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Cast
- Phoebe Fox
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- Season 1
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Episode 1: (#1.1)
Stella works in an advertising agency,Jude in a boutique and Grace is a physiotherapist whilst Hanna...
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Episode 2: (#1.2)
The girls go to see the witches of Kensington,headed by Hannah's former friend Alexa,who apologize a...
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Episode 3: (#1.3)
Stella has not had a relationship since splitting with Lucy,the other girls casting a spell to make ...
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Episode 4: (#1.4)
On the eve of the girls' anniversary of their meeting Grace is attacked and robbed and wants to leav...
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Episode 5: (#1.5)
UK:12 November 2012...
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Episode 6: (#1.6)
UK:19 November 2012...
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Episode 1: (#1.1)
Germany:27 October 1997...
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Episode : (1983-06-24)
UK:24 June 1983...
Switch
Former bunco detective Frank MacBride joins forces with a con artist he once sent to jail, Pete Ryan, to operate their own private detective agency. Most of their cases involve running cons on the bad guys in order to trick them into surrendering or revealing the whereabouts of the stolen loot, jewels, etc. Maggie was their cute receptionist, and wacky restauranteur Malcolm, whose mastery of disguise often came in handy in helping MacBride and Ryan on their cases, provided the comic relief.
Cast
- Robert Wagner
- Eddie Albert
- Charlie Callas
- Sharon Gless
- Ty Randolph
- William Bryant
- Anne Archer
- Ken Swofford
- Gino Conforti
- Suzanne Hunt
- Charles Durning
- Paul Koslo
- Madlyn Rhue
- JoAnna Cameron
- Season 1
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Episode 1: The James Caan Con
The series actually had three theme songs. But two of them are only rarely heard. The series opened ...
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Episode 2: The Late Show Murders
The title refers to the movie that was run starting at 11:30 opposite The Tonight Show with 'Johnny ...
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Episode 3: The Old Diamond Game
Stage 42, Universal Studios - 100 Universal City Plaza, Universal City, California, USA...
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Episode 4: Stung from Beyond
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Episode 5: The Deadly Missiles Caper
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Episode 6: The Man Who Couldn't Lose
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Episode 7: Death Heist
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Episode 8: The Body at the Bottom
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Episode 9: The Cruise Ship Murders
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Episode 10: Kiss of Death
'Gino Conforti' (qv) is credited but was edited out of the syndicated version....
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Episode 11: Death by Resurrection
'Carl Weathers' (qv) appears in the original network version. Despite his on-air credit, his role wa...
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Episode 12: The Cold War Con
The title refers to the Cold War that existed between the United States of America and primarily the...
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Episode 13: Through the Past Deadly
Stage 42, Universal Studios - 100 Universal City Plaza, Universal City, California, USA...
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Episode 14: Mistresses, Murderers and Millions
A business magnate involved in a hideous divorce is kidnapped, and the kidnappers later critically w...
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Episode 15: The Walking Bomb
Extortionists kidnap a bank executive and strap a bomb to his chest in order to force him to pay the...
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Episode 16: Ain't Nobody Here Named Barney
The actor who played gravedigger Jim Buck was not credited....
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Episode 17: Come Die with Me
The title is based upon the 1957 popular song "Come Fly with Me" composed by 'Jimmy Van Heusen' (qv)...
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Episode 18: One of Our Zeppelins Is Missing
Stage 42, Universal Studios - 100 Universal City Plaza, Universal City, California, USA...
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Episode 19: Before the Holocaust
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Episode 20: Big Deal in Paradise
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Episode 21: The Case of the Purloined Case
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Episode 22: The Girl on the Golden Strip
Unknown to himself, a Vegas nightclub singer turns into his alter ego, a deranged slasher-killer, wh...
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Episode 23: Round Up the Usual Suspects
The title is based upon a quote from _Casablanca (1942)_ (qv)....
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Episode 24: Death Squad
Stage 42, Universal Studios - 100 Universal City Plaza, Universal City, California, USA...
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Episode : Pilot Episode
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- Season 2
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Episode 1: The Pirates of Tin Pan Alley
The title refers to the location in New York City (West 28th Street between Fifth and Sixth Avenue) ...
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Episode 2: The Twelfth Commandment
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Episode 3: Fleece of Snow
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Episode 4: The Argonaut Special
The title refers to the legion of Greek sailors who existed before the Trojan War and accompanied Ja...
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Episode 5: The Things That Belong to Mickey Costello
In the syndicated version, the theme music by show creator 'Glen A. Larson' (qv), who is uncredited ...
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Episode 6: Quicker Than the Eye
Director 'David Friedkin' (qv)'s final project. The episode aired less than a month after his death....
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Episode 7: Gaffing the Skim
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Episode 8: The Lady from Liechtenstein: Part 1
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Episode 9: The Lady from Liechtenstein: Part 2
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Episode 10: Switch-Hitter
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Episode 11: Maggie's Hero
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Episode 12: The 100,000 Ruble Rumble
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Episode 13: Portraits of Death
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Episode 14: The Snitch
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Episode 15: Eyewitness
Los Angeles, California, USA...
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Episode 16: Camera Angles
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Episode 17: Butterfly Morning
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Episode 18: The Four Horsemen
The title is linked to The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse a term used to describe four horsemen tha...
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Episode 19: Eden's Gate
The title references the 1965 song "Gates of Eden" by 'Bob Dylan' (qv) which appeared in his fifth s...
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Episode 20: The Hemline Heist
A fashion designer is murdered three times simultaneously as he presents during a fashion show -- by...
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Episode 21: Three for the Money
The title is based on the jingle to start a race: "1 for the money, 2 for the show, 3 to get ready a...
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Episode 22: Two on the Run
Stage 42, Universal Studios - 100 Universal City Plaza, Universal City, California, USA...
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Episode 23: Whatever Happened to Carol Harmony?
Stage 42, Universal Studios - 100 Universal City Plaza, Universal City, California, USA...
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Episode 24: Heritage of Death
Stage 42, Universal Studios - 100 Universal City Plaza, Universal City, California, USA...
- Season 3
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Episode 1: Net Loss
Stage 42, Universal Studios - 100 Universal City Plaza, Universal City, California, USA...
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Episode 2: Downshift
The full name of 'Michael V. Gazzo' (qv)'s character is Antonio Giuseppe Giovano Alibrandi....
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Episode 3: Legend of the Macunas: Part 1
The title refers to The Macuna of the eastern part of the Amazon basin. As of 1991 the entire popula...
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Episode 4: Legend of the Macunas: Part 2
By the time this episode aired, the series was running dead last in the season-to-date ratings (alth...
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Episode 5: Fade Out
Stage 42, Universal Studios - 100 Universal City Plaza, Universal City, California, USA...
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Episode 6: Dancer
Stage 42, Universal Studios - 100 Universal City Plaza, Universal City, California, USA...
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Episode 7: Go for Broke
Stage 42, Universal Studios - 100 Universal City Plaza, Universal City, California, USA...
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Episode 8: Lady of the Deep
Stage 42, Universal Studios - 100 Universal City Plaza, Universal City, California, USA...
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Episode 9: Thirty Thousand Witnesses
Pete becomes a rather overage soccer goalie (Robert Wagner, though he looked younger, was 47 at the ...
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Episode 10: Dangerous Curves
Stage 42, Universal Studios - 100 Universal City Plaza, Universal City, California, USA...
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Episode 11: The Tong
Stage 42, Universal Studios - 100 Universal City Plaza, Universal City, California, USA...
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Episode 12: Who Killed Lila Craig?
Stage 42, Universal Studios - 100 Universal City Plaza, Universal City, California, USA...
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Episode 13: Three Blonde Mice
Title refers to the children's nursery rhyme Three Blind Mice....
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Episode 14: Coronado Circle
This was the final performance of actress 'Jody Gilbert' (qv)....
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Episode 15: Stolen Island
Stage 42, Universal Studios - 100 Universal City Plaza, Universal City, California, USA...
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Episode 16: Formula for Murder
Stage 42, Universal Studios - 100 Universal City Plaza, Universal City, California, USA...
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Episode 17: Blue Crusaders Reunion
Stage 42, Universal Studios - 100 Universal City Plaza, Universal City, California, USA...
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Episode 18: Mexican Standoff
The title refers to a standard Western confrontation or stalemate where no one can win such as when ...
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Episode 19: Play-Off
Stage 42, Universal Studios - 100 Universal City Plaza, Universal City, California, USA...
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Episode 20: The Cage
The series began a summer run (ironically, enjoying its best ratings since the first season and trem...
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Episode 21: Photo Finish
In the syndicated version, the end credits for this episode were replaced, for unknown reasons, with...
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Episode 22: The Siege at the Bouziki Bar
Last show of the series....
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- Lovers Don't Hold Back
- Keeping Secrets
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- Just Can’t Pull Away
- I Won’t Give Up
- Spend My Life With You
- Forever My Love
- Switch It Baby (12" version)
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- Switch It Baby (instrumental version)
- I'm So Satisfied (instrumental version)
- There'll Never Be
- My Friend in the Sky
- Best Beat in Town
- Don't Take My Love Away
- I Wanna Be Closer
- (You Pulled a) Switch
- I Call Your Name
- Call on Me
- I Do Love You
- You and I
- Love Over and Over Again
- There'll Never Be
- I Wanna Be Closer
- Best Beat in Town
- I Call Your Name
- Don't Take My Love Away
- Love Over and Over Again
- You and I
- I Do Love You
- Call on Me
- (You Pulled A) Switch
- My Friend in the Sky
- Next to You
- Power to Dance
- My Friend in the Sky
- Don't Take My Love Away
- Keep Movin' On
- A Brighter Tomorrow (interlude)
- Reaching for Tomorrow
- Finally Found Someone New
- Honey I Love You
- Get Back in Love
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Switch (1991)
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 103:10
- Updated: 17 Aug 2013
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103016/
http://wn.com/Switch_1991
Switch (1991) part 1
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 9:51
- Updated: 06 Aug 2013
A classical movie about a man being killed and resurrected by god to amend for his sins. However the devil also comes into play and turns him into a woman. N...
http://wn.com/Switch_1991_part_1
A classical movie about a man being killed and resurrected by god to amend for his sins. However the devil also comes into play and turns him into a woman. N...
- published: 05 Feb 2010
- views: 61730
- author: limessupremum
Switch (1991) part 3
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 10:12
- Updated: 02 Jul 2013
http://wn.com/Switch_1991_part_3
Switch (1991) part 6
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 9:56
- Updated: 12 Jul 2013
http://wn.com/Switch_1991_part_6
Switch 1991 Trailer
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- Duration: 2:09
- Updated: 14 Jul 2013
Comedia / Era un hombre presumido, mujeriego y despreciado por las mujeres a las que había engañado y abandonado. Ha sido asesinado, pero ha sido devuelto a ...
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Comedia / Era un hombre presumido, mujeriego y despreciado por las mujeres a las que había engañado y abandonado. Ha sido asesinado, pero ha sido devuelto a ...
- published: 01 Apr 2010
- views: 33799
- author: sonysloba
Switch (1991) part 4
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 9:43
- Updated: 02 Jul 2013
http://wn.com/Switch_1991_part_4
Switch (1991) part 2
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- Duration: 9:55
- Updated: 08 Jun 2013
http://wn.com/Switch_1991_part_2
Switch (1991) part 8
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 9:24
- Updated: 01 Jul 2013
http://wn.com/Switch_1991_part_8
Switch (1991) part 9
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 9:14
- Updated: 06 Jul 2013
http://wn.com/Switch_1991_part_9
Switched At Birth 1991 - Full Length Rare Movie
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 175:47
- Updated: 17 Aug 2013
This is the story of the two babies who were switched at birth. A few years later when one of the girls gets sick and tests revealed that she was not the dau...
http://wn.com/Switched_At_Birth_1991_Full_Length_Rare_Movie
This is the story of the two babies who were switched at birth. A few years later when one of the girls gets sick and tests revealed that she was not the dau...
- published: 22 Jan 2013
- views: 164690
- author: k4n3704d
Switch (1991) part 5
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 10:00
- Updated: 25 Jul 2013
http://wn.com/Switch_1991_part_5
Switch (1991) part 10
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 10:02
- Updated: 01 Jul 2013
http://wn.com/Switch_1991_part_10
Switch (1991) part 7
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 9:58
- Updated: 02 Jul 2013
http://wn.com/Switch_1991_part_7
Switch (1991) part 11
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 1:31
- Updated: 01 Jul 2013
http://wn.com/Switch_1991_part_11
Switch (1991) - leather compilation
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- Duration: 3:13
- Updated: 03 Jul 2013
JoBeth Williams and Ellen Barkin smoke leather-clad.
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JoBeth Williams and Ellen Barkin smoke leather-clad.
- published: 24 Apr 2013
- views: 1633
- author: Leatherpredator6
Switch (1991) - parte 4
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 1:42
- Updated: 14 Dec 2012
A parte que mais gosto..
http://wn.com/Switch_1991_parte_4
Farkangyal - (Switch) 1991
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- Duration: 2:06
- Updated: 06 Jul 2013
Steve-et (Perry King), a szexista, hímsoviniszta disznót, elteszi láb alól feldühödött exbarátnője. Steve és barátja, Walter (Jimmy Smits) mindig is a szőke ...
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Steve-et (Perry King), a szexista, hímsoviniszta disznót, elteszi láb alól feldühödött exbarátnője. Steve és barátja, Walter (Jimmy Smits) mindig is a szőke ...
- published: 06 Jul 2013
- views: 20
- author: Magyar Aurél
Farkangyal (Switch) 1991'
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 5:35
- Updated: 07 Apr 2013
Farkangyal Switch 1991' amerikai vígjáték szereplők: Ellen Barkin (Prókai Annamária) Jimmy Smits (Gáti Oszkár) Szinkron:Joe email: vhsdvdjoe@freemail.hu.
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Farkangyal Switch 1991' amerikai vígjáték szereplők: Ellen Barkin (Prókai Annamária) Jimmy Smits (Gáti Oszkár) Szinkron:Joe email: vhsdvdjoe@freemail.hu.
- published: 17 Aug 2010
- views: 7397
- author: vhsdvdjoe
1991 Integra Ignition Switch Remedy
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 2:33
- Updated: 27 May 2013
I have been recently having starting issues with my 1991 Acura Integra GS. While driving my dash lights went out and the engine died. I cleaned my battery po...
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I have been recently having starting issues with my 1991 Acura Integra GS. While driving my dash lights went out and the engine died. I cleaned my battery po...
- published: 15 Mar 2013
- views: 476
- author: Hoageyceptor
Stygian (US) - The Switch (1991 Demo)
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- Duration: 7:48
- Updated: 31 Jan 2013
Power/Thrash Metal from USA (Chicago) Song taken from the 1991 Demo "Lines in the Sand"
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Power/Thrash Metal from USA (Chicago) Song taken from the 1991 Demo "Lines in the Sand"
- published: 14 May 2009
- views: 642
- author: Lat3xCult
1991 Lincoln Town Car Switch Test
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 0:43
- Updated: 07 May 2013
Testing The switches on My Lincoln After rewiring It All, Test one. 4 Pumps 6 Switches 4 Dumps, Success!! ProHopper Setup. 'The Acapulco Surfer"
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Testing The switches on My Lincoln After rewiring It All, Test one. 4 Pumps 6 Switches 4 Dumps, Success!! ProHopper Setup. 'The Acapulco Surfer"
- published: 12 Mar 2013
- views: 223
- author: acapulkomx
Michael Jordan Switch Hands in Mid Air vs Lakers Game 3 1991 NBA Finals
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 2:46
- Updated: 22 Jul 2013
http://wn.com/Michael_Jordan_Switch_Hands_in_Mid_Air_vs_Lakers_Game_3_1991_NBA_Finals
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"Just A Dream" by Nelly - Sam Tsui & Christina Grimmie
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- Duration: 4:30
- Updated: 20 Aug 2013
SUBSCRIBE! I promise, it's fun :1 http://bit.ly/SubscribeKHS We're coming to SINGAPORE and HONG KONG!! tickets: http://www.kurthugoschneider.com/tour Hope yo...
