Don't call me a zero
I'm gonna be a hero
Like Phil Esposito or the Kennedys
I'll be incorporated
And I'll be imitated
And overrated, but that doesn't bother me
All the jaws will drop
And all the girls will scream
And there will be commotion when I show up on the scene
All that you will see is a celebrity
When I'm riding in my limo
I won't look out the window
Might make me homesick for humanity
There's nowhere that I can't go
And there's nobody I don't know
And there's an emptiness that's eating me
All the clocks will stop
And all the jeans will cream
It has always been my one and only dream
All that's left of me is my celebrity
Leave your heart
Lay down your art
You're here for the party
Smile and wave
Try to behave
Be happy that they've made you a celebrity
I could disappear into the great unknown
And it would wear my face as if it were its own
And all that you will see is a celebrity
All that's left of me is my celebrity
I will get in first and I will get in free
I have tasted stardom still before I breathed
My something something something
And I have never left this ambitious city
And I've only known a lust for VIP
I have studied long and hard had to proceed
Nothing but my name in bright lights called to me
And I display the perfect amount of en oui
I'll carve my face a bit, you'll indulge me
Give me celebrity my kingdom to be famous
Tell me who I have to be
Starting to be famous
Never wonder who's pulling strings above me
Cause I'm aware of wheels, heels, and vintage Gucci
I'm on my twentieth round of vitamin v
If I wasn't a celebrity
Would you be so nice to me?
If I couldn't have cheese like everyday
Would you still wanna be with me?
If I couldn't buy you diamond rings
And all those other expensive things
Would you be so into me?
If I wasn't a celebrity
(Lately)
Ive been doing a little thinking
'Bout the things
That satisfy you
It's making me wonder
'Bout the things that
You see in me
I hate the way
You like to say your
Man's a celebrity
Baby what's the deal?
I thought you wanted me for me
You gotta say what you mean
You gotta mean what you say
Cause you keep pushing me away
'Cause I ain't got
No time to play
So I say
If I wasn't a celebrity
Would you be so nice to me?
If I couldn't have cheese like everyday
Would you still wanna be with me?
Baby, if I couldn't buy you diamond rings
And all those other expensive things
Would you be so into me?
If I wasn't a celebrity
Celebrity, celebrity
Celebrity, celebrity
Celebrity, celebrity
Celebrity, celebrity
I'm glad you're having a good time
Living the life that
I laid out for me
Constantly splurging
Spending my money
On everything you see
It would be different
If you had something,
Maybe like a
J-O-B
You need to
Get your thing together, yeah
You gotta stop running games
It ain't about my fame
Cause you know if things weren't this way
You'd be gone a long time ago, so I say
If I wasn't a celebrity
Would you be so nice to me?
If I couldn't have cheese like everyday
Would you still wanna be with me?
If I couldn't buy you diamond rings
And all those other expensive things
Would you be so into me?
If I wasn't a celebrity
If you really loved me
You'd try and show me
That it ain't even about my name
But you tried to use me
And lied to fool me
So it can never be the same
So now, I'm, leaving you behind
I've found somebody
Who can love me for me
And that's all I need, yeah, oh
Celebrity, celebrity
Celebrity, celebrity
Celebrity, celebrity
Celebrity, celebrity
If I wasn't a celebrity
Would you be so nice to me?
If I couldn't have cheese like everyday
Would you still wanna be with me?
If I couldn't buy you diamond rings
And all those other expensive things
Would you be so into me?
If I wasn't a celebrity
If I wasn't a celebrity
Would you be so nice to me?
If I couldn't have cheese like everyday
Would you still wanna be with me?
If I couldn't buy you diamond rings
And all those other expensive things
Would you be so into me?
