Filler! (2008)

Actors

• Jack Gattanella (actor)
• Matt Rosen (actor)
• Fred Henry III (editor)
• Fred Henry III (actor)
• Korey Hughes (actress)
• Andrew Birchenough (actor)
• Mike Dilorenzo (actor)
• Andrew Birchenough (writer)
• Mike Dilorenzo (miscellaneous crew)
• Matthew Catania (writer)
• Matthew Catania (director)
• Matthew Catania (actor)
• Lindsay Tierstein (actress)
• Lindsay Tierstein (miscellaneous crew)
• Kristin Allmer (actress)

Genres

• Comedy
• Horror
• Mystery
• Sci-Fi
• Short
• Thriller

Taglines:

He killed them with food. It was GENIUS!
He filled their stomachs with DEATH!
You know that any film whose title ends in an exclamation mark has to be awesome.
Twelve minutes of your life you'll never get back!
Das könnte Uwe Boll nicht besser machen!

Quotes:

Professor Okembje: Every day we raze billions of trees to make wrappings for food that we discard with ignorance. The destruction of our own planet is sinisterly tied to the stuffing of our own obscene faces with barely edible slop. I have determined that our current behavior of unmitigated mastication is outmoded and corrupt. I shall bring eating into the 22nd century with my revolutionary food teleporter, which shall end famine and waste forever!

Professor Okembje: I killed him with food. It was genius!

Food and Drug Administration: We can't possibly approve this device until you make it safe for public use!::Professor Okembje: Nonsense! I spent the best 30 years of my life inventing the food teleporter. I'm not going to use the 30 second best years of my life changing it because of your dumb ethics.

Food and Drug Administration: You're mad, Okembje! Mad, I tell you!::Professor Okembje: Shut up! I just teleported a whole turkey into this guy's stomach. That's fuckin' cool! When's the last time you teleported something, you dick?

Department of Agriculture: The turkey must've ruptured his stomach lining, killing him with his own gastric juices.

Professor Okembje: With this food teleporter, I could - dare I say it- rule the world! MOOHAHA! It seems that I will indeed bring food into the 22nd century. People will bow before me as I fill their stomachs... with death!

Chief Inspector: Do you think the stress of completing the scavenger hunt may have killed this Swedish backpacker?::Coroner: I thought so, but it seems that this dame was done in by this honey-glazed ham.::Chief Inspector: By the golden talons of Horus!

Chief Inspector: Do you mean to say that she ingested this ham rectally?

Chief Inspector: It's called a food teleporter. Invented by Prof. Okembje, it can teleport food anywhere in the world, usually to the tummy.::Sarah: Why would you want to do that?::Roy: Why would you not do that? You know those people starving in China? Not anymore!

Chief Inspector: And the next time I want your opinion, I'll sexually harass it out of you.