The Calcium Kid (2004)

Actors

• Tim Bevan (producer)
• Michael Lerner (actor)
• Eric Fellner (producer)
• Omid Djalili (actor)
• Orlando Bloom (actor)
• Rich Bokides (miscellaneous crew)
• David Kelly (actor)
• Tarn Harper (miscellaneous crew)
• Ronni Ancona (actress)
• Frank Harper (actor)
• Michael Peña (actor)
• Peter Serafinowicz (actor)
• Anna Wing (actress)
• Tamer Hassan (actor)
• Billie Piper (actress)

Genres

• Comedy

Taglines:

It takes a lotta bottle to be the champ
He doesn't just beat his opponents... He creams them.

Quotes:

Jimmy: I've drank three pints of milk a day for as long as I can remember. Because of all the calcium, I've never had a filling, or been knocked out, and my bones are as hard as rock!

Jimmy: But what if I don't knock him out? I mean, he is the undefeated World Champion.

Jimmy: [holding a shirt with 'The Kalcium Kid' on it] But calcium is spelled with a 'C,' not a 'K', Mr. Bush.::Herbie Bush: C, K, C, K, CK... It's flummoxed.

Stan Parlour: Your timing's rotten, mate. I've got me bird over. I'm getting me nuts wet.

Pete Wright: I was fucking robbed! Stick this in your poxy documentary! [pushing over table] And if you ever come back, I'll serve the fucking pair of you!

Pete Wright: [to herbie] You couldn't organize a fuckup in a fucking brothel!

Herbie Bush: Leonard! Tell him what you're gonna do to him if he doesnt fight Mendez.::Leonard: Something painful, gov?

Jimmy: If you're trying to scare me, you'd be better off by saying BOO!

Sebastian Gore-Brown: I'm sorry. Is there a problem, Mr Cohen?::Artie Cohen: A problem? Well, my definition of a problem is a trivial annoyance, easily overcome with quickness of thought. No, this is a situation.::Sebastian Gore-Brown: And... and and what exactly is-is your-your definition of a-a situation?::Artie Cohen: Two limey fucking filmmakers hanging from their skinny pricks over an 8th floor balcony, for shooting unauthorized footage of an Arty Cohen fighter. THIS! THIS IS MY DEFINITION OF A SITUATION!

[Jimmy is venting at his trainer]::Jimmy: [talking like Paddy] "Ah, bejesus! There's a leprechaun in the ring! Punch him, Johnny, punch him!" [screaming at Paddy] I'll bleedin' knock YOU out, you... mad old Irish bastard!

Mike Osman: Very Naughty but Nice! (1996)

Actors

• Jon Scoffield (director)
• Mike Osman (actor)
• Mike Osman (actor)
• Mike Osman (actor)
• Mike Osman (actor)
• Mike Osman (actor)
• Mike Osman (actor)
• Mike Osman (actor)
• Mike Osman (actor)
• Mike Osman (actor)
• Mike Osman (actor)
• Mike Osman (writer)
• Solomon Nwabueze (producer)
• Simon Wallace (miscellaneous crew)
• Barry Osment (editor)

Genres

• Comedy

Eubank, Chris Filmography

• The Greatest Footie Ads Ever
  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Big Fat Quiz of the Year
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Weird World of Louis Theroux
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 202 Greatest Knockouts: Final Round
  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Best Ever Spitting Image
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Frank Warren Presents: Best of Boxing
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 101 Greatest Knockouts: Round 2
  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Out of Africa: Heroes and Icons
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 2003 TV Moments
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself - Audience Member
• Sport Relief 2004
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The Calcium Kid
  2004, role: actor , character name: Chris Eubank
• The Luvvies: The Awards the Stars Don't Want
  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• At Home with the Eubanks
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself
• 95.8 Capital FM's Party in the Park for the Prince's Trust 2003
  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Gladiator: Benn V Eubank
  2003, role: actor , character name: Maximo
• Greater Than the Greatest
  2002, role: actor , character name: Narrator
• Naz: Little Prince Big Fight
  2002, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Living with Louis
  2002, role: actor , character name: Himself
• When Louis Met... Chris Eubank
  2002, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Top of the Pops: The True Story
  2001, role: actor , character name: Himself - Guest Presenter
• The Perfect Punch
  2000, role: actor , character name: Himself
• An Audience with Diana Ross
  1999, role: actor , character name: Himself - Audience Member
• Brit Awards 1999
  1999, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Harry Carpenter Presents Boxing Bedlam
  1998, role: actor , character name: Himself
• James Bond: Shaken and Stirred
  1997, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Lords of the Ring: The Very Best of British Boxing
  1996, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Happy Birthday Shirley
  1996, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The British Comedy Awards 1993
  1993, role: actor , character name: Himself

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Crece - Kapanga

Crece, como crece
Todo a m? alrededor crece
Crece tu panza, pasan los meses
Todo a m? alrededor crece
Y crece m?s, y m?s, y m?s, y m?s y m?s
Como la vida que me das
Y crece m?s, y m?s, y m?s, y m?s y m?s
Y yo estoy sentado
Mirando como todo crece
Como crece, todo a m? alrededor crece
Como mi planta cuando florece
Todo a m? alrededor crece
Si echa ra?ces, crece m?s fuerte
Todo a m? alrededor crece
Va para arriba, desaparece
Todo a m? alrededor crece
Y crece m?s, y m?s, y m?s, y m?s y m?s
Como la vida que me das
Y crece m?s, y m?s, y m?s, y m?s y m?s
Y yo estoy fumando mirando como todo crece
Crece como crece.....
Y crece m?s, y m?s, y m?s, y m?s y m?s
Como la vida que me das
Y crece m?s, y m?s, y m?s, y m?s y m?s