The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012)
Actors
Plot
Bilbo Baggins is swept into a quest to reclaim the lost Dwarf Kingdom of Erebor from the fearsome dragon Smaug. Approached out of the blue by the wizard Gandalf the Grey, Bilbo finds himself joining a company of thirteen dwarves led by the legendary warrior, Thorin Oakenshield. Their journey will take them into the Wild; through treacherous lands swarming with Goblins and Orcs, deadly Wargs and Giant Spiders, Shapeshifters and Sorcerers. Although their goal lies to the East and the wastelands of the Lonely Mountain first they must escape the goblin tunnels, where Bilbo meets the creature that will change his life forever ... Gollum. Here, alone with Gollum, on the shores of an underground lake, the unassuming Bilbo Baggins not only discovers depths of guile and courage that surprise even him, he also gains possession of Gollum's "precious" ring that holds unexpected and useful qualities ... A simple, gold ring that is tied to the fate of all Middle-earth in ways Bilbo cannot begin to know.
Keywords: based-on-novel, first-part, hobbit, prequel, prequel-to-best-picture-winner
Genres
Taglines:
From the smallest beginnings come the greatest legends.
Quotes:
[from trailer]::Gandalf: You'll have a tale or two to tell when you come back.::Bilbo Baggins: You can promise that I will come back?::Gandalf: ...No. And if you do, you will not be the same.
[from trailer]::Old Bilbo: My dear Frodo, you asked me once if I had told you everything there was to know about my adventures. Well, I can honestly say I've told you the truth, I may not have told you all of it...
[from trailer]::Gandalf: Bilbo Baggins, I'm looking for someone to share in an adventure...
[from trailer]::Bilbo Baggins: I can't just go running off into the blue! I am a Baggins, of Bag End!
[from trailer]::Gandalf: Bilbo, allow me to introduce: Fili, Kili; Oin, Gloin; Dwalin, Balin; Bifur, Bofur, Bombur; Dori, Nori, Ori; and the leader of our company, Thorin Oakenshield.
[from trailer]::Thorin Oakenshield: [singing] Far over the misty mountains cold / To dungeons deep and caverns old::Dwarves: [singing] The pines were roaring on the height / The winds were moaning in the night / The fire was red, it flaming spread / The trees like torches blazed with light...
[from trailer]::Thorin Oakenshield: I cannot guarantee his safety.::Gandalf: Understood.::Thorin Oakenshield: Nor will I be responsible for his fate.
[from trailer]::Bilbo Baggins: My name is Bilbo Baggins!::Gollum: Baggines? What is Bagginses?... Precious.
[from trailer]::Gandalf: Home is now behind you. The world is ahead.
[from trailer]::Gandalf: Far to the east, over ranges and rivers lies a single solitary peak. The dwarves are determined to reclaim their homeland.
Goblin (2010)
Actors
Genres
Quotes:
Cammy: I'm good at finding wood.
The Gamers: Dorkness Rising (2008)
Actors
Plot
All Lodge wants is for his gaming group to finish their adventure. Unfortunately, they're more interested in seducing barmaids, mooning their enemies, and setting random villagers on fire. Desperate to rein in his players, Lodge injects two newbies into the distrust: a non-player character controlled by Lodge, who the power gamers immediately distrust, and the rarest gamer of all -- a girl. Can the group overcome their bickering to save the kingdom, or will the evil necromancer Mort Kemnon triumph unopposed? A parody of fantasy films and the adventure gaming community, The Gamers: Dorkness Rising is a hilarious romp through the world of sword and sorcery -- in this case, a world of exploding peasants, giant house cats, and undead roast turkeys. Game on!
Keywords: gamers, gaming, role-playing-game, rpg
Genres
Taglines:
They'll be taking a few liberties with the rules.
Everything's better with pirates.
One roll to rule them all
Game on!
Quotes:
Luster (male): [after accidently killing Flynn] So, how much experience do I get for the bard?
Daphne: You raised our dinner from the dead!
Joanna: What's with the pirates?::Lodge: Everything's better with pirates!
Brother Silence: As if killing the bard impresses us.
