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Gracie (2013)

Actors: Angela Peters (producer), Angela Peters (actress), Darren Darnborough (producer), Darren Darnborough (actor), Peter Ogunsalu (producer), Sylvie Bolioli (actress), Tandis Jenhudson (composer), Aurélie Amblard (actress), Aurélie Amblard (producer), Jane Alexandra Foster (director), Andrew Franzkowiak (actor), Jane Alexandra Foster (producer), Jane Alexandra Foster (writer), Jane Alexandra Foster (producer), Lexi Strauss (actress),

Plot: As Gracie wonders why she hasn't got the guts to kill herself, a Girl runs onto the bridge where Gracie stands, in fear for her life. She begs for Gracie's help, and almost beyond help herself, Gracie drags the Girl to what she believes is safety... But the Men after her don't give up. And as the Girls now face overwhelming odds together,it becomes clear that if they survive the night, their lives will change forever... and that love will always conquer and the light will always triumphs, but sometimes... in the most surprising way.

Keywords: allegory, character-name-in-title, fable, neo-noir, surrealism
Genres: Drama, Mystery, Thriller,
Taglines: When the only way to save your own life, is to save that of another

ROFLMAO (2012)

Actors: Eamonn Cleary (editor), Simon O'Neill (director), Simon O'Neill (writer), Samia Rida (actress), Joseph Beattie (actor), Edward Dogliani (actor), Brendan Sloane (miscellaneous crew), Mira Bajagic (producer), Lucy-Ann Holmes (actress),

Genres: Drama, Short, Thriller,
Taglines: These days, you're never more than a click away from an intimate encounter.

Cockneys vs Zombies (2012)

Actors: Dexter Fletcher (actor), Phil Cornwell (actor), Richard Briers (actor), Honor Blackman (actress), Lee Nicholas Harris (actor), Dudley Sutton (actor), Wolf Kahler (actor), Shaun Lucas (actor), Lee Asquith-Coe (actor), Johnny Lynch (actor), Georgina Hale (actress), Tim Barlow (actor), Alan Ford (actor), Susan Fordham (actress), Hannah Blamires (actress),

Plot: This British movie is about a group of inept criminals who decide to rob a bank so they can save their grandfather's retirement home from being demolished by developers. Meanwhile on another building site some workers dig up an old graveyard and they get bitten by the "undead" which sets off a chain reaction. Then the bank robbers are cornered by the police while in the process of the robbery, but when they exit they find that they are all dead as a result of the horde of zombies. They have to get to the retirement home before the zombies do!

Keywords: zombie, zombie-apocalypse
Genres: Comedy, Horror,
Taglines: The undead are brown bread

Quotes:

Ray Macguire: You're about as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike.

Ray Macguire: I know this place is closing down, but people are trying to eat their dinner. So listen, you yuppie twat, if you don't get out of here by the time I count to five, I'm going to shove that clipboard so far up your arsehole that you'll have to stick your pen up your nose to write on it. One, two, three...

Eric: Those things are vampires! We need crucifixes, garlic, silver, holy water, and Christopher Lee!::Ray Macguire: No, you sloppy tart, those things are fucking zombies!

Ray Macguire: So, where do we go now?::Terry: Out the front door.::Ray Macguire: Oh, for fuck's sake. That's great. Listen everyone, we've just been rescued by Laurel and fucking Hardy.

Andy: Got a steel plate in his head; injury from the Iraq war. The had to remove part of his brain.::Terry: Yeah, the part of your brain that keeps you from being fucking psychopath!

Andy: Piss off, you muppets!

Ray Macguire: Boys, boys. Now you're talking my language.

Andy: NO! Too much, fuckin' too much for one day. Surely!

Andy: What the fuck is going on?::Terry: I really don't know.

Swinging with the Finkels (2011)

Actors: Tim Plester (actor), Martin Freeman (actor), Mandy Moore (actress), Angus Deayton (actor), Garry Marriott (miscellaneous crew), Mark Thomas (composer), Jerry Stiller (actor), Jonathan Silverman (actor), Melissa George (actress), Robert C. Yu (miscellaneous crew), Deepak Nayar (producer), Eddie Hamilton (editor), Albert Sharpe (miscellaneous crew), Mick Slaney (actor), Kenneth Collard (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Romance,
Taglines: It's certainly not boring anymore Is the grass greener on the other side? What do you do to spice up your marriage? How do you keep the flame alive?

