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Delilah (2010)

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Genres

Drama
Short

Taglines:

An urban crime drama in an unforgivable world of death, money, and moral ambiguity.

Brahms & Liszt (2010)

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Plot
Pray silence for this Drunk as he tries to find his way home after a costume party. Stumbling through the streets with his new friend a stuffed duck,he encounters a number of obstacles. Failing to unlock his front door he faces the realization that the consequences of his evening might be far more serious then initially realized.

Genres

Killer Image (1992)

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Plot
When Max Oliver learns his photographer brother has been killed, he suspects it was no random murder. And when he finds his brothers' last photos of a powerful senator and a prostitute, Max gets a clear picture of a deadly political cover-up. Seeking to expose his brother's killer, Max enters a murderous game of cat and mouse, stalked by a cold-blooded assassin who has Max dead in his sights.

Keywords: erotica, independent-film, murder, photographer, political-cover-up, roller-coaster, senator

Genres

Thriller

Taglines:

. . . the focus is on terror.
A powerful Senator, his psychotic brother... and a photographer who knew too much.
Max Oliver was dealing with his brother's murder... now he's dealing with the killer.

Quotes:

John Kane: If I ever started thinking with my cerebral mechanism, instead of my dick, I could run the world.

The Women's Club (1987)

Actors

Genres

Comedy

Taglines:

Where having your cake and eating it becomes more than a mouthful

Quotes:

Patrick: Take care of her, she's a classic.::Vallet: Yeah. A classic piece of junk.

Patrick: I gotta split man. C-I-A-O.::Carlos: C-I-A-O? What the hell's that?::Patrick: Ciao!::[leaves]::Carlos: Ciao? C-H-O-W. The guy's a writer and he can't even spell.

Carlos: You got some balls!::Patrick: Genes, Carl.::Carlos: What's so great about your jeans?

Woman: Patrick, did you know that most presidents cheat on their wives?::Patrick: Well, I know they've been screwing over the American public for quite a while.

Cali: Why don't you just bring the phone to bed so that we can screw and make script changes at the same time?

Yaarana (1981)

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Plot
Young Bishan Kumar lives a wealthy lifestyle with his widowed mom, his best friend, Kishan, a former servant cum cook, and both are virtually inseparable. Bishan's uncle was partly responsible for his dad's death, and after serving a long prison sentence, begs his sister to forgive him, which she does, and he, along with his son, Jagdish, move in to the house. He convinces his sister to permit Bishan to go to Bombay for further studies, and then abroad also. Years later, Bishan returns home to renew his friendship bond with Kishan, and also introduce him to his wife, Sheela, and son, Munna. When Bishan finds out that Kishan has a golden voice, he wants him to start training in Bombay with Bharatji, which Kishan reluctantly does. After he finishes his training, he goes forth with his first concert, which is a huge success and becomes a star overnight. It is then he finds out that Bishan has lost everything, his wife and son have left him, and his uncle and cousin had embezzled all the money. Kishan uses his only asset, his voice, to restore Bishan's glory only to find out that a desperate Bishan has abducted a group of school-girls, abroad a yacht that he used to own, demanding huge ransoms from their respective parents. Subsequently, Kishan learns that Bishan is dead. Unable to handle this shock, Kishan loses his mental balance and is hospitalized. The question remains, what compelled Bishan to abduct the school-girls, and how did Bishan actually die?

Keywords: childhood-friend, friendship, one-word-title, singer, singing, song

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Phir Kab Milogi (1974)

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Plot
Sapna (Mala Sinha) is having fun meeting his employee Rajesh (Biswajit) as Paro, and then, in the city as Sapna; and Rajesh falls for the simplicity of Paro. His heart breaks when he realizes both Sapna and Paro are one, and he leaves his job, and goes to a remote village, where he once again meets Sapna, but this time, as a would be of local contractor, Diwan Sahab. She is taken hostage by Teja (Dilip Kumar) because of a confusion that she hit his sister. His sister, realizing that Teja would kill Sapna, lets her go, but Sapna doesn't reach back to her cottage. Would Rajesh ever be able to tell her he loved her; more importantly, is Sapna alive?

Genres

Romance

The Fatal Witness (1945)

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Plot
The young John Bedford fights with his wealthy old aunt Lady Elizabeth Ferguson. She is sure John stole her emerald brooch. The next morning Lady Elizabeth is found murdered. Scotland Yard inspector William 'Bill' Trent is on the case and he thinks her nephew was behind it. However, it turns out John was in jail all night because of public drunkenness.

Keywords: based-on-play

Genres

Mystery

Flight for Freedom (1943)

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Plot
Fictionalized biography of Amelia Earhart (here called Tonie Carter). First, a flagwaving preface about air warfare in the Pacific; then flashing back to her first solo flight in 1932; whirlwind romance with sexist ace pilot Randy Britton; advanced training; a transcontinental race; world fame; first, aborted round-the-world flight; and her famous disappearance. This film popularized the theory that Earhart's disappearance was connected with secret work for the U.S. Navy.

