Crystal, Billy Filmography

• Monsters University (2013)
• The 2012 Comedy Awards (2012)
• Parental Guidance (2012)
• The 84th Annual Academy Awards (2012)
• Small Apartments (2012)
• Parental Guidance (2012)
• The Muppets (2011)
• Saturday Night Live Backstage (2011)
• The 83rd Annual Academy Awards (2011)
• The Savoy King: Chick Webb & the Music That Changed America (2011)
• When Harry Met Sally 2 with Billy Crystal and Helen Mirren (2011)
• When Harry Met Sally 2 with Billy Crystal and Helen Mirren (2011)
• Method to the Madness of Jerry Lewis (2011)
• The Love We Make (2011)
• Pixar: 25 Magic Moments (2011)
• Hope for Haiti Now: A Global Benefit for Earthquake Relief (2010)
• I'm Still Here (2010)
• The 8th Annual TV Land Awards (2010)
• Des McAnuff: A Life in Stages (2010)
• Saturday Night Live Presents: Sports All-Stars (2010)
• Tooth Fairy (2010)
• TV's 50 Funniest Catch Phrases (2009)
• Saturday Night Live Sports Extra '09 (2009)
• The 61st Primetime Emmy Awards (2009)
• The 80th Annual Academy Awards (2008)
• Comic Relief: The Greatest... and the Latest (2008)
• Mike Douglas: Moments & Memories (2008)
• Trying to Get Good: The Jazz Odyssey of Jack Sheldon (2008)
• Der Geist des Geldes (2007)
• Mark Twain Prize: Billy Crystal (2007)
• Gala Tribute AFI's 40th Anniversary (2007)
• AFI's 100 Years... 100 Movies: 10th Anniversary Edition (2007)
• Cómo conseguir un papel en Hollywood (2007)
• Mr. Warmth: The Don Rickles Project (2007)
• Sicko (2007)
• The Pixar Story (2007)
• Cars (2006)
• The 4th Annual TV Land Awards (2006)
• Have a Nice Day (2006)
• ¿De qué te ríes? (2006)
• Who Needs Sleep? (2006)
• Have a Nice Day (2006)
• Have a Nice Day (2006)
• Miraculous Make Up: Creating Miracle Max (2006)
• Tony Bennett: An American Classic (2006)
• Have a Nice Day (2006)
• The 78th Annual Academy Awards (2006)
• Comic Relief 2006 (2006)
• Saturday Night Live in the '80s: Lost & Found (2005)
• 50th Annual Drama Desk Awards (2005)
• The 59th Annual Tony Awards (2005)
• AFI's 100 Years... 100 Movie Quotes: America's Greatest Quips, Comebacks and Catchphrases (2005)
• 16th Annual GLAAD Media Awards (2005)
• Mantle (2005)
• The 76th Annual Academy Awards (2004)
• The 76th Annual Academy Awards (2004)
• A Tribute to Joe Mantegna (2004)
• Comedy Central Presents: 100 Greatest Stand-Ups of All Time (2004)
• When Stand-Up Comics Ruled the World (2004)
• 101 Most Unforgettable SNL Moments (2004)
• Hauru no ugoku shiro (2004)
• Tell Them Who You Are (2004)
• Spinal Tap Goes to 20 (2004)
• Hollywood Pinstripes (2003)
• AFI Life Achievement Award: A Tribute to Robert De Niro (2003)
• My Uncle Berns (2003)
• The Making of 'Tron' (2002)
• Analyze That (2002)
• Analyze That (2002)
• Billy Connolly: A BAFTA Tribute (2002)
• Mike's New Car (2002)
• The Journey (2001)
• Dick Schaap: Flashing Before my Eyes (2001)
• The Mark Twain Prize: Whoopi Goldberg (2001)
• 61* (2001)
• America's Sweethearts (2001)
• How Harry Met Sally... (2001)
• As You Wish: The Story of 'The Princess Bride' (2001)
• America's Sweethearts (2001)
• Monsters, Inc. (2001)
• America's Sweethearts (2001)
• 61* (2001)
• Muhammad Ali: Through the Eyes of the World (2001)
• 61* (2001)
• The Concert for New York City (2001)
• The Greatest Summer of My Life: Billy Crystal and the Making of '61*' (2001)
• When It Was a Game 3 (2000)
• AFI's 100 Years... 100 Laughs: America's Funniest Movies (2000)
• The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle (2000)
• 2000 Blockbuster Entertainment Awards (2000)
• Comedy Central Presents: The N.Y. Friars Club Roast of Rob Reiner (2000)
