Pale Force

Cast

• Jim Gaffigan

• Season 1
• Episode 1: Meet Pale Force
  The first episode of Pale Force opens with two robbers stealing a diamond. Jim and Conan shine their...
• Episode 2: Pale Force Begins
  USA:1 February 2006...
• Episode 3: Pale Imposter
  USA:27 April 2006...
• Episode 4: Sidekicks
  USA:12 October 2006...
• Episode 5: Miss Massachusetts
  Jim goes to the Legion of Pale with some disturbing information. Once-pale stars Lindsay Lohan, Scar...
• Episode 6: Charlie Rose
  Jim and Conan appear on the PBS talk show, Charlie Rose. Rose incessantly interrupts and asks banal ...
• Episode 7: Conan and the King
  While cleaning the Shade Cave, Conan discovers a time machine. Jim scolds Conan for touching it, say...
• Season 2
• Episode 1: Flapjacks for Jim
  USA:1 October 2007...
• Episode 2: Maine vs. Utah
  USA:1 October 2007...
• Episode 3: Carnival Conan
  USA:8 October 2007...
• Episode 4: Land of the Robots
  USA:22 October 2007...
• Episode 5: So You Think You're Pale
  USA:29 October 2007...
• Episode 6: Canadatown
  USA:19 November 2007...
• Episode 7: Lady Pale
  USA:14 January 2008...
• Episode 8: Conan the Big Red Dork
  USA:28 January 2008...
• Season
• Episode : Conan in Love
  USA:7 December 2006...
• Episode : The Cliffhanger
  USA:26 February 2007...
• Episode : Pale Force the Movie
  USA:16 January 2007...
• Episode : Law and Order: Pale Force
  USA:23 January 2007...
• Episode : Pale Christmas
  USA:14 December 2006...

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Why - Pilfers
• What's New - Pilfers
• Skungle - Pilfers
• My Time Now - Pilfers
• Mr. Exploita - Pilfers
• Legal Shot Pam Pam - Pilfers
• Lay - Pilfers
• Climbing - Pilfers
• Choose Life - Pilfers
• Chawalaleng - Pilfers
• Agua - Pilfers
• Believers - Believers

Open up my heart to you for I cared for you the most
And you did to me what I fear the worst
Tears fell on pillow then as I contemplated death,
I refuse to make this my last breath
Hear me when I say
WHY? You suddenly calling me
WHY? You want to come back to me
WHY? You want to make love to me
Mi say mi exgal she take off
And then she come back like she want to get choose
She taking big man for a baby
Gal you must be crazy
Ah you roll the dice & you loose
She see upstairs pon di balcony
VIP section surrounded by raving beauties
Her pretty face couldn't carry her to get pass my manager
Neither mi securities
WHY? You suddenly calling me
WHY? You want to come back to me
WHY? You want to make love to me
Keep walking keep on walking cause I aint talking to you
NO! NO! NO! Way you use the power of persuasion girl
If you see me on the main don't bother to call out my name
You voice brings me too much shame
You're always doing stupid shit
You never calculate the risk
You always want your own way
WHY? You suddenly calling me
WHY? You want to come back to me
WHY? You want to make love to me
She's out there!
Standing up under the marquee
She's out there!
Standing with her sexy body
She's out there!
Her very presence is haunting me
She's out there!
Why di gal she never leave already?
WHY? You suddenly calling me
WHY? You want to back to me

