Intro: Frogg
Whoah!
A get your hands in the air, and get to clappin 'em
and like, back and forth because ah
this is.. what you thought it wasn't
It beez.. the brothers representin' the Dirty Dozen
I be the F-R-O the double G *coughing in background*
And check out the man he goes by the name of er...
Verse One: Eminem
Slim Shady, brain dead like Jim Brady
I'm a M80, you Lil' like that Kim lady
I'm buzzin, Dirty Dozen, naughty rotten rhymer
Cursin at you players worse than Marty Schottenheimer
You wacker than the motherfucker you bit your style from
You ain't gonna sell two copies if you press a double album
Admit it, fuck it, while we comin out in the open
I'm doin acid, crack, smack, coke and smokin dope then
My name is Marshall Mathers, I'm an alcoholic (Hi Marshall)
I have a disease and they don't know what to call it
Better hide your wallet cause I'm comin up quick to strip your cash
Bought a ticket to your concert just to come and whip your ass
Bitch, I'm comin out swingin, so fast it'll make your eyes spin
You gettin knocked the fuck out like Mike Tyson
The +Proof+ is in the puddin, just ask the Deshaun Holton
I'll slit your motherfuckin throat worse than Ron Goldman
Chorus:
So when you see me on your block with two glocks
Screamin _Fuck the World_ like Tupac
I just don't give a fuuuuuck!!
Talkin that shit behind my back, dirty mackin
tellin your boys that I'm on crack
I just don't give a fuuuuuck!!
So put my tape back on the rack
Go run and tell your friends my shit is wack
I just don't give a fuuuuuck!!
But see me on the street and duck
Cause you gon' get stuck, stoned, and snuffed
Cause I just don't give a fuuuuuck!!
Verse Two: Eminem
I'm Nicer than Pete, but I'm on a Serch to crush a Miilkbone
I'm Everlast-ing, I melt Vanilla Ice like silicone
I'm ill enough to just straight up diss you for no reason
I'm colder than snow season when it's twenty below freezin
Flavor with no seasonin, this is the sneak preview
I'll diss your magazine and still won't get a weak review
I'll make your freak leave you, smell the Folgers crystals
This is a lyrical combat, gentlemen hold your pistols
But I form like Voltron and blast you with my shoulder missiles
Slim Shady, Eminem was the old initials (Bye-bye!)
Extortion, snortin, supportin abortion
Pathological liar, blowin shit out of proportion
The looniest, zaniest, spontaneous, sporadic
Impulsive thinker, compulsive drinker, addict
Half animal, half man
Dumpin your dead body inside of a fuckin trash can
With more holes than an Afghan
Chorus
Verse Three: Eminem
Somebody let me out this limousine (hey, let me out!)
I'm a caged demon, on stage screamin like Rage Against the Machine
I'm convinced I'm a fiend, shootin up while this record is spinnin
Clinically brain dead, I don't need a second opinion
Fuck droppin the jewel, I'm flippin the sacred treasure
I'll bite your motherfuckin style, just to make it fresher
I can't take the pressure, I'm sick of bitches
Sick of naggin bosses bitchin while I'm washin dishes
In school I never said much, too busy havin a headrush
Doin too much rush had my face flushed like red blush
Then I went to Jim Beam, that's when my face grayed
Went to gym in eighth grade, raped the women's swim team
Don't take me for a joke I'm no comedian
Too many mental problems got me snortin coke and smokin weed again
I'm goin up over the curb, drivin on the median
Finally made it home, but I don't got the key to get in
Chorus
Outro: Eminem
Hey, fuck that!
Outsidaz..
Pace One..
Young Zee..
Please Stand Up!
In 2005 the industry will be pussy whipped
It Wont be easy!
