994)
• The Final Frolics of Mr. Bean (1994)
• Hot Shots! Part Deux (1993)
• Comic Relief: The Invasion of the Comic Tomatoes (1993)
• Election 92 (1992)
• Rowan Atkinson Live (1992)
• Rowan Atkinson Live (1992)
• Funny Business (1992)
• Comic Relief: Behind the Nose (1992)
• Comic Relief: Behind the Nose (1992)
• Funny Business (1992)
• Funny Business (1992)
• The Merry Mishaps of Mr. Bean (1992)
• The Perilous Persuits of Mr. Bean (1992)
• Two Mikes Don't Make a Wright (1992)
• Comic Relief (1991)
• The Driven Man (1991)
• Bernard and the Genie (1991)
• The Driven Man (1991)
• The Exciting Escapades of Mr. Bean (1990)
• The Witches (1990)
• Hysteria 2! (1989)
• The Tall Guy (1989)
• A Night of Comic Relief 2 (1989)
• The Amazing Adventures of Mr. Bean (1989)
• Comic Relief (1988)
• Blackadder: The Cavalier Years (1988)
• Blackadder's Christmas Carol (1988)
• Hysteria! Hysteria! Hysteria! (1988)
• The Appointments of Dennis Jennings (1988)
• Live! From London (1988)
• Blackadder's Christmas Carol (1988)
• Blackadder's Christmas Carol (1988)
• Blackadder's Christmas Carol (1988)
• The Grand Knockout Tournament (1987)
• Comic Relief (1986)
• Comic Relief (1986)
• Bob Hope's Happy Birthday Homecoming (London Royal Gala) (1985)
• Weekend in Wallop (1984)
• Dead on Time (1983)
• Never Say Never Again (1983)
• The Secret Policeman's Other Ball (1982)
• The Secret Policeman's Other Ball (1982)
• Fundamental Frolics (1981)
• Peter Cook & Co. (1980)
• Canned Laughter (1979)
• Canned Laughter (1979)
• The Secret Policeman's Ball (1979)
• Canned Laughter (1979)
• Not the Nine O'Clock News (1979)
• Canned Laughter (1979)

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Do Bears - Kate Bush
• Do Bears (With Rowan Atkinson) - Kate Bush

Rowan Atkinson:
For years I thought
I'd have to live alone
I never got a letter
Had to disconnect the phone
The only girls I ever saw
Were on TV
But now I've got a Venus
Who's sitting next to me
Both:
Do I love you?
Do I want you?
Would I give my life
To you if I could?
Do birds fly?
Do fish swim?
And do bears sha-la-la-la-la
In the woods?
Rowan:
I met her in the first class lounge
Of a jumbo jet
It was love at first sight
Romeo and Juliet
Kate:
He looked pretty rich
And I was down on m' luck
So I charged him a fortune
For a flying f...
Rowan:
...for crying out loud!
Both:
Do I love you?
Do I want you?
Would I sacrifice my life
To you if I could?
Is the Pope Catholic?
Is Luxembourg small?
And do those hairy bears shhh...
In the woods?
Rowan:
I introduced her round my friends
She was ace
I was no longer on Earth
But in better place
Kate:
He's an utter creep and he
Drives me round the bend
And so to alleviate the boredom
I sleep with his friends
Rowan:
Ho ha ho
Both:
Do I love you?
Do I want you?
Kate:
Would I tear out both my eyes
And fry them if I could?
Both:
Is the Bible fiction?
Is True Love a contradiction?
And do bears sha-la-la-la-la
In the woods?
Do I desire you?
Do I adore you?
Rowan:
Would I cut off all my toenails
And put them in an envelope with my feet?
Both:
Is Reagan Godhead?
Is Chairman Mao dead?
And do those bears sha-la-la-la-la?
Rowan [really Tim Brooke-Taylor]:
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-ah
Kate:
Mmmmm...
Rowan [Tim]:
And do those bears sha-la-la-la-la?
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-ah
Kate:
Ahoo Ahoo
Yeah-ye-yeah Yeah-ye-yeah
Both:
Do those bears sha-la-la-la-ah?
Rowan:
On Main Street
Kate:

Rowan Atkinson:
For years I thought
I'd have to live alone
I never got a letter
Had to disconnect the phone
The only girls I ever saw
Were on TV
But now I've got a Venus
Who's sitting next to me
Both:
Do I love you?
Do I want you?
Would I give my life
To you if I could?
Do birds fly?
Do fish swim?
And do bears sha-la-la-la-la
In the woods?
Rowan:
I met her in the first class lounge
Of a jumbo jet
It was love at first sight
Romeo and Juliet
Kate:
He looked pretty rich
And I was down on m' luck
So I charged him a fortune
For a flying f...
Rowan:
...for crying out loud!
Both:
Do I love you?
Do I want you?
Would I sacrifice my life
To you if I could?
Is the Pope Catholic?
Is Luxembourg small?
And do those hairy bears shhh...
In the woods?
Rowan:
I introduced her round my friends
She was ace
I was no longer on Earth
But in better place
Kate:
He's an utter creep and he
Drives me round the bend
And so to alleviate the boredom
I sleep with his friends
Rowan:
Ho ha ho
Both:
Do I love you?
Do I want you?
Kate:
Would I tear out both my eyes
And fry them if I could?
Both:
Is the Bible fiction?
Is True Love a contradiction?
And do bears sha-la-la-la-la
In the woods?
Do I desire you?
Do I adore you?
Rowan:
Would I cut off all my toenails
And put them in an envelope with my feet?
Both:
Is Reagan Godhead?
Is Chairman Mao dead?
And do those bears sha-la-la-la-la?
Rowan [really Tim Brooke-Taylor]:
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-ah
Kate:
Mmmmm...
Rowan [Tim]:
And do those bears sha-la-la-la-la?
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-ah
Kate:
Ahoo Ahoo
Yeah-ye-yeah Yeah-ye-yeah
Both:
Do those bears sha-la-la-la-ah?
Rowan:
On Main Street
Kate:
Oh Yeah Yeah-ye-yeah

Famous quotes by Rowan Atkinson:

"We are in the stickiest situation since sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun."

"I loved the show as a child and felt I could not do it justice."

"Quite a nasty piece of work. Not the sort of person you'd want to have dinner with."

"As I was leaving this morning, I said to myself 'the last thing you must do is forget your speech.' And sure enough, as I left the house this morning, the last thing I did was to forget my speech."

"You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest."

"I, on the other hand, am a fully-rounded human being, with a degree from the University of Life, a diploma from the School of Hard Knocks, and three gold stars from the Kindergarten of Getting the Shit Kicked Out of Me"

"It's a bit disconcerting being treated like Madonna."

"No, no, I was only funny on stage, really. I, I, think I was funny as a person toward my classmates when I was very young. You know, when I was a child, up to about the age of 12."

"I enjoy racing historic motorcars from the '50s and '60s. The seed of my interest was planted when I was about 12 years old and took over my mother's Morris Minor. I drove it around my father's farm. But my favorite car is still a McLaren F1, which I have had for 10 years."

"But, actually, so many of the clerics that I've met, particularly the Church of England clerics, are people of such extraordinary smugness and arrogance and conceitedness who are extraordinarily presumptuous about the significance of their position in society."

"I'm very good at having time off. I tend to take whole years off - I had 1994 and 1997 off. I find it very easy; I just love pottering around doing normal things."

"People think because I can make them laugh on the stage, I'll be able to make them laugh in person. That isn't the case at all. I am essentially a rather quiet, dull person who just happens to be a performer."

"In the modern media age we are rarely surprised by what we see. Whether it's on television or film or in the theatre, everything is so advertised, so trailed, that most entertainment is merely what you thought it was going to be like."

"I like to juggle with one ball at a time. Then I put the ball down and do nothing for extended periods of time."

"I have to say that I've always believed perfectionism is more of a disease than a quality. I do try to go with the flow but I can't let go."

"The clear problem of the outlawing of insult is that too many things can be interpreted as such. Criticism, ridicule, sarcasm, merely stating an alternative point of view to the orthodoxy, can be interpreted as insult."

"Marketing is what gets you noticed, and that side of it something - this side of it, if you like, doing interviews - is the side of it that I least enjoy, and yet is 50% of the project."

"I feel as though the camera is almost a kind of voyeur in Mr. Bean's life, and you just watch this bizarre man going about his life in the way that he wants to."

"I mean I can do it when I'm very relaxed, and with good friends, then I think I can be amusing."

"Apart from the fact that your physical ability starts to decline, I also think someone in their fifties being childlike becomes a little sad. You've got to be careful."