Well here we go on this again
Going talk and like there's just no end to it
Oh, sorry sappy but I can’t see
What's falling down on top of me
What's new did you go and change your mind?
Seems to happen all the time
Are we the double yellow lines?
Stretching out for miles and miles
Here we go again
You're bubbling, bubbling, bubbling with Pilfers
Now I see things for what they are
The undiscovered truth about it
Once you find it you can't hide it
Open up and come my way
What's new did you go and change your mind?
Seems to happen all the time
Are we the double yellow lines?
Stretching out for miles and miles
And it always ends the same
Fucked up in these head games
Complications rise and rise
See yourself see yourself
It always end the same
Fucked up in these head games
On my back you ride and ride
See yourself in your own discise
I have a great appreciation for your beauty
Surpassed only by your personality baby
You make me freaky baby
With my emotions baby
You've got me drifting like debris in the sea
well here we go on this again
Going talk and talk like there's just no end to it
Oh sorry sappy but I can’t see
What's falling down on top of me
Talk me up I like that sound
Your twisting how I feel around
Well I went swimming paid the price
Went down three times came up twice
What's new did you go and change your mind?
Seems to happen all the time
Are we the double yellow lines?
Stretching out for miles and miles
Here we go again, here we go again

Ah - hoy! We come, fi nice up the scene when
You're purple or your black or your pink or your green
Ah-hoy! The cry of the poor man
Destinations, Zion I'm stepping out of Babylon
Now that we got your interest
Yes just let your faith and the Father, do the rest
Hear me now
Kick up your heels to this one - one one - one
Kick up your heels to this one - one - one - one
Mi nah care who want come criticize
Mi no sey di father na go left by mi side
Satan follers gwine to collide

Old foogies living the past
One thing I know that so ridiculous
They don't want a single thing to change
See how the punk dem ah act kinda strange
They're still missing events of their glory days
They're threathen by my rebellious fire it's my soul
It's my time now
Sing it children to the rising sun
It's my time now
Make a pledge before the sun goes down
Are you ready?
Some seek to conform our individuality
Try make us over like on a talk show
Say this, say that act properly
Your reality is not my reality
They're still missing events of their glory days
They're threatened by my rebellious fires it's my soul
It's my time now
Sing it children to the rising sun
It's my time now
Make a pledge before the sun goes down
Are you ready?
Secure your future
Stand poised be ready to fight
Secure your future
Carve your name in lights
Give me my equal opportunity
Give me my equal opportunity
It's my time now
Sing it children to the rising sun
It's my time now

Your greetings a sinister smile
Knowing to raas that you're trying to pull the wool over my eyes
Blood sweat and tears build up your company
My perspiration is burning up my eyes
If you're complacent, that's when they're going take control
Like a groundhog they want you to be afraid of your shadow
Don't want you to know night and day or rain from snow
They don't want you to view how life can go
If dare mention your frustration by asking a question
You face turbulation
You nah get promotion
What's your decision
About this demotion
Mr. Exploita
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Mr. Exploita
Mr. Exploita
You see the theif him a run now
Mr. Exploita
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Mr. Exploita
Mr. Exploita
Your greetings a sinister smile
Knowing to raas that you're trying to pull the wool over my eyes
Blood sweat and tears build up your company
My perspiration is burning up my eyes
If you're complacent, that's when they're going take control
Like a groundhog they want you to be afraid of your shadow
Don't want you to know night and day or rain from snow
They don't want you to view how life can go
Liberation! Liberation!
I say
Take away the shackels off your brain
Maintain
Take away the shackels off your brain
Maintain
Liberation!
You know, I know, and now they now
Now that they know they want you go
You know, I know, and now they now

