Tweets
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My Cab Driver never heard of The Legend of Zelda. It was a perfect ride, but....like, what should I do? Do I only rate him 4/5 stars?
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@stormchild I've been using Music D/L — which also allows internet downloads https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/free-music-download-pro-mp3/id583840107?mt=8 … -
@stormchild it's mostly shit -
I was told my sunglasses look sleezy. Right on.
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"Are you the Dutch Master?" "No. I'm the Gay Keeper"
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Thanks Twitter for ruining my tweet. what I meant was `h t t p: //`
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When using "Access-Control-Allow-Origin" can I use `//example.com` as the value? Or do I need the full `http://example.com `
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Walking down Market street listening to "Milkshake" gives me wayyyyy too much confidence
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"Can you just like, take off that gold lipstick, 'cause I can't take you seriously."
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@tomdale Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man. -
What time does the new apple come out? I want to download the new apple
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@luk SHUTUP UR NOT THE REAL LUK. U ATE MY TV -
"there is all this lunchmeat in the fridge but no bread, are you supposed to make a pile of lunchmeat on a plate and eat it with your hands"
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"the cleaning guy walked in staring on me as I sat on the couch asking siri who barack obama is" —
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@ladyfox14 ................wh...... whu? -
Turns out, Zelda HD for download comes out Friday.... so... yeah. Come Friday, you won't hear from me for a while.
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@groundctrlvip@LessThanJake bought 4 -
@rvagg if were up to me, it would be `lurnyuknowd`. good thing it's not me.
Dustin Diaz
Lil'Bacon
The Node
Luke Arduini
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