They like mommy with the cute face can i get a date, Mommy got a cute shape mommy make em wait, papi havin trouble trying to keep up the pace, mommy got
the faith i let my pussy be the bait,
mommy got the good sh*t that really good sh*t, the type of chick u get with that really good sh*t,mommy got them niggas goin crazy for the ass call me
fast make a dash get a nigga for his cash,mommy knock an buck wit a quick upper cut mommy sport shelltoes i put my nikes up,i use to dress b-boy now i
dress girlie wake up real early wit my braids lookin curly mommy let em know who she is what she bout, yea she bout money mommy turning niggas out,mommy
got bills cars sit on big wheels, in the club mommy chill while them haters ice grill
Mommy cute rock vendi suites
mommy fresh these my real breast
mommy sex cause mommy grown, mommy be that good sh*t at home
mommy mommy mommy mommy, damn mommy roll like armies, mommy ass like a cadillac, mommy give em heart attacks
They call me lil mama lookin big in my hummer
mama on the corner, lil mama be a stunna, fly to the hummer quick faster then a runner,foot on the gas ruuuuuum hender gunna,mommy look good yea mommy
look right,mommy stay hood mommy be yo type, mommy get excited mommy ask you to bite it,mommy know you like it tell papi dont fight it,
Capitol M.O.M.M.Y
mommy got a pus take any chick guy,mommy gotta deal mommy spit sh*t real, mommy give em chills whenshe wear high heels,
mommy get the money, get the money, get the money,mommy find a man who can go an get it for me,mommy look fresh and respect me sweats, stay best dressed
showin off my breast,
Mommy cute rock vendi suites
mommy fresh these my real breast
mommy sex cause mommy grown, mommy be that good sh*t at home
mommy mommy mommy mommy, damn mommy roll like armies, mommy ass like a cadillac, mommy give em heart attacks
mommy get the money get the money get the money,
Yea mommy get buck like whoa lil mama, back it up like whoa lil mama, once she shake it like whoa lil mama, she get naked like hold up mama,mommy be a
freak mommy let the world know, mommy want em to lick her from her head to her toe,if papi say no then lil papi gotta go,if he broke no no mommy kick him
You could see the fire burn, you could see the colors turn
From black to no return
The night begin to cry, rain from the sky
As the mansion died
Oh no..it died..oh no..it died
Deep down below, the fire would not go
The crypt is still alive listen to the child that cries
I wonder what is wrong
It's so damp..and..cold...in here, could this be the home of fear
There's something in the dark, that should be left alone
As if it had a grave of it's own
There is a body on the floor, I hope there's no more
I think I'm stepping in blood
Too dark for me, a dark you only feel
A dark that always must be
I see a child..now I'm blind...where did she go..oh no
Deep down below, the fire would not go
The crypt is still alive listen to the child that cries
Where did she go? She must have slipped into the dark again
Not too far away, I see a light
And there is Little One, standing by the wall
The lantern in her hand is lighting up the coffin on the stand
Oh..I used to know your sister, your eternal spirit twin
Oh but Abigail was way too busy with her revenge
And now you're stuck her on your own
A lonely soul who'll never find a home oh no
She cannot find her mommy, cause she's in the floor
And she doesn't ever know..who her mother really is, oh no
Only I and a few others know who her mother really is
The Countess...The Countess..The Countess
"Mommy..Mommy..
Oh she cannot find her Mommy
Mommy..Mommy..
Cause she's buried in the floor
But it's not your MOMMY you're looking for
IT'S YOURSELF!!
Sorry Dear (Outro)
"I wanna go home..it's so cold down here
I don't like the dark
Where are you Mommy?
Mommmiiiii..
Will I ever see you again?
Please come back and take me away from here"
Have a little love on a little honeymoon
You got a little dish and you got a little spoon
A little bitty house and a little bitty yard
Little bitty dog and a little bitty car
Well, it's alright to be little bitty
Little hometown or a big old city
Might as well share, might as well smile
Life goes on for a little bitty while
A little bitty baby in a little bitty gown
It'll grow up in a little bitty town
Big yellow bus and little bitty books
It all started with a little bitty look
Well, it's alright to be little bitty
Little hometown or a big old city
Might as well share, might as well smile
Life goes on for a little bitty while
You know you got a job and a little bitty check
Six pack of beer and television set
Little bitty world goes around and around
Little bit of silence and a little bit of sound
A good ole boy and a pretty little girl
Start all over in a little bitty world
A little bitty plan and a little bitty dream
It's all part of a little bitty scheme
Well, it's alright to be little bitty
Little hometown or a big old city
Might as well share, might as well smile
Life goes on for a little bitty while
[Intro]
Please Stand Up!
