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Feminism didn't tell women they will pay alimony to their ex-husbands

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Updated: 31 Jul 2013

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Alimony: A Woman's Jackpot

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A video showing the injustice of alimony and how most women really think. Do you still think your little princess cares for you as you walk down that aisle? ...

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Should Alimony Be Banned?

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Updated: 02 Sep 2013

"Ari Schochet has grown so accustomed to being sent to jail for missing alimony payments that he goes into a routine." Cenk Uygur and Ana Kasparian of The Young Turks discuss the upsides and downsides of the current alimony system. Tell us what you think in the comment section below. Should the alimony system be reformed? Read more: http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-08-26/jail-becomes-home-for-husband-stuck-with-lifetime-alimony.html Support independent media by becoming a member of The Young Turks at http://www.tytmembership.com. Your membership supports the day to day operations and is vital for our continued success and growth. or Support The Young Turks by Subscribing http://www.youtube.com/user/theyoungturks Like Us on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/tytnation Follow Us on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theyoungturks Support TYT for FREE by doing your Amazon shopping through this link (bookmark it!) http://www.amazon.com/?tag=theyoungturks-20 Buy TYT Merch: http://theyoungturks.spreadshirt.com/

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2013-4-24 - Kelly's Court - End to permanent alimony in the Sunshine State?

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Anderson Cooper - "Man-imony" - The need for alimony reform

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Updated: 17 Aug 2013

This is a recording of Anderson Cooper's show, titled "Man-imony", which highlights the injustices created by alimony... both for men and women. If you live ...

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Alimony Is Bullshit

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Updated: 20 Apr 2013

Yet another example of how society dis empowers women by treating them like spoiled little children. Alimony Is Bullshit.

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Woman Gets Screwed in Alimony!

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Updated: 14 Aug 2013

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ALIMONY (1949) Martha Vickers - John Beal - Hillary Brooke

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A pretty face, a shapely figure - she used them to get what she wanted! A young musician is lured away from his devoted wife by a professional divorce co-res...

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More Women Are Paying Alimony In Divorce Settlements & THEY ARE PISSED!!!!

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Bill Burr-Bill and Nia Discuss Divorce and Alimony

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Attorney Jeffrey Feulner talks about alimony reform in Florida on Fox News (2012)

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Attorney Jeffrey Feulner of the Mens's Divorce Law Firm talks about Alimony Reform Bills in Florida on Fox News. Learn more about the bills here: http://www....

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Chris Rock - Alimony

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Updated: 10 Aug 2013

Chris Rock's take on things.

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"Weird Al" Yankovic: Even Worse - Alimony

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Updated: 15 Jul 2013

Part 8: "Alimony", parody of "Mony Mony" by Billy Idol.

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Demi Moore Wants Alimony From Ashton Kutcher - Does She Deserve It?

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Updated: 08 Jul 2013

"Demi Moore wants Ashton Kutcher to show her the money. More than a year after they split and nearly three months after Kutcher filed for divorce, the actres...

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Debbie of Second Wives Club - Women Fighting to End Permanent Alimony - FOX News Interview

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Debbie Leff Israel, FAR's Second Wives Club leader, discusses how Florida Second Wives Suffer Sticker Shock as More Women are Forced to Shell out Big Bucks i...

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Alimony - Street Pharmacy (Official Video)

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REFORM ALIMONY NOW!

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Updated: 27 Jul 2013

ViolentWomenAmongUs http://www.youtube.com/user/ViolentWomenAmongUs What Divorcing Women Need To Know About Alimony 'Reform' http://www.forbes.com/sites/jeff...

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Divorce -- California Style: Spousal Support 2011, Part 1 of 2

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Updated: 06 Jun 2013

Michael Gray interviews attorney Mark Erickson about spousal support in California divorces. Part 1 of 2 talks about taxes and recent changes. http://www.fin...

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Eddie Cleanhead Vinson - Alimony Blues .1967

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Updated: 09 Aug 2013

Eddie "Cleanhead" Vinson (December 18, 1917 -- July 2, 1988) was an American jump blues, jazz, bebop and R&B; alto saxophonist and blues shouter.[1] He was ni...