Someday I'm gonna be famous, do I have talent, well no
These days you don't really need it thanks to reality shows
Can't wait to date a supermodel, can't wait to sue my dad
Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari on my way to rehab
'Cause when you're a celebrity
It's adios reality
You can act just like a fool
People think you're cool
Just 'cause you're on TV
I can throw a major fit
When my latte isn't just how I like it
When they say I've gone insane
I'll blame it on the fame
And the pressures that go with
Being a celebrity
I'll get to cry to Barbara Walters when things don't go my way
And I'll get community service no matter which law I break
I'll make the supermarket tabloids, they'll write some awful stuff
But the more they run my name down the more my price goes up
'Cause when you're a celebrity
It's adios reality
No matter what you do
People think you're cool
Just 'cause you're on TV
I can fall in and out of love
Have marriages that barely last a month
When they go down the drain
I'll blame it on the fame
And say it's just so tough
Being a celebrity
So let's hitch up the wagons and head out west
To the land of the fun and the sun
We'll be real world bachelor jackass millionaires
Hey hey, Hollywood, here we come
'Cause when you're a celebrity
It's adios reality
No matter what you do
People think you're cool
Just 'cause you're on TV
Being a celebrity
[Lloyd Banks]
I just touched down, Ferrari to concrete
I ain't even home and they're talking about me
f-ck out my ear if you talking 'bout freedom n-gger
Free don't pay the bills Im ballin' all out, b!
You rappers don't know me
Nah I ain't your homie
If your name aint Em, Ferrari or Tony
I like my wheel chromey
My Bentley my Rolly
My Magnum my forty
South Jamaica shawty
these losses I took in the gut yo
the work's still here, I'm just cooking it up slow
Clear my mind, you whippin' the truck load
my Pop dead, but he live through his son though
if rap aint work, I'll be pimpin' on some hoe
Still eating lobster and shrimp in the Bungalow
I'm back like crack over the drumroll
You know, wherever I go the gun go
[Akon - Chorus]
We on the grind (hey) all the time (hey)
ain't bout to let a n-gga come and snatch mine
I keep a nine, you see the shine
I might just let your ass slide this time
While I get this paper, paper
While I get this paper, paper
Cause I'm a celebrity
(I don't need none of y'all)
Ghetto celebrity
(Keep your punk-ass awards)
I'm a celebrity
(Take your fake smile off)
Ghetto celebrity
aint nothing changed n-gger
[Lloyd Banks - Verse 2]
The media will test ya, popularity is pressure
Porche Panamera
platinum hammer through the metal
wreck the booth up, I'm too tough
that inner city grammer
step your jewels up, they bruised up
I'll sparkle for the camera
harsh reality's what (?) holding them back from opening
verbal attack all over these n-ggas, push the herd to the back
I'm the kind that they pray on, spending half of their day on
lay on, n-ggas for days, just shots spray on
my sound system knock and in pound Tupac
6-4 jumping like the ground too hot
they spot me, they chase a n-gga down two blocks
two shots in the air for n-ggas that aint here
two tone, two door, grey top, roof floor
green guap galore, in and out of new hall
that bright light you saw, was a paparazzi flash
I'm tryna snap a picture through your Maserati glass
[Chorus]
[Eminem]
...there are enough insults in my head
to fill up a swear jar
and have it overflowing so dont get me going, don't dare start
you'll never see me again, Amelia Earhart
I'm poppin' a wheelie off to a really unfair start
I'm past grinding for me, guess I just be grounded up
like ground round or a pound of chuck
tightly wound as f-ck
till the fire marshalls come shut
Fire marshall ground 'em up
I guess you should just shut the f-ck up
and stop f-cking around and duck
I aint playing this time, I told you I'm not down for blunts
to say I keep it 100 would probably sound redundant
like calling a bitch a hoe, or asking a gal to suck
and blowing your d-ck cock
is she up to scew and down to f-ck
it's a man's World and I'm trapped in a land of smut
with a thousand sluts wrapped with muzzles
running through a house of muts
otherwords I'm shutting up everyone one of you bitches mouth's up
and I'm watching my language if I tell you to kiss my f-cking butt
and aint sh-t changed, my sh-t still dont stink player
my farts may have become staler ever since I became a trailer park celebrity
maybe my complexion became a little paler
poster job for white trash, I'm a garbage pale kid sailor
yeah, see me up all in your b-tch means I'ma rape her,
all I got for these hoes is d-ck duck tape and a stapler so b-tch you better look for table scraps to scrape her
Chorus:
I am in love with the lies, the love, the rise, the wrongs,
They told me that it wouldn't be night for long!
