chorus:
Daddy where ever you are remember me
In what ever you do I love you
Daddy where ever you are remember me
In what ever you do I love you
You left for the city many years ago
Promised to come back
And take care of us
Many years have gone by now
Still no sign of you Daddy
Mother died of a heart attack
Many years ago when she heard
That you were married again
Now, I' m the only one left
In the family
Chorus:
Wandering up and down
The streets of Soweto
No place to call my home
I tried to find you
Many years ago
But the women you' re married to
was no good at all
Chorus:
Daddy yo!!!
Chorus till fade
Julio Iglesias
Jacked off in outer-spacias
Did 69 with the pope in the butthole
Rammed that sucker head down that throat now
Julio he had a mole
Went to the doctor with a fiery pole
Saw the nurse what did he see
Loved to watch his sister pee
I can't believe it
Talking to people here
Cowboys and Indians
Have taken control
It really was a wild one
But summer has come and gone
A lot of nice people would fade away
Hold back seasons
Take back the memory
Hold on to something
Better hold on to you
It really was a wild one
But summer has come and gone
I'm flying, I'm flying away
All night long my body burned, the sheets were wet and cold
The lights were on, my eyes were gone, and any second lose control
The pounding in my window or just the pounding in my head
I wonder who was in my room last night.
Who the hell was in my bed?
There must have been a body there
I swear I smelled some flesh
It took a little time but I figured they were mine
There were fingers going down my chest
My mouth went through the ceiling and my body fell to the floor
I couldn't find a key cause there was nothing I could see
And so I ran through the door
The cops, the priest, the crisis line, and no one really had a clue
No one to tell us who was touchin' me
Or exactly what I could do
My throat was dry my hopes were high
But nothing really ever got said
But who was in my room last night?
And all the sailors who were junkies
All went sailing out to sea
And the white man sold qualopes to the monkeys
And they all died high up in the trees
And all the teachers who were flunkies
They all taught you and me
And the white men, I`ll be goddamned if they`re
Still selling qualopes to the monkeys
Take me, break me
Tell me a good one and maybe I'll cry
Go with me, show me
Tell me a good one and maybe I'll die
Lately I've been dancing in ceiling fans
Into the kitchen and out the back gate
Well I know it sounds strange but it could be the other way
Round to the ground where I know I must stay
Take me, break me
Tell me a good one and maybe I'll cry
Go with me, show me
Tell me a good one and maybe I'll die
Lately I've been dancing in ceiling fans
Circled in secrets, playing a game
Well I know it sounds strange but it could be the other way
Round to a town where they don't know your name
There's a time to fuck and a time to crave,
But the Shah sleeps in Lee Harvey's Grave!
There's a time to shit and a time for God,
The last shit that I took was pretty fuckin' odd!
There's a time for drugs and a time to be sane,
Jimi Hendrix makes love to Marilyn's remains!
There's a time to live and a time to die,
I smoke Elvis Presley's toenails when I wanna get high!
There's a time to fuck and a time to crave,
But the Shah sleeps in Lee Harvey's Grave!
Yeah, I am the ultimate God!
Don't even think of looking with your naked eye, motherfucker.
"Sea Ferring" -- the Butthole Surfers
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His life as strange as it seems
It lies on it's side and screams
And nothing is quite what it
Dreams when it walks
PLays when it talks!
Dah da do
da da de dum
da da de dum
da da de dum
da da de dum
doo aaaaaaaaahhhhhh
All I want was a dream
You are luckiy if you escape with a scream
Where nothing is quite what it
seems when she walks
plays when she talks
and the earth screams like madmen
--MORE-- they laugh when she talks
strange that you thought
that the earth fell like the pouring rain
when its hot like it or not
you'll dream again again again
aaaaaaahhhhhhhh
brains when she talks
a cane when she walks
and the earth screams like a madman
in love when she talks
I know I have thoughts
and they all fall to pieces
when I speak I get cold
and I'm getting old
and we all scream again! again! again!
aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
like a tick farm, like a sea horse, like a graveyard like a moron, like
a girlfriend like a tissue like a cardboard like a brick wall like a dream,
waiting to be
like a ball park like a hiccup like a blood clot like a brain stroke like
a long drip like a ??? like a dream , that I can see
like a house wife like a rapist like a tea cup like a bed pan like a cold
sore like an old friend, nothing seems so removed
but love is hard when you're true
and twice is far from the
Eath when it walks
and I know I can talk
but the words hover like a thousand vericose flies that know me
and I know I can see
but my eyes fill with pride and stupidity
this I know and I'm getting old
so I scream again again again
Everybody's been caught in the act
Everybody's been caught in the act
Everybody's been caught in the act of love
I find it hard to believe
This has happened to me
I've fallen again and I'm on my knees
I'm baring my soul and it's all for you
That's what I always seem to do
I can see no other way
Than to give you all my love
So I'll take it slow
But before you know it
You've tied up my heart
I'm in chains
I've been caught
In the act of love
I feel so crazy
What can I do
I've been caught
In the act of love
And it's all down to you
I've fallen in love
I've opened my heart and I'll let you in
I should have been patient be sure I'll win
But there's nothing I could ever hide
I may be a fool but it's all for you
I can se no other way
Than to give you
all my love
So I'll take it slow
But before you you know it
You've tied up my heart, I'm in chains
Well all of my friends, baby
They're going insane, now
Look up at my fingers, baby
Get lost in the rain
Halfway off the ground
Jumping up and down
Afraid to hear the sound
Of all that's going down
Na na na na baby
Hey Hey Hey Hey
Dear Baby Jesus
Here are my shoes
They don't smell so hot
But they've never read the news
Well all of my friends, baby
They thought I'm insane, now
Look up at my fingers, darlin
Get lost in the rain
Walking through a haze
Of shattered memories
They're flying through the trees
Their roots are at my knees
Na na na na baby
Hey Hey Hey Heeeeeeeeey
Daddy?
Yes, son.
What does regret mean?
Well son, the funny thing about regret is that it's better to regret
something you have done than
to Regret something that you haven't done
And by the way, If you see your mom this weekend, will you be sure and
tell her...
Ten, Ten years,
Ten years to young to die
To many times I tried to talk
You still don't understand
To many times you tried to say
I`m not your kind of man
Still it's time for me to come
I really want to know
Is it time for me to come
Or time for me to go
Sunday morning got to settle down
Got to get my feet back on the ground
Ten, ten years,
Ten years to young to die
Ten, nine, eight, a-seven, six
To many times you tried to talk,
I still don't understand
To many times you tried to say
I`m not your kind of man
Still it's time for me to come
I really want to know
Is it time for me to stay
Or time for me to go
Someday, Monday got to settle down
Got to get my feet back on the ground
Thursday, Friday, got nothing to show
Got to be this punk I just don't know
Someday, Monday got to settle down
Got to get my feet back on the ground
Wensday, Thursday, got nothing to show
I knew he would do something very odd...
Come on everybody, now you've got to understand
In these times of revolution well you've got to be a little sensitive
Now...wait a second people, now you've got to get a life
We're gonna have a revolution and we don't even know why
Brothers...sisters, too
Revolution...don't know what to do
Come on everybody now, you've got to get a life
In these times of revolution now you must be prepared to die
Now...wait a second people, now don't you think it's go a little out of
hand?
In these times of counter-revolution you're going to encounter a
counter-revolutionary man
Well, well I been movin' down to Florida.
And I'm gonna bowl me a perfect game.
Well I'm gonna cut off my leg down in Florida, child.
And I'm gonna dance one-legged off in the rain.
Now, they say that Sidney Poitier was a blind man.
And they say that LBJ was a Soviet Jew.
When I go down Florida Way,
They're ain't no kind of sexual healing that I would not, could not,
should
Not do, stick it right here.
Well I been movin' down to Florida.
I'm gonna potty train the chairman Mao.
I'm gonna make the governor write my doodoo a letter, child.
And I'm gonna grind me up a White Castle side out of India's sacred cow.
Well, I been movin' down Florida Way,
And I'm gonna build me the atomic bomb.
Well, I'm gonna hold time hostage down in Florida, child.
Ain't nobody, said ain't nobody gonna tell me what to do. Right here.
By this time I guess you've figured out about Florida.
Drink the muddy water in the Vaseline stain.
