I did the tests, this whole bar actually adds up to 3 whole oranges and a pear. Packaging Gold, gold, and more GOLD! Just like Kenny Bania from Seinfeld, that's exactly what popped into my head. That was a great episode of Seinfeld, the whole meal thing is something I could easily relate to. Not the buying aspect, more the never knowing what to eat aspect. There's an old saying, "You know you're successful when you can order whatever you want from a restaurant and not look at the prices". By that logic, I must be downright destitute, which for the most part I am. Think about it though, I've been trained for all of my life to always look at the price of anything on the menu. It's directly across from the item text itself 99%, how can you not look at it?! I have a theory on this, I suspect that when you become successful you lose sight in your right eye, hence making you unable to look at the prices. So if success makes you half blind, would you really want to be successful? Oh sure, I suppose with the extra money you could buy yourself a whole host of bionic parts, including a really snazzy bionic eye. But something tells me that people would be able to tell that thing isn't real, kind of like how you can just tell somebody has a glass eye. Plus, what if you get a rouge eye? What if this eye is the one that wants to start a whole robot uprising and you're the vessel for it' deeds? Do you really want to be "That Guy (or Girl)" who led to mankind's destruction? No, of course <b>...</b>