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Dave Ulrich co-author of HR Transformation

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Duration: 4:32
Updated: 17 Aug 2013

Named as BusinessWeek's #1 Management Educator, expert Dave Ulrich and his team of authors bring human resources a whole new way of thinking and practicing—m...

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PleaseReview: Document Co-authoring v5.0

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Updated: 08 Aug 2013

This movie provides an overview of Editzones in PleaseReview. The movie shows how to co-author a document from an author's perspective.

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Richard Baker, Co-Author, "The American Senate"

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Updated: 19 Jul 2013

Our guest is United States Senate historian emeritus and author, Richard Baker. He discusses the newly released historical narrative he co-authored with the ...

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Tony Schwartz: Peak Performance Expert, Co-Author of The Power Of Full Engagement, Keynote Speaker

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Updated: 05 Dec 2013

http://www.bigspeak.com/tony-schwartz.html Tony Schwartz is at the center of the new thinking that creates sustainably high performance by managing energy and building capacity vs. simply working harder. Tony draws on multi-disciplinary science as well as on three decades spent studying great performers. He and his organization have redefined the way individuals and organizations can thrive in a world of relentlessly increasing demand, complexity and change. A powerful speaker on performance and leadership, Tony Schwartz makes his points with energy and humor. He is an inspiring presenter who leaves audiences with clear, actionable takeaways. His presence and ideas command attention from the moment he steps on stage. Tony upends common beliefs about work and performance -- audiences leave looking at their life and work in a whole new way -- armed with the tools to take control. Tony has had a lifelong fascination with high achievers and an abiding passion to change the way the world works. His most recent book, Be Excellent at Anything: The Four Keys to Transforming the Way We Work and Live, was a New York Times and Wall Street Journal bestseller. His previous book, The Power of Full Engagement: Managing Energy Not Time, co-authored with Jim Loehr, spent four months on the New York Times bestseller list and has been translated into 28 languages. In 2013, Tony began writing the weekly column Life@Work for the New York Times. Before that, he was for three years, the most popular blogger on HBR Blog Network. Tony has also contributed articles and blogs to The Atlantic, Fast Company, Business Insider, CEO.com, Lifehacker, and AOL Finance. More About Speaker, Tony Schwartz. . . Tony Schwartz began his career as a journalist. He has been a reporter for the New York Times, an editor at Newsweek, a staff writer at New York and Esquire, and a columnist for Fast Company. He also co-authored the #1 worldwide bestseller The Art of the Deal with Donald Trump, wrote What Really Matters: Searching for Wisdom in America and co-authored Work in Progress: Risking Failure, Surviving Success with former Disney CEO and Chairman, Michael Eisner. Tony has spoken to leaders around the world, including at the World Economic Forum, the Aspen Ideas Festival and TEDx; as well at companies ranging from Apple, Google and Facebook to Coke, Genentech and Goldman Sachs; and at organizations such as the National To hire Tony Schwartz to speak to your organization, contact BigSpeak Speakers Bureau (805) 965-1400 http://www.bigspeak.com/tony-schwartz.html

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The Spirit of Compromise with co-author Dr. Amy Gutmann

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Updated: 10 Jun 2013

If politics is the art of the possible, then compromise is the artistry of democracy. In The Spirit of Compromise, eminent political thinkers Amy Gutmann, Un...

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Ross Levine - Co-author of "Guardian of Finance"

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Updated: 17 Aug 2013

Dr. Ross Levine was the speaker for the April 2013 BMO Public Lecture. Dr. Levine is one of the co-authors of "Guardian of Finance". This book is a timely an...

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13 Bankers Co Author Simon Johnson

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Updated: 26 Jan 2013

Former IMF Chief Economist Simon Johnson explaims the motivation behind writing his fantastic book 13 Bankers.

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"The Start-Up of You" Co-Author Ben Casnocha Speaks at SurveyMonkey

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Updated: 25 Jul 2012

Casnocha, who co-wrote the New York Times best-seller, "The Start-Up of You" with LinkedIn's Reid Hoffman, spoke at SurveyMonkey about the importance of entr...

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Kevin Freiberg: PhD Leadership Expert and Coauthor of NUTS! and GUTS!

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Updated: 07 Aug 2013

Eagles Talent Speakers Bureau proudly presents Kevin Freiberg - http://www.eaglestalent.com/Kevin-Freiberg Entrepreneur... Dr. Kevin Freiberg is the president of San Diego Consulting Group, Inc., a professional speaking and consulting firm dedicated to equipping leaders for a world of change. For over 25 years, Kevin has been profiling revolutionary business leaders in some of the world's most innovative companies. He has successfully turned those profiles into roadmaps that help clients create their own revolutionary strategies for growth. Author... Kevin is the co-author of his latest book NANOVATION: How a Little Car Can Teach the World to Think Big. In his international best seller, NUTS! Southwest Airlines' Crazy Recipe for Business and Personal Success, Dr. Freiberg uncovered the strategies that created the greatest success story in the history of commercial aviation. In NANOVATION, he takes you behind the scenes and shows you how, in the face of seemingly insurmountable odds, the people of Tata Motors created one of the greatest innovations in the auto industry since the Model-T. The Nano, dubbed The People's Car, is not only a 1 Lakh ($2500 USD) phenomenon that has taken the world by storm; it is a road map for sustained growth and long-term business success. Kevin and his wife, Jackie, are also the authors of BOOM! 7 Choices for Blowing the Doors Off Business-As-Usual! and GUTS! Companies that Blow the Doors Off Business-As-Usual.

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UFOs and Government - Interview with co-author Robert Powell

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Updated: 12 Jul 2013

UFOs and Government: A Historical Inquiry This is an interview with Robert Powell on a new book he co-authored about UFOs and the government's response. Robe...

