Asylum

Cast

• Dingani Beza
• Sophie King
• Carey Fox
• Christopher DeMaci
• Jen Kuhn
• Samantha Demer

• Season 1
• Episode 1: Marvin Ulrich: Part 1
  Welcome to St. Dympna Hospital for the Criminally Insane. While diagnosing their latest patient (Mar...
• Episode 2: Marvin Ulrich: Part 2
  Marvin takes a turn for the worse as the doctors struggle to find an effective treatment method. The...
• Episode 3: Jessica Cartwright: Part 1
  The staff treats a girl suffering from Cotard delusion. She believes that she is no longer alive and...
• Episode 4: Jessica Cartwright: Part 2
  USA:1 December 2010...
• Episode 5: Eugene Wilson: Part 1
  Eugene Wilson, an old man who thinks that he is only 15 years-old, is admitted to the hospital after...
• Episode 6: Eugene Wilson: Part 2
  USA:1 December 2010...
• Season
• Episode : Documentary: Part 1
  USA:30 August 2010...

Asylum

Surreal black comedy about an assortment of odd characters trapped in an asylum, in a quiet English countryside. It is run by staff whose sanity is decidedly suspect, as proved by their admission of the local pizza-delivery boy for trumped-up reasons. As the patients try bizarre escapes, we are left wondering whether the whole thing is a massive experiment, or just a cruel hoax.

Cast

• Julian Barratt
• Adam Bloom
• Norman Lovett
• Paul Morocco
• Mick O'Connor
• Simon Pegg
• Jessica Hynes
• David Devant and his Spirit Wife
• Andy Parsons
• Henry Naylor
• John Moloney
• Bill Bailey
• David Walliams
• Paul Tonkinson
• Howard Haigh
• Michael O'Connor

• Season 1
• Episode 1: (#1.1)
  Simon: Um, did you order a Beef Magic?::Victor: I ordered the destruction of mankind! It was late....
• Episode 2: (#1.2)
  Simon: Well, yeah, I suppose I probably wouldn't have, you know, fallen for that whole Immaculate Co...
• Episode 3: (#1.3)
  Simon: [reciting a poem] The first thing I ever saw/Was an image vague and wispy/A circle rich with ...
• Episode 4: (#1.4)
  Victor: You see, when a man shaves his head he often finds nooks and crannies of which he was first ...
• Episode 5: (#1.5)
  Simon: It's probably about five o' clock now. I'd usually be somewhere between maybe Houston and Ken...
• Episode 6: (#1.6)
  Simon: I am a pizza delivery boy. I am innocent. The beef *is* magic! I am magic!...

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Asylum - Gary Numan
• Asylum - Loudness
• Asylum - Supertramp
• Asylum - Disturbed
• Asylum - Crass
• Asylum - Chantal Kreviazuk
• Asylum - Lita Ford
• Asylum - Awakening
• Asylum - Scream Silence
• Asylum - Gloomy Grim
• Asylum - Mirror Of Deception
• Asylum - Awaiting Fear
• Asylum - Waiting For Sunset

INSTRUMENTAL

The sun beats down like blood
Across the east desert land
True mess, the year 2005
Atomic bombs everywhere
Soldiers are marching across the screen......
Panic all around
Exploding sound
But no one hears my cries
One step ahead
One road ahead
I keep sliding back
We are the armed forces
We are the armed punks
Suck my metal ass!!
Searching for asylum
Searching for asylum, asylum!!
The moon is rising in the dark spooky sky
Black hell is wide open
I just can't open my eyes
Evening star lights
Shining above metal gun heads
Fading into the smoky clouds
Panic all around
Exploding sound
But no one hears my cries
One step ahead
One road ahead
I keep sliding back
We are the armed forces
We are the armed punks
Suck my metal ass!!
Searching for asylum