Lodge: I've got a new villain lined up. Got it from a friend. Sort of a ninja-swashbuckler... the Shadow.::Joanna: [surprised] The Shadow?::Gary: [confused] The Shadow?::Mark: [scared] The Shadow?::[Mark runs off screaming]
Flynn the Fine: [singing] Dear Goblin friends, dear Goblin friends, please hear my song...::[Flynn gets shot with arrows by the Goblins]::Lodge: [rolls] Yeah. Yeah, you're dead.::Gary: [holds stopwatch] At 29 minutes, 42 seconds. New personal best, Leo.::Leo: There are so many places I could put that stopwatch!
Brother Silence: He who stumbles around in darkness with a stick is blind. But he who... sticks out in darkness... is... fluorescent!::[beat]::Lodge: Lose fifty experience.
Daphne: What did the barmaid say?::Flynn the Fine: "Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh gods, yes."::Daphne: About Mort Kemnon, dumbass?
Gary: So, how much experience do I get for the peasant?
[Leo's employees are writing numerous copies of his character sheet]::Game Store Employee: How many of these do you actually need?::Leo: Let me answer that with another question: shut up!::Game Store Customer: [to employee] Your boss is a dick!
The Tin Soldier (1992)
Actors
Genres
Beware: Children at Play (1989)
Actors
Plot
After several children have gone missing, a writer and a cop decide to get to the bottom of the problem once and for all. As they find more and more leads they discover that their children are being brainwashed into zombified cannibal killers by a disturbed teen.
Keywords: author, axe-murder, beowulf, bloody-body-of-child, bow, cannibalism, chanting, child-murder, child-murderess, child-sacrifice
Genres
Taglines:
These Aren't Children...They Are Demons!
Gut wrenching terror!
Labyrinth (1986)
Actors
Plot
Sarah, a teen, summons the goblins from her favorite book, the Labyrinth, to steal her baby 1/2 bro Toby. When they actually do, she must solve the Goblin King's Labyrinth in 13 hours or else Toby will become a goblin.
Keywords: 1980s, actor-shares-first-name-with-character, baby, babysitter, bad-smell, beast, betrayal, bog, bravery, candle
Genres
Taglines:
Where everything seems possible and nothing is what it seems.
A' mazing tale of never-ending fantasy.
Where anything is possible.
Jim Henson, George Lucas and David Bowie take you into a dazzling world of fantasy and adventure.
Quotes:
Jareth: I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave.
[Sarah is running away from the Fire Gang]::Fiery 1: Hey, lady! It's against the rules to throwing other people's heads!::Firey 2: Yo! You're only allowed to throw your own head!::Firey 5: Yeah, that's right!
Sarah: [during battle] Ludo, call the rocks!
Sarah: Give me the child. Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great... [thunder rumbles] For my will is as strong as yours, my kingdom as great... Damn. [pulls the Labyrinth book out of her pocket] I can never remember that line. [reads] You have no power over me.
The Hat: Eh. Huh? How's that for brainpower, eh?::The Wiseman: Be quiet! So, young woman, the way forward is sometimes the way back.::The Hat: Ah, nuts.::The Wiseman: So, young woman, the way forward is sometimes the way back.::The Hat: Heh, will you listen to this crap!::The Wiseman: Will you please... be... QUIET! Okay?::The Hat: All right!::The Wiseman: All right?::The Hat: Okay, okay!
Left Door Knocker: It's very rude to stare!::Sarah: Oh! I'm sorry, I was just wondering which door to choose.::Left Door Knocker: HUH?::Right Door Knocker: [muffled] It's no good asking him, he's deaf as a post!::Left Door Knocker: Don't talk with your mouth full!::Right Door Knocker: [muffled] I'm not talking with my mouth full, I...::Sarah: Wait, wait, I can't understand you. [she takes the ring out of his mouth]::Right Door Knocker: Ah! Mm. Oh, oh, it is so good to get that thing out.::Sarah: What were you saying?::Right Door Knocker: I said, it's no good talking to him, he's deaf as a post.::Left Door Knocker: Mumble mumble mumble! You're a wonderful conversational companion!::Right Door Knocker: You can talk, all you do is moan!::Left Door Knocker: No good! Can't hear you!::Sarah: What's behind these doors?::Left Door Knocker: WHAT?::Right Door Knocker: Search me. We're just the knockers! [laughs]::Sarah: Oh. [she goes to the left door, pushes on it] How do I get through?::Left Door Knocker: HUH?::Right Door Knocker: Knock, and the door will open!::Sarah: Oh.::Ludo: [with the ring in his mouth] Hmmph?::Sarah: [amused] Ludo! [she takes the ring from Ludo, holds it out to the Right Door Knocker]::Right Door Knocker: Hey! I don't want that thing back in my mouth!::Sarah: C'mon, I want to knock!::Right Door Knocker: MM-MM!