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SUBSCRIBE! I promise, it's fun :1 http://bit.ly/SubscribeKHS We're coming to SINGAPORE and HONG KONG!! tickets: http://www.kurthugoschneider.com/tour Hope yo...
- published: 21 Nov 2010
- views: 68109581
- author: KurtHugoSchneider
Eminem - Mockingbird
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- Duration: 4:19
- Updated: 25 Dec 2009
Music video by Eminem performing Mockingbird. YouTube view counts pre-VEVO: 14,297,644. (C) 2004 Aftermath Entertainment/Interscope Records
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Music video by Eminem performing Mockingbird. YouTube view counts pre-VEVO: 14,297,644. (C) 2004 Aftermath Entertainment/Interscope Records
- published: 25 Dec 2009
- views: 76042865
Eminem - No Love (Explicit Version) ft. Lil Wayne
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- Duration: 5:15
- Updated: 21 Aug 2013
Music video by Eminem performing No Love. (C) 2010 Aftermath Records #VEVOCertified on July 30, 2012. http://www.youtube.com/vevocertified.
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Music video by Eminem performing No Love. (C) 2010 Aftermath Records #VEVOCertified on July 30, 2012. http://www.youtube.com/vevocertified.
- published: 29 Sep 2010
- views: 123153503
- author: EminemVEVO
Eminem - Love The Way You Lie ft. Rihanna
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- Duration: 4:28
- Updated: 05 Aug 2010
Music video by Eminem performing Love The Way You Lie. © 2010 Aftermath Records
#VEVOCertified on September 13, 2011. http://www.vevo.com/certified http://www.youtube.com/vevocertified
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Music video by Eminem performing Love The Way You Lie. © 2010 Aftermath Records
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- published: 05 Aug 2010
- views: 596181695
Eminem - Not Afraid
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- Duration: 4:19
- Updated: 05 Jun 2010
Music video by Eminem performing Not Afraid. (C) 2010 Aftermath Records
#VEVOCertified on September 11, 2010.http://www.vevo.com/certified http://www.youtube.com/vevocertified
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Music video by Eminem performing Not Afraid. (C) 2010 Aftermath Records
#VEVOCertified on September 11, 2010.http://www.vevo.com/certified http://www.youtube.com/vevocertified
- published: 05 Jun 2010
- views: 437343287
Eminem - When I'm Gone
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- Duration: 6:09
- Updated: 16 Jun 2009
Music video by Eminem performing When I'm Gone. (C) 2005 Aftermath Entertainment/Interscope Records
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Music video by Eminem performing When I'm Gone. (C) 2005 Aftermath Entertainment/Interscope Records
- published: 16 Jun 2009
- views: 165229514
Eminem - Space Bound
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- Duration: 4:25
- Updated: 27 Jun 2011
Eminem performing Space Bound. buy now http://bit.ly/lVFDxd © 2010 Aftermath Records
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Eminem performing Space Bound. buy now http://bit.ly/lVFDxd © 2010 Aftermath Records
- published: 27 Jun 2011
- views: 97664396
Taylor Swift - You Belong With Me
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- Duration: 3:49
- Updated: 16 Jun 2009
Music video by Taylor Swift performing You Belong With Me. (C) 2009 Big Machine Records, LLC
#VEVOCertified on April 16, 2011. http://www.vevo.com/certified http://www.youtube.com/vevocertified
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Music video by Taylor Swift performing You Belong With Me. (C) 2009 Big Machine Records, LLC
#VEVOCertified on April 16, 2011. http://www.vevo.com/certified http://www.youtube.com/vevocertified
- published: 16 Jun 2009
- views: 265904960
Taylor Swift - Everything Has Changed ft. Ed Sheeran
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- Duration: 4:13
- Updated: 06 Jun 2013
Music video by Taylor Swift performing Everything Has Changed. (C) 2013 Big Machine Records, LLC.
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Music video by Taylor Swift performing Everything Has Changed. (C) 2013 Big Machine Records, LLC.
- published: 06 Jun 2013
- views: 36813925
How To Sing Like Your Favorite Artists
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- Duration: 5:43
- Updated: 30 May 2013
Whether you think you can't sing, or if you know you can... you cant. YET!
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Whether you think you can't sing, or if you know you can... you cant. YET!
Check out my 2nd Channel for more vlogs:
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Follow me on TWITTER for more useless stuff about me
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- published: 30 May 2013
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THE LEGEND OF ZELDA RAP [MUSIC VIDEO]
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 3:34
- Updated: 18 Nov 2011
WATCH BLOOPERS & MORE: http://bit.ly/ZELDAxtras
DOWNLOAD THE SONG: http://smo.sh/13NrBp8
DOWNLOAD UNCENSORED SONG: http://smo.sh/WMYpsf
GET LEGEND OF SMOSH TEE: http://smo.sh/XkYJ7y
COLLECT THE HYRULE HISTORIA: http://amzn.to/Zkkr9b
------------------------------------
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Oh and our Facebook page: http://facebook.com/smosh
Want to know when we're filming and/or pooping? Now you can: http://twitter.com/smosh
==LYRICS==
Yeah my name is Link, man, I'm more well known than Lil Wayne
Oh you thought my name was Zelda? THAT'S A F**KING GIRL'S NAME!
I've saved the world like fifteen times and and saved the princess from demise
And I do it all alone, with no help and no advice
"Hey, Look, Listen" Hey, look, listen, you f**king annoying fairy
I'd rather be forced to listen to constant Katy Perry
I think it's time I got some recognition, don't you think?
Legend of Zelda? SCREW THAT! Legend of LINK.
----------
'Cause he's the L to the I to the N to the K
Wears tights every day, don't give a damn what you say
Got bigger balls than even Evel Knievel
And he ain't gonna stop 'til the world is free of evil
----------
I'll break all your pots and I best not hear your bitchin'
I've got the Triforce of courage, BITCH! So you better listen (that's right)
I'm called bushwhacker and my bank account's maxed out
Got 999 rupees and my leather wallet's packed now
Can't back down, can't slack now, the world needs me to attack now
Yet I'm forced to pay out the ass for these bombs in Castle Town
Just give me some heart containers and let me spit on my ocarina
So I can kick that dumbass Ganon all the way to Argentina
----------
'Cause he's the L to the I to the N to the K
Wears tights every day, don't give a damn what you say
Got bigger balls than even Evel Knievel
And he ain't gonna stop 'til the world is free of evil
----------
Yo, you low-life elf, need a ride up to the North Pole?
Santa's got a thing for elfs and he's getting' his marriage annulled.
You really think saving the princess will convince me you're straight? (Ha-ha!)
The "Uggs and Skirt" fad is so 2008!
Oh snap, it's Ganondorf tryin' to jock on my style
Batman's cape, Lincoln's beard, were you dressed by a child?
You're a ginger with no soul and you look like a f**king troll
Isn't kidnapping helpless girls getting a little bit old?
You think Zelda's stupid enough to get kidnapped so often?
She runs off to my castle, into my room and begs to get locked in.
Yeah, she's sick of your little Deku nuts and your girly fairy face
L-I-N-K? More like L-I-N-Gay.
Man, you should've been aborted, just like the Jersey Shore
It's a damn lie you told about Zelda 'cause she loves my master sword
It's a shame your whole life's been a waste trying to rule Hyrule
'cause today will be the day known as "The day you got schooled"
----------
'Cause he's the L to the I to the N to the K
Wears tights every day, don't give a damn what you say
Got bigger balls than even Evel Knievel
And he ain't gon' stop 'til the world is free of evil
----------
This video is extra special to us, so we went all-out this time and got a ton of help from our amazing friends:
==CREDITS==
Written, Directed, Produced: Anthony Padilla & Ian Hecox
Producer: Ryan Todd (http://youtube.com/electrongunvidz)
Director of Photography: John Alexander Jimenez
Editor & FX: Anthony Padilla & Michael Barryte (http://youtube.com/belatedmedia)
Post Production Supervisor: Ryan Finnerty
==SONG CREDITS==
-Beat by: Taylor Lipari (http://youtube.com/taylorlipari)
-Lyrics: Anthony Padilla & Ian Hecox
-Final Mix & Vocal Recording: Peter DeLeon
-Link Vocals: Ian Hecox
-Ganondorf Vocals: Anthony Padilla
-Zelda Vocals: Kresta Ria Tabaranza (http://youtube.com/KO0LSAUCE)
-Hook Melody: Ryan Finnerty
-Vocals Recorded at: Track Shack Studios
==CAST==
-Link: Ian Hecox
-Zelda: Jacqueline Goehner (http://youtube.com/jackiegoehner)
-Ganondorf: Anthony Padilla
-Tingle: Anthony Padilla
-Bomb Shopkeeper: Ethan Ireland
-Santa Claus: Gary Agid
==ADDITIONAL CREW==
-Link, Zelda, Ganondorf Costume Design & Assistant Make-up: Jacqueline Goehner
-Make-up & Tingle Costume Design: Paula Barkley
-Ganondorf Make-up & prosthetics: Margaret Cargan
-Colorist: Mike Burton
-Assembly Editor: Elyjah Wilber
-Art Director: Patrick Egan
-Additional props: Jacqueline Goehner
-Production Designer (Castle Walls): Edward Duffy
-Set Painter: Lynn Malmberg
-Assistant Director: Ethan Ireland
-Gaffer: Tobija A. Annis
-Grips: Jon Hooker & Brian Rife
-Casting Director: Julliane Gabert
-Production Assistant: Frank Cosgriff
-Audio Playback: Palmer Taylor
-Set Studio provided by: SIMZ productions
-Grip & Electric provided by: GRIP SERVICES
-Outdoor Location provided by: Kathleen Dodge with El Dorado Film commission
-Filmed at Lake Tahoe & Sacramento, CA
HOLY FIRETRUCK! You made it to the end of this description.
http://wn.com/THE_LEGEND_OF_ZELDA_RAP_MUSIC_VIDEO_
WATCH BLOOPERS & MORE: http://bit.ly/ZELDAxtras
DOWNLOAD THE SONG: http://smo.sh/13NrBp8
DOWNLOAD UNCENSORED SONG: http://smo.sh/WMYpsf
GET LEGEND OF SMOSH TEE: http://smo.sh/XkYJ7y
COLLECT THE HYRULE HISTORIA: http://amzn.to/Zkkr9b
------------------------------------
Hey it's our very own website: http://smosh.com
Oh and our Facebook page: http://facebook.com/smosh
Want to know when we're filming and/or pooping? Now you can: http://twitter.com/smosh
==LYRICS==
Yeah my name is Link, man, I'm more well known than Lil Wayne
Oh you thought my name was Zelda? THAT'S A F**KING GIRL'S NAME!
I've saved the world like fifteen times and and saved the princess from demise
And I do it all alone, with no help and no advice
"Hey, Look, Listen" Hey, look, listen, you f**king annoying fairy
I'd rather be forced to listen to constant Katy Perry
I think it's time I got some recognition, don't you think?
Legend of Zelda? SCREW THAT! Legend of LINK.
----------
'Cause he's the L to the I to the N to the K
Wears tights every day, don't give a damn what you say
Got bigger balls than even Evel Knievel
And he ain't gonna stop 'til the world is free of evil
----------
I'll break all your pots and I best not hear your bitchin'
I've got the Triforce of courage, BITCH! So you better listen (that's right)
I'm called bushwhacker and my bank account's maxed out
Got 999 rupees and my leather wallet's packed now
Can't back down, can't slack now, the world needs me to attack now
Yet I'm forced to pay out the ass for these bombs in Castle Town
Just give me some heart containers and let me spit on my ocarina
So I can kick that dumbass Ganon all the way to Argentina
----------
'Cause he's the L to the I to the N to the K
Wears tights every day, don't give a damn what you say
Got bigger balls than even Evel Knievel
And he ain't gonna stop 'til the world is free of evil
----------
Yo, you low-life elf, need a ride up to the North Pole?
Santa's got a thing for elfs and he's getting' his marriage annulled.
You really think saving the princess will convince me you're straight? (Ha-ha!)
The "Uggs and Skirt" fad is so 2008!
Oh snap, it's Ganondorf tryin' to jock on my style
Batman's cape, Lincoln's beard, were you dressed by a child?
You're a ginger with no soul and you look like a f**king troll
Isn't kidnapping helpless girls getting a little bit old?
You think Zelda's stupid enough to get kidnapped so often?
She runs off to my castle, into my room and begs to get locked in.
Yeah, she's sick of your little Deku nuts and your girly fairy face
L-I-N-K? More like L-I-N-Gay.
Man, you should've been aborted, just like the Jersey Shore
It's a damn lie you told about Zelda 'cause she loves my master sword
It's a shame your whole life's been a waste trying to rule Hyrule
'cause today will be the day known as "The day you got schooled"
----------
'Cause he's the L to the I to the N to the K
Wears tights every day, don't give a damn what you say
Got bigger balls than even Evel Knievel
And he ain't gon' stop 'til the world is free of evil
----------
This video is extra special to us, so we went all-out this time and got a ton of help from our amazing friends:
==CREDITS==
Written, Directed, Produced: Anthony Padilla & Ian Hecox
Producer: Ryan Todd (http://youtube.com/electrongunvidz)
Director of Photography: John Alexander Jimenez
Editor & FX: Anthony Padilla & Michael Barryte (http://youtube.com/belatedmedia)
Post Production Supervisor: Ryan Finnerty
==SONG CREDITS==
-Beat by: Taylor Lipari (http://youtube.com/taylorlipari)
-Lyrics: Anthony Padilla & Ian Hecox
-Final Mix & Vocal Recording: Peter DeLeon
-Link Vocals: Ian Hecox
-Ganondorf Vocals: Anthony Padilla
-Zelda Vocals: Kresta Ria Tabaranza (http://youtube.com/KO0LSAUCE)
-Hook Melody: Ryan Finnerty
-Vocals Recorded at: Track Shack Studios
==CAST==
-Link: Ian Hecox
-Zelda: Jacqueline Goehner (http://youtube.com/jackiegoehner)
-Ganondorf: Anthony Padilla
-Tingle: Anthony Padilla
-Bomb Shopkeeper: Ethan Ireland
-Santa Claus: Gary Agid
==ADDITIONAL CREW==
-Link, Zelda, Ganondorf Costume Design & Assistant Make-up: Jacqueline Goehner
-Make-up & Tingle Costume Design: Paula Barkley
-Ganondorf Make-up & prosthetics: Margaret Cargan
-Colorist: Mike Burton
-Assembly Editor: Elyjah Wilber
-Art Director: Patrick Egan
-Additional props: Jacqueline Goehner
-Production Designer (Castle Walls): Edward Duffy
-Set Painter: Lynn Malmberg
-Assistant Director: Ethan Ireland
-Gaffer: Tobija A. Annis
-Grips: Jon Hooker & Brian Rife
-Casting Director: Julliane Gabert
-Production Assistant: Frank Cosgriff
-Audio Playback: Palmer Taylor
-Set Studio provided by: SIMZ productions
-Grip & Electric provided by: GRIP SERVICES
-Outdoor Location provided by: Kathleen Dodge with El Dorado Film commission
-Filmed at Lake Tahoe & Sacramento, CA
HOLY FIRETRUCK! You made it to the end of this description.
- published: 18 Nov 2011
- views: 40253481
Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates. Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2.
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 2:48
- Updated: 21 Aug 2013
ERB Returns For Season 3 This Fall ◅ Download This Song: http://bit.ly/KzLBGB Click to Tweet this Vid-ee-oh! http://bit.ly/Nt9lg8 Hi. My name is Nice Peter...
http://wn.com/Steve_Jobs_vs_Bill_Gates_Epic_Rap_Battles_of_History_Season_2
ERB Returns For Season 3 This Fall ◅ Download This Song: http://bit.ly/KzLBGB Click to Tweet this Vid-ee-oh! http://bit.ly/Nt9lg8 Hi. My name is Nice Peter...
- published: 14 Jun 2012
- views: 60375014
- author: ERB
One Direction - Little Things
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 3:38
- Updated: 02 Nov 2012
TAKE ME HOME The brand new album out now!