The lights, the love, the rise, the loss
They told me that it wouldn't be night for long!
And I'm in love with the lights, the love,
Celebrity house, Hollywood parties that never get old!
Table full of new... , champagne new,
But my money is on Venus, but my neck is on glue.
I need a girl that look better than my girlfriend,
Not the ones that look better than their girlfriends,
Paparazzi try to pop... since I make...
But I just had my face doing a...
Hoody over my head, Jedi,
And again, looking like a baby seal,
Louis V... she ain't got no man in him,
She got no companion, she's Jenifer Aniston,
I'm trying to hit her, and her friend!
And again, and again,
Pass it to my... this city we're landing in!
What happens when it all falls,
And the success is all gone, and is all gone?
But for now I'm a celebrity!
For now I'm a celebrity!
Chorus:
Cause I'm in love with the lies, the love, the rights, the wrongs,
They told me that it wouldn't be night for long!
The lights, the love, the rise, the loss
They told me that it wouldn't be night for long!
The money they said that is the root of all evil,
At least that's what the pastor tried to teach us,
But he ain't pass around and collects and play,
Find More lyrics at
... heavy way as soon as his speech...
The happy of that girls is cool!
Shit, I'm trying to get... too!
Bit how is it the root of all evil?
If it could take my whole family out...
... bugs me, bugs jury... come and see 3PO.
Smoke so much, I gotta see 3POs
Cause I'm worldwide tour with me and...
Most cut the... behind the mikes like...
So I hate to lose my mike like...
What happens when it all falls,
And the success is all gone, and is all gone?
But for now I'm a celebrity!
For now I'm a celebrity!
Chorus:
Cause I'm in love with the lies, the love, the rights, the wrongs,
They told me that it wouldn't be night for long!
The lights, the love, the rise, the loss
They told me that it wouldn't be night for long!
Anything in life for love and meaning,
I hope they never try to tell me I'm leaving,
Getting everything I want, then I've got my mom next,
And the resign checks right after the contract.
My boys have a crazy flow...
I guess cause I was active on a radio.
Way back in high school, yeah nigger same team,
Way before...
We just contract needs!
It's funny now when I look back,
I'm a big celebrity
And I don't know what you've been told
But I think you should be more like me
So I'm gonna tell you what I know
See, you're just an average woman or man
And you shouldn't try to think for yourself
There's things that you can't understand
And I'll bet you could use my help
I'm on TV and radio
And unless I'm mistaken, you're not
So I've found almost every place I go
There's people just waiting to hear my thoughts
They say I'm a genius, they're right
So take my opinions seriously
I'll tell you how to live your life
Cause I'm a big celebrity
[Chorus:]
I'm a big celebrity
And I don't know what you've been told
But I think you should be more like me
So I'm gonna tell you what I know
I'm a big celebrity
And you've got such a long way to go
If you're gonna be more like me
So I'll tell you what you don't know
Hey big celebrity, please keep your politics
Your beliefs and your philosophies, all of it
Some advice if you wanna stay famous
Don't try to change us, just entertain us
You're a tabloid headline, a photo op
And now you want the same attention John and Yoko got
And when your album or your movie is a total flop
You'll be redundant like Bobby Brown or Robocop
So please stop and let me off your guilt trip
I know you made a lot of money and you've milked it
But you're not as smart as you think you are
So shut your mouth mr. movie star
Spreading peace and love
In the minefields of Angola
A photo opportunity
Celebrity has sold ya
They made front page news again
But they all hate the Paparazzi lens
Hollywood cocaine
A royal fascination
Cinematic lives
Far too much temptation
10% reduction to the charitable cause
Designers help stop third world wars
Verci always win
Benetton don't kill
Gap never sins
And we all get to pay the bill
United Nations all
Waiting for that presidential call
The next one in
Watch that jaded popstar grin
Wear another name
Promote another label
Donate another dollar
From the budget on yer table
Explosive occupations for
The heroes faking for their cause
Celeb-Celebrity,
Get down with a celebrity,
Celeb-Celebrity,
Get down with a celebrity,
Celeb-Celebrity,
Get down with a celebrity,
She's mine, this time.