Left Door Knocker: Huh. Doesn't want his ring back in his mouth, eh? Can't say I blame him.::[Sarah holds the Right Door Knocker's nose so that he has to open his mouth; she stuffs the ring back in and knocks; the door opens]::Sarah: Sorry.::Right Door Knocker: [muffled] That's all right, I'm used to it.
Jareth: And Hoggle, if she ever kisses you, I'll turn you into a prince.::Hoggle: Y-you will?::Jareth: Prince of the Land of Stench! [laughs]
Hoggle: What did you have to go and do a thing like that for?::Sarah: Do what? You mean rescue you?::Hoggle: No! You kissed me!
Fiery 1: Hey! Hey! Her head don't come off!::Sarah: Of course it doesn't!::Fiery 2: Hey, lady! Where are you going with a head like that?::Fiery 3: Hey, man! I know what we can do! Take off her head! Ha-ha!
Labyrinth (1986)
Actors
Plot
Sarah, a teen, summons the goblins from her favorite book, the Labyrinth, to steal her baby 1/2 bro Toby. When they actually do, she must solve the Goblin King's Labyrinth in 13 hours or else Toby will become a goblin.
Keywords: 1980s, actor-shares-first-name-with-character, baby, babysitter, bad-smell, beast, betrayal, bog, bravery, candle
Genres
Taglines:
Where everything seems possible and nothing is what it seems.
A' mazing tale of never-ending fantasy.
Where anything is possible.
Jim Henson, George Lucas and David Bowie take you into a dazzling world of fantasy and adventure.
Quotes:
Jareth: I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave.
[Sarah is running away from the Fire Gang]::Fiery 1: Hey, lady! It's against the rules to throwing other people's heads!::Firey 2: Yo! You're only allowed to throw your own head!::Firey 5: Yeah, that's right!
Sarah: [during battle] Ludo, call the rocks!
Sarah: Give me the child. Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great... [thunder rumbles] For my will is as strong as yours, my kingdom as great... Damn. [pulls the Labyrinth book out of her pocket] I can never remember that line. [reads] You have no power over me.
The Hat: Eh. Huh? How's that for brainpower, eh?::The Wiseman: Be quiet! So, young woman, the way forward is sometimes the way back.::The Hat: Ah, nuts.::The Wiseman: So, young woman, the way forward is sometimes the way back.::The Hat: Heh, will you listen to this crap!::The Wiseman: Will you please... be... QUIET! Okay?::The Hat: All right!::The Wiseman: All right?::The Hat: Okay, okay!
Left Door Knocker: It's very rude to stare!::Sarah: Oh! I'm sorry, I was just wondering which door to choose.::Left Door Knocker: HUH?::Right Door Knocker: [muffled] It's no good asking him, he's deaf as a post!::Left Door Knocker: Don't talk with your mouth full!::Right Door Knocker: [muffled] I'm not talking with my mouth full, I...::Sarah: Wait, wait, I can't understand you. [she takes the ring out of his mouth]::Right Door Knocker: Ah! Mm. Oh, oh, it is so good to get that thing out.::Sarah: What were you saying?::Right Door Knocker: I said, it's no good talking to him, he's deaf as a post.::Left Door Knocker: Mumble mumble mumble! You're a wonderful conversational companion!::Right Door Knocker: You can talk, all you do is moan!::Left Door Knocker: No good! Can't hear you!::Sarah: What's behind these doors?::Left Door Knocker: WHAT?::Right Door Knocker: Search me. We're just the knockers! [laughs]::Sarah: Oh. [she goes to the left door, pushes on it] How do I get through?::Left Door Knocker: HUH?::Right Door Knocker: Knock, and the door will open!::Sarah: Oh.::Ludo: [with the ring in his mouth] Hmmph?::Sarah: [amused] Ludo! [she takes the ring from Ludo, holds it out to the Right Door Knocker]::Right Door Knocker: Hey! I don't want that thing back in my mouth!::Sarah: C'mon, I want to knock!::Right Door Knocker: MM-MM!
