Mind your back garden! The Communists are on the loose!

They must have worked out that creating no extra houses will result in there not being any more houses

If energy companies are asked to get by on £6bn a year, they might as well not bother

Some people object that we couldn’t have known that Assad would turn out like this

Don't worry about grammatical errors in a police statement. They’ll change it anyway

The next trial is in Harrogate, the spa town with the lowest number of unemployed in Yorkshire. It’s like testing a raincoat by taking it on holiday to Saudi Arabia

Funny how the kind of people who would have been totally opposed to the civil rights leader 50 years ago now want to claim him as their hero

The MP obviously took it too far by meeting a bloke with dreadlocks who lives up trees

Maybe the shadow cabinet have converted to a branch of Buddhism? The only time they've tried to appear decisive, was when they got into an argument with Unite

His language wasn’t in any way insulting, he kept repeating, because “as far as I know there’s no such place as Bongo Bongo Land”. It may be that he’s missed the point