With her own onterage,
I never thought that she could be mine,
like every time.
With every word she spoke, i had to confess
that i could be sold on every line.
And she said tell me the place,
and we'll go wherever you want,
Just say my name, and that VIP will be ours,
Just tell me the truth, what you wanna do with
me, me, me!
Woah, lets keep it on the low,
'Cause i don't think you're ready,
Lets just keep it on the low,
And dance like there's nobody watching,
Keep it on the low,
I think the time has come to get down, down, down,
With a celebrity!
Celeb-Celebrity,
Get down with a celebrity,
Celeb-Celebrity,
Get down with a celebrity,
Celeb-Celebrity,
Get down with a celebrity,
She's mine, this time.
I can't believe my eyes,
This girl has got me hooked in this time,
It's no surprise.
The paparazzi keep following, following,
I can't control what my heart desires!
And she said tell me the place,
and we'll go wherever you want,
Just say my name, and that VIP will be ours,
Just tell me the truth, what you wanna do with
me, me, me!
Woah, lets keep it on the low,
'Cause i don't think you're ready,
Lets just keep it on the low,
And dance like there's nobody watching,
Keep it on the low,
I think the time has come to get down, down, down,
With a celebrity!
Celeb-Celebrity,
Get down with a celebrity,
Celeb-Celebrity,
Get down with a celebrity,
Celeb-Celebrity,
Get down with a celebrity,
She's mine, this time.
Well if they know about it then they really need to go,
'Cause then they talk about it,
Like the people who they know,
'Cause they see her in the magazines but when she's
right in front of me,
I can't let go, won't let go,
noooo!
Woah, lets keep it on the low,
'Cause i don't think you're ready,
Lets just keep it on the low,
And dance like there's nobody watching,
Keep it on the low,
I think the time has come to get down, down, down,
With a celebrity!
Celeb-Celebrity,
Get down with a celebrity,
Celeb-Celebrity,
Get down with a celebrity,
Celeb-Celebrity,
Get down with a celebrity,
Sweeeeeet Satan
Please give me a Sony DVD
I'll watch all my porno, as clear as it should be
I'll jack off and whack off and stay at home with me
Sweet Satan, please give me a Sony DVD
Sweeeeeet Satan
Please give me my own record company
I'll only sell hip-hop and make lots of money
I'll copy what's selling, be as pop as it can be
Sweet Satan, please give me my own record company
Sweeeeeet Satan
Please give me a new Infinity
No Lexus or Corvette will ever do for me
I'll run lights and drive fast and oh-so recklessly
Sweet Satan, please give me a new Infinity
Sweeeeeet Satan
Please make me a big celebrity
I'll spawn a life so beautiful so everyone loves me
I wont use my power in His name or at Mc-e-Dee's
Sweet Satan, please make me a big celebrity
Sweeeeeet Satan
Please make me a big celebrity
Sweeeeeet Satan
Please give me my own magazine
I'll review new records and really write 'em mean
I'll sound the gong, "No music!" the event that no one
reads
Sweet Satan please give me my own magazine
Sweeeeeet Satan
She doesn't care about the silver screen
She doesn't care about the music business
She doesn't care about the arty Scene
cos all she knows is she wants to be famous!
she want's to ride in a chauffeured car
her photograph in the morning papers
cos in this world it's who you are
and all she knows is she want's so be famous!