• Saturday Night Live: Game Show Parodies (2000)
• The 72nd Annual Academy Awards (2000)
• The 57th Annual Golden Globe Awards (2000)
• AFI's 100 Years... 100 Stars: America's Greatest Screen Legends (1999)
• Howard Cosell: Telling It Like It Is (1999)
• Saturday Night Live 25 (1999)
• Get Bruce (1999)
• 1999 Special Olympics World Summer Games Opening Ceremony (1999)
• Saturday Night Live 25 (1999)
• Analyze This (1999)
• Analyze This (1999)
• American Movie (1999)
• Pesel Ha'Zahav (1999)
• The 51st Annual Primetime Emmy Awards (1999)
• Radio City Music Hall's Grand Re-Opening Gala (1999)
• Goodnight Moon & Other Sleepytime Tales (1999)
• Warner Bros. 75th Anniversary: No Guts, No Glory (1998)
• Comic Relief VIII (1998)
• Late Night with Conan O'Brien: 5th Anniversary Special (1998)
• My Giant (1998)
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Eddie Murphy (1998)
• The 50th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards (1998)
• The 70th Annual Academy Awards (1998)
• The Warner Bros. Story: 75 Years of Laughter (1998)
• Tony Bennett Live by Request: An All-Star Tribute (1998)
• Warner Bros. 75th Anniversary: No Guts, No Glory (1998)
• Bravo Profiles: The Entertainment Business (1998)
• Celebrity Profile (1998)
• My Giant (1998)
• My Giant (1998)
• The 70th Annual Academy Awards (1998)
• The 69th Annual Academy Awards (1997)
• The 49th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards (1997)
• I Am Your Child (1997)
• Sports on the Silver Screen (1997)
• The 69th Annual Academy Awards (1997)
• Fathers' Day (1997)
• Survival on the Mountain (1997)
• To Be on Camera: A History with Hamlet (1997)
• Deconstructing Harry (1997)
• Deconstructing Harry (1997)
• Classic Stand-Up Comedy of Television (1996)
• Caesar's Writers (1996)
• Hamlet (1996)
• Who Makes You Laugh? (1995)
• 50 Years of Funny Females (1995)
• Comic Relief VII (1995)
• Forget Paris (1995)
• 20 Years of Comedy on HBO (1995)
• Forget Paris (1995)
• Forget Paris (1995)
• The Making of 'Forget Paris' (1995)
• Forget Paris (1995)
• The Annual American Friends Hebrew University Scopus Awards Honoring Ted Turner (1995)
• The Annual 1995 ShoWest Awards (1995)
• City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly's Gold (1994)
• City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly's Gold (1994)
• Comic Relief VI (1994)
• A Century of Cinema (1994)
• In Search of Dr. Seuss (1994)
• The 10th TV Academy Hall of Fame (1994)
• Back in the Saddle: The Making of 'City Slickers II' (1994)
• All-Star 25th Birthday: Stars and Street Forever! (1994)
• City Slickers II: The Legend of Curly's Gold (1994)
• The 65th Annual Academy Awards (1993)
• The 50th Annual Golden Globe Awards (1993)
• The 50th Annual Golden Globe Awards (1993)
• The 7th Annual American Comedy Awards (1993)
• Fallen Champ: The Untold Story of Mike Tyson (1993)
• The 65th Annual Academy Awards (1993)
• Making 'Mr. Saturday Night' (1992)
• The 44th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards (1992)
• The 44th Annual Writers Guild of America Awards (1992)
• The 49th Annual Golden Globe Awards (1992)
• The 49th Annual Golden Globe Awards (1992)
• The 49th Annual Golden Globe Awards (1992)
• Horton Hatches the Egg (1992)
• The 64th Annual Academy Awards (1992)
• The 6th Annual American Comedy Awards (1992)
• Comic Relief V (1992)
• When It Was a Game 2 (1992)
• Mr. Saturday Night (1992)
• Mr. Saturday Night (1992)
• Mr. Saturday Night (1992)
• The 64th Annual Academy Awards (1992)
• Oscar's Greatest Moments (1992)
• Muhammad Ali's 50th Birthday Celebration (1992)
• Mr. Saturday Night (1992)
