Clone High

A secret government plan to dig up historical figures and clone them has work. It is 16 years later, and the clones are now in high school. The five main characters are Abe Lincoln, an all around nice but naive guy who lusts after the school sexpot Cleopatra, who is dating the macho JFK. Also, Abe's two best friends are Joan of Arc, an angst ridden goth girl who is in love with him, and Gandhi, a none-stop party animal. Clone High bravely tackles challenging teen issues, such as sleep deprivation, catching ADD from toilet seats, the evils of litter, and having the guy you like not like you back the same way you like him. Will Abe get together with Cleo, or be thwarted by the handsome JFK? Will Joan finally get Abe to notice her? Who's to say?

Cast

• Will Forte
• Phil Lord
• Michael McDonald
• Christa Miller
• Chris Miller
• Nicole Sullivan
• Donald Faison
• Neil Flynn
• Andy Dick
• Jack Black
• Ashley Parker Angel
• Marilyn Manson
• Tom Green

• Season 1
• Episode 1: Escape to Beer Mountain: A Rope of Sand
  Scudworth: [looking into a periscope in his office at Joan and Abe] Young, unsuspecting clones. Litt...
• Episode 2: Election Blu-Galoo
  Mr. Butlertron: Shouldn't you be saving some of this money for your secret plan instead of having me...
• Episode 3: A.D.D.: The Last 'D' Is for Disorder
  Gandhi: I don't wanna live in a world where buds dis their homeboys. You're a high-school principal,...
• Episode 4: Film Fest: Tears of a Clone
  Scudworth: Mr. Butlertron, my bosses are coming over for dinner and look at this place! I haven't ch...
• Episode 5: Sleep of Faith: La Rue D'Awakening
  Creepy Trucker: I was in my 18 wheeler late one night, at about the sleepy hour. When I come upon a ...
• Episode 6: Homecoming: A Shot in D'Arc
  Canada:1 December 2002...
• Episode 7: Plane Crazy: Gate Expectations
  Announcer: Previously on a very special Clone High: Joan made a pass at Abe. Cleo made a pass at Joa...
• Episode 8: Raisin the Stakes: A Rock Opera in Three Acts
  Scudworth: Any group that controls this many fonts and is bold enough to use all these exclamation m...
• Episode 9: A Room of One's Clone: The Pie of the Storm
  Announcer: Previously on a very special Clone High: This is a really long episode so I am going to g...
• Episode 10: Litter Kills: Litterally
  Canada:19 January 2003...
• Episode 11: Snowflake Day: A Very Special Holiday Episode
  Announcer: Previously on a very special Clone High: Joan got a new room mate. Abe and Cleo continued...
• Episode 12: Makeover, Makeover, Makeover: The Makeover Episode
  Abe Lincoln: Thank you, Joan. Wherever you are.::Joan of Arc: [right next to him] I'm right here.::A...
• Episode 13: Changes: The Big Prom: The Sex Romp: The Season Finale
  Scudworth: Stamos! Damn his jet black hair and award winning smile! Oh I'm a failure! I start to dia...

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Clone High - Abandoned Pools

Way way back in the 1980's
Secret government employees
Dug up famous guys and ladies
And made amuzing genetic copies
Now their clones are sexy teens
Now they're going to make it if they tried
Loving, learning, sharing, judging
Time to laugh, and shiver and cry
Time to watch,
Clone High
Energetic and engaging
Clone High
Our Angst is Entertaining
Clone High
Our Lives are Never Boring
Who am I?
There's a place that you can go to
And it's never very far
Famous people you can live through
If you don't know who you are
Why, there is so much to live up to
Expectations are so high
I'm not crying
It's my contacts
There must be something in my eye
You all must watch,
Clone High
Insipired and organic
Clone High
Possibly dramatic
Clone High
More fun than watching static
Where am I?
Clone High
Time to laugh, and shiver and cry.
I'll see you at
Clone High
I can't esacpe my name
Clone High
That's the price of fame
Clone High
Life is just a game
That's why...