Scooby-Doo! Pirates Ahoy! is the tenth of a series of direct-to-video animated films based upon the Scooby-Doo Saturday morning cartoons. It was released on February 24, 2006, and it was produced by Warner Bros. Animation, though it featured a logo for and copyright to Hanna-Barbera Cartoons at the end. It features the Mystery, Inc. gang travelling to the Bermuda Triangle on a creepy eerie cruise, with ghost, pirates, and monsters.
The story begins on a small boat in the Bermuda Triangle. Astrocartographer Rupert Garcia is in his quarters, trying to make sense of an old, bizarre star map which he recently acquired. The ship sails into a sinister fog, and is soon engulfed. A dragon galleon appears next to the ship, and zombie pirates swarm the ship. The crew disappears and Garcia hides in his quarters with the star map. The villainous Captain Skunkbeard enters the quarters, along with his cockney first mate, the aptly named Woodenleg Wally. The pirates cannot find Garcia, who hears from hiding that the pirates are looking for him and his map. The pirates give up the search and scuttle the ship, and return to their galleon and disappear into the fog. Garcia escapes to a life raft, and is marooned on the open sea.
Chorus (repeated several times):
Scooby-Doo, y'alllllll....
Scooby-Dooby-Doo, y'alllllll....
Verse 1: B-Real
I remember the time them niggas tried to get me (I ain't havin' it)
Throw your hands in the air, the Hill's live and direct, see
So let me put my clip in, watch this nigga start flippin'
My, why must they always be trippin'?
Shut up, what up, fool tried to nut up
Dropped the gat, riccocheted, the fool got cut up
(Why'd you drop the gat, G?) I got hit from behind
Now a nigga like me, I gotta go for mine
Bring it on, bing, make ya bells ring
When ya hit that pavement, what a feeling
It's on, cracked like a baseball bat
Oh shiiiiiiiit, out the boot came a gat
Pointed (aimed) the nigga said "You're through!"
[laughs] Scooby Doo! 'Cause I had a boy too!
Chorus
Verse 2: B-Real
I remember the time them niggas tried to get me (I ain't havin' it)
Throw your gats in the air if you wanna come test me
So let me just run through, as I pull out my Scooby-Doo
I get the chills when I see that dead man's crew
I got to get up, let's go head up, dead up
I'm loc'ed like that, punk, that's why you're gettin' wet-up
Want me to let up, but I ain't tryin' to hear that
Bullshit cryin', punk, let me just clear that
Buck a shot, lick a two shot, lick a three shot
Ran out of ammo, damn, I ain't tryin' to get got
Two niggas standin', dirty under-handed
Lighter shade of fire, check my slug expanded
Now tell me what the fuck are you gonna do
When I pull out my Scooby-Doo?
Chorus
Outro: B-Real (Mexican dialect?)
Take a good look ... 'cause this is the last time you're gonna see
fat bell like this again, you fat piece a chit! Kid muchacho,
muchacho kid, get flabby - (oh - choot that piece a chit.) You
fuckin' lobsta piece a CHIT! I'll stomp you like a duck. And you ...
you with your little happy chain of lighters ... you wanna fuck with
me, you fuck with the best! And you ... you with the burly haircut,
the Stawberry Quik guy ... you around the way, main. I know where
[Intro:]
Scoobay! Away!
Outta Road! Alright!
Suckle ya head! Ova ya head!
Ova ya head! Because yuh face onna bed.
(wah ya say?)
Scooby Doo! Scooby Doo!
Scooby Dooby Dooby Dooby Dooby Doo!
Yuh jiggy body! Yuh jiggy body!
Yuh jiggy body! Yuh jiggy body!
Wedi Wedi wedi wedi...
Wedi Wedi wedi wedi...
Wedi Wedi wedi wedi...
[Bridge:]
Everybody, get around now
dance and get up on ya feet
Dont you worry, if you cant dance
Mek ya friend show you how fi dweet.