Left Door Knocker: Huh. Doesn't want his ring back in his mouth, eh? Can't say I blame him.::[Sarah holds the Right Door Knocker's nose so that he has to open his mouth; she stuffs the ring back in and knocks; the door opens]::Sarah: Sorry.::Right Door Knocker: [muffled] That's all right, I'm used to it.
Jareth: And Hoggle, if she ever kisses you, I'll turn you into a prince.::Hoggle: Y-you will?::Jareth: Prince of the Land of Stench! [laughs]
Hoggle: What did you have to go and do a thing like that for?::Sarah: Do what? You mean rescue you?::Hoggle: No! You kissed me!
Fiery 1: Hey! Hey! Her head don't come off!::Sarah: Of course it doesn't!::Fiery 2: Hey, lady! Where are you going with a head like that?::Fiery 3: Hey, man! I know what we can do! Take off her head! Ha-ha!
Labyrinth (1986)
Actors
Plot
Sarah, a teen, summons the goblins from her favorite book, the Labyrinth, to steal her baby 1/2 bro Toby. When they actually do, she must solve the Goblin King's Labyrinth in 13 hours or else Toby will become a goblin.
Keywords: 1980s, actor-shares-first-name-with-character, baby, babysitter, bad-smell, beast, betrayal, bog, bravery, candle
Genres
Taglines:
Where everything seems possible and nothing is what it seems.
A' mazing tale of never-ending fantasy.
Where anything is possible.
Jim Henson, George Lucas and David Bowie take you into a dazzling world of fantasy and adventure.
Quotes:
Jareth: I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave.
[Sarah is running away from the Fire Gang]::Fiery 1: Hey, lady! It's against the rules to throwing other people's heads!::Firey 2: Yo! You're only allowed to throw your own head!::Firey 5: Yeah, that's right!
Sarah: [during battle] Ludo, call the rocks!
Sarah: Give me the child. Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great... [thunder rumbles] For my will is as strong as yours, my kingdom as great... Damn. [pulls the Labyrinth book out of her pocket] I can never remember that line. [reads] You have no power over me.
The Hat: Eh. Huh? How's that for brainpower, eh?::The Wiseman: Be quiet! So, young woman, the way forward is sometimes the way back.::The Hat: Ah, nuts.::The Wiseman: So, young woman, the way forward is sometimes the way back.::The Hat: Heh, will you listen to this crap!::The Wiseman: Will you please... be... QUIET! Okay?::The Hat: All right!::The Wiseman: All right?::The Hat: Okay, okay!
Left Door Knocker: It's very rude to stare!::Sarah: Oh! I'm sorry, I was just wondering which door to choose.::Left Door Knocker: HUH?::Right Door Knocker: [muffled] It's no good asking him, he's deaf as a post!::Left Door Knocker: Don't talk with your mouth full!::Right Door Knocker: [muffled] I'm not talking with my mouth full, I...::Sarah: Wait, wait, I can't understand you. [she takes the ring out of his mouth]::Right Door Knocker: Ah! Mm. Oh, oh, it is so good to get that thing out.::Sarah: What were you saying?::Right Door Knocker: I said, it's no good talking to him, he's deaf as a post.::Left Door Knocker: Mumble mumble mumble! You're a wonderful conversational companion!::Right Door Knocker: You can talk, all you do is moan!::Left Door Knocker: No good! Can't hear you!::Sarah: What's behind these doors?::Left Door Knocker: WHAT?::Right Door Knocker: Search me. We're just the knockers! [laughs]::Sarah: Oh. [she goes to the left door, pushes on it] How do I get through?::Left Door Knocker: HUH?::Right Door Knocker: Knock, and the door will open!::Sarah: Oh.::Ludo: [with the ring in his mouth] Hmmph?::Sarah: [amused] Ludo! [she takes the ring from Ludo, holds it out to the Right Door Knocker]::Right Door Knocker: Hey! I don't want that thing back in my mouth!::Sarah: C'mon, I want to knock!::Right Door Knocker: MM-MM!