She want's to be a celebrity with her face in a magazine
She doesn't care how you get her there
she just doesn't want to be alone anymore...
She doesn't care about the TV Shows
unless of course it's about Eastenders
and Hollywood is where she wants to go
where she can bitch about the new pretenders
and everywhere there'll be screaming fans
scrambling just to get her picture
and then the world is in her hands
bigger than the queen and so much richer
She want's to be a celebrity with her face in a magazine
She doesn't care how you get her there
she just doesn't want to be alone
she'd like to be the party qeen who is etched in your memory
she doesn't care if you stop and stare
she just doesn't want to be alone anymore...
She's got a dream and she'll never stop
until she's there sitting at the top
she doesn't care what she has to do
even if she has to step over you
and in the club with her famous friends
oh how the highs will never end
until the day when she hit's the floor
when no one knows her anymore
She want's to be a celebrity with her face in a magazine
She doesn't care how you get her there
she just doesn't want to be alone
she'd like to be the party qeen who is etched in your memory
she doesn't care if you stop and stare
Washed up, strung out
Living in a black out
World spinning out of control
Face down, messed up
Never gonna be enough
Just another part of the show
You finally fall away
The lights are fading
You wear it on your face
The cracks are breaking
Where's your celebrity now
Cause we're so lost without you
Where's your celebrity now
So out of control
A million lights can change a life
Or how far you'd go
Careful what you wish for
You just might get it
Bright light, burn out
Villains with a hand out
Selling every inch of your soul
Fake life, fake town
Tired of the let down
The chemicals are starting to show
The lines they fall away
The fall is never ending
You wear it on your face
The cracks are breaking
You used to make this for me
I turned to her and I said
We'll hurl my biography
into this whirling pool
see which way the blue ink runs
on an ocean of lenses
I'm drifting like a fool
smouldering focus of those instant suns
And all of these
cause and effect motion pictures
impossible to avoid
a single image of me
it's living
on a whole subcontinent of celluloid
You'll like me
you're like me
you'll recognise my name
you'll like me
you're like me
have a picture of me
pointing out of frame
now go ...
The magnifying circus
the magnifying circus
a wealth of detail is going cheap
cause and error
trial and effect
isn't it enough to put you all to sleep?
But my likeness
it's to your liking
so I won't stay away
I'll be back long before you know it
to dazzle you again
I daresay
You'll like me
you're like me
you'll turn the page and watch
your kids are eating effigies of me
fluorescent butterscotch
There's a shimmering lake of real lives
it's a backdrop
it's an afterthought
tell rite, will there be a dressing room
and will there be shadows at the airport?
This set is hotter than the Holy Land
it all beats down from above
long golden weeks of close-ups
cool and convincing shows of love
You'll like me
you're like me
you'll recognise my name
you'll like me
you're like me
have a picture of me
pointing out of frame
You'll like me
you're like me
you'll turn the page and watch
your kids are eating effigies of me
fluorescent butterscotch
If one life has been saved
by this photography session
I hide my plans to build the planes,
the traffic's scarce so I'll go out and brave it.
I'll walk into my hallway, the living room and out the door I'll save it
and I'll make it.
It's not that far and it won't be long,
until the day's not wasted anymore.
But motivation lacks temptation
and soon that void will disappear.
I waste my life at 3 am,
that's the only time when I'm awake.
The television is my best friend,
and the living knows that it will break,
it's just fate.
It's not that far and it won't be long,
until the day's not wasted anymore.
But motivation lacks temptation
and soon that void will disappear.
Searching for the answers that I may never find,
there's nothing left for me to do,
so I'll just play Sweet Child O' Mine.
People act so different now,
the friends I used to have I know just fake it.
Maybe I'll come back someday,
where everything will be just like I made it,
so I'll take it.
