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this is probably why i'm fat. *cracks a beer*
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ugh, i should have not eaten the whole thing.
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@mccreath not even a pirate stripper? Sad. -
@ms_snit I've watched two episodes so far, not a fan yet. -
Is Ricky Gervais' "Derek" supposed to be funny?
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@everydaydude@Aubject assuming this is the same as http://Hicksville.com ? Looks kind of awesome. -
@DieLaughing@sudoroom@apisgirl hey, I met her last weekend. Hi. -
@mlkshk yeah, that fixes it. clumsy, tho. -
@mlkshk fyi, http://s.mlkshk.com does not seem to resolve when you use https. -
well, at least we can still win a series against the Dodgers.
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@Edubya this is totally psychological warfare. There oughtta be a law. -
@joecarryon protip: you can just buy any color spray paint from the hardware store and customize your iPhone at home! Try it! -
Here's a cool thing I like to do these days: not give a shit about tech news.
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@ChubRocXL u been hacked, kid. -
@fart he is ready. Set him up an account post haste.
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