Left Door Knocker: Huh. Doesn't want his ring back in his mouth, eh? Can't say I blame him.::[Sarah holds the Right Door Knocker's nose so that he has to open his mouth; she stuffs the ring back in and knocks; the door opens]::Sarah: Sorry.::Right Door Knocker: [muffled] That's all right, I'm used to it.
Jareth: And Hoggle, if she ever kisses you, I'll turn you into a prince.::Hoggle: Y-you will?::Jareth: Prince of the Land of Stench! [laughs]
Hoggle: What did you have to go and do a thing like that for?::Sarah: Do what? You mean rescue you?::Hoggle: No! You kissed me!
Fiery 1: Hey! Hey! Her head don't come off!::Sarah: Of course it doesn't!::Fiery 2: Hey, lady! Where are you going with a head like that?::Fiery 3: Hey, man! I know what we can do! Take off her head! Ha-ha!
Labyrinth (1986)
Actors
Plot
Sarah, a teen, summons the goblins from her favorite book, the Labyrinth, to steal her baby 1/2 bro Toby. When they actually do, she must solve the Goblin King's Labyrinth in 13 hours or else Toby will become a goblin.
Keywords: 1980s, actor-shares-first-name-with-character, baby, babysitter, bad-smell, beast, betrayal, bog, bravery, candle
Genres
Taglines:
Where everything seems possible and nothing is what it seems.
A' mazing tale of never-ending fantasy.
Where anything is possible.
Jim Henson, George Lucas and David Bowie take you into a dazzling world of fantasy and adventure.
Quotes:
Jareth: I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave.
[Sarah is running away from the Fire Gang]::Fiery 1: Hey, lady! It's against the rules to throwing other people's heads!::Firey 2: Yo! You're only allowed to throw your own head!::Firey 5: Yeah, that's right!
Sarah: [during battle] Ludo, call the rocks!
Sarah: Give me the child. Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great... [thunder rumbles] For my will is as strong as yours, my kingdom as great... Damn. [pulls the Labyrinth book out of her pocket] I can never remember that line. [reads] You have no power over me.
The Hat: Eh. Huh? How's that for brainpower, eh?::The Wiseman: Be quiet! So, young woman, the way forward is sometimes the way back.::The Hat: Ah, nuts.::The Wiseman: So, young woman, the way forward is sometimes the way back.::The Hat: Heh, will you listen to this crap!::The Wiseman: Will you please... be... QUIET! Okay?::The Hat: All right!::The Wiseman: All right?::The Hat: Okay, okay!
Left Door Knocker: It's very rude to stare!::Sarah: Oh! I'm sorry, I was just wondering which door to choose.::Left Door Knocker: HUH?::Right Door Knocker: [muffled] It's no good asking him, he's deaf as a post!::Left Door Knocker: Don't talk with your mouth full!::Right Door Knocker: [muffled] I'm not talking with my mouth full, I...::Sarah: Wait, wait, I can't understand you. [she takes the ring out of his mouth]::Right Door Knocker: Ah! Mm. Oh, oh, it is so good to get that thing out.::Sarah: What were you saying?::Right Door Knocker: I said, it's no good talking to him, he's deaf as a post.::Left Door Knocker: Mumble mumble mumble! You're a wonderful conversational companion!::Right Door Knocker: You can talk, all you do is moan!::Left Door Knocker: No good! Can't hear you!::Sarah: What's behind these doors?::Left Door Knocker: WHAT?::Right Door Knocker: Search me. We're just the knockers! [laughs]::Sarah: Oh. [she goes to the left door, pushes on it] How do I get through?::Left Door Knocker: HUH?::Right Door Knocker: Knock, and the door will open!::Sarah: Oh.::Ludo: [with the ring in his mouth] Hmmph?::Sarah: [amused] Ludo! [she takes the ring from Ludo, holds it out to the Right Door Knocker]::Right Door Knocker: Hey! I don't want that thing back in my mouth!::Sarah: C'mon, I want to knock!::Right Door Knocker: MM-MM!