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How Much Alimony in Colorado Do I Have To Pay? | (303) 900-4790

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Updated: 04 Nov 2013

Colorado Divorce Maintenance Calculator | http://www.dunsinglaw.com/ If someone is contemplating divorce, one of the first questions I get is, 'How Much Alimony in Colorado Do I Have To Pay?' and 'How long would I have to pay spousal support in Colorado'? Most everyone understands the term "alimony" to mean the financial support of a former spouse. In Colorado, alimony is known as "maintenance." The law covering maintenance in Colorado can be found at CRS 14-10-114. Under this law, courts have had a lot of discretion in how much maintenance to award and for how long of a term. For many years, there has been a lot of inconsistency in the amount and term of maintenance awards in different judicial district around Colorado -- even in cases where the facts of the case are nearly the same. So the Colorado legislature enacted a new maintenance statute to give the courts some guidelines for the determination of spousal maintenance. Governor Hickenlooper signed House Bill 13-1058 into law on May 10, 2013, and it becomes effective on January 1, 2014. Like the old law, the court is required to make certain findings about each party's income, property, other financial resources, the reasonable need of the party seeking spousal maintenance, and the ability of the other party to pay maintenance. Unlike the old statue, the new 14-10-114 now provides a formula for calculating what the statue calls "the guideline amount" of maintenance, and also provides a table that set out the guideline duration. It's important to note that these guidelines only apply to parties with combined gross incomes of less than $240,000 and to marriages of at least three years. The formula is pretty simply: 40% of the higher earning spouses gross monthly income less 50% of the lower earning spouses gross monthly income yields the guideline amount. The guideline term of maintenance starts at 31% of the duration of the marriage starting with three years of marriage and goes to 50% of the duration of the marriage with marriages of 12-1/2 years or more. The statue gives the court the discretion to award a longer or even an indefinite term of maintenance for marriages of over 20 years. In addition to the financial factors I mentioned earlier, the court also considers things like the parties' lifestyle during the marriage, the employability of the parties, the history of each party's earnings, the age and health of each party, and any significant economic contribution to the marriage by a party, or to the education of the other party, or to the enhancement of the other party's financial position. As with the old statute, after the court finds the guideline amount and duration of marriage, and makes the other findings I just talked about, the court still has to find that the party seeking maintenance cannot provide for their own reasonable needs and is unable to support themselves through appropriate employment. Finally, the statue contains some provisions for awarding temporary maintenance, which means the time period while the divorce case is proceeding in the court, and for the modification and/or termination of maintenance. The guideline amounts and terms are the most significant change to the old statue and should give judges a lot more direction in fashioning maintenance awards in divorce cases. Fred Dunsing Law: http://www.dunsinglaw.com/ (303) 900-4790 1776 S Jackson St Denver, CO 80210 (303) 758-8981 Feel free to share this video on your favorite Social Network: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrQHw3v2yFs https://plus.google.com/113225586066375202021/about

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The Hummingbirds - Alimony

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Music video for the Phantom single.

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Alimony y protitución #725 2 2) Caso Cerrado

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Is Child Support Being Used As Alimony By Jumpoffs and Golddiggers?

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In this photo reviewed by the U.S. military, a U.S. Navy nurse stands next to a chair with restraints, used for force-feeding, and a tray displaying nutritional shakes, a tube for feeding through the nose, and lubricants, including a jar of olive oil, during a tour of the detainee hospital at Guantanamo Bay Naval Base, Cuba, Wednesday, Nov. 20, 2013.

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Guantanamo and Force-Feeding: From Rape to Sodomy?

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03 Jan 2014

Article by WN.com Correspondent Dallas Darling. In the early 1900's, when it was clear that the British Parliament had no intentions of passing legislation protecting a woman's right to vote, members of the WSPU started to engage in acts of civil disobedience ... In prison, women suffragists continued their protests through hunger strikes. The British government implemented a force-feeding program ... authorities force-feeding them....(size: 4.9Kb)

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North Korean leader Kim Jong Un says purge was a cleansing of 'filth'

DNA India

01 Jan 2014

North Korean leader Kim Jong Un made his first reference to the execution of his powerful uncle in a New Year's address, saying the reclusive state's ruling party had become stronger after it was purged of "factional filth.". And he called for better relations with South Korea, warning that another war on the Korean peninsula would cause a massive nuclear disaster that would hit the United States ... Construction plans ... ....(size: 3.5Kb)

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Matthew Hirschland, communications director for the University Corporation for Atmospheric Research, stands at the end of two rows of processors that make up a small part of the new Yellowstone supercomputer on the outskirts of Cheyenne, Wyo. on Monday, Oct. 15, 2012.

