Jones, Paula Filmography

• A Walk to Remember
  2002, role: actress , character name: Sally
• That Darn Cat
  1997, role: actress , character name: Kid #2
• Jack Be Nimble
  1993, role: actress , character name: Tina
• The Man Who Loved Women
  1983, role: actress
• The Million Dollar Face
  1981, role: actress
• Death Ray 2000
  1981, role: actress , character name: Ground hostess
• Loving Couples
  1980, role: actress , character name: Salesgirl
• Movie Movie
  1978, role: actress , character name: Chorus Girl

Jones, Paula Filmography

• The Hunting of the President
  2004, role: actress , character name: Herself - Clinton Accuser
• The Power of Nightmares: The Rise of the Politics of Fear
  2004, role: actress , character name: Herself
• Celebrity Boxing
  2002, role: actress , character name: Herself
• The Clinton Chronicles
  1994, role: actress , character name: Herself - Interviewee
• Rush Limbaugh
  1992, role: miscellaneous crew

Jones, Paula A. Filmography

• The We and the I
  2012, role: actress , character name: Passenger 7

Famous quotes by Paula Jones:

"It's really difficult for them to sit and do their work because they are some worried, concerned about where their next meal is coming from. Who's going to be home when they get home in the afternoon? Are they going to get to come to school the next day?"

"That's our biggest concern right now is that we did have everybody's personal information stored on our computers."

"They just pretty much clipped the cords on the computers and took all three of the towers and took one complete computer system."

"Did you have an extramarital affair with Monica Lewinsky?"

"We have a wonderful, wonderful group of teachers and staff. They are the best. Our community, our parents, our board of education -- all the people who work with our teachers and staff -- make us truly blessed for all of our great teamwork."

"We care for our children. And the most important thing is that we want them to achieve the highest degree of success,"

"previous perjured answers he gave under oath in a sexual harassment lawsuit."

"If Bill Clinton could have taken care of this a long time ago with a quiet apology, it would have been all water under the bridge ... He alone is responsible for the route it has taken."

"No matter who the man is, nobody can treat you like this and use you and just throw you out the door like some piece of meat."

"I'm a stay-at-home mom. And I have got three boys. And I have a 15-month-old. And I'm going to real estate school."

"I felt like all of the American people did not believe me because of the things that were said about me, and said that people would say that it was just for the money, and it wasn't about the money. It was about what he did to me. And I knew I was telling the truth."

"I think I have made an impact in the workplace and I do believe that will prevail over any of the other things in the end."

"I told the truth, and I did it on national TV in a lie-detector test."

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Billy Jonas - Billy Jonas
• What Kind Of Cat Are You - Billy Jonas
• Some Houses - Billy Jonas
• Old St. Helen - Billy Jonas
• Nocturnal - Billy Jonas
• Nine-foot Dragon & A Four-foot Boy - Billy Jonas
• I spy - Billy Jonas
• Bear To The Left - Billy Jonas
• Yes! We Have No Bananas - Billy Jones

What kind of cat hangs out in your house? HOUSE CAT!
What kind of cat hangs out in the alley? ALLEY CAT!
What kind of cat is a chocolate candy bar? KIT KAT!
What kind of cat are you? What kind of cat are you?
Tell me tell me true, what kind of cat are you?
I'll give you some clues. What kind of cat are you?
What kind of cat has the first name of Tom? TOM CAT!
What kind of cat is really really scared? SCAREDY-CAT!
What kind of cat hangs out at the copy shop? COPYCAT!
What kind of cat is actually a fish? CATFISH!
What kind of cat breaks into places at night? CAT BURGLAR!
What kind of cat hangs out with Bat Man? CAT WOMAN!
What kind of cat has a thousand legs? CATERPILLAR!
What kind of cat is a big expensive car? CADILLAC!
What kind of cat is a great big disaster? CATASTROPHE!
What kind of cat is an even bigger disaster? CATACLYSM!
What kind of cat rhymes with that and is a long religious ecitation?
CATECHISM!
What kind of cat is connected to the engine of your car?
CATALYTIC CONVERTER!
What kind of cat facilitates a chemical reaction? CATALYST!
What kind of cat comes in the mail from Sears? CATALOGUE!
What kind of cat is a group of things that are similar? CATEGORY!
What kind of cat is a whole bunch of cows? CATTLE!
What kind of cat throws stuff over the wall of a castle? CATAPULT!
What kind of cat tunnels under the castle? CATACOMB!
What kind of cat floats on two pontoons? CATAMARAN!
What kind of cat takes a picture of the inside of your body? CAT SCAN!
What kind of cat obscures your vision? CATARACT!
What kind of cat is being followed by a moon shadow? CAT STEVENS!
What kind of cat is the capital of Nepal? KATMANDU!