Left Door Knocker: Huh. Doesn't want his ring back in his mouth, eh? Can't say I blame him.::[Sarah holds the Right Door Knocker's nose so that he has to open his mouth; she stuffs the ring back in and knocks; the door opens]::Sarah: Sorry.::Right Door Knocker: [muffled] That's all right, I'm used to it.
Jareth: And Hoggle, if she ever kisses you, I'll turn you into a prince.::Hoggle: Y-you will?::Jareth: Prince of the Land of Stench! [laughs]
Hoggle: What did you have to go and do a thing like that for?::Sarah: Do what? You mean rescue you?::Hoggle: No! You kissed me!
Fiery 1: Hey! Hey! Her head don't come off!::Sarah: Of course it doesn't!::Fiery 2: Hey, lady! Where are you going with a head like that?::Fiery 3: Hey, man! I know what we can do! Take off her head! Ha-ha!
Labyrinth (1986)
Actors
Plot
Sarah, a teen, summons the goblins from her favorite book, the Labyrinth, to steal her baby 1/2 bro Toby. When they actually do, she must solve the Goblin King's Labyrinth in 13 hours or else Toby will become a goblin.
Keywords: 1980s, actor-shares-first-name-with-character, baby, babysitter, bad-smell, beast, betrayal, bog, bravery, candle
Genres
Taglines:
Where everything seems possible and nothing is what it seems.
A' mazing tale of never-ending fantasy.
Where anything is possible.
Jim Henson, George Lucas and David Bowie take you into a dazzling world of fantasy and adventure.
Quotes:
Jareth: I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave.
[Sarah is running away from the Fire Gang]::Fiery 1: Hey, lady! It's against the rules to throwing other people's heads!::Firey 2: Yo! You're only allowed to throw your own head!::Firey 5: Yeah, that's right!
Sarah: [during battle] Ludo, call the rocks!
Sarah: Give me the child. Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great... [thunder rumbles] For my will is as strong as yours, my kingdom as great... Damn. [pulls the Labyrinth book out of her pocket] I can never remember that line. [reads] You have no power over me.
The Hat: Eh. Huh? How's that for brainpower, eh?::The Wiseman: Be quiet! So, young woman, the way forward is sometimes the way back.::The Hat: Ah, nuts.::The Wiseman: So, young woman, the way forward is sometimes the way back.::The Hat: Heh, will you listen to this crap!::The Wiseman: Will you please... be... QUIET! Okay?::The Hat: All right!::The Wiseman: All right?::The Hat: Okay, okay!
Left Door Knocker: It's very rude to stare!::Sarah: Oh! I'm sorry, I was just wondering which door to choose.::Left Door Knocker: HUH?::Right Door Knocker: [muffled] It's no good asking him, he's deaf as a post!::Left Door Knocker: Don't talk with your mouth full!::Right Door Knocker: [muffled] I'm not talking with my mouth full, I...::Sarah: Wait, wait, I can't understand you. [she takes the ring out of his mouth]::Right Door Knocker: Ah! Mm. Oh, oh, it is so good to get that thing out.::Sarah: What were you saying?::Right Door Knocker: I said, it's no good talking to him, he's deaf as a post.::Left Door Knocker: Mumble mumble mumble! You're a wonderful conversational companion!::Right Door Knocker: You can talk, all you do is moan!::Left Door Knocker: No good! Can't hear you!::Sarah: What's behind these doors?::Left Door Knocker: WHAT?::Right Door Knocker: Search me. We're just the knockers! [laughs]::Sarah: Oh. [she goes to the left door, pushes on it] How do I get through?::Left Door Knocker: HUH?::Right Door Knocker: Knock, and the door will open!::Sarah: Oh.::Ludo: [with the ring in his mouth] Hmmph?::Sarah: [amused] Ludo! [she takes the ring from Ludo, holds it out to the Right Door Knocker]::Right Door Knocker: Hey! I don't want that thing back in my mouth!::Sarah: C'mon, I want to knock!::Right Door Knocker: MM-MM!
