Mother's Day (2010)

Actors

• Lloyd Kaufman (actor)
• Lloyd Kaufman (producer)
• Brett Ratner (producer)
• Scott Essman (miscellaneous crew)
• Ross Ikeda (miscellaneous crew)
• Dave Brown (miscellaneous crew)
• Rebecca De Mornay (actress)
• Tony Nappo (actor)
• Marilyn Penn (miscellaneous crew)
• Kyle Bornais (producer)
• Shawn Ashmore (actor)
• Alexa Vega (actress)
• Jaime King (actress)
• J. LaRose (actor)
• Darren Lynn Bousman (director)

Genres

• Crime
• Drama
• Horror
• Thriller

Quotes:

Mother: This is unacceptable. I swear, sometimes you boys are just little savages.

Mother: Please get up, make yourselves comfortable.

Treshawn Jackson: We can't just sit here and wait, hope for the best.

Mother: [ From trailer] I'm proud of my boys, they never forget their momma.

Mother: When my children were growing up, they occasionally misbehaved. What child doesn't, after all. But I taught them that their behavior had consequences. Not just for themselves, but also for their brothers and sister.::Gina Jackson: I'm really sorry.::Mother: You'll see, if you ever become a mother. Punishment is never easy. But if you want them to understand and respect the rules, you can never back down. You see, rules are what make order out of chaos. We must follow the rules.

Addley Koffin: I hate disco!

Mother: We simply need a little time, and then we'll be out of your hair.::[looks at Dave]::Mother: No pun intended.

Addley Koffin: [sees police sketch of himself on TV] That's a terrible fucking sketch!

Izaak 'Ike' Koffin: I don't need my pants pressed Beth!

Jenna Luther: Put the fucking knife down!

The Undertaker's Dozen (2003)

Actors

• Vinny Vella (actor)
• Lou Albano (actor)
• Denise Violante (miscellaneous crew)
• John Hoyt (actor)
• Aesha Waks (actress)
• John Thomas (actor)
• Rico Racine (actor)
• Natalie Howe (actress)
• Courtenay Turner (actress)
• Joe E. Goodavage (actor)
• Joe E. Goodavage (producer)
• Joe E. Goodavage (director)
• Joe E. Goodavage (writer)
• Robert DeMarco (actor)
• Robert DeMarco (producer)

Genres

• Drama

Adaptation. (2002)

Actors

• Meryl Streep (actress)
• Nicolas Cage (actor)
• Nicolas Cage (actor)
• Brian Cox (actor)
• John Malkovich (actor)
• Peter Jason (actor)
• Stephen Tobolowsky (actor)
• Jonathan Demme (producer)
• John Cusack (actor)
• Spike Jonze (actor)
• Spike Jonze (director)
• Lance Bangs (miscellaneous crew)
• Tilda Swinton (actress)
• Doug Jones (actor)
• Carter Burwell (composer)

Genres

• Comedy
• Crime
• Drama

Taglines:

From the creator of Being John Malkovich, comes the story about the creator of Being John Malkovich.
Charlie Kaufman writes the way he lives... With Great Difficulty. His Twin Brother Donald Lives the way he writes... with foolish abandon. Susan writes about life... But can't live it. John's life is a book... Waiting to be adapted. One story... Four Lives... A million ways it can end.

Quotes:

Marty: See her? I fucked her up the ass.

Marty: I'd fuck her up the ass!

John Laroche: Who's gonna play me?::Susan Orlean: Well, I've gotta write the book first, John. Then, you know, they get somebody to write the screenplay.::John Laroche: Hey, I think I should play me.

[last lines]::Charlie Kaufman: I have to go right home. I know how to finish the script now. It ends with Kaufman driving home after his lunch with Amelia, thinking he knows how to finish the script. Shit, that's voice-over. McKee would not approve. How else can I show his thoughts? I don't know. Oh, who cares what McKee says? It feels right. Conclusive. I wonder who's gonna play me. Someone not too fat. I liked that Gerard Depardieu, but can he not do the accent? Anyway, it's done. And that's something. So: "Kaufman drives off from his encounter with Amelia, filled for the first time with hope." I like this. This is good.

Charlie Kaufman: There was this time in high school. I was watching you out the library window. You were talking to Sarah Marsh.::Donald Kaufman: Oh, God. I was so in love with her.::Charlie Kaufman: I know. And you were flirting with her. And she was being really sweet to you.::Donald Kaufman: I remember that.::Charlie Kaufman: Then, when you walked away, she started making fun of you with Kim Canetti. And it was like they were laughing at *me*. You didn't know at all. You seemed so happy.::Donald Kaufman: I knew. I heard them.::Charlie Kaufman: How come you looked so happy?::Donald Kaufman: I loved Sarah, Charles. It was mine, that love. I owned it. Even Sarah didn't have the right to take it away. I can love whoever I want.::Charlie Kaufman: But she thought you were pathetic.::Donald Kaufman: That was her business, not mine. You are what you love, not what loves you. That's what I decided a long time ago.::Donald Kaufman: Whats up?::Charlie Kaufman: Thank you.::Donald Kaufman: For what?

John Laroche: [about himself] The smartest guy I know, huh?

Susan Orlean: I suppose I do have one unembarrassed passion. I want to know what it feels like to care about something passionately.

Valerie Thomas: I guess we thought that maybe Susan Orlean and Leroche could fall in love, and...::Charlie Kaufman: Okay. But, I'm saying, it's like, I don't want to cram in sex or guns or car chases, you know... or characters, you know, learning profound life lessons or growing or coming to like each other or overcoming obstacles to succeed in the end, you know. I mean... The book isn't like that, and life isn't like that. You know, it just isn't. And... I feel very strongly about this.

Charlie Kaufman: The script I'm starting, it's about flowers. Nobody's ever done a movie about flowers before. So, so there are no guidelines...::Donald Kaufman: What about "Flowers for Algernon"?::Charlie Kaufman: Well, that's not about flowers. And it's not a movie.::Donald Kaufman: Ok, I'm sorry, I never saw it.

Charlie Kaufman: To begin... To begin... How to start? I'm hungry. I should get coffee. Coffee would help me think. Maybe I should write something first, then reward myself with coffee. Coffee and a muffin. Okay, so I need to establish the themes. Maybe a banana-nut. That's a good muffin.

Kaufman, Charlie Filmography

• Chaos Walking
  2014, role: writer
• Anomalisa
  2013, role: writer
• Kung Fu Panda 2
  2011, role: miscellaneous crew
• Synecdoche, New York
  2008, role: producer
• Synecdoche, New York
  2008, role: writer
• Synecdoche, New York
  2008, role: director
• The 77th Annual Academy Awards
  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself - Winner: Best Original Screenplay
• Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  2004, role: writer
• Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  2004, role: producer
• Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  2004, role: writer
• Adaptation.
  2002, role: producer
• Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
  2002, role: writer
• Adaptation.
  2002, role: writer
• Human Nature
  2001, role: producer
• Human Nature
  2001, role: writer
• The 2000 IFP/West Independent Spirit Awards
  2000, role: actor , character name: Himself
• The 72nd Annual Academy Awards
  2000, role: actor , character name: Himself - Nominee: Best Writing, Screenplay Written Directly for the Screen
• Being John Malkovich
  1999, role: writer
• Being John Malkovich
  1999, role: producer
• The Trouble with Larry
  1993, role: writer