Rod the Stormtrooper (2009)

Actors

• Brad Schinkel (director)
• Brad Schinkel (composer)
• Brad Schinkel (editor)
• Brad Schinkel (writer)
• Brad Schinkel (miscellaneous crew)
• Brad Schinkel (actor)
• Brad Schinkel (producer)
• Brad Schinkel (producer)
• Sabrina Campbell (actress)
• John-Paul Borchardt (actor)
• Mike Delisle (composer)
• Christopher Lee Grant (actor)
• Mike Delisle (actor)
• Mike Delisle (producer)
• Ryan John Patterson (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Sci-Fi
• Short

Taglines:

Every Saga Has Its Obsessive Fans...

Canada: A People's History (2000)

Actors

• Adolf Hitler (actor)
• Charles Chaplin (actor)
• Mary Pickford (actress)
• Franklin D. Roosevelt (actor)
• Winston Churchill (actor)
• Douglas Fairbanks (actor)
• Stephen McHattie (actor)
• Theodore Roosevelt (actor)
• Arthur Holden (actor)
• Daniel Pilon (actor)
• Luba Goy (actress)
• Maxim Roy (actress)
• Leonard Cohen (actor)
• Lorne Brass (actor)
• Alexander Bisping (actor)

Genres

• History

Taglines:

Canada's story through the eyes of the people who lived it.

Carry on Columbus (1992)

Actors

• Leslie Phillips (actor)
• Rik Mayall (actor)
• Keith Allen (actor)
• Jon Pertwee (actor)
• Larry Miller (actor)
• Burt Kwouk (actor)
• June Whitfield (actress)
• Peter Rogers (producer)
• Bernard Cribbins (actor)
• Richard Wilson (actor)
• James Faulkner (actor)
• Martin Clunes (actor)
• Charles Fleischer (actor)
• Gerald Thomas (director)
• Allan Corduner (actor)

Genres

• Action
• Adventure
• Comedy
• Romance

Taglines:

Up your anchor for a well crewed voyage

Quotes:

The Wazir: [after a messenger arrives] He brings news of what the Lisbonians are getting up to.::The Sultan: I don't care what they get up to, as long as they don't do it in the street and frighten the camels!::The Wazir: No, no, sir, the city of Lisbon.::The Sultan: Oh! The one in Portugal?::The Wazir: Quite correct, O mighty one.

Fatima: You mean, the sharks won't eat me whole?::Marco the Cereal Killer: Oh, no! I'm told they spit that bit out first!

Nina the Model: Well I'm off to Italy next week. Michelangelo wants to do me up on the ceiling.::Christopher Columbus: Well you mind you hang onto something while you're up there!

Don Juan Diego: Here, we just had a leak in the hold.::Bart Columbus: Oh did you? Well next time do it over the side!

Christopher Columbus: [a slave presents the Chief and Columbus with cigars] What do you make of it?::Mordecai Mendoza: Some kind of vegetable? Looks like old dried cabbage. [Columbus takes a bite] What does it taste like?::Christopher Columbus: Horse shit.::Mordecai Mendoza: Is it cooked?::Christopher Columbus: If it is they should shoot the cook. [the slave lights the Chief's cigar] Well I'll be damned! Look at that. They cook it while you're eating it.::Mordecai Mendoza: So try it cooked. [the slave lights Columbus' cigar. He has a puff] What's it taste like now?::Christopher Columbus: Still tastes like horse shit.

Fatima: [Last line] Carry on, Columbus.

Mississippi Masala (1991)

Actors

• Denzel Washington (actor)
• Anjan Srivastav (actor)
• Charles S. Dutton (actor)
• Sharmila Tagore (actress)
• Mohan Agashe (actor)
• Roshan Seth (actor)
• Mira Nair (producer)
• Mira Nair (director)
• Mira Nair (actress)
• Roberto Silvi (editor)
• Sarita Choudhury (actress)
• Lydia Dean Pilcher (producer)
• Sherrill Smith (miscellaneous crew)
• Ranjit Chowdhry (actor)
• Michael Nozik (producer)

Genres

• Comedy
• Drama
• Romance

Taglines:

Passion. Tradition. Mix It Up.
Romeo and Juliet had it easy.

