NewsRadio

"NewsRadio" is a sitcom that explores office politics, relationships, and crises through a group of co-workers at WNYX NewsRadio, New York's #2 newsradio station. Dave Foley stars as the haggled news director, Phil Hartman and Khandi Alexander portray sniping anchor people, Maura Tierney is the ambitious supervising producer, Stephen Root is the station's eccentric owner, Vicki Lewis does wacky secretary, and Joe Rogan is a tech-happy electrician.

Cast

• Dave Foley
• Stephen Root
• Andy Dick
• Maura Tierney
• Vicki Lewis
• Joe Rogan
• Phil Hartman
• Khandi Alexander
• Jon Lovitz
• Patrick Warburton
• Lauren Graham
• Brad Rowe
• Alan Frazier
• Ella Joyce
• Tom Gallop
• Don Perry
• Toby Huss
• Roger Hewlett
• Dave Nemeth
• Antoinette Valente

• Season 1
• Episode 1: Pilot
  Jimmy James: You know, Dave, I considered, what, thirty, thirty-five people for this job. Most of th...
• Episode 2: Inappropriate
  [Matthew does a story on Joey Buttafuco]::Beth: Matthew, I think you mispronounced that guy's name a...
• Episode 3: Smoking
  Dave: Hey I have an idea. I'll give up coffee, if you give up cigarettes. Huh? We'll go through this...
• Episode 4: The Crisis
  Dave Nelson: Listen up, people, this is what we're gonna do.::Bill McNeal: Standard subway crisis. W...
• Episode 5: Big Day
  Beth: Dave, why don't you just give me the big bonus? I'll get you a cup of coffee...?::Dave: Alrigh...
• Episode 6: Luncheon at the Waldorf
  Jimmy: Good job on that phone bill, Dave. I see you were able to block those 976 numbers.::Dave: How...
• Episode 7: Sweeps Week
  Lisa: Just because you end a relationship with somebody doesn't mean you cut them out of your life.:...
• Season 2
• Episode 1: No, This Is Not Based Entirely on Julie's Life
  Dave: Did you ever send those naked pictures?::Beth: Who told you?::Dave: No one told me. I just had...
• Episode 2: Goofy Ball
  Jimmy: Dave, don't mess with a man with a Wayback Machine. I can make it so you were never born....
• Episode 3: Rat Funeral
  Bill: Say, Dave, maybe after work you'd like to go by the zoo and *shoot goats*?...
• Episode 4: The Breakup
  Catherine Duke: If you ever broadcast my age over the air again, I will beat you to death with your ...
• Episode 5: The Shrink
  [after a therapist admits he's a sex addict]::Dave: I'm sorry, I'm from Wisconsin. Is that the same ...
• Episode 6: Friends
  Beth: Do you know what she's like? She's like a slutty version of the singing frog in that cartoon. ...
• Episode 7: Bill's Autobiography
  [Bill is frustrated that he has no ideas for his new book]::Bill: Did you know that when Dan Rather ...
• Episode 8: Negotiation
  [after Matthew gets a "promotion."]::Bill: Is Matthew superior to me?::Dave: You mean genetically?::...
• Episode 9: The Cane
  Bill: You see, it's like the old saying, "Everybody loves a cane."::Dave: No, Bill. I think the old ...
• Episode 10: Xmas Story
  Joe: Dave, why don't you just ask Mr. James to buy him a car, too?::Dave: No. No, I can't.::Lisa: Wh...
• Episode 11: The Station Sale
  Lisa: They're not going to fire everyone. They'll probably just... hold us all to our contracts and ...
• Episode 12: Bitch Session
  Dave: [confronting the staff] Nobody has to tell me anything because... I was hiding under the desk ...
• Episode 13: In Through the Out Door
  Lisa: Are you nervous about that speech tonight?::Dave: No, I'm cool.::Lisa: You're cool?::Dave: Yea...
• Episode 14: The Song Remains the Same
  Lisa: If everyone thought you should jump off a bridge, would you?::Dave: If everyone around here th...
• Episode 15: Zoso
  Jimmy James: Negotiation Secret #7: The early bird...::Beth: Gets the worm ?::Jimmy James: No, gets ...
• Episode 16: Houses of the Holy
  Lisa: Well, I know. But as the employer, it is your job to make your employees feel that they are pa...
• Episode 17: Physical Graffiti
  Catherine: Bill, this is the most childish stunt you've ever pulled.::Bill: No, glueing all your pen...
• Episode 18: Led Zeppelin
  [Confronting Lisa about her breakup with Dave]::Bill: You got what you wanted from Dave, right? And ...
• Episode 19: Presence
  [Mr. James loses big in a poker game]::Dave: What did you lose.::Jimmy: Bill.::Bill: Yes.::Jimmy: Bi...
• Episode 20: Coda
  Bill: Hey, guy...::Dave: Bill, at least call him by his name.::Editor: My name is Guy.::Dave: Hi, Gu...