In 2005 the industry will be pussy whipped
It Wont be easy!
[Verse 1]
They like mommy with the cute face can i get a date, Mommy got a cute shape mommy make em wait, papi havin trouble trying to keep up the pace, mommy got
the faith i let my pussy be the bait,
mommy got the good sh*t that really good sh*t, the type of chick u get with that really good sh*t,mommy got them niggas goin crazy for the ass call me
fast make a dash get a nigga for his cash,mommy knock an buck wit a quick upper cut mommy sport shelltoes i put my nikes up,i use to dress b-boy now i
dress girlie wake up real early wit my braids lookin curly mommy let em know who she is what she bout, yea she bout money mommy turning niggas out,mommy
got bills cars sit on big wheels, in the club mommy chill while them haters ice grill
[chorus]
Mommy cute rock vendi suites
mommy fresh these my real breast
mommy sex cause mommy grown, mommy be that good sh*t at home
mommy mommy mommy mommy, damn mommy roll like armies, mommy ass like a cadillac, mommy give em heart attacks
[verse 2]
They call me lil mama lookin big in my hummer
mama on the corner, lil mama be a stunna, fly to the hummer quick faster then a runner,foot on the gas ruuuuuum hender gunna,mommy look good yea mommy
look right,mommy stay hood mommy be yo type, mommy get excited mommy ask you to bite it,mommy know you like it tell papi dont fight it,
Capitol M.O.M.M.Y
mommy got a pus take any chick guy,mommy gotta deal mommy spit sh*t real, mommy give em chills whenshe wear high heels,
mommy get the money, get the money, get the money,mommy find a man who can go an get it for me,mommy look fresh and respect me sweats, stay best dressed
showin off my breast,
[chorus]
Mommy cute rock vendi suites
mommy fresh these my real breast
mommy sex cause mommy grown, mommy be that good sh*t at home
mommy mommy mommy mommy, damn mommy roll like armies, mommy ass like a cadillac, mommy give em heart attacks
mommy get the money get the money get the money,
Yea mommy get buck like whoa lil mama, back it up like whoa lil mama, once she shake it like whoa lil mama, she get naked like hold up mama,mommy be a
freak mommy let the world know, mommy want em to lick her from her head to her toe,if papi say no then lil papi gotta go,if he broke no no mommy kick him
out the door,
[chorus]
Mother may I? Mother may I please go outside and play?
Don't put me back in the dark I promise I will not tell anyone mother may I?
Mother may I please share our little secret of love?
The way that you touch me, should I feel shame?
Mother may I?
Mother may I please feel your warm embrace?
Mother may I?
I feel your hands on my face no you can't go out
Pack up the shit this time we're gonna get away
Load up the wagon we'll see L.A.
We're running on empty
How are we gonna pay for gas
You better get a job you'll bust your ass
I'm tired of living home with mommy
Pop in the cassette listen to the cretin hop
Roll down the windows we never gonna stop
We're running on empty
How are we gonna pay for gas
You better get a job you'll bust your ass
I'm tired of living home with mommy
Exclusive, A world premier
A world premier
Mommy mommy, how ya doin?
Mommy mommy, how ya doin? (how ya doin)
Mommy how ya doin? Boo i hope you been fine
Been on my mind, been a long time, I'm still on the grind
Can't help but think about the way you did your thang when you did it
You curled your toes when I hit it
I'd be the first to admit it, its oh so good
I'm feelin you, uh uh I'm feelin you
So let me be your murderer, the only one thats killing you
O-L-D school, kicking game since pre-school
Down in Miami South Beach by the pool
Where the girls girls be driving 'em wild
I tell ya one more time ma, i'm feelin your style
Girl he can't be your Superman
But i can be your kryptonite
Cause you looking thick tonight
And i'm servin dick tonight
I stick it like I kick it like
And no I ain't go no look-alikes
And when i be chargin hoes I be like i drive a hard bargain
I beg your pardon, boo boo
Never sweat'er like a fubu
It's true true that i'm cookoo for the chocha when I'm with you
Mommy mommy, how ya doin?
