Artificial (2012)

Actors

• Vijaya Vemuri (producer)
• Vijaya Vemuri (writer)
• Vijaya Vemuri (writer)
• Deepti Naidu (actor)
• Kranthi Unknown (actor)
• Rohan Unknown (actor)
• Swetha Chowdary (actress)
• Satya Kashyap Yenni (composer)
• Vijay Vemuri (director)
• Supriya Aysola (actor)
• Nagaraju Unknown (editor)
• Abhinav Gomatam (actor)
• Mahesh Kumar Kathi (actor)

Genres

• Drama
• Mystery
• Short
• Thriller

Tunnel Vision (2012)

Actors

• Ryan Davey (actor)
• Ryan Davey (actor)
• Ryan Davey (director)
• Ryan Davey (editor)
• Ryan Davey (actor)
• Curt James Clancy (actor)
• Curt James Clancy (actor)
• Curt James Clancy (actor)
• Sam Spampinato (actor)
• Rosalie Ann Dunstan (actor)
• Rosalie Ann Dunstan (actor)
• Sam Spampinato (actor)
• Sam Spampinato (actor)
• Jesse Slockee (actor)
• Paul Fichera (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short

Suburban Knights (2011)

Actors

• James D. Rolfe (actor)
• Doug Walker (editor)
• Doug Walker (producer)
• Doug Walker (actor)
• Doug Walker (actor)
• Doug Walker (actor)
• Doug Walker (director)
• Doug Walker (writer)
• Brad Jones (actor)
• Rob Walker (producer)
• Rob Walker (actor)
• Rob Walker (writer)
• Lindsay Ellis (actress)
• Noah Antwiler (actor)
• Noah Antwiler (actor)

Genres

• Adventure
• Comedy
• Fantasy

Taglines:

Beyond reality, beyond fantasy, beyond your wildest imagination... Lies something better than this.

Quotes:

The Spoony One: So, it's like LARP'ing?::Nostalgia Critic: No! That's just a bunch of dorks dressing up and fighting for a fake reward.::The Spoony One: Well we're a bunch of dorks dressing up and fighting for a real reward.::Nostalgia Critic: Exactly!

Luke Mochrie: Yeah, well I'm Canadian!::Film Brain: That's as British as being Turkish, you tit!::Luke Mochrie: What are you talking aboot?::Film Brain: It's 'about', you twat!

JewWario: Hey! You're Todd in the Shadows, right?::Todd in the Shadows: Yeah.::JewWario: I've always wondered what you looked like under that mask- [Todd points a gun] and then he backed away.

Nostalgia Critic: [to Phelous about his costume] You look like a steroid elephant turd!

Nostalgia Critic: Don't review it!

Cinema Snob: [about Indiana Jones] He survived a nuclear explosion by hiding inside of a fridge, if that ain't fantasy I don't know what is.

Larry Prince GNN: He was described as "emotionally troubled."::Witness: He was emotionally troubled.

Larry Prince GNN: Sad. [takes off glasses] Very very sad. And now, [puts glasses back on] on a lighter note, the president has been shot...

Driver: You look like a cross between The Matrix and the Matrix Reloaded.

[repeated line]::Handsome Tom: I'm Willow.

Family Time (2011)

Actors

• Zheng Wang (producer)
• Zheng Wang (director)
• Zheng Wang (editor)
• Zheng Wang (composer)
• Zheng Wang (writer)
• Lawrence Lam (composer)
• Eric Broberg (actor)
• Eric Broberg (miscellaneous crew)
• Gail Harvey (actress)
• Serin Ngai (actress)
• Karen Yim (miscellaneous crew)
• Luann Wells (miscellaneous crew)
• Karen Yim (actress)
• Kathy Hsieh (producer)
• Kathy Hsieh (writer)

Genres

• Comedy
• Family
• Musical
• Short

Taglines:

The family that spends time together, stays together.

