Ocean's Twelve (2004)

Actors

• George Clooney (actor)
• Carl Reiner (actor)
• Elliott Gould (actor)
• Brad Pitt (actor)
• Bruce Willis (actor)
• Matt Damon (actor)
• Andy Garcia (actor)
• Julia Roberts (actress)
• Robbie Coltrane (actor)
• Don Cheadle (actor)
• Eddie Izzard (actor)
• Steven Soderbergh (director)
• Jessica Drake (miscellaneous crew)
• Jeroen Krabbé (actor)
• Albert Finney (actor)

Genres

• Crime
• Thriller

Taglines:

You cross one ocean, you face them all
They're back....and then some
Twelve is the new eleven
Three years ago, they stole 160 million dollars. Now the only thing between their old enemy and their new one is an Ocean.

Quotes:

Linus Caldwell: Hey, can I ask you something? You ever notice that...::Rusty Ryan: If you're gonna ask if you can ask me a question, give me time to respond. Unless you're asking rhetorically, in which case the answer is obvious - yes.::Linus Caldwell: Okay, can I ask you...::Rusty Ryan: Yes.::Linus Caldwell: Thanks. You ever notice that Tess looks...::Rusty Ryan: Ooh, don't ever ask that. Ever. Seriously. Not to anyone, especially not to her.::Linus Caldwell: Wait, why not?::Rusty Ryan: Look, it's not in my nature to be mysterious. But I can't talk about it and I can't talk about why.::[walks off]::Linus Caldwell: Oooooooooo.

Tess Ocean: You're doing recon work on our anniversary?::Danny Ocean: Tess...

Danny Ocean: Do I look 50 to you?::Basher Tarr: Yeah.::Danny Ocean: Really?::Basher Tarr: Well, I mean, you know, only from the neck up.

Turk Malloy: It's ridiculous, I mean this is a moral issue we're dealing with here. Not to mention we don't have a grease man anymore, because he's in a bag somewhere. We don't know.::Virgil Malloy: We got a bag man.::Turk Malloy: Such an ape, an animal, with no feelings you are.::Virgil Malloy: I have feelings.::Turk Malloy: No, you don't.::Virgil Malloy: Look, yeah, I do I feel bad for the guy. He's a human being in a piece of luggage, but you got water, he's got air. What did you want them to do?::Turk Malloy: Oh my God they should have gotten off the bus, get off the bus and pick up the bag with our friend in it.::Virgil Malloy: Get off the bus, they were trying to be inconspicuous. How many soccer teams do you know that are fielding 50 year-old men?::Danny Ocean: Rusty's not 50 years old.::Turk Malloy: Yeah, dude, we know Rusty's not 50.

Reuben Tishkoff: [to a fortune teller. As he is having his palm read by her, he turns around to see Terry Benedict with two enforcers] This? You couldn't see *this*?

Linus Caldwell: What did I say?::Danny Ocean: You called his niece a whore.::Rusty Ryan: A very cheap one.::Danny Ocean: She's seven.

Saul Bloom: I want the last check I write to bounce.

Livingston Dell: [Linus, Basher and Turk are escorted into a jail cell already holding the rest of the gang] So, how'd it go?::Linus Caldwell: Hehehehehe.

[first lines]::Rusty Ryan: Hi.::Isabel Lahiri: How'd it go?::Rusty Ryan: Lousy.

Terry Benedict: [on the cell phone, talking to Baron Francois Toulour] Who do you think you're dealing with? Nothing costs nothing.

Retarded Animal Babies (2003)

Actors

• David C. Lovelace (actor)
• David C. Lovelace (actor)
• David C. Lovelace (actor)
• David C. Lovelace (actor)
• David C. Lovelace (actor)
• David C. Lovelace (actor)
• David C. Lovelace (actor)
• David C. Lovelace (actor)
• David C. Lovelace (actor)
• David C. Lovelace (actor)
• David C. Lovelace (actor)
• David C. Lovelace (actor)
• David C. Lovelace (actor)
• David C. Lovelace (actor)
• David C. Lovelace (producer)

Genres

• Adventure
• Animation
• Comedy
• Fantasy
• Sci-Fi
• Short

Taglines:

It's everyone's favorite, foul mouthed, perverted cartoon animals!

Quotes:

Donkey: Our retarded minds are one!::Hamster: Yay! We am the averagest!

Donkey: Stick this hot glue gun in my ear? OkeeDokee!

Puppy: Yes, I am the fucking fucker, lead fucker of Fuck. How can I fuck you today?