What kind of cat hangs out in your house? HOUSE CAT!
What kind of cat hangs out in the alley? ALLEY CAT!
What kind of cat is a chocolate candy bar? KIT KAT!
What kind of cat are you? What kind of cat are you?
Tell me tell me true, what kind of cat are you?
I'll give you some clues. What kind of cat are you?
What kind of cat has the first name of Tom? TOM CAT!
What kind of cat is really really scared? SCAREDY-CAT!
What kind of cat hangs out at the copy shop? COPYCAT!
What kind of cat is actually a fish? CATFISH!
What kind of cat breaks into places at night? CAT BURGLAR!
What kind of cat hangs out with Bat Man? CAT WOMAN!
What kind of cat has a thousand legs? CATERPILLAR!
What kind of cat is a big expensive car? CADILLAC!
What kind of cat is a great big disaster? CATASTROPHE!
What kind of cat is an even bigger disaster? CATACLYSM!
What kind of cat rhymes with that and is a long religious ecitation?
CATECHISM!
What kind of cat is connected to the engine of your car?
CATALYTIC CONVERTER!
What kind of cat facilitates a chemical reaction? CATALYST!
What kind of cat comes in the mail from Sears? CATALOGUE!
What kind of cat is a group of things that are similar? CATEGORY!
What kind of cat is a whole bunch of cows? CATTLE!
What kind of cat throws stuff over the wall of a castle? CATAPULT!
What kind of cat tunnels under the castle? CATACOMB!
What kind of cat floats on two pontoons? CATAMARAN!
What kind of cat takes a picture of the inside of your body? CAT SCAN!
What kind of cat obscures your vision? CATARACT!
What kind of cat is being followed by a moon shadow? CAT STEVENS!
What kind of cat is the capital of Nepal? KATMANDU!

HOUSES! SOME HOUSES! SOME HOUSES! SOME HOUSES!
Some houses are made of wood; bang on them and they sound good!
I live in a big kalimba; bang on them like a big marimba!
They come from trees, which came from seeds, which grow out of THE
GROUND!
Which lives in a house that's spinning 'round and 'round
If you get dizzy, get out into the sun
And bang on the door of the house where your house comes from!
Some houses are made of metal; bang on them they sound incredible!
I live in a big tin can; bang on them like a steel drum band!
They come from iron, which came from ore, which came from mines,
which came from rocks, which came from THE GROUND!
Which lives in a house that's spinning 'round and 'round
If you get dizzy, get out into the sun
And bang on the door of the house where your house comes from!
Some houses are made of plastic; bang on them they sound fantastic!
I live in a styrene dome; bang on them and call 'em home!
They come from plastic, which came from petrochemicals,
which came from oil, which came from Saudi Arabia, which came
from THE GROUND!
Which lives in a house that's spinning 'round and 'round
If you get dizzy, get out into the sun
And bang on the door of the house where your house comes from!
Some houses are made of cloth; rub on them they might fall off!
I live in a cotton weave; rub on them like the rustling leaves!
They come from cotton, which came from plants,
which came from seeds, which came from THE GROUND!
Which lives in a house that's spinning 'round and 'round
If you get dizzy, get out into the sun
And bang on the door of the house where your house comes from!
Some houses are made of flesh; bang on them and speak gibberish!
I live in a house of skin; squeeze yourself like an accordion!
You came from your parents, who came from their parents,
who came from their parents, who all came from THE GROUND!
Which lives in a house that's spinning 'round and 'round
If you get dizzy, get out into the sun

She got mad and lost her head
OLD ST. HELEN!
Sky turned black and the trees fell dead
OLD ST. HELEN!
Cleanup crews were working hard
OLD ST. HELEN!
They had to change that postcard
OLD ST. HELEN!
Oh, oh, oh, the mountains gonna blow!
Oh, oh, oh, the lava's gonna flow!
Oh, oh, oh, the ash is gonna rise!
Oh, oh, oh, there were pieces of the
mountain in your eyes, Up your nose
and down your chest! A little bit
deeper on every breath! She don't
care your point of view, now the
mountain's part of you!
RUMBLE!!!
Truman lived by Spirit Lake
OLD ST. HELEN!
They told him to leave, he said,"Aww,
give me a break!"
OLD ST. HELEN!
"I've lived on this mountain fifty years!"
OLD ST. HELEN!
"Ain't nothing moving me from here!"
OLD ST. HELEN!
May 18th, at 8:32
OLD ST. HELEN!
In 1980 that's when she blew
OLD ST. HELEN!
Old man Truman did not dodge
OLD ST. HELEN!
She covered him up inside his lodge
OLD ST. HELEN!
Ten years later I came by
OLD ST. HELEN!
Looking at the sights and the things
to buy
OLD ST. HELEN!
In between the mobile homes
OLD ST. HELEN!
I see she's got a brand new dome

