'Joe Bob' is featured as a movie character in the following productions:
Bikini Vampire Babes (2010)
Actors:
Ron Benton (actor),
Herman Brown (actor),
Mark Adam Goff (actor),
Rod Harris (actor),
Jack C. Hays (actor),
Peyton Mortimer (actor),
Peyton Mortimer (actor),
Emily Murray (actor),
Branden Smith (actor),
Jesse Storm (actor),
Sharis Fajardo (actress),
JoJo (actress),
Kimberly R Jones (actress),
Talor Reazin (actress),
Ted West (producer),
Plot: A story about Lizette, a web savvy vampire who makes her living participating in bikini contests, runs into trouble when her car breaks down on the way to the world bikini championship in Las Vegas. Just because we're undead doesn't mean we don't have to make a living!
Keywords: bikini, spoof, vampire
Genres:
Comedy,
Horror,
The Vern: A One Hit Wonder Story (2010)
Actors:
Eric Andersen (actor),
Karl Anderson (actor),
Kevin Bewersdorf (actor),
Dalith Coetez (actor),
Fabian Cortez (actor),
Frank Ertl (actor),
Dalith Gamboa (actor),
Jose Garcia Medano (actor),
Javier Garcia (actor),
Derrick Heard (actor),
Kirk Hunter (actor),
Tony Hussey (actor),
Bryan Lane (actor),
Tom Lane (actor),
Paul Alexander (actor),
Genres:
,
Yakoo 9,999 (2005)
Actors:
Ciro Cardenas (actor),
Kyle Irion (actor),
Sam Miller (actor),
Joe Mims (actor),
Kevin Molyneaux (actor),
Javier Pantoja (actor),
Christiano Dias (writer),
Christiano Dias (director),
Jack Days (editor),
Genres:
Horror,
Short,
Mob Daze (2002)
Actors:
Mitchel Auman (actor),
Ford Austin (actor),
Bruce Baum (actor),
Ari Bavel (actor),
Eric Edwards (actor),
Joe Estevez (actor),
Rist Gilgen (actor),
David Lawson (actor),
Perry Poston (actor),
Mike Schmille (actor),
Brock Short (actor),
Chris Watson (actor),
Robert Z'Dar (actor),
Richard Zwaduk (actor),
J. Steve Anderson IV (producer),
Genres:
Comedy,
Inbred Rednecks (2001)
Actors:
Mark-Ellis Bennett (actor),
Casey Fox (actor),
Shannon 'Redman' Franklin (actor),
J.R. Hooper (actor),
Steve Lewis (actor),
Wayne P. Liles (actor),
Butch Long (actor),
Brent Ponder (actor),
Bigass Rooster (actor),
Joshua P. Warren (actor),
Mike Weeks (actor),
Tiffany Leigh Linebaugh (actress),
Joshua P. Warren (producer),
Joshua P. Warren (writer),
Joshua P. Warren (composer),
Genres:
Comedy,
Quotes:
Clovis: She's got legs from her ass to the floor.
Cashier: Oh my God, I've died and gone to a redneck hell!
Sheriff: Let's get the ass-whuppin' started!
Sidekick with beer gut: A guy walkin' around here with an attitude, just because he's a midget!
Inferno (1999)
Actors:
Erik Aude (actor),
Jonathan Avildsen (actor),
Philip Bruns (actor),
Ray Chang (actor),
Gregory Scott Cummins (actor),
Neil Delama (actor),
Larry Drake (actor),
Bill Erwin (actor),
David 'Shark' Fralick (actor),
Jim Hanks (actor),
Brett Harrelson (actor),
Jeff Kober (actor),
Paul Koslo (actor),
Silas Weir Mitchell (actor),
Steve Adell (actor),
Plot: Eddie Lomax (Van Damme) is a vetern soldier sick of life, wandering the desert looking for a reason to die. An incident with a few thugs from the nearby town who steal Eddies motorbike and beat him almost to death, starts in Eddie a flame for revenge. Helped by Mr. Early, and some other good fellows, Eddie is out for vengeance.
Keywords: action-hero, ambush, bare-breasts, beating, blonde, blood, blood-spatter, brawl, cowboy, cowboy-boots
Genres:
Action,
Drama,
Romance,
Taglines: Left for dead. Burning for revenge.
Quotes:
Eddie Lomax: Hey, can't we all just get along?
Eddie Lomax: Right hat... Wrong guy!
Sexy Woman Infatuated With Eddie #1: That was really nice of him to help us.::Sexy Woman Infatuated With Eddie #2: I wonder how big his penis is.
Johnny: Looks like a bunch of white guys with bushes on their heads.
Johnny: I wanna tell you about the craziest white man I ever knew. We go back Eddie and me. I read your postcard and it said you were sending me a gift.::[nods to Eddie's motorcycle]::Johnny: Is that it?::Eddie Lomax: Yeah!::Johnny: I appreciate it Eddie. I really do. I always loved that bike.::Eddie Lomax: Sorry it broke down.::Johnny: Hey, it's an old Indian just like me. It's not the end of the world; what are you gonna do man, kill yourself?::Eddie Lomax: [takes out a Colt .45 and cocks it] That's what I'm here for Johnny.::Johnny: Postcard didn't say when you were coming. So I lit a fire. I've been watching for you.::Eddie Lomax: [in a drunken state, Eddie loads another clip into his pistol and calls out to Johnny] You know why I came to see you?::Johnny: [smiles] I've got a pretty good idea amigo.::Eddie Lomax: [Eddie begins reminiscing about the days of the war and all the people he killed] What good did we do? NOTHING! We used to do it real good Johnny! Killing... the memories. They haunt me Johnny!::[Eddie cocks his pistol again and fires three shots into the air, while shouting]::Eddie Lomax: I KILLED THEM JOHNNY!::Johnny: That's why you got the medal, Eddie.::Eddie Lomax: Hey! I had this dream about the Devil. He reserved a whole floor of Hell, just for me Johnny. What do you think about that?::[fires a shot into the air and chuckles wickedly]::Johnny: Tell me more about your dream Eddie.::Eddie Lomax: [sits down on the ground] Oh! My dream. I think about it alot Johnny. I think about it a lot. CHECKING OUT! Finito... Enough.::[holds up pistol and shows it to Johnny]::Eddie Lomax: That's why I'm here Johnny... to kill myself.::[Eddie then lays back on the ground with a look of misery on his face and whispers silently]::Eddie Lomax: I need your okay. I need your okay man.::Johnny: [sees the Hogan's truck approaching] Eddie... you may not need my okay.