Omagh (2004)

Actors: Brenda Fricker (actress), Ian McElhinney (actor), Tony Blair (actor), Gerard McSorley (actor), Stanley Townsend (actor), John McKenna (miscellaneous crew), Tristan Whalley (producer), Sara Curran (miscellaneous crew), Stuart Graham (actor), Oliver Maguire (actor), Frankie McCafferty (actor), Paul Greengrass (writer), Paul Greengrass (producer), Andrew Lowe (producer), Lorcan Cranitch (actor),

Plot: 15 August 1998: the Real IRA exploded a bomb on a crowded street in Omagh, just into Northern Ireland, to halt the Good Friday accords and peace process; 29 people died. Families formed the Omagh Support Group to press the police in their inquiries. The film focuses on the Gallagher family, who lose their son Aiden. His father, Michael, a mechanic, becomes chair of the support group. The press for answers strains his relationship with his wife. High-ranking police speak in bromides. Shadowy figures offer intelligence that calls into question the integrity before and after the bombing of the Royal Ulster Constabulary and its Special Branch. Will the murders remain unsolved?

Keywords: advance-warning-of-a-bombing, ambulance, army, atrocity, auto-mechanic, barn, based-on-true-story, bbc, belfast-ireland, belfast-telegraph
Genres: Drama,

Quotes:

Michael Gallagher: There's Catholics in this room, and Protestants, and Mormons - Marion's here - and some of us believe in God, and now maybe some of us have no God.::Michael Gallagher: But I can tell you this, we're not going to get anywhere unless we do it together. That's the truth of the matter. [crowd: Here, here]

Michael Gallagher: [on meeting Gerry Adams, Sinn Fein leader] Where's Lawrence? Stanley wouldn't come on principle, nor Godfrey or Ann Wilson. We should have spoken to the others at the very least, Lawrence. You didn't handle this right, you're gonna upset the whole group.::Laurence Rush: Are you coming or not? Gerry Adams is in a room there. And he's gonna have to face ME.

Michael Gallagher: [on meeting Gerry Adams, Sinn Fein leader] Mr Adams, my brother was murdered by an IRA gunman in 1984. No witnesses came forward for that either. So they got away. I agree with you - let's put the past behind us. That was my brother then. But this is my son now. The war is supposed to be over. You say you want to build a new Northern Ireland. A peaceful Northern Ireland. But how can we build a peaceful Northern Ireland unless you help us bring his killers to justice?

Michael Gallagher: [final scene, addressing the media pack] The day our loved ones lost their lives and our families were torn apart, we were told that everything would be done to bring their killers to justice. To learn today that they have failed us, before the bomb, after the bomb, and are still failing us now. To have that knowledge, however distressing, however shocking means that we can at last move forward. I would like to announce today that we will be pursuing our own legal action against the Real IRA. Against those who support and fund it. And those who are responsible for this dreadful atrocity. But more than that: we would like to call into account the security forces, and the police, and the politicians in London, Belfast, and Dublin. They have promised us so much but have so far singularly failed to deliver. We speak not just for ourselves. We speak for the victims of terrorism of whatever tradition. And all those victims of terror wherever it happens. We will not go away. We will not be quiet. We will not be forgotten.

The Martins (2001)

Actors: Michael J. Harker (miscellaneous crew), Frank Finlay (actor), Bruce Davey (producer), Richard Hartley (composer), Jack Shepherd (actor), Tarn Harper (miscellaneous crew), Steve Christian (producer), Kathy Burke (actress), Ray Winstone (actor), Mark Strong (actor), Sarah Lucraft (miscellaneous crew), Paddy Considine (actor), Lee Evans (actor), Lennie James (actor), Robin Sales (editor),

Plot: Out of work, scrounger Robert Martin lives with his dysfunctional family - long suffering wife accident prone son and pregnant teenage daughter in a shabby house next door to a giant shopping center in the London suburbs. The Martins are the family from hell! Robert dreams if winning a dream holiday for his family, and when he fails to win yet another competition he flips, out tracks down the elderly winners, ties them up in the cellar and steals their tickets!

Keywords: character-name-in-title
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Contaminating A Cinema Near You The Martins Have Landed!