Keywords: aviation, aviatrix, female-pilot, world-war-two

Genres

Quotes:

Paul Turner: Besides, fliers aren't good for women -- ever.::Tonie Carter: Oh, I know. Every flier's married to his plane.::Paul Turner: Not quite that bad. But they never know what's going on inside of other people. How can they? They live 10,000 feet up in a world entirely their own. Any girl's safer to leave them there.::Tonie Carter: Dad always used to say, when you're safe... you're dead.

Golden Hoofs (1941)

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Genres

Comedy

And So They Were Married (1936)

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Plot
A bitter widow and a grumpy widower find themselves stuck in a hotel that is cut off from the outside by a snowstorm. Although both have no intention of getting married again, they begin to fall for each other. Their children, however, are determined to see that the "romance" never gets off the ground and do everything they can to see that they are kept apart.

Keywords: bar-of-soap, brat, christmas, christmas-morning, christmas-tree, divorcee, dog, drunkenness, father-son-relationship, fight

Genres

Quotes:

Stephen Blake: Women - well, after all they do make gentlemen of us.::Tommy Blake: Yes, and that's the trouble!

Make changes yourself !

Ed Sheeran - Drunk [Official Video]

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Duration: 3:49
Updated: 20 Aug 2013

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Drunk Fails Compilation || FailArmy

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Duration: 8:54
Updated: 19 Aug 2013

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Ultimate Drunk Girls Fail Compilation 2013

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Duration: 5:12
Updated: 21 Aug 2013

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Drunk Minecraft | SHIM SHAM FLIM FLAM

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Duration: 18:58
Updated: 07 Nov 2013

Nothing at all got done... and it was awesome Subscribe Today ► http://bit.ly/Markiplier MORE DRUNK MINECRAFT ► http://bit.ly/DrunkMinecraft Follow me on Twitter ► https://twitter.com/markiplier Like me on Facebook ► https://www.facebook.com/markiply We Play Minecraft on VOX POPULI ► http://voxpopuliguild.com/ Thumbnail Art: http://mangaka29.deviantart.com/art/Drunk-Minecraft-365191767 T-Shirts: http://markiplier.spreadshirt.com/ Livestreams: http://www.twitch.tv/markiplier Outro: "Crazy la Paint" Royalty Free Music by http://audiomicro.com/royalty-free-music Sound Effects by http://audiomicro.com/sound-effects

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Ultimate drunk girls compilation august 2013...21 min

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Duration: 21:27
Updated: 20 Aug 2013

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Drunk vs Stoned

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Duration: 3:22
Updated: 22 Aug 2013

To test if people function better drunk or stoned, I got really drunk one night and then really high on another night and made this video. Post on FB: http://on.fb.me/138Vd4d Tweet this: http://bit.ly/138WDvD Music credit: http://soundcloud.com/daymoanstar NOTE: The marijuana seen in this video was obtained and consumed legally in California. Be safe, everybody! Some links for ya... www.buzzfeed.com www.buzzfeed.com/video www.youtube.com/buzzfeed www.youtube.com/buzzfeedvideo www.youtube.com/buzzfeedyellow www.youtube.com/cnnbuzzfeed BUZZFEED VIDEO BuzzFeed is the world's first true social news organization. Featuring tasty, short, fun, inspiring, funny, edgy, interesting videos from theBuzzFeed. /BuzzFeedVideo is BuzzFeed's original YouTube Channel, with a focus on producing great short-form BuzzFeed videos for YouTube (and the world!). BuzzFeed Video will entertain, educate, spark conversation, inspire and delight. Subscribe to BuzzFeedVideo today and check us out at http://buzzfeed.com

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Drunk Minecraft | WHACK A MOLE

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Duration: 33:45
Updated: 10 Nov 2013

New recording session! We start off this episode nice and sober and work out way into a drunken fury as we play an awesome mini-game called "Whack a Mole!" Subscribe Today ► http://bit.ly/Markiplier MORE DRUNK MINECRAFT ► http://bit.ly/DrunkMinecraft Wade's Channel ► http://www.youtube.com/user/LordMinion777 Bob's Twitter ► https://twitter.com/muyskerm Follow me on Twitter ► https://twitter.com/markiplier Like me on Facebook ► https://www.facebook.com/markiply We Play Minecraft on VOX POPULI ► http://voxpopuliguild.com/ Thumbnail Art: http://mangaka29.deviantart.com/art/Drunk-Minecraft-365191767 T-Shirts: http://markiplier.spreadshirt.com/ Livestreams: http://www.twitch.tv/markiplier Outro: "Crazy la Paint" Royalty Free Music by http://audiomicro.com/royalty-free-music Sound Effects by http://audiomicro.com/sound-effects

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Mayberry's Town Drunk Otis Campbell Movie

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Duration: 2:24
Updated: 13 Nov 2013