Featuring Live While We're Young and Little Things.
iTunes: http://smarturl.it/takemehome1D
Amazon: http://amzn.to/OXqkoD
Official Store: http://myplay.me/vxl
Music video by One Direction performing Little Things. (C) 2012 Simco Limited under exclusive license to Sony Music Entertainment UK Limited
http://wn.com/One_Direction_Little_Things
TAKE ME HOME The brand new album out now!
Featuring Live While We're Young and Little Things.
iTunes: http://smarturl.it/takemehome1D
Amazon: http://amzn.to/OXqkoD
Official Store: http://myplay.me/vxl
Music video by One Direction performing Little Things. (C) 2012 Simco Limited under exclusive license to Sony Music Entertainment UK Limited
- published: 02 Nov 2012
- views: 124808644
Eminem - Like Toy Soldiers
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 5:24
- Updated: 25 Dec 2009
Music video by Eminem performing Like Toy Soldiers. YouTube view counts pre-VEVO: 2,799,494.
#VEVOCertified on Nov. 26, 2012. http://vevo.com/certified http://youtube.com/vevocertifed
(C) 2004 Aftermath Entertainment/Interscope Records
http://wn.com/Eminem_Like_Toy_Soldiers
Music video by Eminem performing Like Toy Soldiers. YouTube view counts pre-VEVO: 2,799,494.
#VEVOCertified on Nov. 26, 2012. http://vevo.com/certified http://youtube.com/vevocertifed
(C) 2004 Aftermath Entertainment/Interscope Records
- published: 25 Dec 2009
- views: 121982665
"Empire State of Mind" JAY Z | Alicia Keys [OFFICIAL VIDEO]
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 4:42
- Updated: 30 Oct 2009
Check out the OFFICIAL VIDEO for "Empire State of Mind" JAY Z | Alicia Keys!
JAY Z "Open Letter": http://bit.ly/OpenLetterJAYZ
More episodes of JAY Z ► http://bit.ly/JAYZplaylist
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Check out the OFFICIAL VIDEO for "Empire State of Mind" JAY Z | Alicia Keys!
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- published: 30 Oct 2009
- views: 178812281
Eminem - You Don't Know ft. 50 Cent, Cashis, Lloyd Banks
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 4:25
- Updated: 20 Aug 2013
Music video by Eminem performing You Don't Know. (C) 2006 Shady Records/Interscope Records.
http://wn.com/Eminem_You_Don't_Know_ft_50_Cent,_Cashis,_Lloyd_Banks
Music video by Eminem performing You Don't Know. (C) 2006 Shady Records/Interscope Records.
- published: 25 Dec 2009
- views: 63623845
- author: EminemVEVO
One Direction - One Way Or Another (Teenage Kicks)
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 3:23
- Updated: 20 Feb 2013
As well as releasing the Red Nose Day single, One Direction are fundraising by doing something funny for money...and they want you to join them! Get involved at www.rednoseday.com/1D
Music video by One Direction performing One Way Or Another (Teenage Kicks). (C) 2013 Simco Limited under exclusive license to Sony Music Entertainment UK Limited
http://wn.com/One_Direction_One_Way_Or_Another_Teenage_Kicks
As well as releasing the Red Nose Day single, One Direction are fundraising by doing something funny for money...and they want you to join them! Get involved at www.rednoseday.com/1D
Music video by One Direction performing One Way Or Another (Teenage Kicks). (C) 2013 Simco Limited under exclusive license to Sony Music Entertainment UK Limited
- published: 20 Feb 2013
- views: 145101225
![ULTIMATE ASSASSIN'S CREED 3 SONG [Music Video]](http://web.archive.org./web/20130927013318im_/http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/12PWq22E9CQ/default.jpg "ULTIMATE ASSASSIN'S CREED 3 SONG [Music Video]")
ULTIMATE ASSASSIN'S CREED 3 SONG [Music Video]
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 4:07
- Updated: 26 Oct 2012
GET THE SHIRT! http://bit.ly/DeathBlowTShirt
WATCH BLOOPERS & MORE: http://bit.ly/AC3XTRAS
DOWNLOAD THE SONG: http://bit.ly/AC3Clean
DOWNLOAD THE UNCENSORED SONG: http://bit.ly/AC3Xplicit
WE BASED SOME OF THE SCENES ON THIS AWESOME INTERACTIVE TRAILER, SO CHECK IT OUT: http://bit.ly/AC3trailer
GET TOMAHAWK GEAR HERE: http://smo.sh/172R5kQ
GET ASSASSIN'S CREED III NOW: http://amzn.to/VSGMrN
●LYRICS●
How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow
Freedom fightin' machine, big-ass hatchet in hand
Why'd you have to kill my bros? I'm-a slash your face, man
I'm a very skilled assassin killin' dudes in ones and twos
Blood flowin' like a river, need a box of tissues
When I'm huntin', I be stuntin', you can never find me
In the bushes, in the hay stacks, in your mother's laundry
Watch me comin', free runnin', up the walls like a boss
What you lookin' at, bitch? Taste my tomahawk chop!
How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow
From Boston to NY, always up to no good
Don't know how I can see out this big-ass hood
Walkin' through the crowds touchin' you on the back
Using my hidden blade for a secret attack
Jumpin' off of giant buildings like I was a super man
Use your momma as a meat shield every time that I can
Take a break from the war to hunt for some meat
What? A man's gotta eat...
How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow
Up first in the verse feel the clack of wooden teeth
Bread and butter, lift the covers and you'll find the fu**in' heat
Revolution I lead, with the world I got beef
I dig my wigs powdered, wear boxers- I don't wear briefs
You can't step up to me and my gang
Horse and carriage, drive bys, bullet in the chamb'
Ridin' over your clique like the Delaware, son
I'll get my face on that dollar before this sh*t's done
How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot those mofos in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow
...
This video is extra special to us, so we went all-out this time and got a ton of help from our amazing friends:
●CREDITS●
Produced & Directed by Ian Hecox, Anthony Padilla & Ryan Todd
Music Produced by Peter de Leon & Ryan Todd
Mixed by Peter de Leon
Written by Ian Hecox, Anthony Padilla & Ryan Finnerty
Assistant Director - Frank Cosgriff
Cinematographer - John Alexander Jimenez
Assistant Camera - Phil Mohr, Ivan Harder
Makeup & Wardrobe - Paula Barkley
Asst. Wardrober - Felicia Gomez
Connor Costume - Jackie Goehner
Key Grip/Gaffer - Kerry Sweeney
Grip/Electric - Jon Hooker, Lee Eisenhower
Set Designer - Edward Duffy
Scenic - Lynn Malmburg
Set design PA - Lynne Perry, Nathan Bruner, Jon Hooker, Peter Van Dyke
Art Director - Patrick Egan
Set Dresser - Heidi Boucher
Art PA - Karl Mollohan
Post-production Supervisor - Ryan Finnerty
Editors - Anthony Padilla, Michael Barryte, Ryan Todd
CG & Effects - Michael Barryte & Sney Noorani
Assistant Editor - Justin Dailey
DIT & Colorist - Mike Burton
Key Production Assistant - Brad Westerbeck
Production Assistant - Rachel Behrmann
Casting - Julianne Gabert
●CAST●
Connor Kenway - Anthony Padilla
George Washington - Ian Hecox
British General - Keenan Johnston
Benjamin Franklin - Steven Sommers
General's Mother - Maggie Adair Upton
Angry Commoner - Ernesto S. Bustos
Dancing British Soldier - Travis S. Zeiler
Arrow to the neck soldier - Lee Eisenhower
Ax to the face soldier - Elyjah Wibur
British Guards
Alan D. Beck, Ricky Borba, David Chernyavsky, Dan Fagan, K.C. Farrell, Keith Lowell Jensen, Jason A. Manoogian, Zachary Peters
Common Folk
Paula Barkley, Dan Beard, Telly "Leatherface" Blackwood,Sean Boncato, Bob Casper, Sheryl Casper, Robyn Colburn,Christa Cranmer, Kathleen DeVries, Scot Free, Lauryn Gardner,Pryor Hudson, Josephine Longo, Krystina Mae, Gary Pannullo,Ken Pohl, Christa Quinn, West Ramsey, Tanner Robinson,Gillian Tarkington, Dawn Towle, La Tasha Yvette
Dance Choreographer - Joshua Comprendio
Colonial Dancers
Danny Abdon, Green (Chris Gaskell), Cali Kid (Rex Feliciano),jmocak (Jerel Mascarinas), Nitda Cee (Wanitda Chotisen), Candace Roybal
●Special thanks●
The City of Placerville & Kathleen Dodge with the El Dorado Film Commission
The Carry House Hotel
Jim Davies at Shadow Ridge Ranch
...
HOLY FIRETRUCK! You made it to the end of this description. You deserve a cookie. But which kind would you like?!
http://wn.com/ULTIMATE_ASSASSIN'S_CREED_3_SONG_Music_Video_
GET THE SHIRT! http://bit.ly/DeathBlowTShirt
WATCH BLOOPERS & MORE: http://bit.ly/AC3XTRAS
DOWNLOAD THE SONG: http://bit.ly/AC3Clean
DOWNLOAD THE UNCENSORED SONG: http://bit.ly/AC3Xplicit
WE BASED SOME OF THE SCENES ON THIS AWESOME INTERACTIVE TRAILER, SO CHECK IT OUT: http://bit.ly/AC3trailer
GET TOMAHAWK GEAR HERE: http://smo.sh/172R5kQ
GET ASSASSIN'S CREED III NOW: http://amzn.to/VSGMrN
●LYRICS●
How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow
Freedom fightin' machine, big-ass hatchet in hand
Why'd you have to kill my bros? I'm-a slash your face, man
I'm a very skilled assassin killin' dudes in ones and twos
Blood flowin' like a river, need a box of tissues
When I'm huntin', I be stuntin', you can never find me
In the bushes, in the hay stacks, in your mother's laundry
Watch me comin', free runnin', up the walls like a boss
What you lookin' at, bitch? Taste my tomahawk chop!
How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow
From Boston to NY, always up to no good
Don't know how I can see out this big-ass hood
Walkin' through the crowds touchin' you on the back
Using my hidden blade for a secret attack
Jumpin' off of giant buildings like I was a super man
Use your momma as a meat shield every time that I can
Take a break from the war to hunt for some meat
What? A man's gotta eat...
How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow
Up first in the verse feel the clack of wooden teeth
Bread and butter, lift the covers and you'll find the fu**in' heat
Revolution I lead, with the world I got beef
I dig my wigs powdered, wear boxers- I don't wear briefs
You can't step up to me and my gang
Horse and carriage, drive bys, bullet in the chamb'
Ridin' over your clique like the Delaware, son
I'll get my face on that dollar before this sh*t's done
How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot those mofos in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow
...
This video is extra special to us, so we went all-out this time and got a ton of help from our amazing friends:
●CREDITS●
Produced & Directed by Ian Hecox, Anthony Padilla & Ryan Todd
Music Produced by Peter de Leon & Ryan Todd
Mixed by Peter de Leon
Written by Ian Hecox, Anthony Padilla & Ryan Finnerty
Assistant Director - Frank Cosgriff
Cinematographer - John Alexander Jimenez
Assistant Camera - Phil Mohr, Ivan Harder
Makeup & Wardrobe - Paula Barkley
Asst. Wardrober - Felicia Gomez
Connor Costume - Jackie Goehner
Key Grip/Gaffer - Kerry Sweeney
Grip/Electric - Jon Hooker, Lee Eisenhower
Set Designer - Edward Duffy
Scenic - Lynn Malmburg
Set design PA - Lynne Perry, Nathan Bruner, Jon Hooker, Peter Van Dyke
Art Director - Patrick Egan
Set Dresser - Heidi Boucher
Art PA - Karl Mollohan
Post-production Supervisor - Ryan Finnerty
Editors - Anthony Padilla, Michael Barryte, Ryan Todd
CG & Effects - Michael Barryte & Sney Noorani
Assistant Editor - Justin Dailey
DIT & Colorist - Mike Burton
Key Production Assistant - Brad Westerbeck
Production Assistant - Rachel Behrmann
Casting - Julianne Gabert
●CAST●
Connor Kenway - Anthony Padilla
George Washington - Ian Hecox
British General - Keenan Johnston
Benjamin Franklin - Steven Sommers
General's Mother - Maggie Adair Upton
Angry Commoner - Ernesto S. Bustos
Dancing British Soldier - Travis S. Zeiler
Arrow to the neck soldier - Lee Eisenhower
Ax to the face soldier - Elyjah Wibur
British Guards
Alan D. Beck, Ricky Borba, David Chernyavsky, Dan Fagan, K.C. Farrell, Keith Lowell Jensen, Jason A. Manoogian, Zachary Peters
Common Folk
Paula Barkley, Dan Beard, Telly "Leatherface" Blackwood,Sean Boncato, Bob Casper, Sheryl Casper, Robyn Colburn,Christa Cranmer, Kathleen DeVries, Scot Free, Lauryn Gardner,Pryor Hudson, Josephine Longo, Krystina Mae, Gary Pannullo,Ken Pohl, Christa Quinn, West Ramsey, Tanner Robinson,Gillian Tarkington, Dawn Towle, La Tasha Yvette
Dance Choreographer - Joshua Comprendio
Colonial Dancers
Danny Abdon, Green (Chris Gaskell), Cali Kid (Rex Feliciano),jmocak (Jerel Mascarinas), Nitda Cee (Wanitda Chotisen), Candace Roybal
●Special thanks●
The City of Placerville & Kathleen Dodge with the El Dorado Film Commission
The Carry House Hotel
Jim Davies at Shadow Ridge Ranch
...
HOLY FIRETRUCK! You made it to the end of this description. You deserve a cookie. But which kind would you like?!
- published: 26 Oct 2012
- views: 39297193
CUPS!! - Pitch Perfect - Sam Tsui, Alex G, Kina Grannis, Kurt Schneider
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 2:44
- Updated: 21 Aug 2013
Check out this Coca Cola video I did!! :) http://bit.ly/12T5qlb We're coming to SINGAPORE and HONG KONG!! tickets: http://www.kurthugoschneider.com/tour SUBS...
http://wn.com/CUPS!!_Pitch_Perfect_Sam_Tsui,_Alex_G,_Kina_Grannis,_Kurt_Schneider
Check out this Coca Cola video I did!! :) http://bit.ly/12T5qlb We're coming to SINGAPORE and HONG KONG!! tickets: http://www.kurthugoschneider.com/tour SUBS...
- published: 05 Jul 2013
- views: 5263504
- author: KurtHugoSchneider
Eminem - Sing For The Moment
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 5:28
- Updated: 19 Aug 2013
Music video by Eminem performing Sing For The Moment. (C) 2002 Aftermath Records.
http://wn.com/Eminem_Sing_For_The_Moment
Music video by Eminem performing Sing For The Moment. (C) 2002 Aftermath Records.
- published: 25 Dec 2009
- views: 53956858
- author: EminemVEVO
Los Hermanos | Hola Soy German
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 5:26
- Updated: 09 Feb 2013
ojalá te guste el video, ponle "me gusta" y compartelo con tus amigos por Facebook y/o twitter, de verdad que me ayudaría demasiado :'D gracias.
Segundo canal:
http://youtube.com/holasoygerman2
Twitter:
http://twitter.com/GermanGarmendia
Facebook:
http://facebook.com/HolaSoyGerman
no olvides suscribirte, nuevo video cada semana.
abrazos psicológicos :'D
tags: holasoygerman hola soy german garmendia germangarmendia los hermanos
http://wn.com/Los_Hermanos_|_Hola_Soy_German
ojalá te guste el video, ponle "me gusta" y compartelo con tus amigos por Facebook y/o twitter, de verdad que me ayudaría demasiado :'D gracias.
Segundo canal:
http://youtube.com/holasoygerman2
Twitter:
http://twitter.com/GermanGarmendia
Facebook:
http://facebook.com/HolaSoyGerman
no olvides suscribirte, nuevo video cada semana.
abrazos psicológicos :'D
tags: holasoygerman hola soy german garmendia germangarmendia los hermanos
- published: 09 Feb 2013
- views: 20860382
FIRETRUCK! (Official Music Video)
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 2:48
- Updated: 27 Aug 2010
BLOOPERS: http://bit.ly/FiretruckBloopers
GET THE SONG: http://smo.sh/WMZv7l
MILKSHAKE MUSIC VIDEO: http://bit.ly/MilkyMilkshake
CHECK OUT THIS FIRETRUCK TEE: http://smo.sh/ZsKdpt
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In this music video, we give you an alternative to the F-word. Your mother will be pleased.