We go down in our stylee
For all of the massive dem now
When time we touch up the stage
Guaranteed to move up the crowd
Legal Shot dem ahfi bust now
Because we ruff ruff raggamuffin.
Legal shot dem ahfi bust now because we raggamuffin.
Look how we ragga and we jumbo
Easy now decima settle now angela
Dem girls are the champion bubblers
Draw down now on mi corner top the agenda
Dat ah reggae mania
No war monger neither backbiter fi even dare
Think about fi enter
Ragga muffin control dis ah corner
No pussy test cos we ah di ruler
Legal Shot dem ahfi bust now
Because we ruff ruff raggamuffin.
Legal shot dem ahfi bust now because we raggamuffin.
Look how we ragga and we jumbo
We gonna ride into town me and the crew and the possey
Searching for the boy who just rape this young lady
Were gonna hang his raw carcus out on the galee
If we can't find no galee well hang out on the nearest tree
Pam pam hey ahs just the sound of a gun
Another rude budebwoy get shot down
Now there was seven Jamaican badboys from the altar of the sun
And they were looking for some revenge from some guy that raped dis women
So when the shots bust and the smoke cleared in the valley of the dead
Oh well these seven Jamaican badboys shot another bad man down
Pam pam hey ahs just the sound of a gun
Another rude budebwoy get shot down
Pam pam hey ahs just the sound of a gun
Another rude budebwoy get shot down
I got a call from Angela and she was in deress
No there is danger of me losing my happiness
So I loaded up my glock I didn't stop
I jumped in my Lexus
As I reach upon the scene you know sey shot
Would have fi lick
Before she cry eyewater eyewater on my shoulder
Pam pam hey ahs just the sound of a gun
Another rude budebwoy get shot down
Cartoon Platoon comeout at full moon
Just like a stalker they want to consume
Life life has so many many moods
Somebody somebody wants to be in somebody somebodys shoes
Want it on a platter but they don't pay dues
Give them the power but they don't have tools
Show them the signs but they can't read clues
Give them freedom but they don't know the rules
Like apples on trees fall and get bruise
See how dem dazed & see how dem confused
Better know the elements that's around you
How long do the fools wish to be fools
Look in yourself for yourself to rescue
Cus we possess the wisdom of the guru
Many are called chosen are few

If you're living by the words of the doom-sayers
Or letting it all ride with the hoarse-players
Drifting in this landslide flowing
Happy in the boat you're rowing round
Row it round
If you're staring the face of the tidal wave
Running from the jab of the switchblade
Tumbling in this seething welter
Wish that you could live forever now
Lay, lay, lay, lay, lay, lay your head down
Lay, lay, lay, lay, lay, lay your head down
Lay, lay, lay, lay, lay, lay your head down
Lay, lay, lay, lay, lay, lay your head down
Falling through the cracks in the loop holes
Wash the dirty hands in the washbowl
Redefine the definition
Stand it by your constitution
Looking for some retribution
Turn it back one revolution now
Lay, lay, lay, lay, lay, lay your head down
Lay, lay, lay, lay, lay, lay your head down
Lay, lay, lay, lay, lay, lay your head down
Lay, lay, lay, lay, lay, lay your head down
Head the warning now, skies are gray
Seek shelter from the rain
Cross the water now to escape
Seek shelter
Stake it here your claim to fame
Knowing you can't break that chain
Re define the definition
Stronger than your constitution
Looking for some retribution
Turn it back one revolution now
Lay, lay, lay, lay, lay, lay your head down
Lay, lay, lay, lay, lay, lay your head down
Lay, lay, lay, lay, lay, lay your head down
Lay, lay, lay, lay, lay, lay your head down
Lay, lay, lay, lay, lay, lay your head down
Lay, lay, lay, lay, lay, lay your head down
Lay, lay, lay, lay, lay, lay your head down

Now I'm so glad to know they've all just gone home
'Cos finally we're here alone at last
Now our desires have been held back for hours
Our emotions run strong
Like the trade winds off the shores
Chorus:
And I can't wait a minute, wait another minute at all
You've got me climbing up the wall
And I can't wait a minute, wait another minute at all
You've got me climbing up the wall
The TV cast shadows that flicker on the walls
And it reminds me of the lake on a summers night
Let yourself fall into my caramel vortex
You don't have to be afraid
We'll be safe as we twist
Chorus
You got me climbing up, you've got me climbing up the wall
Now that we rid out we guests its
Time to raise some hell
Inna mi fridge mi have a bowl of cherries
And some white zinfandel
If you want some love spectacular
Lay back and relax 'pon mi sofa
Same thing the chorus all say
Rude bwoy now 'pon de replay

