Road Trip (2000)

Actors

• Andy Dick (actor)
• Ivan Reitman (producer)
• Tom Green (actor)
• Jimmy Kimmel (actor)
• Fred Ward (actor)
• Rhoda Griffis (actress)
• Michael C. Smith (miscellaneous crew)
• Matt Walsh (actor)
• Breckin Meyer (actor)
• Horatio Sanz (actor)
• Seann William Scott (actor)
• Amy Smart (actress)
• Senia Phillips (miscellaneous crew)
• Todd Phillips (director)
• Todd Phillips (writer)

Genres

• Adventure
• Comedy

Taglines:

The greatest college tradition of all time.
Its good.
Love is never having to say you're sorry you made a sex tape with a woman then mailed it to your girlfriend.

Quotes:

E.L.: Think about it Josh, you're in college. The window of opportunity to drink and do drugs and take advantage of young girls is getting smaller by the day.

Rubin: This is sort of an unusual question, but do you have any marijuana I might be able to buy from you? Our car exploded last night and I'm practically all out of my own.::Motel Clerk: Am I a drug dealer? No, I am not. Thank you for asking, though.::Rubin: No? OK. That's OK. Thanks.::Motel Clerk: Is there anything else I can help you with? Perhaps you'd like an 11-year old prostitute sent to your room. We can do that. Or maybe we can off someone for you. Huh? How's that sound? I've got it. Why don't we start small? Would you like a fresh towel? Maybe you could roll that up and smoke it.::Rubin: [sotto, walking away] Dick.::Motel Clerk: By the way, Cheech, that credit card you guys gave me last night was maxed out, so don't go spending all your cash on needles and guns just yet.

Barry: [Barry attempts to convince the snake to eat a mouse] Unleash the fury!

E.L.: Well, there are these rules that guys have, an understanding as to what exactly constitutes cheating. Take your situation for example: it's not cheating. It's never cheating when you're in a different area code, not to mention a different state.::Kyle: That makes no sense.::E.L.: Hey, don't look at me Kyle, OK, I didn't make up the rules.::Rubin: No no, this is legit, I- I've actually read an article about this. There's a whole bunch of them, it's like- they're like loopholes. Right, for argument's sake, let's say that you were sleeping with two girls at the same time, it- it wouldn't be cheating because they would cancel each other out.::E.L.: Exactly. Or if, uh, you're too wasted to remember- it is not cheating. Because if you can't really remember it, it never really took place.

E.L.: Yep. I'd give us about 20 minutes before our first ass-raping.

Beth: What do you look for in a girl?::Josh: She should be smart, and funny.::[Beth undressing]::Josh: That's good too.::Beth: Do you feel better yet?::Josh: I feel a little bit better, yes.::Beth: What else do you look for?::Josh: She should be nice and attractive and...::Beth: [Beth removes her top]::Josh: Topless. And topless.

E.L.: Did you kill a cheetah?

Barry: [singing] Tiny salmon swimming in a stream / Tiny salmon chasing that impossible dream / The mynah bird says, "Caw. Ca-Caw" / The chimpanzee says, "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" / The friendly owl says, "Hoo, hoo-hoo" / But the salmon can only say, "Bloobloobloobloo. Blooboloobloobloo. Blooboloobolooooo-Blooblooo-Bloobloobloo." / And it's sad.

Rubin: I just said we'd make it across. I didn't say anything about the wheels staying on.::Josh: What the hell are we gonna do now? I'm totally screwed! I don't have time to be walking through the woods right now!

Grandpa Manilow: You gonna pass that doobie or what?

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• L - Boehse Onkelz
• L - Reggie & The Full Effect

Ihr habt euch der Lüge verschrieben
Ihr kuschelt euch an sie
Esst von ihrem Teller
Wie Kotze irgendwie
Ihr küsst ihr den Arsch
Kniet vor ihr nieder
Betet sie an
Singt ihre Lieder
Singt ihre Lieder
Schließt sie in eure Arme
Bis sie euch verrät
Durchschaust du ihre Maskerade
Ist es zu spät
Sie ist die Königin der Jauche
Von Schleim und Scheisse
Ihre Liebe ist Gift
Und du ihre Geisel
Und du ihre Geisel
Chor:
Wenn der Glaube stirbt
Bist du ein Mensch ohne Herr
Die Wahrheit ist wortlos
Ihr Weg tränenschwer
Sie will ein Opfer
Du liegst auf ihrem Altar
Deine schlaflosen Nächte
Sind ihr Honorar
Sie triumphiert
Wie ihr es beliebt
Ihr stinkender Atem
Ist das letzte was du riechst

Your lesser breath is killing me
And that's not half a mistake
The straightest point of all like that
Just say it's f**king me
So this is what you thought
I'd never do not if
Not need no not if
Or we don't, yeah we don't, yeah we don't take it
Contemplate us, don't play it God won't help you
You know he just doesn't kill
I'm the alpha, that's how a man goes crazy
Make it so he just doesn't fear
So wipe that stupid grin from your face
It's gonna get you killed
Ain't see you gonna wipe the floor of disgrace
You do exactly what I will
I'm not the smartest tool
In the shed, oh yeah
I've got, personality
To quit the whole god damn everything
You know it, you know it
Show me hatred, I'll show you what I'm thinking
Can't help me covering these sins
Understating, you fell just as I was sinking
Misery came the god's way
I can't help myself
I guess I love you too much
I can't stop myself
I guess I need you too much
Test me! [x9]
Sorry about your lessened freedom
So you didn't feel a thing
I'm not an animal penguin
Just like you with a stain
Now here's the point of waiting and waiting
Oh so long to meet
That's enough, your too much pair I
Know it's freedom
Talk about, how you start reminiscing
It's our that time that it's fake
Look at me, I'm the only one that's leaving
And he thought that he was a fake
I can't help myself
I guess I love you too much
I can't stop myself
I guess I need you too much
It can't end this way
I know we've got to move on
Nothing will make me stay
I pull this string and your gone
Mark that may I
hate, hate, I
I can't take this