I would like to announce on youtube my intentions on making a new movie documentary. this movie will be based on my last book honoring massena's new york's most famous face Hal J. Smith. The documentary will be called more than otis: no bull! uploaded may 22, 2008 --This movie has probably been in my head for a few years. I feel its time to start making this film from all of my personal phone interviews, photographs and archive movies of his career that spanned over seven decades. --I have been through many barriers in my life. I feel that i can accomplish this movie. it will take many hours to produce and organize. I will probably have to travel and re-interview people still alive on film so I can tell smith's story. it would cover his days from massena, utica, and into the scenes of hollywood. this is a serious project. --I know i will also have to go through all legal and copyright laws to retain "re-permission" to release a final movie from those I interviewed. --over the years, from time to time, I have tried to honor hal in massena with a star infront of the town hall and in other ways. but the chamber of commerce and modern political forces have always told me, "its a good idea. but we don't have the money or time." I was basically snubbed. most of hal's old friends are dead in massena. there is no real strong interest. but i'm the youngest and still around! -when the hometown's of andy grifith, don knotts, george lindsey, ron howard and other's from the show are being honored with events and monuments, hal's own hometown has neglected to fully remember him for history. --onetime an older man asked me, "what did hal do for massena?" I simply stated, "He represented massena in hollywood through his works!" --this movie will feature -- at least I hope -- margaret kerry, rance howard, andy griffith, don knotts, glenn smith, frank cady, sam edwards, will ryan, paul winchell, betty lynn, walker edminston, ginny tyler, dick beals, june foray, jim clark of the andy griffith show re-run watchers club and many others. I have phone interviews with these people. Some are now dead. but luckily their stories are preserved through me. p.s IF YOU KNEW HAL SMITH AND I DON'T KNOW YOU PLEASE CONTACT ME

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Top 10 Drunk Russians

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Duration: 5:00
Updated: 29 Sep 2013

Top 10 Funniest Drunk Russians Compilation. Russians Love To Drink Vodka.

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We Love Russia - Drunk Compilation ll SFB

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Duration: 7:05
Updated: 18 Aug 2013

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2 Drunk Truths & A Lie • Tyler Oakley & Sawyer Hartman

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Duration: 13:56
Updated: 19 Aug 2013

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The Drunk Cotton Ball Challenge • Tyler Oakley I Sawyer Hartman

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Duration: 13:05
Updated: 19 Aug 2013

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The Ultimate Drunk Fail Compilation

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Duration: 6:37
Updated: 02 Aug 2013

Here's the ultimate drunk fail compilation of all the best drunk fail clips across the internet. Please enjoy and don't forget to subscribe for future conten...

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Partying Sober vs Drunk

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Duration: 3:19
Updated: 20 Aug 2013

Starring: Jimmy Tatro : https://twitter.com/JimmyTatro http://www.facebook.com/JimmyTatroFanPage Directed by: Christian A. Pierce: https://twitter.com/ChrisC...

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@midnight w/ Chris Hardwick (@Nerdist) - #Stoned, #Drunk or #Pregnant - An Emotional Ass Moment

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Duration: 2:38
Updated: 12 Nov 2013

John Hodgman, Grace Helbig and Kurt Braunohler guess whether tweets are hashtagged #stoned, #drunk or #pregnant. For more @midnight with Chris Hardwick (Nerdist) from Comedy Central visit: http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/-midnight

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Dude Gets Drunk Without Drinking 1 Drop Of Alcohol

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Duration: 6:57
Updated: 20 Aug 2013

WARNING: I FILMED THIS VIDEO AT MY OWN RISK. DO NOT TRY THIS WHATSOEVER AND IF YOU DO, YOU DO SO AT YOUR OWN RISK. I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY ACTIONS THAT ...

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Eli Young Band - Drunk Last Night

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Duration: 3:54
Updated: 10 Sep 2013

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Drunk Girl

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Duration: 4:54
Updated: 18 Aug 2013

My friend and I were leaving work when this drunk girl opens his backseat passenger door and just gets inside. She was so drunk I just had to take advantage ...

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GTA IV RCMP Clan - Richmond RCMP - Patrol #1 - Drunk Friday!

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Duration: 54:49
Updated: 10 Nov 2013