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NSA eyes encryption-breaking 'quantum' machine

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03 Jan 2014

The US National Security Agency is making strid. es toward building a "quantum computer" that could break nearly any kind of encryption, The Washington Post reported Thursday. The Post said leaked documents from fugitive ex-NSA contractor Edward Snowden indicate the computer would allow the secret intelligence agency to break encryption used to protect banking, medical, business and government records around the world ... ....(size: 2.8Kb)

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Hezbollah fighters, center, carry the coffin of their commander Ali Bazzi who was killed in Syria during a battle against the Syrian rebels, as other fighters, foreground, carry his portrait during his funeral procession, in the southern port city of Sidon, Lebanon, on Monday, Dec. 9, 2013.

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Syria conflict pits Shia against Sunni as Hezbollah says this is 'war we must win'

The Guardian

01 Jan 2014

Commander of militant Lebanese group claims that it has been forced to intervene in self-defence after sectarian attacks. The Syria conflict is increasingly dragging in militant groups from surrounding countries. Photograph. -/AFP/Getty Images. In a grand manor house in northern Lebanon, eight men, all of them well-to-do professionals, had gathered to hear an important visitor talk about the war ... "And it is one that we will win." ... ....(size: 9.4Kb)

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Celebrity New Year's resolutions

The Examiner

03 Jan 2014

2013 was quite a year in the world of celebrity. Some celebs had a rougher year than others. We’ve come up with some suggested paths that our favorite celebrities should consider for 2014. Selena Gomez. Get some singing lessons. This pop star has been in the news more about walking off stage due to “technical difficulties” as well as Bieber drama ... Instead of needing to buy homes near her exes, she should just start collecting alimony ... ....(size: 2.1Kb)

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Prenup would keep biz in family

Philadelphia Daily News

03 Jan 2014

0 comments. Travel Deals. $66* & up -- Nationwide Fares into March, O/W. . See all travel deals ». Harry Gross, Daily News Personal Finance Columnist. Posted. Friday, January 3, 2014, 12.16 AM. DEAR HARRY. My daughter has just become engaged to a really neat guy ... Apparently, they also want her to agree to some other items ... You are our last resort, Harry ... Included in most? Distribution of property in case of divorce and alimony ... Email ... ....(size: 7.0Kb)

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Bollywood golden couple in R16m split

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02 Jan 2014

Bollywood’S favourite couple Hrithik and Sussanne Roshan’s controversial split has caused an uproar in tinsel town ... A film source claims that Sussanne has asked for this amount as she does not consider it to be a huge sum for alimony, keeping in mind that it will go towards their two children's upbringing ... The Post . ....(size: 1.6Kb)

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Real estate industry wary ahead of new mortgage rules

The News & Observer

02 Jan 2014

Real estate officials are bracing for new federal mortgage rules intended to press lenders to ensure that prospective borrowers are able to repay home loans. Starting Jan. 10, lenders will be required to scrutinize eight types of financial information about a borrower, including income and debts ... Lenders will also be required to assess a borrower's other financial obligations, such as alimony and child support ... ....(size: 6.5Kb)

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In the news

Deccan Chronicle

31 Dec 2013

A rough ride. Shah rukh. “It was the best of times, it was the worst of times” for Shah Rukh Khan in 2013 ... In May, he underwent a surgery — his eighth — for an injury he sustained while shooting for Chennai Express ... Katrina Kaif’s Bikini-gate ... The images were widely published ... Ranveer-Deepika link-up ... In the time since they’ve announced their split, there have been reports that Sussanne has asked for Rs 100 crore in an alimony settlement ... ....(size: 5.0Kb)

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Appealing your divorce judgment

The Examiner

30 Dec 2013

Spouses who separate often want to relinquish decisions they agreed to in their divorce decree ... Many people who want to appeal their divorce decree claim they never would have agreed to pay alimony and give up their retirement benefits if they knew of the misconduct at the time of the divorce ... However, you do have 30 days to appeal that final decree ... ....(size: 1.7Kb)

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Khloé’s ‘fun holiday schedule’

Belfast Telegraph

29 Dec 2013

Khloé Kardashian won't be alone over the holidays, as her sisters have reportedly planned out her schedule ... Instead of being left to mope about and mend a broken heart, the Kardashian clan are on family lockdown and will give Khloé a much needed boost ... TMZ reported last week that Khloé is not asking for spousal support of any kind and that she asks the judge to block her soon-to-be-ex from requesting alimony ... Most Read in this section ... ....(size: 7.2Kb)

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Family law is senior attorney's passion

Sun Sentinel

28 Dec 2013

The Family Law Section of the Florida Bar provides section members and the public with information on attorneys practicing in the areas of divorce, child custody, adoption, modification of judgments and enforcement of alimony and child support ... Promoting alimony reform that effectively couples predictability and consistency with sufficient ......(size: 2.3Kb)

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Sussanne and Hrithik Roshan divorce: Rs 100 crore settlement?

