Showtime Filmography

• CrossBones (2005)

Showtimers, The Filmography

• Varieties (1952)

Showtime

Cast

• Jarl Friis-Mikkelsen
• Kenneth Kreutzmann
• Camilla Ottesen
• Alexander Kølpin
• Thomas Bendixen
• Kaya Brüel
• Kjeld Wennick
• Lasse Spang Olsen
• Anne-Grethe Bjarup Riis
• Charlotte Sachs Bostrup
• Per Pallesen
• Frank Jensen
• Mads Christensen
• Kenneth Greve
• Jens Rohde
• Mikkeline Kierkgaard
• Iben Hjejle
• Farshad Kholghi
• Katja Kean

• Season 1
• Episode 1: (#1.1)
  Denmark:30 September 2005...
• Episode 2: (#1.2)
  Denmark:7 October 2005...
• Episode 3: (#1.3)
  Denmark:14 October 2005...
• Episode 4: (#1.4)
  Denmark:28 October 2005...
• Episode 5: (#1.5)
  Denmark:5 November 2005...
• Episode 6: (#1.6)
  Denmark:12 November 2005...
• Episode 7: (#1.7)
  Denmark:19 November 2005...
• Season 2
• Episode 1: (#2.1)
  Denmark:3 February 2006...
• Episode 2: (#2.2)
  Denmark:10 February 2006...
• Episode 3: (#2.3)
  Denmark:17 February 2006...
• Episode 4: (#2.4)
  Denmark:24 February 2006...
• Episode 5: (#2.5)
  Denmark:3 March 2006...
• Episode 6: (#2.6)
  Denmark:10 March 2006...
• Episode 7: (#2.7)
  Denmark:17 March 2006...
• Episode 8: (#2.8)
  Denmark:24 March 2006...
• Episode 9: (#2.9)
  Denmark:31 March 2006...

Showtime

Cast

• Liberace
• Shelley Berman
• Eddy Arnold
• Godfrey Cambridge
• Terry-Thomas
• Juliet Prowse
• Roy Castle
• Derek Dene
• Jimmy Edwards
• Freddie & The Dreamers
• Susan Lane
• Janie Marden
• Susan Maughan
• Les Farfardets
• Los Magicos Paraguayos
• Peter Brayham
• Dave Clark
• Finn Jon
• Dave King
• Johnny Scripps
• Kathy Kirby
• Phyllis Diller
• Matt Monro
• Robert Garden

• Season 1
• Episode 1: (#1.1)
  UK:10 June 1968...
• Episode 2: (#1.2)
  UK:21 July 1968...
• Episode 3: (#1.3)
  UK:15 July 1968...
• Episode 4: (#1.4)
  UK:1968...
• Season
• Episode : (1968-08-13)
  USA:13 August 1968...
• Episode : (1968-04-28)
  UK:28 April 1968...
• Episode : (1968-04-06)
  UK:6 April 1968...
• Episode : (1968-06-23)
  UK:23 June 1968...
• Episode : (1968-07-07)
  UK:7 July 1968...
• Episode : (1968-06-30)
  UK:30 June 1968...
• Episode : (1968-04-20)
  UK:20 April 1968...

Showtime

Cast

• David Nixon
• Stanley Unwin
• Jimmy James
• Dorothy Wayne
• Trude Adams
• Michael Bentine
• Alfred Drake
• George Chisholm
• Joan Regan
• Ruth Mata
• Beryl Reid
• Kathryn Grayson
• Anne Shelton
• Gloria DeHaven
• The King Brothers
• Kenneth McKellar
• Morey Amsterdam
• Imogene Coca
• Carole Carr
• Edward Woodward
• Gaunt Brothers
• Vanessa Lee
• Jimmy Edwards
• Denny Bettis
• George Ulmer

