New York Minute (2004)

Actors

• Warren Belle (actor)
• H. Jon Benjamin (actor)
• Conrad Bergschneider (actor)
• Frank Bonsangue (actor)
• Pierre Bouvier (actor)
• Garen Boyajian (actor)
• Chuck Comeau (actor)
• Neil Crone (actor)
• Dominic Cuzzocrea (actor)
• Damon D'Oliveira (actor)
• David Desrosiers (actor)
• Philip Drube (actor)
• Darrell Hammond (actor)
• John Hemphill (actor)
• Boyd Banks (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Taglines:

Anything can change in a New York minute.

Quotes:

Trey Lipton: Whoa... Is today my birthday?

Roxy Ryan: Come on you can poopy, just a little one.

Jane Ryan: Those were my best heels!::Roxy Ryan: Well now they're your best flats.

Bennie Bang: There you are.::Roxy Ryan: Here I am.

Jane Ryan: What am I going to do without my day planner?::Roxy Ryan: Ok, you need to relax.::Jane Ryan: Relax? How can I relax? My relaxation tips are in my day planner!

Jane Ryan: What are you doing? Right now, that dog is my life. And when he poops, his poop is my life.

Jane Ryan: I don't believe you, it says it right here. There's gonna be another train.::Ticket Window Guy: How could I forget? It's the magic-leprechaun train. It leaves for New York whenever you want. Powered by your imagination.

Bennie Bang: [on the phone] You took my chip.::Jane Ryan: Roxy, did you eat this man's chips?::Roxy Ryan: No.::Jane Ryan: You sure?::Roxy Ryan: I didn't eat his chips. [to the phone] I didn't eat your chips.::Jane Ryan: She didn't eat your chips.::Bennie Bang: No, not chips. Chip. My microchip.::Roxy Ryan: [on the phone] Listen, we need that book back. So meet us outside the Plaza Hotel in 30 minutes, or... I will eat your chips.::Bennie Bang: Huh?

Roxy Ryan: How exactly have you been looking out for me?::Jane Ryan: Are you insane? That's all I ever do. Ok, the one day, the one time I wanted to be about me for a change I get inducted into The Roxy Ryan School of Juvenile Delinquency!::Roxy Ryan: I have been trying to help you from the minute we left the house.::Roxy Ryan: A lot of good that's done.::Roxy Ryan: Where are you going? I'm not finished.::Jane Ryan: Yeah, well I am. Why don't you just go run along and have fun? That's what you're good at!::Roxy Ryan: As opposed to you? Just walking away whenever we start to have a real conversation.::Jane Ryan: I don't have time for a real conversation. I am too busy taking care of things!::Roxy Ryan: So who asked you to?::Jane Ryan: You did. The minute you stopped taking responsibility for anything since Mom died.::Roxy Ryan: That doesn't mean you get to be her replacement. You know what I miss most about Mom? That she loved that we were different! And you punish me for it. From the day Mom died you've done nothing but push me out of your life.::Jane Ryan: I have not.::Roxy Ryan: Oh, come on Jane. The biggest day of your academic career and you didn't even bother to invite me.::Jane Ryan: Well, forgive me for wanting the day to be about me for a change. I make honor roll and Dad doesn't notice because you're in detention! I'm elected captain of the cheerleading squad and Dad can't come to one game. One game! Because he's busy going to your parent-counsellor meetings. You want to know why I want this fellowship abroad? It's because it's 3,000 miles away from you.::Roxy Ryan: Well, I really hope you get it, then.

Jane Ryan: Just so we're clear, I'd like a more corporate bling.

New York Minute (2004)

Actors

• Warren Belle (actor)
• H. Jon Benjamin (actor)
• Conrad Bergschneider (actor)
• Frank Bonsangue (actor)
• Pierre Bouvier (actor)
• Garen Boyajian (actor)
• Chuck Comeau (actor)
• Neil Crone (actor)
• Dominic Cuzzocrea (actor)
• Damon D'Oliveira (actor)
• David Desrosiers (actor)
• Philip Drube (actor)
• Darrell Hammond (actor)
• John Hemphill (actor)
• Boyd Banks (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Taglines:

Anything can change in a New York minute.

