Family Guy: 200 Episodes Later (2012)

Actors

• Steve Callaghan (actor)
• Ralph Garman (actor)
• Seth Green (actor)
• Scott Grimes (actor)
• Gary Janetti (actor)
• Seth MacFarlane (actor)
• Jim Parsons (actor)
• Will Sasso (actor)
• Danny Smith (actor)
• Patrick Stewart (actor)
• Alec Sulkin (actor)
• John Viener (actor)
• Patrick Warburton (actor)
• Alex Borstein (actress)
• Mila Kunis (actress)

Genres

• Animation

Family Guy: The XXX Parody (2012)

Actors

• James Deen (actor)
• Dick Delaware (actor)
• Ron Jeremy (actor)
• Tyler Knight (actor)
• Tommy Pistol (actor)
• Anthony Rosano (actor)
• Sarah Shevon (actress)
• Aurora Snow (actress)
• Misty Stone (actress)
• Jennifer White (actress)
• Dr. Philgood (producer)
• Ivory Lumber (writer)
• Lee Roy Myers (writer)
• Lee Roy Myers (director)
• Honey Myers (editor)

Genres

• Adult

Family Guy: Ground Breaking Gags (2011)

Actors

• Dan Clark (actor)
• Seth Green (actor)
• Blake Harrison (actor)
• Mike Henry (actor)
• Mike Henry (actor)
• Marek Larwood (actor)
• Seth MacFarlane (actor)
• Seth MacFarlane (actor)
• Seth MacFarlane (actor)
• Seth MacFarlane (actor)
• Paul O'Grady (actor)
• Robert Webb (actor)
• Alex Borstein (actress)
• Shappi Khorsandi (actress)
• Mila Kunis (actress)

Genres

• Comedy
• Documentary
• Documentary

Family Guy Presents: It's a Trap (2010)

Actors

• H. Jon Benjamin (actor)
• John G. Brennan (actor)
• Max Burkholder (actor)
• Steve Callaghan (actor)
• Chris Cox (actor)
• Michael Dorn (actor)
• Chris Edgerly (actor)
• Colin Ford (actor)
• Colin Ford (actor)
• Ralph Garman (actor)
• Seth Green (actor)
• Mike Henry (actor)
• Mike Henry (actor)
• Mike Henry (actor)
• Dee Bradley Baker (actor)

Genres

• Animation
• Comedy
• Sci-Fi

Quotes:

Title Crawl: A long time ago, after "M*A*S*H", but before After "M*A*S*H"...::Title Crawl: Luke Skywalker has returned to his home planet of Tatooine in order to - okay, you know what, we don't care. We were thinking of not even doing this one.Fox made us do it. When we did "Blue Harvest", they said, "Oh, you guys are crazy." They tried to talk us out of it, and it ended up making a ton of money. By then we just finishing "Empire", and we were absolutely exhausted. But Fox suddenly had dollar signs in their eyes, and they said, "Seth, if you don't do "Jedi", we're not gonna let you leave to go direct your movie."::Title Crawl: I'm sorry. I took a muscle relaxer earlier and it's kicking in. I'm just so stressed because there's been a care parked in front of my house for three straight days and there's a pillow in the back seat. And I've never seen anyone get it or out of it, but moves a couple feet one way or the other each day. Wouldn't it be funny if it was a bunch of raccoons living in there, moving out? You know, with their little paws on the steering wheel? And then another one working the brake and the gas? And the steering wheel raccoon and the pedal raccoon have to talk back and forth to each other 'cause the brake pedal guy can't see the road? I'm gonna keep thinking that, 'cause I know really it's probably a car bum.::Title Crawl: Look, just do me a huge favor and lower your expectations, okay? Just this one time. I promise I'll make it up to you. I mean "Star Wars" , fine. "Empire" - still not bad. But on this one we ran out of gas. Seriously, we let the assistants write it. Hell, even the Fed Ex guy got a joke in, and he calls the baby "Steve." Anyway, here's "Return of the Jedi" starring Steve as Darth Vader.