Special thanks to iJustine for making a cameo: http://youtube.com/ijustine
-----------------------------------
Hey it's our very own website: http://smosh.com
Oh and our Facebook page: http://facebook.com/smosh
Want to know when we're filming and/or pooping? Now you can: http://twitter.com/smosh
------------LYRICS------------
Now here's the thing about saying firetruck
It starts F and it ends with UCK
So whenever you're in trouble or out of luck
You no longer have to exclaim "OH F**K"
Hey look at that they just bleeped me
Instead say firetruck, it's so easy
And I'd like to take a moment just sit right there
I'll tell you how you can say firetruck anywhere
Stub your toe, FIRETRUCK
Lose your cash, FIRETRUCK
You're naked and your parents come home, FIRETRUCK
Fail your class, FIRETRUCK
Scratch your ass, FIRETRUCK
Clip your nails too short and it hurts, FIRETRUCK
Crap your pants, FIRETRUCK
Bite your tongue, FIRETRUCK
No one shows up to your party, FIRETRUCK
Red Ring of Death, FIRETRUCK
Forget to breathe, FIRETRUCK
Found out your mom is your dad, FIRETRUCK
Say firetruck every chance you see
It's even more fun when it gets bleeped
Say it with me now, don't make this suck
F****************UCK!
-Whoa man, did you just say f**k?
Naw man, I just said Firetruck
-But when you bleep it, it says f**k
Who cares man, we're sayin' firetruck!
Lose your teeth, FIRETRUCK
iPhone bill, FIRETRUCK
Jonas Brothers stuck in your head, FIRETRUCK
Crash your car, FIRETRUCK
Into your dog, FIRETRUCK
Turns out your dog is your mom, FIRETRUCK-
Wait, so now my mom's a dog?
And your dad
This is just getting ridiculous
You act like that's not normal-
IT ISN'T NORMAL.
It is in Canada
So they have man-dog-women in Canada?
...Yes
Fail science, FIRETRUCK
Eat a pencil, FIRETRUCK
There's over 500 Pokemon, WHAT THE FIRETRUCK?!
Lose the game, FIRETRUCK
David Blaine, FIRETRUCK
Get ran over by a... (what?) FIRETRUCK
So, yeah. Next time you wanna say the F word, just say firetruck. It's more polite.
And if you didn't like this song, go firetruck yourself.
http://wn.com/FIRETRUCK!_Official_Music_Video
BLOOPERS: http://bit.ly/FiretruckBloopers
GET THE SONG: http://smo.sh/WMZv7l
MILKSHAKE MUSIC VIDEO: http://bit.ly/MilkyMilkshake
CHECK OUT THIS FIRETRUCK TEE: http://smo.sh/ZsKdpt
-----------------------------------
In this music video, we give you an alternative to the F-word. Your mother will be pleased.
Special thanks to iJustine for making a cameo: http://youtube.com/ijustine
-----------------------------------
Hey it's our very own website: http://smosh.com
Oh and our Facebook page: http://facebook.com/smosh
Want to know when we're filming and/or pooping? Now you can: http://twitter.com/smosh
------------LYRICS------------
Now here's the thing about saying firetruck
It starts F and it ends with UCK
So whenever you're in trouble or out of luck
You no longer have to exclaim "OH F**K"
Hey look at that they just bleeped me
Instead say firetruck, it's so easy
And I'd like to take a moment just sit right there
I'll tell you how you can say firetruck anywhere
Stub your toe, FIRETRUCK
Lose your cash, FIRETRUCK
You're naked and your parents come home, FIRETRUCK
Fail your class, FIRETRUCK
Scratch your ass, FIRETRUCK
Clip your nails too short and it hurts, FIRETRUCK
Crap your pants, FIRETRUCK
Bite your tongue, FIRETRUCK
No one shows up to your party, FIRETRUCK
Red Ring of Death, FIRETRUCK
Forget to breathe, FIRETRUCK
Found out your mom is your dad, FIRETRUCK
Say firetruck every chance you see
It's even more fun when it gets bleeped
Say it with me now, don't make this suck
F****************UCK!
-Whoa man, did you just say f**k?
Naw man, I just said Firetruck
-But when you bleep it, it says f**k
Who cares man, we're sayin' firetruck!
Lose your teeth, FIRETRUCK
iPhone bill, FIRETRUCK
Jonas Brothers stuck in your head, FIRETRUCK
Crash your car, FIRETRUCK
Into your dog, FIRETRUCK
Turns out your dog is your mom, FIRETRUCK-
Wait, so now my mom's a dog?
And your dad
This is just getting ridiculous
You act like that's not normal-
IT ISN'T NORMAL.
It is in Canada
So they have man-dog-women in Canada?
...Yes
Fail science, FIRETRUCK
Eat a pencil, FIRETRUCK
There's over 500 Pokemon, WHAT THE FIRETRUCK?!
Lose the game, FIRETRUCK
David Blaine, FIRETRUCK
Get ran over by a... (what?) FIRETRUCK
So, yeah. Next time you wanna say the F word, just say firetruck. It's more polite.
And if you didn't like this song, go firetruck yourself.
- published: 27 Aug 2010
- views: 14154096
Draw My Life - Ryan Higa
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 7:35
- Updated: 11 Apr 2013
So i was pretty hesitant to make this video... but after all of your request, here is my Draw My Life video!
Check out my 2nd Channel for more vlogs:
http://www.youtube.com/higatv
Follow me on TWITTER for more useless stuff about me
http://www.twitter.com/therealryanhiga
Like my FACEBOOK page if you're into that sorta stuff
http://www.facebook.com/higatv
Oh and here is MY SITE... Get teehee merch here if ya want!:
http://www.higatv.com
OR see some boring pics of me on INSTAGRAM!
http://www.instagram.com/notryanhiga
http://wn.com/Draw_My_Life_Ryan_Higa
So i was pretty hesitant to make this video... but after all of your request, here is my Draw My Life video!
Check out my 2nd Channel for more vlogs:
http://www.youtube.com/higatv
Follow me on TWITTER for more useless stuff about me
http://www.twitter.com/therealryanhiga
Like my FACEBOOK page if you're into that sorta stuff
http://www.facebook.com/higatv
Oh and here is MY SITE... Get teehee merch here if ya want!:
http://www.higatv.com
OR see some boring pics of me on INSTAGRAM!
http://www.instagram.com/notryanhiga
- published: 11 Apr 2013
- views: 11562987
Send this Playlist by SMS
Katy Perry - The One That Got Away
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 4:51
- Updated: 11 Nov 2011
Sometimes you promise someone forever but it doesn't work out that way. Watch Katy Perry and Diego Luna star in the sixth chapter of the "Teenage Dream" story. Do you have "The One That Got Away"?
Download "The One That Got Away", the sixth single off Katy's album 'Teenage Dream' here: http://goo.gl/LYiQG
Music video by Katy Perry performing The One That Got Away.
Directed by: Floria Sigismondi / Produced by: Jannie McInnes & Danny Lockwood
(P) (C) 2011 Capitol Records, LLC. All rights reserved. Unauthorized reproduction is a violation of applicable laws. Manufactured by Capitol Records, LLC, 1750 North Vine Street, Hollywood, CA 90028.
#VEVOCertified on April 22, 2012. http://www.vevo.com/certified...
http://wn.com/Katy_Perry_The_One_That_Got_Away
Sometimes you promise someone forever but it doesn't work out that way. Watch Katy Perry and Diego Luna star in the sixth chapter of the "Teenage Dream" story. Do you have "The One That Got Away"?
Download "The One That Got Away", the sixth single off Katy's album 'Teenage Dream' here: http://goo.gl/LYiQG
Music video by Katy Perry performing The One That Got Away.
Directed by: Floria Sigismondi / Produced by: Jannie McInnes & Danny Lockwood
(P) (C) 2011 Capitol Records, LLC. All rights reserved. Unauthorized reproduction is a violation of applicable laws. Manufactured by Capitol Records, LLC, 1750 North Vine Street, Hollywood, CA 90028.
#VEVOCertified on April 22, 2012. http://www.vevo.com/certified...
- published: 11 Nov 2011
- views: 185924161
Rihanna - Unfaithful
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 4:56
- Updated: 23 Nov 2009
Music video by Rihanna performing Unfaithful. (C) 2006 The Island Def Jam Music Group
#VEVOCertified on Feb. 15, 2012. http://vevo.com/certified http://youtube.com/vevocertified
http://wn.com/Rihanna_Unfaithful
Music video by Rihanna performing Unfaithful. (C) 2006 The Island Def Jam Music Group
#VEVOCertified on Feb. 15, 2012. http://vevo.com/certified http://youtube.com/vevocertified
- published: 23 Nov 2009
- views: 157172615
Rihanna - Hate That I Love You ft. Ne-Yo
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 4:58
- Updated: 21 Aug 2013
Music video by Rihanna performing Hate That I Love You. YouTube view counts pre-VEVO: 57208048. (C) 2007 The Island Def Jam Music Group.
http://wn.com/Rihanna_Hate_That_I_Love_You_ft_Ne-Yo
Music video by Rihanna performing Hate That I Love You. YouTube view counts pre-VEVO: 57208048. (C) 2007 The Island Def Jam Music Group.
- published: 30 Nov 2009
- views: 93785740
- author: RihannaVEVO
Taylor Swift - Love Story
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 3:57
- Updated: 16 Jun 2009
Music video by Taylor Swift performing Love Story. (C) 2008 Big Machine Records, LLC
http://wn.com/Taylor_Swift_Love_Story
Music video by Taylor Swift performing Love Story. (C) 2008 Big Machine Records, LLC
- published: 16 Jun 2009
- views: 132384362
Taylor Swift - Mean
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 4:04
- Updated: 13 May 2011
Music video by Taylor Swift performing Mean. (C) 2011 Big Machine Records, LLC.
http://wn.com/Taylor_Swift_Mean
Music video by Taylor Swift performing Mean. (C) 2011 Big Machine Records, LLC.
- published: 13 May 2011
- views: 60962989
Taylor Swift - Mine
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 3:56
- Updated: 30 Aug 2010
Music video by Taylor Swift performing Mine. (C) 2010 Big Machine Records, LLC
#VEVOCertified on Sept. 23, 2012. http://youtube.com/VEVOCertified
http://wn.com/Taylor_Swift_Mine
Music video by Taylor Swift performing Mine. (C) 2010 Big Machine Records, LLC
#VEVOCertified on Sept. 23, 2012. http://youtube.com/VEVOCertified
- published: 30 Aug 2010
- views: 126402561
Rihanna - Stay ft. Mikky Ekko
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 4:08
- Updated: 12 Feb 2013
Download "Stay" from Unapologetic now: http://smarturl.it/UnapologeticDlx
Music video by Rihanna performing Stay ft. Mikky Ekko. © 2013 The Island Def Jam Music Group
http://wn.com/Rihanna_Stay_ft_Mikky_Ekko
Download "Stay" from Unapologetic now: http://smarturl.it/UnapologeticDlx
Music video by Rihanna performing Stay ft. Mikky Ekko. © 2013 The Island Def Jam Music Group
- published: 12 Feb 2013
- views: 188882794
Send this Playlist by SMS
One Direction - More Than This (Up All Night: The Live Tour)
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 3:51
- Updated: 20 Aug 2013
Click here to pre-order your copy of Up All Night -- The Live Tour NOW! MyPlay: http://myplay.me/nxa, Amazon: http://amzn.to/yCrp2g, Play: http://bit.ly/LIr1...
http://wn.com/One_Direction_More_Than_This_Up_All_Night_The_Live_Tour
Click here to pre-order your copy of Up All Night -- The Live Tour NOW! MyPlay: http://myplay.me/nxa, Amazon: http://amzn.to/yCrp2g, Play: http://bit.ly/LIr1...
- published: 10 May 2012
- views: 40187773
- author: OneDirectionVEVO
One Direction - Little Things (Lyric Video)
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 3:37
- Updated: 19 Aug 2013
TAKE ME HOME The brand new album out now! Featuring Live While We're Young and Little Things. iTunes: http://smarturl.it/takemehome1D Amazon: http://amzn.to/...
http://wn.com/One_Direction_Little_Things_Lyric_Video
TAKE ME HOME The brand new album out now! Featuring Live While We're Young and Little Things. iTunes: http://smarturl.it/takemehome1D Amazon: http://amzn.to/...
- published: 29 Oct 2012
- views: 29011046
- author: OneDirectionVEVO
Taylor Swift - Back To December
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 5:05
- Updated: 01 Feb 2011
Music video by Taylor Swift performing Back To December. (C) 2011 Big Machine Records, LLC.
http://wn.com/Taylor_Swift_Back_To_December
Music video by Taylor Swift performing Back To December. (C) 2011 Big Machine Records, LLC.
- published: 01 Feb 2011
- views: 48089842
Skrillex & Damian "Jr. Gong" Marley - Make It Bun Dem [OFFICIAL VIDEO]
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 3:39
- Updated: 19 Aug 2013
Buy the track here: http://atlr.ec/TZ8yBf Directed by Tony T. Datis.
http://wn.com/Skrillex_Damian_Jr_Gong_Marley_Make_It_Bun_Dem_OFFICIAL_VIDEO_
Buy the track here: http://atlr.ec/TZ8yBf Directed by Tony T. Datis.
- published: 06 Sep 2012
- views: 52020519
- author: TheOfficialSkrillex
Substitute Teacher: Key & Peele
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 3:02
- Updated: 18 Oct 2012
A substitute teacher from the inner city refuses to be messed with while taking attendance. NEW Key & Peele airs Wednesdays 10:30/9:30c on Comedy Central.
http://wn.com/Substitute_Teacher_Key_Peele
A substitute teacher from the inner city refuses to be messed with while taking attendance. NEW Key & Peele airs Wednesdays 10:30/9:30c on Comedy Central.
- published: 18 Oct 2012
- views: 33292381
"Heart Attack" - Demi Lovato (Sam Tsui & Chrissy Costanza of ATC)
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 3:54
- Updated: 19 Aug 2013
SUBSCRIBE! I promise, it's fun :1 http://bit.ly/SubscribeKHS We're coming to SINGAPORE and HONG KONG!! tickets: http://www.kurthugoschneider.com/tour Grab th...
http://wn.com/Heart_Attack_Demi_Lovato_Sam_Tsui_Chrissy_Costanza_of_ATC
SUBSCRIBE! I promise, it's fun :1 http://bit.ly/SubscribeKHS We're coming to SINGAPORE and HONG KONG!! tickets: http://www.kurthugoschneider.com/tour Grab th...
- published: 28 Apr 2013
- views: 12745282
- author: KurtHugoSchneider
4:30
"Just A Dream" by Nelly - Sam Tsui & Christina Grimmie
SUBSCRIBE! I promise, it's fun :1 http://bit.ly/SubscribeKHS We're coming to SINGAPORE and...
published: 21 Nov 2010
author: KurtHugoSchneider
"Just A Dream" by Nelly - Sam Tsui & Christina Grimmie
SUBSCRIBE! I promise, it's fun :1 http://bit.ly/SubscribeKHS We're coming to SINGAPORE and HONG KONG!! tickets: http://www.kurthugoschneider.com/tour Hope yo...
- published: 21 Nov 2010
- views: 68109581
- author: KurtHugoSchneider
4:19
Eminem - Mockingbird
Music video by Eminem performing Mockingbird. YouTube view counts pre-VEVO: 14,297,644. (C...
published: 25 Dec 2009
Eminem - Mockingbird
Music video by Eminem performing Mockingbird. YouTube view counts pre-VEVO: 14,297,644. (C) 2004 Aftermath Entertainment/Interscope Records
- published: 25 Dec 2009
- views: 76042865
5:15
Eminem - No Love (Explicit Version) ft. Lil Wayne
Music video by Eminem performing No Love. (C) 2010 Aftermath Records #VEVOCertified on Jul...
published: 29 Sep 2010
author: EminemVEVO
Eminem - No Love (Explicit Version) ft. Lil Wayne
Music video by Eminem performing No Love. (C) 2010 Aftermath Records #VEVOCertified on July 30, 2012. http://www.youtube.com/vevocertified.