Leon: Hey! If you're looking for UFOs, take a fucking hike.
Ramsey Hogan: You two were the unfortunate results of recreational fucking, back when fucking was fun.::Matt Hogan: Jeez...::Ramsey Hogan: Get over it.
Zombie Bloodbath 2 (1995)
Actors:
Dwen Doggett (actor),
Dennis Douda (actor),
Ray Ettinger (actor),
Paul Fredrocks (actor),
Mark Glover (actor),
Dan Miller (actor),
Dave Miller (actor),
Richard Mock (actor),
Byron Nichodemus (actor),
Harry Rose (actor),
Jeff Sisson (actor),
Nick Stodden (actor),
Pat Stodden (actor),
Paul Van Dan Elzen (actor),
Jerry Angell (actor),
Plot: An evil demonic scarecrow resurrects the dead as ravenous cannibalistic zombies who feast on the living. A motley assortment of folks who include a bunch of bickering college kids, a trio of dangerous escaped convicts, an equally lethal pair of savage hoodlums, and three sisters do their best to stay alive and survive this harrowing ordeal.
Keywords: blood, blood-splatter, flesh-eating-zombie, gore, independent-film, intestines, shot-on-video, violence, zombie, zombie-violence
Genres:
Horror,
The Girls from Butthole Ridge (1994)
Actors:
Max Hardcore (actor),
Dave Hardman (actor),
Alex Sanders (actor),
Lacy Andrews (actress),
Sally Layd (actress),
Nicole London (actress),
Max Hardcore (producer),
Romolo Pecci (writer),
Max Hardcore (director),
Genres:
Adult,
Johnny Be Good (1988)
Actors:
Scott Bate (actor),
Marshall Bell (actor),
Seymour Cassel (actor),
Harvey Christiansen (actor),
Michael Colyar (actor),
Howard Cosell (actor),
John Cunningham (actor),
Ted Dawson (actor),
Gary G. DeLaune (actor),
John Deluna (actor),
David Denny (actor),
Robert Downey Jr. (actor),
Robert Downey Sr. (actor),
Chris Dunn (actor),
Michael Alldredge (actor),
Plot: It's recruiting time and despite being short and scrawny, Johnny Walker is America's hottest young football prospect. His dilemma: should he take one of the many offers from college talent scouts or should he attend the local state college with his girlfriend and give up his football career?
Keywords: airplane, american-football, american-football-player, bare-chested-male, best-friend, boyfriend-girlfriend-relationship, brat-pack, character-name-in-title, cheerleader, clothes-on-shower
Genres:
Comedy,
Sport,
Taglines: Every college in the country wants Johnny. 'Cause when he's good he's very very good. And when he's bad he's better.
Quotes:
Wayne Hisler: Dear lord, we pray that we may win this game today. We ask that you give us the strength and the courage to win our 2nd straight state championship. We ask lord that nobody on our side is seriously injured. We know that we are the best team. We ask that you allow us to win this game. The lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it, because that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. Alright lift your heads boys, prayers over. I talked to god. I'm thru talking to god, now I'm talking to you. You're gonna be out there in front of your families, the student body, every girl you ever had a hard on for is gonna be out there today but you will not be going to no sock-hop tonight boys, you will not get no honey on your stinger if you don't go out there and bust your ass. Because this is it. This is the big one. I want you to taste it. I want you to smell it son. There's winners and there's nothing else. I don't give a shit what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser you go live in Russia. I'm not a loser. I'm a winner. I'm an American. Who wants to be John Wayne? Who wants to grab a root and hang on? Who wants to get a mean on? Get a mean on son. Let me see you get a mean on son. Now who wants it? I want to know, who wants this? Who wants to get a mean on? Who wants it? Let's go!
Georgia Elkans: Well. Since you're not going to speak, you WILL rub my feet.
Leo Wiggins: You kind of look like a combo Liberace meets Prince's mom. But it's groovy!
Johnny Walker: [in agony] I broke my dick, Coach.
Wayne Hisler: You looking for sympathy Leo? Look in the dictionary between 'shit' and 'syphilis'.
The Ballad of Andy Crocker (1969)
Actors:
Lee de Broux (actor),
Jimmy Dean (actor),
Marvin Gaye (actor),
Harry Harvey (actor),
Peter Haskell (actor),
Bobby Hatfield (actor),
Joe Higgins (actor),
Pat Hingle (actor),
David Kent (actor),
Lee Majors (actor),
Warren Peterson (actor),
Claudia Bryar (actress),
Mimi Dillard (actress),
Jill Haworth (actress),
Charlie Briggs (actor),
Plot: A returning Vietnam veteran finds out that his girlfriend has been forced into marrying someone else, his small business is in ruins and friends are in short supply.
Keywords: character-name-in-title, motorcycle-chase, unsold-tv-series-pilot, vietnam
Genres:
Drama,