Hamster: A is for ass!::Puppy: B is for balls!::Bunny: C is for clam-hat.::Cat: D is for lysdexsia.::Donkey: E is... E is for pants... Heh heh.::Hamster: G is for green!::Puppy: 3 is for tricycles!::Cat: 4 is for... tha-that's what it is.::Hamster: Splunge is for Splunge.::Donkey: Ham Salad is for lunch. Gulp gulp gulp, s'good!::Puppy: This is my pee-pee place! Yeah!::Cat: XXX is for porno! And beer!::Animal Babies: Y? Because we kill things!::Puppy: Z is kind of a useless letter, but we like it anyway.

Bunny: Hey everyone, let's be superheroes today!::Cat: Hells yeah, dude! We could fly around and be cool. And have powers!::Puppy: And get our dicks wet.::Hamster: Maybe I'll find my mommy!::Donkey: [eating from a jar labeled Monkey Semen] I'm eatin' butter!

Donkey: If there's a rusty coat hanger in there, I've got an idea for a game.

Adult Hamster: [after seeing a bad performance of his idol, Bruce Willis] I can't believe I sucked that guy off one time!::Adult Bunny: I wouldn't spread that around too much, Hamster.

Donkey: Well choke my goats with Ovaltine!

Cat: Shit.::Puppy: Fuck.::Donkey: Potaters.

Donkey: I don't wanna be P-PPPU. English robots are gay, can i be Pants Poo Pee Poo instead?::Cat: Sure knock yourself out::Donkey: Okey Dokey [Smack]