Beware the White Monster (2009)

Actors

• Mark Anthony Smith (writer)
• Mark Anthony Smith (director)
• Mark Anthony Smith (miscellaneous crew)
• Mark Anthony Smith (miscellaneous crew)
• Mark Anthony Smith (producer)
• Charize Apostol (editor)
• Charize Apostol (producer)
• Richard Garippo Jr. (producer)
• William Dinwiddie (actor)
• Danielle Gonzales (miscellaneous crew)
• Chandra Brenner (actor)
• William Dinwiddie (actor)
• Chandra Brenner (actor)
• Manny Rosas (actor)
• Jorge Flores (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Short

Abwertungskit (2009)

Actors

• Margit Czenki (editor)
• Margit Czenki (producer)
• Margit Czenki (director)
• Christoph Schäfer (writer)
• Lolle Fitz (actress)
• Anneliese Petersen (actor)
• Tolerantes Brandenburg (composer)
• Rainer Speck (actor)
• H.C. Tantzen (actor)

Genres

• Short

Virgins (2001)

Actors

• Hans Hernke (actor)
• Ralph Clemente (producer)
• Jaime Bergman (actress)
• Deanna Russo (actress)
• Cristen Coppen (actress)
• Ed Donovan (actor)
• David Cohen (actor)
• Thomas Loureiro (actor)
• Tom Rule (writer)
• Will Bowles (actor)
• Christy Moore (actress)
• Sarah Danielle Madison (actress)
• Lena Bouton (actress)
• Joe Marotta (producer)
• Katie F. Ward (actress)

Genres

Taglines:

A Movie Without a Climax

Cheap Shots (1993)

Actors

• Bionca (actress)
• Nikki Sinn (actress)
• Ashley Renee (actress)
• Tanya Foxx (actress)
• Shawn Ricks (actor)
• Greta Carlson (actress)
• Nikki Shane (actress)
• Keanna (actress)
• Precious Pink (actress)
• Gabriella (actress)

Genres

• Adult

Tenshi no yokubô (1979)

Actors

• Sumie Sasaki (actress)
• Terumi Azuma (actress)
• Takehiro Nakajima (writer)
• Ikuo Sekimoto (director)
• Toshizô Kudô (actor)
• Kan Mikami (actor)
• Kanji Amao (producer)
• Ken Yoshizawa (actor)
• Iwao Dan (actor)
• Tsuneo Seto (producer)
• Shinobu Yuuki (actress)
• Tadashi Takatsuki (actor)
• Nami Misaki (actress)
• Sayoko Tanimoto (actress)
• Miwako Onaya (actress)

Genres

He Walked by Night (1948)

Actors

• Donald Kerr (actor)
• Byron Foulger (actor)
• Kit Guard (actor)
• Bert Moorhouse (actor)
• Harry Harvey (actor)
• Bryan Foy (producer)
• Harry Wilson (actor)
• Ann Doran (actress)
• Robert Williams (actor)
• Crane Wilbur (writer)
• Crane Wilbur (writer)
• Steve Pendleton (actor)
• John Dehner (actor)
• Paul Scardon (actor)
• Whit Bissell (actor)

Genres

• Crime
• Film-Noir
• Thriller

Taglines:

Savage! ... Searing! ... True!
From the Homicide Files of the Los Angeles Police.

Quotes:

Narrator: [Referring to the composite sketch] They showed that picture to the inmates of jails and prisons, to men with a wide acquaintance among the cat burglars and the violence boys, informers, con men, and sharpshooters - those on the fringe of crime and those deep in the rackets. Many wanted to help - nobody could! No one in the Underworld recognized that mysterious face. He was as unknown as if he had lived in the 16th Century.