Hey, hey, middle of the night
Hey, hey, everything's alright
Hey, hey, what's that sound?
Nocturnal animals coming 'round
Over by the thicket, I heard the CRICKETS
Over by the lake, I heard the SNAKES
Over by the thicket, I hear the CRICKETS
Over by the bog, I hear the FROGS
And over by the lake, I hear the SNAKES
And over by the thicket, I hear those CRICKETS
Over the roof, I hear a WOLF
And over by the bog, I hear the FROGS
And over by the lake, I hear the SNAKES
And over by the thicket, I hear those CRICKETS
Over by the door, I heard my brother SNORE
And over the roof, I hear a WOLF
And over by the bog, I hear those FROGS
And over by the lake, I hear those SNAKES

-foot dragon and a four-foot boy
The boy has a weapon, but it's only a toy
The dragon is big and mean and scary
Boy has the advantage; dragon is imaginary
Dragon says, "Boy, I'm gonna EAT YOU UP!!!"
The boy pulls out his paper cup
The dragon says, "Whatcha gonna do
with that?"
The boy says, "It's my magic hat!"
Can you believe? Imagine THIS!
Can you believe? Imagine THAT!
Can you believe? Imagination where it's at!
The boy put the cup on top of his head
The dragon started laughing, and his face
turned red
The boy got a string and tied him up
And covered his snout with the paper cup
The dragon said, "Hey, let me go!"
The boy said, "Uh, how 'bout....no."
The moral of the story is a big sensation:
Watch out for little boys with a

I spy with my little eye
something that rhymes with FALL
It's something in this room --
it's the ... WALL!
HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO!
HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO-OH-OH!
I spy with my little eye
something that rhymes with HAIR
It's something in this room --
it's the ... CHAIR!
I spy with my little eye
something that rhymes with CRUMB
It's something in this room --
it's the ... DRUM!
I spy with my little eye
something that rhymes with ______
It's something in this room --

Traveling, traveling, traveling on
I bumped into my friend John
I said, "Hey John, which way should I go?"
He said, "Follow the animals, they all know....
You gotta BEAR to the left...."
But something was lacking, so I went back, and
he said, "Oh yeah -- I forgot:
You gotta BEAR to the left and SNAKE to the right...."
But something was lacking, so I went back, and
he said, "Oh yeah -- I forgot:
You gotta BEAR to the left and SNAKE to the right
WEASEL on down and DUCK outta sight...."
But something was lacking, so I went back, and
he said, "Oh yeah -- I forgot:
You gotta BEAR to the left and SNAKE to the right
WEASEL on down and DUCK outta sight
HORSE around, FLOUNDER about...."
But something was lacking, so I went back, and
he said, "Oh yeah -- I forgot:
You gotta BEAR to the left and SNAKE to the right
WEASEL on down and DUCK outta sight
HORSE around, FLOUNDER about
WORM your way in and BUG out!"
I STEERED straight home, I YAKKED on the phone

There's a fruit store on our street
It's run by a Greek.
And he keeps good things to eat
But you should hear him speak!
When you ask him anything, he never answers "no".
He just "yes"es you to death,
And as he takes your dough, he tells you...
"Yes! We have no bananas
We have no bananas today!!
We have string beans and onions, cabBAges and scallions
And all kinds of fruit and say
We have an old fashioned toMAHto
A Long Island poTAHto, but
Yes! We have no bananas
We have no bananas today!"
Business got so good for him that he wrote home today,
"Send me Pete and Nick and Jim; I need help right away."
When he got them in the store, there was fun, you bet.
Someone asked for "sparrow grass"
and then the whole quartet
All answered:
"Yes, we have no bananas
We have-a no bananas today.
Just try those coconuts
Those wall-nuts and doughnuts
There ain't many nuts like they.
We'll sell you two kinds of red herring,
Dark brown, and ball-bearing.
But yes, we have no bananas