Richmond, British Columbia (BC), Canada. Richmond RCMP Pack made by Cpl.Sebrion. The Richmond RCMP is my local RCMP. I work with them and interact with them a lot. I'm very proud to have them as my local police force. They're the reason that inspired me to make the GTA IV RCMP Clan 2 years ago. You can expect several Richmond RCMP videos! Here is some Richmond RCMP links: Twitter: https://twitter.com/RichmondRCMP Website: http://richmond.rcmp-grc.gc.ca/ViewPage.action?siteNodeId=980&languageId;=1&contentId;=-1 Pictures: https://www.google.ca/search?q=richmond+rcmp&newwindow;=1&espv;=210&es;_sm=122&source;=lnms&tbm;=isch&sa;=X&ei;=G_p9UoTzMsewyQHDlYGwDw&ved;=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw;=1680&bih;=949#facrc=_&imgdii;=_&imgrc;=g1mHpWItfWYatM%3A%3BkMMei5yJ4GXzpM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.richmond.ca%252F__shared%252Fassets%252Fkwokmissing36613.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.richmond.ca%252Fsafety%252Fpolice%252Fnews%252Freleases2013%252Fkwokmissing.htm%3B250%3B252 JOIN OUR NEW GTA V CREW: http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gta_rcmp_clan ^You may be eligible to play with some RCMP Clan members on both PS3 and Xbox 360. We're NOT a GTA V clan though. Therefore, any games wouldn't be official clan patrols or anything like that. Go here to join the clan: gta-rcmpclan.ca Twitter: https://twitter.com/gk6RCMP @gk6RCMP #GTAIVRCMPCLAN Facebook Account: http://www.facebook.com/gta.rcmp.1 gta rcmp Facebook Page: http://www.facebook.com/gtarcmp GTA 4 RCMP Clan YouTube: www.youtube.com/user/xxrangerscopexx1 XxRaNgErScOpExX1 Productions PS3: RaNgErScOpE Use the Clan Tag [RCMP] in Black Ops 2 on PS3, Xbox 360 and PC to join the "RCMP" movement. Proud TGN Partner! http://www.youtube.com/user/TGN -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Media Relations Unit Ask them any questions about the clan! YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/user/RCMPMediaRelations Twitter: https://twitter.com/gtaivrcmpmru Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/gtarcmpclan.mediarelations Email: mrugtaivrcmpclan@gmail.com -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- DISCLAIMER: THE PERSON(S) IN THESE VIDEOS ARE NOT THE REAL RCMP, NOR ARE THEY ASSOCIATED WITH THE REAL RCMP. THIS IS A GAMING CLAN! Click here for the REAL RCMP Website: www.rcmp.gc.ca Here's their official Twitter: www.twitter.com/rcmpgrcpolice Here's their official Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/rcmpgrc If you're interested in joining a Canadian Police force, I recommend the RCMP :)

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Ultimate Drunk Girls Fail Compilation September Week 2013

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Duration: 14:20
Updated: 04 Sep 2013

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THE ULTIMATE DRUNK PEOPLE COMPILATION VIDEO EVER!!!

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Duration: 2:11
Updated: 20 Aug 2013

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23 Reasons You're Glad You Don't Get Drunk

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Duration: 5:41
Updated: 03 Sep 2013

August News Bloopers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpHrizGbHAw Join the community. Send in clips you find online at: http://2bucksentertainment.com My Facebook page for funny images and videos that can't be posted on Youtube: http://Facebook.com/Distractify Check out Fail Compilations: http://www.youtube.com/failarmy Being drunk can have some funny, yet embarrassing consequences. These people prove that sometimes drunks just do the stupidest things! Original Drunk Videos: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUyR_Qv1riE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fv95ZhG_rOk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnsNuc0do7Q https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3p-7_52GLkc http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eae2tlNUtxo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_pFk65JCXs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHuLkzFavOo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8lILKY2Hog http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFwBsjAlq8g https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9aAZ6wmLRg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-M_S9k1s0ig http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVogumKy4hg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGP4L0J4e74 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__i9Pakfixc http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7_6fMCFZ64 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15iTTElzUds http://youtu.be/MZzb-8kdlzY?t=31s http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKgWyfd0kuQ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGERG5WoAY4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Azb8LqUoLLE http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v;=_q4OPDHTOxM http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v;=tscQipoztrk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmLQKGPIbA8#t=47 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Bae-5B2PvA#t=51 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KV7BuaYBYKE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0Xsqo-n_AE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLSiMfLRSNc http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWlLjqtNigQ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Odlo3PHtQo0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dS4h0PNHBmI

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Fail Compilation FUNNIEST DRUNK PEOPLE Episode #1 - December 2012 || TIS ||

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Duration: 7:16
Updated: 18 Aug 2013

Here we go with another EPIC FAILS compilation guys :) This time we have the most drunken clips of december 2012 from all over the word...well, ok, to be hon...

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U.S. Air Force B-2 stealth bomber flies over near Osan U.S. Air Base in Pyeongtaek

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Obama Sends B-52s, and a Message, to China

Bloomberg

26 Nov 2013

The U.S. decision to fly two B-52s through China's claimed "air defense identification zone" around a set of islands disputed between China and Japan was significant in several ways. First, it was a blunt reminder that Northeast Asia remains the world's most combustible geopolitical hot spot. Second, it's a strong signal that the Barack Obama administration is going to stand by its Asia-Pacific allies against Chinese aggression ... The U.S....(size: 3.3Kb)

photo: US Navy / MCS3 Jonah Z. Stepanik

Families affected by Typhoon Haiyan wait for evacuation at the Tacloban airport, Philippines, 22 November, 2013.