Quotes:

Jammubhai: I'm ashamed of you! I am so ashamed of you!::Anil: [referring to Meena's family] Why do you always take their side? I worked hard for this motel and I am *not* running a charity!::Jammubhai: Anil, you have become American.::Anil: So what? I'm living in America! You don't like it? Then go back to India!

Jay: You gave an interview on BBC saying that Amin was evil. Are you mad? What about Kinnu? What about Meena? Do you ever think of them?::Jay: What should I have done? Remain silent? That is the coward's way!::Okelo: Don't talk to me about cowards! That's what you are. You're not leaving because you're scared to leave. You are scared of leaving Uganda.::Jay: Why should I go? Why should I go? Okelo, this is my home.::Okelo: Not anymore, Jay. Africa is for Africans. *Black* Africans.

Meena: [after Jay and Kinnu discover her and Demetrius's relationship] What about me? What about me? I've never asked you for anything! Never expected anything! I'm 24 years old, and I'm still here! Stuck *here!* You think I'm happy? I love him. That's not a crime, is it?::Kinnu: You call this love? When all you have done is bring such shame upon our heads?::Meena: I didn't do anything! *They* barged in!::Jay: Don't answer back! At least have the decency to be sorry!::Meena: I am sorry about this mess, but I'm not sorry I'm in love with him.

Williben Williams: What's wrong with you, boy? Don't you know the rules?::Demetrius Williams: Daddy, I didn't do nothing wrong.::Williben Williams: Mr. Morgan helped you get that loan to start up this business. Now, how am I going to be able to show my face around them after this?::Aunt Rose: That Mr. Morgan, he didn't give his own money. All he did was recommend Demetrius to the bank! See, all you and the rest of them want is for him to know his place and stay in it! But the days of slavery, they're over, Williben!::Dexter Williams: Yeah, boy!::Aunt Rose: *Hush!*::Dexter Williams: [falls silent]

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Pontiac - Lyle Lovett
• Pontiac - Tilt
• Pontiac - Little Big Town

I park my pontiac
Down the hill out in back
Late every afternoon
With a coke and a cigarette
And all of the neighbors there
They see a nice old man
And the girl there across the street
She sits on her front porch swing
She never realized
What I told her with my eyes
How back in the second war
I killed twenty German boys
With my own bare hands
And the woman inside my house
She won't stop talking
She never says a thing
She just keeps talking
And I might just leave her still
After the sun goes down

There but for the grace of god go I
Grew up on the same block I wonder why
Why you were the one to take a dive
And I got to go on with my life
The hand of fate is random I'm alive
Ain't no reason or no rhyme
We are practically the same
I sing your requiem
I lose another friend
But I remain to receive your wake up call
Pontiac I love you and I miss you
It's easier to love you now that you're gone
Now I know the things I should've said to you
Now you're gone
Sure beats me why we didn't die
The time we brewed that cocktail "death surprise"
Mixed in all the pills your mama had
And washed it all down with my daddy's gin
The hand of fate is random I'm alive
Ain't no reason or no rhyme
We are practically the same
I sing your requiem
I lose another friend
But I remain to receive your wake up call
Pontiac I love you and I miss you
It's easier to miss you now that you're gone
Now I know the things I should've said to you
Now you're gone

Another long lonely nights
Wrestling with what he'd done and what's he might
Do while she cries
She's had enough, she's waking up and she decides
She'd rather try to brave it on her own
This hollow house has never been a home
Tired of living a life like that
Giving a love she don't get back
Lies as big as a Pontiac
Rolling all over her
Tired of the words that just won't stick
She knows not to believe it
No more hanging on to what will never be
No more hanging on to what will never be
Straight down the line
She misread his every move each and every time
And if love once was blind
She's opened up her eyes to see the fading light
She's been a prisoner of her emptiness
Locked in a box of her own loneliness
Tired of living a life like that
Giving a love she don't get back
Lies as big as a Pontiac
Rolling all over her
Tired of the words that just won't stick
She knows not to believe it
No more hanging on to what will never be
No more hanging on to what will never be
She'd rather try to brave it on her own
This hollow house has never been a home
Tired of living a life like that
Giving a love she don't get back
Lies as big as a Pontiac
Rolling all over her
Tired of the words that just won't stick
She knows not to believe it
No more hanging on to what will never be
No more hanging on to what will never be
No more hanging on, hanging on