Quotes:

Trey Lipton: Whoa... Is today my birthday?

Roxy Ryan: Come on you can poopy, just a little one.

Jane Ryan: Those were my best heels!::Roxy Ryan: Well now they're your best flats.

Bennie Bang: There you are.::Roxy Ryan: Here I am.

Jane Ryan: What am I going to do without my day planner?::Roxy Ryan: Ok, you need to relax.::Jane Ryan: Relax? How can I relax? My relaxation tips are in my day planner!

Jane Ryan: What are you doing? Right now, that dog is my life. And when he poops, his poop is my life.

Jane Ryan: I don't believe you, it says it right here. There's gonna be another train.::Ticket Window Guy: How could I forget? It's the magic-leprechaun train. It leaves for New York whenever you want. Powered by your imagination.

Bennie Bang: [on the phone] You took my chip.::Jane Ryan: Roxy, did you eat this man's chips?::Roxy Ryan: No.::Jane Ryan: You sure?::Roxy Ryan: I didn't eat his chips. [to the phone] I didn't eat your chips.::Jane Ryan: She didn't eat your chips.::Bennie Bang: No, not chips. Chip. My microchip.::Roxy Ryan: [on the phone] Listen, we need that book back. So meet us outside the Plaza Hotel in 30 minutes, or... I will eat your chips.::Bennie Bang: Huh?

Roxy Ryan: How exactly have you been looking out for me?::Jane Ryan: Are you insane? That's all I ever do. Ok, the one day, the one time I wanted to be about me for a change I get inducted into The Roxy Ryan School of Juvenile Delinquency!::Roxy Ryan: I have been trying to help you from the minute we left the house.::Roxy Ryan: A lot of good that's done.::Roxy Ryan: Where are you going? I'm not finished.::Jane Ryan: Yeah, well I am. Why don't you just go run along and have fun? That's what you're good at!::Roxy Ryan: As opposed to you? Just walking away whenever we start to have a real conversation.::Jane Ryan: I don't have time for a real conversation. I am too busy taking care of things!::Roxy Ryan: So who asked you to?::Jane Ryan: You did. The minute you stopped taking responsibility for anything since Mom died.::Roxy Ryan: That doesn't mean you get to be her replacement. You know what I miss most about Mom? That she loved that we were different! And you punish me for it. From the day Mom died you've done nothing but push me out of your life.::Jane Ryan: I have not.::Roxy Ryan: Oh, come on Jane. The biggest day of your academic career and you didn't even bother to invite me.::Jane Ryan: Well, forgive me for wanting the day to be about me for a change. I make honor roll and Dad doesn't notice because you're in detention! I'm elected captain of the cheerleading squad and Dad can't come to one game. One game! Because he's busy going to your parent-counsellor meetings. You want to know why I want this fellowship abroad? It's because it's 3,000 miles away from you.::Roxy Ryan: Well, I really hope you get it, then.

Jane Ryan: Just so we're clear, I'd like a more corporate bling.

New York Minute (2004)

Actors

• Warren Belle (actor)
• H. Jon Benjamin (actor)
• Conrad Bergschneider (actor)
• Frank Bonsangue (actor)
• Pierre Bouvier (actor)
• Garen Boyajian (actor)
• Chuck Comeau (actor)
• Neil Crone (actor)
• Dominic Cuzzocrea (actor)
• Damon D'Oliveira (actor)
• David Desrosiers (actor)
• Philip Drube (actor)
• Darrell Hammond (actor)
• John Hemphill (actor)
• Boyd Banks (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Taglines:

Anything can change in a New York minute.

Quotes:

Trey Lipton: Whoa... Is today my birthday?

Roxy Ryan: Come on you can poopy, just a little one.