DNA India

28 Dec 2013

Hundred crore seem to be hot favourite words for Bollywood ... Says an insider, “Sussanne has asked for an amount as alimony ... Negotiations are currently on between their lawyers ... ....(size: 0.9Kb)

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Sussanne demands 100 cr for divorce with Hrithik?

The Times of India

28 Dec 2013

Further to the reports, an insider claims that Sussanne has asked for this amount as she does not consider it to be a huge sum for alimony, keeping in mind that it will go towards their two children's upbringing ......(size: 1.1Kb)

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Alan Frisher: Florida alimony laws hard on men

Sun Sentinel

27 Dec 2013

As the president of Family Law Reform, I think the reasons behind such counsel draw attention to the draconian alimony laws that still exist in Florida ... The term alimony comes from the Latin word alimonia, and was a rule of sustenance in medieval times to assure the wife's lodging, food, clothing and other necessities after divorce ... In times past, when women were full-time homemakers with no marketable skills, alimony was necessary....(size: 2.6Kb)

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Colorado's divorce laws receiving an update

Denver Post

27 Dec 2013

Do parting couples ever get through the divorce process feeling mutually satisfied with the maintenance award — what we used to call alimony? It's a safe bet the answer is "no," almost never. Family law practitioners stopped using the word "alimony" some time ago because it had become as emotionally charged as the word "custody," now referred to as a "parenting plan." ... 1, 2014 ... But here's the thing ... ....(size: 3.4Kb)

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Financial Tips That Ease the Sting of Divorce

Huffington Post

25 Dec 2013

According to the United States Census Bureau, overall national divorce rates have decreased in recent decades ... Not all rates have declined ... Do you receive income from sources usually not covered by withholding -- for instance, alimony, self-employment, Social Security benefits, dividends, interest, and withdrawals from IRAs and other retirement arrangements? Act now to adjust estimated quarterly payments or withholdings ...   ... Like ... ....(size: 6.4Kb)

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Alimony - Weird Al Yankovic
Alimony - Bobby Bare
Alimony - Ry Cooder
Alimony - Harry Nilsson
Alimony - Diamond Head
Alimony - Shel Silverstein
Alimony - Frankie Ford

Top Weird Al Yankovic, Alimony

Here she comes now, wants her alimony
Bleedin' me dry as a bony bony
Workin' three jobs just to stay in debt now
Well, first she took my nest egg then she took the nest
I said yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah)
(Yeah) 'Cause she took my house (alimony), my car (alimony)
My shoes (alimony) and my toothbrush too (alimony)
Too bad (alimony), so sad (alimony)
Ah-she got (alimony), got the gift of grab (alimony)
I'm in debt (debt), debt (debt), debt (debt), debt (debt), debt (debt), debt (debt)
Lawyer's callin' me on the telephony
Tryin' to squeeze some blood from a stonee-stony
Ooh, I took her for better or for worse, yeah
Then she took me for everything, yeah everything
She could get (get), get (get), get (get), get (get), get (get)
(Get) Well I'm out of cash (alimony), no dough (alimony)
I'm broke (alimony), it's no joke (alimony)
The check's in the mail (alimony), get off (alimony)
My back (alimony), cut me some slack (alimony)
I said yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah)
(Ooh, I want my alimo-mo-mony) Oh you do
(Ooh, I want my alimo-mo-mony) Is it due
(Ooh, I want my alimo-mo-mony) Or you'll sue
(Ooh, I want my alimo-mo-mony)
Alimony (yeah), mony (yeah)
Yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah)
(cash register "ching")
(Alimony, alimony, alimony) I said (alimony)
Come on, come on, come on
Alimony, alimony, alimony
Bleed me dry (alimony)
I said no (no), oh no (no)

Top Bobby Bare, Alimony

Alimony alimony work till my fingers are bloody and boney
Me oh my oh goodness sake I'm paying for my mistake
Ali-money I call it ali-money you married men may think it's funny
Till one fine day you'll wake and find you're paying for your mistake
Every Friday when I get my pay I put it in an envelope and mail it away
Same old song with a little more blues in it
I'm paying for it while someone else's usin' it
Alimony alimony I thought I bought steak and it was all baloney
Me oh my oh goodness sake I'm paying for my mistake
[ guitar ]
Alimony alimony...