• Season 1
• Episode 1: (#1.1)
  UK:4 October 1959...
• Episode 2: (#1.2)
  UK:11 October 1959...
• Episode 3: (#1.3)
  UK:18 October 1959...
• Episode 4: (#1.4)
  UK:25 October 1959...
• Episode 5: (#1.5)
  UK:1 November 1959...
• Episode 6: (#1.6)
  UK:8 November 1959...
• Episode 7: (#1.7)
  UK:15 November 1959...
• Episode 8: (#1.8)
  UK:22 November 1959...
• Episode 9: (#1.9)
  UK:29 November 1959...
• Episode 10: (#1.10)
  UK:6 December 1959...
• Episode 11: (#1.11)
  UK:13 December 1959...
• Season 2
• Episode 1: (#2.1)
  UK:25 September 1960...
• Episode 2: (#2.2)
  UK:2 October 1960...
• Episode 3: (#2.3)
  UK:9 October 1960...
• Episode 4: (#2.4)
  UK:16 October 1960...
• Episode 5: (#2.5)
  UK:23 October 1960...
• Episode 6: (#2.6)
  UK:30 October 1960...
• Episode 7: (#2.7)
  UK:6 November 1960...
• Episode 8: (#2.8)
  UK:13 November 1960...
• Episode 9: (#2.9)
  UK:20 November 1960...
• Episode 10: (#2.10)
  UK:27 November 1960...
• Episode 11: (#2.11)
  UK:4 December 1960...
• Episode 12: (#2.12)
  UK:11 December 1960...
• Episode 13: (#2.13)
  UK:18 December 1960...
• Episode 14: (#2.14)
  UK:1 January 1961...
• Episode 15: (#2.15)
  UK:8 January 1961...
• Episode 16: (#2.16)
  UK:15 January 1961...
• Episode 17: (#2.17)
  UK:22 January 1961...
• Episode 18: (#2.18)
  UK:29 January 1961...
• Episode 19: (#2.19)
  UK:5 February 1961...
• Episode 20: (#2.20)
  UK:12 February 1961...
• Episode 21: (#2.21)
  UK:19 February 1961...
• Episode 22: (#2.22)
  UK:26 February 1961...
• Episode 23: (#2.23)
  UK:5 March 1961...
• Episode 24: (#2.24)
  UK:12 March 1961...
• Episode 25: (#2.25)
  UK:19 March 1961...
• Episode 26: (#2.26)
  UK:26 March 1961...

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Showtime - Wise Guys
• Showtime - Nelly Furtado
• Showtime - Cold Chisel
• Showtime - Waltari
• Showtime - Tank
• Showtime - Dizzee Rascal
• Showtime - Anna Graceman
• Showtime - Lower Than Atlantis
• Showtime - Long Shot Hero
• Showtime - Ruby Tuesday
• Showtime - Izabo
• Showtime - Voodooshock