- published: 29 Sep 2010
- views: 123153503
- author: EminemVEVO
4:28
Eminem - Love The Way You Lie ft. Rihanna
Music video by Eminem performing Love The Way You Lie. © 2010 Aftermath Records
#VEVOCerti...
published: 05 Aug 2010
Eminem - Love The Way You Lie ft. Rihanna
Music video by Eminem performing Love The Way You Lie. © 2010 Aftermath Records
#VEVOCertified on September 13, 2011. http://www.vevo.com/certified http://www.youtube.com/vevocertified
- published: 05 Aug 2010
- views: 596181695
4:19
Eminem - Not Afraid
Music video by Eminem performing Not Afraid. (C) 2010 Aftermath Records
#VEVOCertified on ...
published: 05 Jun 2010
Eminem - Not Afraid
Music video by Eminem performing Not Afraid. (C) 2010 Aftermath Records
#VEVOCertified on September 11, 2010.http://www.vevo.com/certified http://www.youtube.com/vevocertified
- published: 05 Jun 2010
- views: 437343287
6:09
Eminem - When I'm Gone
Music video by Eminem performing When I'm Gone. (C) 2005 Aftermath Entertainment/Interscop...
published: 16 Jun 2009
Eminem - When I'm Gone
Music video by Eminem performing When I'm Gone. (C) 2005 Aftermath Entertainment/Interscope Records
- published: 16 Jun 2009
- views: 165229514
3:49
Taylor Swift - You Belong With Me
Music video by Taylor Swift performing You Belong With Me. (C) 2009 Big Machine Records, L...
published: 16 Jun 2009
Taylor Swift - You Belong With Me
Music video by Taylor Swift performing You Belong With Me. (C) 2009 Big Machine Records, LLC
#VEVOCertified on April 16, 2011. http://www.vevo.com/certified http://www.youtube.com/vevocertified
- published: 16 Jun 2009
- views: 265904960
4:13
Taylor Swift - Everything Has Changed ft. Ed Sheeran
Music video by Taylor Swift performing Everything Has Changed. (C) 2013 Big Machine Record...
published: 06 Jun 2013
Taylor Swift - Everything Has Changed ft. Ed Sheeran
Music video by Taylor Swift performing Everything Has Changed. (C) 2013 Big Machine Records, LLC.
- published: 06 Jun 2013
- views: 36813925
5:43
How To Sing Like Your Favorite Artists
Whether you think you can't sing, or if you know you can... you cant. YET!
Check out my 2...
published: 30 May 2013
How To Sing Like Your Favorite Artists
Whether you think you can't sing, or if you know you can... you cant. YET!
Check out my 2nd Channel for more vlogs:
http://www.youtube.com/higatv
Follow me on TWITTER for more useless stuff about me
http://www.twitter.com/therealryanhiga
Like my FACEBOOK page if you're into that sorta stuff
http://www.facebook.com/higatv
Oh and here is MY SITE... theres not much on it.. but here:
http://www.higatv.com
OR see some boring pics of me on INSTAGRAM!
http://www.instagram.com/notryanhiga
- published: 30 May 2013
- views: 14091501
3:34
THE LEGEND OF ZELDA RAP [MUSIC VIDEO]
WATCH BLOOPERS & MORE: http://bit.ly/ZELDAxtras
DOWNLOAD THE SONG: http://smo.sh/13NrBp8
...
published: 18 Nov 2011
THE LEGEND OF ZELDA RAP [MUSIC VIDEO]
WATCH BLOOPERS & MORE: http://bit.ly/ZELDAxtras
DOWNLOAD THE SONG: http://smo.sh/13NrBp8
DOWNLOAD UNCENSORED SONG: http://smo.sh/WMYpsf
GET LEGEND OF SMOSH TEE: http://smo.sh/XkYJ7y
COLLECT THE HYRULE HISTORIA: http://amzn.to/Zkkr9b
------------------------------------
Hey it's our very own website: http://smosh.com
Oh and our Facebook page: http://facebook.com/smosh
Want to know when we're filming and/or pooping? Now you can: http://twitter.com/smosh
==LYRICS==
Yeah my name is Link, man, I'm more well known than Lil Wayne
Oh you thought my name was Zelda? THAT'S A F**KING GIRL'S NAME!
I've saved the world like fifteen times and and saved the princess from demise
And I do it all alone, with no help and no advice
"Hey, Look, Listen" Hey, look, listen, you f**king annoying fairy
I'd rather be forced to listen to constant Katy Perry
I think it's time I got some recognition, don't you think?
Legend of Zelda? SCREW THAT! Legend of LINK.
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'Cause he's the L to the I to the N to the K
Wears tights every day, don't give a damn what you say
Got bigger balls than even Evel Knievel
And he ain't gonna stop 'til the world is free of evil
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I'll break all your pots and I best not hear your bitchin'
I've got the Triforce of courage, BITCH! So you better listen (that's right)
I'm called bushwhacker and my bank account's maxed out
Got 999 rupees and my leather wallet's packed now
Can't back down, can't slack now, the world needs me to attack now
Yet I'm forced to pay out the ass for these bombs in Castle Town
Just give me some heart containers and let me spit on my ocarina
So I can kick that dumbass Ganon all the way to Argentina
----------
'Cause he's the L to the I to the N to the K
Wears tights every day, don't give a damn what you say
Got bigger balls than even Evel Knievel
And he ain't gonna stop 'til the world is free of evil
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Yo, you low-life elf, need a ride up to the North Pole?
Santa's got a thing for elfs and he's getting' his marriage annulled.
You really think saving the princess will convince me you're straight? (Ha-ha!)
The "Uggs and Skirt" fad is so 2008!
Oh snap, it's Ganondorf tryin' to jock on my style
Batman's cape, Lincoln's beard, were you dressed by a child?
You're a ginger with no soul and you look like a f**king troll
Isn't kidnapping helpless girls getting a little bit old?
You think Zelda's stupid enough to get kidnapped so often?
She runs off to my castle, into my room and begs to get locked in.
Yeah, she's sick of your little Deku nuts and your girly fairy face
L-I-N-K? More like L-I-N-Gay.
Man, you should've been aborted, just like the Jersey Shore
It's a damn lie you told about Zelda 'cause she loves my master sword
It's a shame your whole life's been a waste trying to rule Hyrule
'cause today will be the day known as "The day you got schooled"
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'Cause he's the L to the I to the N to the K
Wears tights every day, don't give a damn what you say
Got bigger balls than even Evel Knievel
And he ain't gon' stop 'til the world is free of evil
----------
This video is extra special to us, so we went all-out this time and got a ton of help from our amazing friends:
==CREDITS==
Written, Directed, Produced: Anthony Padilla & Ian Hecox
Producer: Ryan Todd (http://youtube.com/electrongunvidz)
Director of Photography: John Alexander Jimenez
Editor & FX: Anthony Padilla & Michael Barryte (http://youtube.com/belatedmedia)
Post Production Supervisor: Ryan Finnerty
==SONG CREDITS==
-Beat by: Taylor Lipari (http://youtube.com/taylorlipari)
-Lyrics: Anthony Padilla & Ian Hecox
-Final Mix & Vocal Recording: Peter DeLeon
-Link Vocals: Ian Hecox
-Ganondorf Vocals: Anthony Padilla
-Zelda Vocals: Kresta Ria Tabaranza (http://youtube.com/KO0LSAUCE)
-Hook Melody: Ryan Finnerty
-Vocals Recorded at: Track Shack Studios
==CAST==
-Link: Ian Hecox
-Zelda: Jacqueline Goehner (http://youtube.com/jackiegoehner)
-Ganondorf: Anthony Padilla
-Tingle: Anthony Padilla
-Bomb Shopkeeper: Ethan Ireland
-Santa Claus: Gary Agid
==ADDITIONAL CREW==
-Link, Zelda, Ganondorf Costume Design & Assistant Make-up: Jacqueline Goehner
-Make-up & Tingle Costume Design: Paula Barkley
-Ganondorf Make-up & prosthetics: Margaret Cargan
-Colorist: Mike Burton
-Assembly Editor: Elyjah Wilber
-Art Director: Patrick Egan
-Additional props: Jacqueline Goehner
-Production Designer (Castle Walls): Edward Duffy
-Set Painter: Lynn Malmberg
-Assistant Director: Ethan Ireland
-Gaffer: Tobija A. Annis
-Grips: Jon Hooker & Brian Rife
-Casting Director: Julliane Gabert
-Production Assistant: Frank Cosgriff
-Audio Playback: Palmer Taylor
-Set Studio provided by: SIMZ productions
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- published: 18 Nov 2011
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Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates. Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2.
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published: 14 Jun 2012
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Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates. Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2.
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One Direction - Little Things
TAKE ME HOME The brand new album out now!
Featuring Live While We're Young and Little Thin...
published: 02 Nov 2012
One Direction - Little Things
TAKE ME HOME The brand new album out now!
Featuring Live While We're Young and Little Things.
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- published: 02 Nov 2012
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Eminem - Like Toy Soldiers
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published: 25 Dec 2009
Eminem - Like Toy Soldiers
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"Empire State of Mind" JAY Z | Alicia Keys [OFFICIAL VIDEO]
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- published: 30 Oct 2009
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Eminem - You Don't Know ft. 50 Cent, Cashis, Lloyd Banks
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published: 25 Dec 2009
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Eminem - You Don't Know ft. 50 Cent, Cashis, Lloyd Banks
Music video by Eminem performing You Don't Know. (C) 2006 Shady Records/Interscope Records.
- published: 25 Dec 2009
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One Direction - One Way Or Another (Teenage Kicks)
As well as releasing the Red Nose Day single, One Direction are fundraising by doing somet...
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One Direction - One Way Or Another (Teenage Kicks)
As well as releasing the Red Nose Day single, One Direction are fundraising by doing something funny for money...and they want you to join them! Get involved at www.rednoseday.com/1D
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- published: 20 Feb 2013
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ULTIMATE ASSASSIN'S CREED 3 SONG [Music Video]
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published: 26 Oct 2012
ULTIMATE ASSASSIN'S CREED 3 SONG [Music Video]
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●LYRICS●
How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow
Freedom fightin' machine, big-ass hatchet in hand
Why'd you have to kill my bros? I'm-a slash your face, man
I'm a very skilled assassin killin' dudes in ones and twos
Blood flowin' like a river, need a box of tissues
When I'm huntin', I be stuntin', you can never find me
In the bushes, in the hay stacks, in your mother's laundry
Watch me comin', free runnin', up the walls like a boss
What you lookin' at, bitch? Taste my tomahawk chop!
How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow
From Boston to NY, always up to no good
Don't know how I can see out this big-ass hood
Walkin' through the crowds touchin' you on the back
Using my hidden blade for a secret attack
Jumpin' off of giant buildings like I was a super man
Use your momma as a meat shield every time that I can
Take a break from the war to hunt for some meat
What? A man's gotta eat...
How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow
Up first in the verse feel the clack of wooden teeth
Bread and butter, lift the covers and you'll find the fu**in' heat
Revolution I lead, with the world I got beef
I dig my wigs powdered, wear boxers- I don't wear briefs
You can't step up to me and my gang
Horse and carriage, drive bys, bullet in the chamb'
Ridin' over your clique like the Delaware, son
I'll get my face on that dollar before this sh*t's done
How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don't get in my way
I shoot those mofos in the throat with my bow
Tomahawk chop is my death blow
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●CREDITS●
Produced & Directed by Ian Hecox, Anthony Padilla & Ryan Todd
Music Produced by Peter de Leon & Ryan Todd
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Written by Ian Hecox, Anthony Padilla & Ryan Finnerty
Assistant Director - Frank Cosgriff
Cinematographer - John Alexander Jimenez
Assistant Camera - Phil Mohr, Ivan Harder
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Connor Costume - Jackie Goehner
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Casting - Julianne Gabert
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Connor Kenway - Anthony Padilla
George Washington - Ian Hecox
British General - Keenan Johnston
Benjamin Franklin - Steven Sommers
General's Mother - Maggie Adair Upton
Angry Commoner - Ernesto S. Bustos
Dancing British Soldier - Travis S. Zeiler
Arrow to the neck soldier - Lee Eisenhower
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British Guards
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Common Folk
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Colonial Dancers
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Katy Perry - The One That Got Away
Sometimes you promise someone forever but it doesn't work out that way. Watch Katy Perry ...
published: 11 Nov 2011
Katy Perry - The One That Got Away
Sometimes you promise someone forever but it doesn't work out that way. Watch Katy Perry and Diego Luna star in the sixth chapter of the "Teenage Dream" story. Do you have "The One That Got Away"?
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- published: 11 Nov 2011
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Rihanna - Unfaithful
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Rihanna - Unfaithful
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- published: 23 Nov 2009
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Rihanna - Hate That I Love You ft. Ne-Yo
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Rihanna - Hate That I Love You ft. Ne-Yo
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Taylor Swift - Mine
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Taylor Swift - Mine
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Rihanna - Stay ft. Mikky Ekko
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Rihanna - Stay ft. Mikky Ekko
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One Direction - More Than This (Up All Night: The Live Tour)
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One Direction - More Than This (Up All Night: The Live Tour)
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One Direction - Little Things (Lyric Video)
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published: 29 Oct 2012
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One Direction - Little Things (Lyric Video)
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- published: 29 Oct 2012
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Taylor Swift - Back To December
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published: 01 Feb 2011
Taylor Swift - Back To December
Music video by Taylor Swift performing Back To December. (C) 2011 Big Machine Records, LLC.
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Skrillex & Damian "Jr. Gong" Marley - Make It Bun Dem [OFFICIAL VIDEO]
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published: 06 Sep 2012
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Skrillex & Damian "Jr. Gong" Marley - Make It Bun Dem [OFFICIAL VIDEO]
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- published: 06 Sep 2012
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Substitute Teacher: Key & Peele
A substitute teacher from the inner city refuses to be messed with while taking attendance...
published: 18 Oct 2012
Substitute Teacher: Key & Peele
A substitute teacher from the inner city refuses to be messed with while taking attendance. NEW Key & Peele airs Wednesdays 10:30/9:30c on Comedy Central.