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David Herold, co-author, "Change the Way You Lead Change" - IMPACT

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Updated: 30 Apr 2012

David graduated from the University of Notre Dame with a degree in Economics (High Honors). He also received his MBA from the Amos Tuck School of Business at...

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Assange book co-author warns of cyber-totalitarism

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Updated: 26 Apr 2013

Will technology be used to enslave people? Jérémie Zimmermann says it's possible. Along with WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange and others, Zimmermann has co-a...

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Co author of The Missing Piece: A Transformational Journey

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Updated: 12 Nov 2013

An introduction to my inspiring co-authors, including my first public sharing about the intimate journey through Adrenal Fatigue.

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Richard Laermer: Marketing, Advertising, Branding & PR Speaker, Co-Author of Punk Marketing

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Updated: 03 Jun 2013

Richard Laermer is a multimedia journalist, world-renowned public relations pro, sought-after keynote speaker and consultant, blogger and co-author of Punk M...

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Dr. Barbara Illowsky Faculty Co-Author of Collaborative Statistics

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Updated: 04 May 2012

Dr. Barbara Illowsky, open textbook co-author and professor at De Anza college, discusses her OER journey and gives advice to other faculty who are looking t...

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Bob Wiedemer -- Co-Author of "Aftershock"

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Updated: 10 Jan 2014

joins Steve about how to protect yourself and your profits for the "next" Global Meltdown!

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Michael Avery, co-author of "The Federalist Society" on Thom Hartmann's The Big Think

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Updated: 09 Jul 2013

Michael Avery, co-author with Danielle McLaughlin of "The Federalist Society: How Conservatives Took the Law Back from Liberals" (Vanderbilt University Press...

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China Study co-author T. Colin Campbell speaks with Howard Jacobson about writing WHOLE

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Updated: 16 Aug 2013

http://amzn.to/14bfVwK In 2004, T. Colin Campbell rocked the worlds of nutrition and science with his outspoken and powerful book, The China Study. Nine year...

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Nanotechnology: Understanding Small Systems, Second Edition, Co-Author Ben Rogers (CRC Press)

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Updated: 08 Nov 2012

http://bit.ly/wOn6zj Click for more information about his book. Ben Rogers speaks about his new book Nanotechnology: Understanding Small Systems, Second Edit...

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Interview with Sherri Flynt, co-author of "SuperSized Kids"

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Updated: 16 Feb 2013

Sherri Flynt, co-author of "SuperSized Kids" and the head of Florida Hospital's Center for Nutritional Excellence, discusses the childhood obesity problem an...

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Ed Herman, Co-Author of "Manufacturing Consent" Pt 1

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Updated: 12 May 2013

Ed Herman, who wrote the famous book with Noam Chomsky, looks back at his life and what formed his thinking about the world More Real News at TRNN.COM.

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Anton Krueger, Co-Author of Shaggy, Interviewed On SAfm [Apologies For The Poor Sound Quality]

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Updated: 02 Jun 2013

(Apologies for the poor sound quality). Interview with Anton Krueger, co-author with Pravasan Pillay, of Shaggy: 14 Rather Amusing Rambles. Shaggy: 14 Rather...

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'Black Swan' author Nassim Taleb meets 'Dance with Chance' co-authors

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Updated: 26 Nov 2012

In a new book called Dance with chance, making luck work for you authors Spyros Makridakis, Robin Hogarth and Anil Gaba suggest that while there are events t...

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Barack Obama: 'Marijuana No More Dangerous Than Alcohol'

Peace FM Online

20 Jan 2014

US President Barack Obama has said smoking marijuana is no more dangerous than alcohol, but still called it a "bad idea". Speaking to The New Yorker magazine, he said it was wrong to think legalising the drug would be "a panacea" that could solve many social problems ...   ....(size: 1.5Kb)

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n this photo released by the Syrian official news agency SANA, Syrian citizens carry a dead body, at the scene where two mortar rounds exploded near an orphanage, at al-Boukhtyar area, in Damascus, Syria, Wednesday March 13, 2013. The state-run SANA news agency said two mortar rounds exploded near an orphanage in al-Boukhtyar area, killing and wounding an unknown number of people. Syrian government troops fought fierce battles with rebels on Wednesday for control of key neighborhoods in the north of Damascus, residents and activists said.

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Syria accused of torture and 11,000 executions

BBC News

21 Jan 2014

One of the authors told the BBC there was evidence of government involvement. Damascus has denied claims of abuse ... The reports comes a day before peace talks is due to begin in Switzerland ... Please turn on JavaScript ... One of the authors of the report, Professor Sir Geoffrey Nice told the BBC that the scale and consistency of the killings provided strong evidence of government involvement that could support a criminal prosecution ... ....(size: 4.5Kb)

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Anti-government protesters wave Thai national flags during a protest rally in Bangkok, Thailand.

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Thailand declares state of emergency for protests

Herald Tribune

21 Jan 2014

BANGKOK - Thailand's government has declared a state of emergency in Bangkok and surrounding areas to cope with protests that have stirred up violent attacks. Labor Minister Chalerm Yubumrung announced that the measure will take effect Wednesday. The emergency decree greatly expands the power of security forces to issue orders and search, arrest and detain people, with limited judicial and parliamentary oversight ... All rights reserved ... ....(size: 3.2Kb)

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Senor Sto. Nino is lifted up by the lead dancer, as others lift up their props of bounty, during the Sinulog festival in Cebu City.