It's not that far and it won't be long,
until the day's not wasted anymore.
But motivation lacks temptation
and soon that void will disappear.
Searching for the answers that I may never find,
there's nothing left for me to do,
so I'll just jump back in this life.
Searching for the answers that I may never find,
there's nothing left for me to do,
I hide my plans to build the planes,
the traffic's scarce so I'll go out and brave it.
I'll walk into my hallway, the living room and out the door I'll save it
and I'll make it.
It's not that far and it won't be long,
until the day's not wasted anymore.
But motivation lacks temptation
and soon that void will disappear.
I waste my life at 3 am,
that's the only time when I'm awake.
The television is my best friend,
and the living knows that it will break,
it's just fate.
It's not that far and it won't be long,
until the day's not wasted anymore.
But motivation lacks temptation
and soon that void will disappear.
Searching for the answers that I may never find,
there's nothing left for me to do,
so I'll just play Sweet Child O' Mine.
People act so different now,
the friends I used to have I know just fake it.
Maybe I'll come back someday,
where everything will be just like I made it,
so I'll take it.
It's not that far and it won't be long,
until the day's not wasted anymore.
But motivation lacks temptation
and soon that void will disappear.
Searching for the answers that I may never find,
there's nothing left for me to do,
so I'll just jump back in this life.
Searching for the answers that I may never find,
there's nothing left for me to do,
so I'll just end with this sweet bass line.
When Tupac died everybody realized,
That you can’t be a gangster every day.
And everybody knows that Michael Jackson knows,
That you can’t go touching no 12 year olds.
So you wanted to be,
A Celebrity
Come here and take your picture,
You won’t know what will hit ya,
When you’re trying to be,
In woman’s weekly,
You better stop before you cover,
Or you’ll end up just like Peter Andre
Now remember the time when Owen Hart died,
He fell a thousand stories and it took his life,
And money was the cause of talking Demi Moore,
Into taking of her clothes when she hadn’t before
So you wanted to be,
A Celebrity
Come here and take your picture,
You won’t know what will hit ya,
When you’re trying to be,
In woman’s weekly,
You better stop before you cover,
Or you’ll end up just like Peter Andre
Hey! Hey! Peter Andre! (x3)
Hey! Hey! Hey! Peter Andre!
You’ll be ageing more than Sean Connery,
You’ll be acting worse than Pamela Lee
More creepy than the Adam’s family.
I fell in love with a celebrity,
With all the fame you never noticed me.
Your such a movie star,
I think about you nightly,
And you ain't had a chance to meet a guy who might be like me,
Right now I'm 25,
You in your lower 20's,
I want to see you walk around in your bra panties,
I must admit,
It made me upset,
In Dead Man's Chest you was kissing Johnny Depp,
Knowing that it should be me,
You should be kissing me,
You made me mad now you owe me an apology,
I forgive you this time and this time only,
Next time it's over,
So what if I get lonely,
I'm down for you,
I beat up any reporter,
Who be saying that you got an eating disorder,
Where's that Vanity Fair magazine with you posing naked,
Straight to the bathroom is the place that I take it,
We're heaven-made together,
Forever you and I,
If you ever leave me,
I commit suicide.
I fell in love with a celebrity,
With all the fame you never noticed me.
I fell in love with a celebrity,
With all the fame you never noticed me.
Mirror mirror on the wall,
Tell me who is more fairer,
Than my dearest Keira,
Come on tell me mirror mirror,
Hands down,
The fliest European,
You looking right in the Pirate's of the Carribean,
Let's get it on Miss Elizabeth's one,
Tonight I'm gonna make you a brand new mom,
One night I was bored,
So I played with my sword,
While I watched you on the MTV Movie Awards,
I hear you don't date Americans,
Because you think we too arrogant,
And to your family,
That might be an embarrassment,
So would you love me if I talked with an English accent,
And was not concerned with the latest fashion,
I wrote you a rap song because you important,
Plus I think you look better than Natalie Portman,
Do you understand how much I want to give you my lovin',
So much that I just bought a ticket to London.