Jane Ryan: Those were my best heels!::Roxy Ryan: Well now they're your best flats.

Bennie Bang: There you are.::Roxy Ryan: Here I am.

Jane Ryan: What am I going to do without my day planner?::Roxy Ryan: Ok, you need to relax.::Jane Ryan: Relax? How can I relax? My relaxation tips are in my day planner!

Jane Ryan: What are you doing? Right now, that dog is my life. And when he poops, his poop is my life.

Jane Ryan: I don't believe you, it says it right here. There's gonna be another train.::Ticket Window Guy: How could I forget? It's the magic-leprechaun train. It leaves for New York whenever you want. Powered by your imagination.

Bennie Bang: [on the phone] You took my chip.::Jane Ryan: Roxy, did you eat this man's chips?::Roxy Ryan: No.::Jane Ryan: You sure?::Roxy Ryan: I didn't eat his chips. [to the phone] I didn't eat your chips.::Jane Ryan: She didn't eat your chips.::Bennie Bang: No, not chips. Chip. My microchip.::Roxy Ryan: [on the phone] Listen, we need that book back. So meet us outside the Plaza Hotel in 30 minutes, or... I will eat your chips.::Bennie Bang: Huh?

Roxy Ryan: How exactly have you been looking out for me?::Jane Ryan: Are you insane? That's all I ever do. Ok, the one day, the one time I wanted to be about me for a change I get inducted into The Roxy Ryan School of Juvenile Delinquency!::Roxy Ryan: I have been trying to help you from the minute we left the house.::Roxy Ryan: A lot of good that's done.::Roxy Ryan: Where are you going? I'm not finished.::Jane Ryan: Yeah, well I am. Why don't you just go run along and have fun? That's what you're good at!::Roxy Ryan: As opposed to you? Just walking away whenever we start to have a real conversation.::Jane Ryan: I don't have time for a real conversation. I am too busy taking care of things!::Roxy Ryan: So who asked you to?::Jane Ryan: You did. The minute you stopped taking responsibility for anything since Mom died.::Roxy Ryan: That doesn't mean you get to be her replacement. You know what I miss most about Mom? That she loved that we were different! And you punish me for it. From the day Mom died you've done nothing but push me out of your life.::Jane Ryan: I have not.::Roxy Ryan: Oh, come on Jane. The biggest day of your academic career and you didn't even bother to invite me.::Jane Ryan: Well, forgive me for wanting the day to be about me for a change. I make honor roll and Dad doesn't notice because you're in detention! I'm elected captain of the cheerleading squad and Dad can't come to one game. One game! Because he's busy going to your parent-counsellor meetings. You want to know why I want this fellowship abroad? It's because it's 3,000 miles away from you.::Roxy Ryan: Well, I really hope you get it, then.

Jane Ryan: Just so we're clear, I'd like a more corporate bling.

New York Minute (2004)

Actors

• Warren Belle (actor)
• H. Jon Benjamin (actor)
• Conrad Bergschneider (actor)
• Frank Bonsangue (actor)
• Pierre Bouvier (actor)
• Garen Boyajian (actor)
• Chuck Comeau (actor)
• Neil Crone (actor)
• Dominic Cuzzocrea (actor)
• Damon D'Oliveira (actor)
• David Desrosiers (actor)
• Philip Drube (actor)
• Darrell Hammond (actor)
• John Hemphill (actor)
• Boyd Banks (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Taglines:

Anything can change in a New York minute.

Quotes:

Trey Lipton: Whoa... Is today my birthday?

Roxy Ryan: Come on you can poopy, just a little one.

Jane Ryan: Those were my best heels!::Roxy Ryan: Well now they're your best flats.

Bennie Bang: There you are.::Roxy Ryan: Here I am.

Jane Ryan: What am I going to do without my day planner?::Roxy Ryan: Ok, you need to relax.::Jane Ryan: Relax? How can I relax? My relaxation tips are in my day planner!