They be makin' tadpoles the size of Mercuries down in Florida.
That be tellin' Julio Iglesias what to sing, now.
Now, whoever said that Sidney Poitier was a blind man,
Knew the same of Elvis Presley, too.
When I go down Florida Way,
Ain't nobody, said ain't nobody gonna tell me what to do. Right here.
Well I been goin' down to Florida.
Pole cats lie naked in the Seminole sin.
When I go down Florida Way,
Like Vince, I wanna' win.
Well I went down to Florida.
I got hurt.
I took the children down to Florida.
I stuck the dick down in the dirt.
Get that boy down to Florida.
Give him a switch blade.
Get along lonesome bulldog it's turning to spring
Get along lonesome bulldog it's that time again
Though it's raining, stop complaining
There's a long road to bear
Get along lonesome bulldog
Get along over there
Get along lonesome bulldog in spring
(spoken)Well, Mohatma Ghandi was a little spindly-bottomed
raggedy-headed boy that grew
up In a Western-Kentucky village called Johnstonville, in Harrison
county, and there he grew
up. His mother was a white woman; His father was a rastafarian who
refused to buy the family
Seafood on their outings. And there he developed a taste for
convertables, blonde-headed
women, And he had a big old long Indian dick...So get along little
Mohatma Ghandi, get along
in the Spring. Well, pretty soon little Mohatma Ghandi was going three
hundred miles an hour,
and I'll Tell you what. He was going three hundred miles an hour because
his strangely
turbocharged Penis-head was making him do it that way. Just kidding.
Mohatma Ghandi had a
tremendous Career in high school, in college, and in law school, and in
the House of
Representatives.There he Found himself as a presidential candidate. He
met up with Mary-Jo
Kopechne and across the Chappaquadick bridge they did ride. So get along
little Mohatma
this is how
it begins
push it away but it all comes back again
all the flesh
all the sin
there was a time when it used to mean just about everything
just like now
breathe, echoing the sound
time starts slowing down
sink until I drown
(please) I don't ever want to make it stop
and it keeps repeating
will you please complete me
never be enough
to fill me up
watch the white
turn to red
it fills up the hole but it grows somewhere else instead
all my life
yeah yeah yeah yeah, but it just left me dead
(well guess what)
the world is over and I realize it was all in my head
now everything is clear
I erase the fear
I can disappear
(please) I don't ever want to make it stop
you can never leave me
will you pleaseb complete me
never be enough
to fill me up
I'm not insane when I'm talking to you, babe.
I want to set the place on fire
If you see me smoking then it's probably me, now.
I'm burning up with desire
I'm not in love when I'm talking to you, babe.
I'm just with people standing in line
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I drove out to the canyon grind and dust off from the sand
I don't ever fuck with the dust devil
He's got the power of an upright in his goddamn hand!
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Satan becomes a (?) and wind is as hot as a flame
The bodies fly right through the line
Or phase mister without pain
I grab onto a falling hand or walk into a door
But discovered that I was just buying a pound
Of turkey at the liquor store
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I drove out to the canyon, man
And hit the motherfuckin' road
I (I'm not even going to attempt it.)
Exactly like the picture told
The desert sky before my eyes
Had burned into a sea
A flaming mass of oil and gas
And screams of ecstasy
Ten foot tall and the nurse stuck a needle in my arm
Well Uncle Doc's nurse use a needle with ungodly charm
Walkin' down the hall the dentist loomed through the door
I Saw an X-Ray of a girl passing gas
The one shot theory got a query things got rolling at last
Hey, hey hey daddy, why die in the war
Jesus Hitler Buddha Santa Mary Klaus Barbie (???)
Well Ben got arrested and the sky was the ocean that day
Words got twisted and history didn't know what to say
God dog sex death life and now I'm feeling old
These images were conjured up by talking on the telephone
I Saw an X-Ray of a girl passing gas
Oh my God it seems like just the other day
But it might have been one hundred years before
And I know there is no other way
Are you ready to rock?
Well, rock on!
Pardon me, I'm only bleeding
But you cut me to the bone
My imperfections have reduced you
To a lowly animal
Part of me
Was introduced to you
Then it walked right
Out the door
And tonight
You're probably feeling
Like a human cannonball
It used to be
That loving you
Was easy...unrestrained
But now
I'm only bleeding
But I'm loving
Only pain
Pardon me, I'm only bleeding
But you cut me to the bone
And tonight
You're probably feeling
Oh there's a creep in the cellar that I'm gonna let in
There's a hole in his brain where his mind should've been
When he starts talkin' backwards your head starts to spin
And he really freaks me out when he peels off his skin, yow!
Oh there's a creep in the cellar with his hands in the air
And he lies to his mother but she doesn't care
When the fists are flying backwards and the ballroom is bare
Cause the turkey's talkin' backwards, it'll raise up your hair
I, calypso
Yay! Yay! Yaaaay!
Yay! Yay! Yaaaay!
I shot the bar-b-q man
I shot the bar-b-q
They shot the Pope
They shot his ass
He's holdin' out
That where it's at
Yay! Yay! Yaaaay!
Yay! Yay! Yaaaay!
I went behind my van last night (?)
I woke up sad (?)
They shot the Pope
They shot the Pope's ass
They shot the Pope and I feel good.
Yay! Yay! Yaaaay!
Yay! Yay! Yaaaay!
I, calypso
I feel you
And I wonder why
You exist
And I try to cry
I, calypso
again and again
I, calypso
I got you under my bin, that's why
I, calypso
I, calypso
I, calypso
Whaaaah!
Wiped-out wasted Wichita
Watch out where I am
Last time I's in Wichita
I did not give a damn
Wiped-out wasted Wichita
Cathedral from withold
Last time I'm in Wichita
My God, I did not know
Wiped-out wasted Wichita
My backside is a scab
Last time I'm in Wichita
The best I ever had
Wiped-out indians on my mind
Were found in ????
Last time I's in Wichita
My God, I ????????
Whaaaah!
Wiped indians on my mind
These deeds I cannot say
Last time I got wasted there
I had to walk away
????????
????????
Last time I got crumbled up
The crow he lost his craw
Wiped out wasted Wichita
Cathedrals on my mind
Last time I got wasted there
I am not a priss, my brothers wife
There was a time when i thought that the longer
am I a slave to my mind oh. ahhhhhh
My brothers wife.
I know it's not right what Im thinking deniy me.
My brothers wife
I will always stay. My brother wife
I know. shh.
My brothers wife
I share the secret requests of the clown
there is no denying me.
I must have my brothers wifes breasts.
total babe. whats wrong?
My brothers wife and her car, her ass
I am in love with my brothers wife and her breasts
sadly i turn to the left and i see,
my brothers wifes breasts
I really must be off
Oh it hurts to laugh
my brothers wife, please help
no, no, no, not my brothers wifes breasts
Holy man get you hands down out of 25 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Go ahead and leave ya
When she said to see me
Said ya gone ahead and leave ya baby
Right on your gun, Believe me
Go ahead and leave ya
When she had to see me
Said ya gonna have a lady baby
Go ahead and leave ya
When she had to see me
Said ya gone and had to leave ya baby
Right on your gun, Believe me
Go ahead and leave ya
Do ya gone and had a lady baby now AAAAAAAAAAAA!
Go ahead and leave ya
When she had to see me
Said ya gone ahead and leave ya baby
Right on your gun, Believe me
Go ahead and see ya
When she had to see me
Said you had a lady baby (another scream)
Go ahead and leave ya
When she had to see me
Said ya gone ahead and leave ya baby
Right on your gun, Believe me
Gone ahead and leave ya
When she had to see me
Said you gone ahead and leave ya baby
Why the fuck did I drive by
Go ahead and leave ya
When she had to see me
Said ya gone ahead and leave ya baby
Right on your gun, But hey
Gone ahead and leave ya
When she had to see me sayin'
You gonna have to leave me god dammit huaaaaaa!