Another failed attempt at your suicide
How could i live if you're not in my life
Not willing to sacrifice
The heart that beats your precious life
Received a phone call last night late
Half awake in my cinnamon dreams
Despite plees of caramel sweets
You said: death might be a restful peace
Choose life rude bwoy choose life rude girl
Don't let the pressures of this world get to you
Choose life rude bwoy choose life rude girl
Embark upon the journey that waits for you
Desperation became clear
One false move and your world would tear
Abandon thoughts that no one cares
Let melodies comfort in your scares
Choose life rude bwoy choose life rude girl
Don't let the pressures of this world get to you
Choose life rude bwoy choose life rude girl
Embark upon the journey that waits for you
Abandon thoughts that no one cares
Let melodies comfort in your scares
I can't live if you're not in my life
Nor will i sacrifice
Choose life rude bwoy choose life rude girl
Don't let the pressures of this world get to you
Choose life rude bwoy choose life rude girl

Chawalaleng
Chawalaleng
Not fi you body or your dollars but your spiritual sense
This ah fi de massive dem who want to repent
He cast away shadows of doubts to make your sunlight beam
Open up your heart and let your light it come in
From uno righteous uno will no whe mi mean
You hands and your heart dem ahfi pure and clean
Chawalaleng
Chawalaleng
Dem ah wolf in sheep clothing living under disguise
Wicked man will die before the righteous man
Let my words of meditations be a call to the wise
And my thoughts of revenge be cast aside
Chawalaleng
Chawalaleng
They live their life in darkness,
They don't seem to channel the light.
They strive for material success

I embrace dawn's early light with a view i've never known
For it's the morning after
Shades of crimson adorn the horizon
Seems like the cold fronts come and gone,
So I was glad when you came along
For you possess the right vibration
AGUA deeper, deeper you got me swimming in a your love river
AGUA deeper, deeper Pandora's box is open for my pleasure
I succumb to a gentle sleep
For love's union makes me weak
And it's he evening after
I found peace in our encounter
Surpressed emotions much too long,
So I was glad when you came along
For you possess the right vibration
You have no idea...no, no idea
Yeah what you're doing to me
AGUA deeper, deeper you got me swimming in a your love river
AGUA deeper, deeper Pandora's box is open for my pleasure
Nuff guys want you since came pon di scene
I feel so lucky that you choose me
So I dedicate my life to make you happy
Like a mermaid you're gonna swim in ecstasy
Loneliness has come and went
Now my life makes much more sense
I see my reflections after I found truth has finally found me
Surpressed emotions for so long
So I was glad when you came along
For you possess the right vibration
You have no idea...no, no idea
Yeah what you're doing to me
Surpressed emotions much too long,
So I was glad when you came along
For you possess the right vibration
AGUA deeper, deeper you got me swimming in a your love river
AGUA deeper, deeper Pandora's box is open for my pleasure
AGUA put your arms around my shoulder
AGUA you feel the pleasure SQUEEZE me tighter
AGUA ina mi arms you can sense the danger

[VERSE 1:]
Do you want me for the weekend, or just for the day?
‘Cause I know that you’re here, but I know you won’t
stay.
I know I may not be funny, and I don’t have that charm;
But I promise you honey, I will bring you no harm.
[CHORUS:]
But I guess you’re free,
Free as eagles up high,
I guess you’re free,
Now that you’re no longer mine.
[Back to chorus]
[Saxophone solo with the 2nd verse]
[VERSE 2:]
Do you want me for the weekend, or just for the day?
‘Cause I know that you’re here, but I know you won’t
stay.
Nobody knows it for real, but I know that it’s true,
And baby I’m nothing if I don’t have you.
(softer)
Nobody knows it for real, but I know that it’s true.
And baby I’m nothing if I don’t have you.