• Episode 21: Led Zeppelin II
  Dave: Wait a minute, Joe. If what you're saying is true, then... I still don't care....
• Season 3
• Episode 1: President
  Dave: Sir, you know that I don't necessarily think you'd make a bad president, right? It's just that...
• Episode 2: Review
  Bill: I'm off to astonish the world with more feats of ade-quata-quaticism....
• Episode 3: Massage Chair
  [the rest of the staff meets to protest a policy of Dave's]::Lisa: Well, seeing as how Dave and I......
• Episode 4: Arcade
  Beth: Wait a minute... were you one of those guys in high school who spent half his time at the arca...
• Episode 5: Halloween
  Mime: [to Dave, in drag] You know, I saw you sitting here, and...::Dave: I'm a guy.::Mime: I'm a mim...
• Episode 6: Awards Show
  Beth: So what do you do, keep all your money in a shoebox under your bed?::Joe Garrelli: Like I'd te...
• Episode 7: Daydream
  Jimmy: You've never seen a scary movie?::Beth: Yeah. My parents let me watch the Wizard of Oz when I...
• Episode 8: Movie Star
  Matthew Brock: I'm not sure I can handle this. Do you know what a big James Caan fan I am? I mean, h...
• Episode 9: Stocks
  [Talking about his vacation in Japan]::Matthew: You would've loved it, David. A week in a foreign co...
• Episode 10: Christmas
  Lisa Miller: It's awkward meeting the boyfriend's parents for the first time. What if I snap and jus...
• Episode 11: The Trainer
  Lisa: You're Canadian?::Jimmy: I am?::Lisa: Not you, sir. Him.::Jimmy: Oh, no. Dave? He's from the M...
• Episode 12: Rap
  Jimmy James: Hey, I own that.::Bill McNeal: You own this album?::Jimmy James: No, I own the company ...
• Episode 13: Led Zeppelin Boxed Set
  Matthew: Believe me, I have seen my dark side, and it is yucky....
• Episode 14: Complaint Box
  Dave: I take the complaint box very seriously and I seem to be the only one who does.::Bill: A compl...
• Episode 15: Rose Bowl
  Joe Garrelli: Wait a minute, sir. Haven't you heard the phrase, "The man who represents himself has ...
• Episode 16: Kids
  Dave Nelson: Lose something, Bill?::Bill McNeal: I'm just looking for coffee.::Dave Nelson: Are you ...
• Episode 17: Airport
  Dave: Bill, have you ever heard the expression "It's easier to catch flies with honey instead of vin...
• Episode 18: Twins
  [Explaining a budget crisis]::Jimmy: I cried because I had no desk, until I met a man with no feet, ...
• Episode 19: Office Feud
  Jimmy James: Why is she screwing this up? This is a no-brainer.::Dave Nelson: Well, if it was a no-b...
• Episode 20: Our Fiftieth Episode
  Fred: Cigarette?::Bill McNeal: Yes, thank you.::Fred: I wasn't offering you one.::Bill McNeal: Then ...
• Episode 21: Sleeping
  Dave: [to Jimmy] Normally at a time like this I'd ask you for advice, and you'd say something that w...
• Episode 22: The Real Deal
  Dave: When Bill and Lisa combine their energies, their powers of persuasion go up fivefold.::Jimmy: ...
• Episode 23: Mistake
  Dave: Joe, I didn't see you come in. How did you do that?::Joe: Old Green Beret trick.::Dave: You we...
• Episode 24: Space
  Matthew Brock: [Matthew has just accidentally killed the WNYX staff, leaving he and Bill as the last...
• Episode 25: The Injury
  Bill: When I was driving to work this morning, I was listening to another radio station as we broadc...
• Season 4
• Episode 1: Jumper
  Bill: Wait a minute. I'm hanging 14 floors up with a guy attached to my harness which is on the verg...
• Episode 2: Planbee
  Jimmy James: Yesterday I tried to unload the station and no one would buy it. Rupert Murdoch laughed...
• Episode 3: The Public Domain
  Joe Garrelli: [as Beth takes down a photo of Matthew as employee of the month] This is so depressing...
• Episode 4: Super Karate Monkey Death Car
  Matthew: My boss is pretty strict, so I can't get any of you free food, except for Bill....
• Episode 5: French Diplomacy
  Jimmy: I got so many lawyers lined up to see me today, you'd think I had tobacco leaking out of my b...
• Episode 6: Pure Evil
  Bill McNeal: Lisa, if you don't say anything, it makes it kind of hard for me to contradict you....
• Episode 7: Catherine Moves On
  Jimmy: Thanks, Bill.::Bill: Thanks for what, Jim? Thanks for being man enough to bear up to the curs...
• Episode 8: Stupid Holiday Charity Talent Show
  Bill: Sing it PRETTY. Like me.::Beth: My mother always told me I had a pretty voice.::Bill: Well my ...