Silent noise, that's what I said
Well all of my friends, baby
They're going insane, now
Look up at my fingers, baby
Get lost in the rain
Halfway off the ground
Jumping up and down
Afraid to hear the sound
Of all that's going down
Na na na na baby
Hey Hey Hey Hey
Dear Baby Jesus
Here are my shoes
They don't smell so hot
But they've never read the news
Well all of my friends, baby
They said I'm insane, now
I'm snappin my fingers, darlin
Get lost in the rain
Walking through a haze
Of scattered memories
I'm flying through the trees
Their roots are at my knees
Na na na na baby
Hey Hey Hey Heeeeeeeeey
Afraid to hear the sound
Thrown like a star in my vast sleep
I open my eyes to take a peep
To find that I was by the sea
Gazing with tranquillity.
'Twas then when the Hurdy Gurdy Man
Came singing songs of love,
Then when the Hurdy Gurdy Man
Came singing songs of love.
Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, gurdy he sang.
Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, gurdy he sang.
Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, gurdy he sang.
Histories of ages past
Unenlightened shadows cast
Down through all eternity
The crying of humanity.
'Tis then when the Hurdy Gurdy Man
Comes singing songs of love,
Then when the Hurdy Gurdy Man
Comes singing songs of love.
Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, gurdy he sang.
Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy.
Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, gurdy he sang.
Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, gurdy he sang.
Here comes the roly poly man and he's singing songs of love,
Roly poly, roly poly, roly poly, poly he sang.
Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, gurdy he sang,
[A man and woman speaking in French]
Goodbye benediction
Goodbye gasoline
Goodbye paranoia
Goodbye sleeze
[Again speaking in French]
Goodbye Hari Kirshna
It's been the best
Goodbye Earth
Goodbye Patricia Nixon's breasts
[Speaking in French]
[Laughing/crowd murmurs/talking]
Would you like to talk about cars?
Yeah
OOOW! AH! OW! OW!
I feel like a sailor baby adrift upon your sea
and if you've got to rock your boat,
come rock your boat withouwwww
babybaybybabehnow
OW! OW! OW!
I am just a helicopter a-spinnin up in the breeze
and if you've got no air baby,
come spin into my sleep
(come spit into my sleeve)
Wait a second baby now,
there's something I should know.
Are you just what you say you are?
Or are you just a whooooaaaaww
preacher..doctor..
I feel like a cantaloupe.
Your mind is just a knife.
And if you want to purge my seeds,
you got to take my life..
Preacher.man.
Now wait a second, baby, now.
There's something I should tell.
Cause if you're not what you say you are,
you gotta go to hellll.
preacher.man.whoatouchmenow.(doctor)preacher
doctorman. You cannot touchme there. Preacher
dont touch me there, doctor Preacher! Don't touchme there,doctor!
Oh, I don't know,
and you can't say.
And even if you could,
it ????? be anyway
Let's go to hell
Hey...Hey.....
Now I'm in love,
not with he or she
it's a burning hate
don't they see?
Get your hands off..
Hey...Hey.....
I'm burning now,
like a falling dove (love?)
I'm not fit to fall in love.
LOVE?
Hey...Hey.....
A broken ?????????????????
Marky got with Sharon,
Sharon got Sharee,
she was sharing Sharon's outlook on the topic of disease,
Mikey had a facial scar,
and Bobby was a racist,
they were all in love with dieing,
they were doing it in Texas,
Tommy played piano like a kid out in the rain,
Then he lost his leg in Dallas he was dancing with the train...
they were all in love with dieing,
they were drinking from a fountain,
that was pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain.
I dont mind the sun sometimes the images it shows,
I can taste you on my lips and smell you in my clothes.
Cinnamon and sugary and softly spoken lies,
You never know just how to look through other peoples eyes
some will die in hot persuit in fiery auto crashes,
some will die in hot persuits while sifting through my ashes,
some will fall in love with life and drink it from a fountain
that is pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain.
I dont mind the sun sometimes the images it shows,
I can taste you on my lips and smell you in my clothes.
Cinnamon and sugary and softly spoken lies,
You never know just how you look through other peoples eyes
Another mikey took a knife while argueing in traffic,
flipper died of natural death, he caught a nasty virus.
Then there was an ever present football player-rapist,
they were all in love with dying they were doing it in Texas.
Pauly caught a bullet but it only hit his leg,
Well it should've been a better shot and got him in the head.
there were all in love with dying
they were drinkin from a fountain
A friend in need is a friend indeed
A friend with weed is better.
A friend with breast and all the rest
A friend who's dressed in leather.
A friend in need is a friend indeed
A friend who'll tease is better.
Our thougts compressed which makes us blessed and makes for stormy weather.
A friend in need is a friend indeed
My Japanese is better.
And when she's pressed she will undress
And then she's boxing clever.
A friend in need is a friend indeed
A friend who bleeds is better.
My friend confessed she passed the test and we will never sever.
CHORUS
Days don't end
Skins crawling
Days don't end
Skins Crawling
Days don't end
Skins crawling
Days don't end
Skins crawling
Pure mornin',pure mornin', pure mornin', pure mornin'
A friend in need is a friend indeed
A friend who'll tease is better.
Our thoughts conpressed which makes us blessed and makes for stormy weather.
A friend in need is a friend indeed
A friend who bleeds is better.
My friend confessed she passed the test and we will never sever.
CHORUS
A friend in need is a friend indeed
My Japanese is better.
And when she's pressed she will undress
And then she's boxing clever.
A friend in need is a friend indeed
A friend with weed is better.
A friend with breast and all the rest
Got no future, great big past, little bit of guy on the end of my glass
god may plans so i got the monkey did you get cool but a little bit funky
got no credit and I got no fear and I got about a buck
So I can buy a beer hey now i see about the words I said
I gotta get a bike and I gotta paint it red
Oh no we gotta go, we're not going to live for ever
Why, why, we gotta die, you know we'll be together
Hey, hey we gotta say, I could never be a savour
American woman, stay away from me
American woman, mama let me be
Don't come hangin' around my door
I don't wanna see your face no more
I got more important things to do
Than spend my time growin' old with you
Now woman, I said stay away
American woman, listen what I say.
American woman, stay away from me
American women, mama let me be
Don't come hangin' around my door
I don't wanna see your face no more
Coloured lights can hypnotize
Sparkle someone else's eyes
Now woman, I said stay away
American woman, listen what I say.
American woman, stay away from me
American women, mama let me be
Don't come hangin' around my door
I don't wanna see your face no more
I don't need your war machine
I don't need your ghetto scenes
Coloured lights can hypnotize
Sparkle someone else's eyes
Now woman, I said stay away
American woman, listen what I say.
Go, gotta get away
Now go go go
Gonna leave you, woman
Gonna leave you, woman
Bye-bye
Bye-bye
You're no good for me
I'm no good for you
Gonna look you right in the eye.
Tell you what I'm gonna do
You know I'm gonna leave
You know I'm gonna go
You know I'm gonna leave
You know I'm gonna go, woman
I'm gonna leave, woman
Goodbye, American woman
Goodbye, American chick
You son of a bitch yeah!
You son of a bitch yooooo!
You son of a bitch yeah!
You son of a bitch yooooo!
Alcohol!
You son of a bitch yeah!
You son of a bitch yooooo!
You son of a bitch yeah!
Woman: I enjoy your show and I've been trying to get through for quite a
while.
Man: Well, We're glad you kept trying
Woman: Umm. I have this problem. Last July, I was assaulted...sexually,
and ever since then,
I've been having trouble sleeping.
Man: How old are you?
Woman: I'm 22 going on 23
Man: Medicine...Counseling...Anxiety...Sleep Programming
..Medicine...Sleep Programming
..Anxiety...Counseling...Medicine...Sleep
Programming...Depression...Anxiety...(etc.)
Woman: Well, they told me, when I have these bad dreams, to try and put
endings on the
dreams, like I come out a winner. But everytime i try to do that, I
just...don't get anywhere. It
seems, I keep having the same dream over and over every night, and
that's why I'm up so late.
Woman: And I watch one soap opera a day. And if he happens to walk in
the house, I'm
paranoid. I just jump up and turn off the TV. Except he says, "Is that
all you're gonna do all
day, just sit around and watch TV?" And I love to travel, so I've
mentioned traveling to him.
And finances are no problem. But he says that he did all the traveling
that he wanted to do while
Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true
Jerry lee lewis was the devil
Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet
All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world
So there was only one thing that I could do
Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long
Ding dang a dong bong bing bong
Ticky ticky thought of a gun
Everytime I try to do it all now baby
Am I on the run
Why why why why why baby
If it's so evil then?