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The stench of death remains even as recovery begins

The Gleaner

24 Nov 2013

MANILA, (AP).The death toll from one of the strongest typhoons on record could exceed 6,000. Already, the death toll has risen above 5,000 and with 1,611 persons still unaccounted for Philippine officials say it is likely to climb further, although recovery efforts are beginning to take hold. Interior Secretary Mar Roxas said 4,919 people were killed on Leyte, Samar and nearby islands in the Eastern Visayas region ... SAD RECORD ... ....(size: 2.5Kb)

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China says monitored defiant US bomber flights

Herald Tribune

27 Nov 2013

BEIJING - China says it monitored two unarmed U.S. bombers that flew over the East China Sea just days after Beijing declared it was asserting greater military control over the area. Tuesday's flight of the two B-52 bombers underscored that the U.S. will not comply with China's demand that aircraft flying through its newly declared maritime air defense zone identify themselves and accept Chinese instructions ... All rights reserved ... More... ....(size: 3.5Kb)

photo: AP / Jason DeCrow, File

FILE - In this Sept. 26, 2013 file photo, U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry, left, and Iranian Foreign Minister Javad Zarif, right, attend a meeting of the five permanent members of the Security Council plus Germany during the 68th session of the United Nations General Assembly at the U.N. headquarters in New York. The five permanent U.N. Security Council members and Germany meet Iran in Geneva on Tuesday, Oct. 15, 2013 to try to reduce concerns that Tehran wants to build nuclear weapons while satisfying Iran’s demands to recognize its right to peaceful nuclear activities.

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Islamic Drift Theory and Transitional Tectonics

WorldNews.com

25 Nov 2013

Article by WN.com Correspondent Dallas Darling. Several centuries ago, observers looking at global maps noticed the similarity in outline of the western coast of Africa and the eastern coast of South America. Some begin to speculate that these continents had once been part of the same land mass, which had later separated ... By 1960, evidence proved Wegener's theory showing large scale movements and transitions of the earth's outer layers....(size: 6.9Kb)

photo: AP / Kyodo News

In this photo taken on Sept. 15, 2010, Uotsuri Jima in Japanese and Diaoyu Dao in Chinese, one of main islands among the islets of Senkaku in Japanese and Diaoyu in Chinese, is seen from a patrol aircraft P3C of Japan Maritime Self-Defense Forces as it files over the water in the East China Sea during a press tour arranged by Japan's Defense Ministry. Chinese and Japanese leaders are not planning any talks next week on the sidelines of the U.N. General Assembly, partly because of escalating tension over a collision by a Chinese fishing boat and two Japanese patrol boats near disputed southern islets claimed by both countries, a top Japanese spokesman said Thursday, Sept. 16, as Tokyo stepped up its presence in the area.

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Tokyo rejects China's air rights claim in East China Sea

Canberra Times

25 Nov 2013

The disputed islands known as Senkaku in Japan and Diaoyu in China in the East China Sea. Photo. Reuters. Tokyo. Japan's foreign minister on Sunday refused to recognise China's newly claimed air defense zone over disputed islands, signalling that Japan would not back down as tensions increased in the maritime dispute ... Japan has long maintained a similar air-defence zone over them ... It could also "trigger unpredictable events," he warned ... ....(size: 3.9Kb)

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Ind. officer gets 13 years in fatal crash

The Wichita Eagle

27 Nov 2013

— A former Indianapolis police officer who killed a man and seriously injured two others when he was driving drunk and crashed his police cruiser into two motorcycles stopped at a traffic light was sentenced Tuesday to 13 years in prison ... Bisard did admit he was drunk when he crashed his pickup truck in April 2013 in a separate incident....(size: 2.9Kb)

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Zapruder Analysis of a Fat, Drunk Chicago Bears Fan Smacking Into a Pole

Houston Press

27 Nov 2013

Hell, the people at Golden Tee have built a cottage industry preying on the hyper competitiveness of drunk video golfers in bars ... Drunk hyper competitive is fine, too ... They are clearly drunk, and clearly competitive, but unfortunately instead of burning off some of that steam in a friendly game of ......(size: 1.5Kb)

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>Ind. officer gets 13 years in fatal crash

Seattle Post

27 Nov 2013

(AP) — A former Indianapolis police officer who killed a man and seriously injured two others when he was driving drunk and crashed his police cruiser into two motorcycles stopped at a traffic light was sentenced Tuesday to 13 years in prison ... Bisard did admit he was drunk when he crashed his pickup truck in April 2013 in a separate incident....(size: 3.0Kb)

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Your Best Shot

Times Union

27 Nov 2013

The Safety Tree, a community symbol that honors those killed in drunk ......(size: 0.4Kb)

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>Authorities targeting drunk driving holiday week

Seattle Post

27 Nov 2013

(AP) — Police agencies around the state will be out in force during this long holiday weekend in a concerted effort to crack down on drunk driving....(size: 0.8Kb)

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Authorities targeting drunk driving holiday week

Dayton Daily News

27 Nov 2013

Police agencies around the state will be out in force during this long holiday weekend in a concerted effort to crack down on drunk driving....(size: 0.8Kb)

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Gautier police get DUI grant

San Francisco Chronicle

27 Nov 2013

Data shows that the holiday season is a particularly deadly time of the year due to the increased number of drunk drivers on the roads....(size: 0.9Kb)

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>NY police targeting drunk driving holiday week

Seattle Post

27 Nov 2013

(AP) — Police agencies around New York state will be out in force during this long holiday weekend in a concerted effort to crack down on drunk driving....(size: 0.8Kb)

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Drunken Presi boy suspended OUR BUREAU A first-year undergraduate student of Presidency University was on ...