Jane Ryan: What are you doing? Right now, that dog is my life. And when he poops, his poop is my life.

Jane Ryan: I don't believe you, it says it right here. There's gonna be another train.::Ticket Window Guy: How could I forget? It's the magic-leprechaun train. It leaves for New York whenever you want. Powered by your imagination.

Bennie Bang: [on the phone] You took my chip.::Jane Ryan: Roxy, did you eat this man's chips?::Roxy Ryan: No.::Jane Ryan: You sure?::Roxy Ryan: I didn't eat his chips. [to the phone] I didn't eat your chips.::Jane Ryan: She didn't eat your chips.::Bennie Bang: No, not chips. Chip. My microchip.::Roxy Ryan: [on the phone] Listen, we need that book back. So meet us outside the Plaza Hotel in 30 minutes, or... I will eat your chips.::Bennie Bang: Huh?

Roxy Ryan: How exactly have you been looking out for me?::Jane Ryan: Are you insane? That's all I ever do. Ok, the one day, the one time I wanted to be about me for a change I get inducted into The Roxy Ryan School of Juvenile Delinquency!::Roxy Ryan: I have been trying to help you from the minute we left the house.::Roxy Ryan: A lot of good that's done.::Roxy Ryan: Where are you going? I'm not finished.::Jane Ryan: Yeah, well I am. Why don't you just go run along and have fun? That's what you're good at!::Roxy Ryan: As opposed to you? Just walking away whenever we start to have a real conversation.::Jane Ryan: I don't have time for a real conversation. I am too busy taking care of things!::Roxy Ryan: So who asked you to?::Jane Ryan: You did. The minute you stopped taking responsibility for anything since Mom died.::Roxy Ryan: That doesn't mean you get to be her replacement. You know what I miss most about Mom? That she loved that we were different! And you punish me for it. From the day Mom died you've done nothing but push me out of your life.::Jane Ryan: I have not.::Roxy Ryan: Oh, come on Jane. The biggest day of your academic career and you didn't even bother to invite me.::Jane Ryan: Well, forgive me for wanting the day to be about me for a change. I make honor roll and Dad doesn't notice because you're in detention! I'm elected captain of the cheerleading squad and Dad can't come to one game. One game! Because he's busy going to your parent-counsellor meetings. You want to know why I want this fellowship abroad? It's because it's 3,000 miles away from you.::Roxy Ryan: Well, I really hope you get it, then.

Jane Ryan: Just so we're clear, I'd like a more corporate bling.

New York Minute (2004)

Actors

• Warren Belle (actor)
• H. Jon Benjamin (actor)
• Conrad Bergschneider (actor)
• Frank Bonsangue (actor)
• Pierre Bouvier (actor)
• Garen Boyajian (actor)
• Chuck Comeau (actor)
• Neil Crone (actor)
• Dominic Cuzzocrea (actor)
• Damon D'Oliveira (actor)
• David Desrosiers (actor)
• Philip Drube (actor)
• Darrell Hammond (actor)
• John Hemphill (actor)
• Boyd Banks (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

Taglines:

Anything can change in a New York minute.

Quotes:

Trey Lipton: Whoa... Is today my birthday?

Roxy Ryan: Come on you can poopy, just a little one.

Jane Ryan: Those were my best heels!::Roxy Ryan: Well now they're your best flats.

Bennie Bang: There you are.::Roxy Ryan: Here I am.

Jane Ryan: What am I going to do without my day planner?::Roxy Ryan: Ok, you need to relax.::Jane Ryan: Relax? How can I relax? My relaxation tips are in my day planner!

Jane Ryan: What are you doing? Right now, that dog is my life. And when he poops, his poop is my life.

Jane Ryan: I don't believe you, it says it right here. There's gonna be another train.::Ticket Window Guy: How could I forget? It's the magic-leprechaun train. It leaves for New York whenever you want. Powered by your imagination.