Narrator: And so the tedious quest went on. Sergeant Brennan wore out his shoes and his patience going from police station to police station, checking photos until his eyes were blurry, for policework is not all glamor and excitement and glory. There are days and days of routine, of tedious probing, of tireless searching - fruitless days - days when nothing goes right, when it seems as if no one could think his way through the maze of baffling trails the criminal leaves. But the answer to that is persistence and the hope that sooner or later something will turn up, some tiny lead that can grow into a warm trail and point to the cracking of a case.

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Housewife - Dr Dre
• Housewife - Daan
• Housewife - Jay Brannan

Now this this is one of them occasions
where the homies not doin it right
I mean he found him a hoe that he like
But you can't make a hoe a housewife
And when it all boils down you gonna find in the end
a bitch is a bitch, but a Dogg is a man's best friend
So what you found you a hoe that you like
But you can't make a hoe a housewife (wife)
I mostly sold dick while I packed a gold clip
Worked my money-maker, she got paper, she bout to trip
(Where the fuck is my money?) I cannot G guilty
You pimpin strong, but comin home, to sheets that be filthy
She on the dillzy, I take advantage
All up in them panties, I got this bitch speakin Spanish
I'm mannish - get yo' nails out my back
Slut I'm bout to nut and get up, go scrub yo' cat
Learn the player rules, this is how I play a dude
Might not be a freak, but she got on the choosin shoes
Dollar signs are folded, I can't control it
Tryin to leave her, beeper just exploded
She sweatin me, won't let me, broad turned fraud
Now she on this dick huh, got her turnin tricks huh
Man it's a trip I don't trip I'm in yo' Lexus flexin
I left her up in Dallas, Texas - assed-out
Naw hoe is short for honey, almost had her Wailin like Bunny
Tellin tales of bein pregnant, catchin Norstrom sales with abortion money
I spotted her, seen her with my nigga when I shot at her
Now we got beef, he caught up in the hoe's erotica
Exotic - she's psychotic, rockin his Nautica
Soon he'll need antibiotics (sucka bitch)
Name a sexual disease, she got it like Sam Goody
You be like, "Damn how could she hit me off with chlamydia?"
Fool I pity ya
We live in the city off, ballers
with more bouncin than a Zapp, she will doo-wah-diddy-ya
Prettier to grittier, the wittier can get her
to the Hotel, Niko, on some Sauve shit like, Rico
That's when I caught a Vision like Coleco
A high-post hoe, a perfect way for me to keep dough
Huh, have her sellin ass on Bronson Ave. and Pico
At the ho-tel, mo-tel, or the Holiday Inn (say what nigga?)
I said if that bitch keep fuckin up (beotch) then we'll fuck her friends
I said I dip, dive, what can I say?
Niggaz need to stop fuckin with O.J.
Some niggaz bang blood, some niggaz bang crip
And bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
I had to dream of hoes, I had to scream at hoes
I seen my hoes in all kinds of clothes
Lil' Almond Joy, I truly enjoy
if you blew my balls, right through my drawers
Come back to the mansion, chill at the spot
From the way she was blowin, I know she does it a lot
I have a eight-and-a-half, nine-and-three-quarters
The hoe started callin when I started boss ballin
Gimme some head, gimme some ass (uh-huh)
Gimme some cash, pass it to Daz
Pass it to Snoop, or pass it to Nate
Hoes eat dick like eggs and steak
That ain't shit new, I thought you knew (what?)
I knew you would, you wish you could
break a G down, break me down
But I'ma see you on the rebound (what what?) D.P. style
Lil' 1/2 Dead
Lil' 1/2 Dead the money jumped out to say
ol' Snoop Dogg on the look out boy?
Yeahhh
He gotta be MORE than 1/2 Dead
if he don't fill my motherfuckin drink up!
Or fill your motherfuckin mouth up
Ahhhhhh-HAHAhahahahAHAHH