The Telegraph India

27 Nov 2013

A first-year undergraduate student of Presidency University was on Tuesday suspended for a year after being allegedly caught drunk inside an examination hall ... A teacher said ... When we went near him, we realised that he was dead drunk. ... When his father was summoned to take him home, the boy allegedly insisted that he was not drunk and challenged the authorities decision to bar him from writing the exam ... But the situation has changed ... ....(size: 3.7Kb)

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Minor gang-raped on Borivli Link Road

The Times of India

27 Nov 2013

MUMBAI. A minor girl living alone after being deserted by her mother earlier this year was dragged into a parked vehicle and allegedly gang-raped by four youths as she stepped out for food around 9pm here on Monday. Three of the accused — all drunk and residents of Ganpat Patil Nagar as the 17-year-old survivor — have been arrested ... The trio was drunk ... ....(size: 1.8Kb)

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'She’s going to kill us!' kids yell from school bus

The Columbus Dispatch

27 Nov 2013

Tia Denton told police that she completed her morning bus route, bought a bottle of whiskey at Kroger and went home. She had two beers and a “tall cup” of whiskey ... “Her speech was slightly slurred ... If Denton is convicted of driving drunk, she’ll be banned from the job anyway ... That’s when she called 911 and told the dispatcher she thought that maybe the driver was drunk ... The jail requires medical clearance for arrestees who are too drunk ... ....(size: 4.9Kb)

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Cruiser-cab combo delivers anti-drinking and driving message

Toronto Sun

27 Nov 2013

TORONTO - . Toronto Police will unveil a creative new tool in their campaign against drinking and driving Wednesday ... On the taxi portion is the cost of choosing to take a cab instead. $40. Andrew Murie, CEO of Mothers Against Drunk Driving (MADD), says while national drunk driving numbers remain alarmingly high, creative campaigns such as the force’s Choose Your Ride have made a difference in urban areas such as the GTA ... ....(size: 2.1Kb)

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‘No evidence against general’

Independent online (SA)

27 Nov 2013

Durban - Witnesses who testified in Major-General Bethuel Mondli Zuma’s drunk driving case had tailored their evidence because they found out they were dealing with a “high-profile” person, his attorney argued in the Pietermaritzburg District Court on Tuesday ... He is charged with drunk driving, escaping from custody, defeating the ......(size: 2.8Kb)

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Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
Drunk - Kylie Minogue
Drunk - Ed Sheeran
Drunk - Shandon
Drunk - Vic Chesnutt
Drunk - Tweet
Drunk - Kevin Cossom
Drunk - Zeke
Drunk - Silkworm
Drunk - World Without Sundays
Drunk - Tommy Wallach
Drunk - Twitch
Drunk - Bumblefoot
Drunk - After U

Top Kylie Minogue, Drunk

I'm suffocated with desire
I need to save me from myself
I ache for great experience
There's a riot in my senses
Time and space and hurt and tears are not enough
Love and light and faith and words are not enough
I'm not happy drunk til I'm drunken
Till you take all of me
You put me to the test and I understand
There's more and more and more to know
Don't take me halfway
I won't be contented that way
Time and space and hurt and tears are not enough
Love and light and faith and words are not enough
Time flies like my love for you and
Space grows like my envy for you
Hurt comes like my pain for you and
Tears pour like my lust for you
Love lies like my hope for you and
Light falls like my armour for you
Faith stays like my care for you and
Words wait like my crave for you
I'm not happy drunk till I'm drunken
Till you take all of me
I'm not happy waste till I'm wasted

Top Ed Sheeran, Drunk

I wanna be drunk when I wake up,
On the right side of the wrong bed,
And every excuse I made up,
Tell you the truth I hate,
What didn't kill me, it never made me stronger at all,
Love will scar your makeup lip sticks to me,
So now I'll maybe lean back there
I'm sat here, wishing I was sober,
I know i'll never hold you like I used to
But our house gets cold when you cut the heating,
Without you to hold i'll be freezing,
Can't rely on my heart to beat it
Cause you take part of it every evening,
Take words out of my mouth just from breathing,
Replace with phrases like 'when you leaving me?'
Should I, Should I,
Maybe I'll get drunk, again
I'll be drunk, again, I'll be drunk, again
To feel a little love.
I wanna hold your heart in both hands,
Now I'll watch you fizzle at the bottom of a coke can,
And i've got no plans for the weekend,
So should we speak then? Keep it between friends?
Though I know you'll never love me, like you used to
There maybe other people like us,
Will see the flicker of the clipper when they light our,
Flames just create us, burns dont heal like before
You dont hold me anymore
On cold days Coldplay's out like the band's name
I know i cant heal things with a handshake
You know i can change, as I began saying
You cut me wide open like a landscape
Open bottles of beer but never champagne
To applaud you with the sound that my hands make
Should I? Should I?
Maybe I'll get drunk, again
I'll be drunk, again
I'll be drunk, again
To feel a little love
All by myself
I'm here again
All by myself
You know I'll never change
All by myself
All by myself
I'm just drunk, again x4
I'll be drunk, again
I'll be drunk, again