I fell in love with a celebrity,
With all the fame you never noticed me.
I fell in love with a celebrity,
I wanna be your man'cause I'm lovesick
I'm lovesick oh no oh no
And I'm lovestruck
I'm lovestruck o yeah o yeah
So take a chance on me
So take a chance on me oh oh
You know it's been so near
You know it's been so near
But oh so long
But oh so long
Oh so long
I wanna be your man
I've got a crush on you
Oh my oh my
Oh yes oh no oh no
It takes two, it takes two
To tango to tango
And I'm only 18 only 18I'm moving on 19Moving on 19And I'm lovesick, I'm lovesick
Oh no oh no
So take a chance on me
Yeah take a chance on me
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Oh my oh my
I've got a crush on you
Oh my oh my
Oh give it one more shot
Give it one more shot
And you know I walk that walk
And i talk that talk
But it takes two
Oh it takes two
And I'm lovesick
I'm lovesick
Oh yeah so take a chance on me
Yeah take a chance on me
Oh oh
You know it's been so near
You know it's been so near
But oh so long
But oh so long
But oh so long
Don't make me sad
Don't make me sad
Oh please please please
Should we follow our own advice? should we do what we're told all the time? there are answers a man should know. for the ones i don't have, i only wish i could stand there like you do. chin up, hands to the side of you. wear it while you can. get up and take it like a man. it's an average place to be. it's the one i have made up for me. there are things that I cannot know. when i'm feeling this bad, i only wish i could stand there like you do. chin up, hands to the side of you. wear it while you can. get up and take it like a man.
Alright. it's alright. pull me from the bright lights, and it's alright. we are dead superstars, now you know who we are. decomposing underground, are you listening now? is it true, when we die we get more of your time? on your t.v. on the air. we can be everywhere. go on. well, go on. take me to the white light. well, go on. we are dead superstars, now you know who we are. decomposing underground, are you listening now? is it true, when we die we get more of your time? on your t.v. on the air. we can be everywhere.
Circulate. this thing is taking shape. well come on and come back. we weren't expecting that. complicate. you've got a mess to make. well come on, it's the truth. we weren't expecting you. you can be a bore. you can be a blistering sore. no one here will notice you, 'cause no one loves you more than you do. regulate. you were the one mistake. well come on and get mad. we were the best you had. you can be a bore. you can be a blistering sore. no one here will notice you, 'cause no one loves you more than you do.
You swing like a girl, but you could always bring me down. you'd swallow the world if you could shove us in your mouth. say what you will if it makes you alright. take what you need if you need to. i'll try and give what you want when you want me to. would you do that for me? well maybe there was something in the air that made me wanna stop and break the stare. maybe it was easy, but so were you. you're disconnected too. i'd do that for you, but it's a welcome you've worn out. i followed your rules and they will all be broken now. say what you will if it makes you alright. take what you need if you need to. i'll try and give what you want when you want me to. would you do that for me? well maybe there was something in the air that made me wanna stop and break the stare. maybe it was easy, but so were you. you're disconnected too. say what you will if it makes you alright. take what you need if you need to. i'll try and beg your forgiveness for leaving you. could you do that for me? well maybe there was something in the air that made me wanna stop and break the stare. maybe it was easy, but so were you. i'm disconnected from you.
It's a cold one outside. have you noticed? have you noticed? i did my best. it's a gift from god. it's your money. think it's funny? well I can't be. i'm tiring out from your out and out so sit down. it's a cold one outside. can you take it? better fake it 'cause i didn't make it. a son to a father. is this what you want? come back to my mother for us. don't take this new heartbeat for granted anymore. there's a song in your mind that can turn around anyone. so, time to go. are you ready? yes, i think so. there's a song in your mind that can turn around everyone. a son to a father. is this what you want? come back to my mother for us.
