Arthur Haynes (May 19,
1914 –
November 19, 1966) was an
English comedian and star of
The Arthur Haynes Show, a comedy sketch series produced by
ATV from
1956 until his death from a heart attack in 1966. Haynes also appeared on radio and in films. Arthur Haynes was born in
London, the only child of a
Fulham baker. He started off in a number of odd jobs, doing painting (he was very proud of his painting in later years), plumbing and joinery until the
Second World War broke out. He then became an entertainer while serving with the
Royal Engineers during the war. Fellow comedian
Charlie Chester related a story where they were waiting outside
Caen and Haynes pointed to a trench full of mud and a million tiny frogs and said nothing would get him into that. Just then a
German aircraft started firing near them and Haynes dived straight into the trench and afterwards emerged covered in mud and frogs. With Charlie Chester he was part of the
British Army's concert party troupe
Stars in Battledress. He continued to work with
Chester after the war in the
BBC Radio series Stand Easy (1946–49) Chester had not originally wanted to feature him as he had a full cast but once he heard Haynes give a high pitched laugh, he knew he could use it and found a place for him. They became a double act in the show where Chester wrote the scripts. Much later, the comedian returned to BBC radio with The Arthur Haynes Show (1962–65) which ran over four series. He also recorded
Arthur Again. Both series were scripted by
Johnny Speight.
On
21 February 1956, Haynes appeared in the first edition of ATV variety series
Strike a New
Note. After several appearances in this show, written by
Dick Barry and
John Antrobus, soon renamed
Get Happy (when Johnny Speight first wrote for him), Haynes was given his own series in 1956. His ATV series, The Arthur Haynes Show (1956–66), networked on
ITV, made Haynes the most popular comedian in
Britain. There were 95 thirty-minute shows, 62 thirty-five-minute shows and one fifty-minute show, spread over fifteen series. Haynes's most popular character was a working class tramp — created by Johnny Speight, now better known for the
Alf Garnett character. Speight said he got the idea of the tramp from a real tramp who climbed into his
Rolls Royce when it was stopped at a traffic light. In
1963 and 1964 Haynes worked with
Dermot Kelly who played another tramp (called
Irish), who was not very smart.
Sometimes Patricia Hayes would join them as a woman tramp. In early episodes, the shows were played out on a stage, and basic scenery and props were used where, for instance, the audience could see outside and inside a house, as there was no wall on their side.
Later episodes had improved sets. The stars sometimes forgot (or didn't bother to learn) their lines, and would ad lib them. If someone fluffed a line, that would be used to get more laughs. Haynes and others sometimes failed to keep a straight face, and occasionally burst into laughter.
The shows would also feature musical guests, such as the Springfields in 1963,
Kenny Ball and his Jazzmen and the
Rolling Stones in 1964, and
Joe Brown and the Bruvvers and the
Dave Clark Five in
1965. A number of the shows started and ended with Arthur Haynes driving a horse and cart along a narrow country lane, whistling and (unconvincingly) playing a harmonica. Some began with a cartoon workman using a road drill on the show's title. Haynes received the
Variety Club's award as ITV
Personality of
1961 and appeared on the
Royal Variety Performance in the same year. The shows also made a star of
Nicholas Parsons, who had first appeared with Haynes in Strike a New Note and Get Happy and who tended to play supercilious neighbours and authority figures in the comedy sketches.
Eventually, as the public began to recognise
Parsons' skill as a straight man, Haynes decided to dispense with his services. Other stars also made early appearances: in 1962
Michael Caine played a burglar burgling the same house as Haynes's character. Haynes had a good singing voice, which he rarely used on TV, and in 1960 performed a sketch called The Haynes
Brothers, where he and
Dickie Valentine, wearing a moustache, sang together. In 1965 Haynes appeared in the
Rock Hudson/
Gina Lollobrigida film
Strange Bedfellows. While in
Hollywood,
Cary Grant turned up with an entourage at a place where Haynes was staying and lavished great praise on him, calling him the greatest comedy star in the world. In 1966, he appeared as a patient in the
British film Doctor in Clover.
aynes died of a heart attack in
November 1966 in
Ealing, at the age of 52, shortly after he returned from
America, where he had appeared on
The Ed Sullivan Show, and just before the commencement of shooting for the sixteenth series of his hit ITV television show.
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