Give me my time, with all my power
Give it to me all again (wow)
Ding a ding a dang a dong dong ding dong
Every where I go
Everytime you tell me baby
When I settle down
Got to get me a trailer park
And hold my world around
Why why why why?
Ding ding donga dong dong ding dong
Dingy dingy son of a gun
Half my time I tell you baby
Never am I all for sure
Why why why why why baby
Sicky sicky from within
Everytime I stick my finger on in ya
You're a wild wild little town bitch
Now how 'bout ding a dang dong dong dong ling long
Dingy a dingy dong a down
Everytime you tell me baby
When I settle down
Got to get me a trailer park
And hold my world around
Why why why why?
In my dang a ding a ding a ding dong
A sticky sticky son of a gun
Ding a danga danga dong dong ding dong
Why why never know
Why why wack a dong a dang ding dong
Then you take it on the bill
Ding dang dong don't dong
Whoa!
I wanna love ya!
Why why why, why why darling
Do you do you tell me to play?
Half the time I talk about it all now baby
You know what I'm talkin' about I said
Why why why it'll
Ticky ticky ticky ticky
Son of a gun
Ding ding dong a bong bong bing bong
Ticky ticky thought of a gun
Bing bing bang a bang a bang bing bong bing a bing bang a bong
Binga bing a bang a bong bong bing bong bing banga bong
Bing bing bang a bong bong bing bing binga binga banga bong
Bing bing bang a bang bang bing bong
Aarrrhhhh...
Ding dang a dang bong bing bong
Ticky ticky thought of a gun
Everytime I try to do it all now baby
Am I on the run
Why why why
It'll ticky ticky ticky ticky ticky ticky
Dawn of a gun
Bing bing bang a bong a bong bing bang a
Ticky ticky thought of a gun
Bing bip bip a bop bop boom bam
Ticky ticky through the day
If you got a doubt 'bout baby
The memory is on the bed
Why why why why why
Darlin' uh it don't know
When my time is on
Might tell me never do it on his own
If my time was all as is yours
Make me burn a wish
When my time with you is brutish
No I'll never not ever
Why why why why why why baby heavy hell
Alone and it's here it's this thunder
The thunder oh thunder
Jesus built my car
It's a love affair
Mainly jesus and my hot rod
(and you know exactly when this thing--)
are... are we recording this right now?
stop this tape!
stop it, because jimmy is gonna kick
i want you to know
that jimmy has control of the ball
he knows all of our needs
jimmy lives in west (norwood??) in a van
and now
we are waiting
for jimmy
to kick
kick it jimmy
ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha haaa...
jimmy kicks!
kick it jimmy!
look at us all!
look us in the eye, jimmy!
(the kids??) are very sick of
looking at you
and you know
that you can kick
kick it!
ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha!
guys! i can't believe this!
ha ha ha ha ha...
it's silly!
ha ha haaaah!
woohoo! woohoo! woohoo!
woohoo! woo! whoooaaahhh...
jimmy...
kicks.
(guess not??)
we gotta go back and do that over again, guys...
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!
I`m in love with a TV star
She drove me home in her Lexus car
Like a dog but I don't watch her show
Spend my time with the Radio
Seen her dancing on the Sunset Strip
Bellbottomed Jeans, and a-curvy hips
Seen her sitting there with her boyfriend
Good looking fella but he's looking kinda thin
Christina
A la la la la
Christina
A la la la la
Christina
A la la la la
Christina
I love you so
Remember that day we played pool
I saw your bedroom and we ate barbeque
Bobby came from a trip down town
Fifty up and forty down
Love you more than the sun and the sky
Gotta kiss and hug you [be]fore I die
Something else that you ought to know to
Did something wierd
Christina
A la la la la
Christina
A la la la la
Christina
A la la la la
Christina
I love you so
I`m in love with a TV star
She drove me home in her Lexus car
Like a dog but I don't watch her show
Spend my time with the Radio
Been watching TV as the years go by
I've seen 'em born, and I've seen 'em die
Something else you aught know to
I like a girl named Helen [could be Ellen] more than you
Christina
A la la la la
Christina
A la la la la
Christina
A la la la la
Christina
And all the sailors who were junkies
All went sailing out to sea
And the white man sold quaaludes to the monkeys
And they all died high up in the tree
And all the teachers who were flunkies
They all taught you and me
And the white man,
I'll be goddamned if they're still selling quaaludes to the monkeys
Your pain makes me hungry! I'm hungry for pain! Your death is mine motherfucker! Don't even try to escape! Because you're mine! You are all mine! You're all in my thoughts! I will peel you like a potato! I will take out your brains and throw them to my dogs! Oh shit, you're gonna die! I'm gonna peel off your toenails like they were... cupcakes! Like they were... twinkies! You're dead, motherfucker! My life is nothing but to kill you! Revenge is Mine! My words make you wanna scream like a dead dog dying from anger-- and pain-- of a dead dog! Uhhhhhh... We're gonna kick some ass tonite, motherfucker! Life! Life is mine! I take you with me! I take you, I crumble you up, I wad you into a little ball! ??? picks it's teeth with your head! And still ??? ! Life! Life is mine! Yup! Revenge is mine! My war jacks off when it sees your revenge! My war is not alone! It's the only war! Anytime you get your ass down here, kick my ass, no problem! My life is better! Don't fuck with me whatsoever! Yup! Revenge is mine! I take it and I leave it! But this one, motherfucker, is mine! And you're gettin' it! You're the one that's gonna pay this time, buddy! No prob!
AHHHH...The Lord is a monkey
Thanksgiving's coming on the Fourth of July
In the form of a girl with a needle in her eye
Well she come from out west on a nickel's worth of gas
Got her mind on her money and a dope up her ass
Outside of Phoenix where the gimmick broke down
Fucked that cracker for his rig and she was out of that town.
HA HA HA HAA
Well she was a hare krishne in the ashwam bed
She was sellin' (?) Had a funky-ass head
Well she put food in my mouth and she threw me on the bed
And she cut off my balls and she sewed 'em to my head
Well she's headin' back east in a 57 Caddy
Got her mind on her money and a dope for her daddy
Well I met her on the street where she beat me like a fool
Then she got me accepted to an ivy league school
Well I really did good but it's kickin' my ass
I lost 38 pounds and my eye turned to glass
Well she's looking pretty good first week in July
She's got a dope up her ass and a needle in her eye
Thanksgivings coming on the Fourth of July
In the form of a girl with a needle in her eye
Well she come from out west on a nickel's worth of gas
Something she said to me last night,
Something she said to me.
Why that is great,
And I ate some rice and cheese today.
Something she said to me last night,
Something she said to me,
She been talking behind my back again,
This time she`s gonna bleed.
Something she said to me last night,
Something she said to me,
Why that is great,
And I ate some rice and cheese today.
Something she said to me last night,
Something she said to me,
She been talking behind my back again,
This time she`s gonna bleed.
Something she said to me last night,
Something she said to me,
When I kick her in the knee she goes out the door,
I was born out my momma ass,
Well, I'm as blind as can be,
I brought my first shotgun,
By the age of three,
Said, Fine whiskey and women, oh,
By the time that I was five,
So tired of the way that I am living now
You lie in the graveyard
Well you're rotting away
When I talk to you daily
You`ve got nothing to say
You lie in the graveyard
Well you are down making plans
Well you control all my thoughts
I know you love me, darling
And I love you
Every time I touch your face
Every time I choose
I love the feeling
Of loving you
I`m tired of touching you
I want to cut on through
I love you darling
Everything you do
I want to be there
When you feel them cutting through
I feel you
I need you
I want you, now
I know you love me
I hear you call
You know i`ll be there
Hereafter, after
All I every see you
Do inside your bed
Don`t you think you could
Replay them once inside my head
I remember caesar
He remembers you
Knows all the things you tell me
Everything you do
I feel you
I need you
I want you, now
Why don`t you call me
You never read my note
You got a dog inside your body
Its got you by the throat
I really love you
Wanna feel your pain
Wanna drag you cross the ground
And out inside the rain
Gotta feel you darling
Gotta have you near
Gotta be there when they cut you
Gotta feel your fear
I love you in the morning
I need you in the fall
I want to see them cut you
Feel them feel you when you growl
Why don`t you call me
You never read my note
You got a dog inside your body
I was walkin' down around Venice way
Los Angeles
Oh big California
A man came up to me
About 40, gay
I say
"Go away...OK...No way...AGGGHHHHHHHGH"
BUTTHOLE SURF!! etc.
