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A NEW SALE DAWNS in both of our CATALOGS and our News Blog. We have a NEW BOOK out -- and REVELATION X is back in print! Hour of Slack Radio is streamed new every week. SubGenius events are happening all over the world this year. X-DAY is held at an exotic site (in Ohio!) every July! The exciting new do-it-yourself virus we invented for the SubGenius Art Mines is spreading throughout our website, sometimes spilling over even into the so-called "reality" that we SubGenii are forced to share with the humans. The vigorous health of this virus is the result of its careful design by an ever-growing team of SubGenius coders -- Slack-filled young men and women of Yeti descent who are spread, SEEMINGLY randomly, throughout the breakthinking world... but are bent on breaching all Earthly human political and cultural barriers with the searing nonhuman truth of the Word of "Bob": J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, that LIVING GOD WHO WALKS THIS PLANET EARTH IN HUCKSTER'S SHOES.

You can, with a credit card, or PayPal, just flat-out give us money, for NOTHING:

PRAISE HIS SWEET NAME

-- OR BURN IN SLACKLESSNESS TRYING NOT TO!

SUBGENIUS VIDEO STASH EXAMPLE: Where to find SUBGENIUS DVDs for GROWNUPS

SubGenius Foundation

Above: "V-Heart-4", by Heart Ignition

Complex graphics best viewed one at a time -- the latest in SubGenius non-moving pictures.

Welcome to the wide open, wide-screen, dilated-pupilled world of SubGenius graphics, wherein the hideous and the beautiful become almost... well, not indistinguishable, but for some of us, it gets to where we PREFER the hideous stuff.

• THE ART MINES
  START HERE. ALL of our full-brain, eye-rip graphics. ALL OF THEM. Over 23 "Tunnels," each containing a dozen or two entire galleries. The latest in SubGenius™ non-moving pictures. (FIND YOUR DOBBSHEADS HERE).
• THE EYE OF "BOB"
  Includes special (older) graphics SubSections, such as the prehistoric SubG Video Archives, our GWAR and M/TV adventures, Olde Nenslo, and the PORTRAIT GALLERY of LIVING SUBGENIUS GODS and TOPLESS GODDESSES.
• SubGenius VIDEO DINGLEBERRIES, STASH 6
  Dozens of short SubGenius videos in every format imaginable.

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"Bob's" sound holes:

Above: PipeHole by Rev. Error

More Fun Than You Really Wanted. (As always, hear THE HOUR OF SLACK podcasts for the latest and longest in SubGenius audio. These stashees below are from the earliest days of Internet sound,)

Praise the Really Rather Rancid Rev. Error! For this mighty SubGenius has, by remote control, from merry Warwickshire, England, TOTALLY RENOVATED an abandoned section of SubSITE that had long lain fallow: the SMALL, SHORT, DOWNLOADABLE SOUND CLIPS vaults, previously called "THE EARS OF "BOB"".

MAIN SOUND HOLE INDEX

Step right up! Get your downloadable "Bob"ware here!

...is the veritable "teat" of downloadable antique SubGenius games, apps and animations, most of them from the 1990s.

Attractions:

• MACabre Thrill Ride
• House Of Mirrors And WINDOWS
• General Rides And Amusements

Contribute Mac Files (Under 5 MB) Or PC Files (Under 5 MB) To The Funhouse

All eyeballs now to be crammed with obsessive compulsive archetypal cheesy bulldada sacred symbols!! These amazing SubGenius heiroglyphs will replace the english language in business and social intercourse, worldwide!!!

BobCo Fonts Old Main Page

Downloads and Install Instructions available HERE

Galleries - See the BOBCO fonts in action HERE

Old Links to ancient, dusty, shunned, eldritch pages:

• Old FIST Museum of SubGenius® Knowledge
• Ancient SubSITE
• Quick-Implant BrainWipe
• Old Stang Newsletters
• Incredibly Ancient MIT SubGenius® Digest Archives
• Meet "Bob"
• Brain Toolkit and Surreality Reboot