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Sinulog 2014 Grand Parade winners named

Sun Star

20 Jan 2014

CEBU CITY (Updated, 4.53 p.m.) -- The winners of the Sinulog 2014 Grand Parade were announced Monday afternoon at the Cebu City Sports Complex. Here is a list of the winners.. A. Street Dancing Category. First Place -- Lumad Basakanon. Second Place -- Tangub City's Sinanduloy Cultural Troupe. Third Place -- Kulturang Placereño of Masbate Dance Troupe-Placer, Masbate. Last year's second placer, this year's champion ... B ... School) ... C ... D ... E ... F....(size: 2.7Kb)

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No clarity on rules for election to housing societies in Mumbai

DNA India

22 Jan 2014

The rules for election to housing societies have to be framed by the co-operative authorities ... The election authority will supervise, control and conduct polls to all registered co-operative societies, including housing societies, banks, credit societies, sugar factories and milk federations ... for the election authority....(size: 1.6Kb)

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·Notice Of Extraordinary General Meeting (Xinhua Winshare Publishing and Media Co Ltd)

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22 Jan 2014

Xinhua Winshare Publishing and Media Co Ltd) ... NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that an extraordinary general meeting (the "EGM") of Xinhua Winshare Publishing and Media Co., Ltd.* (the "Company") will be held at 9.00 a.m ... Subject to the obtaining of approvals of the CSRC and other relevant regulatory authorities, the issue of A Shares by the Company and each of the following terms and conditions of the A Share Issue be approved.....(size: 16.5Kb)

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·Notice Of Domestic Shares Class Meeting (Xinhua Winshare Publishing and Media Co Ltd)

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22 Jan 2014

Xinhua Winshare Publishing and Media Co Ltd) ... NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that a class meeting (the "Domestic Shares Class Meeting") for holders of domestic shares ("Domestic Shares") of Xinhua Winshare Publishing and Media Co., Ltd ... other regulatory authorities ... According to the "Approval on the Issues in relation to the Transfer of the State-owned Shares of Xinhua Winshare Publishing and Media Co., Ltd....(size: 11.6Kb)

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·Notice Of H Shares Class Meeting (Xinhua Winshare Publishing and Media Co Ltd)

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22 Jan 2014

Xinhua Winshare Publishing and Media Co Ltd) ... NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that a class meeting ("H Shares Class Meeting") for holders of H Shares ("H Shares") of Xinhua Winshare Publishing and Media Co., Ltd.* (the "Company") will be held at 9.45 a.m ... other regulatory authorities ... According to the "Approval on the Issues in relation to the Transfer of the State-owned Shares of Xinhua Winshare Publishing and Media Co., Ltd....(size: 11.5Kb)

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Opponents argue there is no need for infrastructure bill

Business Day

22 Jan 2014

If passed, the bill will formalise and legally establish the Presidential Infrastructure Co-ordinating Commission (PICC) ... Mr le Grange said that new regulations "should not be about the introduction of another layer of approval processes — they should aim at introducing facilitation and co-operation" ... ability to co-operate and to implement projects....(size: 2.3Kb)

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·Form Of Proxy For The H Shares Class Meeting To Be Held On 7 March... (Xinhua Winshare Publishing and Media Co Ltd)

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22 Jan 2014

Xinhua Winshare Publishing and Media Co Ltd) ... of (address) being the holder(s) of H shares(Note 3) of RMB1.00 each in the share capital of Xinhua Winshare Publishing and Media Co., Ltd.* (the "Company"), hereby appoint the Chairman of the meeting or (Note 4) of (address) as my/our proxy(ies) to attend the H shares class meeting (the "H Shares Class Meeting") of the Company to be held at 9.45 a.m....(size: 7.2Kb)

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·Form Of Proxy For The Domestic Shares Class Meeting To Be Held On ... (Xinhua Winshare Publishing and Media Co Ltd)

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22 Jan 2014

Xinhua Winshare Publishing and Media Co Ltd) ... of (address) being the holder(s) of domestic shares(Note 3) of RMB1.00 each in the share capital of Xinhua Winshare Publishing and Media Co., Ltd.* (the "Company"), hereby appoint the Chairman of the meeting or (Note 4) of (address) as my/our proxy(ies) to attend the domestic shares class meeting (the "Domestic Shares Class Meeting") of the Company to be held at 9.30 a.m....(size: 7.3Kb)

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·Form Of Proxy For The Extraordinary General Meeting To Be Held On ... (Xinhua Winshare Publishing and Media Co Ltd)

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22 Jan 2014

Xinhua Winshare Publishing and Media Co Ltd) ... of (address) being the holder(s) of domestic shares/ H shares(Note 3) of RMB1.00 each in the share capital of Xinhua Winshare Publishing and Media Co., Ltd.* (the "Company"), hereby appoint the Chairman of the meeting or (Note 4) of (address) as my/our proxy(ies) to attend the extraordinary general meeting (the "EGM") of the Company to be held at 9.00 a.m....(size: 9.4Kb)

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El Niño extreme weather events to double

The Examiner

22 Jan 2014

Our research shows this will double to one event every 10 years," said co-author, Dr Agus Santoso of CoECSS, according to the January 19, 2014 news release, Get used to heat waves ... "The question of how global warming will change the frequency of extreme El Niño events has challenged scientists for more than 20 years," said co-author Dr Mike McPhaden of US National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, according to the news release....(size: 4.4Kb)

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Outskirts Press Reveals Top 10 Marketing Tactics for December 2013

Houston Chronicle

22 Jan 2014

Denver, CO (PRWEB) January 21, 2014. These are the marketing products and tactics determined to be most popular by Outskirts Press authors for the month of December 2013, listed below in alphabetical order. ... *Boston Review Co-op Ad. This option allows authors to promote a book to the 30,000 intellectual readers of Boston Review for a fraction of what it would cost to do on their own....(size: 3.0Kb)

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>Outskirts Press Reveals Top 10 Marketing Tactics for December 2013

Seattle Post

22 Jan 2014

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Banks settle fines as trust erodes

Independent online (SA)

22 Jan 2014

Deutsche Bank co-chief executive Anshu Jain will talk about rebuilding Europe’s banks, a project whose success rests on greater scrutiny by the region’s new supervisor. “Some banks are too weakly capitalised and potentially insolvent, and the system remains dysfunctional and continues to be reckless,” said Anat Admati, a Stanford University finance professor and author of The Bankers’ New Clothes....(size: 2.8Kb)