Thin Ice (2000)

Actors: Melissa Sue Anderson (actress), Philip Madoc (actor), Geraldine McEwan (actress), Peter McNamara (actor), Mal Young (producer), Nicholas Lyndhurst (actor), Raquel Cassidy (actress), Ronny Jhutti (actor), Max de Wardener (composer), Katherine Tibbetts (miscellaneous crew), Inday Ba (actress), Mike Dormer (producer), James Puddephatt (actor), Terry Bird (actor), Sian Prosser (miscellaneous crew),

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Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998)

Actors: Steve Tisch (producer), Vinnie Jones (actor), Andrew Tiernan (actor), Jason Statham (actor), Sting (actor), Trudie Styler (producer), Nick Moran (actor), Frank Harper (actor), Danny John-Jules (actor), Dexter Fletcher (actor), Rob Brydon (actor), Steven Mackintosh (actor), Jason Flemyng (actor), Charles Bodycomb (miscellaneous crew), John Murphy (composer),

Plot: Four Jack-the-lads find themselves heavily - seriously heavily - in debt to an East End hard man and his enforcers after a crooked card game. Overhearing their neighbours in the next flat plotting to hold up a group of out-of-their-depth drug growers, our heros decide to stitch up the robbers in turn. In a way the confusion really starts when a pair of antique double-barrelled shotguns go missing in a completely different scam.

Keywords: air-rifle, ambiguous-ending, ambush, antique, antique-gun, axe-in-the-back, bag-of-money, bar, bare-chested-male, bartender
Genres: Crime, Thriller,
Taglines: A Disgrace to Criminals Everywhere. They lost half a million at cards but they've still got a few tricks up their sleeve

Quotes:

Eddie: They're armed.::Soap: What was that? Armed? What do you mean armed? Armed with what?::Eddie: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!

Rory Breaker: If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kinda pussy to drink it.

Nick the Greek: Just get me a sample.::Tom: No can do.::Nick the Greek: What's that? Some place near Katmandu? Meet me halfway, mate.

Tom: Look, it's all completely chicken soup.::Nick the Greek: It's what?::Tom: It's kosher. As Christmas.::Nick the Greek: The Jews don't celebrate Christmas, Tom.

Big Chris: It's been emotional.

Tom: There's no money, there's no weed. It's all been replaced by a pile of corpses.

"Hatchet" Harry: I don't want to know who you use, as long as they're not complete muppets.

Soap: A minute ago this was the safest job in the world. Now it's turning into a bad day in Bosnia.

Winston: Charles, get the rifle out. We're being fucked.

Soap: OY! Keep your fingers out of my soup!

Mr. H Is Late (1988)

Actors: Dennis Waterman (actor), Spike Milligan (actor), Eric Sykes (actor), Terry Scott (actor), Roy Kinnear (actor), Bob Todd (actor), Eric Sykes (writer), Eric Sykes (director), Sylvia Syms (actress), Richard O'Sullivan (actor), Jimmy Edwards (actor), Henry McGee (actor), Kenny Lynch (actor), Dennis Kirkland (producer), Rula Lenska (actress),

Plot: Eric Sykes is in charge of moving a coffin from a home to the church. The home is on the 26th floor of a skyscraper; the stairs are narrow; the lift is small and prone to stop working. Chaos ensues.

Keywords: character-name-in-title, coffin
Genres: Comedy, Short,

The Knowledge (1979)

Actors: Jonathan Lynn (actor), Nadim Sawalha (actor), Maureen Lipman (actress), Nigel Hawthorne (actor), Verity Lambert (producer), Michael Elphick (actor), David Ryall (actor), Patrick Cassavetti (miscellaneous crew), Derek Deadman (actor), Hugh Quarshie (actor), Lesley Joseph (actress), Jack Rosenthal (writer), Frank Jarvis (actor), Janine Duvitski (actress), Evangeline Harrison (costume designer),

Plot: Follows a out of work Londoner looking for a job. Applies for the "Knowledge", which is learning all the streets and routes through Greater London. Takes about 2 years and when you are proficient, you are London Cabby

Keywords: independent-film, london-taxi, taxi, taxi-driver
Genres: Comedy, Drama,

Quotes:

Gordon Weller: Ignorance is bliss. My wife is completely blissful about the whole thing.