Top Shandon, Drunk

I can smash your face
Yeah i can do it
I can be a liar
Feel i’m the number one
So i say i’m sorry
I don’t understand
I’m always ready
I’m always right
CAUSE I’M DRUNK, DRUNKI
I can be mighty
And i feel fine
I can be saxy
But this is not enough
I try to forgive
I need excuses
It’s always a party
I’m always right

Top Vic Chesnutt, Drunk

She said it
She should know
She'd by, told by
She knows
She'd been through it
Quantity
What can I say
She should know
I am what I am
She'd been through
Like a gopher
Down to the patch
Get that panic pack
She'd been to Rome, yes
When they do it, do as they do
Oh, Lord, mercy
I think it's quantity
I am what I am
She'd been through
Like a gopher
Down to the patch
I am what I believe
Bad on the head
Like a mad man

Top Tweet, Drunk

Got a five in my pocket
Wanna buy me some gin
A drop of gas in my tank let me think it over again, mmm
Cause I'd rather be drunk and drive away from here
Than to be sober, so sober yea
No friends comin thru
I think I've lost them all
No man to take there place
So I decided to make this call, whoa ho
That I'd rather be drunk on a cloud away from here
I don't wanna be sober, no not sober yea
Broke and alone nowhere to go
And loneliness is hurting me so
Broke and alone, nowhere to go
And loneliness and hurting so
One stog left to light
I think I'll smoke just a half
By the time I finish this drink
I'll roll the last of the grass, yea hey
Cause I'd rather feel pumped
Than to drown in my tears
That'll help me peel over, sleep the night over yea hey
Yeah, yeah, yea yea
Oh I could've swore oh
Sober, sober, sober
And lonliness is killing me slow
Broke and alone, whoo boy, what ever
Did I drink too much
Cause the road is all lop-sided
I only drove a small way
I thought I swore not to take this ride, yea hey
Now my air's being pumped
And I'm drenched in my tears Oh
I don't wanna peel over
Just wanna be sober yea, oooh
Why I had to go
Killing me slow, slow
I wish I could have listened to my conscience
And not drunk a drip
I wouldn't be here in so many pieces

Top Kevin Cossom, Drunk

Danger, Danger
Eh, Ahh (x8)
Baby I, like to close my eyes sometimes and fantasize,
about all of the freaky things i wanna do,
know what you're up to girl, I'm on to you,
oh, oh I'm hypnotized, every time i look you in those pretty eyes,
Hate it girl, you make me wanna reach into my pocket,
pull my money out my wallet, so that we can get intoxicated,
Oh, Oh,
drunk in love, oo hoo,
drunk in love, oo hoo,
can we live for the moment, oo hoo,
drunk in love,
so take a shot, shot, shot of patron with me,
bet you’ll start moving your body uncontrollably,
you’ll be the life of the party if you roll with me,
another round on me, babe, okay,
Baby girl you got me glued (do you know it girl)
fuck you right, I'm hot for you (and i want it girl)
look at what i bought for you (just sip on it girl)
go do what you got to do (taste good don't it)
Girl this might, intensify your feelings but appetite,
will be ready and willing, but that's quite alright,
starin' at me like I'm the one tonight,
Girl, oh, oh feelings mutual,
girl my mentals on the physical,
I'm thinkin' we should hit the bathroom for a quickie,
?? down your Vickies, make sure to leave no bickies, babe,
Oh, Oh,
drunk in love, oo hoo,
drunk in love, oo hoo,
can we live for the moment, oo hoo,
drunk in love,
so take a shot, shot, shot of patron with me,
bet you’ll start moving your body uncontrollably,
you’ll be the life of the party if you roll with me,
another round on me, babe, okay,
Baby girl you got me glued (do you know it girl)
fuck you right, I'm hot for you (and i want it girl)
look at what i bought for you (just sip on it girl)
go do what you got to do (taste good don't it)
go ahead and fill your cup,
baby don't you be afraid once you get enough,
there's plenty where it came from,
we're livin' life,
everythin' is green,

Top Zeke, Drunk

Satan on the left of me
Angel on the right
Went to the Off Ramp and
Got into a fight
That's my life/ Take me out
I'm Drunk
Change my mind/ It's my right
I'm Drunk
Get up in the morning
And I Have another round
Got to get myself a fix
Gotta drink it down