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Bitcoin acceptable as payment at two Las Vegas casinos

Canoe

22 Jan 2014

The co-owned Golden Gate Hotel and Casino and The D Las Vegas Casino Hotel will begin accepting bitcoins on Wednesday as payment for hotel rooms and related purchases, casino officials said in a statement. Bitcoin is an online currency bought and sold on a peer-to-peer network that is independent of central authority....(size: 2.3Kb)

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Top 2Gether, 2gether

We're all gonna hang 2gether
You & me forever
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[repeats]

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[Spoken:]
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& make you mine
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a 2nd time
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You bought a ringer just to pull me through
Cause you know that it's true
I gave my 27/7 to you...
Everytime that we're alone
You sit there talking on the phone
It never end, never ends
Now i hate your friends, ooohh
Anytime I tell you no, tell you no
You're quick to tell me where to go
I'd leave it all, I'd leave it all
If I had your balls, gimme those baby
Ohh yea...
Baby, I let you wear the pants
You wore out the romance
Baby, you never miss a chance
To tell me I can't dance
I gave my 24/7 to you, 7 to you
Doing everything you wanted to
I bought you Prada and Old Navy too
You never wear 'em
Now I'm feeling blue
You know that it's true
I gave my 24/7 to you
Baby its true, baby its true
There will never ever, never ever
Ever never ever
Be another one like you
Ooohh
i gave my 24/7 to you
Doing everything you wanted to
I bought you Britney and Limp Bisket too
You sold them back
All the money that I blew
Girl you know that it's true
I gave my 24/7 to you
Ooohhh

Top 2Gether, Awesum LuvR

Old people tell me I'm still too young
To take a lady's hand and give it the tongue
What do they know about puberty
About being 14 and all filled with needs
Mary K. Latourneau think you knew the truth
It's all the young dudes, who's got the best moves, yea
They call me the heart throb that was my choice
I'm just a nice guy with a pretty dope voice
If you're a girl with humour inside
Come get with me and girl I'm gonna make you smile
If you get scared
I'll take you by the hand
I'll show you heaven
I will be your dream man
I wanna be your, awesum luvr
Gonna be your number one man
Wanna be your real heart breaker
The best lover, the best lover
In all the land
Wanna be your aweum luvr
Wanna be your awesum luvr luvr
Awesum luvr
The best luvr in all the land
Are you sick of guys who come on strong
Who just wants to see you wearing a tight thong
I don't even know what a thong is
But I got an A+ on the teen charm quiz
Sit back relax, and I won't hit on you
Just let yourself drown in my big baby blues
OK so I'm older than your average teen
But baby I will treat you just like a queen
I'm wise and mature and so generous too
And I'll never use cuss words like hump or screw
A smooth older man, is just what you need
'Cause loving is better at a way slower speed
I wanna be your, awesum luvr
Gonna be your number one man
Wanna be your real heart breaker
The best lover, the best lover
In all the land
Wanna be your aweum luvr
Wanna be your awesum luvr luvr
Awesum luvr
The best luvr in all the land
Some ladies like guys who treat them like crap
Has lots of tattoos, and is all into rap
Guess what that's me your own gansta toy
If you're the kind of girl who loves a real bad boy
Wanna be your, I wanna be your
I wanna be your, awesum luvr
Gonna be your number one man
Wanna be your real heart breaker
The best lover, the best lover
In all the land
Wanna be your aweum luvr
Wanna be your awesum luvr luvr
Awesum luvr
The best luvr in all the land
Awesum luvr

Top 2Gether, You're My Baby Girl

12th of April we decided it was time
I was feeling good, you were looking fine
on the basement floor with TRL behind
You were loving me with Carson Daly on your mind
You're my baby girl
you know that you are
You're my honeybunch
my sweet lucky star
So put your hand in mine
I will slap your sweet behind
you're my baby girl
E is for Erin and making out with you
R is for wrong that's what you like to do
I is for eyes that are smiling at me
N is for nasty which we do constantly
You're my baby girl
you know that you are
You're my honeybunch
my sweet lucky star
So put your hand in mine
I will slap your sweet behind
you're my baby girl
Hot dogs and hamburger, unzip me please
Erin likes ketchup but go easy on the cheese
I like to look down on her naked from above
She's just like Gwyneth Paltrow
I'm like Shakespeare in Love!
You're my baby girl
you know that you are
You're my honeybunch
my sweet lucky star
So put your hand in mine
I will slap your sweet behind

Top 2Gether, Visualize

[Spoken:]
Sometimes we must live through the darkness
in order to see through the light
We must visualize
Close your eyes, visualize
the most beautiful girl that could be
Just one sight, mesmerize
it's like gazing right in a sea
Floating down the street
she stands out like a candlelight
When I look in her eyes
I'm not having sight
couldn't change this feeling
So I walk towards her
with a vision in my mind
With a hand on my face
and a smile on hers
I softly say goodnight
Close your eyes, visualize
the most beautiful girl that could be
Just one sight, mesmerize
it's like gazing right in to the sea
Never dreamt of one who posessed
this gift of gold, gift of gold
She sees beyond through the darkest paths
she knows my soul
Will she be my girl
if she loves this world
will I ever know
When the time is right
she will be my light
She is my angel
Close your eyes, visualize
the most beautiful girl that could be
Just one sight, mesmerize
it's like gazing right in to the sea
With a touch of the sand
from a far away land
gazing at perfection in the palm of my hand
A touch from her face
that far away place
there's no one above her
her spirit & grace
Close your eyes, visualize
the most beautiful girl that could be
Just one sight, mesmerize
it's like gazing right in to the sea
Close your eyes, visualize
the most beautiful girl that could be
Just one sight, mesmerize
it's like gazing right in to the sea
Yeah I'm walking
in the misty air
in my mind my baby is there
Having you in my life
is my only care
sooner so that we can dream
Close your eyes, visualize
the most beautiful girl that could be
Just one sight, mesmerize
it's like gazing right in to the sea
[fades]