Hallo liebe Leute
Bitte gebt schön Acht
Denn wir haben euch hier und heute etwas mitgebracht
Text für'n Kopf und Musik für's Ohr
Macht euch drauf gefasst
Wir machen euch was vor!
Durchs Ohr, ins Gehirn und direkt in Bauch
Machen jede Menge Schall
Und ziemlich wenig Rauch.
Mal leise und mal laut
Mal flüsternd und mal krachend
Kurz: Wir sind gekommen, um Musik zu machen.
Im Club oder Saal oder Open-Air
Radio und CD alles kreuz und quer
Die Hauptsache ist wir sind mit dabei
Licht an
Und Bühne frei!
Dreh' völlig ab oder bleib ganz cool
Lehn dich zurück oder tanz auf'm Stuhl!
Sing mit oder nicht!
So oder so
Herzlich Willkommen, hier ist die Wise Guys Show!
Wir kommen nicht aus dem schönsten Stadt der Welt
Sondern aus der Stadt, die sich für die schönste hält
Dieser Köln-Effekt
Der manchen Fleck verdeckt
Hat uns nie verschreckt
Köln ist einfach korrekt!
Wir geh'n zum Lachen auf die Bühne
Und nicht in'n Keller.
Können auch ohne Kölsch fröhlich sein,
Doch mit gehts schneller.
Wir machen was wir wollen
Sonst lassen wir's sein
Und darum passen wir in keine Schulblade rein.
Schubladendenken - Blödsinn mit Methode!
Wir machen unser Ding eben neben der Komode.
Die Hauptsache ist, ihr seid mit dabei.
Licht an
und Bühne frei!
Dreh' völlig ab oder bleib ganz cool
Lehn dich zurück oder tanz auf'm Stuhl!
Sing mit oder nicht!
So oder so
Herzlich Willkommen, hier ist die Wise Guys Show!
(gesprochen) Meine Damen und Herren, die Band.
Clemens, Sari, Ferenc, Eddie und Dän
Fünf Autobahnmatrosen, ohne Kapitan
Fahr'n durchs ganze Land
Ständig unterwegs
Manchmal mehr schwer in Eile
Nichtmal Zeit für'n Keks
Showtime!
Wo wamma nomma am Montag? (Bonn am Rhein)
Wo wamma nomma am Dienstag? (Frakfurt Main)
Wo wamma nomma am Mittwoch? (Weiter zieh'n)
Wo wamma nomma am Donnerstag? (In Berlin)
Wo wamma nomma am Freitag? (Gütersloh)
Wo wamma nomma am Samstag? (im Studio)
Wo wamma nomma am Sonntag? (Ich glaub ins Trier)
Wo simma nomma heute? Heut' sind wir hier!
Dreh' völlig ab oder bleib ganz cool
Lehn dich zurück oder tanz auf'm Stuhl!
Sing mit oder nicht!
So oder so
Herzlich Willkommen, hier ist die Wise Guys Show!
Dreh' völlig ab oder bleib ganz cool
Lehn dich zurück oder tanz auf'm Stuhl!
Sing mit oder nicht!
So oder so
Herzlich Willkommen, hier ist die Wise Guys Show!
Wenn ihr Lust habt seh'n wir uns nach der Show
Wir machen nach der Show noch ein Afterglow
Also, rennt nicht weg, geht noch nicht nach Hause
Wir müssen ja zum Glück morgen früh nicht raus

Put on your best clothes
We've been waiting too long for this moment
I'll put on my best smile
I'm shining inside and I'm proud of our love but
Everytime I turn around you say that you're not checking for love in that way
But everytime I come around you seem
So ready for this
Showtime our love's coming out
Lights camera action show what we're about cuz it's
Showtime our love's breaking out
Let's show the world you're my boy
I'm your girl cuz it's
Showtime our love's coming out
Lights camera action let it all hang out
Cuz it's showtime
Yeah our time is now
Let's show the world you're my boy
I'm your girl
Let's break a leg out there
This could be the start of the rest of our lives
I've got so much to share
And I'm ready to put it all out there for you
But everytime I turn around you seem
So afraid of what people might say
But can't you see it's a game they play
Trying to cast a shadow on our love
I wanna love you when I want
Want to love you where I want to
Wanna touch you when I wanna
Wanna kiss you when I wanna baby
Because it's not fair to love you in chains

Showtime
Hang a guitar on my shoulder
Check the vacant drooling faces round the room
Another heartbreak battle
And I'm only getting older
Jesus help me when I say I'll give it all up pretty soon
Daytime
Time to fight the morning's headache
Gulp an aspirin bang together one more song
Inspiration cauterised
By years of useeless heartache
Every shallow nights reaction sounding twisted up and wrong
These last years
Years gone down to the showtime
Showtime
Try to catch the spark
That got me hooked so many years ago and died
Second-rate musicians
Feeding infantile illusions
Reading music magazines to keep the habit satisfied
Pitching
To some demographic average
What the hell he's staying home for, I don't see him here tonight
Thirteen years and over
Tuned to radio between the hours
Of six and seven-thirty, AM programmer's delight
These last years
Years gone down to the showtime
I never knew it could be
So misleading
Waiting for the final song to end
In this dirty nightclub
All the souls are bleeding
Reaching for the big decision
Disco floor or television
Time and time again
You hear the so-called friends
The smug de-facto critics in their movie backdrop cities
Sneering sitdown and listen
Life's a lonely escalator
It's a fool who doesn't know he has to leap off at the end
Well they were never at the guesthouse
With the ghost of Jimmy Rodgers
Watching Townsville sugar sunsets back in 1959
And they'll all be gone when the end is come
And I'm kneeling in the backroom