Mommy mommy, how ya doin? (how ya doin)
Mommy don't mean to press the issue
But oh girl I miss you
Wanna kiss you, never diss you
Because what we got is so official
My pockets stay lumpy, cookies stay chunky
And I cant mess with honey if she can't pop that monkey
Kick me down money, aint shit funny
Cause I'm spinning on blades whether rainy or sunny
Momma, cookoo for the chocha, you know I never really can say goodbye, mama
Mommy mommy, how ya doin?
Mommy mommy, how ya doin? (how ya doin)
I dedicate this erotic poetry to the mommies who knowin me
Come blow dro with me, mommy, come flow with me
Go with me, roll with me, on extacy
Let me be me, you can be you and be free
We, meaning us, to just trust that this last
Never get back lost moments when time pass
Mommy cheers to you when I raise my glass
I hope its always like this when we cross paths.
Mommy mommy, how ya doin?
Mommy mommy, how ya doin? (how ya doin)
Mommy mommy, how ya doin?
[Nas]
A matter of fact I'm ready to spit it so whenever, yeah, yeah
Gangsta, Cha Cha, Esco, the don, the Gucci princess, ya heard, what
Y'all can bounce to this
[Cha Cha]
Cha Cha, I, I
Imagine Tuskadero, a.k.a. as the wifee
And I don't give a damn if these broads don't like me
Cold as the freezer cause the baby stay iced
Heard the neck broke, how these chickens wanna fight?
Might be the reason they lost complete faith in your market department
Scared to hear the release date
Keep the beats laced, sell a mill in each state
See the wife get the house and extra keys to the safe
[Nas]
You know this game that I'm in
The pain that I'm in
Esco, cars, jewelry
Catz be out to kill me
The last girl that I tried to make my wife
Was kidnapped, the ransom was an outrageous price
Still paid it, dangerous life
Now I seek out a gangstress made for this life, for me to bang with
I think you'll fit perfect
You're young and you're pretty
You're something that I can work with
We'll be running the city, ya heard
1 - [Cha Cha]
You gotta have money if ya dealing with me
[Nas]
But ya gotta be a live one to get it from me
[Cha Cha]
You ain't never met a broad that's expensive as me
[Nas]
And you ain't never met a thug that can pimp it like me
[Cha Cha]
Yo, you gotta have money if ya dealing with me
[Nas]
But ya gotta be a live one to get it from me
[Cha Cha]
You ain't never met a broad that's expensive as me
[Nas]
And you ain't never met a thug that can pimp it like me, get it
[Cha Cha]
See mommy, and niggas pop me and replace me like copies
Crying for weeks, thinking what he'd do with out me
Your cake holder, flying all through the states for ya
The one who gets you out of the jams with the fake lawyer
Came along way from the pants-pocket inspector
The young beeper check, collect call acceptor
See I was with you, when you was a two figga nigga
Way before they knew you was that Escobar nigga
You best remember, who kept ya warm during the winter
And kept the judges paid through the whole trial in September
Cause if ya every try and flip on me
Know everything's in my name that requires a key
So you'll be home missing car notes before you walk over me
Sorry to see, and sorry that you started with me
Cause when you beefed, I kissed you on your bruised lips
Put you in your blue chips and your new whips
Now you don't wanna lose this
Repeat 1
[Nas]
Who gave you bubble baths?
Loving you, bundles of cash
My tongue in you
Hummers to crash, bought you another one, thugging you
Chinchilla furs, Rolls Royce, silver spurs
Who hit it till it hurts, put ya in fifty skirts?