I was ridin' wave
around Malibu beach
A guy came up to me
He was lookin' like a leech
He said "Hey, Sonny boy, can I eat you peach?"
I say "Motherfucker...ifyoureach..
I don't know what I'm goin' to do"
BUTTHOLE SURF!! etc.
I was ridin' my cruiser in West Hollywood
A girl came up to me and she was lookin' mighty good...
I was eating quaaludes like butthole surfers should
She left me there where I stood
BUTTHOLE SURF!! etc.
HEY BUTT
WHAT THE FUCK
WE ALL LIKE YOU
Mikey got with Sharon, Sharon got Sheriee
She was sharin' Sharon's outlook on the topic of disease
Mikey had a facial scar and Bobby was a racist
They were all in love dyin' they were doin' it in Texas
Tommy played piano like a kid out in the rain then he lost his leg in Dallas he was dancin' with the train
They were all in love with dyin' they were drinkin' from a fountain
That is pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain
I don't mind the sun sometimes the images it shows
I can taste you on my lips and smell you in my clothes
Cinnamon and sugar-y and softly spoken lies
You never know just how you look through other people's eyes
Some will die in hot pursuit and fiery auto crashes
Some will die in hot pursuit while sifting through my ashes
Some will fall in love with life and drink it from a fountain
That is pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain
I don't mind the sun sometimes the images it shows
I can taste you on my lips and smell you in my clothes
Cinnamon and sugar-y and softly spoken lies
You never know just how you look through other people's eyes
Another Mikey took a knife while arguing in traffic
Flipper died a natural death he caught a nasty virus
Then there was the ever-present football player rapist they were all in love with dyin' they were doin' it in Texas
Paulie caught a bullet but it only hit his leg
While it should have been a better shot got him in the head
They were all in love with dyin' they were drinkin' from a fountain
That was pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain
I don't mind the sun sometimes the images it shows
I can taste you on my lips and smell you in my clothes
Cinnamon and sugar-y and softly spoken lies
Here we go
Here we go
All I see inside my head is gentle silent secret snow
With gentle walls of blinding light I'll have you know
Nicky was in the KKK and Lisa was a Nazi too
They both had half a brain so together they were sane
And looked about as smart as their shoe
Now Nicky got word through the underground that Mona was Lisa's real
name
She bled on his dagger when he shot her in the neck
And that's about all she could gain
I'm still sleepin' in the graveyard creepin'
and she catches angels as they fall
I know you don't believe it but I really should be leavin'
She fell in love with Lauren Bacall
No one would believe it she was running away
She packed up her belongings and she was gone
The very next day
Nicky never wanted any children at all
And Tammy was Nicki's little girl
She turned tricks in a white trash bar
And shot dope with six holding on
She wanted to have fun with her daddy's shotgun
She held it right up to his head
His glasses fell to dust but they were followed by a bust
Of fiery hot balls of lead
I'm still sleepin' in the graveyard creepin'
and she catches angels as they fall
I know you don't believe it but I really should be leavin'
She fell in love with Lauren Bacall
Now, this here story is the story of John Exczeuter Muthor Smoke,
And its for his Mom, its about his Mom,
Its about the Chicken Ranch they had in Southern Utah,
Any they grown the fingernail of a nun, like I have spoken to you
before,
This song is with love, its for love, its about love, its a negating
love,
Its with hate,its not about hate, its love, love is love,
And its about John.E Smoke and his Mom and the baby they had.
Johnny was a little lesbian midget boy,
but he stood ten foot tall with a thermo-nuclear device.
Johnny left home before he was born.
A huge Indian teepee had appeared out of Johnnys earlobe,
He didnt know why.
It spoke French and half-Dutch,
Perhaps the teepee was from Belgium,
We dont know.
All of a sudden Johnny had no reasoning
His life was a tremglescwitch
What is a tremglescwitch?
A way of life that Johnny only knew
And there was no telling how much he knew or how little
Because Johnny was a lesbian,
A shoplifter,
A drag queen,
And a surgeon,
A heart surgeon of love.
Pretty soon Johnny was a Chinese Emporer
He owned seventeen 7-11s which were convenince stores,
Known only in the United States.
Johnny sold cocaine, marujuana and alcohol,
A lot of things Johnny said he didnt understand himself,
When a tattoo of Jesus on his chest would occaisionally rise three feet
above his body,
And play poker with him,
Not knowing what to do,
Johnny would bid high,
Jesus would raise him a little,
Johnny would come back and say,
"What have ya got Christ"
Christ would say
"The Ace of Spades"
Johnny was confused again
A lot of litagation went down
Johnny became a black person,
Then an Indian,
And wandered through California,
I was looking for the main line
And I was, working through a friend of mine
But I, couldn`t seem to find the time,
What do they know about love?
What do they know about love?
What do they know about love, my friend?
What do they know about love?
The jingle of a dogs collar
Would be good right here
The jingle of a dogs collar
Would be fine
The jingle of a dogs collar
Would be good right here
The jingle of a dogs collar
Would be fine
What do they know about love?
What do they know about love?
What do they know about love, my friend?
What do they know about love?
The jingle of a dogs collar
Would be good right here
The jingle of a dogs collar
Would be fine
The jingle of a dogs collar
Would be good right here
The jingle of a dogs collar
Would be fine
I was looking for the main line
And I was, working through a friend of mine
But I, couldn`t seem to find the time,
What do they know about love?
Naked man, Naked man
Passing through Naked land
Naked man, Naked man
In the sand where is your hand
Naked man, Naked man, please go back to Naked land
So I'm sorry this is all we could make
It's a sign of a naked in the dome (or something like that)
Naked all of Monday, naked all year long
Naked is never right, naked is always wrong
So get the hell away from me
You god damn naked man
Go the fuck away from me
Back to Naked land
Naked man, Naked man
Passing through Naked land
Naked man, Naked man
In the sand where is your hand
Naked man, Naked man, please go back to Naked land
Naked man in Denver
Naked past sleep
Naked isn't dirty
Naked isn't clean
Naked isn't fun
Naked isn't nice
Naked lasts forever
So fold those naked eyes
Naked in the morning,
Naked all night long
Oh, I don't know,
and you can't say.
And even if you could,
it? be anyway
Let's go to hell
Hey... Hey...
Now I'm in love,
not with he or she
it's a burning hate
don't they see?
Get your hands off.
Hey... Hey...
I'm burning now,
like a falling dove (love?)
I'm not fit to fall in love.
LOVE?
Hey... Hey...
A broken?
When criminals in this world appear,
And break the laws that they should fear,
And frighten all who see or hear,
The call goes out both far and near,
For Underdog!Underdog!Underdog!Underdog!
Speed of lighting, Roar of thunder.
Fighting all who rob and plunder...
Underdog!Underdog!
When in this world the head lines read,
Of those whose hearts are filled with greed,
Who rob and steal from those who need,
To right this wrong with blinding speed,
Goes Underdog!Underdog!Underdog!Underdog!
Speed of lighting, Roar of thunder.
Fighting all who rob and plunder...
Underdog!Underdog!
When criminals in this world appear,
And break the laws that they should fear,
And frighten all who see or hear,
The call goes out both far and near,
For Underdog!Underdog!Underdog!Underdog!
Spead of lighting, Roar of thunder.
Fighting all who rob and plunder...
Underdog!Underdog!
When in this world the head lines read,
Of those whose hearts are filled with greed,
Who rob and steal from those who need,
To right this wrong with blinding speed,
Goes Underdog!Underdog!Underdog!Underdog!
Spead of lighting, Roar of thunder.
Fighting all who rob and plunder...
Underdog!Underdog!
Spead of lighting, Roar of thunder.
Fighting all who rob and plunder...
Underdog!Underdog!