Housewives, My kind of women
Don't act like a housewife
But be a housewife
Breath like a housewife
Walk like a housewife
But don't just act like a housewife
Have diner ready
Prepare yourself
Touch up your make-up
Put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh looking
He has just been with a lot of work worry people
Be a little gay, little more interesting
Prepare the children
Take a few minutes to wash the childrens hands and faces
Comb their hair, and if necessary
Change their clothes
Minimize all noise
Eliminate the noise of the washer, dryer, dishwasher, vacuum
Eliminate the noise, (quiet) paradise on earth
Try to encourage the children to be quiet
Don't greet him with problems or complaints
Don't complain if he is late for dinner
Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes
Speak in a low, soft, soothing and pleasant voice
Listen to him
You may have dozens of things to tell him,
But the moment of his arrival is not the time
Et him talk first
Never complain if he does not take you out to dinner or other pleasant entertainments
Like getting drunk
Yeah, just like getting drunk
Cadillacs, Chryslers, fords, Toyotas, Mercedes
In the modern world, everyone knows the price of almost everything,
But few the value of anything
Many value the valueless, but do not price the pricelessWho can find a virtuous woman?
For her price is far above Cadillacs, Chrysler, fords, Toyotas, Mercedes
Maybe I forgot a few brands, but then don't worry
It'll come back soon
Little good things are simply ignored
A good husband is a faithful man
A faithful man is not always a good husband
A husband today is a man who has a funky housewife
Good
Little keys open big doors
Little doors open big keys
Large crowds, huge sums of money, spectacular accidents and shocking scandals
Large crowds, huge sums of money, spectacular accidents and shocking scandals
The love for her husband is deep
She would often do things for her husband
Without ever asking him anything in return or even expecting him to know what she has done for him
However, long she has been married to her husband, she treats him with respect and tenderness
And she always dresses herself neatly and pleasantly, never extravagantly, nor vulnerable, nor Gucci or Versace
My kind of women, housewives
Respect and tenderness, respect and tenderness
To be lonely, without being alone
Is a bitter loneliness
To be alone, without being lonely
Is sweet solitude
Fresh food and cold beer
Loneliness is one of the most unnoticeable,
And yet one of the most cruel punishments,
Any human being could ever suffer
Irrespective of one's race
And the infinite joy and learning
By her example she inspires her husband to be just and kind to all people
And to live a cool and meaningful life
She greatly helps him to do more and better work
And with greater fun and energy
She makes him feel he is among the blessed of men
She is her husband's comfort and consolation
She is his source of joy and peace
A sort of joystick
Better than any drug, she is his paradise on earth
Loneliness is one of the most unnoticeable,
And yet one of the most cruel punishments,
Any human being can ever suffer
Irrespective of one's races, religion, national origin, sex and even health and wealth
I am hungry, feed me nowLoneliness is suffered by countless millions throughout the world
So damn hungry, feed me now
Solitude is quite another thing
Please lady
No buildings, no pools, no gardens, however big and expensive
Can ever replace the tender love, the true affection, the respect and cool funky feeling
That the young accord to the old, honour thy father and thy mother, and thy motorbike
Therefore, those fine housewives serve their parents in their own homes
With love, respect and devotion, fresh food and cold beers are truly among the best of Mankind

two bodies pressed together
two boys are falling hard
the smell of sweat and leather
a kinky greeting card
crazy about each other
we both have fucked up pasts
but when we are together
we have a fucking blast
chorus
i wanna be a housewife
what’s so wrong with that
i wanna be a housewife, yeah
and that’s just where i’m at
i’m making guacamole
he’s working on the car
when he grills turkey burgers
he knows i like them charred
i like to wash the dishes
i like to scrub the floors
don’t mind doing his laundry
what are boyfriends for
chorus
i wanna have his baby
i wanna wear his ring
he drives me fuckin crazy
i am his everything
chorus
2nd chorus
i wanna be a housewife
what’s so wrong with that
can’t wait ‘til he’s in my life, yeah
cuz we haven’t met
we haven’t met yet…