Willis, Bruce Filmography

• A Good Day to Die Hard
  2013, role: actor , character name: John McClane
• G.I. Joe: Retaliation
  2013, role: actor , character name: Joe Colton
• A Good Day to Die Hard
  2013, role: producer
• Red 2
  2013, role: actor , character name: Frank Moses
• Moonrise Kingdom
  2012, role: actor , character name: Captain Sharp
• Lay the Favorite
  2012, role: actor , character name: Dink Heimowitz
• BB King: The Life of Riley
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Expendables 2
  2012, role: actor , character name: Church
• Fire with Fire
  2012, role: actor , character name: Mike Cella
• Looper
  2012, role: actor , character name: Old Joe
• The Cold Light of Day
  2012, role: actor , character name: Martin
• Catch .44
  2011, role: actor , character name: Mel
• Setup
  2011, role: actor , character name: Biggs
• Live Free or Die Hard (Project 12, 8/12)
  2011, role: actor , character name: John McClane
• The 68th Annual Golden Globe Awards
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• The Black Mamba
  2011, role: actor , character name: Mister Suave
• The 2011 Comedy Awards
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• His Way
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Warren Ellis: Captured Ghosts
  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Cop Out
  2010, role: actor , character name: Jimmy Monroe
• Inferno: The Making of 'The Expendables'
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Catch .44
  2010, role: actor , character name: Mel
• Never Sleep Again: The Elm Street Legacy
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• I'm Still Here
  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Expendables
  2010, role: actor , character name: Mr. Church
• Red
  2010, role: actor , character name: Frank Moses
• Surrogates
  2009, role: actor , character name: Greer
• Shine a Light
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself - concert audience
• Wildwood Days
  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• What Just Happened
  2008, role: actor , character name: Actor
• Assassination of a High School President
  2008, role: actor , character name: Principal Jared T. Kirkpatrick
• Premio Donostia a Meryl Streep
  2008, role: actor , character name: Dr. Ernest Menville
• Planet Terror
  2007, role: actor , character name: Lt. Muldoon
• Nancy Drew
  2007, role: actor , character name: Bruce
• The Story of 'Hudson Hawk'
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Analog Hero in a Digital World: Making of 'Live Free or Die Hard'
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Deep Inside the Kid's Choice Awards
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Grindhouse
  2007, role: actor , character name: Lt. Muldoon
• Perfect Stranger
  2007, role: actor , character name: Harrison Hill
• Kig Ind TV
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Julia Roberts: An American Cinematheque Tribute
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Live Free or Die Hard
  2007, role: actor , character name: John McClane
• Live Free or Die Hard: Inside the Action
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Hip Hop Project
  2006, role: producer
• Hammy's Boomerang Adventure
  2006, role: actor , character name: RJ
• Lucky Number Slevin
  2006, role: actor , character name: Mr. Goodkat
• Meet the Cast of 'Over the Hedge'
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards '06
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Fast Food Nation
  2006, role: actor , character name: Harry Rydell
• Memories of Moonlighting
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Channel 101
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Boffo! Tinseltown's Bombs and Blockbusters
  2006, role: actor , character name: Dr. Malcolm Crowe
• Tony Bennett: An American Classic
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself - Speaker
• The Hip Hop Project
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Cannes 2006: Crónica de Carlos Boyero
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 'T4' Goes 'Over the Hedge'
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Over the Hedge
  2006, role: actor , character name: RJ
• 16 Blocks
  2006, role: actor , character name: Det. Jack Mosley
• Alpha Dog
  2006, role: actor , character name: Sonny Truelove
• Al Pacino: An American Cinematheque Tribute
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Astronaut Farmer
  2006, role: actor , character name: Col. Doug Masterson
• Tsunami Aid: A Concert of Hope
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Hostage
  2005, role: producer
• Hostage
  2005, role: actor , character name: Jeff Talley
• Sin City
  2005, role: actor , character name: Hartigan
• Inside the Blue Moon Detective Agency: The Story of Moonlighting, Part 2
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Not Just a Day Job: The Story of Moonlighting, Part 1
  2005, role: actor
• The Moonlighting Phenomenon
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Starz on the Set: Sin City
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Shelter from the Storm: A Concert for the Gulf Coast
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 'Pulp Fiction' on a Dime: A 10th Anniversary Retrospect
  2004, role: actor
• The Whole Ten Yards
  2004, role: actor , character name: Jimmy
• Genius: A Night for Ray Charles
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• MTV Video Music Awards 2004
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Ocean's Twelve
  2004, role: actor , character name: Bruce Willis
• My Date with Drew
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Retrosexual: The 80's
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Die Geschichte des erotischen Films
  2004, role: actor
• Rugrats Go Wild
  2003, role: actor , character name: Spike
• Kela on the Karpet
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle
  2003, role: actor , character name: William Rose Bailey
• Hollywood Celebrates Denzel Washington: An American Cinematheque Tribute
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Journey to Safety: Making 'Tears of the Sun'
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Tears of the Sun
  2003, role: actor , character name: Lieutenant A.K. Waters
• Scene 71 Filmmakers Workshop
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course
  2002, role: producer
• Pulp Fiction: The Facts
  2002, role: actor , character name: Himself
• True West
  2002, role: actor , character name: Lee
• 'The Sixth Sense': Reflections from the Set
  2002, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 2002 ABC World Stunt Awards
  2002, role: actor , character name: Himself
• True West
  2002, role: producer
• Stars: An Oscar's Party
  2002, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Hart's War
  2002, role: actor , character name: Col. William A. McNamara
• Grand Champion
  2002, role: actor , character name: Mr. Blandford
• Inside 'Bandits'
  2002, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Bandits
  2001, role: actor , character name: Joseph 'Joe' Blake
• The 72nd Annual Academy Awards
  2000, role: actor , character name: Dr. Malcolm Crowe
• Unbreakable
  2000, role: actor , character name: David Dunn
• Hollywood Salutes Bruce Willis: An American Cinematheque Tribute
  2000, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Playboy: The Complete Anna Nicole Smith
  2000, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Film-Fest DVD: Issue 3 - Toronto