Yeah o yeah you seen me walk
On burning bridges
Yeah o yeah you seen me fall
In love with witches
And you know my brain is held
Inside by stitches
Yet you know I did survive
All of your lovely sieges
And you know that I'll pick up
Every time you call
Just to thank you one more time
Alcohol
And you know that I'll survive
Every time you come
Just to thank you one more time
For everything you've done
Alcohol
Alcohol
And I'm sorry some of us
Given you bad name
Yeah o yeah, cause without you
Nothing is the same
Yeah o yeah I miss you so
Every time we break up
Just to hit a higher note
Every time we make up
Who's crawlin' up my spine - alcohol
I've been waiting long long time - alcohol
Now you teach me how to rhyme - alcohol
Just don't stab me in the back with cartisol
Now we reunite - alcohol
And forever be divine - alcohol
Screw a light bulb in my head - alcohol
They she walked as she fall through the door, walk away
Ah looking as if she had seen him before, walk away
and she cried, just like me
Looking at pages and remembering lies, walk away
Apart from the graves and the place they made knives, walk away
and they cried, just like me
They he walks as she fell through the wall, walk away
Cut off my thighs and whirl through the hall, walk away
and they cried just like me
walk away and they will cry
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I don't give a fuck about the FBI
I don't give a fuck about the CIA
I don't give a fuck about LSD
I don't give a fuck about anything
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I don't care what you want me to say
I don't give a fuck about it anyway
I don't give a fuck about the whole damn thing
I don't give a fuck about every last thing
I don't care who you want me to be
I don't care what you want me to see
I could give a fuck about who I am
I could give a shit about me and them
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I don't give a fuck about you mommy and dad
I don't give a fuck about the things you had
I don't give a fuck about the way you do
All I ever fuckin' think about it you
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I keep seeing cloth in my mirror
Which one?
My stomach hurts so bad I could die
I'm moving into a neighborhood I can't stand
The sky is changing colour
There's a metallic paste in my mouth
It's been a great winter
Everything went sour
Shit like that
Shit like that
Shit like that
Shit like that
They cut me off at the clinic
I had to fight another doctor
I found him in the yellow pages
Maybe I'm bi-polar
Shit like that
Shit like that
Shit like that
Shit like that
The sky is changing colour
There's a metallic paste in my mouth
It's been a great fucking winter
Everything went sour
Shit like that
Shit like that
Shit like that
Jet Fighters never die
Mikey was a little boy
He loved to watch the clouds
He was born to fly
Mikey joined the Navy
His father was quite proud
Mother never wanted it that way
He got into the cockpit and rose up in the sky
Set his sights on Beiruth, and let his missles fly
Boom boom!
Jet Fighters never die
I don't know but I've been told
It's been said that god is dead
Jet Fighters never cry
Jet Fighters never die
The General smoked a Cuban blunt
Handrolled out of Reds
Then he poured a glass of scotch
And tallied up the dead
The fighter banked into the night
Then he caught a SAM
He rose up into heaven with Jesus in his hand
Scenery was so beautiful, could not believe his eyes
Then he spotted John Wayne, he knew he had arrived
Jesus interupted him, he had something to tell
They had to speak with Allah, and he sent them both to hell
I love you peggy-o
well I love you peggy
well I love you pe-heg-ie
oh peggy
oh when I see your pretty brown skin
oh it makes me want to sin
why won't you let me in
oh peggy
I walk down the street peggy
I look up to the sky
your on the TV
and I'm feelin' high
you've got that snotty little grin
and your husband, your husband is dead
so put on that mini-skirt peggy
let me see those long black legs
I've gotta see those long black legs
I love you peggy-o
well I love you peggy
well I love you pe-heg-ie
oh peggy
Oh man oh man oh man oh man
I need a fix
Peace? I hate the word
As I hate Hell, all Montagues
I had a dream last night
'Cause it looked just like a dream
I had a dream last night
But it looked unlike a dream
Mercy, mercy, I made a call
Make me a suit so I can get it off
Heaven help me, my head is spinnin' round
Stop this airplane 'cause I got to get down
I had a dream last night
And it fit me like a glove
I had a dream last night
And it fit me like a glove, right on
Here's to the Montagues
John Wayne and Bette Davis
And Romeo gave it
For a chorus girl in Vegas, yeah
Juliet is up in Heaven
A pocket full of pills
And Jesus flies to Mexico
To get a prescription filled
I had a dream last night
And it fit me like a glove
It was a scream last night
It was getting kinda fun
Yeah, rock out, whatever
I had a dream last night
Because she looked just like a dream
I had a dream last night
Because she looked just like a dream
She was on fire last night
And I was breathing gasoline
I had a dream last night
And it fit me like a glove
I had a scream last night
Lord above
I didn't know where to shake my butt
Walked backwards, fucked like a fox
I was more fucked up than your sister's tackle box
It's three A.M. at five o'clock
I wore it on my sleeve
And I got shot
Shot me down
Yeah, whatever, rock out
That's it, that's my rhyme
To Parter
And all the sailors who were junkies
All went sailing out to sea
And the white man sold quaaludes to the monkeys
And they all died high up in the trees
And all the teachers who were flunkies
They all taught you and me
And the white men, I`ll be goddamned if they`re
still selling quaaludes to the monkeys
Come, come, come, a come to me
I said a come on down where 'a I can see
I said you better be aware of what I do
You said you never gonna see 'a what I been through
I said get down, get down, get down, get down, get down
Get down, get down, get down, get down, get down, get down
Get down, get down, get down, get down, yee-haw
My pop he 'a say to me, he said you got ta 65 until you're old and free
I said a 2 by 2 'a he's a 49
You say ya never get it caught if you are never behind
I said get down, get down, get down, get down, get down
Get down, get down, get down, get down, get down, get down
Get down, get down, get down, get down, yee-haw
[break]
His brain upon a razor was a BB in a lake
He'd had it with a thousand daggers while his Rolex was a fake
He said a word with the devil while his wife was pretty mean
His kids beat up his mother and his dog drank gasoline
I said a 30 miles an hour down the highway rollin'
An a thousand thoughts a second but a hundred's all we know
30 kinds of liquor Lord and 20 kinds of beer
15 funky reasons and another house to fear
I said get down, get down, get down, get down, get down
Get down, get down, get down, get down, get down, get down
Get down, get down, get down, get down, yee-haw
[break/solo]
Sixth time that I say to me
You said you'll never get caught if you're not gonna be
I said a 45 minutes from the finish line
I said you're gonna never be a girlfriend of mine
I said get down, get down, get down, get down, get down
Get down, get down, get down, get down, get down, get down
Now we have-
We've, uh, cleared
the Southern tip of
South America and
We're coming in-
on into Australia
and over New Zealand
and I have never seen-
incredible-
beauty-
One of the excavators
on the exploratory satellite
number 5-8-12.
It seems like, uh,
the people here
are really, really sad,
and I'm just sort of
confused right now.
It seems as if
some sort of devise
has detonated here.
There is a lot of confusion-
Absolutely no ambulances
at all on the area-
We somehow got
control of the transmitter.
Its just chaos everywhere.
We are nearing the Bearing Strait
right now
and we're coming in
over Denmark.
Its-
Its really beautiful up here.
There's really no
word to describe
the sensation of
outer space travel,
I'll tell you what.
There's really nothing like this-
I've really never seen
anything quite so beautiful.
I hope you're listening to me
and I wish you were here with me.
We're just coming over
the Soviet Union.
There's a large firey mass-
Hold on, its uh-
its unbelievable.
I uh- I hope everything's
okay down there...
I certainly do...
Its like a, uh-
I don't know-
Excavator on an
exploratory satellite
number 5-8-12.
Oh, seems like uh,
hello?
Control, are you there?
Seems like there's
no one out there-
like hello?
Hello?
Hey guys?
Is there anyone left?
My God!
I woke up this morning
On the wrong side of bed
I had a knife in my back
And I put it back in
Oh my God I was dead
I hope I get to sleep tonight
I never can
I've always got a knife in my back
I'm not the world's most intelligent guy
Sometimes I just sit, and wonder why
It takes a lot of money and a telephone
Rock me baby, rock me baby, all night long
Break us and we will not burn
Kill us and we will return
Shake us and we will not shock
Shock us and we'll fucking rock
I'm not the world's most incredible man
But I just can't seem to understand
If it weren't for all the people like me all alone
Rock me baby, rock me baby, all night long
Break us and we will not burn
Kill us and we will return
Shake us and we will not shock
Shock us and we'll fucking rock
They were doing what I was doing while lightning hit the street
A bar of soap, a pint of scope was all they had to eat
Looky there, some macaroni, it happened to his hair
He had a shirt, but it was hurt, and sadness filled the air
Now I'm not the world's most incredible man
I never can quite seem to understand
If it weren't for all the people like me all alone
Rock me baby, rock me baby, all night long
It takes a lot of money, then you teach them how to talk
Imagine..your father was naked and you had just fallen through the ceiling into a room full of soft-moist eyeballs.