- published: 18 Oct 2012
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"Heart Attack" - Demi Lovato (Sam Tsui & Chrissy Costanza of ATC)
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"Heart Attack" - Demi Lovato (Sam Tsui & Chrissy Costanza of ATC)
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26 Sep 2013
Abdul Sattar Associated Press Comments. Quetta, Pakistan Hungry survivors dug through rubble to find food and thousands slept under the open sky or in makeshift shelters for a second night as the death toll from Pakistans massive earthquake rose to 348 on Thursday. Rescuers battled to reach remote areas of the impoverished region in the wake of Tuesdays magnitude 7.7 quake in southwestern Baluchistan province ... Im broken, he said....(size: 7.9Kb)
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25 Sep 2013
Article by WN.com Correspondent Dallas Darling ... President Barack Obama ... During a NBC News interview, President Rouhani again declared ... has failed to learn beginning with its revised MAD Doctrines ... Recent reports being released, just like the 1961 one where an American town was one switch away from a nuclear detonation, are starting to reveal the numerous instances in which the U.S ... is still only one switch away from a nuclear war ... 209 ... 224....(size: 6.2Kb)
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26 Sep 2013
NAIROBI/MOGADISHU. US, British and Israeli agencies are helping Kenya investigate an attack claimed by Somali Islamist militants on a Nairobi shopping mall that killed at least 72 people and destroyed part of the complex, officials said on Wednesday ... He declared three days of mourning ... The militants stormed the mall, known for its Western shops selling iPads and Nike shoes, in a hail of gunfire and grenades at lunchtime on Saturday ... ....(size: 8.4Kb)
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26 Sep 2013
September 26, 2013 -- Updated 1108 GMT (1908 HKT). Former Liberian President Charles Taylor waits at the Special Court for Sierra Leone in The Hague on Thursday. (CNN) -- An international court in the Netherlands ruled Thursday to uphold the 50-year sentence handed down last year to Liberia's former president, Charles Taylor, after he was convicted of aiding war crimes in neighboring Sierra Leone ... READ. Charles Taylor ... Role in atrocities....(size: 8.8Kb)
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25 Sep 2013
- As Kenyan commandos fought pitched battles against the remaining few gunmen inside Nairobi's burned and blood-splattered shopping mall, questions began arising about what blowback the sensational siege would have upon a turbulent region ... "It's a huge security breach ... "But small arms are available, and if people who are determined to die storm a shopping mall, there's not much that security agencies can do." ... Ken Menkhaus disagreed ... ....(size: 6.9Kb)
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So out of the whole fly genome - more than 15,000 genes and even more genetic "switches" - mutations causing similar pigmentation changes occurred in the same switch ... Less well known is that information is encoded in sequences that act as "switches" to tell genes when - and in which cells - to make their product ... "This difficulty is especially challenging for so-called genetic 'switches.' " ... (noodl....(size: 3.2Kb)
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27 Sep 2013
Smaller pitch ... “We’ve decided to switch them on at five and enable the players to get used to the light before it becomes darker.”. The only previous occasion the lights were switched on for a championship match was the 2008 All-Ireland football quarter-final between Kerry and Galway, which although played on an August evening was overshadowed by torrential rain and darkening skies ... Different settings ... ....(size: 3.8Kb)
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27 Sep 2013
Galaxy Note 2, Galaxy S4 and Galaxy S3 owners can expect a system update to the Android 4.3 Jelly Bean OS before the end of 2013. Samsung is set to begin rolling out the updates to select Galaxy series devices, starting this October according to new reports. As SamMobile reported Wednesday (Sept ... Other reports forecast U.S ... devices ... Dial pad ... Graphics ... Location ... Faster user switching - switching users from the lock screen is now faster ... ....(size: 3.6Kb)
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27 Sep 2013
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| Switch | |
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| File:Switch poster.jpg Theatrical release poster |
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| Directed by | Blake Edwards |
| Produced by | Tony Adams Executive Producer: Arnon Milchan Patrick Wachsberger Associate Producer: Trish Caroselli |
| Written by | Blake Edwards |
| Starring | Ellen Barkin Bruce Payne Jimmy Smits JoBeth Williams Lorraine Bracco Tony Roberts Perry King |
| Music by | Henry Mancini Don Grady |
| Cinematography | Dick Bush |
| Editing by | Robert Pergament |
| Studio | HBO Films |
| Distributed by | Warner Bros. |
| Release date(s) | May 10, 1991 |
| Running time | 103 minutes |
| Country | United States |
| Language | English |
| Box office | $15,546,000 |
Switch is a 1991 comedy film written and directed by Blake Edwards. A promiscuous man (Perry King) is murdered by his lovers and reincarnated as a beautiful woman (Ellen Barkin).
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Legacy[link]
Although not a success at the box office, Ellen Barkin was nominated for a Golden Globe for her role while Bruce Payne was described as a 'delightfully wicked Satan' by Film Review[1].
This film was indirectly referenced numerous times throughout the long-running series Mystery Science Theater 3000. In the original television spots for the film, Jimmy Smits' name was announced in an unusual way: "Ellen Barkin. Switch. Jimmy Smits. Starts Friday." The writers of MST3K found it amusing that Smits' name was announced after the title and not announced as "also starring Jimmy Smits" or "with Jimmy Smits", only as "Jimmy Smits".[2] Smits became a running gag on the series: in various episodes, a character of the show would say "Jimmy Smits" whenever the word "switch" was uttered or sometimes for seemingly no reason at all.
In the 2001 book Spreading Misandry, authors Paul Nathanson and Katherine K. Young highlight the film as what they see as an example of misandry in American popular culture. They write that the film implies that "Vice is inherent in the male body, but virtue is inherent in the female body". They also condemn the light, comic treatment of Steve's premeditated murder at the film's beginning.[3]
Music[link]
This motion picture was supposed to have a soundtrack composed and arranged by Henry Mancini, who shares composer credits with Don Grady, but Mancini's score was canned and replaced by a pop song soundtrack. Both the unused Mancini score and the pop song soundtrack were produced on CD in 1991, as a result of which two motion picture soundtrack albums exist for this film.
Henry Mancini score
- Main Title - Theme from "Switch" - 2:10
- Something for Pizzi - 4:00
- Amanda and the Devil - 2:25
- Seduction - 3:17
- Dukes - 3:00
- It's All There (Song from "Switch" Instrumental) - 3:22
- They Marry - 3:34
- Fashion Show - 1:42
- End Title - Theme from "Switch" - 4:30
Pop soundtrack
- Lyle Lovett - "You Can't Resist It" - 3:05
- Ronnie Milsap - "Old Habits Are Hard to Break" - 5:32
- Bruce Hornsby and the Range - "Barren Ground" - 4:53
- Paul Young/Clannad - "Both Sides, Now" - 5:10
- Nathalie Archangel - "So Quiet, So Still" - 4:10
- Pretty Boy Floyd - "Slam Dunk" - 2:55
- Joe Ely - "Are You Listenin' Lucky?" - 3:34
- Indecent Obsession - "Dream After Dream" - 4:06
- The Jets - "Sendin' Out a Message" - 4:03
- Jody Watley - "It's All There" - 2:38
References[link]
- ^ http://www.agwlbp.com/planepayne.html
- ^ Beaulieu, Trace; et al. (1996). The Mystery Science Theater 3000 Amazing Colossal Episode Guide. New York: Bantam Books. p. 164. ISBN 0-553-37783-3.
- ^ Paul Nathanson; Katherine K. Young (2001). Spreading misandry: the teaching of contempt for men in popular culture. McGill-Queen's Press. pp. 27–34.
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- Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
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- Gone - Switch
- I Call Your Name - Switch
- Love Over And Over Again - Switch
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Sometime it seems
I stopped being myself
And without a word
Turned into somebody else
Full of wishes wants dreams
And desires
For a life
Of conceit and deceit
And repeat and rewrite
Not sure who I was
Before this me and I changed
But I know this me now
Is not really the same...
Friends are as strangers
And strangers as friends
And I feel like I'm wired in a why
Yeah my friends are as strangers
And strangers as friends
And I feel like I'm lost in a lie
And every day my world gets slower
And colder and smaller
And older and lower
And every day
My treat gets closer to trick
Yeah every day my world gets slower
And colder and smaller
And older and lower
And I'm tired of being alone with myself
And I'm tired of being with anyone else
Yeah I'm tired...
Like I'm sick
None of my favourite things
Are quite right
To the mirror man
Screaming at me
In the spite of another
False start
Dirty worn out and used
Up and down
To the ground
Disavowed
So confused
All made up in the belief
That me is the same
As the eyes in the glass
But I see my eyes change...
Friends are as strangers
And strangers as friends
And I feel like I'm wired in a why
Yeah my friends are as strangers
And strangers as friends
And I feel like I'm lost in a lie
And every night my world gets quicker
And lighter and shorter
And tighter and slicker
And every night
My truth gets closer to dare
Yeah every night my world gets quicker
And lighter and shorter
And tighter and slicker
And I'm sick of being alone with myself
And I'm sick of being with anyone else
Yeah I'm sick of being alone with myself
And I'm sick of being with anyone else
Yeah I'm sick...
Like I'm tired?
Like I'm scared...
Sometime it seems
I stopped being myself
And without a word
Turned into somebody else
Full of wishes wants dreams
And desires
For a life
Of conceit and deceit
And repeat and rewrite
Not sure who I was
Before this me and I changed
But I know this me now
Is not really the same…
Friends are as strangers
And strangers as friends
And I feel like I’m wired in a why
Yeah my friends are as strangers
And strangers as friends
And I feel like I’m lost in a lie
And every day my world gets slower
And colder and smaller
And older and lower
And every day
My treat gets closer to trick
Yeah every day my world gets slower
And colder and smaller
And older and lower
And I’m tired of being alone with myself
And I’m tired of being with anyone else
Yeah I’m tired…
Like I’m sick
None of my favourite things
Are quite right
To the mirror man
Screaming at me
In the spite of another
False start
Dirty worn out and used
Up and down
To the ground
Disavowed
So confused
All made up in the belief
That me is the same
As the eyes in the glass
But I see my eyes change…
Friends are as strangers
And strangers as friends
And I feel like I’m wired in a why
Yeah my friends are as strangers
And strangers as friends
And I feel like I’m lost in a lie
And every night my world gets quicker
And lighter and shorter
And tighter and slicker
And every night
My truth gets closer to dare
Yeah every night my world gets quicker
And lighter and shorter
And tighter and slicker
And I’m sick of being alone with myself
And I’m sick of being with anyone else
Yeah I’m sick of being alone with myself
And I’m sick of being with anyone else
Yeah I’m sick…
Like I’m tired?
Now All My Ladies Step
Left Right
Left Right
Left Right
I Know He Watchin My Switch
Yo Wat?
My Switch
Yo Wat?
My Switch
Yo Wat?
Now Altogether Step
Left Right
Left Right
Left Right
He Know He Watchin My Switch
Yo Wat?
My Switch
Yo Wat?
My Switch
Yo Wat?
My Switch
Well Let Me See You Click Ya Heels
Click My Wat?
Click Ya Heels
Click Ma Wat?
Click Ya Heels
Click Ma Wat?
Click Ya Heels
Click Ma Wat?
Click Ya Heels
I-I-I-I-I I Hate To See Ya Leave
But Ya Love To See Me Walk Away
See I Was Fifteen When I Got My First Pair of Heels
My Momma Gave 'Em To Me Said Baby Heres The Deal
Be Careful How You Use 'Em Cause They Lethal With Them Jeans
They Pick It Up And Make Yo Silhouette Look Mean
See I Rock 'Em Even When Im In My Short Shorts (Short Shorts)
Sky High Stiletto Boots Feelin Boss Boss (Boss Boss)
Steppin Out With The Girls
Rockin Them Open Toes
Chillin Em By The Fire
Waitin Til He Get Home
If He's a Good Boy
I Might Give Him A Little Show
If He's a Bad Boy
I Might Give Him a Little Mo
My 2 Inches Is Everyday
3 Inches Its Party Time
4 Inches Is When Im Feelin Naughty And Im Gettin Mine
Step
Left Right
Left Right
Left Right
I Know He Watchin My Switch
Yo Wat?
My Switch
Yo Wat?
My Switch
Yo Wat?
Now Altogether Step
Left Right
Left Right
Left Right
He Know He Watchin My Switch
Yo Wat?
My Switch
Yo Wat?
My Switch
Yo Wat?
My Switch
Well Let Me See You Click Ya Heels
Click My Wat?
Click Ya Heels
Click Ma Wat?
Click Ya Heels
Click Ma Wat?
Click Ya Heels
Click Ma Wat?
Click Ya Heels
I-I-I-I-I I Hate To See Ya Leave
But Ya Love To See Me Walk Away
See I Like To Strut My Stuff Kinda Like Them Top Models
My High Heels Got Them Boys Sending Over Bottles
They Lovin How Them Pradas Make My Legs So Long
I See It In His Face He Wanna Take Me Home
Switch me in Giuseppe Or Even Louie Vuitton,
Marc Jacobs Out In Vegas, I Put All On His Card
See I Choose The Jimmy Choos And Christian Lacroix
Or Call Up Donatella, Versace Staright From Milan
Exclusive Baby Check My Footwork
You Aint Got These
You Aint Got These On
My Mu Mus I Cant Lose When I'm In 'Em
See Dior's Bring Much More To Ya Denim
My Dolce's and Gucci's I Keep It Crackin
If Ya Budget Dont Have It
I Aint Mad At Steve Maddens
Now All My Ladies Step
Left Right
Left Right
Left Right
I Know He Watchin My Switch
Yo Wat?
My Switch
Yo Wat?
My Switch
Yo Wat?
Now Altoghter Step
Left Right
Left Right
Left Right
He Know He Watchin My Switch
Yo Wat?
My Switch
Yo Wat?
My Switch
Yo Wat?
My Switch
Well Let Me See You Click Ya Heels
Click My Wat?
Click Ya Heels
Click Ma Wat?
Click Ya Heels
Click Ma Wat?
Click Ya Heels
Click Ma Wat?
Click Ya Heels
I-I-I-I-I I Hate To See Ya Leave
[Royce Da 5'9"]
Yeah.. nigga pick up yo', hands and pretend
just like if it's a, show - the lyrical cut throat
He can and we will show, you BRRTTT, stick up yo'
man with his pis-tol, hand over his (HO!)
Lo and behold, plenty soldiers is rollin
The road that they own is the one where they go
When they gets me the pinnacle of the nigga
hold-in the pencil, any flow, nigga pick one (HO!)
I treat my rhyme like heat my mind
Might be like keen-eye sight
I treat y'all like "Three Blind Mice"
You can't hit what you can't see, the M.I.C. (HO!)
This is the shit that you wish you could spit
when you sit and you listen to the clique that is swift with the written
The poetry depicted officially blowin you little niggaz away
Bout to switch up the flow, soon as you hear me say (HO!)
[Chorus: Royce]
Make, that flow; switch, that flow
Get, different when you hear me say (HO!)
Make, It Count; step, yo' game up
When you hear me say (HO!)
Make, that flow; switch, that flow
Get, different when you hear me say (HO!)
.. get wild (whyllllle out!) Whyle out (HO!)
[Cutty Mack]
Long as I'm breathin I'm street bitch
Cut Throat ain't changin but the flow might switch
... A whole Army with shit
That'll hit you in under five minutes, barkin bitch
Starvin pitt, to the point of do or die
Whether CRACK-in around or the MAC by my side (HO!)
... Money to burn, hustle to earn
Bullets return, shots from the curb, dodgin a drought
Makin It Count, slang in the South, bang out a house
Coke by the ounce, weighin it out, that's what I'm 'bout nigga (HO!)
... The call done, hit me
The law come, quickly; nerves in a, frenzy
Flush the work, quickly; room drawers, empty
Two heaters, with me; three flow; sickly (HO!)
[Chorus]
[Rell]
Let it touch your brain, what I brung was flame
Plus my whole gang doin the same thang
Take it and keep movin, homies is straight cruisin
Quick with the waist movement, go get your eight losers
How you take amusement, never fake I shoot it
A.K. or Ruger, we heavy with them uzi's (HO!)
Face the facts, y'all spittin basement raps
I'm on wax with some dangerous cats with a guage attached
The rifle the brace attached to the bat
I pull it back and squeeze until it claps (HO!)
Amazin vision, I gaze at the days I'm livin
the fast life with a rave of women
Today is givin, I wake without a stay in prison
And I hang with gangsta niggaz - muh'fucker! (HO!)
[Chorus]
[June]
Always on deck, what you expect
Mic is a way of life, he leadin the set
Now, June's up in this muh'fucker
And I want all y'all to know (all y'all)
You can go any time, so why waste time?
As I get right to my flow, y'all don't hear me though (HO!)
Why play yourself? (why?) Why risk your health? (why?)
Why waste my time? (why?) Learn how to rhyme (uhh)
Get you some game (uhh) get you a name
Gotta not be lame, y'all sound the same, yeah (HO!)
They back's against the wall now (now)
I'm came with some bangers who came for the get-down
My style, can't take what you can spread 'round
I'm multiple figures in riches, so what now? (nigga)
(HO!)
Yo mic check, mic check, yeah here you go
What? Nah, he, he over here
Yeah, I heard he got that hot new thing
It's called 'Switch'
Let's get it going
(Switch)
Hey! Turn it over and hit it
Turn around now switch
Turn it over and hit it
Hey! Vibe to vibe a second
It's a club girl, why you arrived neckin'?
Hear that, how the veteran glide the record
But don't download, go out and buy the record
Hey! Huh, something sexy 'bout her
Girl on the floor, all her friends around her
I mean real clean, ain't gotta touch or nuttin'
It ain't like I like a chick on chick or sumpin'
I'm just a sucker for a hot track
Gimme a drink and a chick to tell, "Stop that"
Dance is a hop and a clap, flip it 'round
Now bring it on back, break it down
Now switch
Hey! Turn it over and hit it
Turn around now switch
Hey! Turn it over and hit it
(Ooh la la la)
(Switch)
Hey! Turn it over and hit it
Turn around now switch
Turn it over and hit it
(Unh unh unh)
(Ooh la la la)
I gotta question, I need to ask somebody
Why is it that when y'all see me at the party
Y'all be looking like, "Ooh, he a movie star
He ain't supposed to be out on the floor with everybody"?