Top 2Gether, U + Me = US (Calculus)

I'm losing my hair
and my vision is shady
Last night I dreamt
of an over weight lady
But I need a young thang
to keep up with my pace
to hold me in her arms
and take me straight to second base.
I know my calculus
it says u + me = us
Sing it Chad for me
I know my calculus
it says u + me = us
Oh yeah, calculus...
Yeah, we're 2gether, we're 2gether
[Rap:]
Girl, algebra, trigonometry
can never equal up to what you do to me
so, let's integrate
don't differentiate
If you were in my class
there's ain't no way I could pass I hate english, gym
& not to mention
I can't even afford to pay my attention
(can't pay my attention)
not even philosophy can ever come between us
but we will always have our calculus.
I know my calculus
it says u + me = us
I know my calculus
it says u + me = us
Calculus, calculus
Go go go go go
Ooh baby, oh lord
U + me = us
Well I've never been good at history
& I don't give a crap about Robert E. Lee
When it comes to cosines, I know a thing or 2
& I kicked ass on the test about me & you
I know my calculus
it says u + me = us
I know my calculus
it says u + me = us
U, plus sign, me, equal sign, us
U, plus sign, me, equal sign, us
U, plus sign, me, equal sign, us
Oooh
Girl, no subject comes close to you
2gether, sing it
I know my calculus
I know my calculus
it says u + me = us
Say I know my calculus
it says u + me = us
Calculus

Top 2Gether, Sister

Oohh,
You always told me
If I ever want to leave
If I find the better girl
Someone who lets me breathe
That you wouldn't stand in my way
Oohh girl I never meant to break your heart
I promise you
I didn't know, oh no
She was your sister, sister
What could I do
She is so dope, oh yeah
I couldn't resist her
Your little sister
And who would've thought
That she's really that young
Unlike you
Kisses good with the tongue
Oh please don't stand in the way
I guess it really doesn't matter
If I break your heart...
I promise you
I didn't know, oh no
She was your sister, sister
What could I do
She is so dope, oh yeah
I couldn't resist her
Your little sister
How, ooh,
Oohh, how could I know
How could he know
How could he know
How
I'd really, really didn't know
I promise you
I didn't know, oh no
She was your sister, sister
What could I do
She is so dope, oh yeah
I couldn't resist her
Your little sister
I promise you
I didn't know, oh no
She was your sister, sister
What could I do
She is so dope, oh yeah
I couldn't resist her
Your little sister

Top 2Gether, Right Where It Counts

We're alone in the room
Playing Hixin and Doom
And now you telling me goodbye
So you want us apart
Puts a knife in my heart
And a tear welling up in my eye
But let me remind you
How much you have been blind to
You've totally changed me
Mixed me up rearranged me
My hair how you like
Quit hanging with Mike
And now you repay me
By trying him
1st play me
I want you to know that you hit me too low
And that I can barely breath
If I told you that I'm bleeding inside would
You simply let me get off my knees
Let me get off my knees
That really hurts
Right where it counts
That's where ya hit me
Right where it counts
I'm on my knees
Right where it counts
Stop kicking me please
Right where it counts
I used to play football
I once was a goofball
But you didn't like that
No you didn't like that
The guys call me whipped
My popularity slipped
Because you just wanted a door mat
We shut out our friends
And I'd do it again
If you and I could get back on the highway
I thought we'd share our lives
Me husband you wife
Now I'm confused
And battered and I'm blue
Why are you so mean
Now you've ruptured my spleen
And my lowest extremity
If we were alone
And the parents weren't home
I'd yell a hundred obscenities
Right where it counts
That's where ya hit me
Right where it counts
I'm on my knees
Right where it counts
Stop kicking me please
Right where it counts
Right where it counts
That's where ya hit me
Right where it counts
I'm on my knees
Right where it counts
Stop kicking me please
Right where it counts
Uh, come on come on
To the bridge
If I could really love you
Well this is what would you'd do
Well baby I can love you
Right to the fields
Is this the way you show me
How much you love me
Or is there really something your trying to say
Right where it counts
That's where ya hit me
Right where it counts
I'm on my knees
Right where it counts
Stop kicking me please
Right where it counts
Right where it counts
That's where ya hit me
Right where it counts
I'm on my knees
Right where it counts
Stop kicking me please
Right where it counts
Right where it counts [repeats]

Top 2Gether, Before We Say Goodbye

Before we say goodbye
before we turn and walk away
let's give it one more try
before we say goodbye
Before we close the door
before we go our separate way
stop & find out why
before we say goodbye
We've been down this road before
& we always made it through
but in case we break up
can I still have sex with you
Before we lose this love
before we throw it all away
girl, don't do another guy
before we say goodbye
Oh no...
Ooh...
Don't wanna say goodbye
before we say goodbye
We've been down this road before
& we always made it through
but in case wwe break up
can I still have sex with you
Before we lose this love
before we throw it all away
girl, don't do another guy
before we say goodbye
Let's give it one more try
before we say goodbye
Ooh... ooh... ooh...
before we say goodbye
please don't say goodbye
Ooh, oh no you make me cry
Ooh... ooh...
before we say goodbye
Ooh... don't say goodbye
Ooh... ooh... before we say goodbye