I can tell you, but my mind keeps fading away.
And you keep trying, but you don't got nothin' to say.
So we tried stealing, but somebody took it away.
Yo! You were in your family car, following a checkered cab that could somehow fly. And as you were watching the flying cab it faltered and crashed into the parking lot of a nearby shopping mall. Everybody in the cab was dead, except for a college buddy who came stumbling out of the wreckage.
He had a weird look on his face and he walked towards you and he tripped. As he tripped, he held out his hand and you grabbed it and it came off in your own hand, spurtting blood everywhere.
Recalling back and forth, you noticed that there was blood on your stomach and chest. And then you realized that Jerry's liver had somehow gotten underneath the shirt that you were wearing and this lady who lived down the street, came out of nowhere, offering you this fingerbowl. So, you washed off your hands. These were the two of the dreams.
I was in a big cave and there's leeches, ??????? and in between my toes. They were blasting off like rockets, into the air, and it was causing a lot of pain everytime one crashed near my head and my hair started getting white and stood up in the air. They turned into rockets too. And all this was happening while everyone in my family that I'd ever met, was walking by me naked. They all had boners or swollen clits.
And it was Wicked Ass!
Wicked Ass.
Wicked Ass.
And I (woke up ???) from the dream went back to sleep, and I dreamed that I was camping out and it was raining my tears. And I was Abraham Lincoln too! And I (got a haircut ??????)
And I jumped back down under her, and I became a dentist and I drilled into people's teeth. And I dreamed that i could see tons of people down in the people's teeth.
And ????????????????????????????????????
And the hidden places where I should go and I knew that I went to all those places before they even told me ??????????????
They came in the clothes that I'm in
And threw the phone at my wall
They were strangers
They drive in the car that I'm in
And you never see their faces at all
They were strangers
They drive in the car that I'm in
And you never see their faces at all
They know my fears and cry in my tears
Through a face without an eye at all
They came in the phone that I'm in
And threw the face on my wall
Know my tears and cry in my fears
Through an eye without a face at all
Face at all... face at all...
Face at all... face at all...
They came in the phone that I'm in
And threw the face on my wall
Know my fears and cry in my tears
[Spoken]
On behalf of Dr. Timothy Leary; in association with the legions of illuminated social rejects; and as an influential administrator and creator of musical chaos in these so called âUnited Statesâ I stand as a messenger of strangeness this evening in order to impress upon or at least to instruct the honorable musicians as to the methods and motives of the truly bizarre realityâThe Weird Revolution.
Thomas Jefferson, cofounder and president of this normally corrupt nation said âIf God is truly just I tremble for the fate of my countryâ.
Secondly, there are some dynamics at play which I must familiarize you with.
The so-called weirdos in this country stand as completely freaked out by the normal man as the normal man is completely freaked out by the weird masses reaction to him.
Which came firstâyou may askâchicken or egg; you may ask. Well, the chicken of course; and it's time to break this weird-ass chain.
The weird masses don't want to be normalized.
Weirdos want to be abnormal.
The freaks can't be formally normalized nor can we normally formalized.
What we want is complete weirdification.
Basically, we don't want weirdness from the normal man.
We don't want to be freaked out by the normal man.
We want to outfreak the normal man.
The normal man entices and prostitutes and performs surgery on our weird women.
Yes, even your brother could be a victim of his plastic fantasies.
And if you weird out his daughter he'll plast your ass.
What's good for the goose is good for the gander.
Are you freaking with me?
What is good for the goose is good for the gander.
God, Zeus, Allah, Buddha.
Bob Dylan on a motor scooter.
Allah, Buddha, God, Zeus.
Gotta get me a red caboose.
Buddha, God, Zeus, Allah.
Mexico in a low Impala.
Zeus, Allah, Buddha, God.
Eco suda pinchay a nada.
We love him.
We love him.
We love him.
Zeus, Allah, Buddha, God.
Eco suda la ching ga.
God, Zeus, Allah, Buddha.
Bob Dylan on a motor scooter.
We love him.
I love the girls and the money and the shame of life
My shallow mind is just a sign of your game of life
There were girls in the front there were girls in the back
And there were girls pettin' squirrels
And there were squirrels smokin' crack
With an old Navy Seal and the D.E.A.
And a loaded automatic just to blow me all away
With a dog drinkin' liquor from a hole in the sky
And a picture of a pitcher throwin' pitches at a guy
He had a problem with his sister and her 3D cups
And a brother with a shovel just to shake it all up
I love the girls and the money and the shame of life
Hop down they're the people on the street
Where the fuzz in the navel make the people want to eat
My shallow mind is just a sign of your game of life
Get found at the level of the rest
Where the people on the street put their mettle to the test
Locomotive individual and a knuckle in a fight
And I was hidin' in the bushes but I couldn't stand the light
And he was highly indisputable the leader of the gang
Like a bullet in the freezer, bang bang
I love the girls and the money and the shame of life
Hop down they're the people on the street
Where the fuzz in the navel make the people want to eat
My shallow mind is just a sign of your game of life
Get found at the level of the rest
Where the people on the street put their mettle to the test
Get down, get down get get dow dow dow down
Invisibility is a relative thing
Hah hah hah ha ha ha ha ha
I was all shaken up after I got shaken down
I was shakin' in the air
And I was shakin' on the ground
I was taken by the shaker who was preachin' to the crew
He was shakin' lots of bacon cookin' egg in his shoe
And awaken all the stereos began to sing a tune
Told us we were just a vision in a dream about a shoe
That was walkin' through a store
To find a needle for a soul
That had lost a little reason
Through a little tiny hole
I love the girls and the money and the shame of life
Hop down they're the people on the street
Where the fuzz in the navel make the people want to eat
My shallow mind is just a sign of your game of life
Get found at the level of the rest
Where the people on the street put their mettle to the test
I love the girls and the money and the shame of life
Hop down they're the people on the street
Where the fuzz in the navel make the people want to eat
My shallow mind is just a sign of your game of life
Get found at the level of the rest
I don't know just how it started
A week I covered up of the sky high
His body and his mind had parted
You can see it happen in his eyes
I don't know just what they're for
Cones and rods and bars and arrows
Dots and dashing eyes that roll right into sight and out
Out of control
I don't know just what they're there for
Flashing lights and passing near us
Dashing eyes with dots that roll right in my mouth and out
Out of control
I don' know just how it happened
There was glass in from ofthe sky high
My body and my face got shattered
Here is Monday seems like Friday
Happened just the other day
Tuesday came for Friday morning
Then it started up again
What would I do Monday's through
Nothing seems to change
Guess I'll have for wait for Friday
Turn into another day
Turn into another day
Turn into another day now
(I'm not tired but I got it ready da da dao
Get it out that little client da da dao)
Here or no one how will I be
Doing nothing till tomorrow
Somethin' told me no one called to tell me
Nothin' will be home
Some how couldn't I find the words
Can be used to tell my story
Guess you'll have to take the risk
'Cause it might be rather boring
Yeah it might be rather boring
Might be rather boring to you
Could it be an atrofee
Of memories or loss of vision
Maybe it's I can't recall situations or the places
Perhaps I should be happy with
Many things I can't remember
struggle through the solitude
Yet another lonely winter
Yet another lonely winter
Yet another lonely winter
Half of time I got it right da da dao
Get around without little Bryan da da dao
Hold me stealin' liver garden da da dao
Well, I don't know what.
Well, I don't know who.
Well, I don't know where or when.
Well, I don't know it.
Well, I don't know they.
Well, I don't know thick or thin.
Landing in empty parking lots
in deserted discount stores,
Negro observers are landing by the scores!
Dropping down in low-rider cars
from Pluto, Venus, and Mars.
Negro Observers are counting heads in singles bars!
ah hah hah ha hah
Walking up and down the empty boulevards...
Negro Observers with muscles that are very hard!
Walking up and down and falling everywhere,
Negro Observers flying through the air.