Top Ry Cooder, Alimony

(R. L. Jones/W. Young/R. Higginbotham)
(C) - (F) - (G)
(C) Look at this one, look at that one
Tell me do they look like me
All my (F) friends said, don't you worry
Said they'll testify for (C) me
Well, I (G) wonder which of (F) my friends had it in for (C) me
Alimony, alimony, alimony is killing me
I don't (F) want six extra children
When ain't but two that look like (C) me
Please, have (G) mercy, judge your (F)honor
Alimony is killing (C) me
Please, have mercy, judge your honor
I'm as poor as I can be
Ain't had money in my pockets
Since way back in fifty three
Can't you cut down all my payment ?
Alimony is killing me
Alimony, alimony, alimony is killing me
Alimony, alimony, alimony is killing me

Top Harry Nilsson, Alimony

In the wintertime keep your feet warm
But keep your clothes on and don’t forget me
Keep the memories
But keep your powder dry too
In the summer by the poolside
While the fireflies are all around you
All miss you when I’m lonely
I’ll miss the alimony too
Don’t forget me - don’t forget me
Take it easy if only for a little while
You know I think about you
Let me know you think about me too
And when we’re older and full of cancer
It doesn’t matter, come on get happy
‘Cause nothing lasts forever
But I will always love you
Don’t forget me, please don’t forget me
Make it easy if just for a little while
You know I think about you
Let me know you think about me too

Top Diamond Head, Alimony

Listen baby
Our love has fallen apart
How can you let this be?
Till death do us part?
A promise you just couldn't keep
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
Baby why you being so blind
Why don't you just see?
There's one life under this sun
I gotta find a new relief
Now the debt man's coming and the hound dog's bark
Breaking these chains ain't a stroll in the park
Out in the cold and it's breaking my heart
Hey now listen baby
Don't worry about the money
It's a fifty, fifty split
But if I pay you alimony, how am I suppose to live, yeah
Hey, hey, how am I suppose to live
Now the tax man thinks I've got something to hide
A job that was cash in hand
Your wife said now you ain't getting along
She's gonna find herself a better man
Hold on little lady, your moving way to fast
I just wanted a break, to bring the good times back
Don't worry about the money
It's a fifty, fifty split
If I pay you alimony, how am I suppose to live
Don't worry about the money
It's a fifty, fifty split
If I pay you alimony, how am I suppose to live, yeah
I'm down on my knees
You got me begging, please
Cause I can't live

Top Shel Silverstein, Alimony

Oh, I'll admit that I ain't tall and handsome
And I'll admit my hair is gettin' thin
And I'm gettin' sort of fat
And some other things like that.
So do you wonder why I sit and shyly grin --
It's just because -- Liz got around to Nicky Hilton,
And Michael Todd and Wilding... that made three.
And she got around to Fisher,
And she got around to Burton,
So I'm certain that she'll get around to me.
So I'm sittin' here just waitin' in the drugstore
As confident and happy as can be,
And I never go on dates.
I just sit right here and wait,
'Cause I know she's got to get around to me.

Top Frankie Ford, Alimony

The monkey was arrested for the nonsupport
He sent for his attorney Mister Billy Goat
He said Billy oh Billy go and wash your face
I want you looking good when you plead my case
She want him under alimony
She want him under alimony
Don't set no bail
Give him thirty days in jail
She want him under alimony
The monkey walked in court looking at the judge
He rolled his eyes just like he had a grudge
Man I say it was an awful shame
When Miss Monkey took the stand
She want him under alimony
She want him under alimony
Don't set no bail
Give him sixty days in jail
She want him under alimony
She looked at the jury right dead in the eye
Even the judge began to cry
Around her head she had tied a rag of silk
She said my daughter needs shoes and my baby needs milk
She want him under alimony
She want him under alimony
Don't set no bail
Give him ninety days in jail
She want him under alimony
Billy jumped up and began to shout
Man let me tell you what it's all about
You could fix this man and it's plain to see
You've got to save your time and you can't get free
She want him under alimony
She want him under alimony
Don't set no bail
Give him lifetime in jail
She want him under alimony
She want him under alimony
Yeah yeah
She want him under alimony
Oh oh
She want him under alimony
Hey hey