This one is for the young and the old. this one is for you all to have as your own. downtown's another year older. and where have the kennedy's gone to now? this one is for you all, and you let it go. i'm ready to cave, but i'm willing to live. i wanna look over what is not and what is. and i'll lift you up before i give in. i need to feel closer now than i've ever been. this one comes from below and above. and it's given to us all, but i've seen enough.
you find the words.
i will wait.
you said you were here with me.
well you can carry yourself in your own company,
but would you stand out if you were up here with me?
and you can carry yourself.
listen to listen.
dream.
but would you stand out if you were up here with me?
i'll come on down.
That's all, i'm out. i'm used and dated now, and you won't see me in this town. i won't be, won't sing their message for them now. and you won't see me in this town. remember us and who we were. remember us when we're tired. that's all, i'm through. i'm headed someplace new, and you won't see me in this town. i could be, could sing just how they want me to, but you won't see me in this town. remember us and who we were. remember us when we're tired.
Verse One
You used to call me twenty times a day
But lately you seem distant, pushing me away
I need to know if I'm still your number one
Or does your fleeting fame mean me and you are done?
Pre Chorus
In every movie I've seen
On every tv show
I watch you through a screen
Baby now I need to know
Chorus
Celebrity, are you too good for me?
Is that what you've been thinking lately?
Celebrity, too good to be true
What do you wanna do?
Tell me baby
Verse Two
I wish I knew that the problem would worsen
I wish I knew when I'd see you in person
I need to know if I'm now your number two
Cause baby in that case I'll find someone new
Pre Chorus
In every movie I've seen
On every tv show
I watch you through a screen
Baby now I need to know
Chorus
Celebrity, are you too good for me?
Is that what you've been thinking lately?
Celebrity, too good to be true
What do you wanna do?
Tell me baby
Bridge
Do you think you're too good for me?
Is that why you're ignoring me?
Do you need more room to grow?
Baby let me know, oh
Do you think that I'll wait for you?
Do you think that that's what I'll do?
Need to know so don't pretend
Are we at an end baby?
Chorus
Celebrity, are you too good for me?
Is that what you've been thinking lately?
Celebrity, too good to be true
What do you wanna do?
Tell me baby
Chorus
Celebrity, are you too good for me?
Is that what you've been thinking lately?
Celebrity, too good to be true
What do you wanna do?
I can't leave my house can't go for a walk
I can't go to the store can't take it no more
My life is a movie for everyone to see
there's always somebody taking pictures of me
I can't protect myself I need a bodyguard
I never knew life could be this hard
Hiding round the corner just a waitin for me
I'm another victim of the Paparazzi
Is it obsession boredom or envy
They wanna exploit my life
Cause I'm a celebrity
They wanna tell the whole world lies about me
They wanna ruin my life
Cause I'm a celebrity
I'm an eccentric who made it this far
And now there's no turning back cause now I'm a star
Forget what it's like to live a normal life
My mind is all demented from this strife
The money is good and the drugs come free
I'll always have more drugs than I'll ever need.
Being on TV is no longer a game
Its nothing new to me I'm use to the fame
There's no other career left for me
Now I'm stuck with this name cause I'm a celebrity
Someday they'll make a show about me
They'll all laugh at me because I'm a celebrity
Will they remember me well I'm not sure
There'll be a time when I'm obscure
Living this lifestyle has been fun
But I'll be a washup when retirement comes
One mistake and you'll hear my name
you'll see my face all over the front page
Will I do jailtime well probably not
My get out of jail card it can be bought
Obsession boredom or envy
They wanna exploit my life
Cause I'm a celebrity
there's always lawsuits going against me
I'm always in trouble
Cause I'm a celebrity
Ooh Oh Yeah
Oh I'm a freak in a world full of freaks
Oh I'm a freak
Oh I'm a freak in a world full of freaks
Oh I'm a freak
Ooh Yeah
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