They don't know what goes on,
but the Negro Observers are big and strong.
Cherub
Cherub the angel
Roll back the hands of time
Cherub
Enter the angel
aaaaaaahhhh!
You walk alone now
You're never mind
The walks you've taken
have left behind
All people sideways
They look at you
may god forsake me
cause I do to
I see bodies
Maybe, maybe someone is alive
Naked we smile
Hoo-hahahahahahahah, a-hahahahahohoho
Naked
Ha-ha
ahhhh
You're right beside me
you gaze a view
your body's vacant
they crawl right through
those bodies falling
it's in the air
we're mixed so close now
but I don't care
ha ha ha
walk upon me
your body lead
you try to escape you
it's in your head
I'd better go back
I'm not over there
You walk beside me
you gaze at me
you're homeless now
or that times three
amazon
you gaze along
I'll make you talk you
there is no bong
your mind has cut you
you're bleeding now
your plans escaped
just like a bow
they walk right past you
they stop and stare
your body's lying
all over there
ha-he-he-he-he
I could have a real good time if I had a gun
I know, well I know. The things I do and say
And if I did not have no gun well I know, I know
I've got a knife.
Well, Gary Floyd and all his pals are gonna' come on down
To the roundaround. They're gonna' shoot all day.
Saw the nature in the swimming pool
In a two-piece oh and I lost my cool
Well I'm cool-the things I do and say
The color brown is coming down
I feel my head go round and round and round (etc.)
Well, Gary Floyd and all his pals are gonna' come on down
Alright what are we doing here? Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.
aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
You're workin and you already stinks like a finger,
Roller Coaster lovely hair
You wanna pop a bubble out you know it's only trouble
cause you think that no one better can care
Wham bam it's a scam you're the man we're your friends
We go nothin' better to say
So we make our only choices that reminded you of voices
They say that nothin's really better today
Oh what hate, wanna be unknown,
If I can't decide, I'll get it on my own
Say you got a leak you know the reason I want a bitch
Said the plais room that are leaving you scared
You're steady and your eye when you're tryin' seein' double
And you never know the places you've been
Can't see it can you hear real trip dine on air
Well something's ready better than they are
We couldn't tell it wanted and it almost broke my heart a situation like just a fair
You can never do anything that's never been done before
You can try a different style but you'll end up on the side of the floor, wasted
Instead of tryin' East and wide redifinded Thinkin' of
We got nothin better to say
Stand out in the gutter we would call a number time and then get a feelin' go away
Oh what hate, wanna be unknown,
If I can't decide, I'll get it on my own
Tired of my own You know we like your sisters keep it like a movie in Maine
She calls at my gun and she leaves me at the bind the she's runnin'
I should clear the way
Wham bam it's a scam you're the man we're your friends
We got nothin' better to say
So we make our only choices with our minds and make our voices says that nothin's really better today
You can never do anything that's never been done before
Take me
Mexican Caravan
South of
South of the Rio Grande
Take me to that amigo town
Where I can score some of that heroin brown
Take me
Mexican Caravan
South of
South of anywhere you can
Push me in through the garbage can
Teach this white boy to be Mexican
Take me
Mexican Caravan
Let's score some of that heroin
You know the way to make the white boy say
Make me Mexican
Take me
Mexican Caravan
Push me into the Rio Grande
You know the way to make the white boy say
Make me Mexican
Take me
Take me
Take me
You don't know me
You just know my name
You want to see me ruined
I know that's your game
realize
There's nothin left at all
You want to see me ruined
or not at all
Taking trips, instead of reading rhymes
You want to take a tip
and redefine your mind
realize
(there's a brain to the side of dawn?)
Taking trips inside your pretty mind,
Won't have to go too far,
there's nothing there to find
realize
there's a brain this side of dawn?)
You want to see me ruined
or not at all
You don't know me
You just know my name
You want to see me ruined
I know that's your game
realize
There's nothin left at all
You want to see me ruined
When I reach into my pocket
That's where I lose control yeah
There's a panther in my tree now
And as you heard roar
Get out of my life, get out my girlfriend
Before I lose her mind
Yeah our buddy gotta see you have it
Everybody knows Frito, he'll find it inside your head yeah
Everybody knows Jesus, he'll be there when you are free yeah
Watch that sound everybody look around what the hell is going down yeah
Round, Round, Round she goes
When I see the fuckoffs spur here
Sets me kind of a vine yeah
When I seize them son of a boyfriend
Gonna lose my mind
Everybody knows freedom, he'll find it inside your head yeah
Everybody knows Jesus, he'll be there when you are free yeah
Watch that sound everybody look around what the hell is going down
When I see you in my dreams now
Makes me wanna turn
I've seen my panther and I seen my whore now
I know what's good for whores yeah
Whatcha doin' girl in my dreams now
Everybody knows freedom, he'll find it inside your head yeah
Everybody knows Jesus, he'll be there when you are free yeah
Ever fall above with a line
Ever fall above with a line
Ever felt your gun for the trigger
Ever fell so fast you could die
Got to be at least 500 inches
Cubic inches never certifited by law
Ever had the feeling of pleasure
Ever felt your eyes get shot
ever fall into the trunk yeah
So fast head over your balls
Got to be at least 500 inches
Cubic inches out of 75 recorded by law
Ever fall above with a Chevy
Ever fall above with a Ford
Ever felt the torque of a hemmi
Ever seen the face of the lord
Got to be at least 500 inches
Cubic inches out of 75 recorded by law
ever fall above with a line
Ever fall above with a line
Ever felt your gun for the trigger
Ever fell so fast you could die
Got to be at least 500 inches
I was born out my momma ass,
Well, I'm as blind as can be,
I brought my first shotgun,
By the age of three,
Said, Fine whiskey and women, oh,
By the time that I was five,
So tired of the way that I am living now
Well, I don't know,
and you can't say.
And even if you could,
you wouldn't anyway
Let's go to hell
Hey... Hey...
Now I'm in love,
not with he or she
it's burning hate
why don't they see?
Get your hands off me
Hey... Hey...
I'm burning now,
like a fallen dove
I'm not fit to fall in love.
LOVE?
Hey... Hey...
A broken dream(?) is but a swinging arc
I don't give a fuck about the FBI
I don't give a fuck about the CIA
I don't give a fuck about LSD
I don't give a fuck about anything
"Shit man, we're gettin' pulled over"
"Roll down the window"
"Hold on a second"
"You gotta cigarrete?"
"Hold on a second"
"May I see your driver's liscence and registration?"
"Certainly"
"Whatcha doin?"
"Chewin' chocalate"
"Where'd ya get it?"
"Doggy dropped it"
She played for the angels
I played for the tribe
The summer had been stolen and the bases were all loaded
There was big Money on the line
Big my all the time yeah
There was big MONEY ON THE LINE
I can't walk so I guess I'm gonna stay at home
They can have my legs just leave my head alone
I was in the kitchen
The year was in the fall
A friend of mine had told me that theRE WERE NO POINT IN MOPIN'
No there were no point at all
There was big fire in the hall yeah
There weren't no points at all
I can't walk so I guess I'm gonna stay at home
They can have my legs just leave my head alone
And I can't talk so I guess I got nothin' to say
I'll keep my eyes just take these tears away
Lock stOck AnD barrel all the dogs were gone TO FERAL and the car ran like a broken perculator
His liver had gone hard and he wouldn't mow the yard
There was big MONEY ON THE LINE
And I heard that his brother was a viking
He liked to sOLVE a problem with a gun
If you want to know the facts you gotta teach him how to act
And I hate cough syrup don't you
I'd rather be a sailor than a fighter
I'd like to sail a ship into the sun
If you wanna know the truth you gotta dig up Johnny BooTH
And I hate cough syrup don't you
I know that your mother is a MARTYR
I heard she's got connections with the mob
If you wanna learn the fight you gotta drink up all the light
And I hate cough syrup don't you
I'd rather be a matchstick than a lighter
I LIKE TO SEE THE WOOD CURL UP AND BURN
If you wanna touch the sky you must be prepared to die
And I hate cough syrup don't you
I hate cough syrup and I hate THE FOOD IN EUROPE
And I hate cough syrup it's TRUE
You wanna know the truth you gotta dig up Johnny BooTH
And I hate cough syrup don't you
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