  2000, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Entertainment Tonight Presents: 'Moonlighting' Exposed
  2000, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 2000 Blockbuster Entertainment Awards
  2000, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• Conversations with Jon Turteltaub
  2000, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Whole Nine Yards
  2000, role: actor , character name: Jimmy 'The Tulip' Tudeski
• The Kid
  2000, role: actor , character name: Russ Duritz
• A Kid Becomes the Kid
  2000, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 26th Annual People's Choice Awards
  2000, role: actor , character name: Himself - Winner: Favorite Motion Picture Star in a Drama
• Twentieth Century Fox: The Blockbuster Years
  2000, role: actor , character name: John McClane
• Short Insanity 6
  2000, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Breakfast of Champions
  1999, role: actor , character name: Dwayne Hoover
• Telling the Story of Us
  1999, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Sixth Sense
  1999, role: actor , character name: Dr. Malcolm Crowe
• Watch the Mercury Rising
  1999, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Story of Us
  1999, role: actor , character name: Ben Jordan
• Mercury Rising
  1998, role: actor , character name: Art Jeffries
• The Siege
  1998, role: actor , character name: Major General William Devereaux
• Armageddon
  1998, role: actor , character name: Harry Stamper
• Franky Goes to Hollywood
  1998, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Jackie Chan: My Story
  1998, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Bravo Profiles: The Entertainment Business
  1998, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Making of 'The Jackal'
  1998, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Fifth Element
  1997, role: actor , character name: Korben Dallas
• The Jackal
  1997, role: actor , character name: The Jackal
• 1st Annual Mystery Science Theater 3000 Summer Blockbuster Review
  1997, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 49th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards
  1997, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 54th Annual Golden Globe Awards
  1997, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Last Man Standing
  1996, role: actor , character name: John Smith
• Beavis and Butt-Head Do America
  1996, role: actor , character name: Muddy Grimes
• Bruno the Kid: The Animated Movie
  1996, role: actor , character name: Bruno the Kid
• Bruno the Kid
  1996, role: producer
• The Hamster Factor and Other Tales of Twelve Monkeys
  1996, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Bruno the Kid
  1996, role: actor , character name: Bruno the Kid
• Four Rooms
  1995, role: actor , character name: Leo
• Die Hard: With a Vengeance
  1995, role: actor , character name: John McClane
• Twelve Monkeys
  1995, role: actor , character name: James Cole
• A Night to Die for
  1995, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Planet Hollywood Sydney Grand Opening
  1995, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Nobody's Fool
  1994, role: actor , character name: Carl Roebuck
• Pulp Fiction
  1994, role: actor , character name: Butch Coolidge
• Color of Night
  1994, role: actor , character name: Bill Capa
• North
  1994, role: actor , character name: Narrator
• Striking Distance
  1993, role: actor , character name: Det. Tom Hardy
• Loaded Weapon 1
  1993, role: actor , character name: Man Whose Caravan Is Attacked
• The Player
  1992, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Death Becomes Her
  1992, role: actor , character name: Ernest Menville
• E.T. - Entretenimento Total
  1991, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Siskel & Ebert: Actors on Acting
  1991, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Mortal Thoughts
  1991, role: actor , character name: James Urbanski
• The 48th Annual Golden Globe Awards
  1991, role: actor , character name: Himself - Audience Member
• Hudson Hawk
  1991, role: actor , character name: Hudson Hawk
• Billy Bathgate
  1991, role: actor
• Hudson Hawk
  1991, role: writer
• The Last Boy Scout
  1991, role: actor , character name: Joe Hallenbeck
• The Bonfire of the Vanities
  1990, role: actor , character name: Peter Fallow
• Die Hard 2
  1990, role: actor , character name: Lt. John McClane
• Die Harder: The Making of 'Die Hard 2'
  1990, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Look Who's Talking Too
  1990, role: actor , character name: Voice of Mikey
• Sinatra 75: The Best Is Yet to Come
  1990, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 1990 Annual ShoWest Awards
  1990, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 47th Annual Golden Globe Awards
  1990, role: actor , character name: Himself - Nominee: Best Actor in a Supporting Role in a Motion Picture
• All-Star Tribute to Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
  1989, role: actor , character name: Himself
• In Country
  1989, role: actor , character name: Emmett Smith
• The 61st Annual Academy Awards
  1989, role: actor , character name: Himself - Co-Presenter: Best Cinematography
• Saturday Night Live: 15th Anniversary
  1989, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Look Who's Talking
  1989, role: actor , character name: Voice of Mikey
• That's Adequate
  1989, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Die Hard
  1988, role: actor , character name: Officer John McClane
• Sunset
  1988, role: actor , character name: Tom Mix
• Blind Date
  1987, role: actor , character name: Walter Davis
• The Return of Bruno
  1987, role: actor , character name: Bruno Radolini
• The Pointer Sisters: Up All Nite
  1987, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 44th Annual Golden Globe Awards
  1987, role: actor , character name: Musical
• The 44th Annual Golden Globe Awards
  1987, role: actor , character name: Himself - Winner: Best Actor in a TV-Series - Comedy
• The 39th Annual Emmy Awards
  1987, role: actor , character name: Himself - Winner: Best Lead Actor in a Drama Series & Presenter: Best Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series
• The 14th Annual American Music Awards
  1987, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 12th Annual People's Choice Awards
  1986, role: actor , character name: Himself - Winner: Favourite Male Performer in New Television Program
• The 2nd Commitment to Life AIDS Project Benefit
  1986, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 43rd Annual Golden Globe Awards
  1986, role: actor , character name: Himself - Nominee: Best Actor in a TV-Series - Comedy
• The 43rd Annual Golden Globe Awards
  1986, role: actor , character name: Musical
• The 38th Annual Emmy Awards
  1986, role: actor , character name: Himself - Nominee: Best Lead Actor in a Drama Series & Presenter: Best Directing in a Drama Series
• One Voice
  1986, role: actor , character name: Himself - Audience Member
• The 37th Annual Emmy Awards
  1985, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter: Best Directing in a Comedy Series
• The ABC All-Star Spectacular
  1985, role: actor , character name: Himself - Actor
• The Verdict
  1982, role: actor , character name: Courtroom Observer
• Ein Guru kommt
  1980, role: actor , character name: Extra
• The First Deadly Sin
  1980, role: actor , character name: Man Entering Diner as Delaney Leaves
• The First Deadly Sin
  1980, role: miscellaneous crew