• Episode 9: The Secret of Management
  [Lisa is asking Jimmy why he's better friends with Dave than her]::Jimmy: See, Dave and I, we could ...
• Episode 10: Look Who's Talking
  Lisa: I'm not selfish and self-centered, am I?::Dave: I think you should bear in mind that you're as...
• Episode 11: Chock
  Bill: It's like my father used to say: "When I was a child I thought as a child and spoke as a child...
• Episode 12: Who's the Boss: Part 1
  Bill: Is this some kind of evil plot to teach me a lesson?...
• Episode 13: Who's the Boss: Part 2
  Jimmy James: Well, Lisa's the people's choice. It's a done deal. Dave, you're the new boss. Congratu...
• Episode 14: Security Door
  Bill McNeal: Oh, it's a security door. I thought it was a terrarium to keep Matthew from getting out...
• Episode 15: Big Brother
  Dave Nelson: Could you please leave the paranoid conjecturing to Bill?::Joe Garrelli: That's not how...
• Episode 16: Beep, Beep
  Dave: Guess how many pieces of gum Beth chewed last year.::Lisa: Seven hundred and fifty.::Dave: One...
• Episode 17: Balloon
  Beth: Mr James, you are not going to fly around the world in a hot air balloon?::Jimmy James: Oh, ye...
• Episode 18: Copy Machine
  Dave: I can't claim that I knew Ted well, but I do know that he had has passions. "Star Wars" was on...
• Episode 19: Monster Rancher
  Jimmy: Dave, I don't know if you've noticed this, but most of the stuff I do is weirder than hell....
• Episode 20: 4:20
  Dave: Is your own life so boring that you have to obsess about imaginary love triangles you're not e...
• Episode 21: Jackass Junior High
  Bill: It wasn't funny "ha ha", it was more funny "boo hoo, that totally sucked"....
• Episode 22: Sinking Ship
  Bill: None of us really died....
• Season 5
• Episode 1: Bill Moves On
  Jimmy James: Seriously, Dave. If that eulogy went on a minute longer it would have been yours....
• Episode 2: Meet the Max Louis
  Dave Nelson: What evil game are we playing, little man?...
• Episode 3: Lucky Burger
  Dave: I want you to look around. Here we have Lisa, who today very nearly gave up a career in journa...
• Episode 4: Noise
  Jimmy: So, like I was saying, a problem is what you make of it. If you think it's going to be big, g...
• Episode 5: Flowers for Matthew
  Max: Listen, I have something to tell you and it's not very easy and I would just like to sit down. ...
• Episode 6: Jail
  Donny Tourette: Hi there, Sunshine...
• Episode 7: The Lam
  Johnny Johnson: I'm a hollow man, Dave. I'm a cheap chocolate Easter Bunny....
• Episode 8: Clash of the Titans
  Max: Johnny, Mr. James might be going to prison. Why are we celebrating?::Dave: Care to take this on...
• Episode 9: Boston
  Jimmy: [Beth has bandages on her hands] What's wrong with your hands?::Beth: I have carpal tunnel sy...
• Episode 10: Spooky Rapping Crypt
  [Negotiating with Beth]::Jimmy: [slamming shoe on table] I WILL BURY YOU!::[Beth jumps]::Beth: What ...
• Episode 11: Stinkbutt
  Jimmy: Aren't you wondering why I came in through the window?::Dave: Right now, my curiosity is taki...
• Episode 12: Apartment
  Max: [Max finds out about Dave and Lisa's previous relationship, and Joe put a webcam in the break r...
• Episode 13: Towers
  Jimmy: I'm still going to build the towers, only I'm going to build them in London.::Max Lewis: You ...
• Episode 14: Hair
  Dave Nelson: Joe, you do not know hypnotism.::Joe Garrelli: Sure I do. Watch this. Chicken. [Matthew...
• Episode 15: Assistant
  Max Lewis: I want an assistant.::Dave: You can't have an assistant and a couch.::Max Lewis: I choose...
• Episode 16: Wino
  Johnny Johnson: I know that you probably hate me. I don't blame you. But believe me, never a day goe...
• Episode 17: Wedding
  Lisa: [on phone] My marriage is tomorrow, and I don't care if you had a previous engagement. An oral...
• Episode 18: Ploy
  Jimmy: I had a dishwashing detergent with a great name: "Dandy Clean". Everybody trusted it, then th...
• Episode 19: Padded Suit
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• Episode 20: Freaky Friday
  Jimmy: Well, looky here. How's everything, Mr. chairman, Mr. CEO?::Matthew: Not so good.::Jimmy: The...
• Episode 21: Retirement
  Jimmy: And this is my cabin.::Lisa: Looks more like a rustic convention center than a cabin, sir.::J...
• Episode 22: New Hampshire
  Jimmy James: I brought this for Matthew.::Matthew Brock: What is it?::Jimmy James: It's a sprig of g...