Top 2Gether, You're The Only One That's Real

Oohh, ooohhhh
When you kiss me
Are you breathless
When you touch me
Do you fall apart
Do you shiver when you dream, when you dream
Is there a pounding in your heart
When I talk do you hear
When I cry do you care
When I wake up in the morning
Do you want me there
I want you to know me
I want you to hold me
To know who I am
What I want
When I feel
You're the only one that's real
I want you to know me
I want you to hold me
'Cause when we kiss
When we touch
All I know
You're the only one that's real.
When you call me
Are you smiling, yeah
When you leave me
Does it make you sad
Is there is an emptiness you feel, that you feel
When we're 2gether are you glad
And by silence
You told me if I'm crazy console me
'Cause in each others arms is where I wanna stay.
I want you to know me
I want you to hold me
To know who I am
What I want
When I feel
You're the only one that's real
I want you to know me
I want you to hold me
'Cause when we kiss
When we touch
All I know
You're the only one that's real You're the only one that's real
Only one...
I want you to know me
I want you to hold me
To know who I am
What I want
When I feel
You're the only one that's real
I want you to know me
I want you to hold me
'Cause when we kiss
When we touch
All I know
You're the only one that's real
I want you to know me
I want you to hold me
To know who I am
What I want
When I feel
You're the only one that's real
I want you to know me
I want you to hold me
'Cause when we kiss
When we touch
All I know
You're the only one that's real

Top 2Gether, U & U & Me

Let's get to know each other better
in a special way
I think about you baby
each night & day
But you're always hanging around
with the girl next door
You do each others make up
& so much more
Friday's slumber party
when your parents are gone
I think about you girls
& how we can get it on
U & U & me
2gether we make 3
in perfect harmony
Just U & U & me
U & U & me
2gether we make 3
A perfect fantasy
Just U & U & me
U & U & me
2gether we make 3
When I think about your girls
it makes me feel so fine
& when I call you on the phone
I need the party line
Playing spin the bottle
Kisses sweet as wine
I must've won the lotto
To have U & U & I
Jackpot
2gether we make 3
in perfect harmony
Just U & U & me
U & U & me
2gether we make 3
A perfect fantasy
Just U & U & me
U & U & me
2gether we make 3
in perfect harmony
Just U & U & me
U & U & me
2gether we make 3
A perfect fantasy
Just U & U & me
Listen girl...
When you kiss me
on the mouth
& then down my neck...
all @ the same time
When you both whisper different things
into different ears
I can't try to pretend
Girlfriends
U & U & me
Yeah, yeah, yeah
2gether we make 3, whoa
U & U & me
Yeah, yeah, yeah
2gether we make 3, whoa
U & U & me
2gether we make 3
in perfect harmony
Just U & U & me
U & U & me
2gether we make 3
A perfect fantasy
Just U & U & me
U & U & me
2gether we make 3
in perfect harmony
Just U & U & me
U & U & me
2gether we make 3
A perfect fantasy
Just U & U & me
U & U & me
2gether we make 3, whoa
U & U & me, yeah
2gether we make 3
U & U & me

Top 2Gether, The Way You Do Me

Girl the way you do me
Hey, oh
Girl the way you do me
Girl my head's on fire
Since our very 1st kiss
Dreamed of us 2gether
Now they're dreamless
Took me up to your room
To show me who you are
The cup is running over
or maybe its your bra
Girl, the way you do me
Makes me say wassup
When you're finished
I'm on the floor
Feeling down feeling up
Girl the way you do me
Driving me insane
I never felt this way before
I tell ya how I'm feeling
There's no way to begin
like winning half a million
and then kissing Philbin
Girl I know you're moody
You blow hot, blow cold, cold
That's the way I like it
You're what I want to hold
Girl, the way you do me
Makes me say wassup
When you're finished
I'm on the floor
Feeling down feeling up
Girl the way you do me
Driving me insane
I never felt this way before
Girl, the way you do me
Makes me say wassup
When you're finished
I'm on the floor
Feeling down feeling up
Girl the way you do me
Driving me insane
I never felt this way before
Our Paris Blues & Gap you
Can't wait to unwrap you
You know I am feeling you
Are you feeling me
If you didn't phone me
You see my sky turning black
I wish my mom would loan me
A couple of Prozac
But I won't let it get to me
I know you just forgot
'Cause girl you're always with me
Even when you're not
Girl, the way you do me
Makes me say wassup
When you're finished
I'm on the floor
Feeling down feeling up
Girl the way you do me
Driving me insane
I never felt this way before
Girl, the way you do me
Makes me say wassup
When you're finished
I'm on the floor
Feeling down feeling up
Girl the way you do me
Driving me insane
I never felt this way before
Girl the way you do me
Girl the way you do me

Top 2Gether, The Hardest Part Of Breaking Up...

C'mon
Yeaaa
Yea 2gether's in the house!
Put your hands in the air
'cause we'll make ya bounce. c'mon [x4]
oooh oh yea
It's been so long since I've seen your face
So long since I've been to first base.
*strike 3 your out*
I really miss the feel of your kiss.
But can I have back my things before
I get really pissed
You had my heart, my soul, my attention
But you walked out my life with my CD collection.
We're Breaking Up!
Breaking up is hard enough (oh oh oh oh)
Say you had nothing but I called your bluff.
You got my sweaters, my hat...
I can't find my cat! *meow*
The Hardest Part Of Breaking Up
is getting Back Your Stuff.
Yea 2gether's in the house
Put your hands in the air
'cause we'll make ya bounce c'mon yea.[x2]
So tell me girl, do I have to say please
or do I have to involve the police.
*We have you surrounded*
There was a time when I'd trust you alone.
I'd call you up girl, but you took my phone.
You borrow stuff every time I turn my back.
*hey that's mine!*
I can't believe I went out with a KLEPTOMANIAC!!
We're breaking up!
Breaking up is hard enough (oh oh oh oh)
Say you had nothing but I called your bluff.
You got my sweaters, my hat...
I can't find my cat! *meow*
The Hardest Part Of Breaking Up
is getting Back Your Stuff.
[Spoken]
Man you ever break up with a girl
And she keeps your stuff
Man, What's up with dat!
I dunno man, something wrong!
Ya know what I'm say
Something wrong with dat....
Yea, Uh Mickey Parke up in this mug
Here we go one, two
Yea, Yea, Yea
U plus ME, it doesn't equal us.
You took my car now I gotta take the bus.
I thought I had a girl that I could trust.
I guess I never knew my calculus!
Breaking up is hard enough (oh oh oh oh)
Say you had nothing but I called your bluff.
You got my sweaters, my hat...
I can't find my cat! *meow*
The Hardest Part Of Breaking Up
is getting Back Your Stuff. [x2]