Stewie Griffin as Darth Vader: Oh, my God, that was absolute hell! I just... I don't understand why... I mean, we're in a galaxy far, far away, and we still have to change in Atlanta.

Cleveland Brown as R2-D2: Kid's tongue stuck to a ass.

Peter Griffin as Han Solo: I know that laugh. It's the 7Up guy.

Cleveland Brown as R2-D2: Oh, Luke! Did you want me to throw you your lightsaber?::Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker: Yeah, about 10 minutes ago!::Cleveland Brown as R2-D2: Just so you know, the compartment I keep your lightsaber is in my rectum.

Glenn Quagmire as C-3PO: The mighty Jabba has decreed that you are to be thrown in the Sarlacc pit. There, you will discover a new meaning of pain and suffering as you are slowly digested over 1,000 years.::Peter Griffin as Han Solo: No sweat. I'm bringing a box of All-Bran. I'll be sprayed all over the desert in a week. Right? Big lips on a stick knows what I'm talking about.::Sy Snoodles: Ha! Fiber!

Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker: Master Yoda, is Darth Vader my father?::Carl as Yoda: Yeah, it's either Darth Vader or Paul Reiser, but they don't want to know which one is your real father, so, they're gonna raise you together.

Chris Griffin as Luke Skywalker: Oh! Can you play the theme from E.T., John Williams?::John Williams: No, but I can do the theme to Entertainment Tonight.

Peter Griffin as Han Solo: Hey, take your helmet off. I'll do "got your nose."::Stormtrooper: We're not supposed to take these off, but I really want to see that.::Peter Griffin as Han Solo: What the hell? Your head is so small.::Stormtrooper: Yeah, that's why we wear these big helmets. It's a lot more intimidating.::Peter Griffin as Han Solo: I'll be honest with you. I don't like people who are different.::[shoots Stormtrooper in the head]

Peter Griffin: The end. And that's the final chapter in the Star Wars saga.::Meg Griffin: What about the prequels?::Peter Griffin: I think the Cleveland Show is gonna do those.

Family Guy Presents: Seth & Alex's Almost Live Comedy Show (2009)

Actors

• Seth MacFarlane (actor)
• Seth MacFarlane (actor)
• Seth MacFarlane (actor)
• Seth MacFarlane (actor)
• Seth MacFarlane (actor)
• Seth MacFarlane (actor)
• Seth MacFarlane (actor)
• Walter Murphy (actor)
• John Viener (actor)
• Patrick Warburton (actor)
• Alex Borstein (actress)
• Alex Borstein (actress)
• Alex Borstein (actress)
• Alex Borstein (actress)
• Mike Henry (actor)

Genres

• Animation
• Comedy
• Music
• Short

Quotes:

Marlee Matlin: Would you like to learn sign language?::Alex Borstein: Sure.::Marlee Matlin: Fuck you!

[the "Cal Johnson" theme song]::Seth MacFarlane: There was a man who shot the man who was the man who shot the man, Cal Johnson, Cal Johnson. He wore a hat, his favorite hat, he loved that hat, he hated hats, Cal Johnson, Cal Johnson. He was a dad to zero kids and yet he fathered five. He got shot dead a year ago and yet he's still alive. He's rich beyond his wildest dreams, yet never had a dime. A law man to the very end, he led a life of crime. In all his years of life on earth he never fired a gun, Yet when it came to Chinese men he shot down everyone. He had a horse named Bandit and the horse's name was Clyde. Cal Johnson was born the day he died.