But oh wait, whoa, y'all forgetting
When I was amateur spitting
Before the scripts were written
First one in, last one out the club
Bursting in, passing out in the club
(Hey!)
Back at it, this cat is the wit and the charm
Taking you higher, like a syringe hittin' ya arm
Bringing the fire, making your Benz ring the alarm
Let me see you clap, spin baby, come on
(Switch)
Hey! Turn it over and hit it
Turn around now switch
Hey! Turn it over and hit it
(Ooh la la la)
(Switch)
Hey! Turn it over and hit it
Turn around now switch
Turn it over and hit it
(Unh unh unh)
(Ooh la la la)
Hey! Hey!
Oh, you just gonna stand there, huh?
What you too cute to dance, or you scared?
It ain't really that hard to do and
I ain't trying to be in love with you and
All I wanted was a moment or two to
See if you could do that switch-a-roo and
Shut your mouth fool, get your crew and
The thick body and the rear one too and
I'll be right here waiting on you to
See if y'all can do that switch-a-roo
Hey! Hey!
That's what I'm talking bout, do that thing mama
That's what I'm talking bout, do that thing mama
That's what I'm talking bout, do that thing mama
That's what I'm talking bout
(Switch)
Hey! Turn it over and hit it
Turn around now switch
Hey! Turn it over and hit it
(Ooh la la la)
(Switch)
Hey! Turn it over and hit it
Turn around now switch
Turn it over and hit it
(Unh unh unh)
(Ooh la la la)
(Switch)
Hey! Turn it over and hit it
Turn around now switch
Hey! Turn it over and hit it
(Ooh la la la)
Different Lives Shuffle(d) Lives
in different places into wrong categories
familiar problems cross the wires
same old faces and fuse humanities
Watch the muscles twitch
for a brand new switch...
Scientist G.P.'s
with patient guinea-pigs
cureing their head-aches
with drastic side-effects
switch
Doctor rectorates
condescending from on high
for all hallucinaters
see druggist in the sky
switch
Vicar experiments
but 'tis blasphemy
dismissing thought of progess
as the mark of devilry
(Watch the muscles twitch
for a brand new switch...)
switch
People walk Something blows up
and even talk won't come down
people listen scattered muscles twitch
then they halt too late to switch.
(They're dying to switch)
Lyric: Sioux Music: McKay
Going round round round
CiCi will have you going round round round round
Darkchild you got me going round round round round
Oh baby, baby, baby, baby
I like to party all night, you'll see
And you're exactly the type that I need
My hi-hat drives you Congo and you know
That I can make the bass beat beat solo
Do that again, again, spin me around
Do that again, again, I'm gon' put it down
I got you runnin', goin' crazy, you don't know what it is
I'm in control, baby I-I-I-I
You know how I gets down
Let me know right now if you can keep up, switch!
Try to turn me down, cause I hit so loud
Overload your speakers, switch!
When the lights go down, all the freaks come out
And I know you see 'em, switch!
Then me on you now, switch!
And then you on me, lets switch!
Let's slow it down to this beat baby
I got you right where I need, and you'll see
Turn up the 808 more, make me
Feel the snare in my car, I need more
Do it again, again, spin me around
Do it again, again, I'm gon' put it down
I got you runnin', goin' crazy, you don't know what it is
I'm in control, baby I-I-I-I
You know how I gets down
Let me know right now if you can keep up, switch!
Try to turn me down, cause I hit so loud
Overload your speakers, switch!
When the lights go down, all the freaks come out
And I know you see 'em, switch!
Then me on you now, switch!
And then you on me, lets switch!
I like when you do this to me
Make me wanna tear it up
The way you move me, it's music to me
I just wanna turn it up
Higher level, highest level, feel like I can't be without you
Take you to a bass in no time
My body on your's, and your's on mine
You know how I gets down
Let me know right now if you can keep up, switch!
Try to turn me down, cause I hit so loud
Overload your speakers, switch!
When the lights go down, all the freaks come out
And I know you see 'em, switch!
Then me on you now, switch!
And then you on me, lets switch!
I'm gon' release, release, release then switch
Release, release, release then switch
Release, release, release then switch
Switch switch switch switch
I ain't one to be questioned
About who and where I've been
I ain't one to be questioned
About what time I came in
Tryna squeeze, baby please
Hit the road and don't come back
'Cause I can't trust a relationship
Wit no trust and that's a fact
Switch
Don't take no mess from nobody
Switch
If they act up just leave 'em alone
Switch
Don't take no mess from nobody
Switch
When ya done wit 'em you can send 'em home
I won't answer to no one
Until I feel I'm ready to
I'm gonna have my fun
Doin' the things I like to do
See I need space get off my case
Stop breathin' down my back
Cause we ain't gotta relationship If that's how you have to act
Commitment true devotion
Right now is not the way
For you to come at me
When I need it
I'm sure you'll be the first to know
But for now, in my plnas, no demands
I'm gonna have to make a switch
Switch
Throw his behind in a ditch
While my definition states as it relates
To us mates, one eliminates
Solely contemplates n' de associates
Like my new drink was V-8's
Just as quick as I get in it
I'll drop 'em in a minute
Like the dollaz
In my pocket, Speedy Gonzalez
Couldn't stop the way I spin it
I'm known for breakin' every speed limit
This switch could be infinite
I said L to da E to da F to the T to da E to the Y
Because I'm so fly
Bring it back to the E so come and see me
At the hotel motel Holiday Inn
I said if you man starts actin' upu
Switch and take his friend
Erase replace embrace new face come on
Let me paint
You a picture
Or two just telling
You what I'd like
To do get a twelve
Pack and sit on
The beach and
Look at all the
Hookers I'll never
Meet there saying
"Look at me"
"Look at me"
"Look at me"
"Look at me"
Maybe I'll bleach
My hair or grow it
Out long I'll buy
A surfboard and lay
Out all day long
I'm the mammoth
For you to nurture
And I just want
You to think you'll
Be screwing a surfer
"Look at me"
"Look at me"
"Look at me"
Different lives in different places
Familiar problems same old faces
Shuffled lives into wrong categories
Cross the wires and fuse humanities
Watch the muscles twitch
For a brand new switch
Scientist G.P.'s
With patient guinea-pigs
Curing their head-aches
With drastic side-effects
With drastic side-effects
Doctor rectorates, rectorates
Condescending from on high
For all hallucinates
See druggist in the sky
In the sky
Vicar experiments
But 'tis blasphemy
Dismissing thought of progress
As the mark of devilry
As the mark of devilry
Watch the muscles twitch
For a brand new switch
People walk and even talk
People listen then they halt
Something blows up won't come down
Scattered muscles twitch too late to switch
They're dying to switch
They're dying to switch
Switch switch
Watch the muscles twitch
For a brand new switch
They're dying to switch
They're dying to switch
Switch
Watch the muscles twitch
For a brand new switch
They're dying to switch
They're dying to switch
He's nothing special
Don't need his dough
Settling down what is that a joke
You're feeling his best friend
Your ex bores you
'Cos he started to ignore you
He starts his speech
Tell him not to preach
Always talking out of his ass
What's the point of that
He's not on your level
Like the new man
The fly man
The man who really understands
Remember a good way
To get out of an old thing
Is to jump into a new thing and
Switch
If you don't deliver
You just ditch
Grab another lover
Scratch your itch
From dusk 'til dawning
Until that new guy has you yawning
Switch
If he don't please you
You just ditch
Find someone to tease you
Makes you itch
Freaks you 'til the morning
Until this new guy has you yawning
Same old thing the TV
The video, he's got to know
Conversations growing old
You've heard those jokes
They're cold
Could he think that the kiss on the text
Means a pizza
Then action attraction
He's got it all wrong
Remember a good way
To get out of an old thing
Is to jump into a new thing and
Switch
If you don't deliver
You just ditch
Grab another lover
Scratch your itch
From dusk 'til dawning
Until that new guy has you yawning
Switch
If he don't please you
You just ditch
Find someone to tease you
Makes you itch
Freaks you 'til the morning
Until this new guy has you yawning
Hanging around on borrowed time
One strike out
You ain't mine
So just get your style in check
I move one ex to the next
Everything he does beats you
So I'm jumping another queue
Please just get your style in check
I move one ex to the next
Switch
If you don't deliver
You just ditch
Grab another lover
Scratch your itch
From dusk 'til dawning
Until that new guy has you yawning
Switch
If he don't please you
You just ditch
Find someone to tease you
Makes you itch
Freaks you 'til the morning
Until this new guy has you yawning
Switch
If you don't deliver
You just ditch
Grab another lover
Scratch your itch
From dusk 'til dawning
Until that new guy has you yawning
Switch
If he don't please you
You just ditch
Find someone to tease you
Makes you itch
Freaks you 'til the morning
Until this new guy has you yawning
Switch
If you don't deliver
You just ditch
Grab another lover
Scratch your itch
From dusk 'til dawning
Until that new guy has you yawning
Switch
If he don't please you
You just ditch
Find someone to tease you
Makes you itch
Freaks you 'til the morning
Switch it, switch it
You're out of this world, I'm sure of it
A crazy intuition
You're off and on, you're here and gone, come back
A curious condition
And then you switch right over
It's weird, yeah I know but just can't get a hold of myself
Hey so strange, you switched it in front of me
Hey you've changed, not like you used to be
'Cause you get in my head and hold my heart
When I'm here, you're there, we're worlds apart
So reverse your words get to the start and switch back to my world
Hey I'm just talking like a machine
Hey I'm stuck on every word in between
'Cause you get in my head and hold my heart
When I'm here, you're there, we're worlds apart
So reverse your words get to the start and switch back to my world
You're out of this world, I'm sure of it
A little more than different
And you keep blocking, blocking, turn your back
It's you that I am missing
And then you switch right over
It's weird, yeah I know but just can't get a hold of myself
Hey so strange, you switched it in front of me
Hey you've changed, not like you used to be
'Cause you get in my head and hold my heart
When I'm here, you're there, we're worlds apart
So reverse your words get to the start and switch back to my world
Hey I'm just talking like a machine
Hey I'm stuck on every word in between
'Cause you get in my head and hold my heart
When I'm here, you're there, we're worlds apart
So reverse your words get to the start and switch back to my world
If I knew where you were, how can I find you?
Staring at the stars falling behind you
Across the universe, hope you'll be back soon
I got a feeling our planets could meet, I'll rearrange it
Hey so strange, you switched it in front of me
Hey you've changed, not like you used to be
'Cause you get in my head and hold my heart
When I'm here, you're there, we're worlds apart
So reverse your words get to the start and switch back to my world
Hey I'm just talking like a machine
Hey I'm stuck on every word in between
'Cause you get in my head and hold my heart
When I'm here, you're there, we're worlds apart
So reverse your words get to the start and switch back to my world
Open your heart, yeah we're back to the start
Open your heart, yeah get back to the start
Open your heart, yeah we're back to the start
Open your heart, yeah get back to the start
Open your heart, yeah we're back to the start
Different Lives Shuffle(d) Lives
in different places into wrong categories
familiar problems cross the wires
same old faces and fuse humanities
Watch the muscles twitch
for a brand new switch...
Scientist G.P.'s
with patient guinea-pigs
cureing their head-aches
with drastic side-effects
switch
Doctor rectorates
condescending from on high
for all hallucinaters
see druggist in the sky
switch Vicar experiments
but 'tis blasphemy
dismissing thought of progess
as the mark of devilry
(Watch the muscles twitch
for a brand new switch...)
switch
People walk Something blows up
and even talk won't come down
people listen scattered muscles twitch
then they halt too late to switch.
(They're dying to switch)
Lyric: Sioux Music: McKay
You gotta stop, listen up
Checking out my beats
Know the day uniques
Got ya jumping out ya seats, ah
Never bring the same flow upon a track
Better watch your back
When I bring the switch attack, now
People wanna nod, now they go and go
The funk thing that I bring
Make your head wanna ring
Here we come, you know we bring it raw
Get up on the floor 'cos
You gotta get some more
Friday night, party's just around the corner
She'll be there, so I just can't be late
Gotta get my groove thing on
'Cos I'll be dancing all night long
Send me to a place where I can have some fun
[Birdge:]
Once I get up on the floor
See me coming back for more
See me rockin' all my moves
Everybody's watching me
Switch
(music) [x4]
9 o'clock, finally my groove is swinging
Things are fine, now I guess it's time to rock
(Guess it's time to rock)
Now the party's on the way
Found out I gotta stay
People start to gather round
And round, and round, and round
[Bridge x2]
Switch (music)
You gotta stop listen up
Checking out my beats
Know that they're unique
Got you jumping out your seats ah
Never bring the same flow upon a track
Better watch your back when I bring the switch attack now
People when they nod
Nod they don't nod to the funk
Thing that I bring
Make your head wanna ring
Here we come you know we bring it raw
Get up on the floor cos you gotta get some more
Friday night
The party's just around the corner
She'll be there so I just can't be late
Gotta get my groove thing on
Cos I'll be dancing all night long
Send me to a place where I can have some fun
Chorus:
Once I get up on the floor, see me coming back for more
See me rocking all my moves, everybody's watching me
Once I get up on the floor, see me coming back for more
See me rocking all my moves, everybody's watching me (Switch!)
Da freak (x4) - Switch!
Rock it like this (x2) - Switch!
Five guys clap your hands, just clap your hands to this, Just clap your hands to the beat now - Switch!
Uh, uh, uh, we get down, uh, uh, uh, uh - Switch!
Nine o'clock
And finally my groove is swinging
Beats are fine now I guess it's time to rock (guess it's time to rock)
Now the party's on the way
I found out I've got to stay
People start to gather round and round and round and round
(Chorus)
Switch! (x3)
Ah yeah come on, ah yeah, ah yeah
Ah yeah come on, ah yeah, ah yeah
Switch! (x2)
Da freak (x2) - Switch!
Rock it like this - Switch!
Five guys clap your hands - Switch!
Uh, uh, uh...
Switch! (x4)
Ah yeah come on, ah yeah, ah yeah - Switch!
Ah yeah come on, ah yeah, ah yeah
I met him at the book store
He said he'd like to get to know me
Just a little more, asked me to dinner
I said, "I'd bring my girlfriend"
He said, "That's cool"
'Cause he was gonna bring
His best friend but something happened
That I wasn't expecting his best friend
All night has my attention
Know it was wrong, I couldn't help it
And I don't care, I'm bein' selfish
Know what I want
And I want your best friend
Ain't gonna front, uh, uh
I want your best friend, hey boy
I think I like your best friend, would you mind
If I dinned with your best friend, switch
And you can take my girlfriend
I hardly know you, so there is no attachments
You take my chair, I'll sit right there
Well, see how that feels
And don't be mean
And make a scene, it ain't a big deal
'Cause somethin' happened
That I wasn't expecting his best friend
All night had my attention
Know it was wrong, I couldn't help it
And I don't care, I'm bein' selfish
Know what I want
And I want your best friend
Ain't gonna front, uh, uh
I want your best friend, hey boy
I think I like your best friend, would you mind
If I dinned with your best friend, switch
See baby, it really ain't a big deal
(Switch)
I mean, you a nice guy and all but
(Switch)
If I met him when I met you
(Switch)
He probably would've got the phone call
Don't make no sense to leave
With the wrong guy when your best friend
Could be the love of my life
Know it was wrong, I couldn't help it
And I don't care, I'm bein' selfish
Know what I want
And I want your best friend
Ain't gonna front, uh uh
I want your best friend, hey boy
I think I like your best friend, would you mind
If I dinned with your best friend, switch?
Somethin' happened unexpected
She didn't think that this would happen
She liked this guy, had a connection
It's just with her dates best friend
Ha, ha, ha, ha
Who would've guessed it that she'd suggest
That they should just switch
Switch, switch, switch, switch, hey boy
I think I like your best friend, would you mind
Unhh
Whoo
Okay, unhh
It's the rangers
Yeah
The takeover
What you thought?