Music Hatakka-Yli-Sirnio-Waltari
Living so eek trying to reach the peek
living is so ooh someone's knocking on the door:
SHOWTIME!
Buzz of conversation reaches my deaf ears
can I hear anything? All I can hear is dim:
SHOWTIME!
Why, why should I cry, I feel so high
We don't wanna try, we can touch the sky
Now it starts to crumble
reality isn't here
space is full of colors
restless moving spheres:

Oh, no no no
Can I get a ... ?
I know you're feeling my show time, yeah, yeah
Get ready baby, this is about to go down, go down
I know you got the word that big daddy is in town, town,
town
I know you got your best song for your boy
And I got some new hits you gonna enhoy, oh
Starting with your favorite song
Girl we're about to get it on
It's show time, I'm gonna do the stage, girl I wanna get
you screaming
It's show time, so get up off the seat, get up, I'm about
to give you ...
So get your hands in the air, I'm about to get it ... I
can see it
I know you feel about the show time
I need a standing ovation, yeah, I need

This journey starts six years ago in a run down housin' estate
In bow East London, south east UK, was a young man
Lets call this young man, Ray
Frustrated wiv bein' around the way would say, "I'm bored"
Until one day gathered up some change
And in exchange got turntables off Tony
Not only, were they whack, they were wooden
But he took 'em 'cos it was a bargain and it was a good'en
And he said to himself, "Who wouldn't?"
Why not, then he took a little trot to DJ Targets squat
Stood outside the door and knocked
Asked what jungle records you got?
Must be somethin' you wanna get shot, of, blot
Din't buy beats, he ready to quit, gave him the whole lot
Then Ray had little click, they were hot
Young gun soldiers but it all flopped
Still it didn't make Ray wanna give up the fight
Ray jus picked up the mic, would write, lyrics while excluded
No gifts and glamor included
Like crime for money, dough, crime pays, didn't ya know?
Even though Ray come across slow
Broke shit down, brung another new flow
Made beats in the back room
Teacher gave him a new spare time
Then they got a little bit o'radio airtime
1:00 A.M. till 3, be in school by 9
This was clearly a positive sign
Learnin' 'bout beats, breaks and bars
Didn't chat about champagne and cars
More concerned wiv you know, the grime
Made it a touch difficult to shine
Among these so called underground stars
Some resented him thus presentin' him with pure dumbness like retards
It didn't matter, Ray would say, "Okay, I'm gonna be a real star one day"
Went through dramas along the way
But he stood firm, pressed on wiv the wordplay
Went through dramas along the way
But he stoof firm, pressed on wiv the wordplay
Went through dramas along the way
Let's take a look at Ray today, today, today

Pick up my telephone
Then I hear the dial tone
Punch in your number
And then it starts to ring
Then I hear your voice
On the other line
Took a deep breath
Showtime
Dollar sign
Pumpkin pie
Please hand me some of those fries
Too short, too tall
Too fat, to small
Girls are mean
Make me me scream
Then I read my magazine
Just a teen cover scene
She thinks she's a royal queen
I know that you know how
I feel right now
It's not easy
They believe me
I know that you know how
I feel right now
Someday I will lose
All this doubt
Somehow
Barbie doll
Shoppin' mall
Matches just a know it all
Too shot, too tall
Too fat, too small
Makes me mad, makes me sad
Wanna cry but that's too bad
Twilight zone
All along
Scream into my microphone!
I know that you know how
I feel right now
It's not easy, they believe me
I know that you know how
I feel right now
Someday I will lose
All this doubt
Somehow
Mirror mirror with disgrace
Makes me wanna hide my face
Makes me wanna disappear
Tell me what I wanna hear
Now that it;s so loud and clear
Runnin' far away
But I know that I'll get there someday
'Cause I'm just another girl
Tryin' to find my place
Hey I know how you
Feel right now
It's not easy
You'll believe me
Yeah yeah yeah!
Hey I know how you
Feel right now
Someday you will lose
All this doubt
Sooner or later
You'll lose all this doubt
Some how!