[Chorus:]
Come on everybody mek we do da dance ya
Cant tek di same dance any no longer
tek it to dem, Dance an get stronga
Everybody dont know a mad instruments a dweet
Everybody mek we do da dance ya
Cant tek di same dance any no longer
tek it to dem, Dance an get stronga
Everybody dont know, ALRIGHT DEN!
[Verse 1:]
Mad ground like yuh na no say
EVERYBODY! fi a dance to di mad instruments
Enemy a pass put up ya defense
Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense!
Put it up cau yuh wanna we fence
Defense! Defense! Defense! Defense!
call on bad man we run di residence
Tamba Reed! Tamba Reed! Tamba Reed!
Me call roxy and she come in!
Tamba Reed! Wah yu sey? Tamba Reed!
Bring ya queen an left yuh machine!
She a knock, Stacey a Knock, Tracey a Knock
She a knock, Stacey a Knock, Tracey a Knock
Everybody free up yuh finga!
Break it off! Break it off! Break it off!
Gal an man alone take off ya bra
Break it off! Break it off! Break it off!
Mi and di saw ?? di dat rock
Shake off! Dance inna tek over america
Shake off! If it long do it an sey stop
Shake off! Memba it start down a africa!
Dance hot like di equal talk!
Has one dance done, we find anotha dance
Mad instruments Italy mad a dance
Mad a dance it no pop down like a avalanche
Now stand up, like stop yuh know me ratha dance
police tek it off, we find anotha dance
Clear di Way! When yuh see how me gonna dance
We show get it off whole man a dance
It a generate a heat like carribean island
take it solo an advance!
[Chorus:]
Come on everybody mek we do da dance ya
Cant tek di same dance any no longer
tek it to dem, Dance an get stronga
Everybody dont know a mad instruments a dweet
Everybody mek we do da dance ya
Cant tek di same dance any no longer
tek it to dem, Dance an get stronga
Everybody dont know!
[Verse 2:]
Give dem di mad walk, give dem di mad run
have mad fun right until sun come down
inna foreign mad people a fly down
mad people a dance inna mad asylum
so mek way, when you see a dancers a come
We a have fun! we no have time fi gun
dancin was designed to have fun
so no pop it down you gon get it pon di ground
if a neva music, when you woulda town
when you woulda town, nuff a woulda an a drum
nuff start chant, rasta man beat di drum
beat up a see go cut off di town
[Chorus:]
Come on everybody mek we do da dance ya
Cant tek di same dance any no longer
tek it to dem, Dance an get stronga
Everybody dont know a mad instruments a dweet
Everybody mek we do da dance ya
Cant tek di same dance any no longer
tek it to dem, Dance an get stronga
[Syndee moaning]
[Bizarre:]
Come on boy
Psychotic music
[verse: (Syndee)]
Come on and ride wit me (ride wit me)
Get inside wit me (get inside wit me)
Come on and ride wit me (ride wit me)
Get inside wit me (get inside wit me)
Yeah!
[chorus: (Syndee)]
I say Scooby Dooby Doo
(Scooby Dooby Doo)
Where are you?
(Where are you?)
I, I, I, I, I, I say Scooby Dooby Doo
(Scooby Dooby Doo)
Where are you?
(Where are you?)
[verse: (Syndee)]
I say I got this money and got these ho's
And i got
All these fancy clothes
They know
(they know)
They know
(they know)
I say "Hey bitch, ain't you fat?"
(Hey bitch, ain't you fat?)
I say hey bitch, ain't you fat?
(Hey bitch, ain't you fat?)
Come on and 'lax wit me
(lax wit me)
Take some Ecstasy
[chorus: (Syndee)]
I say Scooby Dooby Doo
(Scooby Dooby Doo)
Where are you?
(Where are you?)
I, I, I, I, I, I say Scooby Dooby Doo
(Scooby Dooby Doo)
Where are you?
(Where are you?)
This bitch want me to nut all over her face
(face)
Wit the big guy to catch a case
(case?)
yah!
[chorus: (Syndee)]
I say Scooby Dooby Doo
(Scooby Dooby Doo)
Where are you?
Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay, I say Scooby Dooby Doo
(Scooby Dooby Doo)
[dog barking]