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UHF (1989)

Genres

• Comedy

Taglines:

Don't touch that dial!
It's crazy. It's outrageous. It's the T.V station run by a lunatic!
TV the way it was meant to be seen. In a movie theater.
A lot of TV stations have forgotten what "quality" means. But not Channel 62. They NEVER knew what it meant.
It's crazy. It's zany. It's hysterical. It's TV according to "Weird Al" Yankovic.

Quotes:

George Newman: I need a drink.::Bob: You don't drink.::George Newman: Yeah, but I've been meaning to start.

[watching a cartoon when Bob tells George whether to finish the show since Teri won't talk to him]::Stanley Spadowski: Watch out, Mr. Coyote! [sound effect on TV] Aww, it's terrible.

Crazy Ernie: If nobody comes down here and buys a car in the next hour, I'm gonna club this baby seal. That's right! I'm gonna club this seal to make a better deal. You know I'll do it, too, cause I'm crazy.

Stanley Spadowski: This is my new mop. George, my friend, he gave me this mop. This is a pretty good mop. It's not as good as my first mop. I miss my first mop, but this is still a good mop. Sometimes you just hafta take what life gives ya, 'cause life is like a mop and sometimes life gets full of dirt and crud and bugs and hairballs and stuff... you, you, you gotta clean it out. You, you, you gotta put it in here and rinse it off and start all over again and, and sometimes, sometimes life sticks to the floor so bad you know a mop, a mop, it's not good enough, it's not good enough. You, you gotta get down there, like, with a toothbrush, you know, and you gotta, you gotta really scrub 'cause you gotta get it off. You gotta really try to get it off. But if that doesn't work, that doesn't work, you can't give up. You gotta, you gotta stand right up. You, you gotta run to a window and say, "Hey! These floors are dirty as hell, and I'm not gonna take it any more!"

George Newman: Lesbian Nazi Hookers Abducted by UFOs and Forced Into Weight Loss Programs... all next week on Town Talk.

Pamela Finklestein: [into a phone to Fletcher] "Broads don't belong in broadcasting"? Is that the kind of professional courtesy you teach your news department?::R.J. Fletcher: [into the phone] Why, that's a terrible thing. I don't know how many time I've told those boys, never call chicks broads.

Stanley Spadowski: I'm thinkin' of something orange. Something orange. Give up? It's an orange. [laughs] Ok, now I'm thinkin' of something blue. Something bluuuuuue.

[George and Bob just got fired again]::Bob: How could you do this to me? I knew this was gonna happen.::George Newman: You're right, Bob. I'm sorry. What can I say? I-I'm a miserable worthless hunk of slime. Here, I want you to take this crowbar and... just bash my head right in! Go ahead. Really. Please! Just BASH it right in!::Bob: George, you know I can't do that. You still owe me five bucks.

Joe Earley: [afterlosing his thumb in a table saw] Can you believe this? Would you look at that? Just call me "Mr. Butterfingers." I think it's on the floor somewhere. Is my face red.

[On the game show, "Wheel of Fish", Phyllis Weaver has just spun the wheel and landed on a red snapper]::Kuni: Ahhh, a red snapper. Mmmmm, very tasty. Okay, Weaver, listen carefully. You can hold on to your red snapper...::[Hiro-San emerges, carrying a table with a box]::Kuni: ...or you can go for what's in the box that Hiro-San is bringing down the aisle right now! What's it gonna be?::[Phyllis Weaver has difficulty in choosing as the audience point to the box]::Phyllis Weaver: I'll take the box. The box!::[applause]::Kuni: You took the box? Let's see what's in the box!::[Hiro-san opens the box; the audience gasps. There is a silence]::Kuni: Nothing! Absolutely nothing! STUPID! You're so STU-PIIIIIIIIIIID!

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