• Comic Relief IV (1991)
• A Comedy Salute to Michael Jordan (1991)
• The 12th Annual CableACE Awards (1991)
• The Making of 'City Slickers' (1991)
• City Slickers (1991)
• Sessions (1991)
• The 63rd Annual Academy Awards (1991)
• Voices that Care (1991)
• The 63rd Annual Academy Awards (1991)
• City Slickers (1991)
• The 62nd Annual Academy Awards (1990)
• The 47th Annual Golden Globe Awards (1990)
• The 42nd Annual Primetime Emmy Awards (1990)
• Wolf Trap Presents Victor Borge: An 80th Birthday Celebration (1990)
• The 47th Annual Golden Globe Awards (1990)
• The World of Jewish Humor (1990)
• The 4th Annual American Comedy Awards (1990)
• Midnight Train to Moscow (1989)
• All-Star Tribute to Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (1989)
• The 31st Annual Grammy Awards (1989)
• Midnight Train to Moscow (1989)
• Comic Relief III (1989)
• When Harry Met Sally... (1989)
• Midnight Train to Moscow (1989)
• The 49th Annual Golden Apple Awards (1989)
• Saturday Night Live: 15th Anniversary (1989)
• The 9th Annual CableACE Awards (1988)
• An All-Star Toast to the Improv (1988)
• Memories of Me (1988)
• The American Film Institute Salute to Jack Lemmon (1988)
• All-Star Celebration: The '88 Vote (1988)
• The 30th Annual Grammy Awards (1988)
• Memories of Me (1988)
• The 60th Annual Academy Awards (1988)
• An All-Star Toast to the Improv (1988)
• An All Star Celebration: Vote '88 (1988)
• Memories of Me (1988)
• Get Out the Vote (1988)
• Billy Crystal: Don't Get Me Started - The Lost Minutes (1987)
• The 39th Annual Emmy Awards (1987)
• Throw Momma from the Train (1987)
• Billy Crystal: Don't Get Me Started - The Lost Minutes (1987)
• Billy Crystal: Don't Get Me Started - The Lost Minutes (1987)
• Comic Relief '87 (1987)
• The 8th Annual Cable ACE Awards (1987)
• The 29th Annual Grammy Awards (1987)
• Billy Crystal: Don't Get Me Started - The Lost Minutes (1987)
• The Princess Bride (1987)
• Billy Crystal: Don't Get Me Started - The Billy Crystal Special (1986)
• Comic Relief (1986)
• George Burns' 90th Birthday Party: A Very Special Special (1986)
• Billy Crystal: Don't Get Me Started - The Billy Crystal Special (1986)
• Billy Crystal: Don't Get Me Started - The Billy Crystal Special (1986)
• Comic Relief (1986)
• Billy Crystal: Don't Get Me Started - The Billy Crystal Special (1986)
• Billy Crystal: Don't Get Me Started - The Billy Crystal Special (1986)
• Big City Comedy (1986)
• Billy Crystal: Don't Get Me Started - The Billy Crystal Special (1986)
• Comic Relief (1986)
• The 38th Annual Emmy Awards (1986)
• Billy Crystal: Don't Get Me Started - The Billy Crystal Special (1986)
• Comic Relief (1986)
• The 28th Annual Grammy Awards (1986)
• Running Scared (1986)
• The Richard Lewis 'I'm in Pain' Concert (1985)
• Night of 100 Stars II (1985)
• Billy Crystal: A Comic's Line (1984)
• Billy Crystal: A Comic's Line (1984)
• This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
• Likely Stories, Vol. 3 (1983)
• Likely Stories, Vol. 3 (1983)
• Likely Stories, Vol. 3 (1983)
• World of Magic (1982)
• Catch a Rising Star's 10th Anniversary (1982)
• NBC Family Christmas (1981)
• Enola Gay: The Men, the Mission, the Atomic Bomb (1980)
• Animalympics (1980)
• The T.V. Show (1979)
• Battle of the Network Stars VI (1979)
• Battle of the Network Stars VII (1979)
• Breaking Up Is Hard to Do (1979)
• The T.V. Show (1979)
• Rabbit Test (1978)
• Battle of the Network Stars V (1978)
• ABC's Silver Anniversary Celebration (1978)
• The Big Laff Off (1978)
• Human Feelings (1978)
• Battle of the Network Stars III (1977)
• The Love Boat (1977)