Top 2Gether, 5gether

It's 2gether, whoa
Ooohhh it's 2gether, whoa
Number 2-G-E-T-H-E-R
to the CD you play in you car
Drive to, cry to, blow that star
Tiger Woods is 10 strokes under par
So tell me how far you could get
at the superstar sideshow that ain't it
Don't throw no fit
just ride on the energy
it's 2gether from now until infinity.
We are 5, we are 5
2gether, 2gether
We do our thang baby
and sing
5gether
We are 5
2gether
we do our thang, baby
and sing
5gether yea
See all the girls with their hands in the air.
You can tell by the screams this ain't Lilith Fair
We in a world now 2G's dragon lair
and we'll take off our shirts if ya double dog dare
Splitting my pants as I sit in the chair
Revenge of the nerds
Funny Hollywood square!
Tripping, skipping, tobaloo hoo
choo choo's coming through
fast on the train track.
We are 5, we are 5
2gether, 2gether
We do our thang baby
and sing
5gether
We are 5
2gether
we do our thang, baby
and sing
5gether yea
5 as one, 5 as one, 5 as one, oohh
Yeah yeah rubba dub dub
sweet love in the tub
We're here to hug
Kiss and give you back rubs
had to scratch our way up from down in the mud
we weren't discovered in no Mickey Mouse club
Playing our dub.
Looking for a deal
we're too for real with 5 on the bill
5 on the court, championship
Just can't eat one of these potato chips
Yea yea yea, its just the flavor hits
as it bumps your hips
Through the eye of an eagle
we need no playa hating people
Sequel, equal to none
2gether, Masterpiece, job's done
If there's gonna be 5 of us why not call us 5gether! Ah ah
Ah ah ah
Ah ah
Ah ah ah
We are 5, we are 5
2gether, 2gether
We do our thang baby
and sing
5gether
We are 5
2gether
we do our thang, baby
and sing
5gether yea
We are 5, we are 5
2gether, 2gether
We do our thang baby
and sing
5gether
We are 5
2gether
we do our thang, baby
and sing
5gether yea
This is a new math fool
We're two to the G
breaks all the rules
And 1x5 is 2 and 5x the noise coming back at you
This a new math fools
We're two to the G
breaks all the rules
and 1x5 is 2 and 5x the noise coming back at you
4 plus one, oh 4 plus one, 4 plus one, oohhh
We are 5, we are 5
2gether, 2gether
We do our thang baby
and sing
5gether
We are 5
2gether
we do our thang, baby
and sing
5gether yea [repeats]

Top 2Gether, That's When I'll Be Gone

Girl, I think you really know me
But you're afraid to trust me
Stop doubting my intentions
Why, why don't you believe me
There must be something
You don't wanna mention
I should've shouted from the mountain top
My neverending love
That's what you've got
When the sun don't shine
& the moon won't glow
When the rain don't fall
when the wind don't blow
When the earth won't spin
& it's standing still
That's when I'll be gone
I ain't going nowhere
Not if you won't be there
I ain't going nowhere without you
You, you're my inspiration
My only motivation
I have ever needed
Dreams, you know I've got one baby
You & me forever
Let me just repeat it
I told you, you can always count on me
What can I do
To put your mind at ease
When the sun don't shine
& the moon won't glow
When the rain don't fall
when the wind don't blow
When the earth won't spin
& it's standing still
That's when I'll be gone
When the river dries
& the oceans part
When there's not one beat in a single heart
That's when I will stop, stop
Stop loving you
That's when I'll be gone
I ain't going nowhere
Not if you won't be there
I ain't going nowhere without you
When the stars disappear
That's when I won't be near
I knew the day I started
I'd always be there for you
Make no mistake
Baby, love is here
'Cause we are all one,
the same through & through
I'm here for you, girl don't be blue
Listen to me, here's what we'll do
When the sun don't shine
& the moon won't glow
When the rain don't fall
when the wind don't blow
That's when I will stop, stop
Stop loving you
That's when I'll be gone
I ain't going nowhere
Not if you won't be there
I ain't going nowhere without you
When the river dries
& the oceans part
When there's not one beat in a single heart
That's when I will stop, stop
Stop loving you
That's when I'll be gone

Top 2Gether, Regular Guy

I'm the kinda guy
a girl takes home to mom
with pleated Khaki pants
cologne that's the bomb
sure smell purdy, purdy
Shake her dad's hand
and look him in the eye
And tell him straight up
"I'm just a regular guy"
I'll have her home by 9 sir
And I'm a regular guy
who stays out of trouble
A regular guy
says "Ma'am on the double"
I'm a regular guy
just like "Dawson's Creek"
A regular guy
just don't call me a geek, a geek
Yah ha
& sometimes
I remember
what got me here
It was fightin & cussin
back off I'm in a boy band
And showing no fear
ok alright time now
ok
hehe hehe hehe BURP hehe....
I watch Jay Leno
hes funny
7th heaven, too
And I ask myself sometimes
"what would Jesus do?"
grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change
I'm buds with my Mom
nd I hang out wiht my Dad
Hes my buddy hahahehah
I play every thing safe
so I'll never be sad
boo hoo
And I'm a regular guy
who stays out of trouble
A regular guy
says "Ma'am on the double"
I'm a regular guy
just like "Dawson's Creek"
A regular guy
just don't call me a geek, a geek
dont push me!
Dammit
Sometimes I wanna
smash things
Get jacked up
And whacked up
And havta pee in a cup
Who's your problem
haheha ehh hahah
And I'm a regular guy
who stays out of trouble
A regular guy
says "Ma'am on the double"
I'm a regular guy
just like "Dawson's Creek"
A regular guy
just don't call me a geek, a geek