The Family Guy 100th Episode Celebration (2007)

Actors

• Ralph Garman (actor)
• Seth Green (actor)
• Mike Henry (actor)
• Bob Joyce (actor)
• Jon Joyce (actor)
• Phil LaMarr (actor)
• Rick Logan (actor)
• Seth MacFarlane (actor)
• Seth MacFarlane (actor)
• Seth MacFarlane (actor)
• Seth MacFarlane (actor)
• Chris Sheridan (actor)
• Danny Smith (actor)
• John Viener (actor)
• Randy Crenshaw (actor)

Genres

• Animation

The Family Guy 100th Episode Celebration (2007)

Actors

• Ralph Garman (actor)
• Seth Green (actor)
• Mike Henry (actor)
• Bob Joyce (actor)
• Jon Joyce (actor)
• Phil LaMarr (actor)
• Rick Logan (actor)
• Seth MacFarlane (actor)
• Seth MacFarlane (actor)
• Seth MacFarlane (actor)
• Seth MacFarlane (actor)
• Chris Sheridan (actor)
• Danny Smith (actor)
• John Viener (actor)
• Randy Crenshaw (actor)

Genres

• Animation

Family Guy Presents Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story (2005)

Actors

• Noel Blanc (actor)
• Noel Blanc (actor)
• Adam Borstein (actor)
• John G. Brennan (actor)
• John G. Brennan (actor)
• Michael Clarke Duncan (actor)
• Bill Fagerbakke (actor)
• Ralph Garman (actor)
• David A. Goodman (actor)
• Seth Green (actor)
• Seth Green (actor)
• Mike Henry (actor)
• Mike Henry (actor)
• Gary Janetti (actor)
• Rene Auberjonois (actor)

Genres

• Adventure
• Animation
• Comedy

Taglines:

All new, Outrageous, Uncensored!
88 Minutes of Pee-in-Your-Pants Fun!

Quotes:

Chris Griffin: Mom! Look at me! [jumps in pool] How was that?::Lois Griffin: Your third somersault was a little sloppy but what do I know, huh? It's been so long since i qualified for the Olympics.::Chris Griffin: You were in the Olympics?::Lois Griffin: No, I got pregnant with Meg and couldn't go. Now I'm Pro Choice.

Odo: I'm watching your every move, Quark, so don't think you can get away with any law-breaking.::Quark Griffin: Yeah, yeah, whatever, man.::Odo: I mean it! You'll have me to deal with!::Quark Griffin: Ohhhh, I'm really scared.::Odo: I could morph into a giant python and eat you alive.::Quark Griffin: Hey, here's an idea: why don't you morph into a guy with something interesting to talk about?

Peter Griffin: We all know that no women anywhere wants to have sex with anyone and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is just bogus.::Lois Griffin: Ah, he is so right on. Women are such teases. That's why I went back to men.

Peter Griffin: Save your money, Tucker. This place doesn't have porn. They think its immoral. You know, that really grinds my gears. Where in the bible does it say that a man can't fire off some knuckle-children in the privacy of his own neighbor's living room while his neighbor's at work because I don't have a DVD player? Well, I don't know where it says it because the Bible was way too long to read!

[repeated line]::Peter Griffin: You know what really grinds my gears?

Peter Griffin: You know what really grinds my gears? People in the 19th century. Why don't they get with the freakin program? It's called an automobile, folks. It's much faster than a horse!

Gandhi: [Gandhi is doing stand-up comedy]... And the black people are all like, "hey bitch!" and the Indian people, we do not call our women in such a way.

Peter Griffin: [Hosting Family Feud] How are you Betsy, welcome to the show you are a lovely young woman, [kisses her cheek] and I'll just get my hand up there and feel that one and that one [squeezes her breasts, she looks at him horrifically] and we're looking for something you shop for at the mall, three seconds.

Peter Griffin: [Dressed up as Spiderman climbing on a clothesline singing to the tune of the Batman theme] Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Spiderman, Spiderman/ Here comes Peter on a clothesline but his name's not Peter it is Spiderman, Spiderman/ Come on Lois let's get busy maybe right here in the garden Spiderman, Spiderman.

Stewie Griffin: Look, I really don't want to go to hell, but I can't stop my nature. I'm just a hateful person::Brian Griffin: You're not hateful you just need to control your anger. Like I do.::Stewie Griffin: oh, you mean by being sauced all day! Wait a minute! Of Course! That's it! If I'm drunk I'll be calm and if I'm calm I'll be nice, and if I'm nice then I won't go to hell. Fix me a highball I'm going to get good and tight!

Griffin, Meg Filmography

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