Bennie Bang: [on the phone] You took my chip.::Jane Ryan: Roxy, did you eat this man's chips?::Roxy Ryan: No.::Jane Ryan: You sure?::Roxy Ryan: I didn't eat his chips. [to the phone] I didn't eat your chips.::Jane Ryan: She didn't eat your chips.::Bennie Bang: No, not chips. Chip. My microchip.::Roxy Ryan: [on the phone] Listen, we need that book back. So meet us outside the Plaza Hotel in 30 minutes, or... I will eat your chips.::Bennie Bang: Huh?

Roxy Ryan: How exactly have you been looking out for me?::Jane Ryan: Are you insane? That's all I ever do. Ok, the one day, the one time I wanted to be about me for a change I get inducted into The Roxy Ryan School of Juvenile Delinquency!::Roxy Ryan: I have been trying to help you from the minute we left the house.::Roxy Ryan: A lot of good that's done.::Roxy Ryan: Where are you going? I'm not finished.::Jane Ryan: Yeah, well I am. Why don't you just go run along and have fun? That's what you're good at!::Roxy Ryan: As opposed to you? Just walking away whenever we start to have a real conversation.::Jane Ryan: I don't have time for a real conversation. I am too busy taking care of things!::Roxy Ryan: So who asked you to?::Jane Ryan: You did. The minute you stopped taking responsibility for anything since Mom died.::Roxy Ryan: That doesn't mean you get to be her replacement. You know what I miss most about Mom? That she loved that we were different! And you punish me for it. From the day Mom died you've done nothing but push me out of your life.::Jane Ryan: I have not.::Roxy Ryan: Oh, come on Jane. The biggest day of your academic career and you didn't even bother to invite me.::Jane Ryan: Well, forgive me for wanting the day to be about me for a change. I make honor roll and Dad doesn't notice because you're in detention! I'm elected captain of the cheerleading squad and Dad can't come to one game. One game! Because he's busy going to your parent-counsellor meetings. You want to know why I want this fellowship abroad? It's because it's 3,000 miles away from you.::Roxy Ryan: Well, I really hope you get it, then.

Jane Ryan: Just so we're clear, I'd like a more corporate bling.

Simple Plan Filmography

• 2011 MuchMusic Awards
  2011, role: actor , character name: Themselves
• Canada for Haiti
  2010, role: actor , character name: Themselves
• Simple Plan: The Making of
  2008, role: producer
• Simple Plan: The Making of
  2008, role: composer
• 2008 Much Music Video Music Awards
  2008, role: actor , character name: Themselves
• Música des del cor
  2007, role: actor , character name: Themselves
• Warped Hall of Fame
  2007, role: actor , character name: Band
• NRJ Music Tour Bercy
  2006, role: actor , character name: Themselves
• The Teen Choice Awards 2005
  2005, role: actor , character name: Themselves - Performers
• Warped Wednesday
  2005, role: actor
• Simple Plan: MTV Hard Rock Live
  2005, role: actor , character name: Themselves
• The 33rd Annual Juno Awards
  2004, role: actor , character name: Themselves
• MTV New Year's Eve Live 2004
  2004, role: actor , character name: Themselves
• New Year's Rockin' Eve 2005
  2004, role: actor , character name: Themselves
• 2004 Much Music Video Music Awards
  2004, role: actor , character name: Themselves
• Simple Plan: A Big Package for You
  2003, role: miscellaneous crew
• 2003 Radio Music Awards
  2003, role: actor , character name: Themselves
• Island Birthday Bash
  2003, role: actor , character name: Themselves
• Jingle Ball Rock
  2003, role: actor , character name: Themselves
• Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade
  2003, role: actor , character name: Themselves
• The Real Cancun
  2003, role: actor , character name: Themselves
• Hard Rock Live
  2003, role: actor , character name: Performers
• Simple Plan: A Big Package for You
  2003, role: writer
• Simple Plan: A Big Package for You
  2003, role: composer
• 2003 Much Music Video Music Awards
  2003, role: actor , character name: Themselves