Top 2Gether, I Wanna Know Your Name

I wanna know your name...
I never knew
That love could put a spell on me
Then you walked into the room
Yeeaa, ooh!
What to do
Should i let my package show
Or should i try and play it cool
I've been pulling
I've been playing
For so long my heart's been waiting
To finally love someone like you, oh
Now my heart's anticipating
All the love we could be making
I gotta get this message through
I wanna know your name
I wanna know your name, yeah
I wanna know everything about you
Driving me insane
I wanna know your name
How can I let you know
how can I let you know
I wanna get right next to you
Checking the way you flow
I wanna know your name
Tell me now
Where have you been all my life
Or are you really just a dream
You know I'm down
Anything you want to do
So wont you come and go with me
I can't take it
Please don't fake it
Here's my heart now don't you break it
'Cause you know I'm all about you
I am itching
Can't deny it
there's no creme's out there
Can't fight it
What can I say what can i do
I wanna know your name
I wanna know everything about you
Driving me insane
Driving me insane
I wanna know your name
How can I let you know
I wanna get right next to you
Checking the way you flow
Checking the way you flow
i wanna know your name
I want you
To need you
I'd really like to please you
You got it
you got it
I need it
I need it
it's time that you believe it
You looking so fine tonight baby
I just wanna drive you around in my Viper
Yeeaa, we gonna speed through town
With the top down
Your legs, straddling in the seat
What's your name
What's your name
What's your name
I wanna know your name
What's your name
What's your name
What's your name
What's your name
I wanna know your name
I wanna know everything about you
Driving me insane
I wanna know your name
How can I let you know
How can I let you know
I wanna get right next to you
Checking the way you flow
Checking the way you
Iwanna know your name
I wanna know your name
I wanna know
I wanna know everything about you
Driving me insane
Driving me
I wanna know your name
How can I let you know
how can I let you know
I wanna get right next to you
Checking the way you flow
I wanna know your name
What's your name
What's your name
What's your name
What's your name

Top Kathaaria, Voice Of A Dead Boy

Curse the state of dreaming
Lost in reflections of perished schemes
What distress to drown in what once was
Abyss of possession - wounds of the great lie
Grant me strength, so i might fall
Years as a funeral
These crumbling walls called mind
Put it all in a shell, i call it coffin
All that dwells within, call it family
Taste of the dreamlife of angels
As an ubiquitous delusion
Just a child, all is yet to be...destroyed!
I will not be reborn
Oblivion is the strength of this world and its fall
Stigmata xenophobia
In this void's no hope, no memory remains
Only fear, annihilation of self
For all shine inside this wreck
When it all comes down again

Top Kathaaria, Venus Dementia

Dormant amidst the devious
Detaching from prevalent ruins
Promiscuous contemplation
On the verge of dementia
Obscenity incarnate
Laughter giving life to thee
A phantom to reappear
Akin to the scarlet whore
Elusive muse to the deteriorated
Precious demonic cunt
Eager to beget
Soulraped yet bewildered
Scourged by the "last of the stars"
Contagious emanation deriving
From a throne of excrements and gold
Infinite void thus lust concealed
Devouring revenant to subsist on "lie and murder"
Poisoning light of Venus
Bereaving this mortal shell
A phantom to reappear

Top Kathaaria, To Dare Not Speak Its Name

Woebegone naked soul
Distorted view upon invidious world of schemes
Slit my eyes, for they'll remember
A breathing corpse
Dim, estranged, indifferent
As life turns colder than death
You'll dare not speak its name
"i am perplexed"
Black bird grievance
Mute philobate moans
Dissociate from the shadowy remains of the I
Renounce the "silent balance of perfection"

Top Kathaaria, Dead Not Dreaming

I have witnessed my own decline
As a part of this constellation of falling and wounding
How to release with a need to estrange
And a barren struggle to recommence
Vitiation cycle - an impromptu fall
Life's borders desecrated
It's all so visible yet so unalterable
I have desocialised down in the dirt
Finding solace in the fading of this vision of inner chaos
Beyond all voices a hoarse noise coming to an end
The past is dead!
This shroud of silence covers all
For what is dead will never dream again

Top Kathaaria, As Fear Changes Sides

Conjuring the impulse of fear
Feeding on the anguish of others
As the last witness dies
Two streams lead into the void
Scathing the tension alone
As fish drowning in water
Unfaithfully denying
The black October's dawn
Blind eyes crying over
A rewardless moment of purity
Interorganic bodicide
This cold feels right
The weeping shall perish
Omitting the prime distance
To the circle of plagues
Awaiting the silent flood
The tyranny of the haunted
Compulsive in their extinction
Fueled by the logics of nova secta
Disparage the stumbling
Among dying cattle struggling for release
(as) the cold sword of vengeance

Top Kathaaria, Archives Of Doubt

(I. There Is A Piece Of God In All Of My Scars)
(II. Borderline Vanity)
A dissident - forlorn - forsaken
Like an architect of slow death
Coping with the shape of snakes
Once cowering in embryonic shape
Sullen in spirit
Now rising - cutting to feel
Defeating self-perseverance
With numbered moments and poisoned mind(s)
A corpse still warm exhales
Dissenter from the core
A burst of energy serves as the last enchantment
Disturbing the peace
Maiming the scarred remains
In the shadows of wolves
"in the midst of life we are in death"
May the stars be hidden
In a thicket of obliteration
Inexorable shall be the dawning of disorder
A clean killing going in circles
11 seals prosper the departure of truth
Holy decay extinguish organic grandwhore
We shall not overcome
Once and for all