Jimmy Cream was keen, his brain was always winnin'
I can't keep tabs on mine, it's really quite a joke
I see him down the road, I ask if he'd be willing
To lend me 15 P, I'm dying for a smoke
Don't arrange to have me sent to no asylum
I'm just as sane as anyone
It's a just a game I play for fun, for fun
I told 'em, "Look!" I said "I'm not the way you're thinkin"
Just when I'm down, I'll be a clown, I'll play the fool
Please don't arrange to have me set to no asylum
It's just a game I play for fun, for fun
Will he take a sailboat ride?
Well, he is very likely to
Will he feel good inside?
Well, he ain't very likely to
Will he tell you he's alive?
Yeah, he is always trying to
But nothin', no no nothin', does he say
In the morning when the day's begun
"Hello Good morning, how are you?"
And in the evening or the noonday sun
"What a lovely afternoon!"
Well I've been living next to you
Bluesy Monday is the one day that they come here
Yeah when they haunt me and taunt me in my cage
I mock 'em all, they're feelin' small, yeah they got no answer
Yeah they're playin' dumb but I'm just laughing as they rage
Don't arrange to have me sent to no asylum
Well It's only a game I play for fun
Yeah I've been tryin' to fool everyone [Incomprehensible]
No that's too heavy
Will he take a sailboat ride?
Well, he is very likely to
Will he feel good inside?
Yeah, he ain't very likely to
Will he tell you he's alive?
Well, he is always trying to
Yeah but nothin', no no nothin' does he ever say
In the morning when the day's begun
"Do you think it looks like rain"?
And in the evening or the noonday sun
"You know I nearly missed my train"
Well I've been living next to you my friend
But what kind of friend are you?
Is it the beginning or the sorry end?
Will I ever see it through?
No I've never been insane
Oh what's the game?
I believe I'm dying
He's mad, mad, mad

Dream
Release me
No remnants were ever found of it
Feeling the heart vile with every fake smile
Though no evidence was ever found
It never went away completely
I tried to welcome the unholy sound of it
Another day gone, another night's drawn
Dark forces pull me underground
That never went away completely
How can I feel this empty?
I will not recover this time
This loneliness is killing me
Will I never know peace of mind again?
I don't believe it, I can't achieve it
I think I know it's just another sign
That never went away completely
Terror is coursing in me
(I can feel it inside of me, it's in diligent watch on everything)
Dreading the final moments where I have to dream and
(It's a silver hold on my belief, just waiting for the moment when I)
Feel you die
In asylum, I live a lie
Don't you know I'm in love with you and I wasn't ready
For asylum, relive a lie
To let go, now it's dragging me into your grave
Your asylum, forget the lie
Overcome by the feeling
That I won't get to join you in time
For the loneliness is killing me
Death's images are all around again
They're right behind me, they're gonna find me
Judge me for my mortal sin
That have enveloped me completely
I know I'll never know a peaceful night again
Afraid they'll hear me, they don't fear me
Punishment for me of a moral crime
The debt was never paid completely
Terror is coursing in me
(I can feel it inside of me, it's in diligent watch on everything)
Dreading the final moments where I have to dream and
(It's a silver hold on my belief, just waiting for the moment when I)
Feel you die
In asylum, I live a lie
Don't you know I'm in love with you and I wasn't ready
For asylum, relive a lie
To let go, now it's dragging me into your grave
Your asylum, forget the lie
Overcome by the feeling
That I won't get to join you in time
For the loneliness is killing me
In the end there will be no suffering, more suffering
In the end you will find out everything, not anything
In the end you may question your belief, what belief?
In the end you will realize finally how you were saved
This has gone on too long
No more demonic dreams
Destroyer, come tonight
Because the memory is killing me
In asylum, I live a lie
I let go, now it's dragging me into your grave
Your asylum, relive a lie
Overcome by the feeling
That I won't get to join you in time
(When not with you)
This world is not fulfilling me
Don't make me live in asylum, I live a lie
Don't want to live in asylum, I live a lie

I am no feeble Christ, not me
He hangs in glib delight upon his cross
Above my body
Christ forgive. FORGIVE?
I vomit for you Jesu
Shit forgive
Down now from your cross
Down now from your papal heights
From the churlish suicide, petulant child
Down from those pious heights
Royal flag bearer, goat, billy
I vomit for you
Forgive? Shit he forgives
He hangs in crucified delight
Nailed to the extent of his vision
His cross, his manhood, violence, guilt, sin
He would nail my body upon his cross
Suicide visionary, death reveller
Rake, rapist, lifefucker, Jesu
Earthmover, Christus, Gravedigger
You dug the pits of Auschwitz
The soil of Treblinka is your guilt
Your sin, Master, master of gore, enigma
Your carry the standard of our oppression
Enola is your gaiety
The bodies of Hiroshima are your delight
The nails are the only trinity
Hold them in your corpsey gracelessness
The image I have had to suffer
The cross is the virgin body of womanhood that your defile
You nail yourself to your own sin
Lamearse Jesus calls me sister
There are no words for my contempt
Every woman is a cross in his filthy theology
In his arrogant delight
He turns his back upon me in his fear
He dare not face me. Fearfucker
Share nothing you christ
Sterile, impotent, fucklove prophet of death
You are the ultimate pornography
In your cuntfear, cockfear, manfear, womanfear, unfair
Warfare, warfare, warfare, warfare, warfare,
Warfare, warfare, warfare