Left Door Knocker: Huh. Doesn't want his ring back in his mouth, eh? Can't say I blame him.::[Sarah holds the Right Door Knocker's nose so that he has to open his mouth; she stuffs the ring back in and knocks; the door opens]::Sarah: Sorry.::Right Door Knocker: [muffled] That's all right, I'm used to it.
Jareth: And Hoggle, if she ever kisses you, I'll turn you into a prince.::Hoggle: Y-you will?::Jareth: Prince of the Land of Stench! [laughs]
Hoggle: What did you have to go and do a thing like that for?::Sarah: Do what? You mean rescue you?::Hoggle: No! You kissed me!
Fiery 1: Hey! Hey! Her head don't come off!::Sarah: Of course it doesn't!::Fiery 2: Hey, lady! Where are you going with a head like that?::Fiery 3: Hey, man! I know what we can do! Take off her head! Ha-ha!
When she stopped talking to me
I knew that she would create a problem
And after five seconds flat
She came at me just like a goblin
Months passed and things calmed down
So me and her went on a plain date
I said you’re walking cliché
But she said it’s just you and me, babe
Okay
So it’s just us walking through town
And we go in the liquor store
Buying two beers
Spying a cat in the window of the bar next door
Then she was cursing at me
And pointing at het witches cauldron
Grabbed me, she got in my face
1 verse : This beat out of this world watch me spit vanity
blowing trees girl got me high up in the canopy
i dont feel these new rappers
i aint on no anastej
devour my enemies
please yall cant handle me
lame rappers spit bout what they never had
boy you a zero
a number you can never have
senior in this rap game, just turned an eleventh grad
never running out of shots, like I got extended mags
pour another glass and I aint talking alcohol
passed what I had and I aint looking back at all
Boy I bring the heats and I aint talking basketball
you never felt hot you like a spring that's about to fall
never falling
I hear the top calling
I be on the web like i'm facing green goblin
steady spitting retarded like I got their heads bobbing
lighting up the sky like im tryna call batman and robin, uh
Not a big drinker and never rolled a swisher
but i swear im so high im swimming in the big dipper
and oh
for the liquor
thats something Im never drinking
but when im drinking and driving i run over competition
like (urrr)
pretending I never hit them
and these rappers claim they spitting
but they lacking all the rhythm
these words are sentimental I spit as much as I live em
Im finnah run it all and trust me I aint a simmons
trust me I aint a drake,wayne,sean,or eminem
they hate but they cant get to me, oh nah I letting them
they calling me a knock off
they talking, get blocked off
these rappers cant defeat me ,they cant even take my socks off
2 verse : fly as I wanna be
do what i wanna do
im to original
you just a wannabe
you aint even balling, you falling like the economy
all of you is rejected im accepted like apologies
honestly im ahead of my time
talking my mind and I say it with rhymes
let me remind
everyday I will climb til I earn my shine
and the title is mine
this is my prime
this is my shine
got my hands on the green like im swinging from vines
losing these haters and winning these dimes
im stealing their heart so this is my crime
Oh, oh the things.
Oh the things, that Goblin has grabbed
I see them and I take them and I try hard not to break them
These things that Goblin has grabbed
That Goblin has grabbed
(Tempo slightly increases)
I have a squirting flower
And a red nose from a clown
Once I met a mighty king
And swiped away his crown
Sometimes when I feel lonely or just a little down
I’d like to put them all on me and dance and prance around.
(Tempo increases)
Oh, oh the things!
Oh the things! That Goblin has grabbed.
I nab them and I seize them and if they could go bad, I’d freeze them.
These things that Goblin has grabbed!
I pilfered these marshmallows for times I wanna snack
Then I pick this toothbrush up and brush away the plaque.
You might think that I’m naughty or a little out of whack
But just by saying “pretty please” you’ll get your stuff right back
(Egg: Weh, weh, weh) Oh, little Eggwin what’s the matter?
(Egg: Weh, weh, weh) Oh, little Eggwin are you sad?
(Egg: Weh, weh, weh) Perhaps, you’ll like theses teeth that chatter?
(Egg: Weh, weh, weh) They always seem to make me glad.
Oh! Oh the things!
Oh the things! That Goblin has grabbed!
Dear Eggwin, peruse them and please feel free to use them
These things…that Goblin has grabbed
(Tempo decreases)
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