• SST: Death Flight (1977)
• The Dean Martin Celebrity Roast: Muhammad Ali (1976)
• Keep on Truckin' (1975)

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Billy Crystal - Yelawolf
• If I Didn't Have You - Billy Crystal

Featuring: Rock City
Trailer parks on fireBilly been cookin' up somethin'If you need a biscuit, come on thenBilly has got it jumpin'
Get it from a pro, get it for the lowGet you some blow, get it for the noseGet it for the show, get it for the hoes
Four wheeler cranked upGas tank on the ATVIs full of that crank butBilly got pills from A to Z
So whaddya think bud?Billy won't go below 5022's are dangerousDrink a finger with the nugget rings
Pow, take one from the needleHow you feelin' now?Purple moons and lucky charmsYeah, that's the sound
But veins turnin' brownBut his fame is so profoundHis name is like a nounThey goin' Billy now
Billy's on the corner with the crystal methYeah and he ain't slowin' down, slowin' downBilly's on the corner with the crystal methGo Billy, crystal meth
Ay, oh, ay, ohOh, ay, oh
Hello junkie and hello momma tooHello to my P.O.Deuce up to the boys in blue
Billy got brass balls20 pounds on the catwalkLSD and adderalAnd LCD's on the wall
He's watchin' every moveHigh-tech redneckRun up on him if ya want toI bet, really, come on
It might be dark in the woodsBut the lights are onThe money's countedAnd if the price is wrong
Well, then Billy will get themGremlins like SpielbergHe'll take your house downOff of them pillars
And take your mom to sizzlerAnd feed her chicken liverThat's cold blooded loveBilly's a killer
Billy's on the corner with the crystal methYeah and he ain't slowin' down, slowin' downBilly's on the corner with the crystal methGo Billy, crystal meth
Ay, oh, ay, ohOh, ay, oh
4:30 in the a.m.Billy ain't slept for daysGotta keep up with the profitGotta keep up with the craze
It's a heavy shadeGotta walk through the mazeDown where the sun don't shineAnd the pine trees sway
And when the wind blewAnd the cradle fellDown come baby BillyAnd up come an able male
Momma stayed at workDaddy stayed in jailHey, that's a full deckBut ya gotta play with what your dealt
So Billy dealt the jokerPut the sheriff in a chokerHe drank himself soberAnd pissed at a super soaker
And he wet 'em all upAnd left his snow yellowThat's hard lifeBoy for the ellow
Billy's on the corner with the crystal methYeah and he ain't slowin' down, slowin' downBilly's on the corner with the crystal methGo Billy, crystal meth

I thought my life was empty enough,
but when I saw you,
it changed my life,
I never thought how love could change a person so much,
though I now Know how efective it could be,
in my life,
If I couldn't have you I would never see the sun,
nor find myself in this world,
I would never Know who I really am,
If I couldn't have you,
If I couldn't have you
though life my life might be whole,
with you in it,
But without you it's like an empty world,
of darkness,
surrounding me by every corner.
Though there's nothing more I need except for you in it, I thought there was something new and frightning in my spot for a change, in my life!
If I couldn't have Youuuuuuuuuu
If I couldn't have you!
i would never know day from night
nor the happiness from the bottom of my heart
you are the lightness in my life,
you show me the way
in all different directions
you are the person in my life
that i will never ever forget.....
if you wouldn't by myside
everything bright will be dark
and dark will be light
showing me the way to the evil side of life
If i couldn't have you............
my life will be torn apart.....