Before me you was getting jerked
Transporting any nigga work, now your clothes matching fifty purse
You was a thug mommy, wild in the club mommy
But now I got to know you, it's nothing but love mommy
I hold you down with the pump to the handgun
Prince Handsome, Escobar, nobody compares
In this cold world it's hard to find somebody who cares
And you was there, when I though I was getting twenty-five years
When them fake niggas left me, you stayed
When them jakes tried to arrest me, I only got away cause you sprayed
Top of the world, just us two, got you
Nas and Cha Cha, amazing, worth respect, I trust you mama
"Terrorized New York with the random killings of six"
"His neighbors called him a regular sort of guy. He
loved
hamburgers and chocolate ice cream."
"Hannibal Lechter's got nothing on these guys. Twisted
minds hidden behind commonplace lives. Tonight find out
what drives their deadly obsession. And meet the men
whose only obsession is catching them."
[Kool Keith]
When I was a little kid, I got lost, my mother was out
shopping
Mommy? Where are you?
Well I got on the D train, rode to the Bronx
Kinda walked up the steps to California
Then I walked through Sunset, Beverly Hills Mall
Came through a door in Santa Cruz
I looked around, bought ice cream, got on the elevator
Took it way up to San Fransisco
Back down I went in, pressed "One"
With my bag and my coat on 34th street
I turned the block, walked up to Minnesota
Got in a cab and went to Idaho
He charged me 5 dollars, I took a shortcut
I said "Let me out, yo why we in Florida?"
I seen this cutie fine honey out in Disneyworld
We took a picture with Mickey Mouse, stealing in Texas
Two blocks from home in Yankee Stadium
I went inside of McDonald's and got a cup of tea
Mommy? Mommy? Mommy?! (I'll put your brain in slow
motion)
Mommy? Mommy? Mommy?! (I'll put your brain in slow
motion)
Got off the bus in Arkansas
Made a left a right to magic city
I went inside the place and made a phone call
Across the street was packed in Shea Stadium
While the Mets was up, I bought a pretzel
Ate a steak in the Bronx, and went to Philly
I looked around the corner and saw Arizona
Took and escalator down to Kansas City
Walked and entered the train
At 59th Street North Carolina
Now I'm a finish right here because I forgot the other
parts of the rhymes
This is something that's new, sombody has never done
People don't always do this, but this is a record that
I want to talk it out, I want to reason with you
I want to get the deal, I want to show girls that I
love them
I want to hold them tight
Mommy? Where are you mommy? MOMMY?!? Mommy?
Once a day
Your voice is everything I need
And all the things you've done
Give me power to succeed
I felt so many times
But you pulled me through
But in time I find myself yeah
I hope you see that too
Cause when I feel scared
Sometimes I do
And when I feel scared
It seems that life is harder than I ever knew
Yeah when I feel scared
You are the only one
Who knows just what to say
So here am I to thank you
And hey there little girl
Wake up and see
And take your time to grow
Cause that is what you really need
And I cried so many times but
You pulled me through
And I know it sounds clich
Cause when I feel scared
Sometimes I do
And when I feel scared
It seems that life is harder than I ever knew
Yeah when I feel scared
You are the only one
Who knows just what to say
I said aye ay ay ay
You know my mommy died
I said my mommy died
Woah aye ay ay ay
And now woah oh oh oh
Tell me where mommy go
I said where mommy go
Oh woah oh oh oh
Now mamma she love me this I know (this I know, this I know)
Mama dont leave me yet
Mama dont leave me yet
Please mama dont leave me yet
Oh...
I said aye ay ay ay
You know my mommy died
I said my mommy died
Woah aye ay ay ay
Now mama dont leave me
This I know (this I know, this I know)
Mama's inside me yes
Mama's inside me yes
Mama's inside me yes
Woah...
I said aye ay ay ay
You know my mommy died
I said my mommy died
mommy:my daddy touched me
it was so... mommy:my daddy raped me
it was so... mommy:my daddy loves me
my daddy Don´t you dare touch me there