I invited you to to the show
I didn't know it'd sell out though
And guest list's full
But if you left it until the day
I've tried my best but there's no way to get you in
And it blows but showtime is over
And I'm sorry I'm drunk and you're sober
You always get in free
When you're something to do with the industry
And not friends we me
Even though I've known you for years
They're still backstage drinking beers
Fingers in ears
Don't even bother asking for a +1

just wait....pick yourself up off the floor, you know you've been here before
set your mind straight and recall
now go flat broke to our home show to piss off kids we don't know
we'll play the same shit, then we'll go
fucked up! we're not going anywhere, throw your fist up in the air
fucked up! no one's gonna care, throw your fist up in the air
spend all our rent and our last time just to lose control one more time
fucked up! we're not going anywhere, throw your fist up in the air
shows end, hit the same old road again with the tour van and our friends
same way it's always been
throw down, bang through another round
then we'll hit the same old town for as long as it's around
fucked up! we're not going anywhere, throw your fist up in the air
fucked up! no one's gonna care, throw your fist up in the air
spend all our rent and our last time just to lose control one more time

Composed by Ruby Tuesday
You're getting tired of the same old scene
You dream of places you have never been
And you can't hold it in no more
It's the moment that you have been waiting for
You never ever thought that you would be
Somebody people want to pay to see
It comes so naturally to you, but you never knew
That you'd be going to Hollywood with the "chosen few"
Drive, jive, feeling alive
Tell them that you'll never surrender
Go, go, and put on a show
No-one can ever take it away
When you know just what to do, and the time is right
Take your attitude and step out into the night
You'll be dealing with the feeling of butterflies
The people are ready for showtime
When you hear the people everywhere call your name
Then your life is never gonna be quite the same
Guard your money on your journey to fortune and fame
The cameras are ready

The storm is coming big time
So they say
They say it's really big now
That's what they say
What about the houses
Shall we move?
Is it safe to be here?
In the storm
The storm is coming big time
We have a place to hide
We will turn on the radio
And listen in the dark
The songs we no longer hear
I think it's showtime
When the storm is out there
We would hide
While the women sing loud
We would kiss
But listen to the radio
We'll be warned
Damn will mean a new thing
In the storm
The storm is coming big time
We're gonna have some time to spare
We will stay in our houses and look occupied
And look at the flames we no longer see
I think it's showtime
Many lives the storm will take
Some it will fix
Some will drown in water
Some will drink
'Cause after every bit you dry
Comes a sweet one
We will learn our lesson
After the storm
Right after the storm stops
We will rise
Smiling with the daylight
We'll feel alive
Right there in the storm steps
We'll wonder how
How long we'll be as fresh as we were
After the storm
The storm is coming big time
We have a place to hide
We will turn on the radio
And listen in the dark
The songs we no longer hear
The storm is coming big time
We're gonna have some time to spare
We will stay in our houses and look occupied
And look at the flames we no longer see

Showtime
Don't ignore the beauty·Of your feelings·And join the circle of smiles·Please fill my cups with passion·Fill my sense with love·Fill my heart with truth·Feel your rising energy·And scream whenever you want·Please fill my cups with passion·Fill my sense with love·Fill my heart with truth
Showtime remember me falling
Showtime give me a kiss again