Unhh, yeah
Watch me switch it up
Unhh yeah
I said watch me switch it up
Unhh yeah uhhhuh yeah
Switch it up on em
Switch it up on em
Yeah
[Julian:]
They call me Julian and you already know
Forrealaa I got the muthafuckin flow
It's killa
Walk through the function and the girls get up
They niggas sit up cause they know I will steal 'em
I'm a boss
In other words I'm her boss, ya dig me?
I'm a take it to the post
I'm a winner you can take it as a loss
My brain lost
They think I do it for the fame?
Nah, I do it for the change
Sike I do it cause I can
Right, and all my beats bang, nice
So watch what you sayin, aight?
Or watch where I'm aiming the light
I'm a spit a flame through the mic
Who would've thought this was a dangerous life
[Chorus:]
Switch it up
Switch it up on 'em
Switch it up
Watch me switch it up on 'em
Switch it up
I can switch it up on 'em
Switch it up
Watch me switch it up on 'em
If you ain't know, if you ain't know girl
If you ain't know nigga, if you ain't know girl
If you ain't kow, if you ain't know girl
If you ain't know nigga, If you ain't know girl
[Langston:]
Look
Fitted to the max
Tatted 'till I die
Neff on my chest and my jeans not too tired
Haters think they be fucking with me but that shit ain't workin
While they doing that shit in here and got they bitches twerkin
Oh yeah she switching and dippin
Then she get to tip tipo tippin on my dick
Then she had to start licking ughhh
Best believe we on the come up
Gotta know that this beat is kinda tow up
Yeah, fa show the game is what we bout to show up, hold up
My job easy nothing heavy on my shoulders
I'm too committed to it
I'll admit it to ya
I can verse anybody call me verse killer
[Chorus:]
Switch it up
Switch it up on 'em
Switch it up
Watch me switch it up on 'em
Switch it up
I can switch it up on 'em
Switch it up
Watch me switch it up on 'em
If you ain't know, if you ain't know girl
If you ain't know nigga, if you ain't know girl
If you ain't kow, if you ain't know girl
If you ain't know nigga, If you ain't know girl
[DayDay:]
I'll break ya but baby I ain't Shawn Michaels
Get on this track and ride that beat like a motorcycle
Don't know me
Move with me and see a show
DayDay, Rangers
Everywhere I go
We about to switch the flow
Hands high ladies dancin all gettin low
Yeah
I'm way too cool on my grown man tip stay extra smooth
We a sensation
Go on youtube
Seven days average bout a million views
Free shirt, free pants, free shoes, million of milkshakes is how we make the news
You're jingiling baby
Rangers rep 'till the death I'm killing it baby
[Chorus:]
Switch it up
Switch it up on 'em
Switch it up
Watch me switch it up on 'em
Switch it up
I can switch it up on 'em
Switch it up
Watch me switch it up
If you ain't know, if you ain't know girl
If you ain't know nigga, if you ain't know girl
If you ain't kow, if you ain't know girl
Time can paint a picture
As your memory fades away
You always spell trouble
As I forget what I meant to say
And it's so easy, when you want it
You just reach out and grab it
Just when it's over
You still can't break the habit
Why must you keep running
Running never brings you home
Switch baby switch baby
You can't seem to make up your mind
Switch baby switch baby
Thought that we were two of a kind
Innocent and childlike
Angelic the smile on your face
But barren is your wasteland
Gimme help, get me out of this place
And it's so easy, when you want it
You just reach out and grab it
Just when it's over
You still can't break the habit
Why must you keep running
Running never brings you home
Switch baby switch baby
You can't seem to make up your mind
Switch baby switch baby
Thought that we were two of a kind
Switch baby switch baby
You can't seem to make up your mind
Switch baby switch baby
Thought that we were two of a kind
Switch baby switch baby
You can't seem to make up your mind
Switch baby switch baby
Thought that we were two of a kind
Switch baby switch baby Switch switch
Switch baby switch baby Switch switch
Switch baby switch baby
It’s that second in between, it’s the boiling point indeed
It’s a supervisor hitting the outlaw on the scene
And you’ll be ready, when time erased your deeds.
What is the use of warning, when nothing can be done?
This is how I’m feeling; you kind of hit me numb
Switch the mood to sorry
Sometimes I am real, sometimes I am faking, what is in between?
You were great without warning.
You’re seeding out my soul.
You were caving in; somehow it smelled like rock ‘n roll
Fun to be depraving after all.
Chorus:
Boy you are in trouble,
For yes, I’m on another level
Where is the fun, is it all you’re living on?
Switch the mood to sorry
Sometimes I feel, it’s a one step, it’s a good feel,
It’s a strange deal it’s a jog, right!
Boy you are in trouble,
For yes, I’m on another level
Where is the fun, is it all you’re living on?
Switch the mood to sorry
Sometimes I feel
What is the use of you and me when all we do is wrong?
This is how I’m feeling; this is how it should be done:
We used to find a way, I cannot let it go
We used to let it slide to a super sigh high
If we could get a name, we could get far
You could never imagine what a lust life
You would like, you would like
Have you ever driven to the sunshine?
Chorus
Oh yes, I’m on another level
Where is the fun, is it all you’re living on?
Switch the mood to sorry
Sometimes I am real, it’s a one step, it’s a good feel,
It’s a strange deal it’s a jog, right!
You’re just plain too solid,
You’re just way too solid
Or falling out and I just come to solve it
Switch the mood to sorry, sometimes I am real…
Boy you are in trouble,
For yes, I’m on another level
Where is the fun, is it all you’re living on
You would never like, you would never like
If you were left alone in lust life
You wouldn’t like, you wouldn’t like
Close to you,
I feel the waves wash over me,
Close to you,
There's nothing I can do or say,
Close to you,
I feel the tide wash over me,
Close to you,
I still remember,
I'm born but I'm alive,
Live by the rules, not by the sky,
What lies beneath your eyes,
Is beautiful, you're delicate,
When I'm far away I still remember,
I'm born but I'm alive,
Live by the rules, not by the sky,
I'm born but I'm alive,
I'm born but I'm alive,
oooh, oooh,
yeah, yeah
ain't it strange how i call out your name
i met silence again can't remember when
i last smiled with it doing bad is good
but i'm letting go i'm giving in
cause i still love you (please come back to me)
i still love you (he's everything i need)
i still love you
(you make my life complete)
i still loooove yooou (please come back to me)
i still love you
(he's everything i need) i still love you
(you make my life complete)
i still loooove yooou, oooh
i need to breathe i need you to succeed
i met silence again cause it's love where in i can hate to say
i'm immune to pain if you break these chains
help me live again if i've knows it was you
i once said it was you
but you gave up too soon
you made it to you,
i will risk my heart if you risk yours at hand
boy i'm letting go i'm giving in
cause i still love you (please come back to me)
i still love you (he's everything i need)
i still love you
(you make my life complete)
i still loooove yooou (please come back to me)
i still love you
(he's everything i need) i still love you
(you make my life complete)
i still loooove yooou, oooh
no i never want to say goodbye
we should've give ourselves another try
should've only been on thing us against the wind
now i only have myself to blame
i promise i think on rain
wish our feelings never changed
but i'm letting go, i'm giving in
cause i still love you (please come back to me)
i still love you (he's everything i need)
i still love you
(you make my life complete)
i still loooove yooou (please come back to me)
i still love you
(he's everything i need) i still love you
(you make my life complete)
Since we are lyin' here ah
For the first time, you and I
Show me what you'll do for me
And then will I
Don't try to hide your nature
No other girl could never rate ya
There'll never be a better love, love, love, love
La la la la la la
There'll never be, be, be
La la la la la la la la
Ooo wo wo la la la la la
Oo wo wo la la la la la la
There'll never be a better love, love, love, love
Please come over here and let me whisper in your ear
I'll say something good to you, you
Always wanted to hear
So real I know you won't regret it
So good I know you won't forget it
There'll never be a better love, love, love, love for you
La la la la la la
There'll never be, be, be
La la la la la la
Oo wo wo la la la la
Oo wo wo la la la la la la
Walked around my room and
Thinking so many things we could have done
Looking for the reasons
Pretending you're still here
You're not gone
I may be just pretending
That there i'll be better days ahead
I'm blind and unseeing
To the silence of what I've said
You're with the angels
But the truth is just too much to bear
I'm tired and jaded
But your light is whats
Keeping me there
Looked around my room for your intentions
But empty thoughts are all that I've found
Cried out loud, Im calling
{I used to think about immature things
You know like, do you love me? Do you want me?
Are you gonna call me like you said you would?
Is this really your real phone number?
But you know I'm a man now, baby, a grown man
And I came a long way, ha-ha
'Cause those fears taught me one thing
Taught me to hold on to my love}
Sometimes
I just can't help thinkin' livin' without you, baby
See, sometime
I just can't live cryin' about you, baby
I'm not worried 'bout a doggone thing
I'll take anything you bring
Although I love the sunshine
I'll still accept the rain
'Cause when I'm in my lonely mood
And I just can't be with you
I tried everything to occupy my mind
But there was no substitute
Thinking all that life would be
When you're not around
I just could not find a way
I wouldn't even know up from down
But since I've had you in my life
All these can be found
So strong and true, baby
All comin' from you
You, I call your name, girl
(Whenever I am lonely, baby)
I call your name
(When I feel the need of love)
I think of you and it eases the pain
Take away the strain
'Cause I don't worry 'bout what my people say
In my life today
Although they try to say you're not the one for me
I'll love you any way
'Cause their intentions might be cool
If what they say was true
But there's more to you than they could ever see
And they don't even know you
Thinking all that life would be
When you're not around
I just could not find a way
I wouldn't even know up from down
But since I've had you in my life
All these can be found
So strong and true, baby
Comin' from you, you, you, you, you
You, I call your name, girl
(Sometimes when I get lonely, baby)
I call your name
(When I feel the need of love)
I think of you and it eases the pain
Take away the strain
You, I call your name, girl
Sometimes I get lonely, baby
I call your name
I just can't seem to help myself for not wanting to be alone
So I call your name, I call your name, ho ho
I think of you and it eases the pain
Take away the strain
I do, you do
Birds and bees do too
I love you, you love me
And I know
Whoa oh whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
I call your name and it eases the pain
See, I just don't feel all by myself tonight
It seems like someone else is out there
Oh, thinkin' of holding someone else tonight
So you will know where I'm comin' from
Oh, when I'm lonely, when I'm discouraged
Oh, I call your name, babe
There is no substitute for you
No one could take your place
You're more than they could ever receive
That's why I call your name
Oh, baby, when I am lonely
When I am discouraged
I call your name, girl
I think of you and it eases the pain
Take away the strain
You, I call your name, girl
(Sometimes when I get lonely, baby)
I call your name
(When I feel the need of love)
I think of you and it eases the pain
Take away the strain
Da da lee la la la la la la
(Da da lee la la la la la la)
Da da lee la la la la la la
(Da da lee la la dee da dee da)
Da da lee la la la la la la
I call your name, girl
(Da da lee la la la la la la)
I think of you and it eases the pain
(Da da la da dee da la da da da)
Take away the strain
(Da da la da da da la da da da)
(I call you, it's you, baby)
I call your name
(And you, baby, and you, whoa oh)
I call your name, girl
(You you you you you you you you you you you you you)
I think of you and it eases the pain
Take away the strain
(I call your name)
I do, you do
Birds and bees do too
I love you, you love me
And I know
Whoa oh whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
I call your name and it eases the pain
I'm sittin' at a coffee table, unable to see straight
Watchin' parallel lines unwind and undulate
Behind the rain-streaked windowpane, the scene's bleak
Another train leavin' home
Conceding defeat with a low moan
Hangin' in A sky, made of stone
Everybody's leavin' home, I called my man Jerome
To come meet me in the twilight zone
Leave your mobile phone at home and come alone
I bought him coffee and a snack
Settled back, started speakin'
He was tweakin' with the peak of his cap
While I'm seekin' to discover what it takes to stay sober
Not cover my mistakes
Try to maybe make sense of the evidence
It's over, she's gone for good
Why should I lie, singin' a killer's lullaby
Identified by the dying ring of her goodbye
The last thing you hear before your life disappear
Now it just gets worse, like my stomach 'll burst
Feel like I've been cursed
With seven centuries of bitter memories
And inadequacies, previous he's and she's
I'm movin' round this old house for the last time
Scene of my past crimes, been here for lifetimes
Hearin' the chimes of the old clock that used to mock
You got eternity for takin' stock
This place is like a padlock
You look shocked
Trust me, nothing ever moves but the dust
There's just us and I'm here to torment and tease
And that's how it was for centuries
Me and my memories, till you brought the keys
Took the couple of Saturdays
I moved in runnin' from tragedies and boozing
Seven hundred years since I came here
You appear, same hair, same quizzical stare
I couldn't get near
And the sheer frustration was more than I could bear
I was really cursed, thought I'd been through the worst part
That was just the first part, just the start
Every night I'd be sitting with dread, breaking my heart
In case the man she'd been chasin' gets to first base
And I just can't escape, I'm in bad shape
You making love to someone else is more than I can take
And so I make all the movement I can to no avail
Scream and yell, sinkin' deeper into my personal hell
I'm getting heated, I'm sorry, have another coffee
I needed to release my sparrow chest from just a piece of this pressure
Unless an escape route is found
I'm going down underground
Into lifetimes of pain, it's absurd
The heaviest chain is contained is the sound of one word
So I'm referred back to hell, huh
Just as well, I hate needles an' get twinges at the thought
Of syringes
J (as in Jerome), I'm going insane with shame
I dream and watch her makin' love over and over again
With what I call a farmer's swain
Unintelligent, pea-brained retard who's dick is always hard
Oh God, of course I'm jealous, fellows
Oversexed flexing his pec's
Jesus, what's he going make her do next?
I'm mad vex, the way she gently scratches his chest
You used to do that to me back in 1253
Pity me, while you lie with your lover
I stare and suffer in despair while you ruffle his hair
Unaware of who else is there
I move quick, I want to try my trick one last time
You know it's possible to vaguely define my outline
When dust move in the sunshine
So I'm tryin' to change, vibrate myself to near-human pitch
Which reminds me how I used to come unstitched
And switch 'round the house in a blind rage
It took years and an ocean of tears to find the key to this
Cage
And write another stage into a new age
It's difficult to gauge
But I know that I'll see you again, on that you may depend
I just don't know how or when
Sleep on, my lost love on gone
Jerome took me home under steel skies
Knowing I'm prone to dramatize but unknown for telling lies
And what I verbalize he can see behind my eyes
The why oh why's that identify killer lullabies
And he surmised
No surprise couldn't hear that
Closed my eyes as he steered that old black BM home again
Push it on... what are you... you waiting for?
this is all... it's just a switch you turn on
not for you
switch is not for you
only for me
this is only for me not for you
turn the light off
turn the sound off
that is all... that is all it is for
Aitai nante iwanai
Imasara himitsu mo nai
Kyou mo tashika onaji kotoba de kimi wo dakishimeta
Deatta imi wo sagashitatte
Kotae wa doko ni mo nai darou
Dakedo motto shiritaito kimi wa fukureteru
Itsumo no youni
Tanjun na riyuu de koi ni ochiteita
Sore wo kantan na aizore kimi wa ukeireta
Aeba itsumo kenka bakari
Kimochi wa tsuyokunatta no ni ne
Dakara motto shiritaito sara ni fukumeteru
Nani mo shinai dakedo keitai no denchi ga kireta
Boku wa SWITCH wo sagasu
Sora wo mireba aoi na to
Fuda wo hitebata no shi na to
Konna ni mo kanjittetemo
Doushite darou tsutawaranaiya
Donna fuuni
Hanaseba ii
Tsuki wo mireba marui na to
Yume wa sameru to sabishiiko
Kimi wa totemo kirei dato
Doyoubi ni wa ai ni yukou
Konna ni mo kanjittetemo
Doushite darou tsutawaranaiya
Donna fuuni
Hanaseba ii
Aitai nante iwanai
Imasara himitsu mo nai ashita mo