I get so blind
From all of these colours
Dressed up like kings and queens
But it don't mean a thing
A killer I'm not
Murderers get caught
If I'm such a criminal
Then take me away
Well I get so tired
Of the word on the wire
It's all so black and white
But how quickly it fades
We eat food for thought
And forget what we've got
She was a prisoner
Now I nearly am
Over the ocean
A world away
Ghosts from her home
Asylum can't chase away
Oh oh
Over the ocean
A world away
Ghosts from her home
Asylum can't chase away
Over the ocean
A world away
Ghosts from her home
Asylum can't chase away
Oh oh oh oh

Walking through these halls
Filled with anger
Screaming for my life
But no one answers
And in my head the voice are doomed
The walls are cold and I sit true
I'm forever lost, in the asylum
The scars of your love on my wrist
The scars of madness on your fist
I tried to save the ones I love
I prayed for love of god above
I'm forever lost, in the asylum
No one will believe, the story I tell
No one could imagine such a lonely hell
No one seems to help me now
As though my words were all blacked down
And reaching on the walls, of the asylum, yeah
Instead I turn those tables round
You knock me down on hallow ground
Our wedding vows we pronounce, into the asylum
The whispers of the ghosts of dreams
The way I hoped my life would be
One day I know you'll realize
Our love was meant to die
I don't wanna die, in the asylum

Hid in the Asylum
Waiting on the Lord
Needle's at the front desk
But it never takes that long
Judas of confessions
Broken on my knees
Down on medication
Innocent but always losing sleep
I wait alone
All the lights are turned on
Scalpel in the hand
A minor indiscretion
I feel the harness tightening
Analyse my breathing
The company I keep
Prostitutes and Presidents
Are here in the Asylum losing sleep
I wait alone
Alone
I'm letting go
I'm coming home
Hid in the Asylum
Waiting on the Lord
Needle's at the front desk
But it never takes that long
In the Asylum
I'm letting go
I'm coming home

be my fellow through
the frozen pale
and in the purple tune
my nightingale
send me an echo when
the curse begins
i need your confidence
to all my sins
conceal my trace
conceal my vault
conceal it tender at your soul
conceal my face you're my
hideaway
come seal my veils
conceal my wound
conceal the poems at your tongue
conceal my face you're my
hideaway
dont let the crowd close to
my consecrate
they just want detain you
to elevate
stay in oblivion
until i call
and if i crown my sin

Dark Forest, Mighty Force Of Nature
My Deed is done, Betrayer got
What he deserved
Here is my place
I must live alone, with my dreams
Of Darkness and Purity
No one can understand my way of life
So, nothing but Hate remains
You said you are The True One,
But that you were NOT.
Your body is now buried
And to Hell your soul will be send
I said to you that Traitors
Will be Punished,
So enjoy your trip to
The Realm Of The Master.
Rites of Immortality
Still echoes in My mind,
When I am remembering our Coven
Those deeds of Darkness
Were best times of My life
Now I am only waiting...

J. Fopp
In my melancholic asylum
I embrace the things to come
Betray the world with my solitude
Despair is my middle name
I'm the one who's to blame
Wear disguises of sorrow
Hide beneath the clouded sky
Dry the tears in my eye
Await the shroud
Of relief
Silence thy lullabies
Look behind the disguise
Envision

Innocent creation
Hatred now
Made to be the highest
Yet betrayed by God
Being so fragile
Being so proud
Bringer of chaos
From whom dead hide
Forgiveness... not seeking
Nor to... be found
Screaming... in anger
Bind... in dark
Truth is denied
To all living kinds
God still forbids
Truth to be found
Yet he awaits
In deep cellar in dark
Assylum... awaits!
Alone struggling
To preserve life
Endless time
Soundless cries
Loosing what's left
In crazed mind
Asylum awaits
For deceived one
Forgiveness... not seeking
Nor to... be found
Screaming... in anger

I want your guts my hands are claws surrender now
your eyes show me you’re paralized I will attack
Sometimes I hurt you but I don’t know how
my eyes go to sleep when the other one comes
I am a stranger even for myself
the further I push you, the closer you are
The son of the rage and the enemy of love
oh please lighthouse show me the right path
to never come back to this disaster that I am right now
The angels come to whisper lullabies to save my fate
(my inner ghosts won’t let me break away the chains)
Jump into the void and learn to fly after the fall
(there’s no rest even in a moment suspended in time)
‘Cause I’m the only way, I am the air you breathe