Top Silkworm, Drunk

You drink and drink
You never got a reason
But you put it on my tab
You put it on my tab
You drink and drink
You never got a reason
But you take what you should've left
And leave what you should've grabbed
What drunk with any common sense at all
Would mix his beer and gin like that?
You must really want to get it back
Or may I suggest a draft to help you digest
The sugar in that Boone's Farm Wine
Or any other really cheap apple kind
You drink and drink
You never got a reason
But you put it on my tab
You put it on my tab
You drink and drink
You never got a reason
But you take what you should've left
And leave what you should've grabbed
What kind of drunk with any self-respect at all
Would give up on his friends that way
Would give in to the pressure's sway?
I never asked you to swim
In that soup bowl of contempt
So full of wine and bar mop slop
Spilling on the girls like a bull in a china shop
You drink and drink
You never got a reason
But you put it on my tab
You put it on my tab
You drink and drink
You never got a reason
But you take what you should've left
And leave what you should've grabbed
What drunk with any common sense at all
Would mix his beer and gin like that?
You must really want to get it back
Did I ever ask you to swim
In that soup bowl of our contempt?
So full of wine and bar mop slop
Spilling on the girls like a bull in a china shop
You drink and drink
You never got a reason
But you put it on my tab
You put it on my tab
You drink and drink
You never got a reason
But you take what you should've left
And leave what you should've grabbed
You take what you [Incomprehensible]

Top World Without Sundays, Drunk

If I told you I was drunk
Drunk on your smile
Wasted on your eyes
And most of your wine
Would you be kind
To someone so shy
And take advantage
Of me tonight
cause I, I swear I wouldn't mind
No I, I swear I wouldn't mind
If I told you I was done
Acting so cool
Would you then say
It wasn't working anyway
Im not your type
But that's alright
cause you're feeling drunk
So I'll do for tonight
cause I, I swear I wouldn't mind
No I, I swear I wouldn't mind
If I told you I was drunk
Drunk on your smile
Wasted on your eyes
And most of your wine
Would you be kind
To someone so shy
And take advantage

Top Tommy Wallach, Drunk

I got a giftFrom the bartender
The drink I bought for you, marked
'Return to sender'
I may be drunk
I may be sober
Scratch that, I'm drunk
Won't you come over?
I wanna tell you, oh-so-much, how much I love you
But I'm drunk
My faculties
May be a shambles
But that just means
There's no preamble
Oh, in vino veritas, I say I love you
But I'm drunk
I stumble in your general direction
The world's a whirling dervish
But I trip on myself trying to hide my erection
Why you make me so nervous?
Now I'm so drunk
That I can't stand
So I reach out
And take your hand
Say, 'Won't you lead me onwards upwards to the dance
floor?
We'll dance drunk
Oh, dance drunk with me!'
Now I hold you close to keep from fallin'
It's worth the worst hangover
And now your lips are softly callin'
Lord, I hope I never get sober
'Cause when I'm drunk
I'm Casanova
Well who'd've thunk
I'd win you over?
With such ease and bonhomie
I get to thinking
You must be drunk
So what, I'm drunk
Oh, let's be drunk
Pass me that bottle, I'm...

Top Twitch, Drunk

You wake up in the morning
Still wearing your clothes
Your head thumps out a warning
The kind you just dont wanna know
You walk out of your room
And you try to remember the show
Scratch your head and try as you might
You can't remember nothing at all
Cous you got drunk
Can't remember nothing at all
Need something to kick you in the ass
Just a little hit so that you gonna last
Cous you've gotta work today
Ain't no time for play
You gotta keep moving on
Gotta get some more cash

Top Bumblefoot, Drunk

You're a pain in my ass
You make me wanna die
Or kill or try to forget the remains of my life
I feel so hostile when you're around
Stumbling in the dark, through the trailer park
While the sky's falling down
I see your face in every drop of golden urine
Reflections rippling in the bowl, the room is spinning
I fall to my knees, oh God, please, I'm losing everything
Retasting nachos, exhaling beer, I love getting drunk
I faked a back injury to stay unemployed
But now the nagging pain is real
And we're both in the void
It's time for dinner, while the dog food's still cold
I'm watching the game, words grow loud and profane
I storm out the door
I see your face in every drop of golden urine
Reflections rippling in the bowl, the room is spinning
I fall to my knees, oh God, please, I'm losing everything
Retasting nachos, exhaling beer, I love getting drunk
I used to love you many years ago
But my blood content changed
Those days so far away, and so many to go
I see your face in every drop of golden urine
Reflections rippling in the bowl, the room is spinning
I fall to my knees, oh God, please, I'm losing everything
Retasting nachos, exhaling beer, I love getting drunk
Defacing my clothes with belly stain
And smelling like a skunk
Replacing myself in public places

Top After U, Drunk

You're there in all my thoughts, you're there in all my dreams,
Now you are here, and it's hard to believe.
Seems like yesterday, when I was on my own.
What I could do, I'd do you here?
All I want is to be with you and I will always be true.
You said that when I go to bed, thoughts of you fill my head.
I'm just waiting for the day you and I run away.
You said I know, you can see how special you are to me.
Now that you're here, my dreams have come true.
With you by my side, my worries are gone.
Looking back on how things have changed.
Now that I have heard you say:
"All I want is to be with you and I will always be true.
You said that when I go to bed, thoughts of you fill my head.
I'm just waiting for the day you and I run away.
You said I know, you can see how special you are to me."